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Two of Three In Boston Before A-Rod's Last Game

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Before this series at Fenway Park started, I would gladly have accepted winning 2 out of 3.

We lost the 1st, but won the 2nd. The 3rd, last night, didn't get off to a good start. Michael Pineda allowed a run in the 1st inning. But the Yankees got it back in the 3rd, from a home run by Austin Rome, his 4th of the season. Pineda was shaky again in the 5th, but got out of the jam with only 1 more run allowed.

It was still 2-1 Boston going into the 8th. But rookie Gary Sanchez -- please, God, don't let Brian Cahsman mess him up, like he did to Joba Chamberlain and, apparently, also now to Rob Refsnyder -- led off with a single. Mark Teixeira struck out, but Aaron Hicks and Brett Gardner singled to load the bases. (Apparently, Sanchez is no faster than the catcher he may end up replacing, Brian McCann.)

Jacoby Ellsbury settled that, doubling to left, scoring Sanchez and Hicks, and giving the Yankees the lead. And you let him get away, Red Sox! Chase Headley was walked intentionally to load the bases and set up the inning-ending double play, but that didn't work, because Alex Rodriguez, of all people, was clutch. He hit a weak grounder that didn't get him on 1st, but it was enough to move up the runners and drive in another run.

Luis Cessa relieved Pineda in the 7th, and pitched 2 perfect innings. Dellin Betances worried us in the 9th, but ended up striking out he side to put The Scum away.

Yankees 4, Red Sox 2. WP: Cessa (2-0). SV: Betances (3). LP: Brad Ziegler (2-6).

The Yankees are now 6 1/2 games out of 1st place, and it's now the Toronto Blue Jays who lead the American League Eastern Division, 6 games ahead of the Yankees in the loss column. The Baltimore Orioles are half a game back, tied in the loss column. The Red Sox are 3 back, 2 in the loss column. (The Jays have played more games than the other teams.) The Yankees are 3 1/2 games, 4 in the loss column, behind the Red Sox for the 2nd AL Wild Card spot.

In other words, standings-wise, the Yankees are about where they were when Brian Cashman traded Carlos Beltran, Aroldis Chapman and Andrew Miller for Adam Warren and a hundred "prospects."

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Tonight, the Yankees begin a 3-game home series against the Tampa Bay Rays. It is A-Rod's last game.

It will be, to say the least, interesting.

If Ballparks Were Named Like English Soccer Grounds

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Today, the European soccer season gets started again, including the English Premier League.

Most of their stadiums don't have names that would make sense on North American stadiums or arenas -- although the growth of corporate naming rights has changed that.

Frequently, the names are from the streets they're on, or the neighborhoods they're in. So what would Major League Baseball parks be named if we followed this convention?

Anaheim: Katella Boulevard
Arizona: Jefferson Street
Atlanta: Capitol Street
Baltimore, 1954-92: Venable Park
Baltimore, 1992-present: Camden Yards (the exception to the rule)
Boston: Fenway (no "Park," just "Fenway")
Brooklyn, 1913-57: Flatbush
Chicago, AL, 1910-90: South Shields (also the name of a town near Newcastle)
Chicago, AL, 1991-present: New South Shields
Chicago, NL: Addison Street
Cincinnati, 1884-1970: Findlay Street
Cincinnati, 1970-present: Mehring Road
Cleveland, 1932-93: Erieside
Cleveland, 1994-present: Ontario Street
Colorado: Blake Street
Detroit, 1901-99: Corktown
Detroit, 2000-present: Brush Street
Houston, 1962-99: Kirby Drive
Houston, 2000-present: Union Station
Kansas City, 1955-72: Brooklyn Avenue
Kansas City, 1973-present: Royal Way
Los Angeles: Chavez Ravine
Milwaukee: Story Quarry (and New Story Quarry)
Minneapolis, 1961-81: Cedar Avenue
Minneapolis, 1981-2009: Metrodome (it doesn't deserve any other name)
Minneapolis, 2010-present: Cedar Lake Trail
Montreal: Olympic Park
New York, AL: Yankee Stadium (no, I'm not changing it)
New York, NL, 1890-1963: Polo Grounds (another rare exception)
New York, NL, 1964-present: Flushing Meadow (and New Flushing Meadow)
Oakland: Garretson Point
Philadelphia, 1909-70: Lehigh Avenue
Philadelphia, 1971-2003: Pattison Avenue
Philadelphia, 2004-present: New Pattison Avenue
Pittsburgh, 1909-70: Forbes Avenue
Pittsburgh, 1970-present: Monongahelaside
St. Louis, 1866-1966: Grand Boulevard
St. Louis, 1966-present: Broadway
San Diego, 1969-2005: Mission Valley
San Diego, 2006-present: Gaslamp Park
San Francisco, 1960-99: Candlestick Point
San Francisco, 2000-present: China Basin
Seattle: Occidental Avenue (old and new)
Tampa Bay: Tropicana Drive
Texas: Arlington Park
Toronto, 1977-89: The Exhibition Stadium (makes as much sense as anything else)
Toronto, 1989-present: Towerside
Washington, 1892-1961: Swampoodle
Washington, 1961-2007: Eastern Market
Washington, 2008-present: Navy Yard

Yanks Beat Rays. Goodbye and Good Riddance, Alex.

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Oh yes: In the midst of all this hoopla over Alex Rodriguez playing his last major league game, and never disgracing the New York Yankees ever again -- at least, not as an active player -- there was a game.

A-Rod started the game, at Yankee Stadium II, as the designated hitter, and batted 3rd. CC Sabathia was the starting pitcher, and he gave up a home run to longtime Yankee Killer Evan "Don't Call Me Eva!" Longoria in the top of the 1st inning, giving the Tampa Bay Rays a 1-0 lead.

