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Top 10 Athletes of 2010-19

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Note: No cheaters allowed. Therefore, no David Ortiz, no Tom Brady, no Sidney Crosby, no Cristiano Ronaldo, no Lionel Messi.

Also, no golfers. Golf is not a sport.

10. Alex Ovechkin. He now has 658 career goals, 3 Hart Trophies (1 this decade), a Stanley Cup and a Conn Smythe Trophy.

9. Madison Bumgarner. A 4-time All-Star and a 3-time World Champion, his World Series ERA is 0.25. That's even better than Mariano Rivera.

8. Carli Lloyd. 2 World Cups and 1 lost Final, including 9 goals, including 3 in the 2015 Final. 2 Olympic Gold Medals (1 this decade).

7. Patrick Kane. He's knocking on the door of 1,000 career points, will almost certainly finish with 400 career goals and has a shot at 500. He's made 8 All-Star Games (7 this decade), and won a Hart Trophy, a Ross Trophy, and 3 Stanley Cups.

6. Usain Bolt. He's won 8 Olympic Medals, all of them Gold, 6 of them in this decade, including 3 straight 100 meter finals, making him the unofficial "World's Fastest Man" 3 times.

5. Novak Djokovic. Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal battled it out for the honor of the greatest male tennis player of the last decade, but Joker is the best in this one: 6 Australian Opens, 5 Wimbledons, 3 U.S. and 1 French.

4. LeBron James. In this decade alone, an All-Star every year, 4 MVP awards, 3 Finals MVP awards, 3 World Championships -- but also 5 Finals defeats, which prevents him from getting any higher on this list.

3. Steph Curry. 6 All-Star Games, 2 MVPs, 3 titles, and, more than any other person, turned the Golden State Warriors from an afterthought franchise into a historical NBA powerhouse.

2. Serena Williams. In this decade alone, 4 Wimbledons, 3 U.S. Opens, 3 Australian, 2 French, for a total of 12 majors. Overall: 7 Wimbledons, 7 Australian, 6 U.S. 3 French, for 23. Think of it this way: Venus has won 7 majors, which is great for almost anybody, and she's not even close to having the most in her own generation of her own family.

1. Michael Phelps. In this decade alone, the greatest swimmer ever has won 9 Olympic Gold Medals and 3 Silvers. Overall, 23 Golds, 3 Silvers and 2 Bronzes.

How to Be a Devils Fan on Long Island -- 2019-20 Edition

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The New York Islanders have gone back to playing at the Nassau Coliseum -- but only for half of their games, with the other half at the Barclays Center. The New Jersey Devils will play the Isles at the Coliseum this coming Thursday. They will not play each other at the Barclays Center this season.

There is now a new arena for the Islanders under construction on the campus of Belmont Park. If all goes well, it should open for the 2021-22 season.

The fact that Lou Lamoriello, who built the Devils into Champions, is now the Islanders' general manager, shouldn't complicate things. You almost certainly won't be seeing him, so you won't have to boo him, so feel free to boo the team he's assembled.

Before You Go. In New York and North Jersey, anything is possible as far as the weather goes, but since you'll be mainly indoors, and you'll probably be taking the Subway to the Barclays Center, it won't be nearly as much of an issue as it would be going to Yankee Stadium, Citi Field or MetLife Stadium. Temperatures are expected to be in 40s all day on Thursday.

It's the Eastern Time Zone, so you don't have to worry about fiddling with your timepieces.

Tickets. The Islanders averaged 12,442 fans per home game last season -- 31st and dead last in the NHL. That was 78.9 percent of capacity, and only the Ottawa Senators, Carolina Hurricanes and Florida Panthers did worse than that.

Ordering tickets online is almost certainly going to be better than just walking up to the ticket window, plunking down some cash or your card, and saying, "One, please." But you could probably do that with no trouble.

In the lower level, the 1-digit and 2-digit sections, and in the 100 sections above them, seats between the goals are $148. Behind the goal, they're $88. In the upper level, the 200 sections, they're $62 between the goals, and $54 behind the goal.

Getting There. The Nassau Coliseum is 46 miles from the Prudential Center, and 23 miles from Times Square. The best way to get there is to drive. I'm not going to kid you about that: Getting there by public transportation is possible, but it's a pain in the ass -- especially for a weeknight game, for reasons that I will explain after I list the driving directions.

From southern Queens or Brooklyn, take the Belt Parkway to the Southern State Parkway. Take Exit 19S for Peninsula Blvd. South. Take Peninsula Blvd. to Fulton Avenue, until it becomes the Hempstead Turnpike. The Coliseum will be on your left, between Earle Ovington Blvd. and James Doolittle Blvd.

From Staten Island or Central Jersey, get into Staten Island, and take the Verrazano Bridge into Brooklyn, and then follow the preceding directions.

From anywhere else, get to the Long Island Expressway, and take Exit 38 for the Northern State Parkway. Take Exit 31A for the Meadowbrook State Parkway South. Take Exit M4 for Charles Lindbergh Blvd. Take a left on Ovington Blvd., and the Coliseum will be on your left.

Now, here's the troublesome directions by public transportation. It's one of the quirks of Long Island that it is dominated by the Long Island Rail Road, but that the LIRR doesn't go to many of the most prominent points on The Island: The Coliseum, Roosevelt Field, Jones Beach, Fire Island, Theodore Roosevelt's place in Oyster Bay.

So you get to Penn Station, and buy a round-trip ticket for Hempstead. That will cost $21.75 -- $12.50 out, because it will be peak hours, and $9.25 back. And you may have to change trains at Jamaica Station in Queens -- in each direction.

When you arrive at the Hempstead Terminal, walk across the street to the Rosa Parks Hempstead Transit Center, and take the N70, N71 or N72 bus to the Hempstead Turnpike and Ovington. It should take about 15 minutes. As on the New York Subway and buses, a single ride is $2.75, and you can use your MetroCard.
Rosa Parks Hempstead Transit Center

Getting back will be harder. Make sure you walk across the parking lot toward the southeast corner, to the bus shelter on the Turnpike at Glenn Curtiss Blvd. At 9:56 PM, the N70 bus should arrive, and it should take about 10 minutes to get back to Hempstead Terminal. But if it takes longer, you might be sort of screwed: The next train from Hempstead leaves at 10:16. The next one leaves at 11:19, and you'll be about as happy to stick around downtown Hempstead for over an hour as you would be to stand on line for the Coliseum bathrooms for that length of time (which could happen).

So, yeah, despite the proximity to Midtown Manhattan), the public transportation situation stinks, and you're going to prefer driving.

Once In the "City." Long Island is home to about 2.8 million people, about half of that in each County. The Town of Hempstead has about 760,000, while the "hamlet" of Uniondale, the "census-designated place" within Hempstead that includes the Coliseum, has about 25,000 permanent residents.

ZIP Codes in Nassau County begin with the digits 115 for the West, including for the Coliseum, 11553; and 118 for the East. For Suffolk County, they begin with 117 and 119. The Area Code for Nassau is 516, with 631 split off for Suffolk in 1999.

Aside from the Coliseum and the Hofstra campus, there isn't much in Uniondale. Essentially, you'll want to get from home to the Coliseum, see a game, and get out.

Going In. The official address of the Nassau Coliseum is 1255 Hempstead Turnpike, Uniondale, NY 11553. The mailing address is Uniondale, but it's part of the Town of Hempstead.

There are entrances on the north, east and west sides, but not the south -- which, of course, is the side you'll be facing if you came in by train and bus (and maybe even by car).

This arena, built in 1972, wasn't the most convenient of sports venues then, but got a major renovation in 2017, dropping seating capacity to 13,197. Parking is cheap: $8.00. The ticket office, and thus the main entrance, is on the east side.

The Nets and expansion Islanders moved into the brand-new Coliseum in 1972, and while it took the Isles a while to find their bearings, the Nets won right away, including the 1974 and 1976 ABA titles with Julius "Dr. J" Erving, Bill Melchionni and Super John Williamson.
Before the renovation

In 1976, the Nets were invited to join the NBA. But in order to get in, they had to pay the NBA an expansion fee, and pay the Knicks a territorial indemnification fee. As a result, they had to sell Erving to the Philadelphia 76ers. The Nets went from being the best team in a 6-team league to being the worst team in a 22-team league. They had to get out, and they did.

Meanwhile, the Isles were building the team that would win 4 straight Stanley Cups from 1980 to 1983, and win a record 19 straight postseason series from 1980 to 1984. The Coliseum became known as "Fort Neverlose," and the Isles' battles with the Rangers, Philadelphia Flyers and Boston Bruins became legendary.

But after the 1987 Easter Epic, a 4-overtime Game 7 win over the Washington Capitals, the Isles got old in a hurry. Aside from a 1993 trip to the Conference Finals, they've been just another team at best, and pathetic (and poorly-dressed) at worst.

A failed referendum to build a new arena in 2010 led to speculation that they would move to Kansas City, which has built a new arena, but new ownership cut a deal to move them into the Barclays Center, which they did in 2015. But problems with that arena led them to make the deal for the Belmont Park arena, and to split games at the downsized Coliseum.

In addition, as Devils fans found out at the Meadowlands, having 1 level of concourse for 2 levels of seating means cramped confines, and long lines for food and bathrooms. It was a terrible design. Actually, the seating area wasn't so bad: The 16,279 seats it had at the time were comfortable, and sight lines were good. But by the time you got there, you were already in a nasty mood, and regardless of whether you were rooting for the Islanders or the visiting team, you were loaded for bear. No wonder the place, when it had any atmosphere, had a bad one.

So the Coliseum was fully redeveloped, with its seating area downsized to 13,917 for hockey, and is now also home to the Long Island Nets, a Brooklyn Nets farm team.
After the renovation

Elvis Presley sang at the Nassau Coliseum on June 22, 23, and 24, 1973, and on June 19, 1975. The 1st concert on his Fall 1977 tour was supposed to be there, but it was not to be. It's also hosted many other renowned concerts, including major ones by Long Island native Billy Joel.

The rink is laid out north-to-south. The Islanders attack twice toward the north end.
Food. Those of you who've been with the Devils since the Meadowlands days, you know that one level of concourse for two levels of seats simply doesn't work. Unfortunately, the Coliseum appears to be the arena on which the Meadowlands was based, so those of you who've been trying to put those cramped quarters out of your minds may have flashbacks.

The north side of the arena has 2 "Brew Houses," 2 Carvel ice cream stands, The Savor Market (which includes pizza), Greek Isles (pitas, gyros, stuff like that), Lettuce Serve You (salad stand), and a stand serving French Dip sandwiches.

The east side has Doolin's Pub, a Sabrett hot dog stand, Knuckleheads East, The Works, another Brew House, the Bavarian Hut (the Bavaria region of southern Germany is known for old castles, not huts like the South Pacific, but it has sausages and beer), pretzels and a Beers of the World stand.

The south side has a place named Goalie (I don't remember it being there on my last visit, so I don't know what's sold there), a Pig N Pickle stand, a Subway, 2 more Brew Houses, a Glass Kosher stand, another Savor Market and another Carvel.

The west side has another The Works and a place named simply The Grill -- a lot of the west side is taken up by the team store.

Team History Displays. The Islanders' history is summed up in 4 moments: The 1975 Playoff upset over the Rangers; the 4 and oh-so-close to 5 straight Stanley Cups of 1980 to 1984, including 3 Playoff wins over the Rangers; the 1987 "Easter Epic" Game 7 win over the Washington Capitals; and the run to the 1993 Conference Finals. But since the dawn of the Clinton Administration, they've won nothing.

The Islanders' 4 Stanley Cup banners now hang on the south side of the arena, alongside the retired number banners of the Nets. Also hanging are single banners for division and conference titles, as opposed to the banners for all of those that hung in the Coliseum: The Conference titles of 1980, '81, '82, '83 and '84; and the Division titles of 1978, '79, '81, '82, '84 and '88. (That's regular-season Division titles, not the "Patrick Division Playoff Champions" that were also available, and which they won in 1978, '79, '80, '81, '82, '83, '84 and '93.)
On the north side of the arena, the Isles feature their retired number banners. All of them are from their Stanley Cup wins: 5, defenseman and Captain Denis Potvin (who, it should be pointed out, did not suck); 9, left wing Clark Gillies; 19, center Bryan Trottier; 22, right wing Mike Bossy; 23, right wing Bob Nystrom; and 31, goaltender Billy Smith. Gillies, Trottier and Bossy formed "the Trio Grande Line."
On back-to-back home games in February, the Islanders will honor 2 more of their Cup winners: The 27 of left wing John Tonelli, and the 91 of center Butch Goring. (Goring had worn 19 with the Los Angeles Kings, but switched to 91 upon his arrival in Hempstead, in respect to Trottier.)

The Isles also honor coach Al Arbour and general manager Bill Torrey with banners. Torrey's banner has a bowtie, which he always wore, and the words "The Architect." Arbour, a good defenseman who usually wore Number 3 in his playing days, had been represented by a banner with the number 739 on it, for his coaching wins.

In 2007, when it was noticed that he had coached 1,499 games in the NHL, coach Ted Nolan asked the Isles and the League to allow him to step aside for 1 game, so that Arbour could be a head man for a 1,500th time. It was set up, and the Isles won. A new banner went up with Arbour's name and the number 1500. It made him the oldest man to coach in the NHL, and only Scotty Bowman has coached, or won, more games.
All of these men, except Nystrom, scorer of the goal that clinched the 1st Cup in 1980, are in the Hockey Hall of Fame. So is Pat LaFontaine, whose number has not been retired, but he has been elected to the Islanders' Hall of Fame. So have Bob Bourne, Ken Morrow, Patrick Flatley and Kenny Jonsson. Tomas Jonsson, a defenseman from the Cup teams, and no relation to Kenny, has been elected to the International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF) Hall of Fame. Torrey, Arbour, Morrow and LaFontaine have been awarded the Lester Patrick Trophy for contributions to hockey in America. Arbour died in 2015, and Torrey earlier this year. All of the honored players are still alive.

Unfortunately, the plaques for the Islanders' Hall of Fame are next to the team's locker room, and are not accessible to the general public.

Morrow played for the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team. Potvin, Bossy, Trottier and Smith were named to The Hockey News' 100 Greatest Players in 1998. So were Sweeney Schriner and Nels Stewart of the old New York Americans. Potvin, Trottier, Smith, Bossy and LaFontaine were named to the NHL's 100th Anniversary 100 Greatest Players last year. (Oddly, LaFontaine is not yet in the Hockey Hall of Fame.)

The Islanders and Rangers are one of the nastiest rivalries in the NHL. And one of the closest: Currently the Rangers lead it 146-144, with 19 ties. They've played each other in 8 Playoff series, with the Isles winning 5, although they haven't met in the postseason since the Ranger Cup year of 1994.

Stuff. the Islanders don't have a very big team store -- indeed, it's a wonder that they have one at all. It's on the west side of the building. There are smaller souvenir stands all around.

But you won't be able to find books or DVDs about the Islanders there. Maybe that will change at the Belmont Park Arena, but not yet.

In 2012, to commemorate the team's 40th Anniversary, Greg Prato wrote Dynasty: The Oral History of the New York Islanders, 1972-1984. In 2005, Peter Botte of the Daily News and Alan Hahn of MSG Network picked up the story from the end of the dynasty with Fish Sticks: The Fall and Rise of the New York Islanders.

To celebrate their 15th Anniversary in 1987, the team released Pride of the Island: The New York Islanders Story, which is available on Amazon.com, but only in VHS form. So is Never Say Die: The Story of the New York Islanders, released in 1996.

In 2009, the NHL released the DVD New York Islanders: 10 Greatest Games, but Amazon says it is currently not available. It includes all 4 Cup clinchers, the 1982 Game 5 comeback against the Pittsburgh Penguins, the overtime Playoff clincher against the Rangers in 1984, the 4-overtime Game 7 "Easter Epic" against the Washington Capitals in 1987, the 1993 overtime winner against the Penguins in 1993, a 2002 Playoff win over the Toronto Maple Leafs that featured a penalty shot by Shawn Bates, and Arbour's 1,500th game in 2007 (also against the Penguins). It doesn't, however, include the Game 7 overtime winner against the Capitals by Pierre Turgeon (and his subsequent clobbering by Dale Hunter), the Islanders' most consequential win of the last 30 years.

During the Game. A November 19, 2014 article on The Hockey News' website ranked the NHL teams' fan bases, and listed the Islanders' fans 22nd -- 1 place below the Devils, and well below the Rangers, dead last in the Tri-State Area: "Maybe improved team, move to Brooklyn finally gets people interested in Isles." This prediction proved to be, at the very least, premature.

Islander fans hate the Rangers. They also don't like the Devils -- but their jealousy of our 3 Stanley Cups since 1995 leads them to say we are jealous of them for their 4 Cups, now long ago. Riiiight.

At any rate, they don't especially hate us any more than they hate Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Washington or Boston. They certainly don't hate us as much as they hate the Rangers. A Ranger fan, wearing a Ranger jersey, took his life into his hands in and around the Nassau Coliseum. That hasn't changed at the Barclays Center. A Devils fan, wearing Scarlet & Black, should be fine, as long as he doesn't provoke Islander fans.

The Islanders used to have mascots. Nyisles (pronounced like Frasier's brother) was "a seafaring islander." He was replaced by Sparky the Dragon, who had already been the mascot for the other team playing at the Coliseum -- no, not the Nets (though the New Jersey version had tried Duncan the Dragon), the Arena Football League's New York Dragons. But the character was retired, and didn't make the trip down the LIRR to Brooklyn.
Sparky

Amanda Kaletsky is the regular National Anthem singer for the Islanders. Their goal song is "Crowd Chant" by Joe Satriani. The fans have a deep attachment to their cheerleaders/cleanup crew, the Ice Girls.
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But with an Anthem singer like that, who needs Ice Girls?

At least once every period, the whistle to which we have all become accustomed at the Prudential Center, and before that at the Meadowlands, will ring out in the arena where it originated, followed by the chant: "RANGERS SUCK!" (Which... they do.) Islander fans do not, however, add what we add, because they simply don't hate the Flyers as much as we do.

Inevitably, at some people, the Barclays sound system will play "The Chicken Dance," and at the point where most people would do the 4 claps, Islander fans shout, "The Rangers suck!" (Which, as I said, they do.)

After the Game. Having just the one concourse, getting out isn't easy. And, if you didn't drive, the distance from the exit to the bus shelter on the Hempstead Turnpike -- especially at night, and especially if it's cold, or wet -- can seem interminable. And the wait for a bus can be just as bad. But, at the least, you'll probably be safe. And if there's someone who looks like he's getting a little unruly, just tell him that the Rangers suck. That should turn him around -- or, at least, redirect his anger away from you.

Looking for a good place to have a postgame meal, or just a pint? A 5-minute walk east of the Coliseum is the Long Island Marriott, which has a sports bar called Champions. If that's not your idea of the right place, you may be out of luck. Across the Turnpike, there's a McDonald's, a Starbucks and a Dunkin Donuts, but if it's beer you want, you may have to drive (in which case, you shouldn't be drinking). If you came by train & bus, and you miss your connection to the train back to The City, there are delis and Chinese restaurants open late in Hempstead. But I wouldn't recommend trying the bars.

If you're visiting New York during the European soccer season, as we are now in, there are many places where you can watch your favorite team. The best "football pub" on Long Island, though, is Prost (the German toast, equivalent to "To your health!" or "Na zdrowie!"), at 652 Franklin Avenue in Garden City.

Sidelights. This is where I discuss other sports-related sites in the metropolitan area in question, and then move on to tourist attractions that have no (or little) connection to sports. Since most people reading this will be from the Tri-State Area, I'll keep it short as possible. Indeed, since the focus is on the Long Island team, I'll focus on stuff on Long Island -- but also mention the other current home of the Islanders.

The address of the Barclays Center, perhaps the weirdest-looking building in the entire city, and named for a London-based banking and financial services company, is 620 Atlantic Avenue, at the southern edge of Downtown Brooklyn, intersecting with Flatbush Avenue. It's about 5 miles southeast of Midtown Manhattan, across the street from the LIRR's Atlantic Terminal, and several Subway lines meet there: The 2, 3, 4, 5, B, D, N, Q and R lines.
Very weird-looking.

The best way to get there from Penn Station is to take the 2 or 3; from Port Authority, take the tunnel connecting the 8th and 7th Avenue lines and take the 2, 3, N or Q; from Grand Central, take the 4 or 5.

Since the main Subway exit is at the northwest corner of the arena, that's most likely where you'll be walking in. The arena has been home of the Nets since it opened in 2012 (delayed a few days due to Hurricane Sandy), several concerts have been held there, and the Islanders just moved in, making it 1 of 11 arenas to currently host both an NBA team and an NHL team.

But its seating capacity is too low (15,795 for hockey, as opposed to 17,732 for basketball), the seats aren't properly aligned for hockey (behind-the-basket seats had to be removed at one end), and the scoreboard, while on-center for basketball, is off-center for hockey. I suppose it wouldn't be an Islander game if the building wasn't whacked-out in some way.
Groundsharing can be fun. In this case, it isn't.

The Barclays Center opened on September 28, 2012, with a concert by Brooklyn's own Jay-Z. Concerts in 2016 included Brooklynite Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez (not with former boyfriend Bieber), and Demi Lovato with former boyfriend Nick Jonas. But the most famous musical performance there was the MTV Video Music Awards on August 25, 2013, when Miley Cyrus twerked to teddy bears and reverse-humped Robin Thicke as he sang "Blurred Lines."

The arena hosted its 1st Heavyweight Championship fight on January 16, 2016, as WBC Champion Deontay Wilder knocked out Artur Szpilka. On November 4, 2017, Wilder returned, and knocked out Bermane Stiverne. On March 3, 2018, Wilder scored a 3rd knockout at the Barclays Center, of Luis Ortiz. He remains the WBC Heavyweight Champion.

I should note that the site of the Barclays Center was desired by Brooklyn Dodger owner Walter O'Malley as the site of what would have been America's 1st domed baseball stadium. Officially listed in plans as The Brooklyn Sports Center, it was nicknamed O'Malley's Pleasure Dome (the name taken from Samuel Taylor Coleridge's poem about Kublai Khan, "Xanadu").

By being across from the Atlantic Terminal and on top of a major Subway junction, it would have eliminated what was, along with the limited seating capacity, the biggest problem with Ebbets Field: Only 750 parking spaces. With so many Dodger fans having come back from World War II and gotten housing loans on the G.I. Bill, allowing them to move out to Queens and Long Island proper, instead of having to drive in to Flatbush, they could drive to their local LIRR station and take the train in, thus being able to celebrate their Dodgers in Brooklyn without having to "be in Brooklyn."

But Robert Moses, New York's construction czar, didn't want a stadium there -- probably because it wouldn't have been "his stadium," it would have been O'Malley's. He wanted one out in Flushing Meadow-Corona Park, across from the site of the 1939-40 World's Fair he designed, to correlate with the 1964-65 World's Fair he was planning. O'Malley had a point: If the Dodgers were going to go to Queens, they wouldn't be the Brooklyn Dodgers anymore. Their identity would be gone. They might as well leave The City, they might as well leave the East Coast. And they did.

To make matters worse, Moses never offered his Flushing Meadow stadium to the Giants, who had better reasons to replace the Polo Grounds than the Dodgers had to replace Ebbets Field: Although it had the largest seating capacity in the National League at the time, it, and its neighborhood, were falling apart.

So while the move (some would say "theft") of the Dodgers was O'Malley's fault, first and foremost, Moses was, however indirectly, an accomplice. Some blame him more than O'Malley, which is stupid. He can be blamed 2nd, but not 1st.

* Hofstra University. The campus of Long Island's best-known institution of higher learning has its campus to the south of the Coliseum, across the Hempstead Turnpike; and to the west of it, across Earl Ovington Blvd.. To the west is Weeb Ewbank Hall, the former offices and practice facility of the New York Jets.

To the south is most of the school's athletic facilities, James M. Shuart Stadium. Hofstra -- originally the Flying Dutchmen, and now, in a weird nod to political correctness (I don't recall any Dutch-American groups getting upset at the name), the Pride -- no longer plays football. But they do play other sports there, and the new version of the New York Cosmos, as the original version did for a time in the early 1970s, plays their home games there while they look for a stadium closer to The City.

Hofstra's theater, the Leo A. Guthart Cultural Center, hosted the 2nd Presidential Debate of 2008, between Senators Barack Obama of Illinois and John McCain of Arizona; and the 3rd Debate of 2012, between President Obama and former Governor Mitt Romney of Massachusetts. 779 Hempstead Turnpike, at California Avenue, 2 blocks west of Shuart Stadium and 9 blocks west of the Coliseum.

According to an article in the October 3, 2014 edition of The New York Times, the most popular college football teams on Long Island are Syracuse and Notre Dame -- Syracuse in Nassau County, Notre Dame in Suffolk County.

* Long Island Arena. Also known as the Commack Arena, this 4,000-seat barn opened in 1956, and from 1959 until 1973 -- forced into irrelevancy and dissolution by the arrival of the Islanders -- it was home to the Long Island Ducks of the Eastern Hockey League. (There is now an independent minor-league baseball team with that name playing in Central Islip, Suffolk County.)

The ABA team in the New York market arrived, after spending the 1st season of 1967-68 as the New Jersey Americans at the Teaneck Armory, and, to rhyme with the Mets and the Jets, changed their name to the New York Nets -- admittedly, a dumb name with a dumb reason. They were terrible in that 1968-69 season, and found the floor unacceptable, full of pits and gouges, and with condensation from the ice beneath coming up, making it slick. After 1 season, the Nets moved again, for reasons that had little to do with poor attendance or performance.

John F. Kennedy made campaign stops at both the Teaneck Armory and the Long Island Arena on November 6, 1960, 2 days before he was elected President. Part of Peter Frampton's album Frampton Comes Alive! was recorded there. It housed an indoor flea market before being closed and demolished in 1996. A shopping center is now on the site. 88 Veterans Memorial Highway at Sunken Meadow Parkway. Not really reachable by public transportation.

* Island Garden. Built across the street from the original Island Garden, which hosted rock concerts from 1957 to 1968, the Nets managed to stay here for 3 seasons, from 1969 to 1972, including Rick Barry's ABA scoring leader season in 1971 and their 1st Division title in 1972.

The opening of the Nassau Coliseum made the Island Garden's 8,500 seats obsolete. (Yes, kids, the "Mausoleum" made another arena obsolete.) It was partly demolished in 1973, and, as with the Long Island/Commack Arena, a shopping center is on the site today. But so is a part of the original arena, and youth basketball is still played there. 45 Cherry Valley Avenue at Terminal Road, West Hempstead. LIRR Hempstead Branch to Queens Village, then transfer to MTA N6 bus.

* Bethpage Ballpark. This 6,002-seat stadium, about 45 miles east of Midtown Manhattan and 20 miles east of the Nassau Coliseum, opened in 2000, and had 4 different names in just 10 years (now 15 seasons of play). Bethpage Federal Credit Union bought the naming rights in 2010, so it has the name of that Suffolk County town, even though it's not in that town.

The Ballpark is home to the Long Island Ducks, named for the old minor-league hockey team, which was named for the many duck farms in Suffolk County. The Ducks have won the Atlantic League Pennant in 2004, 2012 and 2013, and have usually led the League in attendance. Former Met shortstop Bud Harrelson is a part-owner, was their first manager, and is now the 3rd base coach (as he was for the last Met title in 1986), and Gary Carter managed them to a Playoff berth in 2010.

3 Court House Drive, Central Islip. Not really reachable by public transportation: The closest LIRR station is in Central Islip, over 2 miles away.

* Belmont Park. New York's greatest horse racing track is home to some of the greatest competitions in thoroughbred racing: The Belmont Stakes (the 3rd and final leg of the Triple Crown, the mile-and-a-half "True Test of Champions"), the Jockey Club Gold Cup, the Metropolitan Handicap (a.k.a. the Met Cap), the Manhattan Handicap (a.k.a. the Man Cap), the Champagne Stakes, the Mother Goose Stakes, the Man O' War Stakes, and many others. It has hosted the Breeders' Cup in 1990, 1995, 2001 and 2005.
The Belmont Stakes was previously held in Jerome Park in The Bronx from 1867 to 1890, at Morris Park in the Bronx from 1891 to 1904. Belmont Park opened on May 4, 1905, but the main grandstand was torn down in 1962. From 1963 to 1967, the major Belmont races, including the Belmont Stakes, were run at Aqueduct in nearby Queens. On May 20, 1968, the current grandstand opened, seating 33,000. With infield seating, usually used only for the Belmont Stakes, capacity has reached 120,139, making it the largest sports venue in the Tri-State Area.

The Islanders recently outbid Major League Soccer's New York City FC for the right to build a venue on adjacent land, and the Belmont Arena is now scheduled to open in time for the 2020-21 NHL season. 2150 Hempstead Turnpike, in Elmont, in Nassau County, just over the City Line. The track has its own stop on the LIRR.
Artist's depiction of Belmont Arena

Aqueduct Racetrack first opened in 1894, and was rebuilt in time for the 1959 racing season. It annually hosts the Wood Memorial, one of the leading warmup races for thoroughbred racing's Triple Crown. It hosted the Breeders' Cup in 1985, and the Belmont Stakes from 1963 to 1967, while Belmont Park was being rebuilt. 110-00 Rockaway Blvd., in Ozone Park, Queens. A Train to Aqueduct Racetrack.

* Sagamore Hill. Theodore Roosevelt, the only native of New York City legitimately elected President, kept his permanent residence for most of his adult life at Sagamore Hill in Oyster Bay. 20 Sagamore Hill Road. LIRR to Oyster Bay, then it's 2 miles east, and 1 mile north up a steep hill. Don't walk it: Call a taxi.

Lots of movies have been shot on Long Island, including Citizen Kane (Oheka Castle in Huntington stood in for Kane's Xanadu), The Godfather (James Caan's Sonny Corleone was whacked at a toll booth temporarily erected at Mitchel Field in Uniondale), The Amityville HorrorThe World According to Garp (Fisher's Island stood in for coastal Maine), Trading Places (Mill Neck Manor was the home of the villainous Duke brothers), Married to the Mob (shot all over the Island, if you'll pardon my choice of words), Born On the Fourth of July (based on the memoir of Massapequa native Ron Kovic), and John Wick (Republic Airport in Farmingdale was used).

In Old Westbury, the Phipps Estate stood in for both the mansion of the villain played by James Mason in North By Northwest and the home of the hero played by Ryan O'Neal in Love Story. Also in Old Westbury, the Knole Estate stood in for the home of the titular characters in Arthur and The Devil's Advocate.

The most famous work of popular culture set on Long Island, F. Scott Fitzgerald's 1925 novel The Great Gatsby. East Egg is Great Neck, Nassau County; West Egg is Little Neck, Queens; and the "valley of ashes," halfway between Midtown Manhattan and East Egg is Flushing Meadow, roughly where the Mets eventually moved. It's been made into a movie 5 times, but on none of those occasions was it filmed on Long Island: The 1926 and 1949 versions filmed in Southern California; the 1974 version in Newport, Rhode Island; the 2000 version in Montreal; and the 2013 version in Australia, homeland of its director, Baz Lurhmann.

TV shows set on Long Island have included Silver SpoonsGrowing Pains and Everybody Loves Raymond. The Gellers and the Greens of Friends were said to be from Long Island, and there were hints (but never proof) that The Wonder Years was set there.

And Long Island has its beaches: Jones Beach, Fire Island, the Hamptons.

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Getting out of the Nassau Coliseum, as it then was, was a good thing for the Islanders. And, physically/geologically, if not culturally, Brooklyn is still on Long Island. So the identity still works.

Now, they are back on Long Island, at least part-time. Soon, it will be full-time again.

Top 10 Decade-Defining Moments in Sports

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10. Multiple droughts ended. On February 7, 2010, the New Orleans Saints beat the Indianapolis Colts 31-17 in Super Bowl XLIV, to win the franchise's 1st World Championship, in their 43rd season. On June 9, 2010, the Chicago Blackhawks beat the Philadelphia Flyers 4-3 in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals, and won their 1st World Championship in 49 years.

On October 22, 2010, the Texas Rangers beat the Yankees 6-1 in Game 6 of the American League Championship Series, and won their 1st Pennant, in their 39th season. On November 1, 2010, the San Francisco Giants beat the Rangers 3-1 in Game 5 of the World Series, and won their 1st World Championship since 1954, 3 years before moving from New York to San Francisco.

On June 12, 2011, the Dallas Mavericks beat the Miami Heat 105-95 in Game 6 of the NBA Finals, to win the franchise's 1st World Championship, in their 31st season. On June 15, 2011, the Boston Bruins beat the Vancouver Canucks 4-0 in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, to win their 1st World Championship in 39 years.

On June 11, 2012, the Los Angeles Kings beat the New Jersey Devils (to my dismay) 6-1 in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals, to win the franchise's 1st World Championship, in their 45th season.

On February 2, 2014, the Seattle Seahawks beat the Denver Broncos 43-8 in Super Bowl XLVIII, to win the franchise's 1st World Championship, in their 38th season. On October 15, 2014, the Kansas City Royals beat the Baltimore Orioles 2-1 in Game 4 of the ALCS, and won their 1st Pennant in 29 years. On November 1, 2015, after losing the World Series the year before, the Royals won it, beating the Mets 7-2 in Game 5, for their 1st title in 30 years.

On June 16, 2015, the Golden State Warriors beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 105-97 in Game 6 of the NBA Finals, to win their 1st World Championship in 40 years. On June 19, 2016, the Cavs beat the Warriors 93-89 in Game 7 of the Finals, to win the franchise's 1st World Championship, in their 46th season.

On October 22, 2016, the Chicago Cubs beat the Los Angeles Dodgers 5-0 in Game 6 of the National League Championship Series, and won their 1st Pennant in 71 years. On November 2, 2016, they beat the Cleveland Indians 8-7 in Game 7, and won their 1st World Series in 108 years.

On October 19, 2017, the Dodgers beat the Cubs 11-1 in Game 5 of the NLCS, and won their 1st Pennant in 29 years. On November 1, 2017, the Houston Astros beat the Dodgers 5-1 in Game 7, and won their 1st World Series, in their 56th season.

On February 4, 2018, the Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots 41-33 in Super Bowl LII, to win their 1st World Championship in 57 years. On June 7, 2018, the Washington Capitals beat the Vegas Golden Knights 4-3 in Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals, to win the franchise's 1st World Championship, in their 44th season.

On June 12, 2019, the St. Louis Blues beat the Bruins 4-1 in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, to win the franchise's 1st World Championship, in their 52nd season. On June 13, 2019, the Toronto Raptors beat the Warriors 114-110 in Game 6 of the NBA Finals, to win the franchise's 1st World Championship, in their 24th season.

On October 15, 2019, the Washington Nationals beat the St. Louis Cardinals 7-4 in Game 4 of the NLCS, to win their 1st Pennant, in their 14th season in Washington; the franchise's 1st Pennant in 51 years, after 35 seasons as the Montreal Expos; and the 1st Pennant by a Washington-based team in 86 years. On October 30, 2019, the Nats beat the Astros 6-2 in Game 7, to win the 1st World Series for the franchise, and the 1st for a Washington-based team in 95 years.

9. July 25, 2016: Cashman breaks up the Yankees. As far back as the early 1950s, the cry went out among baseball fans: "Break up the Yankees!" But usually when it happens, it's a retooling that works within a couple of years: 1925-26, 1935-36, 1948-49, 1954-55, 1959-60, 1995-96. Sometimes, it doesn't work: 1965, 1982.

It didn't work in 2016. On July 25, with the Yankees 7 1/2 games out of 1st place in the AL Eastern Division, and 4 1/2 games out of the 2nd AL Wild Card slot, both still reachable, general manager Cashman traded relief ace Aroldis Chapman to the Chicago Cubs for Gleyber Torres, Adam Warren, Billy McKinney and Rashad Crawford.

Chapman made the difference for the Cubs, who won their 1st World Series in 108 years, and then his contract ran out, and the Yankees re-signed him.

Torres turned into a star in 2018, and it certainly wasn't his fault the Yankees didn't win the Pennant in '18 or '19. But neither has he yet helped the Yankees win a Pennant. Warren had already failed as a Yankee twice, and dids so again. McKinney played 2 games for the Yankees in 2018, before being sent to the Toronto Blue Jays for J.A. Happ, who hasn't exactly worked out. Crawford has played a grand total of 6 games in Triple-A ball, and, in 2019, had a rather ordinary year in Double-A ball. He's 26 years old. It's time to ask whether he's going to make it.

So even if this trade were a loan of Chapman for Torres and Happ, it still hasn't yet worked in the Yankees' favor.

It got worse; Having already hurt the bullpen by trading Chapman, Cashman wrecked it by trading Andrew Miller to the Cleveland Indians for Clint Frazier, Ben Heller, Justus Sheffield and J.P. Freyereisen. Miller helped the Indians win the Pennant, and then they lost the World Series to the Cubs.

Frazier has shown himself to have a million-dollar bat, a two-bit glove and a five-cent head. Heller has been dogged by injury, appearing in just 25 major league games. He's 28. Sheffield pitched in 3 major league games in 2018, and then was sent to the Seattle Mariners as trade bait for James Paxton. Feyereisen has spent the last 2 years at Triple-A, where he's been good, but hasn't gotten called up. He's 26, and should have had his shot by now.

And Cashman also traded starting pitcher Ivan Nova to the Pittsburgh Pirates for Stephen Tarpley and Tito Polo. Nova's pretty much been a .500, 4.10 ERA pitcher since 2014, but he still could have helped the Yanks these last 3 years. Tarpley has been a mediocre reliever at the major league level. Cashman traded Polo to the Chicago White Sox while he was still at Double-A.

And Cashman traded slugger Carlos Beltran to the Rangers for Erik Swanson, Dillon Tate and Nick Green. Beltran helped the Rangers win the AL Western Division. Swanson and Tate never threw a pitch for the Yankees: The former was also part of the package for Paxton, the latter part of the package for Zack Britton. Green is 24 and struggled in Double-A ball this season.

So, to review: Cashman essentially traded Beltran, Miller and Nova, and loaned Chapman, for Torres, Happ, Paxton, Britton and Frazier. There is no way we have gotten the better half of that deal in its 1st 3 years. In 2016, the Yankees did not make the Playoffs.

In 2017, Justin Verlander turned out to be available, but Cashman didn't trade for him. He went to the Houston Astros. Who also traded for Beltran. The Yankees reached the Wild Card Game, beat the Minnesota Twins, and beat the Indians in the ALDS, before losing the ALCS in 7 games to the Astros, including 2 games won by Verlander. They went on to win the World Series.

In 2018, Cashman traded All-Star 2nd baseman Starlin Castro to the Miami Marlins for one-dimensional slugger Giancarlo Stanton. The Yankees reached the Wild Card Game, beat the Oakland Athletics, and lost the ALDS to the Red Sox, a series in which Stanton absolutely disappeared.

In 2019, when several good starting pitchers wee available, at a time when the Yankees really needed at least 1, possibly 2. Cashman did nothing. The Astros traded for Zack Greinke. But the "Baby Bombers" plan finally began to pay off for Cashman. Finally, for the 1st time in 7 years, the Yankees win the Division. They beat the Twins in the ALDS. And then they lost to the Astros in the ALCS, and the Astros nearly won the World Series again, but lost in Game 7 to the Washington Nationals.

If you're trying to keep score at home: In the last 4 seasons, Cashman has helped 4 different teams -- the Cubs, the Indians, the Rangers and the Astros -- reach 8 postseason berths, win 4 Pennants, and win 2 World Series. Not only have none of these teams been the Yankees, but the Astros have beaten the Yankees in the postseason twice in that time.
How dumb is he?

Finally, Hal Steinbrenner essentially told Cashman, "We've tried it your way, and it failed. Now, we'll try it my father's way." He opened the vault, and signed pitcher Gerrit Cole away from the Astros. Will it work? We shall see. We know Cashman's way didn't work.

8. September 8, 2014: Ray Rice's career is ended. Ray Rice had been a star running back at Rutgers University, arguably the best player the 1st college football program had ever produced. He had been drafted by the Baltimore Ravens. In 6 seasons, he had rushed for 6,180 yards, caught 359 passes, scored 43 touchdowns, made 3 Pro Bowls, and helped the Ravens win Super Bowl XLVII. He seemed like a future Hall-of-Famer, and by all publicly known accounts was a good guy.

On February 15, 2014, he was arrested for domestic violence. In spite of the incident, his fiancee, Janay Palmer, went ahead with the wedding on March 28. On July 25, the NFL suspended him for the 1st 2 games of the regular season. Commissioner Roger Goodell was criticized for being too lenient with him. The criminal charges were dropped after Rice agreed to undergo counseling.

On September 8, after security footage of the incident was made public, Goodell suspended Rice indefinitely, and the Ravens not only released him, but recalled all merchandise with his name and likeness. He appealed, on the grounds that he was being punished twice for the same offense, what's known in legal circles as "double jeopardy." On November 28, he was reinstated. He reached a settlement with the Ravens for back pay.
But no one would sign him. He entered the 2015 season at 28 years old, a Hall of Fame-quality running back in his prime, with no new incidents, and his victim standing by him. He wasn't signed. He entered the 2016 season saying he would donate his salary for the entire season to charity if he were signed. No one did. In 2018, he admitted that his playing career was over.

The NFL has let its players get away with a lot of garbage. But some -- including since Rice threw that punch -- have gotten away with worse, and returned. It's not a racial issue, because some of those players were also black. The NFL made an example out of Rice, because the situation around him made the NFL look foolish. And if there's one thing the NFL can't abide, it's someone making them look foolish.

There's just one problem: It wasn't Rice who made the NFL look foolish. The League did that to itself.

Let's be honest: Michael Vick actually did time for his horrific crime, and got another chance. Ray Rice has been equally penitent, and we don't have a long stretch of evidence against him, only one moment. But Vick got another chance: He actually played more seasons after his reinstatement, 7, than Rice played before he was charged, 6. Vick got another chance, and Rice didn't. Why?

7. August 17, 2013: The EPL on NBC. For the 1st time, NBA broadcasts the English Premier League. Since the turn of the 21st Century, the growth of satellite TV coverage had allowed international soccer to creep into American homes and sports bars, but it was still slow. The World Cups of 2002, 2006 and 2010 had helped, but it was still slow.

When I began watching the PL in 2008, maybe some Americans had heard of Manchester United, and a fewer had heard of the others of what was then called "The Big Four": Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea. But throw in names like Aston Villa, Newcastle United, West Ham, and the average American sports fan wouldn't have known what you were talking about.

NBC and its affiliated networks changed that. With Rebecca Lowe hosting in their studio, and getting some of the English announcers who'd been doing the games for years, like Martin Tyler and Ian Darke, Americans began to see the sport the way the natives saw it, and really took to it.

In the 2014-15 season, The Men In Blazers Show with Michael Davies and Roger Bennett (a.k.a. Davo and Rog) kicked it up another notch with their end-of-the-weekend analysis, a kooky, English analysis that was unlike anything seen on This Week In Baseball or Fox NFL Sunday.
L to R: Davo, Rebecca, Rog

But, as big as that is, that's not the biggest soccer story of the decade. Not as far as America is concerned, anyway:

6. July 7, 2019: Epic Rapinoe of History. The U.S. team had won the Women's World Cup in 1999, and it shocked male sports fans, because this was a great women's sports team that wasn't a bunch of butch lesbians. They all seemed to look feminine, even attractive. Many of them were married. Some of them had returned to competition after having children.

It would take until 2015 for the U.S. team to win the World Cup again, and this time, some of the women were lesbians, and didn't give a damn who knew it. In 2019, they repeated. Carli Lloyd, the biggest star of the '15 team, was older and didn't have as much of an impact in '19. She's straight and married. But the best player on the team was Alex Morgan: Gorgeous, straight, married, and, as the year comes to a close, pregnant.

But the unquestioned leader is Megan Rapinoe. Gay, out, with a short pink hairstyle, and well aware of what she can mean, to men and women, to straights and gays, to supporters and haters. She's supported causes from LGBT rights to Colin Kaepernick's protest. And when establishment figures objected, she didn't care. She pissed off people who deserved it.
This month, Rapinoe became the 1st openly gay person to be named Sportsperson of the Year by Sports Illustrated magazine. (Billie Jean King was named in 1972, but wasn't out yet.) Also this month, her national side teammates Ashlyn Harris and Ali Krieger married each other, with Rapinoe as maid of honor. #LesbianTwitter called it "the Royal Wedding."

5. June 26, 2013: The Aaron Hernandez saga begins, highlighting the football concussion problem. Eight days after Odin Lloyd was murdered in North Attleboro, Massachusetts, Aaron Hernandez was indicted for the crime.

At the time, Hernandez was a 23-year-old tight end for the New England Patriots. He had helped the University of Florida win the 2008 National Championship. In 3 NFL seasons, he had caught 175 passes for 1,956 yards and 18 touchdowns. He had played for the Pats in Super Bowl XLVI (but they lost). Although he rubbed a lot of teammates, including Tom Brady, the wrong way, he looked like he had a future in the game.
Hernandez was convicted on April 15, 2015, and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. On April 19, 2017, he hanged himself in his cell, dead at 27. An autopsy showed that he had chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), stage 3 out of 4, and that he had the brain of a 60-year-old former football player. It explained his paranoia and violence.

More than anything else, including the suicides of former players such as Hall-of-Fame linebacker Junior Seau, the Hernandez case showed what football can do to the human brain. It's a brutal sport, and many of its players are irrevocably damaged, some from the neck up, some from the neck down. Johnny Unitas was the greatest passer football had yet seen, yet he died of a heart attack before turning 60, and in his last years was so arthritic, he couldn't even hold a football. Earl Campbell was one of the toughest running backs ever, but has been crippled by his injuries for years.

Maybe this season, in which the NFL celebrates its 100th Anniversary, should be the last milestone. Indeed, in the years to come, this one may rise on this list.

4. July 8, 2010: "The Decision" airs on ESPN. LeBron James had played out his contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers. Where would he go? The New York Knicks? The Chicago Bulls? The Los Angeles Lakers? Surely, it would be one of the big-market teams.

(The idea that he would go to one of the "little brother franchises," the soon-to-be Brooklyn Nets or the Los Angeles Clippers, was ludicrous. Thanks to Kyrie Irving with the former and Kawhi Leonard with the latter, it is not ludicrous anymore.)

But there was also talk that he would join Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat to form a "superteam." And, yes, Miami is a big market, if not as big as New York, Los Angeles or Chicago.

Jim Gray pitched the idea of a show covering James' choice to ESPN. Interviewing James himself, it was essentially the pregame show for the next phase of James' career. He said, "In this Fall, I'm going to take my talents to South Beach, and join the Miami Heat."
Everybody else felt betrayed. Knick fans couldn't figure out why he wouldn't want to play in the greatest city in the world. (James Dolan was running the Knicks, that's why.) Bulls fans couldn't figure out why he wouldn't want to play on the team of Michael Jordan. (Jordan's shadow, maybe? Or maybe he's just tired of cold Midwestern weather.) Laker fans couldn't figure out why he didn't want to play for, if not the historically most successful (2nd only to the Boston Celtics), then certainly the most glamorous franchise in the NBA.

Did it work? Sort of: LeBron was with the Heat for 4 seasons, and reached the NBA Finals all 4 times -- but only won 2 of them. Then he finished that contract, and went back to the Cavs, and led them to the Finals 4 straight times, all against the Golden State Warriors, but only won 1 of them -- but it was still the title they had waited the team's entire existence for. Then he finished that contract, and went to the Lakers.

"The Decision" showed that, unlike every other league, the NBA was now player-driven, not coach-driven, owner-driven, or even TV-driven. LeBron was driving TV.

3. 2013 and 2015: New England gets away with cheating -- again. It had been known since 2009 that David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez, then with the Boston Red Sox, had used performance-enhancing drugs, and won 2 World Series, and gotten away with it.

By 2013, Manny was gone, but "Big Papi" Ortiz was still with the Red Sox, and -- maybe because of sympathy following the Boston Marathon Bombing at the beginning of the MLB season -- the national media seemed to be hoping that the Red Sox would win the World Series again. They did, and the media named Ortiz the Series' Most Valuable Player. He shouldn't even have been playing, and yet the media chose to not only ignore his crime against the game, but to reward him.
In January 2022, Ortiz and Alex Rodriguez will both become eligible for the Baseball Hall of Fame. How much do you want to bet that Papi gets in the 1st time, and A-Rod doesn't? Even though we have more proof against Papi than we do against A-Rod?

It had been known since 2007 that the New England Patriots, led by head coach Bill Belichick, had cheated: It was known as "Spygate." But their 3 Super Bowl wins of that decade have been allowed to stand. In 2015, it was revealed that quarterback Tom Brady -- this time, apparently not needing his coach to do it for him -- cheated: It was known as "Deflategate." And from that moment onward, the Patriots have been allowed to make 4 Super Bowls and win 3 of them.

Since Belichick and Brady arrived in Foxborough, the Patriots have won 237 regular-season games, made the American Football Conference Playoffs 17 times, won the AFC Eastern Division 17 times, won the AFC Championship 9 times, and the Super Bowl 6 times. And yet, all of this is suspect.
If the NCAA were making the rules for the NFL, the Pats would have been stripped of all their wins, let alone titles; lost a lot of draft picks (instead of scholarships), and Belichick and Brady would be unhireable for the rest of their lives.

But the NFL, so often cruel with the way they let certain people go, puts up with all of this. Why? I can think of only one reason: It's good for business.

2. September 1, 2016: Kaepernick takes a knee. Before the San Francisco 49ers' last preseason game, quarterback Colin Kaepernick dropped to one knee, rather than stand, during the playing of the National Anthem. Conservative America looked at this biracial, huge-Afroed, well-paid, successful (1 Super Bowl appearance) athlete, and lost its shit. They said he showed disrespect to the American flag, to our troops, and to the nation in general.

They didn't get it at all. Kap said he was doing it to protest police brutality, the (mostly) unpunished murders of unarmed black people by white policemen. On December 24, after the "election" of Donald Trump, he played his last game of the season, and, so far, it has turned out to be his last game, period. It gave a whole new meaning to the term "blackballed."
Colin Kaepernick has nothing to prove: He may be 0-1 in Super Bowls, but he has done more for American society than the 32 men who have quarterbacked teams to 1 or more Super Bowl wins.

1. September 30, 2017: "U bum." Donald Trump tweets about whether the recently-crowned NBA Champion Golden State Warriors would come to the White House for an official celebration. LeBron James, whose Cleveland Cavaliers had beaten by the Warriors, had beaten them the year before, and had been beaten by the Warriors the year before that, tweeted back what Warriors captain Steph Curry had already said:
In 1990, Michael Jordan, still a resident of North Carolina, refused to endorse Harvey Gantt, Mayor of Charlotte and the Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate against bigoted Republican incumbent Jesse Helms. Why? He said, "Republicans buy sneakers, too."

With this tweet, his support of Colin Kaepernick, and his wearing of an "I CAN'T BREATHE" T-shirt during a pregame warmup, LeBron decided that he didn't give a damn whether Republicans bought sneakers too: This was more important than personal profit.

No, LeBron James will never be a better, or a more-achieved, basketball player than Michael Jordan. But he's a better American, and a better man.

Someone Better Stop This Fire

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For all the garbage going on in the world, much of it done or inspired by Donald Trump, did you forget that a decade is coming to a close? Time for another rewrite of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire."

Barack Obama, Eurozone, Deepwater Horizon,
Burj Khalifa, Leo Messi, Cristiano.
George Steinbrenner, WikiLeaks, Aung San Suu Kyi,
Arab Spring, Instagram, Mitch McConnell says no.

Aaron Rodgers, Syria, bin Laden, gotcha,
Kate and William, David Freese, end of Moammar Gaddafi.
Harry Potter, Steve Jobs, Breaking Bad's meth slobs,
Jane Russell, Liz Taylor, Amy Winehouse, goodbye!

We didn't start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it's smelling.
We didn't start the fire.
It's gone off the kilter, there's no way to filter.

Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Rick Santorum had gall,
Costa Concordia, LeBron gets his ring.
L.A. Kings, Higgs boson, goodbye Whitney Houston,
Neil Armstrong, Benghazi, Bieber please don't sing.
47 percent, Obama leaves Romney bent,
Hurricane, Sandy Hook, Red Wedding worse than book,
Pope Francis, Boston, avenging the Marathon,
Gay marriage, Mandela, trouble in Nairobi!

We didn't start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it's smelling.
We didn't start the fire.
It's gone off the kilter, there's no way to filter.

Pete Seeger, Ebola, Seahawks win, Malaysia,
Crimea annexed, Flint water system wrecked.
ISIS launched, Germans ride, Robin Williams' suicide,
Mad Bum, Giants win, World Trade Center back again!

Whoa-oh-oh!
Boko Haram, Nimoy, Golden State hoop joy
Supergirl, Carli Lloyd, Taylor Swift left me annoyed.
Kansas City's title take, Star Wars' Force awakes,
Donald Trump is psycho! All his stances wrongo!

We didn't start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it's smelling.
We didn't start the fire.
It's gone off the kilter, there's no way to filter.

Muhammad Ali, Cavaliers, Brexit Tory sneers,
Nice truck, Michael Phelps, Trump needs jail or mental help.
Hillary's e-mails, Cubs win, election fails,
Tom Brady, Grenfell, Chuck Berry, Charlottesville.
Vegas shooting, Astros champs, Texas concentration camps,
Refugees locked away! What else do I have to say?

We didn't start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it's smelling.
We didn't start the fire.
It's gone off the kilter, there's no way to filter.

Eagles win the big one, Trump duped by Kim Jong Un,
School shootings yet again, synagogue shooting sin.
ICE raids, great shame, New Zealand, Endgame,
U.S. women win again, Brits get Boris Johnson.
St. Louis wins the Cup, Hong Kong fed up,
Foreign debts, homeless vets, farmers have Trump regrets!
Nationals raise the score, Trump impeached for breaking law!
Will he launch distracting war? I can't take it anymore!

We didn't start the fire.
But we should be telling, even worse, it's smelling.
We didn't start the fire.
And when Trump is gone, it will still burn on,
and on, and on, and on…

Time to start a new Roaring Twenties.

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Days until Arsenal play again: 1, tomorrow, at 3:00 PM New York time, in Premier League action, home to Manchester United.

Days until the New Jersey Devils next play a local rival: 2, on Thursday night, against the New York Islanders, at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn. The next game against the New York Rangers, a.k.a. The Scum, will be on Thursday, January 9, at Madison Square Garden. The next game against the Philadelphia Flyers, a.k.a. The Philth, will be on Thursday, February 6, at the Wells Fargo Center.

Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Derek Jeter: 21on January 21. Just 3 weeks.

Days until the 1st Presidential voting of 2020, the Iowa Caucuses: 34, on Monday, February 3. Under 5 weeks. The New Hampshire Primary will be 8 days later.

Days until the New York Red Bulls play again: 61, on Sunday, March 1, at 1:00 PM, home to FC Cincinnati.

Days until the Yankees' 2020 Opening Day: 86, at 1:00 on Thursday, March 26, away to the Baltimore Orioles. Under 3 months. And now, it feels as though we can look forward to it.

Days until the U.S. national soccer team plays again: 86, at 3:45 PM New York time on March 26, 2020, against the Netherlands, at Philips Stadion in Eindhoven, home of PSV Eindhoven.

Days until the Yankees' 2020 home opener: 106, on Thursday, April 2, against the Toronto Blue Jays.