But in the bottom of the 1st, Brett Gardner led off by getting hit with a pitch. He is expected to miss a few days. Jacoby Ellsbury struck out, but A-Rod smacked a drive into the right-center power alley. It went for a double, and drove Gardner in. It was his 3,115th career hit, his 548th career double, and his 2,086th career RBI. (He finishes with a .295 lifetime batting average, a .380 on-base percentage, a .550 slugging percentage, a 140 OPS+, and 696 home runs.) More importantly, it tied the game.

Longoria struck again in the 3rd, singling home a run to make it 2-1 Tampa Bay. A-Rod led off the bottom of the 4th by grounding to deep short. As a younger player, he probably would have beaten that out. But he's 41 now.

Nevertheless, the Yankees did strike in the inning. After A-Rod's groundout, Mark Teixeira (also retiring, but at the end of the season) singled. Brian McCann struck out, but Didi Gregorius doubled. A younger Teix would surely have scored on that double. Starlin Castro singled them both home, and it was 3-2 Yankees.

The Rays tied it back up in the top of the 5th. In the bottom of the 5th, A-Rod struck out to end the inning. But in the 6th, Teix singled and, surprisingly, stole 2nd. After 2 outs, Castro crushed a home run to left field, his 13th dinger of the season. Aaron Hicks led off the 7th with a homer, his 5th of the year.

A-Rod ended the inning, and his career at the plate, by grounding to shortstop Matt Duffy, off Rays reliever Ryan Garton. His 1st major league at-bat? It was on July 8, 1994, for the Seattle Mariners, against the Boston Red Sox at Fenway Park, against pitcher Chris Nabholz, in the bottom of the 3rd inning (he was about to turn 19, and batted 9th), and grounded to 3rd baseman Scott Cooper. The Sox won, 4-3. The last pitcher the M's used in that game? Our old friend Rich "Goose" Gossage, in one of his last appearances. Garton was 4 years old at the time.

In the top of the 9th, manager Joe Girardi sent A-Rod out to 3rd base, thus forfeiting the DH position. After Dellin Betances opened the inning with a strikeout, Girardi took A-Rod out, and he got a standing ovation -- from fans who remember 2009, and have apparently forgiven 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2010, 2011, 2012, his 2 busts for performance-enhancing drugs, and all the other annoyances over his 13 years in Pinstripes.

Betances ended up striking out the side in the 9th, finishing a decent pitching performance by CC for 6, Tyler Clippard in the 7th, Adam Warren in the 8th and himself in the 9th. Yankees 6, Rays 3. WP: Sabathia (7-9). SV: Betances (4). LP: Chris Archer (6-16).

Anyway, this means that there are no more players who were on a major league roster before the last strike, of 1994-95; and it leaves Gardner as the only remaining Yankee who played a home game at the old Yankee Stadium -- unless you count the left-and-returned Clippard.

Both Aaron Judge and Tyler Austin will make their Yankee debuts in this afternoon's game.

Alex Rodriguez? He will never play for the New York Yankees again. Thank God. And the far-from-divine Brian Cashman.

Goodbye, Alex. Goodbye, and good riddance.

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By the way, has anybody noticed that the Yankees now have a better record than the Mets? And are closer to 1st place than the Mets? And that the Mets are under .500?

The Yankees are 59-56, 3 games behind the Baltimore Orioles in the American League Eastern Division. The Mets are 57-58, 10 1/2 games behind the Washington Nationals in the National League Eastern Division.

True, the Mets are still closer to their League's 2nd Wild Card slot than the Yankees are, if only slightly: The Yanks are 3 1/2 games behind the Boston Red Sox, the Mets 3 games behind the Miami Marlins.

But now, while the Yankees aren't exactly doing great, they have picked up a bit -- even without Carlos Beltran, Andrew Miller and Aroldis Chapman. While the Mets are back where they belong: In 2nd place in New York, under .500.

And the idiot Flushing Heathen thought they had taken back New York. Did they hell!

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Hours until the New York Red Bulls play again: 7, tonight at 7:00, home to the Montreal Impact.

Hours until The Arsenal play another competitive match: 25, tomorrow, at 11:00 AM U.S. Eastern Time, home to Liverpool.

Days until the Red Bulls next play a "derby": 8, against D.C. United, a week from tomorrow night, at Robert F. Kennedy Stadium in Washington. The next game against the New England Revolution is on Sunday night, August 28, at Red Bull Arena. The next game against the Philadelphia Union is on Saturday night, October 1, at Red Bull Arena. There are no further games this regular season against New York City FC, although Metro could face them in the MLS Cup Playoffs.

Days until the U.S. national soccer team plays again: 20, on Friday, September 2, in a CONCACAF Qualifying Match for the 2018 World Cup, away to St. Vincent & the Grenadines. A little under 3 weeks. They should win, especially since they took on the best that Latin America had to offer in the Copa America, and reached the Semifinals before being knocked out by Argentina. This will be followed 4 days later by another Qualifier, against Trinidad & Tobago, at EverBank Field, home of the NFL's Jacksonville Jaguars.

Days until Rutgers University plays football again: 22, on Saturday, September 3, away to the University of Washington, in Seattle. A little over 3 weeks.

Days until East Brunswick High School plays football again: 27, on Friday, September 9, away to Sayreville, a.k.a. Sewerville. Hell of a place to begin the season, even if the opposition wasn't good -- and, since 1990, they usually have been. Under 4 weeks.



Days until the next Yankees-Red Sox series: 33 on Thursday, September 15, at 7:00 PM, at Fenway Park. A little over a month.

Days until the New Jersey Devils play again: 61, on Thursday night, October 13, away to the Florida Panthers in the Miami suburb of Sunrise. Just 2 months. The home opener is 5 days later, on Tuesday night, October 18, against the Anaheim Ducks.

Days until the 2016 Presidential election: 87, on Tuesday, November 8. That's 13 weeks. Make sure you are registered to vote, and then make sure you vote!

Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge Thanksgiving game: 103, on Thursday morning, November 24, at the purple shit pit on Route 9. A little over 3 months.