Days until the Red Bulls next play a "derby": 109, on Saturday, April 18, at 1:00 PM, against the New England Revolution, at Red Bull Arena. On Sunday, April 26, at 3:00 PM, they will play D.C. United, at Audi Field in Washington. On Sunday, May 31, at 3:00 PM, they will play New York City FC, at Yankee Stadium II. And on Saturday, June 6, at 6:00 PM, they will play the Philadelphia Union, at Red Bull Arena.

Days until the next North London Derby: 116, on Saturday, April 25, Arsenal's 1st visit to the new Tottenham Stadium, adjacent to the site of the previous White Hart Lane. Under 4 months. It is currently scheduled to be on the 16th Anniversary of the 2nd time that Arsenal won the League at White Hart Lane -- but also the last time Arsenal won the League anywhere. Of course, for TV reasons, the game could be moved to another date, probably the next day.

Days until the next Yankees-Red Sox series begins: 129, on May 8, 2020, at Yankee Stadium II. A little over 4 months. 

Days until Euro 2020 begins, a tournament being held all over Europe instead of in a single host nation: 164, on Friday, June 12, 2020. Under 6 months.

Days until the next Summer Olympics begins in Tokyo, Japan: 206, on July 24, 2020. Under 7 months.

Days until Rutgers University plays football again: 249, on Saturday, September 5, at noon, home to Monmouth University, a Football Championship Subdivision School in West Long Branch, Monmouth County, New Jersey. In other words, if they don't win this game overwhelmingly, especially now that Greg Schiano is back as head coach, it will look very, very bad. Anyway, a little over 8 months.

Days until East Brunswick High School plays football again: Unknown, as the 2020 schedule has not been released yet. Most likely, the season opener will be against arch-rival Old Bridge, on Friday night, September 11, away at the purple shit pit on Route 9. That's 255 days.

Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge football game: See the previous answer.

Days until the next Presidential election, when we can dump the Trump-Pence regime and elect a real Administration: 308on November 3, 2020. A little over 10 months.

Days until the next Rutgers-Penn State football game: 333, on Saturday, November 28, at home. Under 11 months.

Days until a fully-Democratic-controlled Congress can convene, and the Republicans can do nothing about it: 369, on January 3, 2021. Just over a year, or just over 12 months.

Days until Liberation Day: 386at noon on January 20, 2021. A little over a year, or a little under 13 months. Note that this is liberation from the Republican Party, not just from Donald Trump. Having Mike Pence as President wouldn't be better, just differently bad, mixing theocracy with plutocracy, rather than mixing kleptocracy with plutocracy.

Days until the next Winter Olympics begins in Beijing, China: 766, on February 4, 2022. A little over 2 years, or a little over 25 months.

Days until the next World Cup is scheduled to kick off in Qatar: 1,056, on November 21, 2022, in Qatar. Under 3 years, or under 35 months.

Days until the next Women's World Cup is scheduled to kick off: As yet unknown, but space on the international women's soccer calendar has been cleared for July 10 to August 20, 2023. So if July 10 is the tournament's starting date, that would be 1,287 days, a little over 3 1/2 years, or under 43 months. A host nation is expected to be chosen on March 20, 2020. Bids have bee put in by Brazil (South America has never hosted), Colombia (ditto), Japan (Asia last hosted in 2007), and a joint bid by Australia and New Zealand (Oceania has never hosted).

Those We Lost In 2019

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I paid tribute to some of these people with obituary posts.

In Memoriam:

* Larry Weinberg, January 23, 1926 - January 1, 2019, a founder owner of the NBA's Portland Trail Blazers, his tenure including their 1977 World Championship, the team retired Number 1 in his honor.

* Jumping Johnny Wilson, Date Unknown, 1927 - January 11, 2019, played for the Negro Leagues' Chicago American Giants and the Harlem Globetrotters in the late 1940s and early 1950s.

* Mel Stottlemyre, November 13, 1941 - January 13, 2019, won 164 games and made 5 All-Star teams as a Yankee pitcher, helping them win the 1964 American League Pennant; served as pitching coach for the Mets, helping them win the 1986 World Series, and for the Yankees, helping them win the 1996, '98, '99 and 2000 World Series along with the 2001 and '03 AL Pennants; honored with a Plaque in Monument Park at Yankee Stadium.

* Eli Grba, August 9, 1934 - January 14, 2019, relief pitcher helped the Yankees win the 1960 American League Pennant, was an original 1961 Los Angeles Angel.

* Emiliano Sala, October 31, 1990 - January 21, 2019, Argentine soccer star for French team FC Nantes, killed in a plane crash on the way to sign with Welsh team Cardiff City.

* Gerry Plamondon, January 5, 1924 - January 26, 2019, left wing was the last surviving member of the 1946 Stanley Cup Champion Montreal Canadiens.

* Dale Barnstable, March 4, 1925 - January 26, 2019, basketball player won 1948 and '49 National Championships with the University of Kentucky, got caught up in the 1951 college basketball point-shaving scandal, was banned from the NBA for life, later won some golf tournaments.

* Bob Friend, November 24, 1930 - February 3, 2019, pitched for the 1960 World Champion Pittsburgh Pirates, but held dubious distinctions, such as leading the National League in ERA in 1955 despite pitching for the last-place Pirates, and finishing his career at 197-230, making him the only pitcher to lose 200 games without winning 200.

* Matti Nykänen , July 17, 1963 - February 4, 2019, Finnish ski jumper, won a Gold Medal at the 1984 Winter Olympics in Sarajevo, and 3 more at the 1988 Winter Olympics in Calgary.

* Frank Robinson, August 31, 1935 - February 7, 2019, Hall of Fame right fielder, the only man to win Most Valuable Player awards in both Leagues, with the 1961 National League Champion Cincinnati Reds, and winning the Triple Crown with the 1966 American League and World Champion Baltimore Orioles, won another World Series with the Orioles in 1970; became the 1st black manager in each League, with the 1975 Cleveland Indians and the 1981 San Francisco Giants; President of the American League 2015-19, Number 20 retired by the Reds, the Orioles and the Indians, each team also dedicated a ballpark statue of him.

* Gordon Banks, December 30, 1937 - February 12, 2019, one of the greatest goalkeepers in soccer history, starred for English teams Leicester City and Stoke City, played every minute of every game in England's 1966 World Cup win.

* Don Newcombe, June 14, 1926 - February 19, 2019, pitcher from Elizabeth, New Jersey was one of the last surviving stars of the Negro Leagues, playing for the Newark Eagles; a 4-time All-Star with the Brooklyn Dodgers, won 5 National League Pennants; named 1949 NL Rookie of the Year, helped Dodgers win 1955 World Series by winning 20 games and hitting 7 home runs, won the NL Most Valuable Player award and the 1st-ever Cy Young Award in 1956; oddly, was not included .

* Carl Meinhold, March 29, 1926 - February 23, 2019, last surviving member of the 1948 NBA Champion Baltimore Bullets.

* Eusbeio Pedroza, March 2, 1956 - March 1, 2019, Panamanian boxer, Featherweight Champion of the World from April 15, 1978 to June 8, 1985.

* Ted Lindsay, July 29, 1925 - March 4, 2019, Hockey Hall-of-Famer, won the 1950, '52, '54 and '55 Stanley Cups with the Detroit Red Wings, they retired his Number 7, made 11 All-Star Games, won the Art Ross Trophy as leading scorer in 1950, an early activist in the NHL Players' Association, named to the NHL's 100th Anniversary 100 Greatest Players.

* Dan Jenkins, December 2, 1928 - March 7, 2019, sportswriter was one of the greatest authorities on college football, especially in his native Texas; wrote the novel Semi-Tough, which became one of the most popular football-themed films; also a golf expert, played collegiately at Texas Christian University, and wrote one of the most popular books about the sport, The Dogged Victims of Inexorable Fate; he and his daughter Sally Jenkins both wrote for Sports Illustrated.

* Harry Howell, December 28, 1932 - March 9, 2019, Hall of Fame hockey player, played more games for the New York Rangers than any other player, 1,160, Rangers retired his Number 3; won the 1967 Norris Trophy for best defenseman, won the 1990 Stanley Cup as a scout for the Edmonton Oilers.

* Leroy Stanton, April 10, 1946 - March 13, 2019, right fielder was traded by the Mets, along with Nolan Ryan, to the California Angels for Jim Fregosi after the 1971 season, one of the worst trades in baseball history; also an original 1977 Seattle Mariner.

* Johnny "Lam" Jones, April 4, 1958 - March 15, 2019, track star at the University of Texas, won a Gold Medal with a U.S. relay team at the 1976 Olympics in Montreal; also played football, but drug problems and injuries derailed his career as a receiver with the New York Jets.

* Cal Ramsey, July 13, 1937 - March 25, 2019, perhaps the last great basketball player at New York University (NYU), played just 13 games for the New York Knicks, in the 1959-60 and 1960-61 seasons, broadcast for the Knicks from 1972 to 1982, and worked in their community relations department from 1991 until his death.

* Joe Bellino, March 13, 1938 - March 27, 2019, running back for the Naval Academy, won the 1960 Heisman Trophy, played for the Boston Patriots in the AFL after serving his naval commitment.

* Myer "Whitey" Skoog, November 2, 1926 - April 4, 2019, basketball star at the University of Minnesota, who retired his Number 41, won the 1952, '53 and '54 NBA Championships with the Minneapolis Lakers, coached basketball and golf at Minnesota's Gustavus Adolphus College.

* Scott Sanderson, July 22, 1956 - April 11, 2019, pitcher won 163 games; reached the postseason with the 1981 Montreal Expos, the 1984 and '89 Chicago Cubs and the 1990 Oakland Athletics; was a 1991 All-Star with the Yankees.

* Tommy Smith, April 5, 1945 - April 12, 2019, soccer defender helped Liverpool FC win the Football League in 1966, '73, '76 and '77; the FA Cup in 1965 and '74; and the European Cup in 1977.

* Forrest Gregg, October 18, 1933 - April 12, 2019, Hall of Fame offensive tackle, from 1961 to 1972 won 5 Super Bowls with the Green Bay Packers and a 6th with the Dallas Cowboys, coached the Cincinnati Bengals to their 1st AFC Championship in 1982.

* John MacLeod, October 3, 1937 - April 14, 2019, coached the Phoenix Suns to their 1st NBA Finals in 1976, and the New York Knicks in the 1990-91 season; named Big East Coach of the Year at Notre Dame in 1997.

* Chet Coppock, April 30, 1948 - April 17, 2019, Chicago-based sportscaster.

* Billy McNeill, March 2, 1940 - April 22, 2019, captained Celtic FC of Glasgow to the 1967 European Cup, making them the 1st British team to win it; between playing for Celtic and managing them, won 31 major trophies.

* John Havlicek, April 8, 1940 - April 25, 2019, member of the Ohio State basketball team that won the 1960 National Championship, helped the Boston Celtics win 8 NBA Championships from 1963 to 1976, an All-Star in 13 of his 16 NBA seasons, Most Valuable Player of the 1974 NBA Finals, his Number 5 retired by Ohio State and Number 17 by the Celtics, named to the Basketball Hall of Fame and the NBA's 50th Anniversary 50 Greatest Players.

* Gene Stephens, January 20, 1933 - April 27, 2019, outfielder played in MLB from 1952 to 1964; in a 1953 game with the Boston Red Sox, he collected 3 hits in 1 inning, the 1st player to do that in the modern era.

* Gino Marchetti, January 2, 1926 - April 29, 2019, Hall of Fame defensive end captained the Baltimore Colts to the 1958 and '59 NFL Championships, they retired his Number 89.

* Josef Šural, May 30, 1990 - April 29, 2019, Czech soccer player, killed in a car accident while a player for Turkish team Alanyaspor.

* Leonard "Red" Kelly, July 9, 1927 - May 2, 2019, 1st player to win the Norris Trophy as the NHL's best defenseman, in 1954; won the 1950, '52, '54 and '55 Stanley Cups for the Detroit Red Wings; converted to a center by the Toronto Maple Leafs, with whom he won the 1962, '63, '64 and '67 Stanley Cups; both teams retired Number 4 for him; the only player ever to win 8 Stanley Cups without playing for the Montreal Canadiens; 1st head coach of the Los Angeles Kings in 1967, named to the NHL's 100th Anniversary 100 Greatest Players.

* Bart Starr, January 9, 1934 - May 26, 2019, Hall-of-Famer quarterbacked the Green Bay Packers to the 1961, '62, '65, '66 and '67 NFL Championships, named Mos Valuable Player of Super Bowls I and II, Packers retired his Number 15.

* Bill Buckner, December 14, 1949 - May 27, 2019, outfielder helped the Los Angeles Dodgers win the 1974 National League Pennant, converted to 1st base with the Chicago Cubs, National League batting champion in 1980, a 1981 All-Star, collected 2,715 career hits, helped the Boston Red Sox win the 1986 American League Pennant, but committed the most famous error in baseball history to end Game 6 of the World Series.

José Antonio Reyes, September 1, 1983 - June 1, 2019, Spanish soccer player was a member of Arsenal's "Invincibles" Premier League Champions of 2003-04, and later starred for both Real Madrid and Atlético Madrid, and Portuguese team Benfica, before returning to original team Sevilla; killed in a car crash while playing for Spanish team Extramadura.

Erzsébet Gulyás-Köteles, November 3, 1924 - June 16, 2019, Hungarian gymnast, won a Gold Medal at the 1956 Olympics in Melbourne.

* Thalles Lima de Conceição Penha, May 18, 1995 – June 22, 2019, Brazilian soccer player known by just his first name, played for Rio de Janeiro team Vasco da Gama, helping them win league titles in 2015 and '16, killed in a motorcycle crash.

* Tyler Skaggs, July 13, 1991 - July 1, 2019, pitcher for the Los Angeles Angels, died of an accidental drug overdose.

* Jim Bouton, March 8, 1939 - July 10, 2019, pitcher helped the Yankees win 3 Pennants including the 1962 World Series; wrote Ball Four, a diary of his 1969 season with the Seattle Pilots and the Houston Astros, which became a revelatory (but not as much as people thought) best-seller; became a sportscaster, leaving to make a comeback with the 1978 Atlanta Braves, co-invented Big League Chew gum.

* Ernie Broglio, August 27, 1935 - July 16, 2019, pitcher won 21 games for the 1960 St. Louis Cardinals, but hurt his arm, and was traded to the Chicago Cubs in 1964 for Lou Brock, one of the most lopsided trades in baseball history.

* Elijah "Pumpsie" Green, October 27, 1933 - July 17, 2019, reserve infielder became the 1st black player for the last "Original 16" team to integrate, the 1959 Boston Red Sox.

* Don Mossi, January 11, 1929 - July 19, 2019, relief pitcher won an American League Pennant as a rookie with the 1954 Cleveland Indians, was an All-Star with the Indians in 1957, and nearly helped the 1961 Detroit Tigers and the 1964 Chicago White Sox defeat the Yankees for the Pennant; but may be best remembered for his big nose and sticky-out ears.

* Egil Danielsen, November 9, 1933 - July 29, 2019, Norwegian javelin thrower, won the Gold Medal at the 1956 Olympics in Melbourne.

* Max Falkenstien (that's right, "stien," not "stein"), April 9, 1924 - July 29, 2019, broadcast football and basketball for the University of Kansas from 1946 to 2006, including 24 Conference Championships, 11 Final Four berths and their 1952 and 1988 basketball National Championships.

* Mike Troy, October 3, 1940 - August 3, 2019, American swimmer won 2 Gold Medals at the 1960 Olympics in Rome.

José Luis Brown, November 10, 1956 – August 12, 2019, Argentine soccer player, helped La Plata team Estudiantes win league titles in 1982 and 1983, a member of the 1986 World Cup winners.

* Jim Hardy, April 24, 1923 - August 16, 2019, quarterback for Southern California, Most Valuable Player of the 1945 Rose Bowl, backed up Bobby Layne on the 1952 NFL Champion Detroit Lions, was the last surviving member of that team.

* Al Jackson, December 26, 1935 - August 19, 2019, pitcher was an original 1962 New York Met.

* Truman "Tex" Clevenger, July 9, 1932 - August 24, 2019, pitcher for the last "old" Washington Senators team in 1960, an original Los Angeles Angel in 1961, and a World Champion Yankee in 1961 and '62.

* Wally Westlake, November 8, 1920 - September 5, 2019, reserve outfielder on the 1954 American League Champion Cleveland Indians that won 111 games.

* Tom Phoebus, April 7, 1942 - September 5, 2019, pitcher won the 1966 and 1970 World Series with the Baltimore Orioles, pitched a no-hitter against the Boston Red Sox on April 27, 1968.

* Charlie Silvera, October 13, 1924 - September 7, 2019, backup catcher to Yogi Berra, won the World Series with the Yankees in 1949, '50, '51, '52, '53 and '56.

* Fred McLeod, September 1, 1952 - September 9, 2019, broadcast for the Detroit Pistons from 1984 to 2006, seeing them win NBA titles in 1989, '90 and 2004; and the Cleveland Cavaliers since 2006, seeing them win the 2016 NBA title.

* Rudi Gutendorf, August 30, 1926 - September 13, 2019, German soccer player for TuS Koblenz, went on to set records managing 55 different teams, in 32 countries, on 5 continents, including 18 national teams, and the St. Louis Stars of the North American Soccer League in 1968; 1st non-Japanese manager to win their national league, with Yomiuri SC in 1984.

* Alex Grammas, April 3, 1926 - September 13, 2019, reserve infielder in the 1950s, briefly managed the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Milwaukee Brewers, won the World Series on the coaching staff of Sparky Anderson with the 1975 Cincinnati Reds and the 1984 Detroit Tigers.

* Howard "Hopalong" Cassady, March 2, 1934 - September 20, 2019, running back helped Ohio State win the 1954 National Championship, won the 1955 Heisman Trophy, Ohio State retired his Number 40, was a member of the 1957 NFL Champion Detroit Lions.

* Isaac Promise, December 2, 1987 - October 2, 2019, captain of the Nigerian soccer team that won the Silver Medal at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, played most of his professional career in Turkey, was with Austin Bold FC of the USL when he died of a heart attack at age 31.

* Andy Etchebarren, June 20, 1943 - October 5, 2019, catcher for the 1966 and 1970 World Champion Baltimore Orioles.

* Jacinto "Jackie" Hernández, September 11, 1940 - October 12, 2019, shortstop was an original 1969 San Diego Padre, won the 1971 World Series with the Pittsburgh Pirates.

* Al Bianchi, March 26, 1932 - October 28, 2019, played for the Syracuse Nationals/Philadelphia 76ers, 1st head coach of the Seattle SuperSonics, 1971 ABA Coach of the Year with the Virginia Squires, general manager of the New York Knicks from 1987 to 1991, helping to build their 1994 NBA Eastern Conference Champions.

* Ron Fairly, July 12, 1938 - October 30, 2019, 1st baseman won the 1959, '63 and '65 World Series with the Los Angeles Dodgers, an original Montreal Expo in 1969, and All-Star as an Expo in 1973; in 1977, he became the 1st man to play for both of MLB's Canadian teams, the Expos and the Toronto Blue Jays, named the Jays' 1st All-Star; later served as a broadcaster for the California Angels, the San Francisco Giants and the Seattle Mariners.

* Edmund "Zeke" Bratkowski, October 20, 1931 - November 11, 2019, Bart Starr's backup quarterback on the 1965, '66 and '67 NFL Champion Green Bay Packers.

* Sigvard Ericsson, July 17, 1930 - November 2, 2019, Swedish speed skater won a Gold and a Silver Medal at the 1956 Winter Olympics at Cortina d'Ampezzo.

* Norbert Eder, November 7, 1955 - November 2, 2019, soccer defender won the Bundesliga with Bayern Munich in 1985, '86 and '87, and helped West Germany reach the Final of the 1986 World Cup.

* Jacque Dupont, June 19, 1928 - November 4, 1929, French cyclist, won a Gold Medal at the 1948 Olympics in London.

* Frank "Pep" Saul, February 16, 1924 - November 7, 2019, won 4 straight NBA Championships, in 1951 with the Rochester Royals, and in 1952, '53 and '54 with the Minneapolis Lakers.

* Antaoly Krutikov, September 21, 1933 - November 8, 2019, Russian defender helped Spartak Moscow win the Soviet Top League in 1962 and the Russian Cup in 1963 and '65; helped the Soviet national team win the 1st-ever European Championship in 1960 and reach the Final in 1964; but achieved infamy in 1976, becoming the 1st manager ever to get Spartak relegated from the Soviet top flight, and remains the only one ever to get them relegated from either the Soviet or the Russian top flight.

* Cyril Robinson, March 4, 1929 - November 9, 2019, the last surviving member of the Blackpool FC team that won the 1953 FA Cup, the Final that included a hat trick by Stan Mortensen and the starring role of Stanley Matthews.

István Szívós Jr., April 24, 1948 – November 10, 2019, Hungarian water polo player, won medals at 4 straight Olympics, including a Gold in 1976 in Montreal; his father, István, won Gold Medals in 1952 and '56, and his son Márton has won a World Championship, but, as yet, not an Olympic Medal.

* Harrison Dillard, July 8, 1923 - November 15, 2019, won 2 Olympic Gold Medals each in 1948 in London and 1952 in Helsinki, becoming the only man to be the "World's Fastest Man" (Gold in the 100 meters in 1948) and the "World's Greatest Hurdler" (Gold in the 110-meter hurdles in 1952).

* Irv Noren, November 29, 1924 - November 15, 2019, reserve outfielder was the last surviving player from the 1952 World Champion New York Yankees (Whitey Ford and Bobby Brown are still alive, but both were serving in the Korean War at the time); also won the 1953 and '56 World Series with the Yankees, an All-Star in 1954, served on Dick Williams' coaching staff and won the 1972 and '73 World Series with the Oakland Athletics.

* Jim Coates, August 4, 1932 - November 15, 2019, All-Star relief pitcher for the Yankees in 1960, helped them win the 1961 and '62 World Series.

* Pat Sullivan, January 18, 1950 - December 1, 2019, quarterback won the 1971 Heisman Trophy with Auburn, played in the NFL with the Atlanta Falcons and the Washington Redskins, later served as head coach at Texas Christian University (TCU).

* Bob Willis, May 30, 1949 - December 4, 2019, cricket fast bowler currently stands as England 4th all-time wicket taker.

* Jorge Hernández, November 17, 1954 – December 12, 2019, Cuban boxer, won the Gold Medal in the Light Flyweight division at the 1976 Olympics in Montreal.

* Karin Balzer, June 5, 1938 - December 17, 2019, hurdler won a Gold Medal for East Germany at the 1964 Olympics in Tokyo; despite competing for East Germany in the 1960s and '70s, and later working as a chemist, she has never been credibly accused of cheating.

* Roland Matthes, November 17, 1950 - December 20, 2019, swimmer won 8 Olympic Medals, including 2 Golds each in 1968 in Mexico City and in 1972 in Munich; had a 7-year winning streak in backstroke competitions from 1967 to 1974; despite being East German, he always denied having used doping or any other form of cheating.

* Martin Peters, November 8, 1943 - December 21, 2019, English soccer star for West Ham United and Tottenham Hotspur, won the 1966 World Cup.

New Jersey Glossary: Volume 1, A to E

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232 Crazies: Fan group at New Jersey Devils games. They sit in Section 232 in the East Stand Balcony at the Prudential Center in Newark. They used to be the 228 Crazies, for their section at the Meadowlands Arena. But, like the Bleacher Creatures having to move from Section 39 to Section 203 at the new Yankee Stadium, they had to change their number. They're rowdy, but they're not that
crazy -- unless you're a Ranger fan or a Flyer fan who wants to start something.

They should not be confused with the Devils Fan Club, who sit in Section 11 in the lower level of the southwest corner of The Rock.

A.C.: See "Atlantic City."

Action Park: An amusement park in Vernon, Sussex County, in the northernmost part of New Jersey. It opened in 1978, and the TV commercials for it made it look like a lot of fun.
I never went. It wasn't because my mother was cheap and my father always caved in to her cheapness. It was partly because Great Adventure was closer. But it was also because the place was genuinely dangerous. Between the ski-themed Alpine Center, the go-kart and motorcycle-themed Motorworld, and Waterworld, there were so many accidents, it became known as "Accident Park,""Traction Park".and "Class Action Park." There were 6 deaths in 18 years, before the lawsuits piled up, and it was finally closed in 1996.

It was bought, revamped, and reopened as Mountain Creek Waterpark in 1998. The name was changed back to Action Park in 2014, but the resulting bad publicity got the Mountain Creek name restored in 2016. New Jersey Route 94.

Next-door was New Jersey's only major ski resort, Vernon Valley Great Gorge, now also named Mountain Creek. See its entry.

Aldrin, Buzz: Born Edwin Eugene Aldrin Jr. on January 20, 1930 in Glen Ridge, Essex County, and grew up in adjoining Montclair. Buzz was the lunar module pilot on Apollo 11, and, on July 20, 1969, followed mission commander Neil Armstrong to become the 2nd man, and the only New Jerseyan, to walk on the Moon.

As of this writing, he is still alive, and active on Twitter despite approaching his 90th birthday.
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Atlantic City: A resort city on the Jersey Shore, in Atlantic County, connected to the mainland by U.S. Route 30 (the White Horse Pike), the Atlantic City Expressway, U.S. Route 40/322 (the Black Horse Pike), and New Jersey Transit's Atlantic City Line. The luxury hotels there inspired the world's 1st boardwalk, in 1870, so people coming off the beach would track less sand into the hotels.
Many of the streets of Atlantic City gave their names to the board game Monopoly, introduced in 1935. This includes 4 railroads that had lines going there: The Pennsylvania, the Reading, the Baltimore & Ohio (B&O) and the Short Line (based on the Atlantic City and Shore Railroad, a streetcar line that went from A.C. to Ocean City).

Also known as a hub for organized crime starting in the Prohibition Era, 1920-33, since it was distant enough from New York (120 miles) and Philadelphia (60 miles) to make it not really worth the law's effort to go down there, but close enough so that people who wanted to drink and party could go down there for a couple of days.

By the 1970s, it had become really run-down, and in 1976 voters approved legalized gambling, the 1st in the country outside Nevada, for the City of Atlantic City, in the hopes that it would revitalize the city. It began in 1978, and organized crime quickly took that over.

The revitalization worked, to a point: The neighborhoods away from the casinos were not helped much. As the comedian Alan King, who worked there both before and after, put it, "They spent $8 billion on the casinos, and 11 bucks on the rest of the city!"

This dichotomy inspired "Atlantic City," a 1980 film; and "Atlantic City," a 1982 song by Bruce Springsteen: "The Chicken Man" was Philadelphia Mob boss Phil Testa, and his enemies really did blow him up, and blow up his house, too, on March 15, 1981. (I guess no one told him to "Beware the Ides of March.") See "Springsteen, Bruce."

It also inspired Donald Trump to make his earliest big real-estate deals outside New York City. None of this made the parts of the city away from the casino-hotels any better, and a tunnel that Trump wanted resulted in a lot of people losing their homes. As a result, when Trump ran for President in 2016, he got just 44 percent in Atlantic County, most of that in the rural areas on the mainland, not on the island that includes Atlantic City. (He got 41 percent in the State overall, winning 9 of the 21 Counties, all of them majority-rural.)

The Miss America Pageant began on the Boardwalk in 1921. In 1929, Convention Hall opened, and it hosted the Pageant from 1933 until 1997, when it was moved to the new Atlantic City Convention Center. It was held there until 2004, then moved to Las Vegas. (See "Boardwalk Hall.")

Atlantic City is accessible by Parkway Exits 37 to 40.

Atlantic City Expressway: The only toll road in South Jersey, operated by the South Jersey Transportation Authority. The section from Turnersville to the Parkway was opened in 1964, and from the Parkway to Atlantic City in 1965. It was designed to alleviate traffic on U.S. Route 30, and to give people in South Jersey and Philadelphia easier access to Atlantic City.

Its eastern terminus is in downtown Atlantic City, and as it goes westward and northward, its exit numbers rise sequentially. Exit 5 connects it with U.S. Route 9, and Exit 7 with the Garden State Parkway. It terminates in Washington Township, Gloucester County (it's listed as "Turnersville"), merging with New Jersey Route 42, allowing access to the Turnpike and Interstates 76 and 295.
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Atlantic City Line: New Jersey Transit's only local/commuter rail line in South Jersey, it opened in 1989, replacing the old Pennsylvania-Reading Seashore Line that ran from 1933 to 1976. Its irregular runs and frequent closings due to much-delayed maintenance are an unfortunate fact of life for Philadelphians and South Jerseyans wanting to reach Atlantic City and other beach towns.

It starts at 30th Street Station in Philadelphia, where transfers are available to Amtrak and SEPTA. It then runs north and east across Center City, and crosses the Delaware River, before reaching the new (2013) Pennsauken Transit Center, where a transfer to the Trenton-to-Camden River Line is available. It goes to Cherry Hill, and then to Lindenwold, where a transfer to PATCO is available. From here, it is paralleled by U.S. Route 30 (the White Horse Pike) and New Jersey Transit Bus 554.

It moves on to Hammonton, Egg Harbor City, Absecon, and the Atlantic City Rail Terminal, which has the convenient official street address of 1 Atlantic City Expressway. Unfortunately, to get to most of the casinos and the boardwalk, you have to go through the Atlantic City Convention Center and around the Sheraton Atlantic City Convention Center Hotel.

Atlantic City Surf: See "Trenton Thunder."

Bamberger's: A department store chain founded in Newark in 1892 by Louis Bamberger and 2 of his brothers-in-law. In 1929, he sold the chain to Macy's, who kept the Bamberger's name (and the "Bam's" nickname) in New Jersey, while Macy's stores were only in New York. But in 1986, Macy's renamed all the Bamberger's stores "Macy's."
Bayonne Bridge: See "New York, Crossings Into."

Beggel: What South Jersey calls a bagel.

Ben Franklin Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Benny: What people who live full-time in Shore towns in Monmouth and Ocean Counties call day-trippers from New York City and North Jersey. Such people used to ride down the New York & Long Branch Railroad, now New Jersey Transit's North Jersey Coast Line. These travelers tended to come from Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark and New York -- hence, "BENNY." The locals despise these people. Compare "Shoobie."

Bergen County Line: Known as the Bergen Line for short, this is a New Jersey Transit commuter rail line, serving the County of the same name, and replacing a line of the former New York and Erie Railroad.

It begins at the Hoboken Terminal, and intersects with the Northeast Corridor and the North Jersey Coast Line at Secaucus Junction. It then stops at Rutherford, Westmont in Wood-Ridge, Garfield, Plauderville, Broadway and Radburn in Fair Lawn, Glen Rock, Ridgewood, Ho-Ho-Kus, Waldwick, Allendale, Ramsey and Mahwah.

At Mahwah, it crosses the New York State Line, and, in co-operation with Metro-North Commuter Railroad, it continues as the Port Jervis Line in Rockland County: Suffern, Sloatsburg, Tuxedo, Harriman, Salisbury-Mills Cornwall, Campbell Hall in Hamptonburgh, Middletown-Town of Wallkill, Otisville and Port Jervis.

Betsy Ross Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Bloomfield: A Township in Essex County, where I spent the 1st 3 years of my life. Adjacent to Newark, where my parents are from. Although there's a nice Methodist Church, which is one reason my parents decided to live there, the town is mostly Catholic, Italian 1st, Irish 2nd. It's not a suburb, but it's not a small town, either. It's more like 4 or 5 small towns strung together.
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The town famously refused to allow The Sopranos to film there, until they finally got an offer they couldn't refuse. The series finale's famous final scene was shot at Holsten's, at Broad Street and Watchung Avenue. On the show, it looks like a diner. It's actually an ice cream parlor, and it's wonderful. Parkway Exits 148 to 151.

Blue Law: See "Paramus."

Boardwalk: Wooden planks separating street from beach in Shore towns. They usually have buildings on them, including changing rooms, showers, rest rooms, stores, restaurants, game arcades, and small amusement parks. And, yes, permanent, if small, houses that serve as second homes for people from elsewhere with a few bucks to blow.

Some Jersey Shore towns have only a boardwalk, and little shower stalls on the beach in front of them, and no stores, restaurants or amusements. Others have such businesses, but are separated from the boardwalk by a street, usually named "Ocean Avenue" or "Beach Avenue."

But when New Jerseyans say, "Boardwalk," they mean the full thing, like you find in Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Wildwood, etc. When they go to coast communities in other States, and see boardwalks but nothing like the places previously mentioned, they get very disappointed.

Boardwalk Hall: South Jersey's largest arena, it opened in 1929 as Convention Hall. It is best known as the most-frequent site of the Miss America Pageant. It hosted the Democratic National Convention from August 24 to 27, 1964. On August 30, it hosted The Beatles, their only concert in New Jersey. (Elvis Presley never played a concert in New Jersey.)
It was renovated in 2001, including wider seats, reducing capacity to 10,500; and renamed Boardwalk Hall. In 2013, it began hosting Miss America again. While the Pageant is still headquartered in Atlantic City, this year's Pageant was moved to another casino base, Mohegan Sun in Uncasville, Connecticut.

Boardwalk Hall has hosted many prizefights, including, in 1988, Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson's defeat of former Champ Larry Holmes and his 91-second demolition of Michael Spinks. In 1990, former Heavyweight Champion George Foreman knocked out Gerry Cooney, who had given Holmes a tough fight for the title in 1982. It was promoted by Don King as "The War at the Shore," but, given that Foreman was 41 and Cooney 33, and that the Hall is next-door to Caesars Atlantic City, it was called "Two Geezers at Caesars." The following year, Foreman fought current Champ Evander Holyfield, but lost.

In 2017, the arena was renamed Jim Whelan Boardwalk Hall, for the Mayor who served from 1990 to 2001 and got it renovated, and died earlier in the year while serving in the State Senate. Parkway Exit 38.

Boss, The: See "Springsteen, Bruce."

Brick City: See "Newark."

Burlington-Bristol Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Calhoun Street Bridge: "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Camden: A City across the Delaware River from Philadelphia, namesake of Camden County, of which it is the seat. The things that turned American cities around in the 1990s seem to have passed it by, as it remains terribly poor. It's the kind of city where they say the crime rate is finally going down because there's nothing left to steal. Turnpike Exits 3 and 4.
Camden, with the Philadelphia skyline
and the Ben Franklin Bridge in the background

Do not let this deter you from visiting other places in Camden County, such as Haddonfield and Cherry Hill. On the other hand, if you've been to Haddonfield or Cherry Hill and enjoyed it, remember that Camden City is also in Camden County.

Camden Riversharks: See "Trenton Thunder."

Cape May: The town at the southern tip of the State, and they sell T-shirts advertising themselves as the southern terminus of the Parkway: "Exit 0." (Compare Montauk, at the eastern end of Long Island: Their T-shirts read, "The End.") Cape May calls itself America's 1st beach resort, and many of its Victorian-era (1837-1901) houses still stand, and some are even open to tourists.
While it does have a boardwalk, it's not lined with shops and games. That starts a couple of blocks inland, including the Washington Street mall.

Because of its comparative isolation -- 159 miles from Times Square, 141 miles from the Rutgers Student Center, 122 miles from the State House in Trenton, 92 miles from Center City Philadelphia, and even 47 miles from the Atlantic City casinos -- it tends to resist outside influences. It's not a suburb of either New York or Philly. Cape May City doesn't even resemble most of Cape May County: While the County (except for Shore towns like Ocean City and Wildwood) is largely rural and conservative, Cape May City, mainly because it needs to attract tourists, is open and liberal.

Since 1964, the Cape May-Lewes Ferry has connected North Cape May in Lower Township with Lewes, Delaware, across 17 miles of Delaware Bay. Fare: $21 per car, and $8.00 per passenger therein, so $29.
Cape May Ferry Terminal

Central Jersey: In terms of geography, the Counties of Hunterdon, Mercer, Somerset, Middlesex and Monmouth. In terms of population, Interstates 78 and 195 are convenient dividers, although that places parts of Hunterdon and Somerset in North Jersey; part of Ocean in Central Jersey; and parts of Mercer and Monmouth in South Jersey.

Other convenient, but hardly definitive, determinants are Area Codes and ZIP Codes. If your Area Code is 732 or 848, chances are, you live in Central Jersey. The 908 Area Code makes that a little tricky. And if your ZIP Code starts with 085 or 087, you could live in Central Jersey; if it starts with 086, 088 or 089, you definitely do.

People here root for the New York Tri-State Area sports teams: The Yankees more so than the Mets, the Giants more so than the Jets, the Devils more so than the Rangers, and the Red Bulls more so than New York City FC, in each case by about a 2-1 margin. In spite of the Nets' New Jersey tenure (1977-2012), the Knicks are overwhelmingly more popular, and Islanders fandom has faded tremendously since they stopped winning Stanley Cups in the mid-1980s.

But when you get to Mercer County, the southern parts of Hunterdon and Mercer, and the western part of Monmouth, this begins to change. Fans of the Philadelphia teams begin to show up regularly. In these areas, it's more like this: Yankees 50 percent, Mets 30, Phillies 20; Giants 40, Eagles 30, Jets 20; Knicks 50, 76ers 40, and the rest made up of the Nets and whichever team LeBron James is playing on at the moment; Devils 50, Flyers 30, Rangers 20; Red Bulls 50, Union 30, NYCFC 20.

If you have to fly, chances are, you do so out of Newark Liberty International Airport; but you may have discovered that doing so out of Philadelphia International Airport could be cheaper, although you're less likely to get a nonstop flight.

Some people in North Jersey say that Central Jersey doesn't exist. Some say that Central Jersey, by the definition I've given, is part of North Jersey. Others say it's part of South Jersey.

Central Railroad of New Jersey: Founded in 1849 by the merger of the Elizabethtown and Somerville Railroad and the Somerville and Easton Railroad, the "Jersey Central Lines" built a terminal at Jersey City in 1889, which is now part of Liberty State Park. From there, passengers could take the Communipaw Ferry to Liberty Street in Lower Manhattan.
The Reading Railroad bought the Jersey Central in 1901, but kept its name on all its existing lines. The railroad went bankrupt in 1967, and its operations were taken over by Penn Central. (See their entry.) New Jersey Transit now operates the North Jersey Coast Line and the Raritan Valley Line over former Jersey Central trackage.
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Centre Bridge-Stockton Bridge: "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Chairman of the Board: See "Sinatra, Frank."

Circle: See "Traffic Circle."

City, The: The New York City Borough of Manhattan. Even people from the Outer Boroughs of New York City (not so much The Bronx, but definitely Queens, Brooklyn and Staten Island) tend to say, "I'm going into The City" when they mean "I'm going to Manhattan." Nobody calls Philadelphia "The City," unless they live in, like, Lancaster, or someplace like that.

Turnpike Exits 14C (for the Holland Tunnel), 16E (for the Lincoln Tunnel) and 18E (for the George Washington Bridge).

Commodore Barry Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Crazy Eddie: A chain of electronics stores that began in Brooklyn in 1971, founded by Eddie Antar. In 1972, Jerry Carroll, a disc jockey at New York radio station WPIX-FM, then the call letters for 101.9 on the FM dial -- "Champions of the new Rock 102!" -- read an ad on the air, and put a little emphasis on the tagline: "Crazy Eddie: His prices are in-sane!"

Antar was listening, called Jerry at the station, and said he wanted Jerry to do all his ads from then on. Jerry ended up doing 7,500 separate radio and TV ads. The radio ads tended to be 1 minute long, with Jerry yelling over a recording of Giaochino Rossini's William Tell Overture (a.k.a. the Lone Ranger theme): "Shop around! Get the best prices you can find! Then go to Crazy Eddie, and he'll beat 'em!"

The TV ads were about 30 seconds, and showed Jerry standing in front of electronic equipment, usually wearing a navy blue blazer and a light blue turtleneck, and waving his hands or shaking his fists at the camera when he got to the end: "In-saaaane!"
Jerry Carroll. Not a crook.

I say, "usually," because he would sometimes put on costumes depending on the theme of the sale, including as Santa Claus (but never with the fake white beard) for the Christmas Sale and the Christmas In August Sale. At first, Jerry took the Santa hat off, and looked at it, and said, "In August?" As if Eddie had finally gotten too crazy even for him. The next year, an unseen audience would yell, "In August?" And Jerry would enthusiastically respond, "In August!"

By 1978, Eddie had opened his 6th store, and Jerry was seen getting shaken up: "Get ready for another Earth-shattering grand opening! Crazy Eddie is coming to Route 18 in East Brunswick, New Jersey!" I was excited: The only previous store in New Jersey was on Route 17 in Paramus, and now, it was coming to my hometown. Eventually, Crazy Eddie would have 43 stores.

On December 23, 1982, just after my 13th birthday, having finally saved up the $197 necessary -- about $519 in today's money -- I went there and bought the Atari 5200 SuperSystem, the new king of video games. It was the happiest day of my childhood. And every time I had saved up $20 and could buy a new game for it, it was a toss-up between that Crazy Eddie store and the Toys R Us half a mile up Route 18.

But, like a lot of big things in the New York Tri-State Area in the 1980s, it all came crashing down. In 1987, Eddie Antar began to be investigated for a lot of fraud, and all the stores had closed by 1989. Eventually, he made a plea deal, and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Jerry Carroll has never been suspected of any involvement in any of the company's criminal activity, but he also took a public beating, because, as the face of the franchise, people thought he was Crazy Eddie, and thus thought he was a crook. He recovered enough to start a successful advertising agency, but wisely doesn't do his own commercials. Antar died in 2016. Some members of his family have made attempts to revive the chain, both brick-and-mortar and online, but the trademark has now lapsed, and it's unlikely we'll ever see a new Crazy Eddie store.

Cruise, Tom: Born Thomas Cruise Mapother IV on July 3, 1962 in Syracuse, New York, he lived there and in Ottawa, the capital of Canada, before his mother took him to Glen Ridge, Essex County, as a teenager. He caught the acting bug in Ottawa, and acted in plays at Glen Ridge High School before going on to become one of America's greatest actors, but also one of its strangest celebrities. His courtroom duel with fellow New Jerseyan Jack Nicholson in the film version of A Few Good Men is a classic.
"I want the truth!"
"Here it is: You're nuts! I told you, you can't handle the truth!"

I have a friend who was a freshman at Glen Ridge High when Cruise was a senior. They didn't know each other. She remembers him as "weird, but quiet." I asked her, "What happened to quiet?" She didn't know.

Cummon, Willya?: Jersey Accent for "Come on, will you?" In other words, "Hurry up!"

DeFuque: A contraction of "What the fuck?" An expression occasionally preceded by "Pardon my French, but... " as it sounds French.

Delaware Memorial Bridge: See "Twin Span." See also "State Line."

Delaware River-Turnpike Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Delaware Water Gap: Short for Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area, straddling the Delaware River at Walpack, Sussex County, New Jersey and Lehman, Pike County, Pennsylvania. It contains campgrounds and scenic areas. A water gap is a gap that flowing water has carved through a mountain range and still carries water today. Such a formation where water no longer flows is called a wind gap, and there is a nearby town in Pennsylvania called Wind Gap.
Don't let the name fool you: It's named for the River, not the State. It's 117 miles from the Delaware-Pennsylvania State Line. Accessible by Interstate 80.

Delaware Water Gap Toll Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

DEVCO: See "New Brunswick."

Diner: If you're from North Jersey, this is where you go in the middle of the night and you wake up hungry and there's nothing in the fridge, and a bag of chips from 7-Eleven just won't do the business for you. Compare "Wawa."
The Nevada Diner, Bloomfield

This could also be place you take a first date. If she likes you enough to give you a second date, you may have later dates at a diner at your own risk. But if she's not from Jersey, don't take her to one until she gets to know you a lot better.
The Colonial Diner, East Brunswick

In my hometown of East Brunswick, we have the Colonial Diner, rated as one of the best in the State. (There's also a Colonial Diner in Lyndhurst.) We also have the Seville Diner, which is 2 miles south of the Colonial on Route 18, and not nearly as good. Previously, it was known as the Red Fox Diner. This was in the 1970s, when Redd Foxx was starring on Sanford & Son. The joke was that it was called the Redd Foxx because if you eat their stuff, you'll grab your chest and say, "This is the big one!"

Dingman's Ferry Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Dinky: See "Princeton."

Disco Fries: French fries topped with gravy and melted mozzarella cheese. Considerably more popular in the New York suburbs of North Jersey than in the rest of the State, particularly in diners. I left Bloomfield in Essex County for East Brunswick in Middlesex County at the age of 3, so I have never had this stuff. But it's gotta be better than poutine, the Quebec variation with cheese curds. Compare "Fries."
"Disco Fries" is also the name of the music production unit consisting of New Yorkers Nick Ditri and Danny Boselovic.

DMV: See "MVS."

Doo Wop Motel: See "Wildwoods, The."

Double-Dipping: This has nothing to do with chips and dip. This is the practice of holding 2 different political offices at once, which is legal in New Jersey, as long as one of them is not at the federal level. For example: Bob Menendez, now in the U.S. Senate, served as both Mayor of Union City (in Hudson County, not Union County) and a member of the State Assembly. He had to resign both offices when he was first elected to the U.S. House of Representatives.

Down the Shore: Going to a town with a nearby beach. In New Jersey, nobody says, "We're going to the beach," unless they're already in a beach town. We say, "We're going down the shore."

This is true whether we live in the suburbs of New York in North Jersey (taking the Parkway to Monmouth or Ocean County) or in the suburbs of Philadelphia in South Jersey (taking the Atlantic City Expressway to the Parkway to Atlantic or Cape May County), because the direction is going to be south (or southeast, and then south).

See also "Pizza."

Drawbridge: The bane of the existence of many a person trying to go Down the Shore. You see the bridge opening, and it takes forever, and you know it'll take just as long to re-close it. Finally, you see why the bridge is opening: A tiny little boat with a tall, thin mast. And you wonder where the Germans' U-boats are now that you need them.

Drumthwacket: The Governor's Mansion, not in the capital of Trenton but in Princeton. The odd-sounding name is supposedly a Scottish Gaelic name meaning "wooded hill." The house was built in 1835 by Charles Smith Olden, who served as Governor from 1860 to 1863. His widow sold it, and in 1893 it was expanded to its current structure.
In 1981, it became the official residence of the Governor, replacing Morven, up the road, historic home of the Stockton family, and the Governor's residence since Governor Walter Edge bought it in 1944. Both can be reached by Turnpike Exit 8.

East Brunswick: A Township in Middlesex County, where I grew up. A great place to live if you're a kid, or a grownup with a car. If you're a grownup without a car, it's not so good. Home to the Brunswick Square Mall. (See "Mall.")
Tower Center, off Exit 9 of the Turnpike and Route 18

Whoever laid the town out was an idiot, putting the Civic Center (including the Municipal Building, the Library and the Senior Center) 2 miles west of New Jersey Route 18, the town's main drag. Turnpike Exit 9 is located at the northern end of the Township, giving it great access to New York, but also making it feel like the ultimate "bedroom community" for New York commuters.
Marquee for the Brunswick Square Mall

East Brunswick had 5,000 residents in 1950, but 10,000 in 1960, and 34,000 in 1970. Today, it's got about 48,000, making it about the same size as my original hometown, Bloomfield. How are they different? East Brunswick people know they're in the suburbs, and they like it; Bloomfield people would punch you in the nose if you called their town a "suburb." Bloomfield is pasta, East Brunswick is pasta salad. East Brunswick has therapists, Bloomfield has bartenders.

The geography is also weird: East Brunswick and North Brunswick are both south of New Brunswick, South Brunswick is further south still, and there's no West Brunswick. If anything, North Brunswick should be South Brunswick, South Brunswick should be North Princeton, Franklin should be West Brunswick, Piscataway should be North Brunswick, Highland Park should be East Brunswick, and East Brunswick should be... I don't know, East Milltown? North Spotswood? South Edison?

Easton-Phillipsburg Toll Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

East Pennsyltucky: See "Pennsyltucky."

East Philly: Pretty much any town in South Jersey that can be reached on the RiverLine. (See its entry.) In the Summer, this term can also be applied to Atlantic City and Wildwood.

Eatontown: A Borough in Monmouth County, home to about 13,000 people. From 1917 to 2011, it was home to the U.S. Army's Fort Monmouth. In 1960, Monmouth Shopping Center opened at the Eatontown Circle, where New Jersey Routes 35 and 36 and County Route 547 (Wyckoff Road).

In 1975, the shopping center was expanded, and was renamed Monmouth Mall, although some people still call it "Eatontown." This expansion made it unusual (as far as I know, unique) in that its original level was in one direction, while 2 new levels extended from the other, separated by stairwells and elevators. Parkway Exit 105.

Edison, Thomas: In the late 1870s, he invented the phonograph and the first practical light bulb at his laboratory in the Menlo Park section of Raritan Township, Middlesex County which was renamed Edison in 1954. ("Raritan" and "Washington" are popular town names in New Jersey.) Moved to West Orange, Essex County, where, in the 1890s, he became the 1st North American to build a working motion picture camera, and built the world's 1st movie studio.
He was a genius, who practically invented the 20th Century. He was also a bastard of a businessman, never hesitating to put his competitors of out of business, either through buying them out and claiming their accomplishments as their own, or using propaganda to scare their potential customers away.

The site of Edison's Menlo Park lab was replaced by the Edison Light Tower. Turnpike Exit 11 or Parkway Exit 132. For his West Orange lab, Turnpike Exit 15W or Parkway Exit 145.

Erie-Lackawanna Railroad: Formed by the 1960 merger of the Erie Railroad and the Delaware, Lackawanna & Western Railroad. It was known as The Friendly Service Route, and carried passenger rail from Hoboken Terminal across New Jersey to Scranton, Pennsylvania, and all the way to Buffalo, New York. This included a lot of coal country, and so the E-L, and the DL&W before it, was known as the Anthracite Route.
Damage to rail bridges by Hurricane Agnes doomed it in 1972, and Conrail took over its passenger operations in 1976. Today, former E-L routes are operated by New Jersey Transit as the Pascack Valley, Montclair-Boonton, Morristown and Gladstone Lines.

Exit: How you tell people where you live. You use the closest exit on either the New Jersey Turnpike or the Garden State Parkway. See their entries. This started as a joke by comedian Joe Piscopo, from North Caldwell, Essex County (Parkway Exit 148), and took on a life of its own.
If you don't do this, you're probably from the northwestern part of the State, where there's lots of space and not many people, and you wonder why people from the rest of the State called Chris Christie "mean."

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Fat Sandwich: Sub rolls stuffed with things like burgers, chicken fingers, fries, mozzarella cheese, mozzarella sticks and other things. Note that I did not say, "and/or other things." With the various combinations, you could often find enough of these things to give your cardiologist a heart attack.
The Fat Darrell, the most popular version

They became famous in the late 1970s by being sold at food trucks on the main Rutgers campus in New Brunswick, in a parking lot at the northwest corner of College Avenue and Hamilton Street. These became known as "grease trucks." (Other regional names for these include "roach coach" and "ptomaine wagon.")
R.I.P. The Rutgers Grease Trucks -- and many of their customers.

In 2013, the trucks were removed from the lot, because Rutgers wanted to build on the site. They have now opened "The Yard," essentially a food court with a giant video screen. But one of the restaurants on the site has the name of one of the former trucks, "R.U. Hungry," and it serves the Fat Sandwiches.
Holy Gentrification, Batman!

Fort Dix: See "Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst."

Fort Monmouth: See "Eatontown."

French Fries: See "Fries."

Fries: See "Pizza."

Garden State Arts Center: An outdoor auditorium built on Telegraph Hill in Holmdel, Monmouth County. It was typical of 1960s planning in that it was a location designed for automobile access only, with a special entry point created on the Parkway, Exit 116.
It opened on June 12, 1968, not with any of the rock and roll or even standards singers of the time, but with classical pianist Van Cliburn fronting the Philadelphia Orchestra, conducted by Eugene Ormandy. (At least it was with a semi-local act, although Cliburn was from Texas.) Since then, though rock performers have played it, including Sinead O'Connor, who famously refused to play in 1990 if "The Star-Spangled Banner" were played beforehand.

Starting in 1971, the Arts Center began hosting ethnic festival days. I've only been there once, in 1981, when it was Polish Festival day. Due to declining attendance, these festivals were discontinued in 2015. It still hosts high school graduation ceremonies in June, and a Holiday Lights Spectacular in December, when it's usually too cold for concerts.

Originally having 5,197 seats, all covered, capacity could be expanded by people sitting on the grass, making it like a very, very square version of Woodstock. In 1996, 2,000 seats outside the roofed area were added, and PNC Bank bought the naming rights. It is now named the PNC Bank Arts Center, but some people stubbornly refuse to accept the new name. Capacity has been increased to 17,500.

Garden State Parkway: See "Parkway."

Garden State Plaza: See "Paramus."

Gazinta: How they used to teach long division in New Jersey's public schools. According to my mother, in 1950s Newark, they wouldn't say, "Twenty-eight divided by four is seven." They would say, "Four gazinta (goes into) twenty-eight seven times."

George Washington Bridge: See "New York, Crossings Into."

Ginker: What we called teenage fans of heavy metal music in the 1980s. Their hair was long and greasy, their clothes were trashy, their manners nonexistent, and they smelled like smoke of varying kinds. Their parents told them to stop taking drugs, or their kids would be mutants. Their parents were right: Their kids turned into "all those other Slim Shadys."
Ginsberg, Allen: Born Irwin Allen Ginsberg on June 3, 1926 in Paterson, Passaic County, he became part of the leading triad of the Beat Generation writing movement, along with Jack Kerouac and William S. Burroughs.

His poetry went out of its way to offend, with references to sex (usually gay, as he was one of the few openly homosexual celebrities of the 1950s), drugs (first marijuana, then psychedelics) and music (the Beats loved jazz, although unlike Kerouac and Burroughs, Kerouac came to appreciate rock and roll). He died on April 5, 1997.
His most famous work is the 1955 poem "Howl." It begins with the words, "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked." Surprisingly, the poem is not about riding New Jersey Transit. (See its entry.)

Gladstone Branch: A branch of New Jersey Transit's "Morris and Essex Lines," replacing the Delaware, Lackawanna & Western Railroad, which merged with the Erie Railroad to become the Erie-Lackawanna Railway.

It starts in Hudson County, at the Hoboken Terminal, and goes through Secaucus Junction. In Essex County, it stops at Broad Street Station in Newark, East Orange and Brick Church stations in East Orange, Orange and Highland Avenue stations in Orange, Mountain and South Orange stations in South Orange, Maplewood, Millburn and Short Hills.

In Union County, it stops at Summit, New Providence and Murray Hill stations in New Providence, and Berkeley Heights. In Morris County, it stops at Gillette, Stirling and Millington stations in Long Hill. In Somerset County, it stops at Lyons and Basking Ridge station in Bernards, Bernardsville (a separate town from Bernards), Far Hills, and Peapack and Gladstone stations in the Borough of Peapack-Gladstone.

Goethals Bridge: See "New York, Crossings Into."

Governor's Mansion: See "Drumthwacket."

Grease Trucks: See "Fat Sandwich."

Great Adventure: A large theme part built on County Route 537 in the woods of Jackson, Ocean County, opening in 1974. The Six Flags corporation bought it in 1977, and renamed it "Six Flags Great Adventure," but most New Jerseyans prefer to still call it by the original name, resisting the Six Flags name.
Front Entrance

It's famous for its safari park, its rides with incredibly long lines, and its insanely expensive restaurants, including Best of the West at the log flume and the ice cream-themed Yum Yum Palace. Admission prices are also insane (and not like Crazy Eddie's prices were): $83 at the gate, but they can drop to as low as $53 online. Turnpike Exit 7A, or Parkway Exit 98, either of which will get you on I-195, which you would take (East from the Turnpike, West from the Parkway) to County Route 537.

Grover's Mill: See "War of the Worlds."