Days until the New Jersey Devils play another local rival: 120. Their 1st game this season with the New York Rangers will be on Sunday night, December 11, at Madison Square Garden. Their 1st game this season with the Philadelphia Flyers will be on Thursday night, December 22, at the Prudential Center. By a quirk in the schedule, the New York Islanders, a team they usually play several times a season, don't show up on the slate until Saturday night, February 18, 2017, at the Prudential Center.

Days until The Contract From Hell runs out, and the Yankees no longer have to pay Alex Rodriguez any money: 505, on December 31, 2017.


Days until the next Winter Olympics begins in Pyeongchang, Korea: 545, on February 9, 2018.

Days until the next World Cup kicks off in Russia: 670, on June 14, 2018. 22 months. The U.S. team will probably qualify for it, but with Jurgen Klinsmann as manager, particularly in competitive matches such as World Cup Qualifiers, rather than in friendlies, you never know.

Days until the next Summer Olympics begins in Tokyo, Japan: 1,441, on July 24, 2020.

Here Come Da Judge. And the Other Prospects.

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In 1968, comedian Dewey "Pigmeat" Markham, who may have played Harlem's Apollo Theater more than any other performer, became famous in white America when Sammy Davis Jr. performed his "Here Come Da Judge" routine on NBC's Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In. Markham himself became a part of the cast and did the routine. Markham also came up with another of the show's catchphrases: "Look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls."

At the time, the Yankees were not very good. And nobody thought to connect the expression "Here come da judge" to baseball. Although another Laugh-In catchphrase, "Sock it to me," got attached to the Detroit team that ended up winning the World Series: "Sock it to 'em, Tigers!"

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Today, before the game with the Tampa Bay Rays at the new Yankee Stadium, the Yankees celebrated the 20th Anniversary of their 1996 World Champions. Joe Torre, Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera, Andy Pettitte, Bernie Williams, Paul O'Neill, Tino Martinez, Jorge Posada, David Cone, Wade Boggs, Tim Raines, Cecil Fielder, Jimmy Key, Dwight Gooden, Darryl Strawberry, pitching coach Mel Stottlemyre were on hand.

And, of course, Joe Girardi, the current Yankee manager -- who was booed yesterday because he didn't start Alex Rodriguez at 3rd base in his final game, but was cheered today. Girardi the manager? The fans may have turned on him. Girardi the player? Still loved in The Bronx. (See also: The Philadelphia Flyers, whose fans still love Bobby Clarke, their greatest player, but remain angry with Bob Clarke, their former general manager, who, of course, is the same guy.)

So that's at least one guy at every position except for 2nd base (Mariano Duncan), 3 of the starting pitchers, and the 7th & 8th-inning reliever (but closer John Wetteland wasn't there).

But the game was about the future: Aaron Hicks (wearing Dave Winfield's Number 31, batting 2nd, playing left field), Gary Sanchez (24, 6th, designated hitter), Tyler Austin (26, 7th, 1st base) and Aaron Judge (99, 8th, right field) were all rookies playing in this game.

Sanchez went 0-for-4, but has otherwise contributed pretty well since getting called up. The others, including big-league debutants Austin and Judge, came up large today.

Masahiro Tanaka started, and, lo and behold, despite allowing 4 runs, Girardi let him pitch 7 innings. And the Yankees backed him up with runs. In the bottom of the 2nd inning, Austin hit a home run. Batting right after him, Judge did the same. 2-0 Yankees.

On April 19, 1938, Earnie Koy of the Brooklyn Dodgers and Heinie Mueller of the Philadelphia Phillies both hit home runs in their 1st major league at-bat in the same game. That had been the only time in the history of Major League Baseball that 2 players had homered in their 1st big-league at-bat in the same game, until now. Austin and Judge are the first teammates to do it.

The Rays took a 3-2 lead in the 4th, but Starlin Castro hit a home run, his 14th of the season, to tie it back up. Aaron Hicks hit one out in the 5th, like Castro homering for the 2nd straight day. The Rays scored in the 6th, but Didi Gregorius hit one out in the 7th, his 15th of the season.

That forged the final score: Yankees 8, Rays 4. WP: Tanaka (9-4). No save. LP: Andariese (6-4).

I was concerned that, by going after guys in A-ball that they were calling "prospects," the Yankees were overlooking the actual prospects they had tearing up Double-A and Triple-A, and thus throwing away the immediate and near future to build for a future that might never come.

I was wrong -- but I was right about the guys in Triple-A. The Yankee farm system did not need to be "rebuilt." The major league roster did need to be tweaked. It has been.

The late, great Yogi Berra supposedly once said, "The future ain't what it used to be." Maybe he was wrong. Maybe these Yankees -- if not in 2016, then maybe in 2017 -- will do right by the 1996-2003 team, and the 1976-81 team, and the 1960-64 team, and so on.

How to Go to a Giants or Jets Game at the Meadowlands -- 2016 Edition

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A new football season will soon be upon us. Despite my disillusionment over the game -- brought about by the frustrations over the poor performances of the football teams at East Brunswick High School and Rutgers University, the fecklessness of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, the cheating of the New England Patriots, and seeing what the game of football has done to men, including to their brains...

I bring you my updated guide for how to go to an NFL game at the Meadowlands. This is, of course, less for those of you who are Tri-State Area fans, more for those of you visiting from other cities/metropolitan areas.

As I did last year, I'm doing this for the New York Giants and the New York Jets at the same time, and I'll also be doing this for each of their 2016 away opponents, including (should they make it) any teams they go away to in the Playoffs.

According to a map based on Facebook "Likes," showing each County in the country, until 2013, the Jets had just one County where they had more fans than the Giants: Nassau County, Long Island, which had long been the location of their team offices and training camp, Weeb Ewbank Hall on the campus of Hofstra University, across from the Nassau Coliseum.

Now, even Nassau is listed as majority Giants territory. I guessSports Illustrated had it right in 1986, when the Giants were on their way to their 1st Super Bowl win and the Jets were also Playoff-bound.
For those of you not old enough to remember the 1980s,
those really are professional football players of the time,
not the leaders of a gangsta rap group and a hair metal band.