Guido: Pronunced "GWEE-doh." A stereotype, developed in the 1970s, of an Italian-American man who thinks he's God's gift to women. He usually had a lot of hair, loaded with a lot of hairspray, an open shirt revealing a hairy chest and gold jewelry, and pants so tight it might actually hurt if he got aroused.

Joe Pepitone, Yankee star of the 1960s, and later John Travolta, as seen in the 1977 film Saturday Night Fever, were their patron saints. The guys on the TV show Jersey Shore were 2nd-generation Guidos. The feminine version, with perhaps even more hairspray, was sometimes called a Guidette.

Hague, Frank "I Am the Law." See "Jersey City."

Hoagie: The preferred term for a submarine sandwich in Philadelphia and South Jersey. See "Wawa."

Hoboken: A city of 50,000, known as "The Square Mile City," on the Hudson River in Hudson County, and a terminus for much of New Jersey Transit's rail network. (See the next entry.) Because of its proximity to Manhattan, and linking thereto by the PATH subway system, Hobokenites like to call their city "The 6th Borough."

Its park known as the Elysian Fields was said to be the site of the 1st baseball game on June 19, 1846, chosen because the park not only had field space but a banquet hall for postgame meals, and baseball was played there into the 1880s. However, recent research has shown that there were baseball games played before that, including by the New York Base Ball Club, a.k.a. the New York Nine, which explains how that team could have beaten the alleged inventors of the game, the Knickerbocker Club, 23-4 in that "first game."
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A famous painting of the Elysian Fields, dated 1866

The Elysian Fields was eliminated when Maxwell House built a coffee roasting plant on the site, although a new Elysian Park was built a few yards away. Hoboken was the birthplace of Frank Sinatra (see his entry), and the site of the 1st Blimpie store in 1964. It is known for its Irish-themed bars and music clubs. However, the famous music club Maxwell's, opened in 1978 and named after the coffee plant (which closed in 1992), closed in 2018.

Turnpike Exit 14C or Parkway Exit 145.

Hoboken Terminal: Built in 1907 on the Hudson River waterfront, it was the terminus of the Delaware, Lackawanna & Western Railroad, which in 1960 merged with the Erie Railroad to become the Erie-Lackawanna Railway. It was also the terminus of the Hudson and Manhattan Railroad, which became the PATH system. (See its entry.) It includes a bus terminal.
Hoboken Terminal

Holland Tunnel: See "New York, Crossings Into."

Horse Country: Nickname for the rural areas in Somerset, Hunterdon, Morris and Warren Counties, where rich people find ways to legally classify their estates as "farms" to get tax breaks. Magazine publisher Malcolm Forbes was the ne plus ultra of this, holding polo tournaments at his Far Hills, Somerset County spread that gave the area its nickname. (Prince Charles of Wales was an occasional visitor and participant.)

Hot Dog: See "Pizza."

Hudson-Bergen Light Rail: A light rail system, opening in 2000, whose name is something of a misnomer: Although it does have a station on Bergenline Avenue, it runs entirely within Hudson County. A single fare is $2.25.
Its northern terminus is in North Bergen (which, remember, is in Hudson County, not Bergen County), at Tonnelle Avenue. It stops at Bergenline Avenue in Union City. In Weehawken, it stops at Port Imperial (connecting with a the Port Imperial Ferry to Manhattan) and Lincoln Harbor. In Hoboken, it stops at 9th Street-Congress Street, 2nd Street, and Hoboken Terminal, thus connecting it with NJT Rail and PATH.

In Jersey City, it stops at Pavonia-Newport (and thus at the Newport Centre Mall), Harsimus Cove, Harborside Financial Center, Exchange Place (another connection with PATH), Essex Street, Marin Boulevard, Jersey Avenue, Liberty State Park, Garfield Avenue, Martin Luther King Drive, West Side Avenue, Richard Street and Danforth Avenue. In Bayonne, it stops at 45th Street, 34th Street, 22nd Street and 8th Street, its southern terminus.

Hudson Tubes: See "PATH."

Hurricane Agnes: A storm that struck the Northeastern U.S. in late June 1972, killing 128 people. Only 1 of these was in New Jersey, but it was particularly bad in the Lehigh Valley of Pennsylvania, where 50 were lost.

The biggest impact in New Jersey was the damaging of rail lines, including bridges. The already-bankrupt Penn Central Transportation Company couldn't pay for the repairs, and many lines still have not been replaced by their successors: New Jersey Transit, SEPTA and Metro-North.

Hurricane Diane: A storm that struck the Northeastern U.S. in mid-August 1955, killing 184 people. It caused particularly bad damage along the Delaware River, ruining several road and rail crossings. Some were replaced, some weren't.

Hurricane Sandy: A storm that struck the Northeastern U.S. on October 29, 2012, killing 233 people. At my residence in East Brunswick, there was no damage, but we lost power for 7 days. We were lucky: Terrible damage was done to Shore communities. Boardwalks were torn up, and houses were ripped off their foundations. The most memorable was the roller coaster torn off Casino Pier in Seaside Heights, and pulled out into the Atlantic Ocean.
In New York City, Staten Island was hit very hard, and some of the Subway system in Manhattan and Brooklyn got flooded. As of late 2019, repair work is still being done. In the end, Sandy was the 2nd-most-damaging hurricane in continental U.S. history, behind Hurricane Katrina, which wrecked New Orleans in August 2005.

Iggles: The NFL's Philadelphia Eagles, in the Philly/South Jersey accent. While the Giants and Jets pretty much have a 2-1 split north of I-195 and the I-295 beltway around Trenton, the Eagles dominate south of that.
Iggles memorabilia at a store on the Atlantic City Boardwalk

Interstate 78 Toll Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Ironbound: The East Side of Newark, so named because it's ringed by railroads (and the Passaic River). Long known as a Portuguese neighborhood, although, due to sharing a language, Brazilians have moved there as well. Noted for fine restaurants and bakeries. Also once the site of Ruppert Stadium, which from 1926 to 1950 was the home of the International League's Newark Bears and the Negro National League's Newark Eagles.
Iberia Tavern, Ferry Street

Turnpike Exit 14, or Parkway Exit 142.

Italian Hot Dog: A hot dog topped with fried bell peppers, onions, and diced potatoes. Also known as a Newark Style Hot Dog. Invented at Jimmy Buff's in Newark, which is still in business.
Jersey Accent: Very similar to the New York Accent, with the notable exception of the refusal to switch the "Er" and "Oi" sounds: In Brooklyn, someone might say, "Don't take it poisonally" or "Flip a cern." A New Jerseyan wouldn't do that. What a New Jerseyan might do (but not necessarily) is switch the Yes-R and the No-R sound: "I heah yuh awduhed a pizzar." But there are a lot more dropped R's than added ones.

The main feature of the Jersey Accent is that we stretch our vowels. We drink quofee. We get stuck in trayaffic. Is your dawg a goo-ood dawg, or a bayad dawg? Dat's how ya do a Jersey Ayaccent. It ain't hawd ta do. Especially for me: I have to rein mine in sometimes. I may have grown up in the suburbs, but my father, who grew up in Newark in the 1940s and 1950s, really had the accent, and, consciously or otherwise, I copied him.

It is also known as the Newark Accent. Ironically, instead of stretching the vowels in the city's name, the accent shortens the name: "Noork." It should be noted that, as with the classic Brooklyn variation on the New York Accent, the Newark Accent is almost exclusive to the surviving white people who lived there. The black and Hispanic people who replaced them did not adopt it.

Jersey Breakfast: See "Pork Roll."

Jersey City: The seat of Hudson County, and the 2nd-largest city in the State at 265,000 people. It was the terminus of the Central Railroad of New Jersey, and of the Holland Tunnel which did so much to make the Jersey Central obsolete.
The City, and Hudson County in general, became synonymous with political corruption, with the central figure long being Frank Hague, Mayor from 1917 to 1947 and the State's Democratic National Committeeman from 1922 to 1949. Nothing got done in Hudson County without his say-so, to the point where he was known as "Frank 'I Am the Law' Hague."
Voter fraud has long been prevalent in North Jersey, never more so than in Hudson County during Hague's time. The joke is that, in New Jersey, you gotta be at least 18 to vote, but you don't have to be still alive. Hague resigned in 1947 after Governor Alfred E. Driscoll got a new State Constitution ratified, hindering local control of things like elections and judicial appointments, and Hague knew the jig was up. He got his nephew, Frank Hague Eggers, appointed Mayor, but he was defeated in the 1949 election.

Hague was never convicted of a crime, but 2 later Mayors were: Thomas Whelan for conspiracy and extortion in 1971, Gerald McCann for bank fraud in 1992,

Between 1950 and 1994, the only minor-league baseball teams in New Jersey played at Roosevelt Stadium in Jersey City. (See that city's entry.) The Jersey City Jerseys of the Class AAA International League, a Cincinnati Reds farm team, in 1960 and '61; the Jersey City Indians of the Eastern League, a Cleveland Indians farm team, in 1977; and the Jersey City A's of the Eastern League, an Oakland Athletics farm team, in 1978.

Jersey City was once large enough and influential enough to have 2 daily newspapers. The Jersey Journal is still published daily, although in 2014 it moved its headquarters from the block to which it gave its name, 30 Journal Square, to Harmon Plaza in Secaucus. The Hudson Dispatch was published from 1874 to 1991, with its last offices being in Union City.

Turnpike Exit 14B.

Jersey Devil: Also known as the Leeds Devil, this is a mythical creature said to cause trouble in the Pine Barrens region of South Jersey. A Leeds family lived at Leeds Point, now part of Galloway in Atlantic County. Titan Leeds published an almanac, and was a rival publisher to Benjamin Franklin, who was more than happy to make public local descriptions of the unpopular Leeds as a "monster." This probably led to the origin of the creature of legend.

The legend says that Mother Leeds -- apparently Deborah Leeds who did have 12 children with her husband Japhet, Titan Leeds' brother -- was told she was going to have a 13th child, and, in frustration, yelled, "Let it be a devil!" When born during a stormy night, the baby appeared normal, but soon changed to a creature with a goat's head, bat wings, a forked tail, and hooves. It flew up the chimney and escaped into the woods, where it wreaks havoc to this day, usually getting blamed for odd occurrences involving livestock.
The most familiar depiction

It's supposedly been seen by such personages as Joseph Bonaparte, diplomat and brother of Napoleon, who moved to Bordentown after his brother's fall, and saw it on his estate; and General Stephen Decatur, while inspecting the Hanover Mill Works in Hanover, Morris County, a good deal north of its usual stomping grounds.

In January 1909 alone, it was blamed for attacking a trolley car in Haddon Heights and a social club in Camden. It's been seen in Pennsylvania, Delaware, and even as far away as western Maryland. Since the 1909 attacks, the Philadelphia Zoo has had a $10,000 reward for the animal's capture alive. Many have tried to claim it, but the animals they've brought (in one case, a kangaroo) were rejected. The last known "sighting" was a set of tracks found near Mays Landing, Atlantic County in 1960.

When the Colorado Rockies hockey team was moved to the Meadowlands in 1982, they were named the New Jersey Devils. This offended some religious people, but the name is stupid for another reason: The mythical Jersey Devil comes from South Jersey, which is Philadelphia Flyers territory. As a result, the team's mascot is N.J. Devil, who looks more like a classic devil.

Jersey Driver: An insult used by people who moved to the State from New York City. Like they
knew how to drive.

Jersey Mike's Subs: A chain of stores specializing in submarine sandwiches. Founded as Mike's Submarines in Point Pleasant Borough, Ocean County in 1956, it was bought by one of its teenage workers, Peter Cancro, in 1975. I visited his original location at the intersection of Trenton and Arnold Avenues a few times. It is now the company's training center.

In 1987, Cancro began franchising. There are now over 1,000 locations all over the world, including one in my hometown of East Brunswick (for which I had been hoping for a long time), at The Yard on the Rutgers campus in New Brunswick, and a stand at the new Yankee Stadium.
Just as burger places make their cashiers ask if you want the combo meal, JM workers ask, "Do you want that Mike's Way?" This is the original recipe: Sliced onions, shredded lettuce, tomatoes, oregano, salt, red wine vinegar and olive oil.

The chain was not named after me, but I couldn't enjoy it any more if it was. This Mike's way is as follows: A tiny bit of lettuce (for some reason, sub and burger places tend to overdo it with lettuce), a little bit of onions, extra tomatoes, extra pickles, and gobs of mayonnaise. The tomatoes and the pickles are really good, but, to me, it's the mayonnaise that makes it. I asked what brand they use, and they make their own, and it is not yet available in stores. Oh, well.

Jersey Shore (region): See "Down the Shore."

Jersey Shore (TV show): See "Seaside Heights." See also "Benny" and "Guido."

Jersey Slide: Changing from the left lane all the way across the highway in one fell swoop to make your highway exit. This is not a recommended thing to do, and it may cause somebody to call you a "Jersey Driver!" It may also cause someone to yell, "DeFuque!"

Jimmies: What Philadelphia and South Jersey people call the multicolored sprinkles that sometimes come on ice cream. New Yorkers, North Jerseyans and Central Jerseyans would never use this term: We call 'em "sprinkles."

Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst: A military base created on October 1, 2009 as the merger of 3 major bases in South Jersey.

Most familiar is Fort Dix, spread over the Burlington County towns of New Hanover, Pemberton and Springfield. (There's also a Springfield in Union County.) Established in 1917 as a U.S. Army training center for World War I, it was named for John Adams Dix, a Civil War General who served in the U.S. Senate and as Governor of New York. My father served there in 1965, before being sent overseas in the Vietnam War (albeit, in his case, to the site of America's previous war, in Korea.)
A training class graduation photo, 1985

Fort Dix Army Air Force was built adjacent, in New Hanover and North Hanover, in 1941. In 1948, a year after the separation of the USAAF into the USAF, it was renamed McGuire Air Force Base, after Major Thomas B. McGuire Jr., a native of Ridgewood in Bergen County, who had crashed -- due not to enemy fire but to a difficult turn leading his engine to stall -- 1945 after becoming the 2nd-leading U.S. "flying ace" of World War II. He was posthumously awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor.

When sporting events in Philadelphia require a military flyover, the planes usually take off from McGuire. This would also be the case for Super Bowl XLVIII at the Meadowlands in 2014.

Like Fort Dix, Naval Air Engineering Station Lakehurst opened in 1917 for use in World War I. Although there is a Borough of Lakehurst in Ocean County, the base is actually spread over adjoining Manchester, and to that Township's adjoining Township of Jackson, home base of Great Adventure. It's 22 miles between the offices of Fort Dix and Lakehurst.

Lakehurst is best remembered for the May 6, 1937 disaster in which the German zeppelin LZ 129 Hindenburg caught fire, killing 36 people. A monument to the explosion is on the site.
"Oh, the humanity!" -- Radio reporter Herb Morrison

Fort Dix and McGuire Air Force Base can be reached by Turnpike Exit 7. Naval Air Engineering Station Lakehurst can be reached by Parkway Exit 89.

Joisey: What some people from New York call New Jersey. Nobody actually from New Jersey calls it that. "Jersey," maybe; "Joisey," never. We stretch our vowels like New Yorkers, but we never switch the "oi" and "er" sounds like old-time Brooklynites did. (Even current Brooklynites don't do that.)

Journal Square: The intersection of Kennedy Boulevard (Hudson Boulevard from 1896 to 1963) and Bergen Avenue in downtown Jersey City, named for The Jersey Journal. It includes the Loew's Jersey, a spectacular and recently restored 1929 movie theater, and the Journal Square Transportation Center, a major station on the PATH system and a hub for Hudson County buses, which opened in 1975 on the site of the former Summit Avenue station. Turnpike Exit 14B.
Journal Square Transportation Center

Jughandle: A ramp off a highway to its cross street, enabling a safer left turn onto the street in question.

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Kohr's: A chain of frozen custard stands at boardwalks, especially in New Jersey. In 1919, Swiss immigrant brothers Archie, Elton and Lester Kohr tried to sell ice cream on the boardwalk at Coney Island in Brooklyn, but the salt air made it melt too fast. They added eggs to the recipe, making it "frozen custard." It lasted longer, and it took off.

Their Coney Island stand is long gone, but there are now 14 locations in New Jersey alone, including 5 in Ocean City, 5 in The Wildwoods, in Point Pleasant Beach, Beach Haven, Stone Harbor and Cape May. There are 5 in Delaware: 3 in Rehoboth Beach, and 1 each in nearby Bethany Beach and Fenwick Island. There are 3 in Maryland, all in their Ocean City. And there are 6 in Virginia, 4 in Virginia Beach, and 2 far inland in Charlottesville.
Kohr's stand, Boardwalk, Point Pleasant Beach

Lakehurst Naval Air Station: See "Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst."

Lakewood BlueClaws: A minor-league baseball team that plays at FirstEnergy Park, at the southwest corner of Cedar Bridge Road and New Hampshire Avenue in Lakewood, Ocean County. They play in the Class A South Atlantic League (a.k.a. the SAL or "Sally League"), and are a farm team of the Philadelphia Phillies, 71 miles to the southwest. Midtown Manhattan is almost the same distance, 69 miles to the northeast.
Beginning play in 2001, after having previously played in Fayetteville, North Carolina, they've won Pennants in 2006, 2009 and 2010. They've also won Division titles in 2016 and 2018. Because Lakewood and surrounding towns such as Brick, Toms River, Jackson and Howell have retirement communities nearby, a BlueClaws crowd skews older than New Jersey's other minor-league teams. You also find a lot more people singing the National Anthem. (Ironically, since some of them are elderly and in wheelchairs, you find fewer people standing for it.)

Parkway Exit 89.

LBI: See "Long Beach Island."

Ledger: Short for The Star-Ledger, the Statewide daily newspaper, published in Newark. But almost everybody calls it "The Ledger" for short. Like The Times of Trenton, the Jersey Journal of Jersey City, and the Staten Island Advance, it is owned by Advance Publications.
Liberty Science Center: See "Liberty State Park."

Liberty State Park: A park on New York Bay in Jersey City, which opened in 1976 in honor of America's Bicentennial. It stands behind the Statue of Liberty, which, while closer to New Jersey land than to New York land, and with her back turned toward New Jersey is, by law (fairly or otherwise), within the jurisdiction of the State of New York.

The park includes Liberty Walkway, which includes a bridge to Ellis Island and an overlook for the Statue. It also includes the Central Railroad of New Jersey Terminal, which includes ferries to the Statue and Ellis Island; the Liberty Science Center, a science museum with an IMAX Dome theater;  and memorials to immigration, the 1916 Black Tom munitions depot explosion on the site, the Holocaust, and the 9/11 attacks.
Turnpike Exit 14B.

Lincoln Tunnel: See "New York, Crossings Into."

Linden: A City in Union County, home to 40,000 people, known for its Polish immigrant community and the Bayway Refinery, owned by the Phillips 66 energy company and operated by them since 1909. It looms over the Turnpike, and when people talk trash about New Jersey, the refinery is one of the things they think of.

Turnpike Exit 13, or Parkway Exit 136.

Long Beach Island: A sandbar in Ocean County, 18 miles long and half a mile wide. From north to south, the municipalities are Barnegat Light (home to the eponymous lighthouse), Long Beach (including the communities of High Bar Harbor and Loveladies), Harvey Cedars, more of Long Beach (known as North Beach), Surf City, Ship Bottom, more of Long Beach (including North Beach Haven), Beach Haven, and one more piece of Long Beach (Holgate).
You won't find Bennys or Guidos (see their entries) on LBI: You gotta be worth a few bucks to have property here. The permanent population is only about 20,000. It is easily susceptible to storms, having sustained damage in them in 1920, 1923, 1935, the Ash Wednesday Storm of 1962, and Hurricane Sandy in 2012.

The island is accessible from the mainland, over Manahawkin Bay, via Parkway Exit 63 to New Jersey Route 72. The Manahawkin Bay Bridge opened in 1957, and was renamed the Dorland J. Henderson Memorial Bridge in 2000. It has florescent lights, known as the String of Pearls. A new span opened in 2016, and the original span was replaced and opened for westbound traffic earlier this year, while the 2016 span serves eastbound traffic.
There is no New Jersey Transit service there, bus or rail. The 1935 storm wiped out the only railroad bridge, and it has never been replaced.

Long Island: Suburban area east of New York City, as New Jersey is to the west. As a cultural feature, Long Island includes only Nassau and Suffolk Counties. As a geographic feature, it also includes the New York City Boroughs of Brooklyn and Queens.

New Jersey and Long Island have many things in common. Some nice suburbs, but also some boring, nondescript commuter havens, and some nasty urban areas. Beaches and tourist-trap towns, but also nasty traffic to get there. Historic sites and malls. And a blue-collar rocker born in 1949: For us, Bruce Springsteen; for them, Billy Joel.

And a hockey team whose glories are fading further and further into memory: For us, the New Jersey Devils; for them, the New York Islanders. Still, both of us know that the Rangers suck.

Lucy the Elephant: A 65-foot-tall wooden structure designed to resemble an Indian elephant, in Margate, Atlantic County, south of Atlantic City. Built in 1881 as "Elephant Bazaar," it was nicknamed "Lucy" in 1902, even though it has tusks and female elephants do not. It had a restaurant, and the carriage on top allowed for views of Atlantic City and the Atlantic Ocean.
In 1970, it was moved 100 yards and got a badly-needed renovation. It was struck by lightning in 2006, and battered by Hurricane Sandy in 2012, but survived both. Parkway Exit 37.

Lumberville-Raven Rock Bridge: "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Main Line: Not to be confused with communities in the western suburbs of Philadelphia, although also linked by a railroad, this is a line of New Jersey Transit commuter rail, using tracks and stations formerly part of the Delaware, Lackawanna & Western Railroad and its successor, the Erie-Lackawanna Railway.

It starts in Hudson County, at the Hoboken Terminal, and also serves Secaucus Junction. It crosses into Bergen County and uses the Kingsland and Lyndhurst stations in Lyndhurst. It then crosses into Passaic County, and has stations at Delawanna in Clifton, Passaic, Clifton, Paterson and River Street in Paterson, and Hawthorne.

It then crosses back into Bergen County, and serves Glen Rock, Ridgewood, Ho-Ho-Kus, Waldwick, Allendale, Ramsey, Ramsey Route 17, and Mahway, before crossing into Rockland County, New York and terminating at Suffern.

Mall: The substitute for a downtown shopping district in some suburban New Jersey towns, including the town where I grew up, East Brunswick, which has the Brunswick Square Mall. If you live in a town with one, you say, "I'm going to the mall." If you live in a town without one, you say, "I'm going to (name of town with mall)" -- never the mall's actual name.

McGuire Air Force Base: See "Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst."

Meadowlands, The: The large ecosystem of wetlands (previously known as "swamps") in Bergen and Hudson Counties, between the Passaic and Hackensack Rivers. Since 1976, the Borough of East Rutherford has been home to the Meadowlands Sports Complex, where the Turnpike and New Jersey Routes 3 and 120 come together. The Complex began with the Meadowlands Racetrack, which hosts thoroughbred horse racing during the Summer, and harness horse racing the rest of the year.
In 1976, Giants Stadium opened. It was home to the NFL's New York Giants from 1976 to 2009, the NFL's New York Jets from 1984 to 2009, the United States Football League's New Jersey Generals from 1983 to 1985, and select football games of Rutgers University from 1976 until 1995.
In soccer, it hosted the North American Soccer League's New York Cosmos from 1977 to 1984, Major League Soccer's New York/New Jersey MetroStars from 1996 to 2009 (the name was changed to the New York Red Bulls in 2006), a few U.S. national team games, and 7 games of the 1994 World Cup, including a Semifinal.

In 1981, an arena opened at the complex, known as the Brendan Byrne Arena until 1996, the Continental Airlines Arena until 2007, and the Izod Center ever since. It was home to the NBA's New Jersey Nets from 1981 to 2010, the NHL's New Jersey Devils from 1982 to 2007, and select basketball games of Seton Hall University from 1981 to 2007. It hosted the NCAA basketball Final Four in 1996.
In 2010, Giants Stadium was replaced with MetLife Stadium, built next-door. Ever since, it has been home to the Giants and the Jets, 1 Rutgers football game, and a few U.S. soccer games. It hosted Super Bowl XLVIII, won by the Seattle Seahawks over the Denver Broncos on February 2, 2014; and will almost certainly host some games of the 2026 World Cup, possibly including the Final. Turnpike Exit 16W, or Parkway Exit 153.
Meadowlands Rail Line: New Jersey Transit's newest line, it begins at Hoboken Terminal, goes to Secaucus Junction, where people can transfer after coming in from New York's Penn Station and Newark's Penn station, and then goes right to a station outside MetLife Stadium.

The biggest problem with the Sports Complex is that it was built only with cars in mind. The parking lot is huge, but badly-run, so that the Turnpike, Route 3 and the access roads get turned into virtual parking lots. Finally, on July 26, 2009, prior to the last season of Giants Stadium, and also the last season of the Nets at the Arena, the line opened.

And still, it doesn't work well. I was at the U.S.-Argentina soccer game on March 26, 2011, and while getting in was no problem, getting back was, especially trying to transfer back to the Northeast Corridor at Secaucus. Supposedly, the Line can handle 8,000 people per hour, but the stadium holds 82,000 people. Delays both inbound and outbound hurt spectators going to Super Bowl XLVIII. Just this past Spring, delays ruined things for fans of WrestleMania 35 and a concert by Korean vocal group BTS.

Menlo: Short for "Menlo Park Mall," this shopping center was built in Edison, Middlesex County, in 1959, as "Menlo Park Shopping Center." In 1967, it was fully enclosed, and renamed "Menlo Park Mall." The adjacent Menlo Park Twin Cinema was where I saw Star Wars in 1977.

In 1990-91, it was torn down and completely rebuilt, including a multiplex movie theater, a food court, and upscale stores. Turnpike Exit 10, or Parkway Exit 127.

Milford-Montague Toll Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Monmouth Mall: See "Eatontown."

Montclair-Boonton Line: A New Jersey Transit rail line on former Delaware, Lackawanna & Western tracks, later Erie-Lackawanna tracks. It is one of the "Morris & Essex Lines."

It starts at Hoboken Terminal, and picks up transfers at Secaucus Junction. In Essex County, it stops at Broad Street in Newark, Watsessing Avenue and Bloomfield in Bloomfield, and Glen Ridge. In Montclair, Essex County, alone, it stops at Bay Street, Walnut Street, Watchung Avenue, Upper Montclair, Mountain Avenue and Montclair Heights.

In Passaic County, it stops at Montclair State University at Little Falls, Little Falls, Wayne-Route 23 and Mountain View-Wayne in Wayne, Lincoln Park, and Towaco in Montville. In Morris County, it stops at Boonton, Mountain Lakes, Denville, Dover, Mount Arlington, Lake Hopatcong in Roxbury, Netcong and Mount Olive; and terminates at Hackettstown in Warren County.

There has been talk of re-establishing the Erie-Lackawanna's Sussex Branch, dormant since 1966; and restoring the Lackawanna Cut-Off, which might restore service to Blairstown and the Delaware Water Gap, and to the Pennsylvania cities of Stroudsburg, Pocono Mountain and Scranton, service last used in 1979. So far, nothing has come of either.

Some of its trackage is shared by the...

Morristown Line: A New Jersey Transit rail line on former Delaware, Lackawanna & Western tracks, later Erie-Lackawanna tracks. It is one of the "Morris & Essex Lines."

It starts at Hoboken Terminal, and picks up transfers at Secaucus Junction. In Essex County, it stops at Broad Street in Newark, East Orange and Brick Church in East Orange, Orange and Highland Avenue in Orange, Mountain Station and South Orange in South Orange, Maplewood, Millburn and Short Hills.

In Union County, it has 1 stop, Summit. In Morris County, it stops at Chatham, Madison, Convent Station in Morris Township, Morristown, Morris Plains, Mount Tabor and Denville in Denville, Dover, Mount Arlington, Lake Hopatcong in Roxbury, Netcong and Mount Olive; and terminates at Hackettstown in Warren County.

Morven: See "Drumthwacket."

MVS: Motor Vehicle Services. Some people call it just "Motor Vehicles." Some still incorrectly use the old name, "The Division of Motor Vehicles," or the old initials, "The DMV." This is not to be confused with the Delmarva Peninsula: The State of Delaware, the Eastern Shore of Maryland, and Cape Charles in Virginia.

Newark: The State's largest city, on the Passaic River, settled by English Puritans in 1666, incorporated as a township in 1693, and re-incorporated as a city in 1836. It was named for Newark-on-Trent in Nottinghamshire, England. It is the seat of Essex County, the home of the State's largest airport, the home of the NHL's New Jersey Devils, and the site of the New Jersey Institute of Technology (NJIT), Essex County College, and the law schools of both Rutgers and Seton Hall universities.
Its population peaked at around 475,000 in 1950, but "white flight," which really picked up after the Central Ward riot of 1967, dropped it to about 265,000 by 1990. Hispanic and Portuguese immigrants have brought it back up to about 282,000.

It is known as "Brick City" for the many brick-built housing projects. This led to a joke: "If ugliness were bricks, yo mama would be Newark!" Not to be confused with Brick Township, in Ocean County, named for its founder, Joseph Brick, and often incorrectly called "Brick Town" or "Bricktown."

Newark Airport: Officially, "Newark Metropolitan Airport" from 1928 to 1973, and "Newark International Airport" from 1973 to 2001, it was renamed "Newark Liberty International Airport" after the 9/11 attacks. Like New York City's John F. Kennedy and LaGuardia International Airports, it is run by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey

In the 1950s, it advertised itself as "The Airport of the 1970s." In the 2010s, it could still advertise itself as such, not that it would want to.
On May 2, 1978, Match Game aired an episode with this clue: "When the airline pilot died, he ended up in Heaven, but his luggage ended up in (blank)." The contestant, and panelists Brett Somers, Charles Nelson Reilly, Arlene Francis and Richard Dawson all said "Hell" or some variation thereof. Panelist Patti Deutsch said, "Newark." I can only surmise that she'd been to Newark Airport often enough to make that answer make sense.

Newark Bears: See "Trenton Thunder."

Newark Eagles: See "Trenton Thunder."

Newark Light Rail: Formerly the Newark City Subway, and listed as NJT's Number 7 "bus," this line began in 1935 along the bed of the former Morris Canal. Regardless of how far the system is ridden, a one-zone fare of $1.60 is applied.

It starts underground at Newark's Penn Station (the station's tile signs read "PENNSYLVANIA," and continues underground to Military Park (formerly Broad Street, and the "BROAD" signs can still be seen), Washington Street and Warren Street.
One of the old streetcars, at Newark Penn Station

It emerges into an open-cut system, stopping at Norfolk Street in the Central Ward, then comes to a street-level station at Orange Street, under Interstate 280. It then returns to open-cut, and hugs Branch Brook Park, stopping at Park Avenue, Bloomfield Avenue, Davenport Avenue, Heller Parkway and Branch Brook Park (formerly Franklin Avenue). In 2002, the Bloomfield Extension opened, with stops at Franklin Avenue, Silver Lake in Belleville and Grove Street in Bloomfield.

In 2001, the old streetcars, bought from Minneapolis in 1953, were replaced with the current version. In 2006, the Broad Street Extension opened, all within the City of Newark. Stations are Newark Penn Station, NJPAC/Center Street, Washington Park, Atlantic Street, Riverfront Stadium (although the stadium has now been demolished) and Newark Broad Street (linking with the Morris & Essex Lines).
At Broad Street Station

Newark Style Hot Dog: See "Italian Hot Dog."

New Brunswick: A City of 56,000 people that serves as the seat of the following: Middlesex County, Rutgers University, and the Johnson & Johnson medical supply and pharmaceutical corporation. Through their partnerships, RU and J&J fund Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital (now merged with St. Barnabas Hospital in Livingston to form "RWJ-Barnabas"), the University of Medicine & Dentistry of New Jersey (UMDNJ), and the New Jersey Cancer Center.
New Brunswick is known as the Hub City, not because of the railroads that came together there, but because it was a "hub" of the Underground Railroad in the years before slavery was abolished. It became a haven for poor people, including black people thereafter, Hungarians in the early 20th Century, and Mexicans and Latin Americans in the late 20th Century and continuing as such today. The Hungarian community has been pretty much replaced by the Hispanic one -- with some irony, centered on a street named French Street.

Since 1975, the New Brunswick Development Corporation, or DEVCO, has collaborated with RU and J&J to remake an old city into a new one, tearing down much of the old construction and replacing it with office buildings and housing, for Rutgers students and commuters to New York alike. Turnpike Exit 9.

New Hope-Lambertville Bridge and New Hope-Lambertville Toll Bridge: "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

New Jersey 101.5: Pronounced "One-oh-one-point-five," this radio station, at 101.5 on the FM dial, is based in Ewing, adjacent to the State capital of Trenton. On March 1, 1990, the station adopted the call letters WKXW, and switched to talk radio in middays, and oldies on the weekend. They branded themselves as "Not New York! Not Philadelphia! Proud to be New Jersey! New Jersey 101.5!"
That switch came 4 months after Democratic Congressman Jim Florio was elected Governor in one of the biggest landslides in the office's history. Governor Florio soon announced that, after 8 years of Republican tax cuts, he was raising taxes.

This resulted in morning hosts John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou, "The John and Ken Show," starting the State's "tax revolt," getting a bunch of whiny rich people to complain about having to pay for inner-city schools. Bumper stickers reading "DUMP FLORIO" and "FLORIO-FREE IN '93" began appearing all over the State, including in parts of the State far enough away that 101.5's signal didn't reach them.

Result? The Republicans won both houses of the State legislature in 1991, and Florio lost a close election in 1993, to Somerset County Freeholder Christine Todd Whitman, who ran on a promise to cut taxes 25 percent. She kept that promise, plunging the State into a budget crisis that proved just how stupid the tax revolt really was, and rendering 101.5 a joke. The revolt made it a phenomenon, but the reality of getting what they wanted made it an afterthought that no one takes seriously anymore, (John and Ken are still active, currently at KFI in Los Angeles.)

New Jersey Cardinals: See "Trenton Thunder."

New Jersey Devils: A team in the National Hockey League, playing their home games at the Prudential Center in downtown Newark. They are the only major league sports team with "New Jersey" in its name. The NFL's Giants and Jets, and MLS' Red Bulls, all play home games in New Jersey, but use "New York" as their geographic identifier. The Brooklyn Nets were the New Jersey Nets from 1977 to 2012, when they moved to Brooklyn.
Scott Stevens, raising the 1995 Stanley Cup
at the Meadowlands arena

The team began in 1974, as the Kansas City Scouts, but failed on the Plains. In 1976, they moved to Denver and became the Colorado Rockies (there is now a baseball team with that name), but failed in the Rocky Mountains, too. In 1982, they moved to the Brendan Byrne Arena at the Meadowlands, and became the New Jersey Devils.

The team struggled badly the first few years, making the Playoffs for the 1st time in 1988, getting within 1 game of the Stanley Cup Finals, defeating the aging dynasty of the New York Islanders along the way. In 1992, they switched from their red and green uniforms to a more striking red and black, and, led by defenseman and Captain Scott Stevens and young goaltender Martin Brodeur, began a run of success.

Again in 1994, they came within 1 game of the Stanley Cup Finals, losing to their arch-rivals, the New York Rangers. (See "Rangers Suck.") In 1995, they won their 1st Stanley Cup, beating the nearby Philadelphia Flyers to get into the Finals, and then sweeping the Detroit Red Wings. They won Division titles in 1997, 1998 and 1999, then won another Cup in 2000, again beating the Flyers in the Eastern Conference Finals and the Dallas Stars in the Cup Finals.

They reached the Cup Finals again in 2001, but blew a 3-2 lead and lost in Game 7 to the Colorado Avalanche. They won another Cup in 2003, defeating the Anaheim Ducks in the Finals. But a concussion ended Stevens' career the following season, and they've never been the same.

They moved into the Prudential Center in Newark (see its entry) in 2007, and beat the Rangers to reach the 2012 Stanley Cup Finals, where they lost to the Los Angeles Kings. Since then, however, they've made the Playoffs only once. Turnpike Exit 14, or Parkway Exit 142.

New Jersey Jackals: See "Trenton Thunder."

New Jersey Performing Arts Center: A theater built at the northern edge of downtown Newark in 1997, on the former site of the Military Park Hotel. NJPAC (pronounced "En jay pack") is New Jersey's "Lincoln Center." Turnpike Exit 14, or Parkway Exit 142.
New Jersey Transit: Founded in 1979, this State-owned company is the largest Statewide public transit system, and the 3rd-largest provider of public transit by ridership in America. Although it is much-laughed-at, and much-sworn-at, it is still one of the most extensive public transit systems.
The rail service, which began in 1983, is often problematic, especially when trying to get out of New York's Penn Station in the evening rush hour. But it's a lot better than the buses. You know you've tried to ride a NJT bus if you've called a cab because the bus is half an hour late, and you know the cab will still get there before the next bus is due -- and that's if the next bus is on time, which it won't be.
New Jersey Turnpike: See "Turnpike."

New York Black Yankees: Yes, a team with this name did play in the Negro Leagues, including from 1933 to 1945 at Hinchliffe Stadium in Paterson, New Jersey. The team folded in 1948. The 10,000-seat horseshoe, designed for Paterson's Eastside and Central (now John F. Kennedy) High Schools to play football, had a very short right field fence.

It would eventually fall into disrepair, due to the Paterson school district being perpetually broke. As one of the few remaining stadiums to host Negro League games, efforts are made to preserve it.

New York, Crossings Into: See separate entry.

New York Giants: See "Meadowlands."

New York Jets: See "Meadowlands."

Nicholson, Jack: Born John Joseph Nicholson on April 22, 1937 in Neptune, Monmouth County, Jack grew up in nearby Manasquan. He became known for playing "anti-heroes" like Jake Gittes in
Chinatown and Randle McMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; and homicidal maniacs like Jack Torrance in The Shining and Charley Partanna in Prizzi's Honor, making him a natural to be chosen as the Joker in the 1989 version of Batman -- where he got top billing, over Michael Keaton, who was only playing the titular hero.
"All work and no play make Jack a dull boy."
Jack doesn't like being a dull boy.

He's won the Academy Award for Best Actor twice, for Cuckoo's Nest and As Good As It Gets. His 12 nominations for the award is a record, and no Oscar ceremony is complete without a shot of him wearing a tuxedo, sunglasses (indoors), and that Joker grin.

In the 1992 film A Few Good Men, he played the villain opposite fellow New Jerseyan Tom Cruise. Which one is the Garden State's best actor? It's Jack: Tom, you can't handle the truth!

Northeast Corridor Line: The most important commuter rail line of New Jersey Transit, and also the most important line of Amtrak, running from Boston to Washington. This was formerly the Pennsylvania Railroad, and its logos can still be seen at Penn Station in Newark, carved into the concrete above the front entrance, and embossed on the benches in the main waiting room.

Amtrak delays sometimes hold NJT trains up, especially at Penn Station in New York. New Jersey-bound commuters are not happy about this.

The line begins at Pennsylvania (Penn) Station in New York, where transfers can be made to the Long Island Rail Road and the New York Subway. In Hudson County, it stops at Secaucus Junction, where transfers can be made to Hoboken Terminal and the "Morris & Essex Lines." It moves into Essex County, to the Newark version of Penn Station. Here, transfers can be made to the Raritan Valley Line. It then stops at Newark Airport.

In Union County, it stops at North Elizabeth and Elizabeth in Elizabeth, Linden, and Rahway. Until this point, it runs concurrently with the North Jersey Coast Line. Here is where they separate. In Middlesex County, it stops at Metropark, in the Iselin section of Woodbridge, right by the Township line with Edison; Metuchen; Edison; and New Brunswick and Jersey Avenue in New Brunswick. A station for North Brunswick has been approved, but construction has not yet started, and it probably won't be open until 2022 at the earliest.

In Mercer County, it stops at Princeton Junction in West Windsor, with a transfer to the Princeton Shuttle (a.k.a. "The Dinky") to Princeton; Hamilton; and the Trenton Transit Center, with transfers available to the River Line and SEPTA. Newark Penn, Newark Airport, Metropark, Princeton Junction and Trenton are also Amtrak stops. New Brunswick used to be.

Northampton Street Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

North Jersey: In terms of geography, the Counties of Sussex, Passaic, Bergen, Warren, Morris, Union, Essex and Hudson. In terms of population, Interstate 78 is a convenient divider, although that places parts of Hudson, Essex, Union and Warren in Central Jersey; and parts of Hunterdon and Somerset in North Jersey.

Other convenient, but hardly definitive, determinants are Area Codes and ZIP Codes. If your Area Code is 201 (which once covered the entire State), 551, 862, 908 or 973, and your ZIP Code begins with 07, chances are, you live in North Jersey.

People here root for the New York Tri-State Area sports teams: The Yankees more so than the Mets, the Giants more so than the Jets, the Devils more so than the Rangers, and the Red Bulls more so than New York City FC, in each case by about a 2-1 margin. In spite of the Nets' New Jersey tenure (1977-2012), the Knicks are overwhelmingly more popular, and Islanders fandom has faded tremendously since they stopped winning Stanley Cups in the mid-1980s. And, if you have to fly, chances are, you do so out of Newark Liberty International Airport.

North Jersey Coast Line: A New Jersey Transit commuter rail line, on track formerly used by the New York & Long Branch Railroad and the Central Railroad of New Jersey. Like the Northeast Corridor Line, it begins at Penn Station in New York, and stops in Hudson County at Secaucus Junction; in Essex County at the Newark version of Penn Station and Newark Airport; and in Union County at North Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Linden, and Rahway, where it separates from the NECL.

In Middlesex County, it stops at Avenel and Woodbridge in Woodbridge, and Perth Amboy, before crossing the Raritan River, and then in South Amboy. A station has been proposed for Laurence Harbor in Old Bridge, but has never gotten past the talking stage.

In Monmouth County, it stops at Aberdeen-Matawan in Aberdeen, Hazlet, Middletown, Red Bank and Little Silver, with limited service to Monmouth Park, the horse racing track in Oceanport, before continuing to Long Branch. On some weekday commuter runs, it continues on; but on others, and on weekends, passengers wishing to go further south (or north, as the case may be) must change trains there.

The line then goes to the Elberon station in Long Branch, Allenhurst, the Asbury Park Transportation Center, Bradley Beach, Belmar, Spring Lake and Manasquan. Finally, it crosses the Manasquan River into Ocean County, where it stops at Bay Head. There, a loop brings it back around, and starts the line at Bay Head and brings it back up.

As far as I can tell, this was always the line's southern limit, even in the NY & LB days. It never continued south, down the sandbar to Seaside Heights and environs.

Ocean City: Boardwalk town in Cape May County, on an island, connected to the mainland by New Jersey Route 52 (the Stainton Memorial Causeway) and Roosevelt Boulevard. A "dry" town, so not only can't you buy an alcoholic beverage there, you can't even be in possession of one.

This keeps the noise and crime levels down -- and makes it very different from Ocean City, Maryland. (OCNJ has nearly twice as many permanent residents, 12,000 to 7,000, but has only 1/3rd as many visitors on Summer weekends, 120,000 to 320,000.) Parkway Exits 25, 29 and 30.

Outerbridge Crossing: See "New York, Crossings Into."

Volume 4 follows.

New Jersey Glossary: Volume 4, P to S

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Palisades: A line of steep cliffs along the west side of the Hudson River, running from Nyack, Rockland County, New York to Jersey City. They have given their name to the Borough of Palisades Park, the amusement park that once stood there, Palisades Interstate Park, and the Palisades Interstate Parkway.
Palisades Amusement Park: An amusement park that operated from 1898 to 1971. Although it was often called "Palisades Park" for short, it was not in the nearby town of that name. Instead, it straddled the line between the Boroughs of Cliffside Park and Fort Lee.

The site was chosen because it was near a ferry that once operated out of West 130th Street in Manhattan. There is a ferry near the site now, running from Edgewater to West 42nd Street. The opening of the George Washington Bridge in 1931 made access from New York City easier.

In 1935, Irving and Jack Rosenthal bought the park, and began staging concerts there. first Big Bands, and then, in the late 1950s, rock and roll. Some of these concerts would be simulcast on New York radio station WABC, hosted by Bruce "Cousin Brucie" Morrow, wearing a leopard-skin tuxedo. In 1962, Freddy Cannon had a hit song set at the place, "Palisades Park."
A radio ads, written by Irving's wife, Gladys Shelley, told people, "Come on over!" They did, averaging 6 million strong every year. In 1969, they got 10 million visitors. But it became a victim of its own success: There was not enough parking, not enough restroom facilities, overworked rides led to accidents, and Cliffside Park and Fort Lee residents began to complain about the traffic, and the litter that visitors left behind.

To make matters worse, Irving and Gladys had no children. Nor did Jack, who died in 1967. With no heirs, and Irving being in his 70s, he was worn down by developers who wanted to built apartment towers with views of Manhattan. He finally caved in, and the Park closed on September 12, 1971. Irving died 2 years later. The Winston Towers, Carlyle Towers and Buckingham Towers condos were built on the site. Turnpike Exit 18E, or Parkway Exit 157.

Palisades Interstate Parkway: A 38-mile highway whose southern terminus is at the George Washington Bridge in Fort Lee, and runs along the Hudson River until it reaches the New York State Line, until it reaches the Bear Mountain Bridge in Bear Mountain, Orange County, New York.

The PIP, or "Palisades Parkway" (with "Interstate" dropped) opened in 1958, and is designated, but not signed, as New Jersey Route 445 and New York Route 987C.

Paramus: A Borough in Bergen County, home to 26,000 people, and home to shopping centers that generate over $6 billion in revenue every year, making 07652 the highest-generating ZIP Code in America.

New Jersey does not levy a sales tax on clothes or shoes, and the State sales tax is just 7 percent, compared to 8.875 percent in New York City. However, since the opening of Garden State Plaza in 1957, this has been offset by the County's "blue law," closing all stores on Sundays. Given the confluence of the Parkway (Exit 159) and New Jersey Routes 4 and 17, this makes Paramus a traffic nightmare at times, no more so than on the last Saturday before Christmas.

Garden State Plaza, the mall that most New Jerseyans and New Yorkers are talking about when they say, "Paramus," opened in 1957 at the intersection of Routes 4 and 17. The Bergen Mall opened the same year, further up Route 4. In 1963, Paramus Place opened across Route 4 from the Bergen Mall. Other shopping centers have opened since.
Parkway, The: Short for the Garden State Parkway, which runs along the Atlantic Coast before turning inland and going through urban and suburban areas of Central and North Jersey. The idea was to take traffic off U.S. Route 9, especially in Summer for trips down the Shore.
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Parkway exits are numbered by milepost, 0 (yes, Cape May is "Exit 0") to 172. Exits 0 through 91 are in South Jersey, 98 through 132 in North Jersey, and 135 through 172 are in North Jersey.

Pascack Valley Line: A commuter rail line of New Jersey Transit, on tracks formerly owned by the Delaware, Lackawanna & Western Railroad, which merged with the Erie Railroad to become the Erie-Lackawanna Railway.

It starts in Hudson County, at the Hoboken Terminal, and also serves Secaucus Junction. It crosses into Bergen County, and stops at Carlstadt, Wood-Ridge, Teterboro in Hasbrouck Heights, Essex Street and Anderson Street in Hackensack, New Bridge Landing and River Edge in River Edge, Oradell, Emerson, Westwood, Hillsdale, Woodcliff Lake, Park Ridge and Montvale.

It then crosses the State Line, and, with cooperation from Metro-North Commuter Railroad, stops at the Rockland County, New York stations of Pearl River in Orangetown, Nanuet in Clarkstown, and Spring Valley.

PATCO Speedline: A subway line run by the Port Authority Transit Corporation (PATCO), a subsidiary of the Delaware River Port Authority. It is South Jersey's and Philadelphia's version of North Jersey's and New York's PATH system, although it is considerably newer, opening in 1969.
It begins at a station just off Rittenhouse Square in Center City Philadelphia, at a station labeled 15-16th & Locust, and part of a Center City subway loop that was planned, but never finished. It moves east to 12-13th & Locust, where it links with the Philadelphia subway's Broad Street Line; then to 9-10th & Locust.

It then turns north to 8th & Market, where it links to the Philadelphia subway's Market-Frankford Line and its Broad Street Spur, and to SEPTA's Jefferson Station (formerly Market East Station). It then turns east again. The Franklin Square station, closed since 1979, is being rehabilitated, and is expected to open in late 2022.

It then emerges above ground, and goes over the Ben Franklin Bridge, into New Jersey, Camden County, and the City of Camden. In downtown Camden, it stops at City Hall, and then at Broadway, where it connects to the Walter Rand Transportation Center, the River Line, and buses all over South Jersey. It makes 1 more stop in Camden City, at Ferry Avenue.

It continues southeast into Camden County, to Collingswood, Westmont in Haddon Township, Haddonfield, Woodcrest in Cherry Hill, Ashland in Voorhees, and terminates at Lindenwold, where transfers can be made to New Jersey Transit's Atlantic City Line.

The fare depends on the distance. Within Philadelphia, or from Philadelphia to Broadway or City Hall in Camden (or vice versa), it's $1.40. Between any 2 stations in New Jersey, it's $1.60. To or from Philadelphia from Ferry Avenue is $2.25; Collingswood, Westmont and Haddonfield, $2.60; Woodcrest, Ashland and Lindenwold, $3.00

See also "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Paterson: The seat of Passaic County, with a population of about 150,000. Named for early Governor and Senator William Paterson, it became known as the Silk City for its textile mills, long since gone. The decline of industry plunged the already working-class city into poverty, and, like Trenton and Camden, it seems like the advances of American cities at the end of the 20th Century have passed it by.
PATH: A subway system run by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, short for Port Authority Trans-Hudson. It began operations on February 25, 1908 as the Hudson & Manhattan Railroad, a.k.a. the H&M or the Hudson Tubes. The stations were Hoboken in New Jersey; and, in Manhattan, Christopher Street, 9th Street, 14th Street and 19th Street. 23rd Street was added the following June 15.
In Jersey City, Hudson Terminal, Exchange Place (site of the Pennsylvania Railroad's pre-Penn Station ferry between Jersey City and Manhattan) and Pavonia/Newport (just "Newport" since 2011) opened. Grove Street in Jersey City, and 28th Street and 33rd Street in Manhattan, opened in 1910. Manhattan Transfer in Kearny and Park Place in Newark (on the current site of the New Jersey Performing Arts Center) were added in 1911.

Summit Avenue (renamed Journal Square in 1975) in Jersey City was added in 1922. With the building of Newark Penn Station, in 1937 the Manhattan Transfer and Park Place stations were eliminated, and the Harrison and Newark stations opened. 28th Street was closed in 1939, 19th Street in 1954, and Hudson Terminal in 1971 when World Trade Center station opened. WTC was closed for 2 years after the 9/11 attacks.

The Port Authority bought out the bankrupt H&M in 1962. They recently built a new Harrison Station, across Rodgers Boulevard from the old one, for easier use by sports fans going to Red Bull Arena; and are now working on an extension to Newark Airport. See also "State Line." See also "New York, Crossings Into."

Penn Central: See "Pennsylvania Railroad."

Penn State: Best known for its football program, the Pennsylvania State University, under longtime head coach Joe Paterno (1966-2011), poached many a New Jersey high school gridiron star, making it a natural arch-rival for Rutgers. But the rivalry has been incredibly one-sided: Rutgers won the 1st game between the teams, in 1918; and another game in 1988. That's it: Penn State leads the rivalry 27-2. (It has not been played every season.)

Penn State's successes, and Rutgers' failures, have meant that big chunks of Bergen, Passaic and Sussex Counties prefer Penn State to Rutgers. (Some parts of Bergen even have Notre Dame ahead.) The Southern half of the State, the part that tilts toward Philadelphia, and even towns near the Delaware River in the Counties of Warren, Hunterdon and Mercer, 200 miles from Beaver Stadium, also prefer Penn State. The bastards.

Penn Station: See "Pennsylvania Railroad."

Pennsyltucky: Pennsylvania outside Philadelphia. As political operative James Carville says, having observed the State when he got Bob Casey Sr. elected Governor in 1986, "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, with Alabama in between." He is right. It certainly explains their obsession with football.

The New Jersey Counties of Sussex, Warren and Hunterdon could be called "West Jersey," but often seem closer in feel and tone to adjoining Pennsylvania, especially the Lehigh Valley region that includes Easton, Bethlehem, Allentown, Scranton and Wilkes-Barre, than they do to New York and its North and Central Jersey suburbs. Especially since they seem to favor Penn State in college football over Rutgers. So they could be called "East Pennsyltucky."

In particular, the Warren County town of Phillipsburg, and its neighbor across the Delaware River, Easton, have been called "One city, divided by a river and a State Line." This could also be said of Lambertville, in Hunterdon County, and New Hope. Every year, on Thanksgiving Day, the football teams of Phillipsburg High School and Easton Area High School play each other at Lehigh University, one of the few Interstate high school rivalries in the country.
Pennsylvania, Crossings Into: The following are road crossings of the Delaware River from New Jersey into Pennsylvania, and vice versa, going from north to south:

* Milford-Montague Toll Bridge, which opened in 1953, and carries U.S. Route 206, between Montague, Sussex County, and Milford, Pike County. Toll: $1.00.

* Dingman's Ferry Bridge, 1900, County Route 560 (which becomes PA Route 739), between Sandyston, Sussex County and Delaware Township, Pike County. $1.00.

* Delaware Water Gap Toll Bridge, 1953, Interstate 80, between Hardwick, Warren County and Delaware Water Gap, Monroe County. $1.00.
* Portland-Columbia Pedestrian Bridge, 1958, pedestrian only, between Knowlton, Warren County and Upper Mount Bethel, Northampton County. No toll.

* Portland-Columbia Toll Bridge, 1953, U.S. Route 46 and N.J. Route 94, between Knowlton and Portland, Northampton County. $1.00.

* Riverton-Belvidere Bridge, 1904, County Route 620, between Belvidere, Warren County and Riverton, Northampton County. No toll.

* Easton-Phillipsburg Toll Bridge, 1938, U.S. Route 22, between Phillipsburg, Warren County and Easton, Northampton County. $1.00.
* Northampton Street Bridge, 1896, no highway, between Phillipsburg and Easton. No toll, and so, to distinguish it from the preceding, it is known as the Free Bridge.
* Interstate 78 Toll Bridge, 1989, Interstate 78, between Phillipsburg and Easton.
Not nearly as impressive as the preceding two

* Riegelsville Bridge, 1904, no highway, between Pohatcong, Warren County and Riegelsville, Bucks County. No toll.

* Upper Black Eddy-Milford Bridge, 1933, no highway, between Milford, Hunterdon County and Upper Black Eddy, Bucks County. No toll.

* Uhlerstown-Frenchtown Bridge, 1931, N.J. Route 12, between Frenchtown, Hunterdon County and Tinicum, Bucks County. No toll.

* Lumberville-Raven Rock Bridge, 1947, pedestrian only, between Delaware Township, Hunterdon County and Solebury, Bucks County. No toll. The New Jersey side of it is in Bull's Island Recreation Area. Hurricane Diane destroyed the nearby 1892-built Point Pleasant-Byram Bridge in 1955. (Pennsylvania's Point Pleasant is a part of Tinicum Township, as is the aforementioned Uhlerstown.)

* Centre Bridge-Stockton Bridge, 1927, County Route 523, between Stockton, Hunterdon County and Solebury, Bucks County. No toll. That part of Solebury is called Centre Bridge, hence the bridge's odd name.

* New Hope-Lambertville Toll Bridge, 1971, U.S. Route 202, between Delaware Township, Hunterdon County and Solebury, Bucks County. $1.00. To the north of the small towns for which it's named.

* New Hope-Lambertville Free Bridge, 1904, N.J./PA Route 179, between Lambertville, Hudson County and New Hope, Bucks County. No toll.
* Washington Crossing Bridge, 1955, no highway, between Hopewell, Mercer County and Upper Makefield, Bucks County. No toll. This is the 4th bridge on roughly the site where George Washington and his troops crossed the Delaware River on December 25, 1776.

* Scudder Falls Bridge, 2019, Interstate 295, between Ewing, Mercer County and Lower Makefield, Bucks County. This is the newest NJ/PA crossing. The previous bridge, built in 1961, was built to replace the Yardley-Wilburtha Bridge, which was destroyed by Hurricane Diane in 1955.
* Calhoun Street Bridge, 1884, no highway, between Trenton, Mercer County and Morrisville, Bucks County. No toll.

* Lower Trenton Bridge, 1928, U.S. Route 1 Business, between Trenton and Morrisville. No toll. Replaced an 1806 bridge. Also known as the Trenton Makes Bridge, because of the neon sign on each side, advertising the city's industry: TRENTON MAKES THE WORLD TAKES.
* Trenton-Morrisville Toll Bridge, 1952, U.S. Route 1, between Trenton and Morrisville. $1.00.
Alongside its railroad parallel

* Delaware River-Turnpike Toll Bridge, 1956, Interstate 95 (New Jersey Turnpike Pennsylvania Extension/Pennsylvania Turnpike), between Burlington, Burlington County and Bristol, Bucks County. $7.20.
* Burlington-Bristol Bridge, 1931, N.J./PA Route 413, between Burlington, Burlington County and Bristol, Bucks County. $4.00. Still an openable drawbridge.
* Tacony-Palmyra Bridge, 1929, N.J./PA Route 73, between Palmyra, Burlington County and Philadelphia. Philadelphia County (the City and the County are contiguous). $4.00.
* Betsy Ross Bridge, 1976, N.J. Route 90, between Pennsauken, Camden County and Philadelphia. $5.00.
* Benjamin Franklin Bridge, 1926, Interstate 676 and U.S. Route 30 (and the PATCO Speedline), between Camden, Camden County and Philadelphia. $5.00. Campbell's Field, the home of minor-league baseball's Camden Riversharks, stood beneath the Camden end from 2001 to 2019.
* Walt Whitman Bridge, 1957. Interstate 76, between Gloucester City, Camden County, and Philadelphia. $5.00. Near the South Philadelphia Sports Complex.
* Commodore Barry Bridge, 1974, U.S. Route 322 and County Route 536, between Logan Township, Gloucester County and Chester, Delaware County. $5.00. Named for John Barry, a hero of the War of the American Revolution, the home of Major League Soccer's Philadelphia Union, currently named Talen Energy Stadium, is next to the Pennsylvania side of this bridge.
See also "State Line."

Pennsylvania Railroad: Founded in Philadelphia in 1846, "the Pennsy" was once the most-used railroad in the U.S., running a north-south line from New York to Washington, and an east-west line from Philadelphia to Chicago known as the Broadway Limited.
This included several stations named "Pennsylvania Station," or "Penn Station" for short. In 1910, one opened in Manhattan, between 31st and 33rd Streets, and between 7th and 8th Avenues. It was hailed as the greatest train station ever built, and eliminated the need for trans-Hudson ferries.
Penn Station I, New York, 1910-1963

In 1935, another Pennsylvania Station opened in downtown Newark, replacing an earlier station on the site, just off Market Street. It remains New Jersey's largest transportation hub, sending Amtrak and commuter rail to New York City, the Raritan Valley, Central Jersey and the Jersey Shore; PATH trains to Harrison, Jersey City, Hoboken and Lower Manhattan; and buses all over North Jersey.
Penn Station, Newark, 1935

The growth of highways and the auto industry ruined passenger rail travel in America. In 1963, New York's Penn Station was a dirty relic, and hardly resembled the great temple of transit that people who hate its replacement want to think of it as. The upper structure was demolished, and service continued below ground until 1968, when the new Penn Station opened, with Madison Square Garden above.
Penn Station II, New York, 1968

By 1968, both the Pennsylvania and its great rival, the New York Central Railroad, were bankrupt. They merged, forming the Penn Central Transportation Company. It didn't work: They filed for bankruptcy in 1970, their regional service was taken over by the newly-formed Amtrak in 1971, and Conrail took over their local service in 1976. In 1983, New Jersey Transit took over.
Today, riders on New Jersey Transit, the Long Island Railroad and Amtrak may disagree on politics, sports and food choices, but most agree that they hate the new Penn Station, its cramping, its delays, and its overall ambience. They eagerly await another replacement. They may have to wait years more.

The Penn Central -- created by the merger of the Northeast's 3 biggest railroads, the Pennsylvania, the New York Central, and the New York, New Haven & Hartford -- couldn't pay for the repairs, and many lines still have not been replaced by their successors: New Jersey Transit, SEPTA and Metro-North.

Pineapple On Pizza: See "Pizza."

Pine Barrens: One of the last remaining undeveloped (or underdeveloped) regions of New Jersey. It includes portions of western and southern Ocean County, southern Burlington County, southern Gloucester County, eastern Cumberland County and northern Cape May County. Turnpike Exits 5 and 7, or Parkway Exits 37 through 89.
If you go there, expecting to find locations from The Sopranos episode "The Pine Barrens," don't bother: Those scenes were filmed at Harriman State Park in New York State.

Pineys: Natives of the Pine Barrens. Jersey's own rednecks. Not to be confused with "Piners," the sports teams of Lakewood High School, although Lakewood is at the northeastern edge of the Pine Barrens.

Pizza: Always tastes better Down the Shore. This is also true of Fries and Hot Dogs.
Manco & Manco, Boardwalk, Ocean City

In Trenton and environs, they tend to pay more attention to the sauce than the crust or the toppings, and thus locals tend to call it a "tomato pie." However, contrary to popular belief, "pizza" is not Italian for "pie." Rather, the word was originally "pitta," because the bread resembled a pita.

Never, ever ask for pineapple as a pizza topping. If you disagree, get DaFuque outta heah.

Pork Roll: A pork-based processed meat, invented in 1888 in Trenton by John Taylor, who ran the Taylor Provision Company. In 1906, the passage of the Pure Food & Drug Act set legal definitions of various meat products, and Taylor's product no longer fit the legal definition of "ham." Therefore, he changed it to "Taylor's Pork Roll." Taylor Provision is still in business, and still sells the product in supermarkets with that name.

A sandwich of pork roll, egg and cheese -- say it with me, in a Jersey accent, as one proper word: "Pawkrolleggncheese" -- especially on a Kaiser roll with ketchup, salt and pepper, is also known as the Jersey Breakfast and the Triple Bypass (which is the kind of heart surgery you might need if you eat it regularly). People in Central Jersey and South Jersey call it "pork roll," but people in North Jersey call it "Taylor ham."

People in Chicago don't debate the name of their pizza: It's "deep dish pizza." People in Detroit don't debate the name of their chili cheese dog: It's a "coney." People in Philadelphia debate who has the best cheesesteak sandwich, but they don't debate what's it called: It's a "cheesesteak." But in New Jersey, the debate of whether to call it "pork roll" or "Taylor ham" goes on.

Let's end the debate right now: The people who invented it and still produce more of it than anybody else call it "pork roll." Therefore, it's "pork roll."
Tolja. (See entry.)

Portland-Columbia Toll Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Port Jervis Line: See "Bergen County Line."

Princeton: A small municipality in Mercer County that includes Princeton University and the Governor's Mansion. Princeton is also the mailing address for many businesses along U.S. Route 1 in Mercer and southwestern Middlesex Counties. Do not be fooled by this: At no time does Route 1 go through the Borough of Princeton.
Palmer Square, Princeton

Nor does the Northeast Corridor rail line, but, at Princeton Junction station in West Windsor, you can transfer to the Princeton Branch, a 2-car train known as "The Dinky," which takes you to the southern edge of the Princeton University campus in 6 or 7 minutes. Turnpike Exit 8.

Prudential Center: An arena in Newark, home of the New Jersey Devils hockey team and Seton Hall University basketball since its opening in 2007. It was also home to the NBA's New Jersey Nets in their last 2 seasons before moving to Brooklyn, 2010 to 2012. Although it has fewer seats than the Meadowlands Arena, it is a huge improvement in just about every other way. It should not be confused with the nearby Prudential Building.
Because the symbol of Prudential Insurance, a stylization of the Rock of Gibraltar, the arena is known as The Rock. (Dwayne Johnson couldn't be reached for comment.) Turnpike Exit 14, or Parkway Exit 142.

PSE&G: Public Service Electric and Gas, New Jersey's largest electricity provider. It is now a subsidiary of Public Service Enterprise Group (or PSEG, no ampersand).

Sometimes known as just "Public Service," it was founded in 1928 as a subsidiary of the Public Service Corporation, which ran buses in North Jersey, with the slogan, "Skip the bother, skip the fuss, take the Public Service bus." New Jersey Transit was founded in 1979, and bought out the bus service, making Public Service just an energy company.

Pulaski Skyway: A ghastly iron causeway (most often painted black, hence my nickname for the thing, "the Black Beast") that connects Newark and Jersey City, over both the Passaic and Hackensack Rivers. Opening in 1932, then part of the Lincoln Highway system, it carries U.S. Routes 1 and 9.
It was named for Casimir Pulaski, the Polish count who came to America during the War of the American Revolution, and became known as the Father of the American Cavalry. He was killed in the Siege of Savannah in 1779.

The bridge is narrower than it should be, and thus its 4 lanes are narrower than they should be. It was long in bad shape, and underwent a major renovation from 2014 to 2018, which may have saved it for some time to come.

When the Turnpike was built in the 1950s, a bid decision had to be made. Building it under the Skyway would have left little room for ships to go through, but building it over the Skyway would have cost much more time and money. They decided to build under, and it doesn't seem to have hurt shipping. Turnpike Exit 15W, or Parkway Exit 14.

Pump Your Own Gas: Here in New Jersey, this phrase would make us use the tagline of Dr. Temperance Brennan on the TV show Bones: "I don't know what that means." New Jersey and Oregon are the only States in the Union where it is illegal to pump your own gasoline at a gas station. (We never call one a "filling station.") In the other 48 States, you pretty much have to.

Upon traveling to another State, New Jerseyans have been known to say, "Whattaya mean, I gotta pump my own gas? What kinda crazy place is this? You pump my gas, or else what am I payin' ya for?" Or, sometimes, just, "DeFuque?"

Rahway: A City in Union County, with approximately 27,000 people, not including the residents of East Jersey State Prison, formerly known as Rahway State Prison. The name was changed in 1988, because the people of Rahway were tired of being connected with the infamous domed correctional facility, especially since it isn't actually in Rahway, or even in Union County. It is in the adjoining Avenel section of Woodbridge, in Middlesex County.

Rahway is, however, where New Jersey Transit's Northeast Corridor Line and North Jersey Coast Line split, or merge if you're going toward New York, much as U.S. Routes 1 and 9 do in neighboring Woodbridge, as do the Turnpike and the Parkway.
Rahway Station

Rangers Suck: A chant heard multiple times a night at New Jersey Devils home games, borrowed from fans of the New York Islanders, who have hated the New York Rangers 10 years longer than we have (1972, as opposed to 1982).

Like Islander fans before us, Devils fans will start a whistle, and punctuate it with the entire crowd (except for those rooting for the visiting team -- and, depending on the team, sometimes even them, as the Rangers are not admired around the NHL) yelling, "Rangers suck!"

What we add to the old Islander chant is a reminder that "suck" used to mean not, "They are very bad," but, "They perform perverted sex acts": "Rangers suck! Flyers swallow!" A lot of people bring children to the games, and I don't want to have to be the one to explain that chant.

This chant will usually start from the East Stand Balcony, from Section 232, home of the 232 Crazies.

Raritan Valley Line: A New Jersey Transit commuter rail line that starts at Newark Penn Station, rather than at New York's station of the same name, on tracks formerly operated by the Central Railroad of New Jersey.

In Union County, it stops at Union (Township of Union), Roselle Park, Cranford, Garwood, Westfield, Fanwood (serving Scotch Plains), and Netherwood and Plainfield in Plainfield. In Middlesex County, it serves Dunellen and Middlesex (Borough of Middlesex).

In Somerset County, it stops at Bound Brook, Bridgewater (formerly Calco, and serving the Somerset Patriots' TD Bank Ballpark.), Somerville, Raritan, and North Branch in Branchburg. In Hunterdon County, it serves White House in Readington, Lebanon, Annandale in Clinton, and terminates in High Bridge.

It had continued on to Phillipsburg in Warren County until 1983. There has been talk of restoring service there, with intermediate stations at Glen Gardner, Hampton and Bloomsbury, and even across the Delaware River to Easton, Bethlehem or even Allentown, Pennsylvania. However, it has not yet gotten approved.

Riegelsville Bridge: "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Ripper: A deep-fried hot dog. Invented at Rutt's Hut in Clifton, Passaic County, which is still in business.
River Line: Light rail service along the Delaware River, connecting Trenton and Camden, which began operating in 2004. Even if riding its entire length, the fare is $1.60 as one zone. It starts at the Trenton Transit Center, with links to New Jersey Transit's and SEPTA's rail systems, and Amtrak. It heads south, and stops at Hamilton Avenue and Cass Street in Trenton, before crossing into Burlington County.

It then stops at Bordentown, Roebling and Florence in Florence, Burlington Towne Centre and Burlington South in Burlington, Beverly/Edgewater Park in Beverly, Delanco, Riverside, Cinnaminson, Riverton and Palmyra.

It then enters Camden County, where it stops in Pennsauken at Pennsauken-Route 73, Pennsauken Transit Center (where a transfer is available to NJT's Atlantic City Line) and 36th Street. It stops in Camden at the Walter Rand Transportation Center (where it links with PATCO and many South Jersey-based bus lines), Cooper Street-Rutgers University, Aquarium and Entertainment Center.
River Line train in Camden, in front of the Ben Franklin Bridge

Riverton-Belvidere Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Roth, Philip: Born Philip Milton Roth on March 19, 1933 in Newark, he wrote many stories set in his old neighborhood, Weequahic on the South Side of Newark, then a largely Jewish neighborhood. He became famous with his 1959 novel Goodbye, Columbus, which was made into a major film. So were his books Portnoy's Complaint and The Human Stain.
Roth died on May 22, 2018, having proved that a man can grow up both in Newark, and in the Jewish faith with all the guilt that this implies, and still manage to have enough of a libido (one might even say, enough of a dirty mind) to turn it into profitable work.

Rutgers: The State University of New Jersey. The school was originally named Queens College, and King George III of Great Britain gave the school its royal charter in 1766. Rutgers is a State school, and is one of a few that are nicknamed "Public Ives."
Old Queens, the administration building

Queens College was chartered by the Dutch Reformed Church. In 1825, the year Old Queens was completed, the school had run out of money and had to close. At the time, they thought it might be permanent. Enter Colonel Henry Rutgers, a high-ranking member of the Dutch Reformed Church in Manhattan. A graduate of Kings College (now Columbia University), Knowing of New Brunswick's role in slowing the British down, making the Continental Army's retreat, its regrouping in Pennsylvania, and its subsequent victories at Trenton and Princeton possible, he donated $5,000 (about $116,000 in today's money). In gratitude, the regents renamed the school Rutgers College.

Rutgers became New Jersey's only land-grant college under the Morrill Act of 1862, and, following the consolidation with Cook and Douglass, the State University in 1956. The University of Newark was incorporated into the RU system in 1945, and the College of South Jersey was added in 1950. These schools are now known as Rutgers University-Newark and Rutgers University-Camden, respectively. Rutgers-Newark and Rutgers-Camden have separate athletic programs, operating in NCAA Division III,.

Douglass College, founded in 1918 as the New Jersey College for Women, was added in 1955. Cook College has always been a part of the Queens/Rutgers system. The main part of the campus, along College Avenue in New Brunswick, is still officially "Rutgers College." The Livingston and Busch campuses were added in 1969. (By a macabre coincidence Douglass founder Mabel Smith Douglass and Henry Rutgers are buried in the same cemetery, Green-Wood in Brooklyn.)

No one has ever seriously suggested changing the name to "the University of New Jersey" or "New Jersey State University" or even "Jersey State." It might have been better if they had: What's a better chant? "UNJ! UNJ! UNJ!" or "R... U... R... U... "

The school's teams were originally known as the Scarlet for the color and the Queensmen in reference to the school's founding name. In 1925, the mascot was changed to the Chanticleer, a fighting rooster. But people objected, not because cockfighting is brutal, but because the teams were being called "chicken." In 1955, a student vote chose "Scarlet Knights."
The 1994 version of Rutgers Stadium, officially named SHI Stadium

Aside from being the host of "the first college football game" in 1869, RU is known for its scientific and medical breakthroughs, including the isolation of Streptomycin by Selman Waksman in 1943.

Sandy Hook: A land barrier extending from the Monmouth County Township of Middletown, part of Gateway National Recreation Area. Always a target for hurricanes, Hurricane Sandy apparently had no honor in the name, and did some damage to it. Parkway Exit 117.

Scudders Falls Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Scum, The: See "Penn State" and "Rangers Suck."

Seaside Heights: A Borough on the Ocean County sandbar that runs from Point Pleasant Beach down to Island Beach State Park. Although it has less than 3,000 year-round residents, it grows to about 20 times that during the Summer. The boardwalk that opened there in 1913 has made Seaside (the "Heights" is frequently dropped) the quintessential Jersey Shore town.
So much so that the MTV show Jersey Shore taped there, and was broadcast from 2009 to 2012. Most of the "stars" of the show were not from New Jersey, however. Most were from New York State, including the City, and were classic "Bennys" or "Guidos." Their antics were familiar to natives, who had seen their boardwalk, whose midway had a big video board like Times Square, and it often felt sleazy enough to be considered Times Square South.

There was a fire on June 9, 1955, destroying 85 buildings. Hurricane Sandy wrecked the boardwalk on October 29, 2012. On September 12, 2013, there was another fire, and it was stopped by pulling up the newly-laid replacement boardwalk. Jack & Bill's Bar and the Kohr's frozen custard stand were destroyed in both fires, and rebuilt each time.

Parkway Exit 82. Between Memorial Day Weekend and Labor Day Weekend, New Jersey Transit extends its Bus 67 to Seaside. The town is connected with the mainland over Barnegat Bay via New Jersey Route 37. The Thomas A. Mathis Bridge replaced a wooden bridge in 1950, and now carries eastbound traffic. Westbound traffic is carried by the J. Stanley Tunney Bridge, built in 1972.

Secaucus Junction: A train station that finally gave the New Jersey Transit lines that terminate at Penn Station in New York and those that terminate at Hoboken Terminal a better transfer point than taking a bus between Newark's Penn and Broad Street Stations. Named the Frank R. Lautenberg Rail Station at Secaucus Junction, after the U.S. Senator (who served from 1982 until his death in 2013) whose work got it built, opening in 2003.
Located in Secaucus, near Exit 16E on the Turnpike, a new exit was built for it, Exit 15X. Apartment towers have been built near it -- the idea of "If you lived here, you'd be home now," which is also on a sign at Linden Towers next to the Linden train station.

SEPTA: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Sewerville: Nickname of Sayreville. This is not just a joke about how much the place "stinks": The Middlesex County Sewerage Authority has its headquarters there.

The people there like to have it both ways. They want to be seen as a tough, ethnic (in their case, mostly Irish and Polish) blue-collar small town, like South River to the west and South Amboy to the east. But they also want to be seen as a growing, sprawling suburb, like East Brunswick to the west, Old Bridge to the south, and Edison and Woodbridge to the north.

The thing is, they like to look down their noses at all of these towns, and, as a result, everybody hates them. As someone who grew up in East Brunswick, if I put aside my bias against Old Bridge, which is totally a product of high school sports, I'd have to admit that even Old Bridge is preferable to "Sewerville." Parkway Exits 123, 124 and 125.

Shoobie: The South Jersey equivalent of North Jersey's "Benny," and equally disliked by locals in Shore towns. Supposedly, Philly day-trippers, seeking a Summer weekend break from their lives of working-class stress, would board the train and bring their lunch in a shoe box. Hence, "shoobie."

Shore: See "Down the Shore."

Shortie: Not a short person, a newcomer, or a girlfriend. Those would normally be spelled "Shorty." See "Wawa."

Silk City: See "Paterson."

Sinatra, Frank: Born Francis Albert Sinatra on December 12, 1915 in Hoboken, Hudson County, his music career took off in 1940, and he became one of the biggest music and movie stars ever. Due to the length and breadth of his career, lasting until his death on May 14, 1998, he was, beyond much doubt, the Entertainer of the Century.
He had a lot of nicknames, including Frankie Boy, King of the Bobby-Soxers, The Voice, and, as he got older, The Chairman of the Board and Ol' Blue Eyes. He certainly was no saint, but he was a huge star, and he was New Jersey's own.

Six Flags: See "Great Adventure."

Sloppy Joe: A ham, cheese and cole slaw sandwich, with Russian dressing, on rye bread. In pretty much every other State in the Union, a Sloppy Joe is loose ground beef and tomato sauce on a hamburger bun.
Smith, Kevin: Born Kevin Patrick Smith on August 2, 1970 in Red Bank, Monmouth County, he grew up in nearby Highlands. He hosts a podcast about comic books and their derivative media. He tends to smoke a lot of marijuana. I understand he also writes and directs movies.
At least he's a Devils fan.

Somerset Patriots: See "Trenton Thunder."

Sopranos, The: An unrealistic TV show about organized crime figures in North Jersey, running on HBO from 1999 to 2007. Why do I say it was unrealistic? Because any real Mob figure who had Tony Soprano's issues wouldn't have lasted long enough to get his own show.
South Jersey: In terms of geography, the Counties of Ocean, Burlington, Camden, Gloucester, Salem, Cumberland, Atlantic and Cape May. In terms of population, Interstate 195 is a convenient divider, although that places part of Ocean in Central Jersey; and parts of Mercer and Monmouth in South Jersey.

Other convenient, but hardly definitive, determinants are Area Codes and ZIP Codes. If your Area Code is 609, 640 or 856, chances are, you live in South Jersey, although 609 extends a little into Central Jersey. And if your ZIP Code starts with 08, you could live in South Jersey.

People here root for the Philadelphia sports teams: The Phillies, the Eagles, the 76ers, the Flyers and the Union. In college football, you tend to get as many Penn State fans as Rutgers fans. Unless they're Catholic, in which case they could be Notre Dame fans in football, and fans of St. Joseph's or Villanova from Philly's "Big 5" basketball teams. (Not nearly as many are fans of also-Catholic La Salle, or secular Temple, or Ivy League Penn.)

If you have to fly, chances are, you do so out of Philadelphia International Airport, unless you need an international flight, in which case you might use Newark. You also might be more likely to call a submarine sandwich a "hoagie," especially if you are a devotee of Wawa. (See entry.)

Spaghetti Junction: See "Woodbridge."

Springsteen, Bruce: Born Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen on September 23, 1949 in Long Branch, and raised across Monmouth County in Freehold Borough (which is surrounded by Freehold Township), he is the patron saint of New Jersey people who aren't rich assholes.
It should be noted that Bruce, a.k.a. The Boss, has been rich for quite some time, but the only people who think he's an asshole are Republicans.

Starbucks: A high-rent Wawa whose tables can be occupied by laptop-using coffee-slurpers for hours on end.

State Line: When traveling home from out of State, no matter how much further you still have to go, you always feel better when you get back into the State, whether it's coming out of the Lincoln Tunnel, coming over the Delaware Memorial Bridge, or any of the Pennsylvania crossings. Even if you live an hour away from said crossing, getting back into Jersey still makes you feel like, "I'm home."

Staten Island: Also known as Richmond County, with 475,000 people, this is the smallest Borough of New York City. Geographically, it looks like it could be "the 22nd County of New Jersey," and is accessible from New Jersey via the Bayonne Bridge, the Goethals Bridge, and the Outerbridge Crossing -- but not by any public transportation, rail or bus.

But New York can keep it. It is also, by far, the whitest Borough, and thus easily the most conservative. While Donald Trump lost to Hillary Clinton 88 percent to 9 in The Bronx, 86 to 9 in Manhattan, 79 to 17 in Brooklyn, and 75 to 22 in Queens where he grew up, he won Staten Island 56 to 41. For comparison's sake, he only topped that percentage in 4 of New Jersey's Counties: 64-31 in Ocean, 62-32 in Sussex, 59-34 in Warren and 57-37 in Cape May.

Staten Island also has a reputation as fertile territory for organized crime. Mobsters have been known to live there, and to dump bodies in the former Fresh Kills Landfill. The house that stood in for the Corleone mansion in the original Godfather film was on Staten Island. Although still standing, the current owner has been trying to sell it for years, but wants such a high price that even diehard fans of the film won't buy it. Turnpike Exit 13.

Statue of Liberty: See "Liberty State Park."

Sussex County Miners: See "Trenton Thunder."

Sussex Skyhawks: See "Trenton Thunder."

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Tacony-Palmyra Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Taylor Ham: See "Pork Roll," the correct name for the stuff.

Tolja: Contraction of "I told you so."

Traffic Circle: The bane of many a New Jersey driver's existence. In Britain, they're called "roundabouts." I am not bragging, but we invented the damn things: The 1st was the Airport Circle, where U.S. Routes 30 and 130 and New Jersey Route 38 came together in Pennsauken, Camden County, in 1927.

Many of these bastards, but by no means all of them, were eliminated in the 1980s, 1990s and 2000s, replaced by grade-separated interchanges. The Brunswick Circle in New Brunswick, Middlesex County, was never actually a traffic circle, but since Super Bowl XLII, I like to call it Patriot Circle, because the 2 highways that form it are Routes 18 and 1.

Tramcar: See "Wildwoods, The."

Trenton: The Capital of the State of New Jersey since 1790, where it had previously been Burlington. The State House, with its familiar gold dome, opened that same year. Trenton is also the seat of Mercer County. Its name has become synonymous with political corruption.
Downtown, Trenton, with the State House at left

Outside the government office area, it has grown increasingly poor, as, like Camden and Paterson, the advances of American cities since 1990 has seemed to have passed it by.

Trenton Makes, The World Takes: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Trenton-Morrisville Toll Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Trenton Thunder: The highest-ranking professional baseball team in New Jersey, they have played at Samuel J. Plumeri Field at Arm & Hammer Park (originally Mercer County Waterfront Park, and Plumeri was the team's 1st owner) since it opened in 1994, and in the Class AA Eastern League, 2 steps below the major leagues.
Ordinarily, I am against corporate names on sports venues. But if you're a baseball team and you gotta have one, what better than Arm (for good pitching) and Hammer (for hitting)?

They had previously played in London, Ontario. In the inaugural season of 1994, they were a farm team of the Detroit Tigers; from 1995 to 2002, of the Boston Red Sox; and since 2003, of the Yankees. They have won 12 Division titles: 1995, 1996, 1999, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2012, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019 (including the last 4 years). And they have won 4 EL Pennants: 2007, 2008, 2013 and 2019.

They are not the 1st professional baseball team to call Trenton home. The capital previously had a team known as the Senators (1936-41), the Packers (1942-44), the Spartans (1945) and the Giants (1946-50). In 1948 and 1949, they won Pennants as members of the Class B Interstate League, and a New York Giants farm team. Willie Mays played for them in 1950, but that was their last season.

It was also the last season for the original version of the Newark Bears (a former Yankee farm team), the Negro Leagues' Newark Eagles, and the Jersey City Giants (another New York Giant farm team). The growth of television killed a lot of minor league teams, and also hurt the Negro Leagues as much as the long-delayed fall of the color bar did.)

Between 1950 and 1994, the only minor-league baseball teams in New Jersey played at Roosevelt Stadium in Jersey City. But the 1994 season saw the establishment of the Thunder, and the New Jersey Cardinals of the Class A New York-Penn League, a St. Louis Cardinals farm team. They played at Skylands Stadium in Augusta, Sussex County, and won the Pennant that 1st season. They lasted until 2005, and were succeeded by the Sussex Skyhawks of the independent Can-Am League from 2006 to 2010, and the Sussex County Miners began play there in the independent Frontier League in 2015.

The success of the Thunder and the Cardinals led to a boom in minor-league ball in New Jersey. The 1998 season saw the beginnings of the independent Atlantic League, which had the new version of the Newark Bears, the Somerset Patriots (in Bridgewater, Somerset County), and the Atlantic City Surf.

That year also saw the Can-Am League welcome the New Jersey Jackals, on the campus of Montclair State University in Essex County (although Yogi Berra Stadium, and its accompanying museum, are on a part of the campus in Little Falls, Passaic County). And in 2001, the Atlantic League welcomed the Camden Riversharks, while the Philadelphia Phillies' team in the South Atlantic League became the Lakewood BlueClaws.

But boom turned to bust. The Sussex ballpark is already on its 3rd team. The Surf folded after the 2008 season, and their Surf Stadium now sits all but abandoned. The Bears folded after the 2013 season, the Riversharks after 2015 season. The former's Riverfront Stadium, across from Newark Broad Street Station, and the latter's Campbell's Field, under the Ben Franklin Bridge, were both demolished in 2019. Only the Thunder, the BlueClaws, the Patriots, the Miners and the Jackals remain.

Triple Bypass: See "Pork Roll."

Trump, Donald: See "Atlantic City."

Turnpike, The: The State's most important artery, its economic engine, the New Jersey Turnpike was the brainchild of Governor Alfred E. Driscoll -- as was the Garden State Parkway. The idea was to take traffic off U.S. Route 1. It worked, sort-of: Route 1 still gets a hell of a lot of traffic.
The road is usually just called "The Turnpike," but never "The Pike" as such roads in some other States are called (most notably, in Massachusetts, as "The Mass Pike"). It is operated by the New Jersey Turnpike Authority. Exits are numbered in sequence, 1 to 18. Exits 1 through 7 are in South Jersey, 7A through 12 in Central, and 13 through 18 (E and W) are in North Jersey. From Exit 8 to Exit 14, there are separate lanes for "CARS ONLY" and "CARS, TRUCKS AND BUSES."

There are 12 Rest Areas, each named for someone famous who lived nearby, including poet Walt Whitman, Presidents Woodrow Wilson and Grover Cleveland, inventor Thomas Edison, early American statesman Alexander Hamilton and football coach Vince Lombardi.

The first segment, from Exit 1 in Pennsville, Salem County, to Exit 5 in Westhampton, Burlington County, opened on November 5, 1951. It was extended to Exit 11 in Woodbridge, Middlesex County, on November 30; to Exit 15E in Newark, Essex County on December 20; and all the way up to Exit 18 in Ridgefield, Bergen County on January 15, 1952.

The Newark Bay Extension, connecting Exit 14 in Newark with the Holland Tunnel in Jersey City, Hudson County, opened on April 4, 1956. The Pearl Harbor Memorial Turnpike Extension, connecting the New Jersey and Pennsylvania Turnpikes, opened on May 25, 1956. The Western Spur, which accesses the Meadowlands Sports Complex, opened in 1970.

From 1958, the Turnpike was bannered as part of Interstate 95 from Exits 10 to 18. In 1995, I-95 was extended down to Exit 7A. In 2018, following construction in both New Jersey and Pennsylvania, I-95 as officially extended over the Pennsylvania Turnpike extension, joining the New Jersey Turnpike at Exit 6, finally providing uninterrupted service for that highway for 1,908 miles from Miami to Houlton, Maine.

Twin Span: Nickname for the Delaware Memorial Bridge, connecting New Castle, New Castle County, Delaware and Pennsville, Salem County, New Jersey. (See also "State Line.") It is operated by the Delaware River and Bay Authority, and the toll is $5.00.
Until 1926, the year what's now known as the Ben Franklin Bridge opened between Philadelphia and Camden, there was no way to get from Delaware's largest city, Wilmington in New Castle County, to New Jersey, except by train and then by the aforementioned Bridge.

A ferry was established as a stopgap measure. Some stopgap: After debating whether a bridge or a tunnel should be built, Congress approved construction of a bridge in 1946. It finally opened on August 16, 1951, bannered as U.S. Route 40 (which had been using the ferry). Soon, it became the southern end of the Turnpike, and in 1956 the Delaware Turnpike opened, connecting each State's most important highway.

The opening of the Turnpikes put too many cars on it, and a 2nd bridge was ordered. On September 12, 1968, what's now the westbound span (toward Delaware) was opened, with the original span carrying eastbound traffic (toward New Jersey). In addition to Route 40, the Twin Span now carried Interstate 295. Turnpike Exit 1. (The Parkway has an Exit 0, while the Turnpike doesn't; but the Turnpike has an Exit 1, and the Parkway doesn't.)

Two Guys: Founded by brothers Sidney and Herbert Hubschman in Harrison, Hudson County in 1946, "Two Guys From Harrison" was a discount appliance store, much like Crazy Eddie would later be, without the screaming TV pitchman.

The name was a compromise: The brothers had started by selling appliances in the RCA plant in Harrison, and a competitor said, "We can't compete with those two bastards from Harrison!" Since no newspaper would print advertising with the word "bastard" in it, the name became "Two Guys From Harrison," and it was shortened to "Two Guys" sometime between 1959 and 1967, by which point they had branched out into pretty much anything else a department store would sell.
By the 1970s, they had over 100 stores from Massachusetts to Virginia, and even in Illinois and California. The closing jingle of their commercials was, "We save money for you at Two Guys... naturally!" But they were already in trouble due to taking on a bad merger, and they went out of business in 1982.

Uhlerstown-Frenchtown Bridge:"Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

University of New Jersey at Durham, The: One of the more printable nicknames for Duke University in Durham, North Carolina, due to a large number of students from the New York Tri-State Area, including New Jersey. Known for its basketball success, and for the overweening arrogance this produces in its fans.

Jim Valvano, who played basketball at Rutgers before coaching North Carolina State University to the National Championship, said Duke fans didn't bother him because, "They're all from Jersey, like me." (Not quite: He was from Seaford, Long Island, New York.)

Founded in 1838 as Trinity College, it was renamed Duke University in 1924 following an endowment by tobacco and electricity magnate James Buchanan Duke. His daughter, Doris Duke, was a noted socialite and philanthropist in Hillsborough, Somerset County.

Upper Black Eddy-Milford Bridge:"Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Valli, Frankie: Born Francesco Stephen Castelluccio on May 3, 1934 (he often fudged it to May 3, 1937 to make himself seem younger) in Newark, he struggled for years, under various names for himself and his group, until hitting it big in the Summer of 1962, as The Four Seasons, taking the name from a bowling alley in Union Township, Union County that refused to hire them 2 years earlier.

From 1962 to 1967, the hits kept coming, and, outside of Motown Records, they were the biggest vocal group in America. And they were a real band, too: Bob Gaudio on keyboards, Tommy DeVito on lead guitar, and Nick Massi on bass guitar. Nick left in 1965, and was replaced by Joe Long. On occasion, they would be listed as "Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons," with Buddy Saltzman playing drums on most of their hits and on their live appearances.
The original Four Seasons lineup. Left to right: Tommy DeVito,
Frankie Valli, Bob Gaudio and Nick Massi

By 1968, times had changed, and an attempt at psychedelia fell flat. By 1975, Valli and Gaudio were the only original members left, but they made a comeback, showing that disco did not have to suck. In 1978, Valli had one last big hit, singing the theme from the film Grease, a period piece musical, whose original Broadway version did not have that theme.

Gaudio was born in 1942 in The Bronx, and grew up in Bergenfield, Bergen County. DeVito was born in 1928 in Belleville, Essex County, also the hometown of the top female vocalist from New Jersey, Connie Francis (born 1938). Long was born in 1941 in Elizabeth, Union County. All of these (including Frankie and Connie) are still alive. Massi was born in 1927 in Newark, and died in 2000. Saltzman was born in 1924, in Bridgeton, Cumberland County, South Jersey, and died in 2012.

As Billy Joel, whose 1983 hit "Uptown Girl" was an obvious homage to the Seasons, put it, "As far as I'm concerned, the Four Seasons kick ass all over the Beach Boys. When we were kids, did we sing, 'I wish they all could be California girls?' No, we sang, 'Walk like a man!'"

Vernon Valley Great Gorge: New Jersey's only major ski resort. It opened as Great Gorge in 1965. Vernon Valley was built adjacent in 1968, and in 1971 they were merged. It was bought by the Mountain Creek Company in 1998, at the same time as the adjacent Action Park.

Occasionally, New Jerseyans, like New Yorkers, would go to the Catskills, the "mountain" range in New York State, northwest of New York City. On other occasions, New Jerseyans, like New Yorkers and Philadelphians, would go to the Poconos, the "mountain" range in northeastern Pennsylvania, west of New York and north of Philly.

We used to watch New York (or Philly) TV, and see commercials for "The Nevele" (1903-2009, "eleven" spelled backwards, in Warwarsing, Ulster County, New York) and "Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge" (1941-2001, reborn in 2009 as Mount Airy Casino Resort, in Mount Pocono, Monroe County, Pennsylvania). But Vernon Valley Great Gorge was the only such place in New Jersey. (It was about as close to those resorts -- 47 miles from The Nevele and 64 miles from Mount Airy -- as it was to New York City and most of New Jersey's people.)

A 2014 New York Times article suggested that Caribbean cruises and vacations becoming cheaper killed "The Catskills" and "The Poconos" as we once knew them. Atlantic City's casino rebirth, and the aging of these resorts' clientele, may also have had something to do with it.

Walt Whitman Bridge: See "Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

War of the Worlds: On October 30, 1938, on his CBS radio show Mercury Theatre of the Air, actor Orson Welles broadcast a re-imagining of War of the Worlds, the science fiction story by H.G. Wells. (No relation: Note the different spelling.)

In the original 1897 story, creatures from the planet Mars attack London, and (spoiler alert) are ultimately killed, not by any of Earth's military forces or private citizens, but by their susceptibility to our diseases. This would hold true for the 1953 film version set in Los Angeles, and the 2005 film version set in Boston.

Orson Welles' version had the creatures landing in Grover's Mill, a rural area in West Windsor, Mercer County, and advance from there toward New York, including attacking the recently-built Pulaski Skyway. The story still ends with microbes saving the day.

Throughout the broadcast -- at the beginning, at the returns from commercial breaks, and at the end -- Welles noted that this was a radio play, not real life. And it would have been very easy for someone frightened by this broadcast to turn the dial -- say, to CBS' arch-rival, NBC -- and discover no mention of the attack.

But some people were scared enough to get out their shotguns and pitchforks, or to evacuate, feeling very silly when they found out there was no threat. Welles ended up having to publicly apologize for scaring people.

Grover's Mill has embraced its unexpected fame. A monument to the broadcast is in Van Nest Park on Cranbury Road, just off Grover's Mill Pond, about a mile and a half east of New Jersey Transit's Princeton Junction station. (This is County Route 615, and should not be confused with the Cranbury Road that runs through East and South Brunswick, which is County Route 535). Turnpike Exit 8.

Washington Crossing Bridge:"Pennsylvania, Crossings Into."

Water Ice: As the website for TLC's Polish Water Ice says:

Polish Water Ice is not the same as Italian Water Ice. Polish Water Ice is a creamy soft-serve water ice treat that is 100% fat free, 100% cholesterol free, 100% dairy free and 100% delicious.
With its great taste, comes Polish Water Ice’s uniqueness. Rather than serving a stored product, Polish Water Ice is made fresh while you wait. It couldn’t be any fresher!
Other Polish Water Ice products include The Polish Freeze which is Polish Water Ice combined with custard, The Polish Chiller, The Freeze and The Ice Cap!
It seems to be considerably more popular in Philadelphia and South Jersey than it does in New York, North Jersey and Central Jersey, where Italian ice is more popular.

Wawa: A Pennsylvania-based chain of convenience stores that Central Jersey and South Jersey have come to embrace. They make sandwiches, salads, soups, chicken dishes, etc. So, if you live in Central or South Jersey, it's where you go in the middle of the night and you wake up hungry and there's nothing in the fridge, and a bag of chips from 7-Eleven just won't be enough to do the business for you.

In particular, they are known for their sandwiches. Being Pennsylvania-based, they call 'em "hoagies" instead of "submarines" or "subs." They come in 6 or 4 inches, the 4-incher known as a "Shortie."

They started out as a dairy, so you can get milk and ice cream there. And they have coffee-style drinks that are every bit as good as Dunkin Donuts (but cheaper) and Starbucks (but significantly cheaper). And their mashed potatoes are as good as those found at any diner.

They are now all over Central and South Jersey, with U.S. Route 9 having a slew of them, from Old Bridge all the way down to Cape May. They have only begun to make their presence known in North Jersey. So far, the only Wawas north of Interstate 78 are in Hackettstown in Warren County; Parsippany in Morris County; Irvington in Essex County; Kearny in Hudson County: and Garfield, Lodi and Hackensack in Bergen County. They have not yet crossed the Hudson River into New York City. The technical term for this is a "damn shame."

West Jersey: See "Pennsyltucky."

What Exit: See "Exit."

Wildwoods, The: A series of towns on the Jersey Shore, in Cape May County. From north to south, they are: North Wildwood (connected to the mainland by New Jersey Route 147), Wildwood (connected by New Jersey Route 47), Wildwood Crest, Wildwood Gables, and Diamond Beach (connected by Ocean Drive).

In 1963, Philadelphia rock and roll singer Bobby Rydell had a hit song with "Wildwood Days," showing that Wildwood was already Philly's favorite beach town, despite the fact that it's 90 miles from Center City, and the Atlantic City Expressway wasn't opened until 1964, so it wasn't an easy trek. It must have been considered worth it, though, because nobody doubted it when Bobby sang, "Every day's a holiday, and every night is Saturday night." (The song hit Number 17 nationally, and was actually a bigger hit in Australia, reaching Number 14.)

The boardwalk is full-service, and includes Morey's Piers, the biggest amusement park on the Shore, bigger than Casino Pier in Seaside Heights. Since 1949, the center lane of the boardwalk is reserved for The Sightseers Tramcar. Since 1971, it's had speakers warning boardwalkers to, "Watch the Tramcar, please." Even its website is https://watchthetramcarplease.com/tramcar/ A single ride is $3.50, while a day pass is $7.00.
"Watch the Tramcar, please."

The Wildwoods are also known for their "Doo-Wop Motels," built in the 1950s and 1960s, the early days of rock and roll, and having kept the architectural styles, colors and signage from that era, although they didn't begin to be called "Doo-Wop" until the 1990s, by which point the 1950s nostalgia wave that began in the early 1970s had faded.
Several of the motels were demolished at the turn of the 21st Century, and preservationists stepped in to save the rest, and have mostly been successful. The Wildwoods are now so known for this style that even recently-constructed buildings, such as a Wawa and an Acme supermarket, were built to look like them, earning them the nickname "Neo-Doo-Wop." Parkway Exits 4 and 6.

Woodbridge: A large Township in northeastern Middlesex County. It includes the neighborhoods of Avenel, Colonia, Port Reading, Sewaren, Iselin, Hopelawn and Keasbey. It also includes the Woodbridge Center Mall, which is often called just "Woodbridge" by people from other towns.
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Woodbridge is also where the Turnpike and the Parkway intersect: Turnpike Exit 11 is Parkway Exit 129. Parkway Exit 127, in Keasbey, is a tangle of roads and ramps that includes U.S. Route 9 and New Jersey Route 440, known as Spaghetti Junction. It is easy to get lost there, and if you end up on 440 East, you could end up in Staten Island. Trust me: You don't want that. The town is also where U.S. Routes 1 and 9 come together, and form "Route 1 and 9."
The Township of Woodbridge should not be confused with the Borough of Wood-Ridge, in Bergen County.

Wooder: South Jersey talk for "water." It has nothing to do with sexual arousal.

There will be one more installment, Volume 6, detailing the crossings from New Jersey into New York City.

New Jersey Glossary: Volume 6, Crossings Into New York

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Lincoln Tunnel, South Tube

This is the last installment in my New Jersey Glossary. The following are road crossings of the rivers from New Jersey into New York City, and vice versa, going from north to south, each with a toll of $15.00:

* George Washington Bridge, opened in 1931, carrying Interstate 95 and U.S. Routes 1 and 9 (but not, as it may appear on a map, Interstate 80 and U.S. Route 46), between Fort Lee, Bergen County and Washington Heights, Upper Manhattan. Tolls from New Jersey to New York are much higher than those from New Jersey to Philadelphia. "The GW" may be the biggest traffic boondoggle in America.
* Lincoln Tunnel, 1937 (Center Tube, North Tube in 1945, South Tube in 1957), N.J./N.Y. Route 495 (but not, as it may appear on a map, Interstate 495), between Weehawken, Hudson County and Hell's Kitchen, Midtown Manhattan. If George Washington got a major crossing of the Hudson River, Abraham Lincoln deserved one, too.
Both the Lincoln Tunnel and the Holland Tunnel have the State Line marked halfway across, known as The Stripe.

* Holland Tunnel, 1927, Interstate 78, between Jersey City, Hudson County and Tribeca, Lower Manhattan. Named for the chief engineer on the project, Clifford M. Holland. The name has nothing to do with New York City's Dutch origins.
Jersey City entrance to the Holland Tunnel,
made up for the Christmas season

* Bayonne Bridge, 1931, N.J./N.Y. Route 440, between Bayonne, Hudson County and Port Richmond, Staten Island. This was the model for Australia's most famous bridge, the Sydney Harbour Bridge. The roadway was raised between 2013 and 2019, to allow bigger cargo ships to pass underneath, and thus supply the Port of New York, Port Newark and Port Elizabeth.
* Goethals Bridge, 2017, Interstate 278, between Elizabeth, Union County and Old Place, Staten Island. Replaced an earlier bridge that opened in 1928. Both were named for George Washington Goethals, the engineer who supervised the building of the Panama Canal, and then became the 1st consulting engineer for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey.
The new bridge (left) replacing the old one

* Outerbridge Crossing, 1928, N.J./N.Y. Route 440, between Perth Amboy, Middlesex County and Tottenville, Staten Island. The name of this bridge would seem to be simple, as it's the outermost bridge crossing from New Jersey into New York. But the source of the name is actually the 1st chairman of the Port Authority, Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge. I know, it sounds like the real name of a Batman villain. Given the $15 toll, it does seem like he's a thief.
See also "State Line."

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Tom Osborne for Nebraska Losing the 1983 National Championship

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January 2, 1984: The University of Nebraska, ranked Number 1 in the nation, plays the University of Miami, ranked Number 5, in the Orange Bowl. The game was played on January 2 because January 1, New Year's Day, fell on a Sunday.

Nebraska had put together one of the greatest seasons in college football history. They began it ranked Number 1, and opened in the Kickoff Classic at the Meadowlands, against Number 4 Penn State, and won 44-6.

The Cornhuskers scored more points than anyone had seen in the modern era. They beat Minnesota away 84-13. They beat Iowa State 72-29. They beat Colorado 69-19. They beat Kansas 67-13. They beat Syracuse 63-7. They beat Wyoming 56-20. They beat Kansas State away 51-25. They beat UCLA 42-10.

Not all their games were easy. They went to Missouri and beat them "only" 34-13. In what was then their biggest rivalry, they went to Oklahoma and beat them 28-21. Aside from Penn State, the only ranked team they played was Number 20 Oklahoma State, away, and escaped with a 14-10 win. Still, they were 12-0, scoring 624 points and allowing just 186, for an average score of 52-15.

Head coach Tom Osborne was named National Coach of the Year. Running back Mike Rozier won the top 2 Player of the Year awards, the Heisman Trophy and the Maxwell Award. Guard Dean Steinkuhler won the top 2 Lineman of the Year awards, the Outland Trophy and the Lombardi Trophy. Rozier, Steinkuhler and receiving Irving Fryar were named 1st team All-Americans; quarterback Turner Gill, 2nd team. Each of those was named to the All-Big Eight Conference 1st team, along with offensive tackle Scott Raridon and center Mark Traynowicz.
Mike Rozier

Rozier and Steinkuhler would go on to become All-Pros with the Houston Oilers. Fryar would go to the Pro Bowl with the New England Patriots, the Miami Dolphins and the Philadelphia Eagles, and get to a Super Bowl with the Patriots. Running backs Doug DuBose and Tom Rathman would go on to win a Super Bowl with the San Francisco 49ers. (Rathman would win 2 with them.) Defensive end Jim Skow would reach a Super Bowl with the Cincinnati Bengals. Gill is now an administrator at the University of Arkansas, after winning conference titles as head coach at the University of Buffalo and Liberty University.

The Hurricanes, then an independent, were no slouches. Their previous 3 seasons saw them go 9-3, 9-2 and 7-4, and they were 11-1 this season, After losing their opener at Number 16 Florida, they had shut out Purdue and Number 13 Notre Dame, held Number 12 West Virginia to 3, and held 4 teams to just 7 points: Houston, Mississippi State, Cincinnati and East Carolina (and only the last of these was at home).

But they only had 2 games that compared to Nebraska's blowouts, winning 56-17 away to Duke and 42-14 at home to Louisville. Their last game before the Orange Bowl was away to arch-rival Florida State, and they escaped 17-16 winners.

Unlike later Miami teams, coach Howard Schnellenberger's '83 'Canes were not loaded with future NFL talent, but they did have Bernie Kosar, a redshirt freshman quarterback, who would later make some noise. And they would be playing the Orange Bowl game in the Orange Bowl stadium, their home field. Nevertheless, Nebraska went into the game favored by 10 1/2 points -- maybe the greatest insult an 10-1 team playing at home had ever received.

The day's other bowl games played into both teams' hands. In the early game, the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Number 2-ranked Texas lost to Georgia. In the afternoon, the Rose Bowl in Pasadena saw Number 4 Illinois lose to UCLA. And, while the Orange Bowl was going on, Number 3 Auburn was struggling against Michigan in the Sugar Bowl in New Orleans. So the National Championship was likely to come down to the winner of the Orange Bowl: Nebraska would have won the title with a win, anyway; while, if Miami won, and Auburn lost, or if Auburn didn't win convincingly, Miami could jump from 5th to 1st.

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And, just as the New York Jets had done to the Baltimore Colts in Super Bowl III on the same field, 25 years to the month earlier, the 'Canes shocked everybody. They held Nebraska to a field goal attempt by Mark Hagerman on the 1st possession of the game, and blocked it. With the momentum on their side, and with a key interception later, the 'Canes jumped out to a 17-0 lead in the 1st quarter -- only Colorado and Iowa State had managed more than that on Nebraska in 3 quarters, before the backup defenders had been put in.

Nebraska settled down, and closed to within 17-14 at the half. Early in the 3rd quarter, a Miami fumble gave Nebraska the ball deep in Hurricane territory, but, again, the 'Canes held the 'Huskers to a field goal attempt, which Hagerman made, to tie the game at 17.

Before the quarter ended, Kosar engineered 2 more touchdown drives, to make it 31-17 Miami. Rozier, the best player in the country all season long -- he got 482 1st-place votes for the Heisman Trophy, and Brigham Young quarterback Steve Young was next-best with 153 -- had to leave the game with an ankle injury, taking the Cornhuskers' best weapon away. And Jeff Smith, subbing for Rozier, got off a 40-yard run, but was stripped of the ball at the 1-yard line, and Miami recovered.

Early in the 4th quarter, Nebraska was held to another field goal attempt, and, unlike the early blocked attempt, Hagerman simply missed this one. Nebraska later scored a touchdown to make it 31-24, and then it was Miami's turn to miss a field goal attempt.

With less than 2 minutes to go, Gill passed to Fryar, who got inside the Miami 35-yard line. On 2nd and 8 from the Miami 24, Fryar was wide open in the end zone, but dropped Gill's pass. It went to 4th and 8, and Gill threw to Smith, who got into the end zone. That made it 31-30.

Now, Osborne had a decision to make: Kick the extra point, make it 31-31, and settle for a tie (or, maybe, go for the onside kick, and risk Miami winning it with a field goal); or go for a 2-point conversion and a 32-31 win (with Miami still having time to maybe get into field goal range). Earlier in the week, he was asked about this very situation, and said, "I hope it doesn't come up."

It now had. With overtime not available (and this would remain true for college football until the 1996 season), Osborne decided to go for 2. The ball was placed on Miami's 3-yard line. Once again, Gill rolled to his right, and looked for Smith. But Smith was double-covered, and Kenny Calhoun knocked the pass away.
A recent photo of Kenny Calhoun, "Throwing the U"

Nebraska kicked off, and Miami ran out the clock. Auburn ended up winning the Sugar Bowl only 9-7, and, when both the Associated Press and United Press International released their polls the next day, they both awarded Miami the National Championship. The AP (the sportswriters) gave 11-1 Miami 47 1/2 1st-place votes, 12-1 Nebraska 4 1/2, and 11-1 Auburn 7. UPI (the coaches) gave Miami 30, Nebraska 6, Auburn 4.
Bernie Kosar, on an NBC screen capture

With a little bit of irony, Jeff Smith, rather than Mike Rozier, was the man on the cover of Sports Illustrated after the season-opening win over Penn State. Therefore, when "The Dreaded SI Cover Jinx" hit Nebraska, it was the player who had the chance to clinch the National Championship, 4 months later, that it hit.
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This would begin a run for Miami of 12 seasons in which they were, effectively, in 6 National Championship Games, winning 4 of them (in the seasons of 1983, 1987, 1989 and 1991). They would win another in 2001 and come very close in 2002.

The '84 Orange Bowl would haunt Nebraska, which last won the National Championship in 1971, and had some other close calls. They would lose the Orange Bowl to Miami again in 1988 (thus blowing a shot at the title and letting Miami win it), and lose it to Florida State in 1994 (again blowing a the title to a team from Florida).

Finally, on January 1, 1995, they again went to the Orange Bowl, again played Miami, and beat them 24-17, to win the 1994 National Championship, finally getting the monkey off Osborne's back. (He had been an assistant to Bob Devaney when they won the title in 1970 and '71.) They would win the National Championship again in 1995, and share the 1997 title with Michigan. That 1995 team is considered by some to be what the 1983 team should have been: The greatest team in college football history.
Osborne then retired, with a career record of 255-49-3, having coached 53 All-Americans, 13 Conference Championships (the last in the Big 12, the others in the Big 8), and 3 National Championships. In 2000, '02 and '04, he was elected to Congress from Nebraska as a Republican. He retired rather than run again in the 2006 election, to accept the post of the University of Nebraska's athletic director, a post he held until 2013. The playing surface at their Memorial Stadium is named Tom Osborne Field. He is still alive, 82 years old.

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Did Osborne make the right choice in going for 2 in the '84 Orange Bowl?

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Tom Osborne for Nebraska Losing the 1983 National Championship

5. Miami Stepped Up. If the Hurricanes hadn't played so well, becoming college football's answer to the 1960 Pittsburgh Pirates, to Nebraska's Yankees -- or, to use an earlier-cited example from the same stadium, the Jets to the Cornhuskers' Colts -- Nebraska wouldn't have been in that position.

4. Nebraska Blew It. All season long, they had gotten the job done, until now. And they had come back from 17-0 and 31-17 to get to 31-30. There was plenty of reason to believe they could gain 3 yards on this one play. But, between the missed field goal, the blocked field goal, the fumbled sure touchdown, and the dropped passes on the last drive, they had their chances, and they blew them.

Even Osborne blew it: If, on the preceding touchdown, he had gone for 2, and made it, that would have made the score 31-25, and he could have won the game 32-31 with an extra point kick. Nobody talks about that choice.

3. Principle. If you can't gain 3 yards on 1 play to win 1 game, you don't deserve to win the National Championship.

2. Ara Parseghian. As head coach of Notre Dame in 1966, he went for a tie against Michigan State, knowing it wouldn't cost him the National Championship, whereas a loss would have. But, in the ensuing 17 years, the words had been spoken many times: "Parseghian had no guts."