Before You Go. In New York and North Jersey, anything is possible as far as the weather goes, but there are some usuals. It can get really hot early in the season, really cold from November on out, and the biggest thing wrong with Giants Stadium, the wind, wasn't fixed for MetLifeStadium, even with $1.6 billion at their disposal. So be aware of the possibility of any kind of weather. Check the newspaper or local TV websites for the forecast before you decide what to wear.

It's the Eastern Time Zone, so you don't have to worry about fiddling with your timepieces if you actually are a Giants fan, or a Jets fan, or a fan of any of the teams in the East visiting them this season. For the Giants, those teams would be: Washington Redskins, Baltimore Ravens, Philadelphia Eagles, Cincinnati Bengals and Detroit Lions. 
For the Jets: Cincinnati Bengals, Baltimore Ravens, New England Patriots, Indianapolis Colts, Miami Dolphins and Buffalo Bills.

It's 1 hour ahead of the Central Time Zone. The Jets aren't hosting any teams from that time zone this season, while the Giants are hosting the New Orleans Saints, Chicago Bears and Dallas Cowboys. It's 2 hours ahead of Mountain Time, but neither team will be hosting any teams from that time zone. It's 3 hours ahead of Pacific Time, and while the Giants aren't hosting any teams from that time zone, the Jets are hosting the Seattle Seahawks and Los Angeles Rams.

Tickets. The games are usually sold out well in advance, with all 82,566 seats sold (if not actually occupied during the game). This is in spite of the fact of the familiar joke that the only reason anyone goes to Jet games is that they can't get tickets to Giant games.

This may be right: In 2015, the Giants averaged 78,967 fans per home game, about 96 percent of official capacity, and 2nd in the League only to the Dallas Cowboys. The Jets? "Only" 78,160, or 95 percent of capacity.


As with Giants Stadium, MetLife Stadium has 3 main decks. In the lower level, expect to pay $180 on the sidelines, and $132 in the end zones. In the middle level, $132 all around. In the upper level, $105 sidelines, $95 end zones.

Getting There. 
For reasons that will soon become clear, I'm advising you to get to New York/New Jersey by a means other than driving: Plane, train, bus. Then get a hotel nearby (there are several near both Newark Airport and the Meadowlands Sports Complex), and then either get a rental car or take public transportation (especially the latter if you're actually staying in New York City).

If you're driving, here's how to get to MetLife Stadium by car: 

* From New York City itself: Take the Lincoln Tunnel, which will empty out onto New Jersey Route 3, which will take you directly to the stadium. With regular traffic, it should take you 20 minutes from entering the tunnel to getting off Route 3. This will not be regular traffic, and you should avoid this at all costs. Better to take New Jersey Transit, as I'll explain in "Going In."


* New England Patriots: It really depends on what part of New England you're starting from.
** From Cape Cod, Rhode Island and eastern Connecticut: Take I-95 South the whole way.
** From northern Connecticut, western Massachusetts and Vermont: Take Interstate 91 South until you reach New Haven, and then follow the preceding directions.
** From Boston: Take Interstate 90/Massachusetts Turnpike West to Exit 9, take Interstate 84 West to Hartford, take Exit 86 onto I-91, and then follow the preceding directions.
** From New Hampshire: Take Interstate 93 South until you get to Interstate 495, and take that until you get to the Pike, and then follow the directions from Boston.
** From Maine: You could take I-95 all the way, but it will probably be faster if you take it to I-495, and then follow the directions from New Hampshire.
** Once you get into New York City, cross over the George Washington Bridge, then get on the New Jersey Turnpike South, and take Exit 16W, and follow the signs for the stadium.
** The time you will need will also vary, depending on what part of New England you start from, but, from Boston, figure on at least 4 hours; northern New England, at least 5 hours. Counting a rest stop, count on at least 5 hours.

* Philadelphia Eagles: Get into New Jersey and take the Turnpike North to Exit 16W, and follow the signs for the Stadium. About 1 hour and 45 minutes.

* Baltimore Ravens: Get on Interstate 95 North, switch to Interstate 295 North in Delaware, then get on the New Jersey Turnpike. About 3 hours. With a rest stop, probably about 3 and a half hours.

* Washington Redskins: Get on Interstate 95 North, and then follow the directions from Baltimore. About 3 hours and 45 minutes. With a rest stop, probably at least 4 and a half hours.

* Buffalo Bills: The simplest way is to get on I-90, the New York State Thruway East, to Syracuse, then take Interstate 81 South to Scranton, switch to Interstate 380 South, to Interstate 80 East, then take that to Exit 53 for New Jersey Route 3, and take that to the Stadium. About 6 hours, maybe 8 hours with rest stops.


* Cleveland Browns: Get on Interstate 80 East, and take that all the way until Wayne, New Jersey. Take U.S. Route 46 East to NJ Route 3 East. About 7 hours, maybe 9 hours with rest stops.


* Detroit Lions: Take Interstate 75 South to Toledo, then I-80 East, then follow the directions from Cleveland. About 9 hours, at least 11 hours with rest stops.

* Cincinnati Bengals: Take Interstate 71 North to Columbus, then Interstate 70 East to the Pennsylvania Turnpike, which becomes Interstate 76. Take that East to Harrisburg. Take Interstate 81 North to Interstate 78 East. Take that to the New Jersey Turnpike, to Exit 16W. About 9 and a half hours, at least 11 hours with rest stops.

* Indianapolis Colts: Take I-70 East to Columbus, and then follow the directions from Cincinnati. About 10 and a half hours, at least 13 hours with rest stops.

* Chicago Bears: Get on I-80 East, and then follow the directions from Cleveland. About 12 hours, at least 15 hours with rest stops.

* Miami Dolphins: Take I-95 North the whole way. About 18 and a half hours, maybe a full 24 hours with rest stops.

* New Orleans Saints: Take Interstate 10 East to Mobile, Interstate 65 North to Montgomery, then Interstate 85 North into Virginia until it merges with I-95, and then follow the directions from Washington. About 19 hours, around 24 hours with rest stops.

* Dallas Cowboys: Uh, yeah, you're flying. But if you really want to drive all the way from North Texas, take Interstate 20 East until you reach Atlanta, and then follow the directions from there. About 24 hours, maybe 30 hours with rest stops.

* Los Angeles Rams: Forget it, fly. If you really want to drive (almost) Coast to (almost) Coast, take I-10 East to Interstate 15 North, to Interstate 40 East to Oklahoma City. Take Interstate 44 East to St. Louis, then I-70 East, and then follow the directions from St. Louis. About 40 hours, at least 46 hours with rest stops.

* San Francisco 49ers: Forget it, fly. If you really want to drive (almost) Coast to (almost) Coast, get on the Bay Bridge, and take I-80 for, literally, its entire length. About 42 hours, at least 48 hours with rest stops.

* Seattle Seahawks: Forget it, fly. If you really want to drive (almost) Coast to (almost) Coast, take I-90 East, and then follow the directions from Chicago. About 42 hours, at least 48 hours with rest stops.

Be advised that traffic around the stadium is going to be hellacious, even though (unless you're foolish enough to drive to a New York hotel) you'll never actually be entering New York City. So, whatever driving time I gave you, allow yourself at least half an hour to get from Exit 16W to your parking space.

Once In the City. East Rutherford is a Borough of 9,164 people in Bergen County, New Jersey. Its most famous native is basketball announcer Dick Vitale. If not for the Meadowlands complex, which opened in 1976 with Giants Stadium and the Meadowlands Racetrack, added the arena now named the IZOD Center in 1981, and replaced the Stadium with MetLife in 2010, it might very well be best known for producing Dickie V, bay-bee! It's not like, aside from the Complex, there's anything noticeable about the town.


So if you're flying in, and your hotel isn't at the Complex or by the Airport, most likely, you'll be staying in Manhattan -- a.k.a. The City. Even people from Queens and Staten Island, which are in New York City, call Manhattan "The City."

Pennsylvania Station, a.k.a. Penn Station, is between 31st and 33rd Streets, between 7th and 8th Avenues. Port Authority Bus Terminal is between 40th and 42nd Streets, between 8th and 9th Avenues. They are one stop apart on the Subway's A, C and E trains. Outside Port Authority, there is a statue of Jackie Gleason dressed as bus driver Ralph Kramden on The Honeymooners, one of a series of statues commissioned by cable network TV Land (but the only one of these anywhere near New York).

The 7th Avenue entrance to Penn Station
and Madison Square Garden

When you get to your hotel, Penn Station or Port Authority, go to a Hudson News stand and pick up copies of The New York Times and the Daily News. Don’t read the New York Post. Like anything owned by Rupert Murdoch, it’s a bunch of right-wing lies with an occasionally good sports section added. The Times and the Daily News, however, are not only manned by responsible journalists, but have great sports sections. The Times is the face New York City likes to show the rest of the world. The Daily News is the face the City prefers to show itself. The Post is a face only a mother could love. Not my mother, though. Nor hers. 

The sales tax in New York City is 8.25 percent, in New Jersey 7 percent.

The city of New Amsterdam, and the colony of New Netherland, was founded by the Dutch in 1624. In 1664, the English took over, and named both city and colony New York, for the Duke of York, brother of King Charles II. As none of Charles' many children were legitimate, when he died in 1685, that brother became King James II -- and his reign did not end well, and let's leave it at that.

New York County, a.k.a. the Borough of Manhattan, was also named for James. "Manahatta" was an Indian word meaning "island of many hills." Kings County was named for King Charles, but the Dutch name Breuckelen stuck, and it became the City, and after 1898 the Borough, of Brooklyn. Queens County, or the Borough of Queens, was named for King Charles' Portuguese wife, Catherine of Braganza. Richmond County was named for one of Charles' sons, Charles Lennox, Earl of Richmond, but the Dutch name Staaten Eylandt stuck, and it became the Borough of Staten Island. And Jonas Bronck settled the land north of Manhattan, which became known as Bronck's Land, which somehow morphed into "The Bronx." Apparently, the "The" became attached because of the Bronx River that passes through it, as rivers are still frequently called that: The Hudson is, although never "The Harlem" or "The East." Anyway, it's the Borough of The Bronx and Bronx County.

New York has been the most populous city in America since surpassing Philadelphia in the post-Revolutionary period, and now has about 8.5 million people living in the Five Boroughs. About 20 million live in the New York Metropolitan Area, a.k.a. the New York Tri-State Area.

New York has a street grid, but doesn't quite follow a centerpoint system. For the east-west numbered Streets, below Washington Square Park, Broadway is the divider between the East Side and the West Side; above Washington Square to the Harlem River, it's 5th Avenue; in The Bronx, it's Jerome Avenue, which borders the 3rd-base stands of the new Stadium.

On the East Side, the Avenues go 5th, Madison, Park (which takes the place of 4th Avenue above Union Square), Lexington, 3rd, 2nd, 1st, York, East End. Numbered Streets will reach an address of 1 at 5th, 100 at Park, 200 at 3rd, 300 at 2nd, 400 at 1st. On the Lower East Side, this extends to 500 at Avenue A, 600 at Avenue B, 700 at Avenue C and 800 at Avenue D. (A, B, C and D, hence the nickname for this neighborhood: "Alphabet City.") The Franklin D. Roosevelt Drive (FDR Drive), formerly the East River Drive and once so dangerous it was called the Falling Down Roadway, separates the island from the East River.

On the West Side, the Avenues go 6th, a.k.a. Avenue of the Americas, Lenox Avenue or Malcolm X Blvd. above Central Park; 7th, a.k.a. Fashion Avenue, or Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Blvd. above Central Park; 8th, Central Park West above 59th Street, or Frederick Douglass Blvd. above Central Park; 9th, Columbus Avenue above 59th, or Morningside Drive above 110th; 10th, Amsterdam Avenue above 59th; 11th, West End Avenue above 59th, merging with Broadway at 108th; and Riverside Drive. The West Side Highway, a.k.a. the Joe DiMaggio Highway, separates the island from the Hudson River.