Osborne was not going to be accused of having no guts. He knew that, for all Parseghian had achieved, that 1966 10-10 tie was the thing for which he was most remembered. "We were trying to win the game," Osborne said at the time. "I don't think you go for a tie in that case. You try to win the game. We wanted an undefeated season and a clear-cut National Championship."

Clear-cut. Because...

1. America Hates Ties. Long ago, though the identity of the coach who first said it depends on who's telling the story, a coach lost a game on a goal-line run rather than kick a tying field goal, and explained to the reporters, "A tie is like kissing your sister."

It's not like in European soccer, where a win is worth 3 points to your team in the league standards, and a tie (or "draw") is worth 1. A tie would have satisfied very few people. America hates ties, to the point that the NHL no longer has them.

Sure, with a tie, Nebraska would still have been National Champions. But any pretense to "Greatest Team Ever" status would have been gone.

VERDICT: Not Guilty. A lot of people would have understood it if he had gone for the tie and, presumably, still won the National Championship. But 32-31 and 13-0 would have been better than 31-31 and 12-0-1.

Besides, the '95 Orange Bowl win over Miami, and the resulting National Championship, was all the sweeter because of the '84 Orange Bowl loss to Miami.

Don Larsen, 1929-2020

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NOTE: Some of this was taken from my 60th Anniversary piece on his perfect game, October 8, 2016.

Only one human being, living or dead, has ever pitched a no-hitter in the World Series. Until yesterday, he was living, and not merely the achiever but the last survivor of the greatest game ever pitched.

Don James Larsen (not "Donald") was born on August 7, 1929 in Michigan City, Indiana. As a teenager, the family moved to San Diego, where he attended Point Loma High School. He had some colleges interested in his basketball ability, but the St. Louis Browns were interested in his pitching. They signed him in 1947.

By his own admission, he preferred to make money playing a sport over studying while player: "I was never much with the studies." This would dovetail with something his eventual catcher, Lawrence "Yogi" Berra would say: When a sportswriter asked him, "How did you like school?" he answered, "Closed."

He moved up through the minor league ranks, reaching Class A (roughly equivalent to today's Class AA) in 1950. But Uncle Sam had other ideas, and he spent the 1951 and 1952 seasons serving in the U.S. Army, in a non-combat role in the Korean War.

On April 18, 1953, Don Larsen made his major league debut, at Briggs Stadium (later renamed Tiger Stadium) in Detroit. He started, and pitched 5 1/3rd innings, allowing 3 runs on 9 hits and 1 walk, striking out 3. He did not factor into the decision, and the Browns went on to win 8-7 in 11 innings. His uniform number? With a little irony, given his eventual achievement, was 27.

He went 7-12 for a weak Browns team that was on the verge of bankruptcy. For the 1954 season, they were moved, to become the Baltimore Orioles. They were no better, and he had an awful season, finishing 3-21, although his other numbers weren't that bad: An ERA of 4.37, and a WHIP of 1.498. He also developed a reputation as a carouser and a weird guy, earning the nickname "Gooney Bird" -- or "Gooney" for short.

But 2 of his 3 wins were against the Yankees. Bronx management -- possibly manager Casey Stengel, playing one of his many hunches -- must have seen something in him. On November 17, 1954, the biggest trade in baseball history was made, with some players to be named later named and sent on December 1, for a total of 17 players:

* The Orioles got Gene Woodling, Gus Triandos, Willy Miranda, Hal Smith, Harry Byrd, Jim McDonald, Bill Miller, Kal Segrist, Don Leppert and Theodore Del Guercio.

Woodling had been the left fielder on the Yankees' 5 straight World Champions of 1949-53, and he hung on for a few more years, helping the Orioles' young lineup. Triandos became the team's 1st good catcher. He and Smith were stuck behind Berra and Elston Howard, so there wasn't really a place for either in New York. Smith didn't help Baltimore much, either, but would come back to haunt the Yankees in the 1960 World Series. The rest didn't amount to much of a loss.

* The Yankees got Larsen, Bob Turley, Billy Hunter, Mike Blyzka, Darrell Johnson, Jim Fridley and Dick Kryhoski. Larsen's story, you're reading. Turley would help the Yankees win 7 Pennants, and be their 1st Cy Young Award winner, in 1958.

The rest? Hunter would be renowned as the Orioles' 3rd base coach in the 1960s and '70s, and would manage the Texas Rangers to a 2nd place finish in the American League Western Division in the 1977 season. That same year, Johnson would be the 1st manager of the expansion Seattle Mariners, having managed the Boston Red Sox to the 1975 AL Pennant.

So, for the most part, this trade was Woodling and Triandos for Larsen and Turley. Overall, a decent trade for the O's, and a great trade for the Yanks.

But Larsen, now wearing Number 18, started the Yankee phase of his career with a bad shoulder, didn't have much, and was demoted to the Triple-A team, the Denver Bears. He got called back up, and went 9-2 with a 3.07 ERA in 1955. He started and lost Game 4 of the World Series to the Brooklyn Dodgers.

He was better in 1956, going 11-5 with a 3.26 ERA, between starting and relieving. Stengel started him in Game 2 of the World Series, again opposite the Dodgers, and he was given a 6-0 lead. But he fell apart, and couldn't get out of the 2nd inning. And yet, because that inning ended 6-6, Larsen was not the losing pitcher: Tom Morgan was.

Still, Don was angry about getting pulled after just 2 innings. He was quoted as saying, "I don't give a damn if I ever pitch another game for the Yankees or Stengel again! I go out there and break my neck, for what? He had no business taking me out of there! That's the last time I'll get to bed early. I'm gonna start enjoying life again!" Little did he know how soon he was going to pitch for Stengel again -- and how good life was going to get.

Before the Series, Larsen went to a novelty shop in Times Square, and had a fake newspaper headline made up: "GOONEY BIRD PITCHES NO-HITTER." As later Yankee pitcher Jim Bouton might have said, "Yeah, surrre!" At this point, if you were crazy enough to bet that any Yankee was going to pitch a no-hitter in this World Series, you would not have been crazy enough to bet that it would be Larsen, especially given 2 bad Series starts against the Brooks.

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October 8, 1956. A cool Monday afternoon in New York City. It was Columbus Day, so school was out. This allowed kids to attend the game, presuming they could get in. One was a 16-year-old junior baseball star at St. Francis Prep in Brooklyn, whose older brother Frank was a rookie with the Milwaukee Braves that year: Joe Torre. Joe would be among the 64,519 fans listed in attendance.

The Dodgers had won the 1st 2 games of the Series, at Ebbets Field in Brooklyn. The Yankees had won Games 3 and 4 at the original Yankee Stadium. Now, the big ballyard in The Bronx was to host Game 5.

Stengel needed a starter. Whitey Ford had pitched Game 3, and wasn't ready to go again. Tom Sturdivant had pitched Game 4, and certainly wasn't ready. Casey played yet another hunch. When he chose a pitcher to start, the pitcher would find a ball in his shoe at his locker. Larsen was surprised to find the ball in his shoe. No doubt, his teammates were also surprised. But, unlike most of his teammates, he was fairly well-rested: Since his last regular-season start, 10 days earlier, he had pitched just 2 innings.

Starting for the Dodgers was Sal Maglie, the former ace of the New York Giants ,and one of the most hated opponents in Brooklyn history, but who had come to the Dodgers in midseason and pitched a no-hitter of his own -- something he hadn't done for the Giants. It is still the last no-hitter pitched by a player for a National League team in New York -- unless you believe that Carlos Beltran’s line drive really was foul, thus giving Johan Santana a no-hitter for the Mets in 2012.

Here was the Dodgers' starting lineup:

2B 19 Jim "Junior" Gilliam
SS 1 Harold "Pee Wee" Reese
CF 4 Edwin "Duke" Snider
3B 42 Jackie Robinson
1B 14 Gil Hodges
LF 15 Edmundo "Sandy" Amoros
RF 6 Carl "The Reading Rifle" Furillo
C 39 Roy Campanella
P 35 Sal "The Barber" Maglie

Granted, Walter Alston was the manager of the defending World Champions, but what was he thinking? Robinson, an ideal leadoff man but not with much home run power, batting 4th? Furillo, a former batting champion, 7th? Campy, a terrific power hitter, 8th?!?

And for the Yankees:

RF 9 Hank Bauer
1B 15 Joe Collins
CF 7 Mickey Mantle
C 8 Lawrence "Yogi" Berra
LF 17 Enos Slaughter
2B 1 Billy Martin
SS 12 Gil McDougald
3B 6 Andy Carey
P 18 Don Larsen

This might not have been an ideal lineup, either. Like Robinson, with whom he had an infamous incident in 1947, Slaughter was getting old, but had once been an ideal leadoff man. Berra had power, but he should have been batting 3rd, with Mantle 4th. Martin, 6th? He should have been switched with McDougald at 7th.

At 1:10 PM, Ralph "Babe" Pinelli, umpiring behind the plate for what turned out to be the last time in his career, pointed to Larsen, and said, "Play ball!" Larsen struck Gilliam out, then got to 3 balls on Reese, the only batter against whom that happened, but struck him out as well. Then he got Snider to line out to right.

The closest call came when Robinson led off the top of 2nd. He hit a sharp grounder off Carey's glove. McDougald, who moved from 3rd to short in the Yankee lineup after Phil Rizzuto was released a few weeks earlier, took it, and just barely threw Robinson out. Larsen then struck Hodges out, and got Amoros to pop up to 2nd.

In the 3rd, he got Furillo to fly to right, struck Campanella out, and got Maglie to hit a line shot to center that Mantle caught. In the 4th, Gilliam and then Reese both grounded to 2nd, and Snider struck out.

Maglie, whom Dodger fans despised when he was the headhunting ace of their arch-rivals, actually had a perfect game going himself, until the 4th inning, when Mantle hit a home run into the right field seats. It wasn't a "tape measure home run," but neither was it a "Yankee Stadium short porch home run": It would have been out of pretty much any ballpark. Had it been hit at Ebbets Field, it would have cleared the high right field wall and landed on Bedford Avenue.

In the 5th, following a Robinson flyout to right, Mantle made a running, onehanded, backhanded catch of a Gil Hodges drive. It was about 420 feet from home plate, and was nearly as remarkable as the 440-foot catch Willie Mays had made 2 World Series earlier. Perhaps even more so, since, unlike Willie, Mickey wasn't known as a spectacular fielder (though that may have been because so much fuss was made about his hitting). Larsen got Amoros to ground to 2nd to end the inning.

In the top of the 6th, Furillo and then Campanella both popped to 2nd, and Maglie struck out. Carey led off the bottom of the 6th with a single, and Larsen helped himself by bunting Carey over to 2nd. Bauer singled Carey home, and the Yankees led 2-0. But that would be it: Collins singled Bauer over to 3rd, but Mantle grounded to 1st, and Hodges threw home to Campanella to force Bauer out, and Campy then threw Collins out at 3rd.

Top of the 7th. Gilliam grounded to short. Reese flew to center. Snider flew to left. After 7 innings, Larsen hadn't allowed a baserunner. Broadcasting the game on Mutual Broadcasting Service (WMGM, 1050 AM in New York -- WNBC-Channel 4 on television), Bob Wolff did all he could to respect the tradition of not saying the word "no-hitter" on the air, lest you jinx it. He said things like, "No Dodger has reached 1st base" and, "The Dodgers are hitless" and "The Dodgers have had no baserunners."

For his 1981 book The 10 Greatest Games In Baseball History, John Thorn, now the official historian of Major League Baseball, included this game, and mentioned the jinx. He added, "But, somehow, saying the words, 'perfect game' doesn't have the same effect."

But after the 7th inning, when Larsen got back to the dugout, he was faced with another tradition regarding no-hitters: Nobody talks to the teammate who's pitching one. He sidled up to Mantle on the bench, and said, "Hey, Mick, wouldn't it be something if I pitched a no-hitter?" He not only talked about it, he said it. Mantle pushed him, and said, "Get away from me!" In the years to come, Mickey would laugh when telling this story. I don't think he was laughing at the time.

Berra wasn't concerned with the distinction. He would say, "I think I woulda thought more about it if we'd had a 9-0 lead: 'Ooh, he's got a no-hitter goin'.' But, at 2-0, I was just worried about winning the game."

He was right: The Dodgers were, after all, the defending World Champions, having clinched the Series in Game 7 at Yankee Stadium the year before, so home-field advantage didn't mean much. And with killers in their lineup -- Snider, Hodges, Campanellla, Furillo, even Robinson could crush the ball on occasion -- worrying about a 2-run lead was fully justified.

Top of the 8th. Robinson grounded back to Larsen, who threw him out. Hodges nearly broke it up again, lining to 3rd, but Carey caught it. Amoros flew to center. 24 men up, 24 men down.

Top of the 9th. The buzz at Yankee Stadium could be heard over Mutual radio and NBC television. Furillo hit a long fly ball to right that could have messed it all up, but it was a little foul. He hit another fly to right, but Bauer was able to catch this one. Campanella grounded to 2nd.

The last out was Dale Mitchell, pinch-hitting for Maglie. As a Cleveland Indian, Mitchell had been in the opposing dugout for Mays' catch, but had always hit well against the Yankees. So there was reason for concern.

Wolff: "I'll guarantee you that nobody, but nobody, has left this ballpark. And if, by chance, somebody did manage to leave early, man, he is missing the greatest!"
The Yankee Stadium scoreboard, October 8, 1956

Larsen threw Mitchell ball one. Then a called strike. Then he got Mitchell to swing and miss. He was one strike away.

He had been pitching the entire game with no windup, and throwing exactly the pitches that Berra had been calling. He was about to throw his 97th pitch. (Brian Cashman wasn't born yet, but this is probably his favorite fact about this game.)

The pitch snuck over the outside corner. Pinelli called, "Strike three!" To this day, Yankee-haters will claim that it was outside. Well, even if it had been so called, the count would have been 2 and 2, and there's hardly a guarantee that Mitchell would have made contact on the next pitch, let alone reached base.

Wolff's call: "Larsen is ready, gets the sign. Two strikes, ball one, here comes the pitch: Strike three! A no-hitter! A perfect game for Don Larsen! Yogi Berra runs out there, he leaps on Larsen! And he's swarmed by his teammates!"
Two years later, Wolff would be behind the mike at the Stadium again, calling the 1958 NFL Championship Game, in which the Baltimore Colts beat the football version of the New York Giants in overtime, the so-called "Greatest Game Ever Played."

In those days, NBC invited one broadcaster from each team to do the TV side of it, and Vin Scully was chosen from the Dodgers. After their move to Los Angeles, he would broadcast perfect games by Sandy Koufax for them in 1965, and Dennis Martinez against them in 1991. Here's Scully's call: "Got him! Baseball history! The greatest game ever pitched in baseball history, by Don Larsen! A no-hitter and a perfect game in the World Series!"

Larsen had pitched the 1st no-hitter in World Series history, something that Yankees Herb Pennock in 1927 (5 outs away) and Bill Bevens in 1947 (1 out away) had come close to doing. And it was the 1st perfect game in Major League Baseball since Charlie Robertson did it for the Chicago White Sox in 1922.

Larsen was aware that he had a no-hitter going, but it had been so long since Robertson's feat -- 7 years before Larsen was born -- that he said he'd never even heard of a perfect game before. Now, he'd done it: 27 men up, 27 men down.

In the New York Daily News, Joe Trimble wrote, "The imperfect man pitched a perfect game yesterday." In The Washington Post, the great baseball writer Shirley Povich wrote, "The million-to-one shot came in. A month of Sundays hit the calendar. Hell froze over. Don Larsen pitched the first perfect game in World Series history."
Larsen was named the Most Valuable Player of the World Series, and was given a Chevrolet Corvette by SPORT magazine. At age 27, his name was permanently written into baseball history. Once, when asked if he ever got tired of talking about the game, Larsen said, "No, why should I?"

Back in Brooklyn, the Dodgers won Game 6, 1-0 in 10 innings on a hit by Jackie Robinson. But the Yankees won Game 7, 9-0, with Yogi hitting 2 home runs, Elston Howard hitting one, and Bill "Moose" Skowron hitting a grand slam, to back the shutout pitching of Johnny Kucks. The last play of the game was Kucks striking Robinson out, but the ball got away from Yogi, and he had to throw Jackie out at 1st.

That turned out to be the last play of Jackie's career, as he retired the following January. It also turned out to be the last play in a Subway Series for 44 years, as the Dodgers and the New York Giants moved to California after the next season, the Mets were established in 1962, and they didn't meet the Yankees in a World Series until 2000.

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So what could Don Larsen do for an encore? A bit. He went 10-4 in 1957, and Stengel gave him the ball to start Game 7 of the World Series -- officially, the biggest game he ever pitched. But he lost it to the Milwaukee Braves. In 1958, he went 9-6, and won Game 3 of the Series, as the Yankees beat the Braves to avenge the previous season's defeat.

But 1959 was a bad year by Yankee standards, and he went just 6-7. After the season, he was involved in another epic trade: He, Bauer, reserve outfielder Norm Siebern, and highly-rated 1st base prospect Marv Throneberry (later to become a symbol of early Mets ineptitude) were sent to the Kansas City Athletics for Roger Maris, Joe DeMaestri and Kent Hadley.

Maris would help the Yankees win the next 5 AL Pennants, including winning the next 2 AL MVPs, culminating in his record-breaking 61-home run season in 1961.The rest didn't do much, although Bauer would manage the Orioles to their 1st Pennant and World Series win in 1966.

Don was awful in 1960, going 1-10 for the A's. In 1961, he was traded to the Chicago White Sox, and rebounded, going 8-2. In 1962, pitching solely in relief, he went 5-4 with 10 saves, and helped the San Francisco Giants win their 1st West Coast Pennant -- and pitched against the Yankees in the World Series. But the Yankees won.

Larsen would pitch the 1963 season with the Giants, then was traded to the Houston Colt .45's in 1964. In 1965, with the Astrodome opened, their name was changed to the Houston Astros. The dome was opened with an exhibition game -- against the Yankees. But the Astros won 2-1, with Mantle hitting a home run for the Yankees' only score.

That season, Don was traded back to the Orioles, but was released before he could be a part of their '66 title season under Bauer. The Giants re-signed him, but he spent the entire 1966 season with the Triple-A Phoenix Giants. He got into 3 games for the Chicago Cubs in 1967, and hung 'em up.

Like the only man ever to pitch back-to-back no-hitters, Johnny Vander Meer of the 1938 Cincinnati Reds, the only man ever to pitch a perfect game in the World Series had a losing won-lost record for his career: 81-91. Much of that was due to his 3-21 performance for the '54 O's, and his 1-10 for the '60 A's. Take those out, and he was 77-60.

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He didn't get another job in baseball, but was always invited back to Yankee Stadium for Old-Timers' Day. He went to work for a paper company in Salinas, California, and later moved to Hayden Lake, Idaho, with Corrine, his 2nd wife, to whom he'd been married for 60 years. Hayden Lake is 7 miles north of Coeur d'Alene; 37 miles east of Spokane, Washington; and 100 miles south of the Canadian border. Don and his 1st wife, Vivian, had split a few weeks before his perfect game. He had a daughter, Caroline, with Vivian; and a son, Scott, with Corrine.

On May 17, 1998, another hard-partying pitcher, David Wells, became the 2nd Yankee to pitch a perfect game. Someone found out that he, like Larsen, was a graduate of Point Loma High School in San Diego, and set up a phone call between them, starting a friendship that would last for the rest of Larsen's life.

On July 18, 1999, the Yankees honored Yogi Berra, now that his 14-year feud with team owner George Steinbrenner had ended. As many of his former Yankee teammates as they could get were invited, including Larsen, who threw a ceremonial first pitch to Yogi. Then, with Yogi and Don watching from the luxury boxes, David Cone matched the feat, pitching a perfect game. This time, it was the pitcher, Cone, who jumped on the catcher, Joe Girardi.

On September 21, 2008, the last game at the old Yankee Stadium was played. During the pregame ceremonies, a photo was taken on the mound, with the 3 perfect game pitchers and their catchers: Larsen and Berra, Wells and Jorge Posada, and Cone and Girardi, by then the Yankee manager.
Left to right: Girardi, Cone, Larsen, Berra, Wells, Posada

When the new Yankee Stadium opened the next season, it contained a Yankees Museum. Its centerpiece is a display containing baseballs autographed by nearly every Yankee player ever (a few from the early days have not yet been obtained, and are unlikely to be). At each end, 60 feet, 6 inches apart, are statues of Berra and, 15 inches above the ground as pitcher's mounds were up until 1968, Larsen.
Yogi and Don, a few Old-Timers' Days ago.

When Yogi died in 2015, it left Don as the last living player from his perfect game, just as Willie Mays is now the last living player from the 1954 World Series Game 1 where he made "The Catch." Don was also the last living player from the trade that brought Roger Maris to the Yankees.

Every Old-Timers' Day, Larsen, Wells and Cone, the 3 perfect game pitchers, would stand together, until it reached the point where Don was too frail to stand for more than a few minutes, at which point the former custom of having players stand on the foul lines between home plate and 1st and 3rd bases was dropped, in favor of chairs between 1st and 2nd, and between 2nd and 3rd. From that point on, "Gooney,""Boomer" and "Coney" would sit together, their bond still strong.

On October 6, 2010, in Game 1 of the National League Division Series, Roy Halladay of the Philadelphia Phillies pitched a no-hitter against the Cincinnati Reds. He joined Larsen as only the 2nd pitcher ever to throw a postseason no-hitter. Halladay was 33 years old, Larsen 81. And yet, due to a 2017 plane crash, Halladay ended up dying first.
The best pitcher I could find of Larsen and Halladay together.
For all I know, this is the only time they ever met.

On June 23, 2019, the Yankees held Old-Timers' Day. Thanks to an assist from my sister's company, she and I got to go, and watch both the old-timers' game and the regular game from a luxury suite. Don Larsen was there, in a wheelchair. Between the old-timers' game and the regular game, I went back into the suite to get a snack, and as I was coming out, Larsen was being wheeled past. He looked well older than 90, and had what could have been a large skin cancer patch on his nose. Given everything he did to himself, I'm surprised he lasted this long.
Recently, Don Larsen went into hospice care for esophogeal cancer in Idaho. He died yesterday, January 1, 2020. He was 90 years old, and had just barely lived into an 11th decade.

There are no more living players from that game. From the 1956 World Champion New York Yankees, there are 5 living players: Whitey Ford, Ralph Terry, Bobby Richardson, Billy Hunter and Lou Skizas.

There are 6 living players from the 1958 World Champion New York Yankees: Ford, Richardson, Bobby Shantz, Tony Kubek, Art Ditmar and Zach Monroe. (Terry had been traded away, but would be reacquired.)

There are 8 living former St. Louis Browns: Hunter, Al Naples, George Elder, Billy DeMars, Frank Saucier, Jay Porter, Johnny Groth and Ed Mickelson.

And there are 3 players left from the 17 involved in the 1954 Yankees-Orioles trade that remains the biggest in baseball history: Hunter, Hal Smith and Don Leppert.

Martin Peters, 1943-2019

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We now think of American football as being dangerous, due to head trauma. But it affects football, as in soccer, too.

Martin Stanford Peters was born on November 8, 1943 in Plaistow, East London. He grew up further east in London, in Dagenham, known as Britain's Detroit for the car assembly plants there. A centre-half, as positions in English soccer were then set, he played for England Schoolboys, before being signed to the biggest nearby team, West Ham United of the East End, at age 15.

Known as the Irons for their origin as a "works side" -- in America, we would say a "company team" -- called Thames Ironworks, and as the Hammers for the crossed hammers on their badge, West Ham are, as they were then, the most popular team in England east of North London, drawing fans not just from the East End, but from suburban areas like Kent and Essex.

But their support has far exceeded their results, as they have traditionally been a fringe team. When they have been in the Football League Division One, now called the Premier League, they have usually been in danger of being relegated to Football League Division Two, now called the Championships. When they've been in that, they've usually been a threat to gain promotion back to the top flight.

They have never won the top flight, their best finish ever being 3rd place in 1986. Harry Redknapp, who played for them in the 1960s and '70s and managed them in the 1990s, has noted that, early in his career, they had Peters, a man eventually known as "the complete midfielder"; Geoff Hurst, a fine forward; and Bobby Moore, one of the best centrebacks the sport has ever known; yet, in a top-flight run from 1959 to 1978, they only finished in the top half 5 times in 20 years. This led Redknapp to say, "Which should tell you how bad the rest of us were."

Prior to the arrival of Peters, Hurst and Moore in the late 1950s, West Ham's best achievement was reaching the 1923 FA Cup Final, the 1st match ever played at the original Wembley Stadium, England's national stadium. They lost it to Bolton Wanderers of Lancashire. In essence, West Ham were a joke, the team of poor "Cockneys."

Peters made his debut late in the 1962 season. Manager Ron Greenwood did not play him in any of the games of West Ham's run to the 1964 FA Cup, when they beat Lancashire team Preston North End in the Final.

But things turned up for him after that. He married Kathleen, whom he met at a Dagenham bowling alley. They had a daughter, Leeann; and a son, Grant. and then Greenwood gave him a full chance in the 1964-65 season, in which their Cup win qualified them for the European Cup Winners' Cup. With Peters moved up to midfield, they got to the Final, which had been scheduled for Wembley, and beat German team 1860 Munich. (But they only finished 9th in the League, and they wouldn't finish so high again until 1973.)
Left to right: Hurst, Moore, Peters in West Ham's Claret & Blue

Moore (as Captain), Hurst and Peters were all selected by manager Alf Ramsey for the England team in the 1966 World Cup, which was to be played on home soil. A bad 0-0 draw against Uruguay in the opener led to Ramsey changing his lineup, putting Peters in. Not originally intended as a starting player, he was given what was then considered a high uniform number, 16.

Peters proved to be an ideal player in Ramsey's 4-1-3-2 setup, known as the Wingless Wonders. In the Quarterfinal, he assist Hurst for the only goal in a rough game against Argentina. They beat Portugal in the Semifinal. Peters was earning the nickname "The Ghost," because he seemed to appear out of nowhere to help his team score.

Then came the Final against West Germany -- the 3rd Final at Wembley in which Moore, Hurst and Peters had played in as many seasons. Peters scored late in the game to give England a 2-1 lead, and nearly made himself the man who won the World Cup. But the Germans equalized in stoppage time. Hurst, who had scored England's 1st goal, scored twice in extra time to give the home team a 4-2 win.

Captain Moore led the team in climbing the 39 steps to the royal box, where Queen Elizabeth II herself handed him the Jules Rimet Trophy. Years later, a statue would be dedicated outside West Ham's stadium, Upton Park, with their 3 players and Everton's Ray Wilson, the men shown in the most famous photograph of the celebration of the win.
England finished 3rd at Euro 68, and Peters continued to excel. Ramsey said he was "ten years ahead of his time." In the 1970 World Cup in Mexico, he again scored against West Germany in the 2nd half, this time in the Quarterfinal, giving England a 2-0 lead. But Ramsey made a mistake from which the England team has never recovered: He subbed Peters off for Manchester City's Colin Bell, and Manchester United's Bobby Charlton off for Leeds United's Norman Hunter, and the Germans tied it up, and, this time, extra time was on their side, as England were eliminated 3-2.

By that point, Peters had moved on to a new club. In March 1970, Tottenham Hotspur of North London paid £200,000, a record at the time, for him. He scored on his debut for them, and in 1971 and 1973, he helped them win the League Cup. In 1972, he helped them win the UEFA Cup (now known as the UEFA Europa League).

In 1975, he moved to Norfolk team Norwich City, managed by his former West Ham teammate John Bond. He played the 1980-81 season with Sheffield United, and retired to become their manager, unable to save them from relegation. He came out of retirement in 1982-83 to play for Norfolk team Gorleston.

He went into the insurance business until retiring in 2001. He worked for both West Ham and Tottenham as a club ambassador, welcoming people in the hospitality suites. In 2006, on the 40th Anniversary of the World Cup win, he published a memoir, The Ghost of '66.
With the Jules Rimet Trophy, at a 50th Anniversary celebration, 2016

But just as helmet-to-helmet hits have caused brain damage and dementia in players of American football, so, too, did the heavier soccer balls of the 1960s cause trauma to players of that time and before.

So far, 5 members of the 1966 England team have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease or another form of dementia: Peters, Ray Wilson, Nobby Stiles, Jack Charlton, Gerry Byrne. Their numbers do not include Jeff Astle, perhaps the best-known English footballer to have died from football-related dementia. He starred as a forward for West Midlands club West Bromwich Albion, and played for England in the 1970 World Cup. Nor do they include Gerd Müller, the German star who did not make that World Cup, but would eliminate England from the 1970 edition and win it in 1974, and was diagnosed in 2015.

Martin Peters died on December 21, 2019, at the age of 76. With his death, there are 6 players who played for England in the 1966 World Cup Final who are still alive: Bobby and Jack Charlton, George Cohen, Nobby Stiles, Geoff Hurst and Roger Hunt. Jimmy Greaves, Peter Bonetti, Ron Flowers, Norman Hunter, Terry Paine, Ian Callaghan and George Eastham did not play in the Final, but were on the team and are still alive, for a total of 13.

David Stern, 1942-2020

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The problem with holding a role for a long time is that, no matter how good your intentions, mistakes happen. And, as Lord Acton said, "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." Which led to William Shakespeare writing, "The evil that men do lives after them. The good is oft interred with their bones."

David Joel Stern on September 22, 1942, in Manhattan, and grew up in Teaneck, Bergen County, New Jersey. He graduated from Rutgers University in 1963, having been a member of RU's Jewish fraternity, Sigma Alpha Mu, or "Sammy." He got his law degree from Columbia University in just 3 years.

He got a job at the law firm of Proskauer, Rose, Goet & Mendelsohn, which represented the NBA. He was the man who negotiated the 1976 semi-merger between the NBA and the ABA, which also allowed free agency in the league for the first time.

In 1978, he left Proskauer Rose, and accepted Commissioner Larry O'Brien's offer to be the NBA's General Counsel, the league's top lawyer. In 1980, O'Brien put him in charge of marketing, television and public relations. Arguably, this made him more powerful than O'Brien himself.

At the time, the NBA was seen by white America as a black man's league, with a terrible drug problem. Stern made it the 1st of the "big four" leagues with a drug testing policy. He also instituted a salary cap, but with a revenue-sharing program that made him popular with the players.

He also fixed the television situation. On May 16, 1980, the Los Angeles Lakers beat the Philadelphia 76ers in Game 6 of the Finals to win the NBA Championship. If you wanted to watch this game live, you had to be in The Spectrum in Philadelphia. It didn't air on TV until CBS showed it on tape delay at 11:30 PM.

For a 34-year-old league with pretensions to being major, already having stars like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Walton, Julius Erving, and a pair of rookies named Earvin "Magic" Johnson (who took control of that game in the place of the injured Kareem) and Larry Bird, and with teams from 2 of the 5 biggest markets in the country playing each other in the Finals, that was inexcusable. Stern worked with CBS to get a better contract, and the money poured in for all.

On February 1, 1984, O'Brien retired as Commissioner, and, in a move that surprised no one, Stern was elected to replace him. He held the job for the next 30 years. It's just a coincidence that Michael Jordan made his debut 9 months after Stern took the job -- and so did 3 other future Hall-of-Famers: Hakeem Olajuwon, Charles Barkley and John Stockton -- but it might seem to some that Stern taking the job was the conception of the NBA as we know it today, and Jordan's debut was the birth.

Indeed, there are 3 men who are responsible for the growth of the NBA into what it is today:

* James Naismith, who invented the sport in 1891, and made it popular on America's college campuses.
* Ned Irish, the Madison Square Garden official who, in 1934, began staging college basketball doubleheaders there, often including games between teams from different parts of the country, expanding national interest in the college game; and then, in 1946 being among the founders of the NBA as owner of the Garden-based New York Knickerbockers and running them until 1974, helping to establish pro basketball as here to stay, and largely keeping it going until a Stern-like figure could follow. And...
* David Stern, who arrived in 1978 at a 22-team league with poor TV coverage that left it a distant 3rd behind MLB and the NFL, and arguably less popular than the college game; and in 2014 left a 30-team league that was, around the world, more popular than any league, in any sport, with the sole exception of English soccer's Premier League. (No, not Spain's La Liga: Real Madrid and Barcelona are popular worldwide, but the rest of that league is not.)

It wasn't just in basketball that Stern had influence. He wanted to see the NBA stars in the Olympics. So he pushed the International Olympic Committee to finally end "shamateurism": The idea that Communist countries could have state-sponsored athletes, professional in all but name, while the world's free countries had to keep their athletes amateur or the athletes -- not the countries themselves -- would be banned from amateur competitions in all those sports where there were few, if any, professional competitions at all.

This led to the "Dream Team" that plowed through the 1992 Olympics in Barcelona, Spain. There were 12 players. Only Duke star Christian Laettner had yet to play a pro game, and only Laettner has yet to be elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Everybody else involved, save for assistant coach P.J. Carlesimo, has been elected: Johnson, Bird, Jordan, Barkley, Stockton, David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Scottie Pippen, Clyde Drexler, Karl Malone, Chris Mullin, head coach Chuck Daly, and assistant coaches Mike Krzyzewski and Lenny Wilkens (who has been elected both as a player and as a coach). In fact, of those players, only Laettner and Mullin were not named to the NBA's 50th Anniversary 50 Greatest Players in 1996.

Look at the results of that 1992 Dream Team. We have had NBA superstars from Europe, such as Arvydas Sabonis and Sarunas Marciulionis from the Soviet Union/Lithuania, Vlade Divac from Yugoslavia/Serbia, Drazen Petrovic from Yugoslavia/Croatia, Dirk Nowitzki from Germany, Tony Parker from France, Pau and Marc Gasol from Spain, Giannis Antetokounmpo from Greece and Luka Doncic from Slovenia; from Africa, such as Olajuwon from Nigeria, Dikembe Mutombo from Zaire/Congo, Luol Deng from South Sudan and Joel Embiid from Cameroon; from South America, such as Manu Ginobili from Argentina; from Asia, such as Yao Ming from China; from Australia, such as Luc Longley, Andrew Bogut and Ben Simmons.

As for the growth of the teams: It has gone both ways. The Orlando Magic (1989) established a market that had not previously been home to an NBA or an ABA team. The San Diego Clippers (1978), the Minnesota Timberwolves (1989), the Toronto Raptors (1995), the New Orleans Hornets (2002, became the Pelicans in 2012) and the Charlotte Bobcats (2004, awarded the Hornets name in 2013) entered markets that had lost an NBA team.

The Clippers, the T-Wolves, the Pelicans, the Utah Jazz (1979), the Dallas Mavericks (1980), the Miami Heat (1988), the Charlotte Hornets (1988) and the Memphis Grizzlies (2001) were put in markets that had lost an ABA team.

Furthermore, he managed to prevent the abandonment of New Orleans for Oklahoma City (except as a temporary post-Hurricane Katrina home) by the Hornets in 2006, and of Sacramento for Anaheim by the Kings in 2012. In addition to helping Sacramento swing a new arena that guarantees the team's long-term ensconcement, he helped Atlanta save the Hawks and Milwaukee save the Bucks with new arenas.

But several teams, under Stern's tenure (counting back to his 1978 arrival, not just to his 1984 accession as Commissioner) moved, and have not been replaced. The Buffalo Braves became the San Diego Clippers in 1978, and then the Los Angeles Clippers in 1984. The Kansas City Kings became the Sacramento Kings in 1985. The Vancouver Grizzlies moved to Memphis in 2001. The Seattle SuperSonics became the Oklahoma City Thunder in 2008.

And, while they stayed in the same market, the New Jersey Nets became the Brooklyn Nets in 2012, while the Golden State Warriors moved back across San Francisco Bay from Oakland to San Francisco in 2019.

As the 2020s have dawned, neither Buffalo, nor San Diego, nor Kansas City, nor Memphis, nor Seattle, nor New Jersey, nor Oakland has returned to the NBA.

Was passing a new minimum age of 19 for players entering the NBA, and prohibiting them from being drafted out of high school, a good thing? It does give them an extra year to polish their skills and, hopefully, gain maturity. But it also led to "one and done": One year of college, in which basketball is primary and education is, at most, secondary. College basketball really does get treated as the NBA's minor league, as opposed to the G-League, or the D-League, or whatever the hell that's called now.

But Stern could also be a tyrant. He locked the players out twice, canceling the starts of the 1998-99 and 2011-12 seasons, and very nearly the entire seasons. This kind of behavior may have inspired Gary Bettman, who essentially held Stern's old job with the NBA from 1981 to 1993, to be a dick with labor negotiations once he became Commissioner of the NHL, and cancel the entire 2004-05 season in order to break the players' union and institute a salary cap.

On his show Real Sports, Bryant Gumbel said Stern was acting like "some kind of modern-day plantation overseer." He may have been referring to the one-and-done rule, and a 2005 dress code that banned players from wearing headphones, chains, shorts, sleeveless shirts, sunglasses and baseball caps during officially-NBA-sanctioned public appearances.

Allen Iverson of the Philadelphia 76ers -- you might remember him wearing a whacked-out version of a Boston Red Sox cap during his famed "We talkin''bout practice" press conference, in 2002, 3 years before the code came into effect -- saw what Gumbel saw, saying, "They're targeting guys who dress like me, guys who dress hip-hop." Which leads me to think that, if he could have found a way to enforce it, Stern would have banned tattoos from the league with by far the most exposed skin.

There was also a perception that Stern tried to fix league results. In 1985, the Knicks, the team he grew up rooting for, ended up with the 1st pick in the NBA's Draft Lottery, in a year when the top pick was expected to be Ewing, who was being hailed as one of the greatest players in the history of college basketball. People who hated the Knicks (or, at least, New York) had a fit. And Knick fans began talking about not if Ewing would lead them to an NBA Championship, but how many. The answer turned out to be none.

But Stern did seem to favor certain teams. Michael Jordan became his meal ticket; then, the Lakers of Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant; then, LeBron James. Here's one way of looking at Stern's tenure: NBA Championships won:

Los Angeles Lakers, 8: 1985, 1987, 1988, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2009, 2010.
Chicago Bulls with Michael Jordan, 6: 1991, 1992, 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998.
San Antonio Spurs, 5: 1999, 2003, 2005, 2007, 2011. (2014 came after Stern retired.)
Teams with Shaquille O'Neal on them, 4: 2000, 2001, 2002, 2006.
Boston Celtics, 3: 1984, 1986, 2008.
Detroit Pistons, 3: 1989, 1990, 2004.
Miami Heat, 3: 2006, 2012, 2013.
Houston Rockets, 2: 1994, 1995.
Teams with LeBron James on them, 2: 2012, 2013.
Dallas Mavericks, 1: 2011.
Chicago Bulls without Michael Jordan, in their entire history, none.

And the officiating, good grief. Jordan was more of a travelin' man than Ricky Nelson. And the Lakers were practically gifted their 2000, '01 and '02 titles by the referees. As Sacramento fans about the 2002 Western Conference Finals sometime.

Then again, the Knicks still haven't won a title since 1973. And LeBron's Finals record, including after Stern's retirement, is 3-6.

Stern retired in 2014, handing the job over to his deputy, Adam Silver, a move approved by the league owners. Retired from an active role in basketball, he thus became eligible for the Basketball Hall of Fame, and was elected later that year.

Stern was married to the former Dianne Bock, and they had 2 sons, Eric and Andrew.

On December 12, 2019, David Stern suffered a brain hemorrhage, and underwent emergency surgery at a Manhattan hospital. It was not successful, and he died on January 1, 2020, at the age of 77.

It is possible to look at his entire record, and view him favorably. But that entire record shows some unpleasant things that can't be ignored. Was he one of the great men of sports, not just his own sport? As with the men usually considered the greatest league bosses in their respective sports, Kenesaw Mountain Landis in MLB, Pete Rozelle in the NFL, and Clarence Campbell in the NHL, the answer has to be, "Yes, but... "

Sam Wyche, 1945-2020

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Say a nice word for Sam Wyche, even if you live in Cleveland.

Samuel David Wyche was born on January 5, 1945 in Atlanta. He played quarterback at Furman University in Greenville, South Carolina, getting a Bachelor of Arts degree there and a Masters of Business Administration from the University of South Carolina.

He wasn't considered good enough to make the NFL. Fortunately for him and for many others, the 1960s were the time of, among other innovative and rebellious things, the American Football League. After playing the 1966 and 1967 seasons in West Virginia, with the Wheeling Ironmen of the Continental Football League, an AFL expansion team, the Cincinnati Bengals, signed him for the 1968 season.

That 1st year, he started 3 out of 14 games. In 1969, he again started just 3. In 1970, the Bengals and the other AFL teams were admitted into the NFL as part of the merger agreement between the leagues. Again, he played in all 14 games, but started just 3.
Why would he play in just about every game, when he wasn't the starting quarterback? Because the owner, general manager and head coach of the Bengals was Paul Brown. An offensive genius at Massillon High School in Northern Ohio, at Ohio State University, and with the Cleveland Browns, he had led the Browns to the Championship in all 4 seasons of the All-America Football Conference, 1946 to 1949; and then to the Eastern Division title in the NFL 6 straight seasons, 1950 to 1955, winning the Championship in 1950, '54 and '55.

He ran an offense the likes of which the NFL had never seen before, even with George Halas' Chicago Bears "Monsters of the Midway" with their flashy variation on the old T formation in the 1940s.

He had been fired as Browns coach by new owner Art Modell in 1962. His contract was guaranteed, so he had money. The joke was that the only men making more money to play golf were Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus. He had time to spend with his family. But he missed football terribly.

So when the AFL gave him a chance to get back into the pro game, he did it with gusto, and tried to rebuild the Browns, a Browns without Modell, a Browns over which the other owners gave him full operational control. He was in the same State. He used the same base color, orange. He even gave his team the same initials, CB.

But he didn't have the talent: No Otto Graham at quarterback, no Marion Motley or Jim Brown to run the ball, no Dante Lavelli or Mac Speedie to catch it, no Frank Gatski or Bill Willis or Lou Groza to block for them.

What he did have was an assistant coach named Bill Walsh, who would later use what he learned from Brown to build a San Francisco 49ers team that would win 5 Super Bowls -- 3 while he was their head coach, 2 after. And he had Sam Wyche, one of those mediocre athletes who learned everything he could about the sport, so that when he turned to coaching, he was ready.

In 1971, Wyche was traded to the Washington Redskins. The team won the 1972 NFC Championship, and so they appeared in Super Bowl VII -- but Wyche himself did not, stuck behind Sonny Jurgensen and Billy Kilmer. In 1974, he was traded to the Detroit Lions. In 1976, he was traded to the St. Louis Cardinals (football version). But his playing career was a disappointment.

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Fortunately, his connection to Brown paid off. He already had a year as an assistant coach under his belt, in 1967, with South Carolina while he was getting his MBA there. When Walsh became head coach of the 49ers in 1979, he hired Wyche, who helped him build the team that won Super Bowl XVI in 1982.

In 1983, Sam got his 1st head coaching job, at Indiana University. He only went 3-8. But in 1984, needing a new head coach when Forrest Gregg, who'd gotten the Bengals to the AFC title but lost that very same Super Bowl XVI to the 49ers, took the head job with his former team, the Green Bay Packers, Paul Brown, still owner and GM of the Bengals, hired Sam.

It didn't seem to work out. In his 1st 4 seasons, he finished 8-8, 7-9, 10-6 and 4-11, not making the Playoffs in any of them. But in 1988, with lefthanded quarterback Norman "Boomer" Esiason leading the Paul Brown offense that Wyche had adapted, they went 12-4, winning the AFC Central Division, and earning him the nickname bestowed upon him by Norman Chad of ESPN: "Always Innovative Sam Wyche." In the Playoffs, they beat the Seattle Seahawks, and then the Buffalo Bills. The Bengals were AFC Champions again, and off to Super Bowl XXIII.
Wyche and Esiason

Again, the opposition was Walsh and his 49ers. The game was tight: It was 3-3 at the half, and 6-6 after 3 quarters. In the 4th quarter, despite losing All-Pro linebacker Tim Krumrie to a broken leg, the Bengals had leads of 13-6 and 16-13. It looked like they might bring Cincinnati its 1st NFL title. But Joe Montana, using plays Walsh had adapted from Brown's playbook as far back as the 1940s, led the Niners down the field, and they took a 20-16 lead with 34 seconds to go.
Wyche and Walsh after Super Bowl XXIII

As Gregg had 7 years earlier, Wyche had gotten the Bengals close to a title -- indeed, he'd gotten them as close as any team had ever gotten to winning the Super Bowl without actually winning it. But it wasn't quite enough.

He went 8-8 in 1989, a season whose "highlight" came on December 10 at Riverfront Stadium, against Seattle. An apparently bad call by the officials led the Cincinnati fans to throw snowballs on the field, and the Seahawks, used to playing in the climate-controlled Kingdome, were getting hit by them. They walked over to the referee and said they would refuse to continue as long as the snowballs kept falling.

And instead of ruling that the Seahawks were forfeiting, the referees followed the letter of the law, and told Wyche that, as the home team, the Bengals would forfeit if the field of play remained unplayable.

Wyche asked for the referee's microphone, and told the fans to stop, citing the frequent misbehavior by their arch-rivals across the State: "Will the next person that sees anybody throw anything onto this field, point 'em out, and get 'em out of here! You don't live in Cleveland! You live in Cincinnati!"

That got a huge cheer from the crowd -- and, no doubt, a smile from Paul Brown. The throwing stopped. The Bengals lost the game anyway, 24-17.

The Bengals won the AFC Central again in 1990 with a 9-7 record, then beat the Houston Oilers in the 1st round of the Playoffs, but lost the next round to the Los Angeles Raiders. In 1991, Paul Brown died, and his son Mike Brown fired Wyche after a 3-13 season. Cincinnati fans still loved him, though.

And he wasn't out of work long. He was quickly hired by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but it got no batter: In 4 seasons, he went 5-11, 5-11, 6-10 and 7-9, and was fired after the 1995 season. However, as de facto GM, Wyche had drafted 3 of the defensive players who would turn the Bucs around under their next 2 coaches, Tony Dungy and Jon Gruden: Warren Sapp, Derrick Brooks and John Lynch. Wyche's record as an NFL head coach was 84-107: 61-66 in Cincinnati, and 23-41 in Tampa Bay.

In 1996 and 1997, he was an NBC studio analyst. Fro 1998 to 2001, he was a color commentator for CBS. In 2002, he went back to South Carolina, and became a substitute teacher and an assistant coach at Pickens High School. In 2004, he got back into the NFL, as the quarterbacks coach for the Buffalo Bills, whose head coach, Mike Mularkey, had coached under him in Tampa Bay. After 2 seasons there, he went back to Pickens High, and was there for another 2 seasons.

Two of his assistants became NFL coaches, thus also becoming part of the "coaching trees" of Brown and Walsh: Bruce Coslet (1990-93 New York Jets, 1994-2000 Bengals) and Mike Mularkey (2004-05 Bills, 2012 Jacksonville Jaguars, 2015-17 Tennessee Titans.)
At the Bengals' 50th season celebration in 2017

He and his wife Jane had a son named Zak and a daughter named Kerry, who gave them 6 grandchildren. But years of hard living caught up with him. In 2016, he got a heart transplant. In 2019, he was diagnosed with liver cancer. Sam Wyche died yesterday, January 2, 2020, and his home in Pickens, 3 days short of his 75th birthday.

Perhaps even more than Paul Brown, Sam Wyche was Mr. Cincinnati Bengal.

How to Be a Devils Fan at Madison Square Garden -- 2020 Edition

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Currently, the New Jersey Devils are in 8th and last place in the NHL Metropolitan Division, with 36 points. In the entire League, only the Detroit Red Wings have a worse record -- and that counts the Wings having beaten the Devils once this season. The Devils are 13 points out of the 8th and last Playoff seed in the Eastern Conference, with 42 games, roughly half the season, to go.

But their arch-rivals, the New York Rangers aren't much better, with 42 points, 7 out of the last Playoff spot.

Next Thursday night, the Devils will play the Rangers at Madison Square Garden. It will not be one of the more consequential meetings in what was once called "the Lincoln Tunnel Tangle."

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There are certain requirements to being a New Jersey Devils fan:

1. You have to love hockey.

2. You have to love New Jersey, and be ready to defend your home State against all who would insult it.

3. You have to hate the New York Rangers, a.k.a. The Scum.

4. You have to hate the Philadelphia Flyers, a.k.a. The Philth, although giving them a grudging respect is definitely permitted, because, unlike most Ranger fans, Flyer fans do tend to know the game.

With regard to The Scum:

5. You have to remind them that they don't get to talk about "history" when they've won the Stanley Cup just once since Pearl Harbor, while we've won it 3 times since Oklahoma City. They don't get to brag about being an "Original Six" team when 4 of the 6 teams weren't original, and that 8 Cups have been won by "Original Six" teams since they last won it (4 by Detroit, 3 by Chicago, 1 by Boston).

6. You have to explain why Henrik Lundqvist is no "king," and will never be as good a goaltender as Martin Brodeur was.

7. You have to explain why Mark Messier was never as good a Captain, and Brian Leetch was never as good a defenseman, as Scott Stevens was.

8. You have to explain why Claude Lemieux was a real player, while Sean Avery was never anything more than a classless thug.

9. And, eventually, at least once, you have to go into the belly of the beast, Madison Square Garden, and see the Devils play the Rangers.

The experience could get ugly -- for reasons that have nothing to do with the physical appearance of either The Scum (the Rangers) or the Scummers (Rangers fans).

And, in case you're wondering: I've adopted the terms "The Scum" -- always Capital T, Capital S -- for your team's arch-rivals, and "Scummers" for their fans, from English soccer. If you don't like to see a sports-themed blog with that kind of language in it, too goddamned bad.

Follow these directions, and, most likely, you will get in, see the game, and get out in one piece.

Before You Go. This game is in the same metropolitan area, so the weather will not be noticeably different upon your arrival than when you left your residence. Nor will the time zone be any different, although Ranger fans often act like it's still 1994 and they're still a successful club. (It isn't, and they're not.) So "Set your watch back 26 years" is merely a joke. Much like the Rangers themselves.

Tickets. Pretty much since the Rangers' late 1970s revival, they averaged 18,200 fans per game, a sellout every night. Since "The Garden Transformed," which is at least the 2nd major renovation of the 1968 Garden (this 2011-13 revamp followed one in 1991-92), capacity has been reduced slightly, to 18,006. But they are no longer selling out every game, averaging 17,186 this season, only about 95 percent of capacity.

Contrast that with the Devils, who are averaging 14,994 this season, or 91 percent of capacity. This is a sore spot in the rivalry: Ranger fans love to point out that they sell out every night, while the Devils don't even come close. Well, what would you rather have in your building: 15,000 people with taste, or 17,000 drunken, boorish animals?

At any rate, if you don't already have a ticket for Saturday's game, you're probably out of luck, unless you want to take your chances with StubHub or a scalper.

Seats in the lower level, the 100 sections, are $323 between the goals and $207 behind them. In the 200 sections, $134 and $151. The former 300 sections are now the 400 sections, going for $110. And the former 400s, the old "Blue Seats," full of the nastiest Ranger fans, are now the 300 sections, going for $175. If you take your chances with a scalper, figure that, whatever price is listed on the ticket, you'll be charged at least double. Law of supply and demand, and all that.

At least you can know that there really isn't a bad seat in the house. Let me rephrase that: There isn't a bad view in the house, and the seats themselves are comfortable -- but those around you might make it a "bad seat." I'd especially advise you, as a visiting fan, to stay out of the uppermost seats: This is hardcore Blueshirt fan territory. If your choice is a seat in the 300s and a seat in the 400s for $50 more, spend the extra half-C-note and be safer.

Getting There. Madison Square Garden is in Midtown Manhattan, between 31st and 33rd Streets, between 7th and 8th Avenues, on top of Pennsylvania Station. The official address for the arena is 4 Pennsylvania Plaza -- if they used a traditional address, it would be either 400 7th Avenue (the main entrance for The Garden is on 7th), or 200 West 32nd Street. 8th Avenue on the west side of The Garden, between 31st and 33rd Streets, is named Joe Louis Plaza, although Louis only fought at the previous Garden.

It's 14 road miles from the Prudential Center, and if you were going to drive from pretty much anywhere in New Jersey, you would take the Turnpike to Exit 16E, and take the Lincoln Tunnel in, taking the right, downtown fork as you came out. But there are only 2 types of people who drive in Manhattan: Professionals (taxi drivers, chauffeurs and deliverymen) and people who end up asking themselves, "Why did I do this?" The fact that The Garden is on top of Penn Station makes it all the more sensible to avoid driving, and take public transportation.

If you go in by New Jersey Transit train, it's simple enough: Just ride to New York's Penn Station. If you go in by bus, from Port Authority Bus Terminal to Penn Station and The Garden, it's just 1 one stop on the Subway: Take the A, C or E train from 42nd Street to 34th.
Times Square

Once In the City. You are, most likely, a native of the New York Tri-State Area, with its 23.9 million people, about 8.6 million of whom live within the 5 Boroughs. Certainly, if you are a Devils fan, you live in the Tri-State Area. You already know this stuff. If you don't, check the link for my piece on how to go to a Knicks game, and scroll down to "Once In the City."

I do want to note that ZIP Codes for Manhattan begin with the digits 100 (including the Knicks' team offices, in 10001), with a few examples of 101 (including the Madison Square Garden Corporation, at 10119, and the Rangers' team offices, in 10121) and 102.

New York's Area Code started as 212, but 718 was split off in 1984, for Brooklyn, Queens and Staten Island. The Bronx was also split off and moved to 718 in 1992. Now, only Manhattan has 212, with 917 overlaid in 1992, 646 in 1999, and 332 will be added this coming June 10. The Tri-State Area has 2 "beltways": Interstate 278, the Belt Parkway, within The City; and Interstate 287, in both New Jersey and Westchester County.
Going In. The 4th and current version of Madison Square Garden has only one real entrance, and that's on the 7th Avenue side. You'll see giant posters referencing the current Knick and Ranger squads, and historic moments that occurred at The Garden.

Besides those involving the home team, these include: The 1st fight between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier on March 8, 1971 (the 2nd was also held there, on January 28, 1974, but was far less significant because neither man then held the title), Nadia Comaneci performing the 1st perfect 10 in an international gymnastics meet in 1976 (before doing it again later in the year at the Olympics at the Montreal Forum), and various concerts and political conventions (the Democrats in 1976, 1980 and 1992, the Republicans in 2004).
The Rangers and Knicks moved in when this Garden opened in February 1968. The WNBA's New York Liberty played here from 1997 to 2011, and again from 2014 to 2017. In the 2012 and 2013 seasons, when the renovations were done in the other teams' off-seasons, the Libs played at the Prudential Center in Newark. Since 2018, they've played at the Westchester County Center in White Plains.

Once your ticket is scanned, you will be directed to a "tower" at one of the "corners" of this completely round arena: Tower A (33rd & 8th), Tower B (33rd & 7th), Tower C (31st & 7th) or Tower D (31st & 8th). These are escalator towers, and will make it easier for you to find your seating section.

Although I am a Devils fan and I hate the Rangers (I'd say I hate their guts, but they are completely gutless), the only things I didn't like about The Garden as a structure are these escalator towers (they take too long, going either up or down) and the narrowness of the concourses (about half the width of those at the Prudential Center, and no wider than those at the inadequate Meadowlands Arena, or at the Nassau Coliseum before its recent renovation). Improving these was among the recent "The Garden Transformed" renovation.