The north-south numbered Avenues start with 1 at their southern ends, and the addresses go up going Uptown, but there's no set pattern (every X blocks = 100 house numbers), and the vary as to where they begin:
Broadway, The Battery at the island's southern tip; 1st and 2nd, Houston Street (roughly, Zero Street -- and that's pronounced HOW-stin, not HEW-stin like the Texas city); 3rd, 9th Street; Lexington, 21st Street; Park, 32nd Street (Park Avenue South extends to 17th Street); Madison, 23rd Street (at Madison Square); 5th, Washington Square North (roughly, 6th Street); 6th, Franklin Street (the only numbered Avenue below Houston, so it's about -12th Street); 7th, 11th Street (7th Avenue South extends to Carmine Street, roughly at Houston or Zero); 8th, Bleecker Street (roughly 10th Street at that point); 9th, Gansevoort Street (roughly 12th Street); 10th and 11th, 13th Street; 12th, 22nd Street.

The Subway system looks complicated, and it is. The blue lines (A, C & E), orange lines (B, D & F) and red lines (1, 2 & 3) are on the West Side; the green lines (4, 5 & 6) on the East Side; the yellow lines (N, Q & R) go from the East Side when Downtown to the West Side in Midtown, and then cross over to Queens. A single ride is $2.75, and you're better off getting a multi-ride MetroCard. There will be a $1.00 charge for a new card.

Going In. What was originally named New Meadowlands Stadium opened on April 10, 2010, and became MetLife Stadium the following year.

Despite the fact that the Meadowlands Sports Complex is just 8 miles from Times Square, if you're in the City, getting to there by public transportation has never been easy. It used to be that the only way to do it was to get to the Port Authority Bus Terminal at 41st Street & 8th Avenue (A, C or E train to 42nd Street), and then take the New Jersey Transit 320 bus in. This is still possible, and, theoretically, you can get from bus station to stadium gate in 20 minutes.

But, as I said, the traffic will be bad, so make sure you leave Port Authority no later than an hour before kickoff (12:00 or 3:00 for most Sunday games). Round-trip fare is $9.00.

The new option, established with the new Stadium, is by rail. You can get to Penn Station, at 32nd Street & 7th Avenue (1, 2, 3, A, C, or E train to 34th Street), and then switch to New Jersey Transit rail. Even then, you'll have to change trains at Secaucus Junction. At least then, it will only be one more stop, although why the rail spur goes around the Stadium, and not right to it, I'll never know. NJ Transit makes no sense whatsoever. But if you do it right, it should take about half an hour.

Round-trip rail fare from New York's Penn Station is $11, and from Newark's Penn Station (from which you would also transfer at Secaucus Junction) it's $8.75. Service usually begins 3 1/2 hours before stadium events, with departures every 10 to 20 minutes, and every 10 minutes afterwards for 1 to 2 hours after events.
Meadowlands Station

The official address of the Stadium is 1 MetLife Stadium Drive. Parking is $30. Tailgating is allowed in the Stadium parking lots. The Stadium has 5 gates, all named for corporations: MetLife (an insurance company, in case you didn't know), Bud Light, SAP, Verizon and Pepsi. The SAP Gate is the closest one to the train station.
For Giants games, the exterior of the Stadium lights up in blue. For Jets games, it lights up in green. This is a way of finally giving the Jets and their fans, who for a quarter of a century were stuck playing "home games" at a stadium named for another team, a sense of home-field advantage. (To avoid bias, as Giants Stadium had with Giants' blue & red seats, the seats at MetLife are gray.)
There are large video boards at each of the four corners of the stadium. The field is artificial turf. And while summer clothes may be fine for September or even early October, the wind can be nasty, so if you're going in November or later, bring a winter coat, a hat, gloves, maybe even earmuffs.

The U.S. national soccer team lost to Brazil 2-0 at MetLife on August 10, 2010, and tied Argentina 1-1 on March 26, 2011, in front of 78,926 (myself included). It recently hosted a preseason friendly between European club giants Real Madrid and Bayern Munich, with the Spanish club winning 1-0.

Bon Jovi played the 1st concert at the new stadium. Paul McCartney played there this month, and in the next few days, Bruce Springsteen and Beyoncé will both make return engagements.

Food. I don't want this post to be any longer than it has to be, but the food options at MetLife are quite extensive. Whether they're appetizing is for you to decide. So here's a link.

Team History Displays. As the only stadium in the NFL that had, as they would say in soccer, "groundsharing," it was difficult to have team history displays at Giants Stadium. The Jets would hang banners with their retired numbers on the sideline, but the Giants, the older team and the more successful team, did not. And neither team, thus far, hangs representations of their World Championships (the Jets only the 1, the Giants 8, more than any team except the Green Bay Packers' 13 and the Chicago Bears' 9).

But with the opening of MetLife Stadium, and the electronically-aided switching between home teams, signs can be turned out around the lip of the upper deck, showing the Giants' and Jets' Rings of Honor.
The Giants honor the following 39 individuals: 

* From their 1927 NFL Champions: Founders/Owners Tim and Jack Mara, and two-way tackle Steve Owen (Number 55). Tim Mara and Owen are in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. So is two-way end Ray Flaherty (1, retired); and quarterback Benny Friedman (6), who came a little bit after this and didn't stay for the next title.

* From their 1934 NFL Champions: The Mara brothers, now head coach Owen, center/linebacker Mel Hein (Number 7, retired), and running back/defensive back Ken Strong (50, retired). All of these except Jack Mara are in the Hall, as are Flaherty and two-way end Red Badgro (17).

* From their 1938 NFL Champions: Each of the preceding, running back/defensive back Alphonse "Tuffy" Leemans (4, retired), two-way end Jim Lee Howell (81). All of these except Howell and Jack Mara are in the Hall.


* From their 1941 team that finished 2nd in the NFL's Eastern Division: Two-way end Jack Lummus (29). He only played the 1941 season for the Giants, then enlisted in the Marines, and died fighting the Japanese at Iwo Jima, from stepping on a land mine, but not before his heroics there got him the Congressional Medal of Honor, though he never knew it.

* From their 1944 team that lost the NFL Championship Game to the Green Bay Packers: The Mara brothers, Owen, and two-way tackle Al Blozis.

Blozis' Number 32 is retired -- not because he was a great player, but because he then went into the service and was killed in action in World War II. A native of Garfield, Bergen County, New Jersey, Blozis played 3 seasons for the Giants before being drafted, and was killed fighting the Nazis in France. Blozis and Lummus both had plaques in their memory on the center field clubhouse at the Polo Grounds, along with baseball Giants John McGraw, Christy Mathewson and Ross Youngs, former Mayor and Giants fan Jimmy Walker, and a monument for Eddie Grant, the baseball Giant killed in World War I.)

* From their 1956 NFL Champions: The Mara brothers, Howell (now head coach), athletic trainer John Johnson, quarterback Charlie Conerly (Number 42 retired), running backs Frank Gifford (Number 16 retired) and Alex Webster (29), offensive tackle Roosevelt Brown (79), defensive end Andy Robustelli (81), linebacker Sam Huff (70), and defensive back Emlen Tunnell (45).

Each of these except Howell and Jack Mara is in the Hall. But two of Howell's assistant coaches are, though not for what they did with the Giants: Offensive coordinator Vince Lombardi, and defensive coordinator Tom Landry, who, after the early 1950s' switch to two-platoon football, was the first great defensive back (49), who did not also play defensive back, but retired and switched to a coaching role in time for the 1956 title, and may have made that title possible as much as anyone. Also in the Hall, but leaving the Giants before their 1956-63 glory days, was two-way tackle Arnie Weinmeister (73).

* From their 1958-63 teams that reached 5 NFL Championship Games and lost them all: Each of the preceding (Tim Mara died during that run), quarterback Y.A. Tittle (Number 14 retired), running back Joe Morrison (Number 40 retired), and defensive back Dick Lynch. All of these except Jack Mara, Morrison and Lynch are in the Hall.

* From the 1964-85 interregnum: Owner Wellington Mara, trainer Johnson, kicker Pete Gogolak (3), linebacker Brad Van Pelt (10), and punter Dave Jennings (13). Mara is in the Hall. So is quarterback Fran Tarkenton (10), who was a Giant between his two stints with the Minnesota Vikings.

* From their 1986-87 and 1990-91 Super Bowl XXI and XXV winners: Mara, Johnson, general manager George Young, coach Bill Parcells, quarterback Phil Simms (Number 11 retired), tight end Mark Bavaro (89), defensive end George Martin (75), and linebackers Lawrence Taylor (56, retired), Harry Carson (53) and Carl Banks (58). Mara, Parcells, Taylor and Carson are in the Hall. Why isn't Young? Or Simms?  

* From their 2000-01 team that lost Super Bowl XXXV: Mara, Johnson, co-owner Bob Tisch, running back Tiki Barber (21), receiver Amani Toomer (81), defensive end Michael Strahan (92) and linebacker Jessie Armstead (98). Mara and Strahan are in the Hall. Barber is not, despite being the all-time leading rusher in New York Tri-State Area football history (slightly ahead of Curtis Martin, who is in).

* From their 2007-08 Super Bowl XLII winners: Toomer, Strahan, head coach Tom Coughlin (to be added in a ceremony this season), guard Chris Snee (76), defensive end Osi Umenyiora (72), and trainer Johnson. Strahan is in the Hall.


* From their 2011-12 Super Bowl XLVI winners: Coughlin, Snee and Umenyiora. Quarterback Eli Manning (10) will surely be added after he retires as a player.

The Jets honor the following 15 individuals:

* From their 1968-69 Super Bowl III winners: Owner Leon Hess, Coach Weeb Ewbank (a representation of a green coach's jacket with the name "WEEB" on the back previously stood in for a "retired number"), quarterback Joe Namath (Number 12 retired), receiver Don Maynard (13, retired), running backs Emerson Boozer (32) and Matt Snell (41), offensive lineman Winston Hill (75), defensive lineman Gerry Philbin (81) and linebacker Larry Grantham (60).


Ewbank, Namath and Maynard are in the Hall of Fame. So is running back John Riggins (44), who arrived after the Super Bowl win, and played enough seasons to qualify as a "Jet in the Hall of Fame," although he's better known for his play with the Washington Redskins. Riggins is not, however, yet in the Ring of Honor.

* From their 1982 team that got to the AFC Championship Game: Hess, running back Freeman McNeil (24), receiver Wesley Walker (85), and 3 of the 4 members of the defensive line known as the New York Sack Exchange: Tackle Marty Lyons (93) and ends 
Joe Klecko (73 retired) and Mark Gastineau (99). Tackle Abdul Salaam (74) has yet to be added.

* From the late 1980s and early 1990s: Hess, and receiver Al Toon (88). Defensive end Dennis Byrd, whose struggle to walk again led the Jets to retire his Number 90, has not yet been enshrined.

* From their 1998 team that won the AFC East and got to the AFC Championship Game, and their 2002 AFC East Champions: Hess, running back Curtis Martin (28, retired), and receiver Wayne Chrebet (80, retired). Parcells, the architect of this team after coaching the Giants and the New England Patriots, is in the Hall, but, as yet, enshrined only in the Giants' Ring of Honor, not the Jets'.

* No players from their 2009 or '10 teams that reached the AFC Championship Games, have yet been honored.

Giants Mel Hein, Roosevelt Brown and Lawrence Taylor were named to the NFL's 75th Anniversary Team in 1994. They, Emlen Tunnell, Sam Huff and Fran Tarkenton, and Jet Joe Namath, were named to The Sporting News' 100 Greatest Football Players in 1999 -- Taylor at Number 4, the highest-ranking defensive player.