The 100 and 200 Levels are now accessed by the Madison Concourse on the building's 6th Floor. The 300 and 400 Levels are accessed by the Garden Concourse on the 10th Floor. The old color system of red seats down below, white in the middle and blue up top is long gone. So is the system that replaced it, of purple seats in the 100 and 200 Levels and aquamarine in the 300 and 400s. They're all purple now. Fortunately, as I said, there really isn't a bad view from any seat in the house, not even in the 400 Level, and the sound carries spectacularly well.
The rink is laid out east-to-west. The Rangers attack twice toward the west side, the 8th Avenue end. The Garden is 1 of 11 current arenas to house both an NBA team and an NHL team.

Food. Although New York is one of the world's great food cities, The Garden isn't exactly known for great food. Perhaps having so many well-known restaurants and bars around the place is a reason: The Madison Square Garden Corporation might have good relationships with these establishments, and not want to outshine them. Some of these places would go out of business without Knick and Ranger postgame traffic.

There are specialty stands of interest, though. The 10th Floor has Garden Market between Towers B & C (on the 7th Avenue side), and the 6th Floor has one behind Sections 108 and 115.
Also on the 6th Floor, there is Carlos and Gabby's Kosher & Mexican Grill (I don't know whether to say, "Oy vey!" or "¡Ay, caramba!") at 111, and Senzai Sushi at 118. Ice cream is available at 110, and 16 Handles Frozen Yogurt at 115. "Coffee and Deserts" are at 114.

Team History Displays. There used to be a "Madison Square Garden Hall of Fame," with the names listed on the marquee at the main doors on the 7th Avenue side. That was removed a few years ago. there is now a "Walk of Fame," inside the arenas. Inductees include:

* Rangers: Harry Howell, Rod Gilbert, Eddie Giacomin, Phil Esposito and Mark Messier.

* Other Hockey Legends: Maurice Richard, Gordie Howe, Bobby Orr and Wayne Gretzky.

* Knicks: Joe Lapchick, Dick McGuire, Harry Gallatin, Red Holzman, Willis Reed, Bill Bradley, Walt Frazier, Dave DeBuscchere and Patrick Ewing.

* St. John's: Lou Carnesecca, and Lapchick and McGuire also qualify here.

* Liberty: Teresa Weatherspoon.

* Other Basketball Legends: Nat Holman, George Mikan, Bob Cousy, Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robertson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, Carol Blazejowski,

* Boxers: Jack Dempsey, Joe Louis, Sugar Ray Robinson, Rocky Marciano, Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier and Oscar De La Hoya. If you see Robinson, and are wondering about Sugar Ray Leonard, he only fought at The Garden once, near the end of his career. Mike Tyson? Two fights on his way up, in 1986, but he's not honored here.

* Tennis players Rod Laver, Billie Jean King, Chris Evert, Martina Navaratilova, John McEnroe and Steffi Graf.

* Track: Jesse Owens, Glenn Cunningham, Carl Lewis and Jackie Joyner-Kersee.

* Other Sports: Figure skater Scott Hamilton and "wrestling" official Vince McMahon.

* Sportscasters; Bob Wolff and Marv Albert.

* Music: George Harrison (but not any of the other Beatles), The Rolling Stones, The Grateful Dead, Elton John and Billy Joel.

* And the longtime official photographer for the arena, George Kalinsky.

The Rangers hang banners for their 1928, 1933, 1940 and 1994 Stanley Cups; their 2014 Eastern Conference Championship; their 1992 President's Trophy for finishing 1st overall in the regular season (as Queens native Archie Bunker would say, "Well, whoop dee do!"); and their regular-season Division Championships of 1927, 1932, 1942, 1990, 2012 and 2014.
(Although the Rangers reached the Stanley Cup Finals in 1929, 1937, 1950, 1972 and 1979, these were not "championships" of any kind, and there is no notation for any of them.)

The Rangers have 10 banners honoring retired numbers, although (as with the Yankees) they are willing to retire a number for 2 different players. Despite being around since 1926, they didn't retire a number until 1979 (Rod Gilbert), and as late as 2004, 78 years into their history, they only had 2 (Eddie Giacomin's was retired in 1989). Over the next 4 years, they had 5 ceremonies for 6 players, including 2 guys who'd debuted for them in the 1950s (and, thankfully, were still alive to enjoy it).

The numbers are: 1, Eddie Giacomin, goaltender 1965-75; 2, Brian Leetch, defenseman 1987-2004; 3, Harry Howell, defenseman 1952-69; 7, Rod Gilbert, right wing 1961-77; 9, Andy Bathgate, center 1954-64, and Adam Graves, left wing 1991-2001; 11, Vic Hadfield, left wing 1959-74, and Mark Messier, center 1991-97 and 2000-04; 19, Jean Ratelle, center, 1960-76; and 35, Mike Richter, goaltender 1990-2003.

And, of course, while he only played 3 seasons with the Rangers, and only got as far as the Conference Finals in 1997 (making it a bit silly to claim him as a "Ranger Hall-of-Famer"), the Number 99 of Wayne Gretzky is retired throughout the League, but his number is separate from the others.

Calendar year 2018 saw the retirements of 11 for Hadfield and 19 for Ratelle. Together, with Gilbert, who is still the Rangers' all-time leader in goals with 406 and points with 1,021, they formed "the GAG Line," which stood for "Goal-a-Game." They were together from Gilbert's arrival in 1961 until Hadfield was traded in 1974, but the name wasn't used until the 1971-72 season, when the Rangers reached the Finals and lost to the Boston Bruins.

Bathgate is an interesting case: The Winnipeg native won the Hart Trophy as NHL MVP in 1959, and appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated that year, the 1st Ranger so honored. The article suggested he was, already, the greatest Ranger ever. Yet he didn't get his number retired by the team until 2009, when he was 78 years old. He also won the Stanley Cup -- in 1964, with the Toronto Maple Leafs, mere weeks after the Rangers traded him away. His grandson Andy is currently in the Pittsburgh Penguins' minor-league system.

There are 25 players who played at least 5 seasons with the Rangers who are in the Hockey Hall of Fame, yet only Giacomin, Leetch, Howell, Gilbert, Bathgate, Messier, Ratelle and Richter are honored with retired numbers. (Graves and Hadfield aren't in the Hall yet.)

Frank Boucher was the Captain of the Rangers' 1928 and 1933 Cup wins, and the head coach of their 1940 win. They didn't win the Cup without him being directly involved until 1994. Have they retired his number? Yes -- but for Gilbert; it was 7. Nor have the numbers of his linemates on the "A-Line" (named for the 8th Avenue Subway) been retired Hall-of-Famers and brothers Bill and Frederick "Bun" Cook (5 and 6, respectively) been retired.

Ivan "Ching" Johnson was a Hall-of-Fame defenseman in that era, but Number 3 isn't retired for him. Bryan Hextall (father of 2 NHL players and grandfather of infamous goalie Ron) is in the Hall, and scored the winning goal for the 1940 Cup, but his Number 12 isn't in the rafters. From their 1970s teams, the Rangers could have retired 2 for Brad Park long before Leetch arrived.

And, of course, the greatest Ranger of them all, Lester Patrick, their 1st head coach and general manager, could have been honored with the retirement of the Number 16 he wore just once, as an emergency goalie in the 1928 Finals. (Today, that wouldn't be allowed, but with today's 2-goalie rosters and better protection, it wouldn't be necessary).

As I said, there used to be a display on the marquee at the 7th Avenue entrance showing a "Madison Square Garden Hall of Fame." It's gone now. And the Rangers certainly have enough club legends to have a Monument Park-like display someone in The Garden. But they don't.

If it wasn't for MSG Network's program MSG Vault showing clips from the 1970s and '80s, a stupid man (of which Ranger fandom has many) could easily believe that the club's history began with Messier's arrival in 1991 -- especially now that chanting "NINE-teen-FOR-ty!" no longer works.

All that history, yet the club honors only one man who (barely) played for them before the Presidency of Dwight D. Eisenhower. While Ranger fans like to brag about their history (its length, if not its fleeting glory), the club has done a poor job of recognizing it.
L to R, in the order that their numbers were retired:
Rod Gilbert, Eddie Giacomin, Mike Richter, Mark Messier,
Brian Leetch, Adam Graves, Andy Bathgate and Harry Howell.
February 22, 2009, when Bathgate and Howell had their numbers retired.
Bathgate died in 2016, Howell in 2019. The rest are still alive.

Messier, Leetch and Bathgate were named to The Hockey News' 100 Greatest Players in 1998. So were 1928 and 1933 Cup-winners Frank Boucher, Bill Cook and Earl Seibert; 1940 Cup-winner Babe Pratt; 1950s star Bill Gadsby; 1970s stars Brad Park and Phil Esposito; Mike Gartner, who just missed the 1994 Cup; and Wayne Gretzky, who played his last 3 seasons with the Rangers.

The Lester Patrick Trophy, named for the Rangers' 1st boss, is awarded for contributions to hockey in America. As you might guess, many members of the Rangers' organization have received it. It was established after Lester's death, but his son Lynn received it, partly for playing for the Rangers, and partly as the original GM of the St. Louis Blues. Other Ranger players who've received it are: Frank Boucher, Murray Murdoch, Rod Gilbert, John Davidson, Phil Esposito, Brian Mullen, Mark Messier, Brian Leetch, Mike Richter and Wayne Gretzky -- although Gretzky, and arguably Esposito, got it more for contributions elsewhere.

Also receiving the award were Rangers GMs John Kilpatrick, Bill Jennings and Emile Francis; head coaches Boucher, Francis and Fred Shero; boradcasters Davidson and Bill Chadwick (honored mainly for his contributions as the finest referee in NHL history), scout Bob Crocker, and publicists Jim Hendy and John Halligan.

Bill Cook, Ching Johnson, and Red Dutton and Normie Himes of the New York Americans were named to the NHL All-Star Team that opposed the host Toronto Maple Leafs in the Ace Bailey Benefit Game in 1934. Frank Boucher, Cecil Dillon, and Americans Sweeney Schriner, Art Chapman and Hap Day (better known as a Maple Leaf) were named to the All-Star team that opposed a combined Canadiens and Maroons team at the Montreal Forum in the Howie Morenz Memorial Game in 1937. Art Coulter, Neil Colville, and Tom Anderson and Harvey "Busher" Jackson of the Americans (like Day, better known as a Leaf) were named to the All-Star team that opposed the Canadiens in the Babe Siebert Memorial Game in 1939.

Grant Warwick, Edgar Laprade and Tony Leswick (better known for scoring the winning goal for Detroit in overtime of Game 7 of the 1954 Finals) were named to the team that opposed the defending Champion Leafs in the 1st official NHL All-Star Game in 1947. Brad Park, Rod Seiling, and the entire "Goal-A-Game Line" (or "GAG Line") of Vic Hadfield, Jean Ratelle and Rod Gilbert were named to Team Canada for the 1972 "Summit Series" with the Soviet Union. And 4 members of the 1980 U.S. Olympic team played for the Rangers: Rob McClanahan, Dave Silk, Bill Baker and Mark Pavelich.

Due to their inclusion on Team Canada '72, Park, Seiling, Hadfield, Ratelle, Gilbert and the non-yet-Ranger Esposito were elected to Canada's Walk of Fame. For his overall contributions to the sport, so was Gretzky. Gretzky and Anders Hedberg, a Swedish right wing who starred in the '79 Finals team, have been elected to the International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF) Hall of Fame.

Ranger players in the Hockey Hall of Fame include:

* From the 1928 Cup winners: Boucher, the Cook brothers, Johnson.

* From the 1933 Cup winners: Boucher, the Cook brothers, Johnson, Babe Siebert, Earl Seibert (No relation: Note the different spellings).

* From the 1940 Cup winners: Coulter, Hextall, Lynn Patrick (but not, as yet, his brother and teammate Murray "Muzz" Patrick), Neil Colville (but not, as yet, his brother and teammate Mac Colville), Babe Pratt, Clint Smith.

* From the 1950 Cup Finalists: Laprade, Buddy O'Connor, Chuck Rayner, Allan Stanley.

* From the 1950s and 1960s: Bathgate, Howell, Gadsby, Gump Worsley.

* From the 1972 Cup Finalists: Giacomin, Gilbert, Park, Ratelle.

* From the 1979 Cup Finalists: Esposito, Davidson (elected mainly as a broadcaster).

* From the 1994 Cup winners: Messier and Leetch. Richter and Graves are not yet in. Gretzky arrived in 1996. Sergei Zubov was elected to the Hall in 2019, but 1993-94 was 1 of only 3 seasons he played for the Rangers, and thus he doesn't count for them.

Bathgate, Ratelle, Esposito, Messier, Leetch and Gretzky were named to the NHL's 100th Anniversary 100 Greatest Players in 2017.

In addition to the Knicks' and Rangers' banners, 2 music legends are honored with banners at "The World's Most Famous Arena." Bronx-born, Long Island-raised Billy Joel was given a Number 12 banner, for the Garden record of straight sellout concerts he had played recently (breaking his 2006 record of 12, necessitating a new banner). That banner has been replaced by one with the number 100 on it, for having the most concerts by a single performer. Previously, Elton John held the record of 64, including for the 60th time on his 60th birthday.
The previous banners for the Piano Men.

There aren't, however, banners honoring some other landmark concerts at The Garden, though some of these are mentioned at the entrance: The 1968 opener with Frank Sinatra; the 1971 Concert for Bangladesh headlined by ex-Beatles George Harrison and Ringo Starr, with appearances by Bob Dylan and Eric Clapton; ex-Beatle John Lennon's One to One Concert of 1972 and his surprise guest appearance with Elton John on Thanksgiving night 1974, his last live concert appearances; Elvis Presley on June 9, 10 and 11, 1972; Led Zeppelin's 1973 shows that formed the concert film The Song Remains the Same; and the all-star shows that paid tribute to Dylan in 1992 and Michael Jackson in 2001, and raised funds for charities following the 9/11 attacks in 2001, Hurricane Katrina in 2005, and Hurricane Sandy in 2012.

The 1st Ali-Frazier fight was 1 of 8 fights for the Heavyweight Championship of the World to be held at the current Garden. The others: Frazier defeating Jimmy Ellis, February 16, 1970; Ali hanging on to beat Earnie Shavers, September 29, 1977; Larry Holmes beating Mike Weaver, June 22, 1979; Riddick Bowe beating Michael Dokes, February 6, 1993; the draw that robbed Lennox Lewis of a win in his 1st fight with Evander Holyfield, March 13, 1999; Lewis' win over Michael Grant, April 29, 2000; and Andy Ruiz Jr.'s upset knockout of Anthony Joshua to win the WBA and IBF titles on On June 1, 2019. (Joshua avenged that defeat on December 7, but it was not at The Garden.)

The Devils-Rangers rivalry is closer than you might think: The Rangers have won 137 games, the Devils 119, with 27 ties. (These totals include Playoff games.) There have been 6 Playoff matchups, with the Rangers leading 4-2.

The Rangers won the 1992 Patrick Division Semifinals, the 1994 Eastern Conference Finals (with Game 7 going to double overtime before Stephane Matteau's goal won it), the 1997 Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, and the 2008 Eastern Conference Quarterfinals (the 1st postseason series played at the Prudential Center. The Devils won the 2006 Eastern Conference Quarterfinals (the only sweep), and the 2012 Eastern Conference Finals (with Adam Henrique's goal winning the clinching Game 6 in overtime).

But the bigger rivalry is Rangers vs. Islanders. There's a street connecting 31st and 33rd Streets, separating The Garden from Penn Station, and it's now used only for deliveries. It was a taxi stand prior to "The Garden Transformed," and I liked to say that it was the most dangerous place in New York City. Not just because New York taxi drivers are maniacs, but, when the Rangers played the Islanders at The Garden, Islander fans would have to cross it to get to Penn Station and the Long Island Rail Road, and, well, Rangers-Isles is one of the few times when North American sports fans act like English soccer hooligans.

This rivalry could not be much closer, and not just in the distance between the arenas: The Rangers have won 146 games, the Islanders 144, and there have been 19 ties. There have been 8 Playoff series between them, but none since 1994. The Isles lead, 5-3. The Rangers won the 1979 Stanley Cup Semifinals, the 1990 Patrick Division Semifinals, and the 1994 Eastern Conference Quarterfinals.

The Islanders have won in the 1975 Preliminary Round (a watershed moment that seemed to have changed Ranger fans' reputation from classy to boorish), the 1981 Stanley Cup Semifinals, the 1982 Patrick Division Finals, the 1983 Patrick Division Finals, and the 1984 Patrick Division Semifinals. The 1975 and 1984 Isle wins, and the 1979 Ranger win, have been regarded as epic contests.

Historically, the Rangers' biggest rival has been the Boston Bruins. Since the Rangers' founding in 1926, they've been trying to beat each other's brains out -- frequently, not a time-consuming task. The Bruins have won 292 games, the Rangers 259, and there have been 97 ties.

There's been 10 Playoff series between them, but only 1 in the last 47 years, and the Bruins lead 7-3. The Rangers' 1st Playoff series was against the Bruins, in 1927, and they lost. They also lost to the Bruins in the 1929 Stanley Cup Finals, the 1939 Stanley Cup Semifinals, the 1958 Stanley Cup Semifinals, the 1970 Stanley Cup Quarterfinals, the 1972 Stanley Cup Finals, and the 2013 Eastern Conference Semifinals. The Rangers have won in the 1928 Stanley Cup Semifinals, the 1940 Stanley Cup Semifinals, and the 1973 Stanley Cup Quarterfinals.

Stuff. There are souvenir stands all over The Garden, including at the front entrance. The Garden's teams also now have the MSG Team Store open a block away at the Manhattan Mall at Herald Square.

I could make a joke about Ranger fans being illiterate. Actually, there are probably more books written about the Rangers than any other hockey team -- given the relative size of Canada, they may have more written about them than the Montreal Canadiens or the Toronto Maple Leafs.

With "the Hockey Maven" himself, Stan Fischler, cranking out books at a Stephen King pace (despite closing in on his 88th birthday), it's as if there's always a new Ranger book available. A recent Maven effort, published in 2015, was in partnership with Rod Gilbert: We Are the Rangers: The Oral History of the New York Rangers. In 2000, slightly jumping the gun, John Halligan published a coffee-table book, New York Rangers: Seventy-Five Years.

There's not much available on specific eras in Ranger history. Colleen Aycock and Mark Scott (not the sportscaster who hosted Home Run Derby in 1960) wrote Tex Rickard: Boxing's Greatest Promoter. George Rickard was from Texas, made his money promoting big prizefights, almost singlehanded got the State of New York to drop its legal ban on boxing, built what became known as "the Old Garden" in 1925 for boxing, allowed the fledgling New York Americans to play hockey there, and, seeing the profits, founded a team that he, through the Garden corporation, would own, a team that was immediately nickname "Tex's Rangers." (And now you know why a hockey team in New York has a Wild West name.)

Eric Whitehead's book The Patricks: Hockey's Royal Family, published back in 1980 but available on Amazon.com, will tell you about Lester, and his sons Lynn and Murray (a.k.a. Muzz), who played or him on the Rangers' teams of the 1930s and '40s, including the 1940 Cup. It will also tell you how, even before the Rangers' founding in 1926, Lester and his brother Frank practically invented professional hockey as we know it (as a business, not just a game).

And for the 20th Anniversary of the one that will have to last a lifetime (it already has: 1940 to 2020 is 80 years), John Kreiser of NHL.com and then-GM Neil Smith wrote The Wait Is Over: The New York Rangers and the 1994 Stanley Cup. An update will be published this coming April 2, to mark the 25th Anniversary.

For Ranger videos, a DVD package of the 1994 Finals shouldn't be too hard to find. But that's about it. There was no 75th Anniversary team history DVD in 2001 (though that was the dawn of the DVD era), nor for the 80th in 2006. Maybe there will be one for the 90th in the 2015-16 season. Nor is there an official Greatest Games package from the NHL. That may be just as well, since about 6 of the 10 would probably be from 1994.
 

During the Game. A November 19, 2014 article on The Hockey News' website ranked the NHL teams' fan bases, and listed the Rangers' fans 11th, 5th among U.S.-based teams behind Chicago, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh and Minnesota: "Expensive to watch games at MSG, which doesn't fill up above capacity." (Most arenas don't.)

As for what kind of fans they are? Don't say I didn't warn you: A New York Rangers home game is one of the few occasions in North American sports where even a fan of a non-rival team, should he be willing to wear visiting team gear, can legitimately wonder if his safety is in question. Indeed, the worst example of fan violence I have ever seen (if not the worst actual fighting) took place during a Rangers-Devils game at The Garden -- and it happened just 1 row in front of me.

There were 4 men from the Czech Republic, each wearing the jersey of a different Czech player then on the Ranger roster: Jaromir Jagr, Martin Straka, Michal Rozsival and Petr Prucha. They were visibly drunk even when they arrived. For nearly 2 full periods, they were drinking further, and yelling in Czech. At least one of them did have a grasp of English, the one on the aisle, clearly the leader. In situations like that, there's always a leader, one who's clearly first among equal jackasses.

They didn't give me an especially hard time, mainly because I was ignoring them. Being a Polish-American of my size, with some sense of Eastern Europeans (and some sense), I wasn't going to take on 4 big Czechs who were already 17 sheets to the wind.

But a couple across the aisle from them, also wearing Ranger shirts, stood up and objected to their drunken, obnoxious behavior. The wife was on the aisle, and the leader got up and pushed her down. That's right: He pushed a woman. Wearing the jersey of the same team that he was wearing. Ladies and gentlemen, a New York Ranger fan. The husband was no dope: Instead of taking on this Bohemian brute (or, perhaps, a Moravian miscreant) himself, he signaled to security, and the Czechs were ejected. (The wife was okay.)

The date was January 22, 2006, and the Rangers won, 3-1, as the Devils really didn't even show up. And I paid $130 for a $70 seat. You know what? Being able to tell this story about the depravity of Ranger fans "eating their own" is worth more to me than the win would have been.

"But, Mike," you might say, "those guys weren't New Yorkers. You said it yourself: They were there to cheer on the Czech players, not the Rangers. Real Ranger fans aren't like that." Oh no? I've seen most of the NHL's teams, and their fans, at the Prudential Center. The only teams whose fans I've seen stir up trouble are the Rangers and the Flyers -- and the Flyers, only once, and it was settled quickly.

Ranger fans are animals. Absolute animals. How can these people, the majority of them also Yankee Fans, be such great people from April through October, and be such bastards from October through April? I'd hate to see what happens if one of these Yankee/Ranger fans ever made it to Fenway Park. Considering that all bullies are truly cowards, I suspect that none would dare go alone.
Do these halfwits think they look like the band KISS?
No, they look more like rejects from the Joker's gang.

John Amirante sang the National Anthem at Ranger games from 1980 until his retirement in 2015. He died in 2018. But the Ranger fans usually shout through the entire thing, showing great disrespect for country and or singer. And yet, if one of these people sees an athlete "take a knee" during the Anthem, they'll get upset. Did I mention that Ranger fans are animals?

Just as the Knicks, in their early 1970s glory days, once had Dancing Harry at The Garden, the Rangers, for the last few years, have had Dancin' Larry. When the sound system plays "Strike It Up" by Black Box (with the uncredited Martha Wash singing lead), Larry Goodman, a middle-aged bald man, gets out of his seat in Section 407 (the former Blue Seats) and starts dancing like a madman. In a 2010 interview, he claimed to have been a season-ticketholder since 1988 and only missed 5 home games in that span. He claimed to have been doing this at games since 1996 and that, "The fans depend on me." (Gee, they haven't won the Cup since he started dancing. The Curse of Dancin' Larry?)

The Rangers' goal song was written especially for them: It is "Slap Shot" by Bad Apple. The most familiar Ranger fan chant is, of course, "Let's go, Rangers!" They may also chant, "Hen-REEK!" for goalie Henrik Lundqvist, although they have yet to figure out that one does not become a "king" until he wears a crown. One good thing about Martin Brodeur no longer being on the Devils is that their derisive "Mar...tee!" chant is gone, even though it's obvious to any objective observer that "MAR-ty's-BET-ter!" And their suggestion that Brodeur was "fat" as always stupid: What does it say about your team that a "fat" goalie is better than your thin one?

At the end of the game, if the Rangers win, the players will gather at center ice and raise their sticks to salute the crowd. If they lose, well, good.

After the Game. New York's reputation as a high-crime city hasn't been true in years. But that may not matter much at a Ranger game. As you are directed to one of the escalator towers at the corners, a process that will take a while, your wisest move is to observe the advice of the legendary football coach Paul Brown: "When you win, say little; and when you lose, say less." Or, as Kenny Rogers put it, "You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done."

In other words, if the Devils win, accept your victory, get out, and don't taunt the animals; if the Rangers win, take your verbal (if slurred and incoherent) abuse, don't respond, and get out; and if they get physical, find security and report it. Never, under any circumstances, fight back, because you are hopelessly outnumbered. Let security handle it.

If this were a Knick game, there are dozens of bars around The Garden that are popular among postgamers that you could check out. But it's a Ranger game: If you live in New Jersey, get downstairs into Penn Station and get on the next available train to your area. If you came into The City by bus, get back to Port Authority. Do not fool around with this: You did what you came to do (see the Devils play the Rangers at The Garden), now get the hell out of Dodge.

If you're a fan of an NHL team not in the New York Tri-State Area, these bars have been known to cater to fans from the cities/metro areas in question:

* Anaheim Ducks: Unknown. Since they're a Los Angeles-area team, you might want to go where fans of most L.A. sports teams go, which is Taqueria St. Mark's Place, 79 St. Mark's Place. 6 Train to Astor Place. Be advised, though, that there could be Kings fans there.
* Arizona Coyotes: Foley's, 18 W. 33rd Street. B, D, F, N or R Train to Herald Square.
* Boston Bruins: Professor Thom's, 219 2nd Avenue. L Train to 3rd Avenue.
* Buffalo Sabres: Kelly's, 12 Avenue A. F Train to 2nd Avenue.
* Carolina Hurricanes: Brother Jimmy's, 416 8th Avenue, just across from The Garden. A, C or E Train to 34th Street.
* Chicago Blackhawks: Triona's, 237 Sullivan Street. A, C or E Train to W. 4th Street.
* Colorado Avalanche: Butterfield 8, 5 E. 38th Street. 7 Train to 5th Avenue.
* Columbus Blue Jackets: Iron Bar, 713 8th Avenue, off 45th Street. A, C or E Train to 42nd Street.
* Dallas Stars: Stone Creek, 140 E. 27th Street. 6 Train to 28th Street.
* Detroit Red Wings: Amity Hall, 80 W. 3rd Street. A, C or E Train to W. 4th Street.
* Florida Panthers: Slattery's, 8 E. 36th Street. B, D, F, N or R Train to Herald Square.
* Los Angeles Kings: Taqueria St. Mark's Place, 79 St. Mark's Place. 6 Train to Astor Place.
* Minnesota Wild: Bar None, 98 3rd Avenue. L Train to 3rd Avenue.
* Montreal Canadiens: Printer's Alley, 215 W. 40th Street.
* Nashville Predators: SideBar, 120 E. 15th Street. 4, 5, 6, L, N or R Train to Union Square.
* Philadelphia Flyers: Wogie's, 39 Greenwich Avenue. A, C or E Train to W. 4th Street.
* Pittsburgh Penguins: Reservoir Bar, 70 University Place. 4, 5, 6, L, N or R Train to Union Square.
* St. Louis Blues: Foley's, 18 W. 33rd Street. B, D, F, N or R Train to Herald Square.
* San Jose Sharks: Finnerty's, 221 2nd Avenue. L Train to 3rd Avenue. (Next-door to Professor Thom's.)
* Tampa Bay Lightning: Stillwater, 78 E. 4th Street. F Train to 2nd Avenue.
* Vegas Golden Knights: Unknown. They may not have decided on a place yet. Due to the Pac-12, Pacific Time in common, some of their fans go to Finnerty's. This may become a problem if a Sharks-Knights rivalry develops.
* Washington Capitals: Dorrian's Red Hand, 1616 2nd Avenue. Q Train to 86th Street.
* All Canadian teams: Your best bet is probably Manitoba's, 99 Avenue B. 6 Train to Astor Place.

If you're visiting New York during the European soccer season, as we are now in, there are many places where you can watch your favorite team. The best "football pub" in The City, and, indeed, in the country, is The Football Factory, downstairs at Legends NYC, at 6 West 33rd Street, across from the Empire State Building, and 2 blocks east from The Garden. B, D, F, N, Q or R train to 34th Street-Herald Square.

Sidelights. This is where I discuss other sports-related sites in the metropolitan area in question, and then move on to tourist attractions that have no (or little) connection to sports. Since most people reading this will be from the Tri-State Area, I'll limit it to just The Garden.

There is a Madison Square, where 23rd Street, 5th Avenue & Broadway all come together. The 1st 2 buildings to be named Madison Square Garden went up across from it, opening in 1879 and 1890, respectively, at 26th & Madison.
The 1879 Garden

These Gardens hosted concerts, circuses, Buffalo Bill Cody's Wild West Show, the Westminster Kennel Club, and similar exhibitions.

The 2nd Garden hosts a few prizefights, including 2 for the Heavyweight Championship of the World: Jess Willard's only successful defense of it, over Frank Moran on March 25, 1916; and Jack Dempsey's knockout of Bill Brennan on December 14, 1920. It also hosted the 1924 Democratic Convention, which, under the old 2/3rds rule, went to 103 ballots before compromising and nominating John W. Davis for President, and he lost badly to incumbent Calvin Coolidge.
The 1890 Garden

The New York Life Insurance Company held the mortgage on the 2nd Garden, and in 1925 decided it wanted the land for its headquarters, which still stands on the site. The official address is 51 Madison Avenue.

But Tex Rickard, who ran the boxing promotions at The Garden, had made so much money (mainly off promoting fights of Heavyweight Champion Jack Dempsey, that he could afford to build a new Garden all by himself. He did so, at 49th Street & 8th Avenue. This building, now usually referred to as "the old Garden," became "the Mecca of Basketball" and "the Mecca of Boxing."
The 1925 Garden

And the fights it hosted included some legendary ones. Joe Louis successfully defended the Heavyweight Championship of the World there against Nathan Mann on February 23, 1938; John Henry Lewis, in the 1st Heavyweight Title fight between 2 black boxers, on January 25, 1939 Arturo Godoy on February 9, 1940; Johnny Paychek (not the later country singer) on March 29, 1940; Red Burman on January 31, 1941; Buddy Baer (Max's brother) on January 9, 1942; Abe Simon on March 27, 1942; and, in a decision that many observers thought should have gone the other way, Jersey Joe Walcott on December 5, 1947.

Louis seemed to have settled things by beating Walcott at Yankee Stadium 6 months later, then retiring. Ezzard Charles won what amounted to an elimination tournament for the title, then rendered the title undisputed by beating Louis, who came out of retirement because he needed money for a big tax bill, on September 27, 1950. Charles then defended the title against Lee Oma on January 12, 1951.

On October 26, 1951, an increasingly desperate Louis got back into the Garden ring to face the rising Rocky Marciano, who idolized Louis, but knocked out the hopelessly out of shape ex-champ. He visited Louis in his dressing room afterward, and both men cried.

Marciano never fought in the Garden again, and the old Garden hosted just 1 more Heavyweight Title fight. Muhammad Ali had refused to fight there because they insisted on introducing him under his birth name, Cassius Clay, because that was the name on his boxing license. Ali got it changed, and on March 22, 1967, he was introduced as Muhammad Ali, and knocked out Zora Folley. It was his last fight before being stripped of the title for refusing to accept being drafted.

From 1935 until its closing in 1968, it became famous for its basketball doubleheaders, both collegiate and professional. It hosted what we would now call the NCAA Final Four in 1943 (Wyoming over Georgetown), 1944 (Utah over Dartmouth), 1945 (Oklahoma A&M, which became Oklahoma State in 1958, over New York University), 1946 (Oklahoma State over North Carolina), 1947 (Holy Cross over Oklahoma), 1948 (Kentucky over Baylor) and 1950 (City College over Bradley).

But in 1951, the college basketball point-shaving scandal hit, and all the schools that used the old Garden as a secondary home court -- NYU, CCNY, St. John's, Long Island University and Fordham -- were hit. (Only St. John's would survive as a legitimate program, and still use the new Garden as a home court for games where ticket demand exceeded an on-campus facility.) The NIT suffered, and, while it's still held at the new Garden today, it was so degraded in the eyes of the public that the NCAA Champion became viewed as the National Champion. The Final Four has only been held in the Tri-State Area once since, in 1996 at the Meadowlands (Kentucky over Syracuse), and unless MetLife Stadium or Citi Field gets a dome, it will never happen here again.

The old Garden was torn down shortly after the new Garden opened, and a skyscraper called Worldwide Plaza is on the site now. Underneath, the 50th Street station on the Subway's C & E lines has a mural depicting events at the old Garden.

Unwilling to put Summer prizefights inside The Garden (due to the heat in those pre-air-conditioning days, as much as to the limited seating capacity), and also unwilling to pay the big rents charged by the Yankees for their Stadium or the baseball Giants for the Polo Grounds, in 1932, the Garden Corporation built the Madison Square Garden Bowl, a 72,000-seat open-air facility in Long Island City, Queens. It wasn't much: just a lot of aluminum benches in an octagon around a boxing ring. Nothing else could be held there.
It hosted 4 fights for the Heavyweight Championship of the World. On June 21, 1932, Max Schmeling was defeated by Jack Sharkey. On June 29, 1933, barely over a year later, Sharkey was stunned by Primo Carnera, the 6-foot-7 Italian known as the Ambling Alp. On June 14, 1934, Carnera was in turn knocked out by Max Baer. Soon, somebody (who it was depends on who's telling the story) yelled, "The joint is jinxed!"

The Bowl's reputation as "The Jinx Bowl" was certified exactly one year later, on June 13, 1935, when Baer was defeated by Jim Braddock, the Cinderella Man. After that, no one wanted to fight in the Jinx Bowl. Braddock waited 2 years before defending his crown, and went to Chicago where Joe Louis knocked him out at Comiskey Park.

The Garden Corporation gave up, and started paying rent on Yankee Stadium for big fights. The Bowl was demolished during World War II, to make way for a U.S. Army mail depot. Today, there's retail on the site, including the well-known auto dealership Major World. 34-60 48th Street, or 43-40 Northern Blvd. if you prefer. E Train to Steinway Street, then 8 blocks east on 34th Avenue.

Rangers founder Tex Rickard is buried at Woodlawn Cemetery in The Bronx. So are 1947-64 Yankee co-owner Dan Topping, Bronx native and New York Giants Hall-of-Famer Frankie Frisch, 1970 Knick Dean Meminger, swimmer Gertude Edele, and sportswriters Grantland Rice and Damon Runyon.

Music legends buried there include Irving Berlin, George M. Cohan, Celia Cruz, Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, Lionel Hampton and W.C. Handy. It's also where you can find Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia, early 20th Century Republican political figure Charles Evans Hughes, New York's master builder (but also a big reason why the Dodgers moved) Robert Moses, diplomat Ralph Bunche, Civil War naval hero David Farragut, department store founders Rowland H. Macy and James Cash Penney, novelist Herman Melville, cartoonist Thomas Nast, newspaper publisher Joseph Pulitzer, journalism pioneer Nellie Bly, and Wild West figure Bat Masterson. 517 East 233rd Street. 4 Train to the end of the line, Woodlawn station.

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Every Devils fan should see his team play The Enemy on enemy soil at least once. But it is not for the faint of heart. Go to the game, see the game, behave yourself, and get out.

And remember: Never, ever mix it up with the Ranger fans. As I've said in my post about being a Yankee Fan going to Fenway Park, it's better to be an uninjured coward than a hospitalized tough guy.

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Bill Belichick for Leaving the New York Jets

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January 4 is simply not a good day for Jet fans. 


January 4, 1995, 25 years ago: Rich Kotite, in spite of having cost the Philadelphia Eagles a Playoff spot by losing the last 7 games of the previous season, is hired as head coach of the New York Jets.

Kotite was a local guy, from Staten Island, and was a decent tight end for the New York Giants in the early 1970s. But he was already known as a bafflingly dumb coach.

Jets owner Leon Hess had his reason for hiring him: "I'm 80 years old. I want results now!" The assembled media laughed. 
Hess got results, all right: 3-13 in 1995, 1-15 in 1996.

To put it another way: From November 13, 1994 to December 22, 1996, as an NFL head coach, Rich Kotite was 4-35, for a "winning" percentage of .114. That is:

* Slightly better than the worst 39-game stretch any NFL team has ever had: The 2007-09 Detroit Lions were 3-36, .077.

* Slightly better than the worst season in NBA history: The 1972-73 Philadelphia 76ers were 9-73, or .110.

* Worse than the worst season in NHL history: The 1974-75 Washington Capitals were 8-67-5, or .131. And...

* Worse than the worst season in MLB history: The 1899 Cleveland Spiders were 20-134, or .149.

Two days before the 1996 regular-season finale, with Jet fans from Morristown to Montauk, from Bear Mountain to Cape May, wanting him fired or worse, Kotite resigned. The long metropolitan nightmare was over. For now. Kotite has never been employed, in any capacity, by another NFL team.

Hess begged Bill Parcells to come back to the Meadowlands, and the rebuild began. Parcells, head coach of the New York Giants from 1981 to 1990, and of the New England Patriots from 1993 to 1996, went 9-7 in 1997.
In 1998, he went 12-4, setting a new team record for wins in a season, and achieving the Jets' 1st division title since the 1970 NFL merger. (They had won the AFL East in 1968 and '69.) They beat the Jacksonville Jaguars in the Divisional Playoff, and led the Denver Broncos at halftime of the AFC Championship Game, in Denver no less, before losing.

Then Hess died, close to the results he wanted. But Jet fans had hope. In the opening game of the 1999 season. quarterback Vinny Testaverde tore his Achilles tendon, and was out for the season. Somehow, Parcells squeezed an 8-8 season out of what was left. But he was 58 and tired, and resigned as head coach, vowing never to hold that job again (he later made a liar of himself), and stayed on as general manager.

Bill Belichick had worked with Parcells, as an assistant coach on the Giants from 1979 to 1982; an assistant to him on the Giants from 1983 to 1990, building the defense that won Super Bowls XXI and XXV; an assistant to him on the Patriots in 1996, winning the AFC Championship but losing Super Bowl XXXI; and an assistant to him on the Jets from 1997 to 1999. Parcells arranged for the team to select Belichick as his successor.
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January 4, 2000, 20 years ago: One day after the arrangement is made, the press conference that was supposed to announce it ends with a napkin to owner Woody Johnson, on which Belichick had written, "I RESIGN AS HC OF THE NYJ." Not so abbreviated: He speaks for half an hour, justifying his decision.

Just 16 days later, he is hired as head coach of the Patriots, the Jets' arch-rivals. (No, the Miami Dolphins are not the Jets' arch-rivals. Nor are the Raiders, regardless of what city they're in at any moment.) The Jets, to whom he was still under contract, demanded compensation. The NFL awarded the Jets the Pats' 1st round pick in the next NFL Draft, which they ended up trading, anyway.

Linebackers coach Al Groh was hired in Belichick's place. He went 9-7, just missing the Playoffs. Considering all that had happened to the Jets recently, this wasn't bad at all. Then he left as well, taking the head coaching job at his alma mater, the University of Virginia.


In the last 20 seasons, 2000 to 2019 (not counting the result of this season's postseason):


* Regular-season games won: Patriots 237, Jets 148.


* Record against each other, including Playoffs: Patriots 31, Jets 11.


* Playoff seasons: Patriots 17, Jets 6.


* AFC East Championships: Patriots 17, Jets 1 (2002).


* Postseason games won: Patriots 31, Jets 6.


* AFC Championship Game appearances: Patriots 13, Jets 2.


* AFC Championships: Patriots 9, Jets 0.


* Super Bowls won: Patriots 6, Jets 0.


* Head Coaches: Patriots 1 (Bill Belichick), Jets 6 (Al Groh, Herman Edwards, Eric Mangini, Rex Ryan, Todd Bowles and Adam Gase).

To put this in perspective: The Patriots have been in 68 percent of the AFC Championship Games played since 9/11. Since the formation of the AFC, the Patriots have won it -- how many times, Ed Rooney? -- 9 times, the Pittsburgh Steelers 8, the Denver Broncos 8, the Miami Dolphins 5, the Raiders 5, and everybody else 14. The Patriots have won as many Super Bowls as any other team, tying the Steelers with 6, and you have to go back to 1961 to find a team that's won more NFL Championships, and, even then, the Green Bay Packers have won those 7 in 59 years, compared to the Patriots winning their 6 in 18 and the Steelers their 6 in 45.

Pictured: One smug, self-satisfied son of a bitch.

The Jets keeping Belichick would almost certainly have meant no dynasty for the Patriots. So, Belichick did the right thing, right?

Not by Jet fans, he didn't. It would have been bad enough had he left them for anyone else, but the Patriots? New England? 

Before 20 years ago, Yankee Fans hated the Boston Red Sox, while Met fans mocked them over the 1986 World Series; Knick fans hated the Boston Celtics, and so did Net fans, to a lesser degree; Ranger fans hated the Boston Bruins, and so did Islander and Devils fans, to a lesser degree.

But Jet fans' hatred for the Patriots was minor, compared to what they felt for the Dolphins and Raiders. As Massachusetts native chef Emeril Lagasse would say, this abandonment kicked it up a notch! And that was before the Pats started winning -- dubiously, as we would later find out.

But can we really blame Belichick for this?

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Bill Belichick for Leaving the New York Jets

5. Past Failures. Parcells looked like he was working miracles with the Jets, but he didn't get the team to the Super Bowl in his 3 years with them. And that was a good tenure by Jet standards.

The season after Super Bowl III, 1969, Weeb Ewbank got the Jets to the AFL East title again. After that, though, he never had another winning season. Lou Holtz, already a success at North Carolina State, was hired for the 1976 season, and he went 3-10 before being fired before the season's last game. To know what Holtz did later at Arkansas, Minnesota, Notre Dame and South Carolina, you might be shocked to know how badly he did with the Jets.

Charley Winner, Walt Michaels, Joe Walton and Bruce Coslet had all been good NFL assistant coaches, but failed as Jet boss. (Maybe that's a little unfair for Michaels: He took a really good Jet defense and a good-but-not great offense to the 1982 AFC Championship Game.)

The aforementioned Rich Kotite had gotten the Philadelphia Eagles into the Playoffs, and was 36-21 over his 1st 3 1/2 seasons at Veterans Stadium. But I've already told you the rest: He seemed like a good hire at the start of 1995, but by the end of 1996, he had cemented himself as perhaps the worst NFL coach ever. So seemingly good hires turned sour for the Jets, and, having been around the team, and being a keen student of football history, Belichick surely knew the story.

And that doesn't even count Pete Carroll, who won National Championships at USC and a Super Bowl with the Seattle Seahawks after leaving the Jets, but who had never had a head coaching job before that.

4. Bill Parcells. Without Parcells, Belichick's only head coaching job until 2000 had been with the Cleveland Browns from 1991 to 1995, and he got them into the Playoffs just once. After that, in just 1 year, he went from 11-5 to 5-11. Maybe he needed Parcells. (Or maybe he needed to cheat.)
This was after Walter Payton and Jim McMahon
made wearing headbands on a sideline cool,
but before Belichick discovered hoodies. 

There's an old saying: You don't want to be the guy who follows the legend; you want to be the guy who follows that guy. Both Parcells and Belichick first worked for the Giants as assistants to Ray Perkins, who had played for Paul "Bear" Bryant at the University of Alabama. When Bryant retired after the 1982 season, Perkins was hired to replace him. It didn't work out, because everyone expected him to be Bear II. And he never would be.

(Perkins had been a receiver on Alabama's National Champions of 1964 and '65V over the Dallas Cowboys. After 'Bama, he was head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for 4 years and Arkansas State for 1; served as Parcells' offensive coordinator on the Pats; and then served on the Oakland and Cleveland staffs. Now 78, he has coached at a high school in Mississippi since 2014.)

If Belichick had stayed with the Jets, he would have been Parcells' man, but he would also have been expected to work miracles like Parcells had, both in East Rutherford and in Foxborough. And the pressure on him would have been tremendous, especially after his 1st season: In 2000, the Giants got back to the Super Bowl, although they lost it to the Baltimore Ravens.

Which leads to... 

3. The New York Media. Belichick is a grouch. Parcells can be pretty grouchy, too, but he also knew how to get the New York media on his side. The Boston media can be every bit as nasty, but Belichick toys with them because the winning came first.

If the winning didn't come in New York, how long would it have taken Steve Serby, Mike & the Mad Dog, etc. to turn on him? Not long. Why would he have wanted to put with that? For the money that Woody Johnson would have given him? Bob Kraft was willing to give him more money and more control: Not having Parcells look over his shoulder may have helped.
"So, Dog, what did you think of the Jets yesterday?"
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

2. Same Old Jets. The franchise is cursed. Joe Namath has always sworn that there was no deal with the Devil, that he didn't trade half a century or more of Jet glory for that 1 win in Super Bowl III in 1969. And "The Curse of Sonny Werblin" doesn't wash, because Sonny was forced out before that season. "The Curse of Broadway Joe"? Certainly, Joe himself would never have placed a curse on the Jets.
So what's the curse? Maybe it doesn't matter. Things happen to this team. Bad officiating. Bad weather. Untimely injuries. Coaches leaving for whatever reason. Coaches turning out to be flops (Eric Mangini proving he was no "Mangenius," Rex Ryan proving he couldn't run an offense any better than his father Buddy could).
The expression is "Same Old Jets." Think of it this way: If the Jets had played that Playoff game against the Raiders in a snowy, windy Giants Stadium, and the same play had happened, you know which one, would "The Tuck Rule" have saved them, or would the play have been ruled in Duh Raiduhs' favor? What do you think?

But even if things had gone the Jets' way with Belichick in charge, they would have stopped. Because he would have been caught...

1. Cheating. Spygate. Deflategate. Six players tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs. Now, Spygate II. And that's just what we know. Every single game the Patriots have won under Belichick, all 268 of them going into tomorrow's Playoff game against the Tennessee Titans, are now suspect. Guilty until proven innocent.
Would Belichick still have done all this stuff -- or allowed others working for him to do some of this stuff -- if he'd stayed with the Jets? Would Parcells have put up with it (presuming he was still there the 1st time Belichick got caught, instead of going off to Dallas to coach the Cowboys)?

I don't think so. Belichick wants to win in the worst way; Parcells wants to win in the best way. To use a Star Wars analogy: It's like Parcells is Obi-Wan Kenobi, while Belichick is Anakin Skywalker, turned to Darth Vader, with no redemption arc. (Does that make Pats owner Robert Kraft Palpatine? Who is Luke Skywalker in this scenario? Or do we have to wait another 30 years for a Rey?)

Maybe he wouldn't have done well with the Jets if he'd cheated. Certainly, not if he hadn't. Maybe we saw the real Belichick in Cleveland, a 36-44 coach. After all, his quarterback in East Rutherford would have been Chad Pennington. He was good, but not as good as a cheating-aided Tom Brady.

You've seen the case for the prosecution: Belichick screwed the Jets over, went to the Patriots, and has spent 20 years screwing the entire League over.

You've seen the case for the defense: Staying would likely have done neither the man nor the team much good.

It's time to decide.

VERDICT: Guilty. Let's face it, what good was taking the job for 24 hours, and then leaving it in a public way? He should have listened to the offer, said, "Give me 24 hours to think about it," and then made his decision, "No." If he had done that, it wouldn't have made a difference in either team's record over the last 20 years, but at least his knife wouldn't have any back blood on it.

Instead, Belichick came into the Jets' house, ate their food, drank their liquor, watched their TV, slept in their guest room, and made a mess... and then walked out as soon as he got a better offer.

And he's never said he's sorry. But we wouldn't want him to lie to us, would we? Any apology he would give now would be as fraudulent as his 6 titles.

UPDATE: Right after I posted this, I found out that the Patriots had lost, at home, to the Titans, their season over.

Good. Take that, you smug, self-satisfied, cheating son of a bitch!

How to Be a Devils Fan In Washington -- 2020 Edition

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Next Saturday night, the New Jersey Devils visit the Washington Capitals. The Caps won the Stanley Cup in 2018, and look capable of doing it again. This will be a hard roadtrip for the team. Hopefully, reading this will make it an easier one for you.

Before You Go. D.C. can get really hot in Summer, but this will be mid-January, so you've got a different issue. Or, you usually would. It turns out, it's going to be unseasonably warm, at least in daylight. For this coming Saturday, The Washington Post is predicting high 60s for the afternoon, and mid-40s for the evening. In addition, rain is predicted for the entire weekend -- but no snow. A Winter jacket will be needed, and an umbrella, but no boots.

Washington is in the Eastern Time Zone, so you won't have to fiddle with your clocks, digital or otherwise.

Tickets. The Capitals averaged 18,774 fans per game last season, a sellout. As long as Ovechkin is playing for them, they're going to sell well. So getting tickets could be a problem.

This being the Nation's Capital, you can expect ticket prices to be as high as the Washington Monument. Lower bowl (100 sections) seats between the goals will set you back $225. Behind the goals, they're $158. In the next level (200 sections), they're $151 between, but there's no behind-the-goals seats in that level. In the top deck (400 sections), they're $95 between and $80 behind.

Getting There. Getting to Washington is fairly easy. If you have a car, I recommend using it, and getting a hotel either downtown or inside the Capital Beltway, because driving in Washington is roughly (good choice of words there) as bad as driving in New York.

It's 216 miles by road from the Prudential Center in downtown Newark to the Capital One Arena in downtown Washington. If you're not "doing the city," but just going to the game, take the New Jersey Turnpike all the way down to the Delaware Memorial Bridge (a.k.a. the Twin Span), across the Delaware River into the State of, well, Delaware. This should take about 2 hours, not counting a rest stop.

Speaking of which, the temptation to take an alternate route (such as Exit 7A to I-195 to I-295 to the Ben Franklin Bridge) or a side trip (Exit 4, eventually leading to the Ben Franklin Bridge) to get into Pennsylvania and stop off at Pat's Steaks in South Philly can be strong. But if you want to get from New York to Washington with making only 1 rest stop, you're better off using the Delaware House Service Area in Christiana, between Exits 3 and 1 on the Delaware Turnpike. It's almost exactly the halfway point between New York and Washington.

Once you get over the Twin Span – the New Jersey-bound span opened in 1951, the Delaware-bound one was added in 1968 – follow the signs carefully, as you'll be faced with multiple ramp signs for Interstates 95, 295 and 495, as well as for US Routes 13 and 40 and State Route 9. You want I-95 South, and its signs will say "Delaware Turnpike" and "Baltimore." You'll pay tolls at both its eastern and western ends, and unless there's a traffic jam, you should only be in Delaware for a maximum of 15 minutes before hitting the Maryland State Line.

At said State Line, I-95 changes from the Delaware Turnpike to the John F. Kennedy Memorial Highway, and you'll be on it for about an hour (unless you want to make another rest stop, either the Chesapeake House or the Maryland House) and passing through Baltimore, before seeing signs for I-895 and the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel, Exit 62.

From here, you'll pass through the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel. Take I-895 to Exit 4, and you'll be on Maryland Route 295 South, the Baltimore-Washington Parkway. BWP exits are not numbered, but, in this case, that doesn't matter, because you're going to take it all the way to the end, with the exit indicating U.S. Route 50 West, which will also be New York Avenue NE. When you get to 6th Street NW, which is part of U.S. Route 1, turn left. The Capital One Arena is between 6th and 7th Streets, and between F and G Streets. The official address is 601 F Street NW.

If all goes well -- getting out of New York City and into downtown Baltimore okay, reasonable traffic, just the one rest stop, no trouble with your car -- the whole trip should take about 4 hours.

Washington is too close to fly, just as flying from New York to Boston, Philadelphia and Baltimore, once you factor in fooling around with everything you gotta do at each airport, doesn't really save you much time compared to driving, the bus or the train. So forget about flying from JFK, LaGuardia or Newark to Reagan National or Dulles International Airport. (John Foster Dulles was President Dwight D. Eisenhower's Secretary of State.)

The train is a very good option, if you can afford it. Washington's Union Station is at 50 Massachusetts Avenue NE, within sight of the Capitol Building. But Amtrak is expensive. They figure, "You hate to fly, you don't want to deal with airports, and Greyhound sucks, so we can charge whatever we want."
Union Station

Newark to Washington will run you $192 round-trip on a standard Northeast Regional, $346 on an Acela Express, formerly named the Metroliner. That's before you add anything like Business Class or, God forbid, Amtrak's overmicrowaved food. Still, it's less than 3 hours if you take the Acela Express, and 3 hours and 40 minutes if you take a regular Northeast Regional train.
Word of warning: The Devs-Caps game starts at 7:00, so it will end at around 9:20 or 9:30. The last train of the night back to Newark leaves Union Station at 10:10 PM (arriving at Newark Penn at 1:32 AM), so you'll have a little over half an hour to get from the arena to the station. This is possible by Metro or taxi, but it doesn't leave much margin for error -- especially if the game goes to overtime or, with the Devils' luck, a shootout. If you can afford an overnight stay at a hotel (and D.C. hotels are expensive, a bit cheaper in the nearby suburbs), you should get one, and leave on Sunday instead.

Greyhound has rectified a longtime problem. They now use the parking deck behind Union Station as their Washington terminal, instead of the one they built 6 blocks away (and thus 6 blocks from the nearest Metro station), in the ghetto, back in the late 1960s. So neither safety nor aesthetics will be an issue any longer. Round-trip fare on Greyhound from Port Authority in New York to Union Station in Washington can be as high as $126, but you can get it for as little as $73 on advanced purchase. It takes about 4 1/2 hours, and usually includes a rest stop about halfway, either on the New Jersey Turnpike in South Jersey or on the Delaware Turnpike.

Again, the game will end around 9:30 PM. If you took Amtrak down, the last train of the night leaves Union Station at 10:10 PM. There's a 10:00 PM Greyhound back to Port Authority, but it doesn't get in until 2:20 AM; and an 11:15 that arrives at 4:15 AM. Have you ever been in Port Authority before sunrise? I have, and it's pretty depressing. Better to stay over, if you can afford it.

Once In the City. Founded on July 16, 1790, and usually referred to as "The National City" in its early days, and "Washington City" in the 19th Century, the city was named, of course, for George Washington, although its "Georgetown" neighborhood was named for his predecessor as our commander-in-chief, King George III of England.

The name of its "state," the District of Columbia, comes from Columbia, a historical and poetic name used for America, which was accepted as the nation's female personification until the early 20th Century (as opposed to its male personification, Uncle Sam), when the Statue of Liberty began to take its place in the public consciousness. "Columbia" was derived from the man who "discovered America," Christopher Columbus, and places throughout the Western Hemisphere -- from the capitals of Ohio and South Carolina to the river that separates Washington State from Oregon, from the Ivy League university in Manhattan to the South American nation that produces coffee and cocaine, are named for him, albeit with different spellings.
Downtown Washington, D.C.
Notice the lack of tall buildings.

Like a lot of cities, Washington suffered from "white flight," so that, while the population within the city limits has seriously shrunk, from 800,000 in 1950 to 680,000 today; the metro area went from 2.9 million to double that, 6.1 million. The District was 71 percent white in 1940, but is now 51 percent black, 36 percent white, 9 percent Hispanic and 4 percent Asian. Overall, the metro area, including Maryland and Virginia suburbs, is about 46 percent white, 26 percent black, 17 percent Hispanic and 11 percent Asian.

As a result of this growth, the roads leading into the District, and the one going around it, the Capital Beltway, Interstate 495, are rammed with cars. Finally, someone wised up and said, "Let's build a subway," and in 1976, the Metro opened.

That metropolitan growth was boosted by the Maryland and Virginia suburbs building housing and shopping areas for federal-government workers. And, perhaps more than any other metro area, the poor blacks who once lived in the city have reached the middle class and built their own communities (especially to the east, in Maryland's Prince Georges County, which includes Landover). The metro area now has over 6 million residents -- and that's not including the metro area of nearby Baltimore, which would boost it to nearly 9 million and make it the 4th-largest "market" in the country, behind New York, Los Angeles and Chicago, slightly ahead of the San Francisco Bay Area.

Lots of people from the District and its Maryland and Virginia suburbs went up the Parkway to Baltimore to see the Orioles during the District's 1972-2004 baseball interregnum. However, during the NFL interregnum between Robert Irsay's theft of the Colts in 1984 and the arrival of the Ravens in 1996, Baltimore never accepted the Redskins as their team, despite 2 Super Bowl wins in that period.

Before you get to Union Station, read the Washington Post and the Baltimore Sun online -- or, if you want to go old-school, buy paper copies of them at the Station. The Post is a great paper with a very good sports section, and in just 6 seasons (now into a 7th) has covered the Nats very well, despite the 1972-2004 era when D.C. had no MLB team of its own. As a holdover from that era, it still covers the Orioles well. The Sun is only an okay paper, but its sports section is nearly as good as the Post's, and their coverage of their town's hometown baseball team rivals that of any paper in the country -- including the great coverage that The New York Times and Daily News give to the Yankees and Mets.

Do not buy The Washington Times. It was founded by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon in 1982 as a replacement for the bankrupt Washington Star as the area's conservative equivalent to the "liberal" Post. (That's a laugh: The Post has George Will, Michael Gerson and Kathleen Parker as columnists, and also had the late Charles Krauthammer.)

Under editor-in-chief Wesley Pruden, the Times was viciously right-wing, "reporting" every rumor about Democrats as if they were established, proven fact, and giving Republicans a free pass. Moon's "Unification Church" sold the paper in 2009, and Pruden retired the year before. But it has cut about 40 percent of its employees, and has dropped not only its Sunday edition but also its sports section.

And now, there's another paper, the Washington Examiner, owned by the same company as the conservative magazine The Weekly Standard, and it is so far to the right it makes The Washington Times look like the Daily Kos. It is a truly loony publication, where Michael Barone of the American Enterprise Institute and Byron York of National Review are considered moderates.

So avoid the loonies and the Moonies, and stick with the Post. Even if you don't agree with my politics, you're going down to D.C. for hockey, and the Post's sports section kicks ass.

The sales tax in the District, once as high as 9 percent, is now just 6 percent. Unfortunately, not being a State, the city government has to do everything that a city government does and every thing that a State government does. Which also means that the Mayor, currently Muriel Bowser, has to do everything that the State's Governor would do. The Potomac Electric Power Company (PEPCO), a subsidiary of Exelon, runs the electricity for D.C. and neighboring Maryland communities.
The John A. Wilson Building, 1350 Pennsylvania Avenue NW,
D.C.'s City Hall, and, effectively, also its State Capitol Building

The centerpoint for street addresses is the Capitol Building. North and South Capitol Streets separate east from west, and East Capitol Street and the National Mall separate north from south. The city is divided into quadrants: Northwest, Northeast, Southeast and Southwest (NW, NE, SE and SW). Because of the Capitol's location is not in the exact geographic centerpoint of the city, NW has about as much territory as the other 3 quadrants put together.

Remember: On street signs, 1st Street is written out as "FIRST," and I Street is written out as "EYE," in order to avoid confusion. And for the same reason, since I and J were virtually indistinguishable in written script when D.C. was founded in 1800, there is no J Street. Once the letters get to W, there is no X, Y or Z Street. Instead, they go to to 2- and then 3-syllable words beginning with the sequential letters: Adams, Bryant, Clifton, etc.

ZIP Codes for D.C. start with the digits 20, with 202 through 205 serving the federal government, and 201 serving Dulles Airport, even though it's in Virginia. For the Maryland suburbs, it's 206 through 209 and 215. For the Virginia suburbs, it's 220 to 223. The Area Code for D.C. is 202, with 301 serving the Maryland suburbs, overlaid by 240; and 703 serving the Virginia suburbs, overlaid by 571.

D.C. is not exactly close to the Atlantic Coast. There are 3 places where area natives like to go to the beach: Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, 120 miles to the east; Ocean City, Maryland, 146 miles to the southeast; and Virginia Beach, Virginia, 209 miles to the southeast.

Going In. Washington's subway, the Metro, was not in place until 1976, but, thereafter, it was a relatively easy ride to downtown. From Union Station (having taken either the train or the bus in) to the arena, it couldn't be any easier: You'll get on the Red Line, and it's 2 stops to Gallery Place-Chinatown, taking all of 5 minutes between the stops. (How long you'll have to wait on the platform to get on the train is another matter. If the outbound trip were during rush hour, it would cost you $2.15. Since this game is on a Saturday, both the outbound and the inbound trips will be $1.75.
The Capital One Arena is at 601 F Street NW, on the edge of Washington's Downtown and its Chinatown, so it's got marquees in both English and Chinese. It's surrounded by a lot of kitsch, with several chain restaurants and faux-Irish pubs. Some people like that sort of thing. Whether you do is up to you, although this will come into play when I get to "After the Game."

Of course, all this means a lot of traffic, so, as I said, you should get a hotel and leave your car in their parking deck. If you're just going down I-95 for the game and coming back up, parking will run you around $20.
The building was named the MCI Center when it opened, and the Verizon Center from when Verizon bought out its telecommunications competitor in 2006 until earlier this year. At least the name makes sense, since "Capital" is in it. The rink is laid out east-to-west. The Capitals attack toward the east end.
In addition to the Caps, the building is home to the NBA's Washington Wizards (formerly the Baltimore Bullets and the Washington Bullets), most Georgetown University basketball games, and occasionally NCAA Tournament basketball. From 1999 to 2018, it was the home of the WNBA's Washington Mystics. It hosted the NCAA's hockey Final Four, the Frozen Four, in 2009. It is 1 of 11 arenas to be home to both an NBA team and an NHL team.

Food. Food at D.C. sports venues runs from the very good at Nationals Park to the very bad at RFK Stadium. Having been to the Capital One Center for a Devils-Capitals game, I can tell you it's more good than bad.

Hard Times Café has 2 outlets in the arena, featuring chili dogs, nachos and wings, on the concourse behind Sections 112 and 119. "my Oh!" offers gluten-free food at Section 108. There's Dunkin Donuts (good), Papa John's Pizza (bad), Greene Turtle Sports Bar & Grille, Budweiser Brew House, and Draft Ops Fantasy Lounge.

Other than that, presume the usual sports stadium/arena fare: Hot dogs, burgers, pizza, fries, fries, more fries, ice cream (sometimes in the form of Dippin' Dots or whatever they call 'em down there), and maybe some more fries.

Team History Displays. While the Wizards hang their banners on the north and west sides of the arena, the Caps hang their title banners on the south side. These include those for the 1998 Eastern Conference title; the 2010 President's Trophy (best record in the regular season); a title in the old Patrick Division in 1989; in the Southeast Division in 2000, '01, '08, '09, '10, '11 and '13; and in the Metropolitan Division in 2016, '17, '18 and '19.
Note the logo as it changed over the years.

And now, they have a Stanley Cup banner, which the arena's operators, Monumental Sports & Entertainment (who also own the Caps, the Wizards and the Mystics) have chosen to hang with the Wizards' 1978 Bullets title banner.
They have 4 retired numbers, whose banners are hung on the east side, in numerical order: 5, Rod Langway, defenseman, 1982-93; 7, Yvon Labre, defenseman, 1974-81; 11, Mike Gartner, right wing, 1979-89; and 32, Dale Hunter, center, 1987-99. Yes, they retired the number of one of the great thugs of modern hockey history. (Even if you don't like the Islanders, what Hunter did to Pierre Turgeon after that series-clinching goal in the 1993 Patrick Division Final was inexcusable.)
Removed from circulation, but not officially retired, is the 37 of 1990-2008 goaltender Olaf Kölzig, a.k.a. Olie the Goalie, the big hero of their 1998 Cup Finals run.

There are 8 Caps players who have been elected to the Hockey Hall of Fame. Gartner and Langway are 2 of them. Another should be very familiar to Devils fans: Scott Stevens, defenseman, 1982-90. Oddly, despite his status as one of the best defenders in hockey history, and the Devils having retired the Number 4 for him, the Caps have not retired the Number 3 that Scottso wore in Landover. Nor have they retired the Number 22 of Dino Ciccarelli, right wing, 1989-92 -- although that's understandable, since he was only there for 3 seasons.

They haven't retired the Number 8 of Larry Murphy, defenseman, 1983-89; or the Number 77 of Adam Oates, center, 1997-2002. Phil Housley and Sergei Fedorov were also elected to the Hall of Fame, but Housley was with them for only 2 seasons (1996-98), Fedorov for 1 (2008-09), so they aren't really "Capitals Hall-of-Famers." Presumably, 8 will be retired for Ovechkin when he retires.

(Oates had worn Number 12 in Detroit, St. Louis and Boston, but Peter Bondra was wearing it in Washington, so he switched to 77 in honor of his Boston teammate Ray Bourque, and kept wearing it in Philadelphia, Anaheim and Edmonton.)

In 2014, as part of their 40th Anniversary, the team had a fan balloting for the 40 Greatest Caps Players. They are:

* Goaltenders: Kölzig, Al Jensen, Don Beaupre and Jim Carey (naturally, nicknamed "The Mask").

* Defensemen: Labre, Langway, Murphy, Stevens, Mark Tinordi, Rick Green, Kevin Hatcher, Al Iafrate, Sylvain Cote, Calle Johansson, Sergei Gonchar, Mike Green and Brendan Witt.

* Left Wings: Ovechkin, Steve Konowalchuk, Kelly Miller and Alexander Semin.

* Centers: Hunter, Oates, Doug Jarvis, Ryan Walter, Denis Maruk, Guy Charron, Mike Ridley, Michal Pavonka, Nicklas Backstrom, Bobby Carpenter (who played on the Devils' 1995 Cup winners), Joe Juneau and Jeff Halpern.

* Right Wings: Gartner, Ciccarelli, Bondra, Bengt-Ake Gustafsson, Dave Christian (who played on the 1980 U.S. Olympic team), Craig Laughlin and Jaromir Jagr.

Gartner was the only player who spent significant time with the Caps to have been named to The Hockey News' 100 Greatest Players in 1998. He, Stevens, Oates and Ovechkin were named to the NHL's 100th Anniversary 100 Greatest Players in 2017. Bondra and Gustafsson have been elected to the International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF) Hall of Fame. The Lester Patrick Trophy, for contributions to hockey in America, has been awarded to current owner Dick Patrick (no relation), and former general managers Max McNab and David Poile.

The Caps' biggest rivalries are with the Pennsylvania teams: The Philadelphia Flyers due to proximity, and the Pittsburgh Penguins due less to proximity and more to the frequent postseason matchups, and the inevitable comparisons, since they came into the NHL together after the 2004-05 lockout, of the Caps' Alex Ovechkin and the Pens' diving little twerp Sidney Crosby.

The Caps trail their all-time series with the Flyers, 127-102-19. They've met in the Playoffs 5 times, with the Caps winning 3.

The Caps also trail their all-time series with the Pens, 151-126-16. They've met in the postseason 11 times, including in 2016, '17 and '18, with the winner in each of those, and in 3 previous, going on to win the Stanley Cup. The Caps have only won the last of those. The Caps have won only twice: In the 1994 Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, and last year in the Eastern Conference Semifinals. The Caps had become something of the Chicago Cubs of the NHL, with all their flops, but their 1 Cup now means more to their fans than any of the Pens' 5 means to their fans.

Stuff. The Capital One Arena Team Store is located in the northwest corner of the arena. You can get anything with the team's logo on it. Either of them, or both of them.
In 2012, Ted Starkey published Red Rising: The Washington Capitals Story. The sports department of The Washington Post published Worth the Wait: The Washington Capitals' Memorable Journey to the 2018 Stanley Cup.

The NHL has released a commemorative DVD of the Caps' 2018 Stanley Cup win. Previously, they released Washington Capitals: 10 Greatest Games. It includes the 1987 series-clincher over the Flyers, the 1996 series-clincher over the Penguins, and the 1998 Conference title-clincher over the Buffalo Sabres. After that, though, the games are all from 2005 onward, in the Ovechkin era, but before the recent Cup win.

One criticism I see of this package in customer reviews is a claim that the greatest game in Caps history was actually one they lost, the 1987 Playoff Game 7 against the Islanders, the 4-overtime game known as the Easter Epic.

During the Game. A November 19, 2014 article on The Hockey News' website ranked the NHL teams' fan bases, and listed the Capitals' fans 17th, just below the League average: "Low BFI (Blind Faith Index) score tells us Caps fans pick and choose which years to fill Verizon Center."

You do not need to fear wearing your Devils gear to the Cap One Center. The Caps' rivalries with Philly and Pittsburgh are much nastier than those they have with any of the 3 New York Tri-State Area teams. Despite D.C.'s reputation for crime, downtown is well-lit and well-policed. So if you don't start anything, chances are, you will be safe.

This Devils-Capitals game will not feature a promotion. Although the Caps accept auditions to sing the National Anthem, their regular singer is Master Sergeant Caleb B. Green III, a solo vocalist with the United States Army Band. He has also sung for the Wizards, the Nationals, the Redskins, the Baltimore Orioles, and minor-league baseball's Potomac Nationals.
Killing it: Sergeant Green, with the microphone, on the rink.

Because D.C. fans had to go up to Baltimore to get their big-league baseball fix from 1972 to 2004, there is one annoying trait from Oriole games that they brought back with them -- even at Nats and University of Maryland football games: The "O!" shout during the Anthem, on, "O, say does that Star-Spangled Banner yet wave... ?" 

I hate that. What's more, traditionally, Washingtonians hate Baltimore. (Much more so than Baltimoreans hate Washington.) Why would you adopt one of their habits? At least they didn't adopt the Orioles' 7th Inning Stretch song, even though, for people coming into D.C. from Virginia, it would be a bit more appropriate: John Denver's "Thank God I'm a Country Boy." That would have made much more sense than the "O!" shout. Their goal song is "The Wicker Man" by Iron Maiden.

The Capitals sometimes wear their original 1974-95 uniforms with the stars on the front. Their current uniforms are an update of those. You may also see the special jerseys they sold in connection with the 2015 NHL Winter Classic, in which they beat the Chicago Blackhawks on New Year's Day at Nationals Park. Since the Caps only go back 40 years, this is not a "throwback," but a "fauxback," imagining what an old-time Caps jersey might have looked like.

Their mascot is an eagle named Slapshot. (No word on whether he's related to the Nationals' mascot, an eagle named Screech.) They have cheerleaders known as the Red Rockers, dressed in, you guessed it, black and old gold. (Kidding: They wear red.) And, as we do, they do Mites On Ice, youth hockey between periods.
Slapshot, the Caps' mascot since 1995.

After the Game. As I said, you should be safe walking around the arena and downtown D.C. If you're looking for a postgame meal (or even just a pint), the nearby choices are many. A particular favorite of mine is Fado, an Irish-themed bar that shows international soccer games. It's a short walk away, at 808 7th Street NW.

The bar 51st State, at 2512 L Street NW, was a known hangout for Yankees, Mets, Giants, Jets, Knicks and Rangers fans (no mention of the Nets, Islanders or Devils, though), but it closed in early 2017. A bar named Rebellion is said to be a Mets fan bar. 1836 18th Street NW. Metro: Red to Dupont Circle. Nanny O'Brien's is said to be a football Giants fan bar. 3319 Connecticut Ave NW. Metro: Red to Cleveland Park.

If you visit D.C. during the European soccer season, which we are currently in the 2 best "football pubs" in town are Lucky Bar, at 1221 Connecticut Ave. NW (Red Line to Farragut North); and Fado Irish Pub, 808 7th Street NW., in Chinatown, a block from the Cap One Center (Red, Yellow or Green Line to Gallery Place).

Sidelights. On November 30, 2018, Thrillist published a list of "America's 25 Most Fun Cities," and Washington came in 7th. Washington's sports history is long, but not good. But it is turning around: The Capitals took 44 seasons but have now won a Stanley Cup; the Nationals just won the city's 1st Pennant in 86 years and its 1st World Series in 95 years; and the Mystics won their 1st WNBA title in 22 years of trying. Still on the outside looking in, though: The Redskins, the last of whose 5 NFL titles was 28 years ago; and the Wizards, who haven't sniffed the NBA Finals since the Carter Administration.

But, if you have the time, there are sites are worth checking out:

* Site of Boundary Park and Griffith Stadium. There were 2 ballparks on this site, one built in 1892 and one in 1911, after the predecessor burned down – almost exactly the same story as New York's Polo Grounds. The 2nd one, originally called League Park and National Park (no S on the end) before former pitching star Clark Griffith bought the team, was home to the old Senators from 1911 to 1960, and the new Senators only in 1961.

The Redskins played there from 1937 to 1960, and won the NFL Championship there in 1937 and 1942, although only the '42 title game was played there. There was another NFL title game played there, in 1940, but the Redskins were beaten by the Chicago Bears – 73-0. (Nope, that's not a typo: Seventy-three to nothing. Most points by one team in one game in NFL history, slightly ahead of the 'Skins' 72-41 victory over the Giants at RFK in 1966.)

A pro football team called the Washington Senators played there from 1921 until 1941 (when the manpower shortage of World War II forced them out of business), but only in that 1st season, 1921, did they play in the NFL. The University of Maryland played its home football games at Griffith in 1948 and 1949, while their old Byrd Stadium was demolished and rebuilt (the "new" one since renamed Maryland Stadium). Georgetown University and George Washington University played home games there from 1925 to 1950.

It hosted a fight for the Heavyweight Championship of the World on May 23, 1941: Joe Louis defended the title by knocking Jacob "Buddy" Baer (brother of former Champion Max) out in the 1st round.

While the Senators did win 3 Pennants (1924, '25 and '33) and the 1924 World Series while playing at Griffith, it was not a good home for them. The fences were too far back for almost anyone to homer there, and they hardly ever had the pitching, either (except for Walter Johnson). In 1953, Mickey Mantle hit a home run there that was measured at 565 feet – though it probably shouldn't count as such, because witnesses said it glanced off the football scoreboard at the back of the left-field bleachers, which would still give the shot an impressive distance of about 460 feet.

The Negro Leagues' Homestead Grays also played a lot of home games at Griffith, although they divided their "home games" between Washington and Pittsburgh. Think of the Grays as the original Harlem Globetrotters, who called themselves "Harlem" to identify themselves as a black team even though their original home base was Chicago (and later moved their offices to Los Angeles, and are now based in Phoenix). It's also worth noting that the University of Maryland played its home football games at Griffith in 1948 and 1949.

By the time Clark Griffith died in 1955, passing the team to his son Calvin, the area around Griffith Stadium had become nearly all-black. While Clark, despite having grown up in segregated Missouri during the 19th Century, followed Branch Rickey's path and integrated his team sooner than most (in particular going for Cubans, white and black alike), Calvin was a bigot who wanted to move the team to mostly-white Minnesota. When the new stadium was built, it was too late to save the original team, and the "New Senators" were born.

Griffith Stadium was demolished in 1965, and Howard University Hospital is there now. 2041 Georgia Avenue NW at V Street. Green Line to Shaw-Howard University Station, 3 blocks up 7th Street, which becomes Georgia Avenue when you cross Florida Avenue.

Howard's baseball field, named for D.C. native Maury Wills, is at 7th Street and Barry Place. Its 10,000-seat William H. Green Stadium is further up, at 6th and Girard Streets. Howard has won the National Championship of black college football 7 times: 1920, 1923, 1925, 1926, 1987, 1993 and 1996.

* Robert F. Kennedy Memorial Stadium. Originally named District of Columbia Stadium (or "D.C. Stadium"), the Redskins played there from 1961 to 1996. The new Senators opened there in 1962, and President John F. Kennedy threw out the first ball at the stadium that would be renamed for his brother and Attorney General in 1969. (There was a JFK Stadium in Philadelphia, formerly Municipal Stadium, where the new arena, the Wells Fargo Center, now stands.)
The new Senators played at RFK Stadium until 1971, and at the last game, against the Yankees, the Senators were up 7-5 with one out to go, when angry fans stormed the field, and the game was forfeited to the Yankees. The 'Skins moved to their new suburban stadium in 1997, after closing the '96 campaign without the Playoffs, but the final regular-season game was a thrashing of the hated Cowboys, with over 100 Redskin greats in attendance.
The Nats played the 2005, '06 and '07 seasons at RFK. D.C. United, once the most successful franchise in Major League Soccer, played there from the 1996 founding of MLS until 2017, winning the league title, the MLS Cup, 4 times, including 3 of the 1st 4. In 1998, they became the 1st U.S.-based team to win the tournament now known as the CONCACAF Champions League.

The MLS Cup Final was played there in 1997 (DCU over the Colorado Rapids), 2000 (the team now known as Sporting Kansas City over the Chicago Fire) and 2007 (the Houston Dynamo over the New England Revolution). Previously, in the North American Soccer League, RFK was home to the Washington Whips, and the Washington Diplomats, featuring Dutch legend Johan Cruyff. And the Beatles played there on their final tour, on August 15, 1966.

DC/RFK Stadium was the 1st U.S. stadium specifically designed to host both baseball and football, and anything else willing to pay the rent. But I forgive it. It was a great football stadium, and it's not a bad soccer stadium, but for baseball, let's just say Nationals Park is a huge improvement. And what is with that whacked-out roof?

No stadium has hosted more games of the U.S. national soccer team than RFK: 26. (Next-closest is the Los Angeles Coliseum, with 20.) Their record there is 16 wins, 7 draws and 3 losses. So RFK is thus the closest America comes to having a "national stadium" like Wembley or the Azteca. The last match there was on October 11, 2016, a 1-1 draw in a friendly with New Zealand.

On June 2, 2013, I was in attendance at RFK Stadium for the 100th Anniversary match for the U.S. Soccer Federation. It was a 4-3 win over Germany, but this was not indicative of their true strength: They were operating at half-power because their players from Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund had so recently played the UEFA Champions League Final. Only 4 players who played in this game went on to play and win for Die Mannschaft in the 2014 World Cup Final: Centreback Per Mertesacker (of Arsenal), left back Benedikt Howedes, and forwards Miroslav Klose and Andre Schurrle (you can't be serious).

RFK hosted 5 games in the 1994 World Cup, 9 games of the 1996 Olympic soccer tournament (6 men's and 3 women's, with the main portion of the games being played in Atlanta), and 6 games of the 2003 Women's World Cup.

RFK Stadium also hosted 1 Championship of the old North American Soccer League, Soccer Bowl '80. The New York Cosmos beat the Fort Lauderdale Strikers 3-0. One fight for the Heavyweight Championship of the World was held there: Riddick Bowe defended it, and knocked Jesse Ferguson out there in the 2nd round on May 22, 1993.

With the Nats, 'Skins and United gone, it has been announced that RFK Stadium will be demolished, probably in 2021. It already would have been if the 1973 events of the film X-Men: Days of Future Past had actually happened, with Magneto (played by Michael Fassbender) using his power to rip RFK Stadium off its foundation and move it 3 1/2 miles away, surrounding the White House.

2400 East Capitol Street SE. Orange Line or Blue Line to Stadium-Armory. The D.C. Armory, headquarters of the District of Columbia National Guard, is that big brown arena-like thing across the parking lot.

* Nationals Park. The Nats' new 41,339-seat home opened in 2008, at 1500 South Capitol Street at N Street. It's not flashy, but it looks nice.

* Audi Field. D.C. United moved into this stadium midway through the 2018 season. On October 11, 2019, it hosted its 1st U.S. national team game, a 7-0 win over Cuba in the CONCACAF Nations Cu. 32  R Street SW, at First Street, separated from Nationals Park by 2 blocks of Potomac Avenue.

Prince Georges County had a proposal for a new stadium near FedExField, and Baltimore offered to build one, leading fans of DCU's arch-rivals, the New York Red Bulls, to mock the club as "Baltimore United." But the Buzzard Point stadium, now named Audi Field, is what was ultimately built.

* FedEx Field. At RFK, the Redskins had the smallest stadium but best home-field advantage in the NFL: Only 56,000 could fit inside, but the upper deck was fairly close, and the north stand, built on aluminum so it could retract for baseball, made for big noise when thousands of fans jumped up and down on it.

At their 1997-present home, originally named Jack Kent Cooke Stadium for the 'Skins' late owner, they have what was once the largest stadium in the NFL (the capacity has been reduced to 82,000 from a peak of 91,000), but maybe the worst home-field advantage. The stadium is too big, and the sound doesn't carry well. The move from a bad neighborhood in the District to out in the Maryland suburbs -- it's right across the Beltway from where the Capital Centre was -- means that no one is intimidated, the way they were at RFK. The Redskins made the Playoffs in 13 of their last 26 seasons at RFK; they've only made it in 4 of their 1st 18 at FedEx.

The Army-Navy Game was played at FedExField in 2011. So far, the U.S. soccer team has played just 1 match at the stadium, a draw with Brazil on May 30, 2012. There were 4 matches played there in the 1999 Women's World Cup. European soccer clubs Real Madrid, Barcelona, Internazionale Milano, Manchester United and Chelsea have plays summer tour games there. It has been selected by the U.S. Soccer Federation as a finalist to be one of the host venues for the 2026 World Cup. It's hosted concerts by Paul McCartney, the Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, U2 and Metallica.

Already, there is talk that it might be replaced. Hopefully, the new stadium will be either in the District, or at least closer to public transportation. 1600 FedEx Way, Landover, Maryland. Blue Line to Morgan Blvd... and then a 20-minute walk north. Yeah, not the best option for someone without a car.

* Uline Arena/Washington Coliseum. This building, opened in 1941, was home to the District's 1st NBA team, the Washington Capitols, from 1946 to 1951. (Note the different spelling.) They reached the 1949 NBA Finals, losing to the Minneapolis Lakers of George Mikan, and were the 1st pro team coached by Red Auerbach. Firing him was perhaps the dumbest coaching change in NBA history: By the time Red coached the Boston Celtics to their 1st NBA title in 1957, the Capitols had been out of business for 6 years.

The Capitols owner who fired Auerbach was the owner Mike Uline, who'd originally named it the Uline Arena. His nickname was Uncle Mike. As far as I know, that and a love of sports is the only thing we have in common.

The Coliseum was last used for sports in 1970 by the Washington Caps (not "Capitols," not "Capitals," just "Caps") of the ABA. It was the site of the first Beatles concert in the U.S. (aside from their appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show 2 nights before), on February 11, 1964.

It still stands, and its interior and grounds are used as a parking lot, particularly for people using nearby Union Station. Unfortunately, it's in a rotten neighborhood, and I wouldn't recommend visiting at night. In fact, unless you're a student of NBA history or a Beatlemaniac, I'd say don't go at all. 1140 3rd Street NE, at M Street. Red Line to Union Station, and then it’s a bit of a walk.

* Capital Centre site. From 1973 to 1997, this arena with a saddle-shaped roof was the home of the NBA's Washington Bullets, who became the Wizards when they moved downtown. From 1974 to 1997, it was home to the Caps. The Bullets played in the 1975, '78 and '79 NBA Finals there, although they've only won in 1978 and clinched that at the Seattle Kingdome.
The Cap Centre was also the home for Georgetown University basketball, in its glory years of Coach John Thompson (father of the current coach, John Thompson III), Patrick Ewing, Alonzo Mourning, Dikembe Mutombo and Allen Iverson. Remember those 1980s battles with the St. John's teams of Louie Carnesecca, Chris Mullin and Walter Berry?

Muhammad Ali defended the Heavyweight Championship of the World there twice, both times winning by decision: Over Jimmy Young on May 30, 1976; and over Alfredo Evangelista on May 16, 1977.

Elvis Presley sang there on June 27, 1976 and on May 22 and 29, 1977. (He never gave a concert in the District.) It was demolished in 2002, and a shopping mall, The Boulevard at the Capital Centre, was built on the site. 1 Harry S Truman Drive, Landover, Prince George's County, Maryland, just outside the Capital Beltway. Blue Line to Largo Town Center station.

* St. Elizabeths East Entertainment and Sports Arena. Opening in 2018, this 4,200-seat arena is on the campus of St. Elizabeths Hospital -- a psychiatric facility that was once home to would-be Presidential assassins Richard Lawrence (who tried and failed to kill Andrew Jacksonin 1835), Charles Guiteau (who killed James Garfield in 1881) and John Hinckley (who tried and failed to kill Ronald Reagan in 1981).

The arena is a less controversial place. It began hosting the WNBA's Washington Mystics in 2019, and they won their 1st Championship in their 1st season there. 1100 Oak Drive SE. Green Line to Congress Heights.

* Maryland SoccerPlex. The Washington Spirit of the National Women's Soccer League play here, at the main field, with a stadium with 4,000 seats. 18031 Central Park Circle, in Boyds, Montgomery County, Maryland, about 30 miles northwest of downtown D.C. You'd need the DC Metro and 2 buses to get there without a car.

* Site of Brookland Stadium. Seating 30,000, this was the football field of The Catholic University of America (CUA) from 1924 to 1983. It hosted the 2nd leg of the 1970 North American Soccer League Final. (No one had the guts to call it the Soccer Bowl until 1975.) The Washington Darts beat the Rochester Lancers 3-1, but lost 4-3 on aggregate.

Its replacement, Cardinal Stadium, opened soon after Brookland's final event, CUA's "Holy War" victory over Georgetown. Brookland was demolished in 1985, and the Columbus School of Law was built on the site. 3600 John McCormack Drive NE, off Michigan Avenue.

* The Smithsonian Institution. Includes the National Museum of American History, which contains several sports-themed items. 1400 Constitution Avenue NW. Blue or Orange Line to Federal Triangle. (You could, of course, take the same lines to Smithsonian Station, but Fed Triangle is actually a shorter walk.)

If you're into looking up "real" TV locations, the Jeffersonian Institute on Bones is almost certainly based on the Smithsonian. The real NCIS headquarters used to be a short walk from Nationals Park, on Sicard Street between Patterson and Paulding Streets. Whether civilians will be allowed on the Navy Yard grounds, I don't know; I've never tried it. I don't want to get stopped by a guard. I also don't want to get "Gibbs-slapped" -- and neither do you. However, while the Navy Yard is still home to the DC field office, they have since moved the main NCIS HQ to the Marine base at Quantico, Virginia, and that's a bit of a trek.

Of course, The West Wing was based at the White House, at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW. Metro: Red Line to Metro Center. (The only character to be a D.C. native was Charlie Young, played by Dulé Hill -- in real life, a native of Sayreville, New Jersey.) Every President starting with John Adams in 1800 has lived there during his time in office.

Inaugurations were held there in 1945 for Franklin Roosevelt, as he didn't think a big ceremony at the Capitol was proper during World War II; again in 1945 for Harry Truman, after FDR's death; and in 1974 for Gerald Ford after Richard Nixon resigned.

Across from the west side of the White House, at 1651 Pennsylvania, is Blair House, also known as the President's Guest House. Presidents-elect and their families stay there the night before the Inauguration. The Truman stayed there from 1948 to 1951 as the White House was being renovated. On November 1, 1950, an attempt to assassinate Truman was made outside Blair House, but failed.

The best-known D.C.-based show that didn't directly deal with government officials was Murphy Brown. The FYI studio was said to be across the street from Phil's, whose address was given as 1195 15th St. NW. Neither the bar nor the address actually exist, but if the address did, it would be at 15th & M Streets. This would put it right down the block from 1150 15th, the headquarters of The Washington Post. Metro for both: Red Line to Metro Center. The Post has since moved to 1301 K Street NW.

The University of Maryland, inside the Beltway at College Park, can be accessed by the Green Line to College Park and then a shuttle bus. (I tried that for the 2009 Rutgers-Maryland game, and it works very well.) Maryland Stadium (formerly Byrd Stadium), built in 1950, is one of the nation's best college football stadiums, but I wouldn't recommend sitting in the upper deck if you're afraid of heights: I think it's higher than Shea's was.

Across from the stadium is Cole Field House, where UMd played its basketball games from 1955 to 2002. The 1966 and 1970 NCAA Championship basketball games were played there, the 1966 one being significant because Texas Western (now Texas-El Paso) played an all-black starting five against Kentucky's all-white starters (including future Laker, Knick and Heat coach Pat Riley and Denver Nuggets star Dan Issel). The 1970 Final was won by UCLA over Jacksonville University.

Elvis sang there on September 27 and 28, 1974. The Terrapins won the National Championship in their final season at Cole, and moved to the adjacent Xfinity Center thereafter.

Remember that Final Four run by George Mason University? They're across the Potomac River, at the EagleBank Arena, formerly the Patriot Center. 4500 Patriot Circle, in Fairfax, Virginia. Orange Line to Virginia Square-GMU.

The U.S. Naval Academy is in Annapolis, Maryland, 33 miles east. The University of Virginia, in Charlottesville, 120 miles southwest. Virginia Tech (Virginia Polytechnic Institute), in Blacksburg, 263 miles southwest. In spite of that distance, both the Cavaliers and the Hokies have a strong presence in the D.C. area.

I also recommend visiting the capital's museums, including the Smithsonian complex, whose most popular buildings are the National Archives, hosting the originals of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution; and the National Air and Space Museum, which includes the Wright Brothers' Flyer, Charles Lindbergh's Spirit of St. Louis, Chuck Yeager's Glamorous Glennis (the 1st plane to break the sound barrier), and several space capsules including Apollo 11. The Smithsonian also has an annex at Dulles International Airport out in Virginia, including a Concorde, the space shuttle Discovery, and the Enola Gay, the plane that dropped the 1st atomic bomb.

Being the Nation's Capital, D.C. has lots of Presidential-themed locations, aside from the White House. Mount Vernon, which now has a George Washington Presidential Library and Museum on the grounds, at 3200 Mount Vernon Highway in Alexandria, Virginia. Red Line to Metro Center, then, at 15th Street & New York Avenue NW, you can catch Bus 11Y, which will go right there.

After the White House was burned by the British Army on August 24, 1814, during the War of 1812, President James Madison and his wife Dolley moved into a house now known as the Octagon Museum, and stayed there for the rest of their term, with successors James and Elizabeth Monroe moving back into the White House in 1817. 1799 New York Avenue NW, 2 blocks west of the White House. Blue or Orange Line to Farragut West.

At the same time, Monroe was both Secretary of State and Secretary of War (the post we now call Secretary of Defense), and lived at 2017 I Street (Eye). Blue or Orange Line to Foggy Bottom-GWU. When he became President, his Secretary of State was John Quincy Adams, and, before he became the next President he lived a block away at 2133 I Street.

As Andrew Jackson's Secretary of State and then Vice President, future President Martin Van Buren lived at what's now 748 Jackson Place, 2 blocks north of the White House. As a federal official in the 1890s, Theodore Roosevelt lived down the block, at 736 Jackson Place.

Brown's Indian Queen Hotel was where John Tyler in 1841 and Millard Fillmore in 1850 were living when they became President when their predecessors died, and each was sworn in there. The offices of the National Association of Retail Collection Attorneys, and the Capital Grille restaurant, are on the site now. 601 Pennsylvania Avenue NW. Three blocks down, at 300 Pennsylvania, the National Gallery of Art Library was built on the site of the house where James K. Polk lived when he was Speaker of the House. Metro: Green or Yellow Line to Archives-Navy Memorial.

The Library of Congress – the current building, a.k.a. the Jefferson Building – is not only one of America's holiest sites in its own right, but it was built on the site of the house where Abraham Lincoln stayed during his 1 term in Congress (1847-48). 101 Independence Avenue South.

Lincoln was assassinated at Ford's Theatre on April 14, 1865, and was carried across the street to a boarding house, the Petersen House, where he died the next morning. 511 and 516 10th Street NW, respectively. Much like Dealey Plaza in Dallas, where John F. Kennedy was assassinated 98 years later, the block has largely been preserved, although not everything on the outside is like it was in 1865. Metro: Blue, Orange or Red to Metro Center; or Blue, Green, Yellow or Red to Gallery Place-Chinatown, as they're right in between the stations. 

At the time, Andrew Johnson, the new President, was staying, and was sworn in, at Kirkwood House, at 1111 Pennsylvania Avenue NW. An office building and a Fogo de Chão Brazilian Steakhouse are on the site now. They're across from the Old Post Office Pavilion, now one of Donald Trump's money-laundering hotels. Metro: Blue or Orange to Federal Triangle.

Three blocks up, at 1401 Pennsylvania, is the Willard Hotel. The current version of this legend went up in 1901, replacing the 1847 version that was where Ulysses S. Grant stayed as General-in-Chief – making it, in effect, the Civil War's Pentagon. Metro: Red, Blue or Orange to Metro Center.

Between the end of the war in 1865, and taking office as President in 1869, Grant lived at what's now called the Scott-Grant House, at 3238 R Street NW, in the Georgetown section of town. You'll have to take Metrobus DCWE to get there, and to any Georgetown location. This includes the various homes of John F. Kennedy between his 1946 election to Congress and his 1960 election as President: 1528 31st Street, 1400 34th Street, 3260 N Street, 3271 P Street, 3321 Dent Place, 2808 P Street and 3307 N Street.

President James Garfield was shot on July 2, 1881, and hung on until September 19. The shooting happened at the Baltimore and Potomac Railroad Station, at 6th Street and B Street (now Constitution Avenue) NW. The Smithsonian's National Gallery of Art is on the site now. Metro: Blue, Green or Yellow to Archives-Navy Memorial.

The Cleveland Park area, reached by the Red Line at the stop bearing the name, includes several Presidential residences. Grover Cleveland's "Summer White House" was at 3600 Newark Street; Lyndon Johnson lived at Woodley Park Towers while he was Senate Majority Leader from 1953 to 1960, 2737 Devonshire Place; and Richard Nixon lived at 3601 Connecticut Avenue while serving in Congress. The next stop up on the Red Line is Woodley Park-Zoo. As a Senator, Harry Truman lived at 4701 Connecticut Avenue.

The Riggs Building was built on the site of the Riggs House, where Benjamin Harrison lived as a Senator. 615 G Street. Red Line to Union Station. While serving in Congress, William McKinley stayed in a hotel where the National Press Club has since been built. 529 14th Street. Red Line to Metro Center.

The Dupont Circle area, also with a Red Line at the stop bearing the name, includes several such homes. While Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, William Howard Taft lived at what's now the Syrian Embassy. 2215 Wyoming Avenue. Warren Harding lived a block away at 2314 Wyoming. The only post-Presidential home to be an official historic site in the District is the Woodrow Wilson House at 2340 S Street. In the Cabinet in the 1920s, Herbert Hoover lived at 2300 S. While stationed in D.C. from 1927 to 1936, Dwight D. Eisenhower lived at 2022 Columbia Road.

From 1955 until he became President in 1974, including his tenures as House Minority Leader (1965-73) and Vice President (1973-74), Gerald Ford lived in the Virginia suburbs, at 514 Crown View Drive in Arlington. Yellow Line to King Street. As with his (and Ford's) fellow Yalie Taft, George H.W. Bush lived in what's now an Embassy, Algeria's, during his Congressional (1965-70) and Ambassadorial (1971-75) and CIA Directorial (1976-77) service. 5161 Palisade Lane. Metrobus D6. And the Naval Observatory has been the official Vice Presidential residence since 1974. 3450 Massachusetts Avenue. Metrobus N4.

Barack and Michelle Obama rented a house in Washington to use while daughter Malia finished high school. They have since gone back to Chicago with younger daughter Sasha, but the house is still a private residence, and I won't list the address here. Same with the house that Bill and Hillary Clinton have in the District.

Ronald Reagan was shot outside the Washington Hilton on March 30, 1981. 1919 Connecticut Avenue. Red to Dupont Circle. His life was saved at George Washington University Hospital. 900 23rd Street. Blue or Orange Line to Foggy Bottom-GWU. That's also the station for the nearby John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts (2700 F Street) and the Watergate complex (700 New Hampshire Avenue) -- Kennedy and Nixon, forever linked.

The U.S. Capitol Building opened a Visitor Center in 2008, at First Street on the East Front. The East Front was the site of every Presidential Inauguration, except for those necessary for the death of the previous President, from 1829 to 1977. The West Front of the Capitol, allowing the ceremony to face the National Mall and allow for bigger crowds, is where every Presidential Inauguration has happened on January 20 (except in 2013, when the 20th was a Sunday and it was moved to the 21st) since 1981, except for 1985, when intense cold led Congress to move the ceremony inside to the Rotunda.

Thomas Jefferson in 1801 and 1805, James Madison in 1809 and 1813, James Monroe in 1821, and John Quincy Adams in 1825 were inaugurated inside the old Senate chamber, which was also the old Supreme Court chamber. So was William Howard Taft in 1909, as with Ronald Reagan in 1985 due to extreme cold. The Senate chamber was also where additional, official swearings-in were held, just in case, for newly-elevated Vice Presidents John Tyler in 1841, Millard Fillmore in 1850, Andrew Johnson in 1865, Chester Arthur in 1881, Theodore Roosevelt in 1901 and Calvin Coolidge in 1923.

The Old Brick Capitol, the temporary capital building during the restoration of the Capitol after the British burned it in 1814, hosted Monroe's 1st Inauguration, in 1817. It became the Old Capitol Prison in 1861, and was demolished in 1929, to make room for the Supreme Court Building, which opened in 1935. 1 First Street NE. For both the Capitol and the Supreme Court, the Metro stations are: Red to Union Station, or Blue, Orange or Silver to Capitol South.

Arlington National Cemetery has its own Metro Station, on the Blue Line. It is the final resting place for Presidents William Howard Taft and John F. Kennedy, plus JFK's wife Jackie and his brothers Bobby and Ted, former Heavyweight Champion Joe Louis, and General (but not baseball inventor) Abner Doubleday, among other notables.

Ironically, given its status as land seized from Robert E. Lee's family and its establishment as a cemetery for the Union dead of the American Civil War, the street it's on is the Jefferson Davis Highway in Arlington, Virginia; however, like all federal installations in Arlington, it has Washington, D.C. as its official mailing address.

One of the 1960 Presidential Debates between John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon was held in Washington -- still the only Presidential Debate held in the capital. On October 7, it was hosted not in a sports arena, a theater or a college auditorium, but in front of no live audience other than the panelists and the TV crew, at the studios of the NBC affiliate, WRC, Channel 4, 4001 Nebraska Avenue NW. Red Line to Tenleytown-AU.

In spite of what some movies have suggested, you won't see a lot of tall buildings in the District.  The Washington Monument is 555 feet high, but, other than that, no building is allowed to be taller than the Capitol. Exceptions were made for two churches, the Washington National Cathedral and the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, and the Old Post Office Pavilion -- now besmirched as the Trump International Hotel Washington, D.C. -- was built in 1899, before the "unwritten law" went into effect.

In contrast, there are a few office buildings taller than most D.C. buildings across the Potomac River in Arlington, Virginia, and in the neighboring Maryland cities of Silver Spring and New Carrollton.

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Have fun in the Nation's Capital. Here's hoping the Devils engage in some regulated Capital-ism.

How to Be a Devils Fan In Toronto -- 2020 Edition

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The Devils visit the Toronto Maple Leafs this coming Tuesday. There is quite the contrast: The Devils have won 3 Stanley Cups and reached 5 Finals, yet are still seen as one of the newer teams, only recently celebrating their 35th Anniversary; while the Leafs, along with the Montreal Canadiens, were an original NHL team, and recently celebrated their 100th Anniversary, and have won 13 Stanley Cups, but haven't won one, or even appeared in the Finals, since 1967, 53 years.

Being in a foreign country has its particular challenges -- and, yes, for all its similarities to America, Canada is still a foreign country.

Before You Go. Make sure you call your bank and tell them you're going. After all, Canada may be an English-speaking country, and a democracy (if a parliamentary one), and a country with a Major League Baseball team, but it is still a foreign country. If your bank gets a record of your ATM card making a withdrawal from any country other than the U.S., it may freeze the card, and any other accounts you may have with them. So be sure to let them know that you will, in fact, be in Canada for a little while.

And, since June 1, 2009, you need a passport to cross the border in either direction. Even if you have a valid driver's license (or other State-issued ID) and your birth certificate, they ain't lettin' you across into the True North Strong and Free. Not even if you're a Blue Jays season-ticket holder living in Buffalo or if you sing hosannas of praise to Wayne Gretzky. You don't have a passport? Get one. You do have one? Make sure it's valid and up to date. This is not something you want to mess with. Canadian Customs officials do not fuck around: They care about their national security, too.

Do yourself another big favor: Change your money before you go. There are plenty of currency exchanges in New York City, including one on 42nd Street between 7th and 8th Avenue.

Leave yourself $50 in U.S. cash, especially if you're going other than by plane, so you'll have usable cash when you get back to your side of the border. At last check, on the afternoon of January 10, 2020, US$1.00 = C$1.31 – or, C$1.00 = US 76 cents. However, since the currency exchanges need to make a profit, the current rate may come close to actually favoring Canada.  (I was actually in Canada on the day when it most favored the U.S.: January 18, 2002, $1.60 to $1.00 in our favor.)

The multi-colored bill were confusing on my first visit, although we have those now, too. The $5 is blue, and features Wilfrid Laurier (Prime Minister 1896-1911). The $10 is purple, and features John A. Macdonald (the 1st Prime Minister, 1867-1873 and again 1878-1891, essentially he's their George Washington without having fought a war for independence). The $20 is green, and features the nation's head of state, Britain's Queen Elizabeth II. The $50 is red, and features William Lyon Mackenzie King (the longest-serving Prime Minister, 1921-1926, 1926-1930, 1935-1948, including World War II). And the $100 is yellow, and features Robert Borden (Prime Minister 1911-1920, including World War I).

The tricky part is going to be the coins – and you'll thank me for telling you this, but keep your U.S. coins and your Canadian coins separate, for the simple reason that their penny, nickel, dime and quarter are all the same colors and just about the same size as our respective coins. (To make matters more confusing, as we recently did with our States, they had a Provincial quarter series.)

All coins have Queen Elizabeth's portrait on the front, but she's been Queen since 1952, and depending on how old the coin is, you might get a young woman, or her current 92-year-old self, or anything in between. You might even get a penny or a nickel old enough to feature her father, King George VI. Such a coin is still legal tender, however.

They have a $1 coin, copper-colored, bigger than a quarter, and 11-sided, with a bird on the back. This bird is a loon – not to be confused with the people lunatic enough to buy Maple Leafs season tickets. The coin is thus called the "loonie," although they don't say "ten loonies": They use "buck" for "dollar" the way we would.

In fact, the term is connected to Canada: Their first English settlers were the Hudson's Bay Company, and they set the value of a dollar to the price of the pelt of a male beaver, the male of the species being called, as are those of a deer and a rabbit, a buck. (And the female, a doe.) The nation's French-speakers (Francophones) use the French word for loon, and call it a "huard," but since the Montreal Expos are gone, you probably won't hear that term unless you're a hockey fan and go to see the Rangers, Devils or Islanders in Montreal – or maybe Ottawa, which is on the Ontario-Quebec border and has a lot of French-first-speakers.

Then there's the $2 coin, or "toonie." It's not just two dollars, it's two-toned, and even two-piece. It's got a copper center, with the Queen on the front and a polar bear on the back, and a nickel ring around it. This coin is about the size of the Eisenhower silver dollars we used to have. This is the coin that drives me bonkers when I'm up there.

My suggestion is that, when you first get your money changed before you begin your trip, ask for $1 coins but no $2 coins. It's just simpler. I like Canada a lot, but their money, yikes, eh?

This is Canada, the Great White North, but, in spite of it being January, it won't be all that cold. According to the Toronto Star website, the temperature next Tuesday will be in the 30s all day, including at gametime. You'll have to wear a Winter jacket, but you might not need gloves or earmuffs. No rain or snow is predicted.

Toronto is in the Eastern Time Zone, so you won't have to reset your watch or fiddle with your smartphone's clock.

Tickets. The Maple Leafs are averaging 19,297 fans per game this season, a sellout every game. Supposedly, they haven't played to an unsold seat since World War II, over 70 years ago. Of course, they haven't reached the Stanley Cup Finals since 1967, 51 years ago, so what does that tell you about the people who show up? It tells me that it's idiots who are making tickets hard to come by.

But some tickets will be available. As the Leafs' website says:
Every game we have close to 200 tickets that become available within 48 hours of puck drop.
Why is that? The NHL's Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) provides both the league and players with a specific number of ticket holds for every Leafs game at Scotiabank Arena. These seats must be held for them up until 24 or 48 hours before puck drop. More often than not, the league and majority of players decide not to use these tickets, so they are released to you!
Do you want to sit in the same seats as NHL executives and players? Follow the steps below to make sure you're the first to find out when tickets become available.
As for ticket prices, expect them to be freakin' expensive, due to the law of supply and demand. Remember also that they will be listed in Canadian dollars, so they won't be as bad as they first appear, but they should be bad enough. Consider that, in the same arena, Toronto Raptors tickets are much cheaper.

In the lower bowl, Leafs tickets go for C$190 between the goals and C$172 behind them. In the upper level, they're C$127 between and C$95 behind. If you want to try for a scalper, they'll be even higher, but, presuming you are ready, willing and able to pay, you may have a better selection.

Getting There. The best way is by plane. (Note that these prices, unlike the preceding, will be in U.S. dollars.) Air Canada runs flights out of Newark Liberty, John F. Kennedy and LaGuardia International Airport, and the flight to Toronto's Lester Pearson International Airport takes about an hour and a half. Book on Air Canada today, while they're having a sale, and you can get a round-trip flight for under $500, making this one of the cheapest roadtrips-by-plane in North America. (Pearson was Prime Minster from 1963 to 1968, and a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize.)

Greyhound runs 8 buses a day from Port Authority Bus Terminal to the Toronto Coach Terminal, at 610 Bay Street. (Countries in the British Commonwealth, including Canada, call a local bus a bus and an inter-city bus a "coach.") The ride averages about 11 hours, and is $226 round-trip, but can drop to $98 with advanced purchase -- one of the cheapest Devils roadtrips.
The TCT is big and clean, although a little confusing, as it seems to be two separate buildings. You shouldn't have any difficulties with it. It's one block down Bay to Dundas Street, and turn left to get to the Dundas subway station.


Amtrak, however, runs just 1 train, the Maple Leaf, in each direction each day between New York and Toronto, in cooperation with Canada's equivalent, VIA Rail. This train leaves Pennsylvania Station at 7:15 AM, spends 4:29 to 5:45 PM at Customs, and arrives at Union Station at 7:41 PM, a trip of 12 hours and 26 minutes. The return trip leaves Toronto at 8:20 AM, reaches the border at 10:22, and gets back to Penn Station at 9:55 PM. Round-trip fare is $262. Be advised, though, that this is one of Amtrak's most popular routes, and it could sell out.
Toronto's Union Station, at 65 Front Street West, is one of the world's great rail terminals, and is the heart of the city. It's the centerpoint of the city's subway system, so it's not just in the heart of the city.
If you're driving, it's 500 miles – well, 492 miles from Times Square to downtown Toronto. It's 79 miles from downtown to the closest border crossing, the Lewiston-Queenston Bridge at Niagara Falls.

Get into New Jersey to Interstate 80, and take it all the way across the State. Shortly after crossing the Delaware River and entering Pennsylvania, take I-380, following the signs for Scranton, until reaching I-81. (If you've driven to a game of the Yankees' Triple-A farm team, the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees, you already know this part.) Take I-81 north into New York State. (If you've driven to a game of the Mets' Double-A farm team, the Binghamton Mets, you already know this part.) Continue on I-81 past Binghamton and to Syracuse, where you'll get on the New York State Thruway, which, at this point, is I-90. Continue on the Thruway west, past Rochester, to Buffalo.

What happens next depends on where you cross the border. But first, let's discuss what you should do when you're actually at the border. Because you need to take this seriously. Because Canadian Customs will.

You'll be asked your citizenship, and you'll have to show your passport and your photo ID. You'll be asked why you're visiting Canada. Seeing a Yankees vs. Blue Jays game probably won't (but might) get you a smart-aleck remark about how the Jays are going to win, but they won't keep you out of their country based on that alone.

If you're bringing a computer with you (counting a laptop, but probably not counting a smartphone), you don't have to mention it, but you probably should. Chances are, you won't be carrying a large amount of food or plants; if you were, depending on how much, you might have to declare them.

Chances are, you won't be bringing alcohol into the country, but you can bring in one of the following items duty-free, and anything above or in addition to this must have duty paid on it: 1.5 litres (53 ounces) of wine, or 8.5 litres (300 ounces or 9.375 quarts) of beer or ale, or 1.14 litres (40 ounces) of hard liquor. If you have the slightest suspicion that I'm getting any of these numbers wrong, check the Canada Customs website. Better yet, don't bring booze in. Or out.

As for tobacco, well, you shouldn't use it. But, either way over the border, you can bring up to 200 cigarettes, 50 cigars, and 200 grams (7 ounces) of manufactured tobacco. And, on October 14, 2016, President Obama finally ended the ban on bringing Cuban cigars into America. This also applies to rum, for which Cuba is also renowned. It is still considerably easier to buy these items in Canada than in America, but, now, you can bring them back over the border.

If you've got anything in your car (or, if going by bus or train) that could be considered a weapon, even if it's a disposable razor or nail clippers, tell them. And while Canada does have laws that allow you to bring in firearms if you're a licensed hunter (you'd have to apply for a license to the Province where you plan to hunt), the country has the proper attitude concerning guns: They hate them. They go absolutely batshit insane if you try to bring a firearm into their country. Which, if you're sane, is actually the sane way to treat the issue.

You think I'm being ridiculous? How about this: Seven of the 45 U.S. Presidents -- 9 counting the Roosevelts, Theodore after he was President and Franklin right before -- have faced assassins with guns, 6 got hit and 4 died; but none of the 23 people (including 1 woman) to serve as Prime Minister of Canada has ever faced an assassination attempt. John Lennon recorded "Give Peace a Chance" in Montreal and gave his first "solo concert" in Toronto, but he got shot and killed in New York. In fact, the next time I visit, I half-expect to see a bumper sticker that says, "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, AMERICANS WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE."

(Another note about weapons: I'm a fan of the TV show NCIS, which airs in Canada on Global Network TV. If you are also a fan of this show, and you usually observe Gibbs Rule Number 9, "Never go anywhere without a knife," you need to remember that these are rules for members of Gibbs' team, not for civilians. So, this time, forget the knife, and leave it at home. If you really think you're going to need it -- as a tool -- mention the knife to the border guard, and show it to him, and tell him you have it to use as a tool in case of emergency, and that you do not plan to use it as a weapon. Do not mention the words "Rule Number 9" or quote said rule, or else he'll observe his Rule Number 1: "Do not let this jackass into your country, eh?" And another thing: Border guards, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, most likely will observe a variation on Gibbs Rule Number 23: "Never mess with a Mountie's Tim Hortons coffee if you want to live.")

And if you can speak French, don't try to impress the Customs officials with it. Or the locals, for that matter. You're going into Ontario, not Quebec. (And even if you were going into Quebec, they're not going to be impressed by your ability to speak their first language.) A, People of French descent are a minority west of Quebec (although singers Alanis Morrissette and Avril Lavigne are both Franco-Ontarians); and, B, They can probably speak English, let alone French, and possibly another language or two, better than you can. If you try to speak French in Toronto, you won't sound like you're from Montreal, and you certainly won't sound like you're from Paris. You'll sound like a smartass.  That's if you speak French well. If you don't, you'll sound like a damn fool.

When crossing back into the U.S., in addition to what you would have to declare on the way in (if you still have any of it), you would have to declare items you purchased and are carrying with you upon return, items you bought in duty-free shops or (if you flew) on the plane, and items you intend to sell or use in your business, including business merchandise that you took out of the United States on your trip. There are other things, but, since you're just going for baseball, they probably won't apply to you. Just in case, check the Canadian Customs website I linked to above.

Precisely where will you be crossing the border? It could be at the Peace Bridge, built to commemorate the U.S. and Canada having "the world's longest undefended border," from Buffalo into the Ontario city of Fort Erie.
The Peace Bridge

After going through Customs, this would take you right onto the Queen Elizabeth Way (the QEW). After the Pennsylvania Turnpike, this was North America's 2nd superhighway, and was named not for the current Queen but for her mother, the wife of King George VI, the woman most people now under the age of 65 called the Queen Mother or the Queen Mum. (You know: Helena Bonham-Carter in The King's Speech.) This road will hug Lake Ontario and go through the Ontario cities of Niagara Falls, St. Catharines and Hamilton before turning north and then east toward Toronto. Toronto's CN Tower is so tall that you may actually see it, across the lake, before you get to Hamilton.

The most common route from Buffalo to Toronto, however, is to go north on I-190, the Thruway's Niagara Extension, to Niagara Falls. After you go through Customs, the road will become Ontario Provincial Highway 405, which eventually flows into the Queen Elizabeth Way.
The Rainbow Bridge

At the edge of the "megacity" of Toronto (Montreal is also now a "megacity"), the QEW becomes the Frederick G. Gardiner Expressway. ("Big Daddy" Gardiner was a major Toronto politician, and was responsible for getting it built.) The Gardiner does not have numbers on its exits. If you're only going for the game, and are leaving Toronto right afterward (I don't recommend this this: Spend a day in the city), you'll take the York/Yonge/Bay Street exit to get to the Scotiabank Arena.

If you make 3 rest stops – I would recommend at or near Scranton and Syracuse, and count Customs, where they will have a restroom and vending machines – and if you don't do anything stupid at Customs, such as fail to produce your passport, or flash a weapon, or say you watch South Park (a show with a vendetta against Canada for some reason), or call Sidney Crosby a cheating, diving pansy (even though he is one) – the trip should take about 11 hours.

Though that could become 12, because Toronto traffic is every bit as bad as traffic in New York, Boston and Washington. As Canada native (Regina, Saskatchewan) Leslie Nielsen would have said, I am serious, and don't call me Shirley: Toronto traffic is awful.

Once In the City. Founded as York in 1793, it became the City of Toronto in 1834, the name coming from Taronto, a Native American name for the channel of water between Lake Simcoe and Lake Couchiching. There are 2.7 million people in the city, and just under 6 million in the metro area; in each case, making it larger than any in North America except New York, Los Angeles and Chicago -- unless you count Mexico to be part of "North America" instead of "Central America," in which case add Mexico City to those that are larger.

Since Canada is in the British Commonwealth, there are certain subtle differences from the U.S. Every measurement will be in the metric system. Dates are written not as Month/Day/Year, as we do it, but as Day/Month/Year as in Britain and in Europe. So, for us, this game will be played on "November 9, 2018," but for them on "9 November 2018." We would write the date as 11/9/18, but they will do so as 09/11/18 -- the 9th of the 11th, not November 9th.

They also follow British custom in writing time: A game starting at 7:00 PM would be listed as 1900. Those of you who have served in the military, you will recognize this as, in the words of M*A*S*H's Lt. Col. Henry Blake, "all that hundred-hours stuff." And every word we would end with -or, they will end with -our; and some (but not all) words that we would end with -er, they end with -re, as in "Centre."

Another thing to keep in mind: Don't ask anyone where the "bathroom" is -- ask for the "washroom." This difference was a particular pet peeve of mine the first time I arrived at the Toronto Coach Terminal, although it wasn't a problem in Montreal's Gare Centrale as I knew the signs would be in French.

Every measurement will be in the metric system: Temperatures will be in Celsius, not Fahrenheit; distances will be in "kilometres," not miles (including speed limits, so don't drive 100 thinking it's miles); and gas prices will be per "litre," not per gallon (so don't think you're getting cheap gas, because a liter is a little more than a quart, so multiply the price by 4, and you'll get roughly the price per gallon, and it will be more expensive than at home, not less).

When you arrive, I would recommend buying the Toronto Star and The Globe and Mail. The former newspaper is local, the latter is national, and both are liberal enough to suit my sensibilities (or, should I say, sensible enough to suit my liberalism). And The Star has a very good sports section, and should do a good job covering the Jays, although, being a hockey city in a hockey Province in a hockey country, you'll see a lot of stuff about the Maple Leafs and nearby minor-league, collegiate and "junior" hockey teams no matter what time of year it is.

I would advise against buying the Toronto Sun, because it's a right-wing sensationalist tabloid, and every bit the journalistically sloppy rag that the New York Post is. (It also has conservative "sister papers" called the Sun in Ottawa, Winnipeg, Edmonton and Calgary, although the Vancouver Sun is not connected.) The National Post, while also politically conservative (and thus a national competitor for The Globe and Mail), is a broadsheet and thus conservative in the sense that it is calmer and more sensible with its journalism.

If you can get to Union Station after leaving your hotel, you may also be able to get out-of-town papers, including the New York ones, as well as Canadian papers such as the Montreal Gazette and the Ottawa Citizen.

Toronto's sales tax is 13 percent -- in 2010, this replaced the former Provincial sales tax of 5 percent and the federal GST (Goods & Services Tax) of 8 percent. In other words, the Conservative Party government of Prime Minister Stephen Harper wanted Canadians to think he'd killed the hated GST, when, in fact, Ontarians (who only make up 36 percent of the country) are paying pretty much the same taxes that they did before. See how stupid it is to vote for conservative candidates? It doesn't work in any country. (And now, Harper is out, and Liberal Party Leader Justin Trudeau is in, making him and his late father Pierre Trudeau the only father & son PMs in Canadian history.)

Toronto Hydro Corporation runs the area's utilities. The city is about 47 percent white, 21 percent East Asian, 13 percent South Asian, 9 percent black, 4 percent Middle Eastern, 3 percent Hispanic, and 1 percent Aboriginal ("Indian" or "First Nations"). About 47 percent of the population is foreign-born, one of the highest percentages in the world. (For comparison's sake, it's 37 percent in New York City.)

As if being Canada's national media, culture and finance capital wasn't enough, there's another reason why people outside it, and particularly inside the Province of Ontario, hate Toronto: It's the Provincial capital, its Legislative Building located at Queen's Park, just north of downtown. "Queen's Park" has become slang for the government, or for perceived government corruption.
The Ontario Legislative Building.
It looks more collegiate than political.

Union Station is at the intersection of Bay & Front Streets. Bay runs north-south, and divides Toronto's east and west sides, and the street numberings thereof; the lake serves as the "zero point" for streets running north and south, and thus there's no North and South on street names. Bay Street is also Canada's "Wall Street," the center of Toronto's financial district, and is not particularly well-liked by, well, anybody who isn't conservative in Canada. Unlike the New York Stock Exchange at Wall & Broad, however, the Toronto Stock Exchange is at King & York, not on Bay. Toronto has no freeway or tollway that serves as a "beltway."

Toronto has a subway, Canada's oldest, opened in 1954 and known locally as "the Rocket." (I'll bet Montrealers hated that, since it was the nickname of their beloved hockey star Maurice Richard, well before future Blue Jay and Yankee Roger Clemens was even born.)
Along with Philadelphia, it was 1 of the last 2 subway systems in North America that still used tokens, but they have phased them out in favor of a farecard system, in their case known as the Presto Card. The fare is C$3.00 (US$2.29), and a DayPass is C$13.00 (US$9.92).

Toronto also runs a light rail system, calling the vehicles "streetcars" as they always have. The same fare system applies.
The drinking age in Ontario is 19. Postal Codes in Toronto begin with the letter M, and those in the suburbs with L. The Area Codes are 416 for the city and 905 in the suburbs, with 437 as an overlay.

Going In. It's no longer the Air Canada Centre (ACC), a.k.a. "The Hangar": In 2018, naming rights were bought by a bank, and it's now the Scotiabank Arena. It is at 40 Bay Street. Opening in 1999, it has been the home of the Raptors and the Maple Leafs ever since. It is 1 of 11 current arenas to be home to both an NBA team and an NHL team.
The east entrance, with the CN Tower behind it

From the arena website:

The Galleria is a public walkway running east to west at the north end of Scotiabank Arena. It is a covered, climate-controlled walkway that houses the Ticket Office and public entrances to CentreSports and Union Market. The east end Galleria entrance features a display of historical artifacts from the original Canada Post Delivery Building.

Maple Leaf Square is a vibrant global entertainment destination located just outside Gate 6 of Scotiabank Arena. Connected to the city's transit system and underground PATH network, Maple Leaf Square is a touchstone linking visitors and residents to Toronto's vast cultural tapestry. Maple Leaf Square includes: Real Sports Bar & Grill, E11even Restaurant, Hôtel Le Germain and much more.

Both teams, and the arena, are owned by Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment. The company knows on which side its bread is buttered: The board named the company after Canada's most popular, and yet most underachieving, sports team. It is the successor company to Maple Leaf Gardens, Ltd., founded by Leafs boss Conn Smythe in 1931.

The company also owns the Toronto Marlies of the American Hockey League (named for the Ontario Hockey League's old Toronto Marlboros, a longtime Leafs farm team), Raptors 905 of the NBA Development League (based in adjoining Mississauga and named for their Area Code), and Major League Soccer's Toronto FC.

Having already hosted the NHL All-Star Game in its 1st season, 1999-2000, the Arena hosted the NBA All-Star Game in 2016, and hosted all the games of the 2016 World Cup of Hockey, won on home ice by Canada.

Most likely, you will be entering from the north, through Union Station -- especially if you took the subway, to Union Station subway stop. Hopefully, if you drove into Toronto, you will have left your car in a hotel's parking deck. You could get a space nearby for as little as C$6.00 (US$4.58), but it's more likely to be at least C$10.00 (US$7.63). The rink is laid out east-to-west, and the Leafs attack twice toward the west end.
Food. According to the Arena website:

Forty concessions are featured on the two public concourses, including a food market adjacent to the Galleria that is open to the public on non-event days.

Concessions at Scotiabank Arena offer interesting food choices under the banner of the "Union Market Food Co." The market theme presented at Scotiabank Arena s inspired by Toronto's local St. Lawrence and Kensington Markets, and is evident throughout our selection of fresh, quality foods displayed at our Grill, Deli, Café, Trattoria and Food Co. concepts. 

Local vendors such as Pizza Pizza, Mr. Sub, and Tim Hortons are featured in these locations to provide fans with premium fare and highlight the "crowd pleasing" brands Toronto has to offer. In addition to the normal arena fare of pizza, hot dogs, popcorn, nachos, pretzels and candies, we also offer a wide selection of hot carved sandwiches, sushi and kosher foods. 


Crown Corner is a vibrant, modern bar with a view of the arena bowl as well as a western view of the Toronto skyline. Open to the ticketed public at all sports events and many other arena events, Crown Corner features a full concession service of premium menu items and provides a large socializing environment with seating before and during the game. 

• Location: West side of Level 300; accessed via Level 300 concourse and Gate 5 elevators and escalators 


Molson Brew House is located on the south side of the main concourse and has an attached brewery by Molson, under the careful eye of brew master Paul Swindle. The brewery provides the Rickard's Red beer served at Scotiabank Arena. In addition, various grilled and prepared foods from The Carvery complement the energized atmosphere under the copper hooded open kitchen. 

• Location: South side of Level 100 concourse


Team History Displays. Unlike the Raptors, who don't have much of a history even with their 2019 NBA title, the Leafs have nothing but history, and it is getting more and more ancient all the time. Remember how we Devils fans ridiculed Ranger fans for not winning the Stanley Cup for 54 years? Well, unless the Leafs win a Stanley Cup in the 2019-20 or the 2020-21 season, they'll top that. And at least the Rangers made the Finals 3 times in their 54 years. The Leafs haven't.

The Leafs only hang banners for their 13 Stanley Cups, not for Conference Championships (they don't have any -- Finals berths that ended in defeat prior to 1982 don't count), not for Division Championships that fell short of Cup wins (1933, 1934, 1935, 1938 and... 2000; "Playoff Championships" in the old Norris Division don't count, either). And their last Cup was won on May 2, 1967, and the surviving CBS telecast is in black and white. 

I've often compared the Leafs to an underachieving soccer team in London: They're the Tottenham Hotspur of Canada. They're a club that wears blue and white in the biggest city in the country, and the national media loves them, but they're well behind a team in red (although, unlike "Spurs" with fellow North Londoners Arsenal, the Leafs don't have to share a Province, let alone a city or a neighborhood, with the Canadiens), and they haven't won their League since the 1960s. As Arsenal fans taunt Spurs fans, "You won the League in black & white!"
Banners for the Leafs' 6 most recent Stanley Cups.
Still, only 3 other NHL teams have won at least 6 Cups.

Although they've only used the Maple Leafs name, which they took from a minor-league baseball team that played its last season in 1968, since 1927, and were previously called the Toronto Arenas (1917-19) and the Toronto St. Patricks (1919-27), the Leafs have been playing longer in the same city than all but 11 teams in all of North American major league sports. They've won more World Championships than all but 4 teams. And only 2 teams belong to both categories: The Yankees and the Canadiens.

Yet, for all their history, going back a century, until 2016, the Leafs were not loaded with retired uniform numbers. They had a very slim parameter for retiring numbers: It was only for players "who have made a significant contribution to the Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Club and have experienced a career-ending incident while a member of the Maple Leaf team."

Until 2016, they decided that only 2 players met this criteria. On December 12, 1933, right wing Irvine Wallace "Ace" Bailey, a member of their 1932 Stanley Cup winners, suffered a head injury after being knocked to the ice by Eddie Shore of the Boston Bruins. Three times, it was incorrectly reported by newspapers that he had died. He recovered, but his playing career was over.

The Leafs held a benefit game for him on February 14, 1934, which became recognized as the 1st NHL All-Star Game, and they announced that no player would ever again wear his Number 6. One exception was made: In 1968, Bailey himself asked that Ron Ellis, a member of the 1967 Cup winners who had previously worn Number 8, be given Number 6, which he wore for the rest of his career, until 1980. Bailey managed to work in hockey until 1984 and live until 1992,

The Leafs players, who beat the rest of the NHL 7-3, were: Goaltender George Hainsworth (better known from the Montreal Canadiens); defensemen Red Horner, Alex Levinsky, Hap Day and King Clancy; left wings Baldy Cotton, Busher Jackson, Hec Kilrea and Buzz Boll; centers Joe Primeau and Bill Thoms; and right wings Charlie Conacher, Ken Doraty and Charlie Sands. (Jackson, Primeau and Conacher were known as the Kid Line.)

On August 26, 1951, just 4 months after his overtime goal against the Montreal Canadiens won Game 5 and the Stanley Cup -- making him hockey's "Bobby Thomson" 38 days before Thomson etched his name into baseball history -- defenseman Bill Barilko was killed in a plane crash on a hunting trip. He was only 24, but had already played on 4 Cup winners. His Number 5 was packed away, and no Leaf has worn it since.

At some point, probably after Bailey's death on April 7, 1992 at age 88, someone discovered that there was never a retirement ceremony for his number or for Barilko's. So, on October 17, 1992, the night of the Leafs' 1st home game of the next season, banners with those numbers were raised to the rafters at Maple Leaf Gardens. In 2000, the brand-new Air Canada Centre hosted the All-Star Game, and those banners, and the newly-announced league-wide retirement for Number 99 of Wayne Gretzky, were raised. 

In 1993, the Leafs announced their Honoured Number program: They would raise banners to the rafters featuring pictures of team legends, but not retire the numbers, as sort of a team hall of fame. But on October 15, 2016, at the start of their 100th Anniversary season, they decided to drop the pretense, and retire the Honoured Numbers.

The honorees (or, since this is the British Commonwealth, "honourees"), along with the 2 previously mentioned, 18 of them with 12 numbers, are:

* 1, goaltenders Walter "Turk" Broda, 1937-52; and Johnny Bower, 1959-70.
* 4, defenseman Clarence "Hap" Day, 1924-37; and center Leonard "Red" Kelly, 1961-67.
* 5, defenseman Bill Barilko, 1945-51.
* 6, right wing Irvine "Ace" Bailey, 1926-33.
* 7, defenseman Francis "King" Clancy, 1931-37; and Tim Horton, 1950-70.
* 9, right wing Charlie Concacher, 1930-38; and Ted "Teeder" Kennedy, 1943-57.
* 10, center Syl Apps, 1937-48; and right wing George Armstrong, 1950-71.
* 13, center Mats Sundin, 1994-2008.
* 17, left wing Wendel Clark, 1985-2000.
* 21, defenseman Borje Salming, 1973-89.
* 27, left wing Frank Mahovlich, 1957-68; and center Darryl Sittler, 1970-82.
* 93, center Doug Gilmour, 1991-2003.
Notice the different color to Bailey's banner,
to show that it was then retired, not merely "honoured."

In contrast, they have had 63 players make the Hockey Hall of Fame, and 37 of them could legitimately be called Leafs Hall-of-Famers:

* From the 1918 and 1922 Cup winners: Samuel "Rusty" Crawford, Harry Cameron, Reg Noble and Cecil "Babe" Dye. Jack Bickell began serving as the team's financier and part-owner during this period, and was elected to the Hall as a "Builder."

* From the 1932 Cup winners: Day, Bailey, Clancy, Conacher, George "Red" Horner, Joe Primeau and Harvey "Busher" Jackson. This was the 1st great team built by head coach, general manager and part-owner Conn Smythe, with assistance from Frank Selke and Smythe's successor as head coach, Dick Irvin Sr. Also Builders Bickell and broadcaster Foster Hewitt.

* From the Cup winners of the 1940s (at least one of 1942, 1945, 1947, 1948, 1949 and 1951): Broda, Kennedy, Apps, Walter "Babe" Pratt, Gordie Drillon, Harry Watson, Max Bentley and Fern Flaman. Also Builders Bickell, Smythe, Selke, Irvin and Hewitt. Bud Poile played for the Leafs at this time, but was elected to the Hall as a Builder for what he did with other teams. Howie Meeker played for the Leafs at this time, but was elected as a Broadcaster.

* From the 1962, 1963, 1964 and 1967 Cup winners: Bower, Kelly, Horton, Armstrong, Mahovlich, Allan Stanley, Bert Olmstead, Bob Pulford, Dave Keon, Dick Duff, Marcel Pronovost and Terry Sawchuk.

Also Builders Smythe, Hewitt, head coach and general manager George "Punch" Imlach, and executive Harold Ballard, elected despite nearly destroying 2 great Canadian sports institutions, the Leafs and the other team he owned, the CFL's Toronto Argonauts. Al Arbour played for the Leafs in this period, and was a very good player, but was elected as a Builder for coaching the Islanders to their 4 straight Stanley Cups.

* From the 1970s: Norm Ullman. Also Builder Ballard.

* From the 1978 team that reached the Stanley Cup Semifinals: Sittler, Salming and Lanny McDonald. Also Builders Ballard, general manager Jim Gregory and head coach Roger Neilson, although Neilson is in more for the coaching he did elsewhere.

* From the 1993 and 1994 teams that reached the Eastern Conference Finals: Gilmour and left wing Dave Andreychuk. Also general manager Cliff Fletcher, although he's in more for building the Calgary Flames into a Stanley Cup winner; and head coach Pat Burns, although he's in more for coaching the Devils to a Stanley Cup.


* From the 1999 team that reached the Conference Finals: Sundin. (Gilmour and Clark were traded away, and later reacquired.) Head coach and general manager Pat Quinn, who had also played for the Leafs, was posthumously elected as a Builder, although his most successful tenure as such was with the Vancouver Canucks.

So, only 7 players in the last 53 years. That shows you how things have gone for the Leafs. 

Henderson, Salming, Quinn and Sundin have been elected to the International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF) Hall of Fame. Sawchuk, Pulford, Poile, and former general manager Brian Burke have been awarded the Lester Patrick Trophy for service to hockey in America.

In 2014, the Leafs dedicated Legends Row, a series of statues outside the Scotiabank Arena. They now include Bower, Kennedy, Apps, Armstrong, Sundin, Salming and Sittler.
Dye, Clancy, Conacher, Primeau, Jackson, Pratt, Apps, Broda, Kennedy, Bentley, Horton, Bower, Sawchuk, Kelly, Mahovlich, Keon, Sittler, Salming and 1930s goalie Lorne Chabot (not a member of the Hall of Fame) were named to The Hockey News' 100 Greatest Players in 1998. Mahovlich also played for the Toronto Toros of the World Hockey Association, and was named to the WHA All-Time Team.

Clancy, Conacher, Apps, Broda, Kennedy, Bentley, Horton, Kelly, Bower, Mahovlich, Keon, Sawchuk, Sittler, Salming and Sundin were named to the NHL's 100th Anniversary 100 Greatest Players in January.

Horner, Conacher and Jackson also played for the NHL All-Stars in the Howie Morenz Memorial Game in Montreal in 1937. Apps and Gordie Drillon played for the NHL All-Stars in the Babe Siebert Memorial Game in Montreal in 1939.

As defending Champions, the Leafs hosted the 1st official NHL All-Star Game at Maple Leaf Gardens in 1947, losing 4-3 to a team of NHL All-Stars. Their lineup consisted of: Goaltender Broda; defensemen Barilko, Bob Goldham, Wally Stanowski, Vic Lynn, Gus Mortson and Jimmy Thomson; left wings Harry Watson, Gaye Stewart and Joe Klukay; centers Apps, Kennedy, Bud Poile and Fleming Mackell; and right wings Don Metz, Bill Ezinicki and Howie Meeker, who would later be elected to the Hall of Fame as a broadcaster.

Ron Ellis and Paul Henderson, who ended up scoring the winning goal, played for Canada in the 1972 Summit Series with the Soviet Union. So did Frank Mahovlich, although he was no longer with the Leafs at the time.

They are thus members of Canada's Walk of Fame. So are Bower and Sittler -- but not such Leaf legends as Smythe, Conacher, Apps, Kennedy, Armstrong, or even Horton, now better known for baking and brewing and scoring and defending. The Walk has 168 inductees, including 30 athletes, 12 of them hockey figures. In addition to the preceding: Non-Leafs Maurice Richard, Gordie Howe, Jean Beliveau, Bobby Orr, Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, and 1 woman, Hayley Wickenheiser. Also a coach, Scotty Bowman; and broadcasters Don Cherry and Ron MacLean.

No member of the 1980 U.S. Olympic team went on to play for the Leafs.

The Leafs' ancient rivalry with the Montreal Canadiens has not gone in their favor (or "favour") very often. The Canadiens lead it, 397-326-88. They've played each other in 13 Playoff series, although none since 1979. The Leafs have won 6, including the Finals of 1947, 1951 and 1967; while the Habs have won in the Finals in 1959 and 1960.

The Memorial Cup, the championship of Canadian junior hockey, has been won by the following Ontario-based teams:

* Toronto: University of Toronto Schools, 1919; Toronto Canoe Club, 1920; Toronto Marlboros (now Toronto Marlies), a Leafs farm team, 1929, 1955, 1956, 1964, 1967, 1973 and 1975; Toronto St. Michael's Majors (a.k.a. St. Mike's), 1934, 1945, 1947 and 1961; Newmarket Redmen, 1933; West Toronto Nationals, 1936; Oshawa Generals, 1939, 1940, 1944, 1990 and 2015 (but not in 1963, '64, '65 or '66, when they had Bobby Orr); Barrie Flyers, 1951 and 1953; and Peterborough Petes, 1979.

* Hamilton: Guelph Biltmore Mad Hatters, 1952; Hamilton Red Wings, 1962; Hamilton Fincups, 1976; Kitchener Rangers, 1982 and 2003; Guelph Platers, 1986; and London Knights, 2005 and 2016.

* Niagara Falls: St. Catharines Teepees, 1954 and 1960; and Niagara Falls Flyers, 1965 and 1968.

* Windsor, across the Detroit River from Detroit: Windsor Spitfires, 2009, 2010 and 2017.

* Owen Sound: Owen Sound Greys, 1924 and 1927.

* Ottawa: Ottawa-Hull Junior Canadiens, 1958; Cornwall Royals, 1972, 1980 and 1981; and Ottawa 67's, 1984 and 1999.

* Sudbury: Sudbury Cub Wolves, 1932.

* Thunder Bay: Fort William Great War Vets, 1922; and Port Arthur West End Bruins, 1948.

* Sault Ste. Marie: Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds, 1993.

Stuff. There is a team store, or rather a teams store, at ACC. From the arena website:

Located at Gate 1, Scotiabank Arena, Real Sports Apparel is 3,000 square-feet of the most authentic sports retail experience outside of the locker room. Located just steps from the ice and from the court, Real Sports Apparel brings fans closer to the action in a 360-degree mecca to the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors, Toronto FC and Toronto Marlies. Specializing in on-site jersey personalization, exclusive merchandise collections and game-worn gear, Real Sports Apparel is as a must-stop shop for Toronto's most passionate fans.

Not surprising, given their long and (non-recent) achievement-laden history, and their place in the national consciousness, the Leafs are very well represented in print and on video. The sports staff of The Toronto Star recently published 100 Years in Blue and White: A Century of Hockey in Toronto. Stephen J. Harper (not the recently-defeated Prime Minister) wrote A Great Game: The Forgotten Leafs & the Rise of Professional Hockey, about the 1918 and 1922 Cup winners.

Who is the defining figure in Leafs history? From the 1920s until the 1950s, it was Constantine Falkland Cary Smythe. An officer in the Canadian Army in both World Wars, he built Maple Leaf Gardens at the depth of the Great Depression, and built what was (at the time) the greatest dynasty in hockey history.

He was cheap as hell to his players, and even removed a large portrait of Canada's head of State, Queen Elizabeth II, from one end of the Gardens, to install a few thousand more seats. "She doesn't pay admission, does she?" On the other hand, he was a great donor to children's charities and, after his wife's death in 1965, to cancer fundraisers. He didn't found the NHL like George Halas essentially founded the NFL, but he was, pretty much, the Halas of hockey. Kelly McParland wrote The Lives of Conn Smythe: From the Battlefield to Maple Leaf Gardens: A Hockey Icon's Story.

With the Leafs' Cup winners of the 1960s being the touchstone for Canada's Anglophone Baby Boomers, lots of books have been written about them, including Kevin Shea and Paul Patskou's
Toronto Maple Leafs: Diary of a Dynasty, 1957-1967.

Smythe made the mistake of selling the team not to his son Stafford, but to a group that Stafford led, which included Harold Ballard. Ballard ended up ruining the team after the last Cup in 1967. (Unlike that other Connie of a team stuck in the past, Mack of the Philadelphia Athletics, who didn't trust his sons enough, Connie Smythe trusted his son too much.)

Ballard was often compared to George Steinbrenner, with his micromanaging and too-quick willingness to fire everyone from coaches to low-level employees. The difference? When Ballard was taken out of the way in 1990 (by death, not suspension), the franchise's 1990s recovery was far from complete; he was not willing to spend whatever it took to win; he overlooked far worse things (the kind of things Vincent Priore has only alleged in his book Abused by the Yankees, and can't prove), and, when he was indicted, he was unwilling to cut a deal, and actually did go to prison.

And, unlike Steinbrenner, his image has never been rehabilitated. The Ballard era, in which he was sole owner from 1971 until his death in 1990, and still casting a shadow over them, inspired the title of Peter Robinson's 2012 book Hope and Heartbreak in Toronto: Life as a Maple Leafs Fan. Last year, YouTuber and hockey blogger Steve "Dangle" Glynn published a book titled This Team Is Ruining My Life (But I Love Them): How I Became a Professional Hockey Fan.

In 2001, on the 75th Anniversary of the Maple Leafs name (1927-28 to 2001-02), a DVD was released, titled 75, Forever: The Tradition of the Toronto Maple Leafs. As the team hasn't done much since, this is as close as you'll come to a definitive video history.

Toronto Maple Leafs: 10 Great Leafs and Their Most Memorable Games was released in 2009, and includes: Game 6 of the 1964 Stanley Cup Finals, in which Bobby Baun played on a broken ankle and scored the overtime winner to beat the Detroit Red Wings (and played in Game 7, too); the 1967 Game 6 Cup-clincher against Montreal; Game 7 of the Quarterfinals in 1978, won by Lanny McDonald against the Islanders in overtime; Ken Wregget's shutout of the St. Louis Blues to advance in 1987, although calling Wregget a "Great Leaf" is a bit of a stretch, he's usually thought of as a Pittsburgh Penguin from their 1991 and '92 Cups; Nikolai Borschevsky's Game 7 overtime winner eliminating the Wings in 1993, although he's hardly a "great" and probably isn't remembered for anything else; Gilmour's double-overtime winner eliminating the Blues in 1993; Clark's 2-goal performance in a Game 7 against the San Jose Sharks in 1994; an overtime winner by Sundin to eliminate the Ottawa Senators in 2001; Gary Roberts' triple-overtime winner against the Ottawa Senators in Game 2 in 2002; and Roberts' 2-goal performance in Game 6 of that same series, setting up a victorious Game 7. Oddly, Sittler's 10-point game against the Boston Bruins in 1976 is not included, possibly because it was a regular-season game, and these others are all Playoff games.

During the Game. A November 19, 2014 article on The Hockey News' website ranked the NHL teams' fan bases. Somebody had to be listed 1st, and they named the Maple Leafs' fans: "No fans show up as faithfully and pay so much money to watch their team lose." Of course, THN is based in Toronto, so there's some bias there.

You do not need to fear wearing your Devils gear to the Scotiabank Arena. Although quite a few U.S.-based crime dramas (and other shows, and films, particularly those that supposedly take place in Chicago) have been filmed in and around Toronto, it's not a particularly crime-ridden city. Just don't remind anyone that the Leafs haven't won the Cup, or even been to the Finals since the Sixties.

Since you're in Canada, there will be two National Anthems sung. "The Star-Spangled Banner" will probably be sung by about half of the few dozen Devils fans who show up, but "O Canada" will be sung by the home fans with considerable gusto. The Leafs have a regular singer for the Anthems, but, in defiance of both their history and Canada's status as an English and French country, it is an 18-year-old Latina, Martina Ortiz Luis, who's already won local and national awards for singing in Canada.

The Leafs have many celebrity fans. Neil Young famously wore jeans with Leafs patches while performing on Saturday Night Live in 1989, and later SNL star Mike Myers, like Young a Toronto native, wore Leafs jerseys as Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember and as Guru Pitka in the film that wrecked his career, The Love Guru.

But their most famous individual fan is Jason Maslakow, a.ka. Dart Guy. Apparently, in Toronto, "dart" is slang for "cigarette." He went to games with his face and beard painted in Leafs colors, with an unlit cigarette hanging in his mouth all game long. He says he has since quit smoking, but not -- sorry, Elaine Benes -- the face-and-beard painting.
Martina and Dart Guy

The Leafs' mascot is a polar bar, Carlton the Bear. He wears Number 60, and both his name and his number refer to Maple Leaf Gardens, which is at 60 Carlton Street.
This bear is hugging a redhead, because he's hated blondes
ever since he caught one eating his Tim Hortons porridge.

The Leafs' theme song is "Blue & White" by Jay-Dee. (Not to be confused with Jay-Z.) Their goal song is by, ironically, a band named the American Authors: "Best Day of My Life." The fans' main chant is the rather ordinary "Go, Leafs, go!"

After the Game. Toronto is an international city, every bit as much as New York is, and some of these people may have cut their teeth as sports fans in European soccer. But we're not talking about hooligans here. Canadians are stereotypically polite, and you're not rooting for Montreal or Ottawa. Almost certainly, they will leave you alone.

To the south, if you walk under the Gardiner Expressway, you'll find a pub named The Fox at 35 Bay Street. The Miller Tavern is at 31 Bay Street. And Harbour Sixty Steakhouse is at 60 Harbour Street. To the west, Real Sports Bar & Grill is at 15 York Street, across Bremner Blvd. from the ACC. Hoops Sports Bar & Grill is at 125 Bremner Blvd., 2 blocks west of the ACC.

I would also advise avoiding Jack Astor's, a smart-alecky-named chain of Canadian restaurants that includes one at 144 Front Street West, a block west of Union Station. I ate there the last time I was in Toronto, and the food and service would be mediocre at half the price. They have only one location in the U.S. -- not surprisingly, in nearby Buffalo, at the Walden Galleria east of downtown.

Next-door to Jack Astor's is the Loose Moose Tap & Grill, at 146 Front Street West. There, as they say, you'll "eat like a king then party like a rock star!" You'll be dining like a typical Torontonian, rather than with guys likely to jump into the Monty Python "Lumberjack Song." (If you've never seen that sketch, let me put it this way: Don't ask, and I won't tell.) And the Lone Star Texas Grill, a block away at 200 Front Street West, is jointly owned by several former CFL players, and is a fair takeoff on the U.S. chain Lone Star Steakhouse.

Actually, your best bet may be, as Vancouver native Cobie Smulders of the TV series How I Met Your Mother would put it, "the most Canadian place there is": Tim Hortons. (Note that there is no apostrophe: It's "Hortons," not "Horton's," because Quebec's ridiculous protect-the-French-language law prohibits apostrophes and the company wanted to keep the same national identity throughout the Provinces.)

They also sell sandwiches, soup, chili, and even (some of you will perk up faster than if you'd drunk their coffee) New York-style cheesecake. It's fast food, but good food. I rate them behind Dunkin Donuts, but ahead of Starbucks.

Tim Horton, a defenceman (that's how they spell it up there) for the Maple Leafs, and businessman Ron Joyce started the doughnut/coffee shop chain in 1964, while in the middle of the Maple Leafs' 1960s dynasty. He played a couple of years for the Rangers, then went to the Buffalo Sabres and opened a few outlets in the Buffalo area. He was still playing at age 44, and the only thing that stopped him was death. Specifically, a 100-MPH, not-wearing-a-seat-belt crash on the Queen Elizabeth Way over Twelve Mile Creek in St. Catharines, Ontario. (In other words, if you're driving or taking the bus from New York to Toronto, you'll pass the location.)

Joyce, whose son Ron Jr. married Horton's daughter Jeri-Lyn, joined with Dave Thomas of Wendy's and merged the two companies in 1995, becoming its largest shareholder, with even more shares than Thomas. Although the companies have since split again, it was mutually beneficial, as Wendy's gained in Canada and Timmy's poked their heads in the U.S. door.

There are now over 3,000 Tim Hortons locations in Canada, including inside the Scotiabank Arena, one at Toronto's Union Station, and several on Canadian Forces Bases around the world. There's now over 500 in the U.S., and they're heavily expanding in New York, including 3 in the Penn Station complex alone (despite Horton himself only briefly having played for the Rangers upstairs at the "new" Madison Square Garden). They are also partnered with Cold Stone Creamery, with an outlet on 42nd Street, a 2-minute walk from Port Authority. These Hosers know what they're doing.

The only reference I can find to a bar or restaurant in Toronto where New Yorkers are known to gather, and I'm not very sure of this, is Sports Centre Cafe, at 49 St. Clair Avenue W., just off Yonge Street. It's got multiple screens, it shows NFL games, and I've heard that Giants fans like to watch games there. St. Clair station on the subway.

If your visit to Toronto is during the European soccer season, as we currently are, and you want to see your favorite club play, the city's original soccer pub, the Duke of Gloucester, is at 649 Yonge Street, at St. Mary Street. Line 1 to either Wellesley or Bloor-Yonge.

Sidelights. Being the largest and most influential city in Canada, Toronto is loaded with tourist traps. This has been spoofed in "The Toronto Song," a bit by the Edmonton-based comedy trio Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. (It's not obvious that 3DTB are from Edmonton until the end of the song, by which point they've said everything in Ontario sucks, as do all the other Provinces, except "Alberta doesn't suck – but Calgary does.")

They're not far off.  Toronto is much cleaner than most American cities: U.S. film crews, trying to save money by filming there, have had to throw garbage onto the streets so it would look more like New York, Boston, Chicago or Los Angeles, and then they have to do it again between takes, because the street-sweepers clean it up that quickly.  But the city does have slums, a serious homeless problem, ridiculous rents, never-ending lakefront high-rise construction (mirroring recent New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg's similar projects), and their share of metalheads, punks, Goths and chavs.

I wouldn't call now-long-parted Mayor David Miller a dork, as 3DTB did, although his predecessor, Mel Lastman, was often a Canadian version of Rudy Giuliani. With better hair. You may have heard about recent Mayor Rob Ford: He was a crook, an alcoholic and a crackhead, who was just barely able, through legal action, to keep his office. Alas, cancer prevented him from running for re-election, and he recently died. The current Mayor is John Tory, and his conservatism makes him aptly-named.

Torontonians can't quite decide whether they want to be Canada's New York (national media, culture and finance capital, home of the CBC and CTV, and Bay Street is their "Wall Street"), Canada's Chicago (a gritty blue-collar "drinking town with a sports problem"), or Canada's L.A. (movie-filming center.) Actually, Montreal is Canada's New York (international city, city of islands, great food city, great neighborhood city), Hamilton its Chicago, and Vancouver its L.A.

Toronto is... Toronto is something else. Scientists have yet to figure out what. But check out these locations:

* Hockey Hall of Fame. If you go to Toronto and you don't go to the Hockey Hall of Fame, they should deport you from Canada and never let you back in. This place is great, and the actual Stanley Cup is there. Well, 2 of them are, the original bowl that was so damaged that they replaced it in 1970, plus some of the bands with old-time winners on it, and a display copy. The one that gets awarded every year is also stored there in preparation for its annual awarding, then gets to go wherever the winning team' players want to take it for almost a year.
You'll also see why Canadians call hockey jerseys "sweaters": They used to be sweaters, as you'll see in the display cases. You'll also see why they're not sweaters anymore: Holes where they were eaten by moths. Hockey eventually got that right.

They also got the location for their Hall of Fame right: While it's not clear where hockey was invented, and the NHL was founded in Montreal, they put their Hall of Fame in an easily accessible city, unlike baseball (hard-to-reach Cooperstown, New York is not where baseball was invented), basketball (Springfield, Massachusetts is where it was invented, but it's a depressing town), and pro football (Canton, Ohio is where the NFL was founded, but it's so drab and bleak it makes Springfield look like Disney World… Sorry, Thurman).

30 Yonge Street, blocked by Yonge, Front, Bay and Wellington. Union Station stop on the TTC subway.

* Rogers Centre. Opening in 1989 as the SkyDome and as the 1st retractable-roof stadium in the world, the Blue Jays and the Canadian Football League's Toronto Argonauts have played here ever since.

The Jays won back-to-back World Series while playing here in 1992 and 1993, while the Argos have won 5 Grey Cups since moving in: 1991, 1996, 1997, 2004 and 2012. The last was won at Rogers Centre. (Like its American counterpart, the Super Bowl, the Grey Cup Final is held at a preselected site, but with only 9 teams in the CFL, it has a far lesser chance of turning out to be a neutral site than the Super Bowl does.) It hosted the Vanier Cup, the National Championship of Canadian college football, from 1989 to 2003, and again in 2007 and 2012.

The official address is 1 Blue Jays Way, and it's bordered by Front Street and the railroad on the north, a walkway separating it from the CN Tower complex on the east, Bremner Blvd. and the Gardiner Expressway on the south, and a walkway leading into Blue Jays Way leading into Peter Street on the west. Public transportation access isn't very good, so your best bet is to walk in from Union Station, nearly a mile away.

* Exhibition Place. The Canadian National Exhibition is kind of a nationwide "State Fair." It was on the grounds, off Princes Boulevard, that Exhibition Stadium, or the Big X, stood from 1948 to 1999. It was home to the Blue Jays from 1977 to 1989 and the Argonauts from 1959 to 1988. It hosted only one MLB postseason series, the 1985 ALCS, which the Jays lost to the Kansas City Royals.

It hosted Soccer Bowl '81, which ended 0-0, and then the Chicago Sting beat the New York Cosmos 2-1 on penalties. It hosted 12 Grey Cups (Canadian Super Bowls), although only one featured the Argos, and that was the 1982 game, won by the Edmonton Eskimos in a freezing rain, with fans chanting, "We want a dome!"

The SkyDome/Rogers Centre project soon began, and Exhibition Stadium never hosted another Grey Cup. Rogers Centre has now hosted 4, including the 100th, in November 2012, which the Argos won over the Calgary Stampeders. Exhibition Stadium hosted the Vanier Cup from 1973 to 1975.

BMO Field (pronounced "BEE-moh"), home of Canada's Sports Hall of Fame and Major League Soccer's rather unimaginatively-named Toronto FC, was built on the site of Exhibition Stadium. The parking lot immediately south of BMO Field has plaques embedded in the pavement where home plate and the other three bases were once located at "The Big X."

BMO hosted the 2010 MLS Cup Final, in which the Colorado Rapids beat FC Dallas. It hosted the 2016 Grey Cup, in which the Ottawa Redblacks beat the Calgary Stampeders.

On New Year's Day 2017, in connection with the 100th Anniversary of both the League and the Maple Leafs, it hosted the NHL Centennial Classic, an outdoor game. Temporary seating brought the crowd to a house record 40,148. The Leafs blew a 4-1 lead with 8 minutes to go in regulation, as the Detroit Red Wings came to tie, but the Leafs won 5-4 (shades of the 1945 Stanley Cup Finals between the teams), on an overtime goal by Auston Matthews -- a 19-year-old from the San Francisco Bay Area, who nonetheless wrote his name into Toronto's hockey history.

On October 15, 2019, BMO Field hosted Canada's 2-0 win over the U.S., their 1st win over our team since 1985. North America won a joint bid to host the 2026 World Cup. BMO Field was chosen as 1 of Canada's 3 sites, the others being the Olympic Stadium in Montreal and Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton.

Exhibition stop on the Lakeshore West line of GO, Toronto's commuter-rail service out of Union Station.

* Varsity Stadium and Varsity Arena. The home of the athletic complex of the University of Toronto, it includes the 3rd Varsity Stadium on the site, replacing one that stood from 1911 to 2002 and the one before that from 1898 to 1911. It only seats 5,000, but its predecessor could hold 21,739, and hosted more Grey Cups than any other facility, 29, from 1911 to 1957.

The Varsity Blues have won the Yates Cup, emblematic of supremacy in Ontario college football, 25 times from 1898 to 1993; the Vanier Cup, Canada's National Championship, in 1965 and 1993; and, as with their hockey team, they were once much bigger, or perhaps the competition was much smaller, they won the 1st 3 Grey Cups, in 1909, 1910 and 1911, and a 4th in 1920. 
The current Varsity Stadium, with its blue running track,
and Varsity Arena behind the press box

Unlike Exhibition Stadium, the Argos won 9 of their 16 Grey Cups at home at Varsity Stadium: 1914, 1921, 1937, 1938, 1945, 1946, 1947, 1950 and 1952. (They also won at Sarnia in 1933, Vancouver in 1983, Winnipeg in 1991, Hamilton in 1996, Edmonton in 1997 and Ottawa in 2004.) It hosted the Vanier Cup from its inaugural game in 1965 to 1972, and again from 1976 to 1988.

Varsity Stadium was home to the various Toronto teams in the North American Soccer League, and was the location of the one and only visit to Canada thus far by North London soccer giants Arsenal, a 1-0 over a team called Toronto Select on May 23, 1973. And it hosted what turned out to be the last NASL game, the 2nd leg of Soccer Bowl '84, with the Toronto Blizzard losing 3-2 to the Chicago Sting.

It hosted the 1969 Rock 'n Roll Revival Concert, as shown in the film Sweet Toronto, featuring John Lennon and his Plastic Ono Band (of course, with Yoko Ono, but also with Eric Clapton), the Doors, Alice Cooper, and founding fathers of rock Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis and Gene Vincent. This was the concert where a live chicken was thrown at Cooper from the seats, and he threw it back, thinking it could fly, but it died, thus beginning his legend.

Next-door is Varsity Arena, built in 1926 and seating 4,116 people. The Varsity Blues have won 10 National Championships in hockey: 1966, 1967, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1976, 1977 and 1984. They used to be much bigger, including serving as the Canadian team at the 1928 Winter Olympics in St. Moritz, Switzerland, winning the Gold Medal. The Arena was also the home of the Toronto Toros of the World Hockey Association in the 1973-74 season.
Varsity Arena interior

Museum stop on the Yonge-University Line, or St. George stop on the Yonge-University or Bloor-Danforth Lines.

* Rosedale Park. This is where the first Grey Cup game was held, on December 4, 1909. The University of Toronto defeated the Toronto Parkdale Canoe Club, 26-6. There's now a soccer field on the site of the original stadium.

Scholfield and Highland Avenues. Unfortunately, the closest subway stop is Summerhill, on the Yonge-University Line, and you'll have to walk a roundabout path to get there. If you really want to see it, you may want to take a cab. In fact, if your time is limited, and you have to cross some of these off your list, I'd say cross this one off first.

* Maple Leaf Gardens. Home of the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs from 1931 to 1999, this was arguably the most famous building in Canada. The Leafs won 11 Stanley Cups while playing here: 1932, 1942, 1945, 1947, 1948, 1949, 1951, 1962, 1963, 1964 and 1967 – and they haven't been back to the Finals since.
The Gardens (always plural, never "The Garden" like in New York and Boston) also hosted the 1st NHL All-Star Game, a benefit for injured Leafs star Ace Bailey in 1934, one of the Canada-Soviet "Summit Series" games in 1972, and the 1st Canada Cup in 1976, where Leafs star Darryl Sittler stole the show.
Note the Stanley Cup banners down the middle in blue,
and the Honoured Number banners around the scoreboard in white.

On November 1, 1946, the first NBA game was held at the Gardens, with the Knicks winning 68-66 over the Toronto Huskies, who folded after that first season of 1946-47. It hosted the Beatles on all 3 of their North American tours (1964, '65 and '66), and Elvis Presley in 1957 – oddly, in his early period, not in his Vegas-spectacle era.

The Gardens hosted 2 fights for the Heavyweight Championship of the World. On December 4, 1961, Floyd Patterson defended the title by beating Tom McNeeley. (McNeely's son Peter would later lose to Mike Tyson.) And on March 29, 1996, Canadian champion George Chuvalo went the distance, but still lost, against Muhammad Ali.

But somebody who doesn't give a damn about history, only money, decided the Gardens was obsolete, and the Leafs moved into the Air Canada Centre/Scotiabank Arena in 1999. A plan to turn the arena into a shopping mall and movie multiplex, as was done with the Montreal Forum, was dropped because of the way the building was built: Unlike the Forum, if the Gardens' upper deck of seats is removed, the walls will collapse.

Fortunately, it has been renovated, and is now the Mattamy Athletic Centre at the Gardens, part of the athletic complex of Ryerson University, including its hockey team, with its seating capacity reduced to 2,796 seats, down from its classic capacity which ranged from 12,473 in the beginning to 15,726 at the end, with a peak of 16,316 in the 1970s.
A recent interior photo, set up for curling

The Ryerson Rams have never won a significant hockey title. They had a football program, but it was canceled in 1964, and has never been revived.

So, while the old Madison Square Garden, the old Boston Garden, Chicago Stadium, and the Olympia are gone, and the Montreal Forum has been converted into a mall, one of the "Original Six" arenas is still standing and being used for hockey. It also has a Loblaws supermarket. 60 Carlton Street, at Church Street. College stop, on the Yonge-University Line.

* Site of Mutual Street Arena. This arena stood at this location from 1912 until 1989, when condos were built there, and was the home of the Toronto Blueshirts, National Hockey Association Champions and Stanley Cup winners 1914, and the Maple Leafs from 1917 to 1931.

They were known as the Toronto Arenas when they won the 1st NHL Championship and their 1st Stanley Cup in 1918, and the Toronto St. Patricks when the won the Cup in 1922. Conn Smythe renamed them the Maple Leafs, after the city's minor-league baseball team, when he bought them in 1927.

Bounded by Mutual, Shuter, Dundas and Dalhousie Streets. Queen or Dundas stops on the Yonge-University Line.

* Hanlan's Point. This was the home of Toronto baseball teams from 1897 to 1925, and was the site of Babe Ruth's 1st professional game, on April 22, 1914, for the Providence Grays, then affiliated with the Red Sox, much as their modern counterparts the Pawtucket Red Sox are. The Grays played the baseball version of the Maple Leafs, and the Babe pitched a one-hitter and hit a home run in a 9-0 Providence win.

Unfortunately, Hanlan's Point is on one of the Toronto Islands, in Lake Ontario off downtown. The stadium is long gone, and the location is only reachable by Ferry.

* Site of Maple Leaf Stadium, at  Home to the baseball Maple Leafs from 1926 to 1967, it was demolished a year later, with apartments built on the site. The Leafs won 5 International League Pennants here, and it was the 1st sports team owned by Jack Kent Cooke, who would later own the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers, the NHL's Los Angeles Kings, the CFL's Hamilton Tiger-Cats and, most notably, the NFL's Washington Redskins.

Stadium Road (formerly an extension of Bathurst Street) and Queens Quay West (that's pronounced "Queen's Key"). Fleet St at Bathurst St station on the city's streetcar system.

The Raptors' D-League team, named Raptors 905 for the Area Code of Toronto's suburbs, plays at the Hershey Centre. 5500 Rose Cherry Place (named for the late wife of hockey coach-turned-broadcaster Don Cherry), in Mississauga, 16 miles west of downtown. It takes 3 buses to get there. The Orangeville A's of the National Basketball League of Canada play at the Orangeville Athlete Institute. 207321 Ontario Provincial Route 9, in Mono, about 50 miles northwest of downtown.

The Canadian Premier League, Canada's attempt at a "top flight" soccer league, will begin in Spring 2019. Toronto's team in the league will instead be "York 9 FC," playing at York Lions Stadium, home of York University. Toronto FC II will continue to play in the United Soccer League, the 2nd tier of overall North American soccer. They play at the 9,600-seat Allan A. Lamport Stadium at 1151 King Street West, with some games at BMO Field.

* Woodbine Racetrack. Opening in 1956 and remodeled in 1993, this is the only horse racing venue outside the United States that has hosted the Breeders' Cup, doing so in 1996. It is home to the Canadian Racing Hall of Fame and the annual Canadian International Stakes. 555 Rexdale Blvd., about 14 miles northwest of downtown. Hard to reach by public transit.

Maple Leafs founder Conn Smythe is buried at Park Lawn Cemetery. 2845 Bloor Street W., about 7 1/2 miles west of downtown. Bloor-Yonge Station, then transfer to Line 2 to Royal York Station. Charlie Conacher is at Mount Pleasant Cemetery. 375 Mount Pleasant Road, about 4 miles north of downtown. King Clancy is at Mount Hope Catholic Cemetery. 305 Erskine Avenue, about 5 1/2 miles north of downtown. Both Mount Pleasant and Mount Hope can be reached by taking the subway to St. Clair Station, then Bus 74.

York University in North York, the Lions, play football at Alumni Field at York Stadium, and hockey at Canlan Ice Sports. Neither team has won a significant title. 989 Murray Ross Parkway in North York, 13 miles northwest of downtown. Line 1 to Downsview, then Bus 106 to Pond Road & Arboretum Lane.

* Fort York, Bathurst Street and Front Street West. You should see at least one place that doesn't have anything to do with sports, and with the bicentennial of the War of 1812 having recently concluded, this place has become more interesting. In that war, the 2nd and last time the U.S. seriously tried to take Canada away from the British Empire, the U.S. Army, led by Zebulon Pike (for whom the Colorado Peak was named), burned the fort and what was then the city of York, now Toronto, on April 27, 1813. However, Pike was killed in the battle. In revenge, the British burned Washington, D.C.

Essentially, Fort York is Canada's Alamo. But not their Gettysburg: That would be Lundy's Lane, in Niagara Falls, and I recommend that you make time for that as well.

* Royal Ontario Museum and Gardiner Museum. "The ROM" is at the northern edge of Queen's Park, which includes the Ontario provincial Parliament complex and the University of Toronto, and is, essentially, next-door to Varsity Stadium. It is Canada's answer to New York's Museum of Natural History. 100 Queens Park at Bloor Street West.

The Gardiner Museum, housing the Gardiner family's large collection of ceramic art, is across Queen's Park street. Museum stop on the Yonge-University Line, or St. George stop on the Yonge-University or Bloor-Danforth Lines.

* Canada's Walk of Fame. This consists of stars embedded in sidewalks, similar to the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Los Angeles, except the honorees – 163, including 149 individuals and 14 duos or groups, since the most recent induction in 2014 – are from all walks of life. It is centered on the sidewalk in front of Roy Thomson Hall. 60 Simcoe Street at King Street. St. Andrew station.

* CN Tower, 301 Front Street West at John Street. It rises 1,815 feet above the ground, but with only its central elevator shaft and its 1,136-foot-high observation deck habitable, the Council on Tall Buildings and Urban Habitat (CTBUH) ruled that it was never a candidate for the title of "the world's tallest building." From 1975 until Burj Khalifa opened in Dubai in 2007, it was officially listed as "the world's tallest freestanding structure." The CN stood for Canadian National railways, but with their bankruptcy and takeover by VIA Rail, the CN now stands for Canada's National Tower.

Like New York's Empire State Building, at night it is lit in colors (or "colours") for special occasions, with its usual colors being the national colors, red and white. Admission to the top public level is C$53.00 -- US$40.60, making it pretty expensive, but still a lot cheaper than the Empire State Building, $72.00. It's next-door to the Rogers Centre and accessible via a skywalk from Union Station.
Note that the Rogers Centre is still lit in blue,
the color of both the Jays and the Argos.

Toronto has quite a few very tall actual "buildings." First Canadian Place has been the nation's tallest building since it opened in 1976, 978 feet high, northwest corner of King & Bay Streets. There are 9 other buildings in excess of 700 feet, including, sadly, one built by Donald Trump and named for himself. Commerce Court North, built in the Art Deco style in 1930, was the tallest building in Canada until 1962, at 476 feet, but is now dwarfed by the 784-foot Commerce Court West, a far less interesting structure that went up in 1972.

Being outside the U.S., there are no Presidential Libraries in Canada. The nation's Prime Ministers usually don't have that kind of equivalent building. Of Canada's 23 Prime Ministers, 15 are dead, but only one is buried in Toronto: William Lyon Mackenzie King, who led the government on and off from 1926 to 1950, longer than anyone, and, like Charlie Conacher, is buried at Mount Pleasant Cemetery. 

There have been plenty of TV shows set in Toronto, but most Americans wouldn't know them, so I won't list their filming locations. Probably the most familiar, due to its being shown on PBS, is Degrassi Junior High and its related series. Recently, ABC ran the Toronto-based cop series Rookie Blue.

Because Toronto has a lot of surviving Art Deco structures from the 1920s and '30s, it's frequently used as a filming location for period-piece movies, including the movie version of Chicago (despite Chicago also having many such buildings survive). There were also several scenes from the U.S. version of Fever Pitch that were shot in Toronto. One is the scene of the barbecue in the park: In the background, a statue can be seen. It's a statue of Queen Victoria. I seriously doubt that there are any statues of British monarchs left in Boston.

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The Maple Leafs haven't reached a Final in half a century, yet they remain the most popular sports team in their entire country, and the hardest for which to get tickets. Such is the passion for hockey in Toronto.


Good luck, and remember: You are a guest in their country, so try to match their legendary politeness. If you can't do that, just don't go overboard with your New Yorkiness or New Jerseyness.
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