Hein, Huff, Tunnell, Tarkenton, Taylor, Strahan and Namath were named to the NFL Network's 100 Greatest Players in 2010 -- Taylor at Number 3, still the highest-ranking defensive player. Namath, Don Maynard, Bob Talamini, Gerry Philbin, Larry Grantham, Winston Hill and Jim Turner were named to the AFL's All-Time Team.

There is no representation at MetLife Stadium for the many college stars who played at Giants Stadium, either for Rutgers, or in the now-defunct Kickoff Classic, or in the Army-Navy Games of 1989, 1993, 1997 or 2002. It was also held a few times at the Polo Grounds, the old Yankee Stadium, and, way back in 1905, at Osborne Field, then the football home of Princeton University. Nor is there a mention of the 9 games played at Giants Stadium, or the 2 so far at MetLife, by the U.S. soccer team, or any other national team, or the New York Cosmos. Or of Syracuse, which, due to its large amount of NYC-based alumni, plays 1 "home game" per year at MetLife.

Stuff. On the first floor of the outer edge of the stadium, along the west sideline, is The Flagship Store, as big as most Sports Authority or Modell's outlets, that sells both Giant and Jet gear. Which includes Giants' and Jets' hard hats, which so many fans in the urban Northeast and Midwest like to wear, imagining themselves to be as tough as construction workers. Ha ha.

It does not, however, sell team DVDs or books about the teams. I can, however, make some recommendations for those. New York Giants: The Complete Illustrated History, by Lew Freedman and former Giants player turned broadcaster Pat Summerall (who has since died) was updated in 2012.

Jack Cavanaugh's Giants Among Men tells how, as the subtitle puts it, the 1956-63 Giants "Made New York a Football Town and Changed the NFL." (Those Giants changed the NFL in 2 significant ways: They helped move pro football into the TV era, and made defense something to cheer for the first time. In fact, the now-familiar "Dee-FENSE!" chant was invented by Giant fans at the old Yankee Stadium.) Linebacker Jim Burt and Daily News sportswriter Hank Gola told the story of the next great Giant team in Hard Nose: The Story of the 1986 Giants.

Carlo DeVito and Sam Huff wrote Wellington: The Maras, the Giants, and the City of New York, about the late owner's relationship to the team and the Tri-State Area, with significant attention to how the Giants got forced out of The City by the impending renovation of Yankee Stadium, and how the team and The City have reacted to each other ever since.

Just as Summerall assisted on the Giants' version, Joe Namath co-wrote New York Jets: The Complete Illustrated History, with New York Post sportswriter Mark Cannizzaro. Shortly before Parcells brought the Jets back to respectability, longtime New York Times sportswriter Gerald Eskenazi wrote Gang Green: An Irreverent Look Behind the Scenes at Thirty-Eight (Well, Thirty-Seven) Seasons of New York Jets Football Futility. And Andrew Goldstein recently published Growing Up Green: Living, Dying, and Dying Again as a Fan of the New York Jets.

NFL Films produced installments in their The Complete History of the... series for both teams, in both cases going up through the 2007 season (enabling them to include the Giants' Super Bowl XLII win). And all 4 Giant Super Bowl wins, and the Jets' even more significant 1, are all available in DVD packages.

The film Little Giants is about youth football, and has nothing to do with the Big Blue Wrecking Crew. And one (oh-so-slightly) Jet-related film you do not want to get is the 1980 version of Flash Gordon. This piece of outer-space camp cast Sam J. Jones as an updated version of the 1930s film-serial hero, identified as a professional polo player then, now identifying himself as, and I quote, "Flash Gordon, quarterback, New York Jets." (I have to admit, though, he did bear a resemblance to the Jet quarterback of that time, Richard Todd.) The 1980 version of Flash Gordon not only failed to show any football action (even The Dark Knight Returns showed one play), it failed to properly ride the rise of science fiction generated by Star Trek and Star Wars, and made Flash look even more ridiculous than did the then-current TV version of Flash's long-ago contemporary, Buck Rogers. To put it another way: If your film's theme song is sung by Queen, and Freddie Mercury is the least

campy person in the film, you've got a problem.

During the Game. According to a recent Thrillist article, both sets of New York football fans finished in the Top 10 Most Obnoxious Fans in the NFL: The Giants 8th, the Jets 4th.

Although New Yorkers and New Jerseyans can be intense, a visiting fan will probably be safe attending a game at MetLife Stadium. Giant fans may verbally harass people wearing Eagles or Cowboys gear, but if you don't provoke them, it won't get any worse than that.

As for Jet fans, they'll probably leave you alone unless you're wearing Patriots gear. (Even Dolphin and Raider paraphernalia won't get under their skin.) But, again, don't provoke them, and you should be all right.

Both teams hold auditions for National Anthem singers, rather than having a regular do it. Neither team has a mascot. The Giants have never had cheerleaders. The Jets didn't, either, until the 2007 establishment of the Jets Flight Crew.
The teams really don't need cheerleaders. These are, after all, New Yorkers, New Jerseyans, and Connecticutians... uh, Connecticutites... uh, people from Connecticut.

As I said, it was Giant fans in 1956 that invented the "Dee-FENSE!" chant. Jet fans, however, are content to chant, "J! E! T! S! Jets! Jets! Jets!" Giant fans may wonder if that's the best that Jet fans can do, but Jet fans can say, "At least we've proven we can spell." Of course, Giant fans could come back with "'Jets' is a four-letter word."

The man who long led the J-E-T-S chants from Section 134 (an end zone) of Giants Stadium, New York fireman Edwin "Fireman Ed" Anzalone, still went to games, but stopped going "in character" for a while -- a
pparently, it was Mark Sanchez's "Butt Fumble," on Thanksgiving Night 2012 against the arch-rival Patriots, that made him give up -- but with Sanchez and coach Rex Ryan both gone, he's back. He even made the trip to London for the Jets' game against the Dolphins at Wembley Stadium last season.

A native of College Point, Queens, not far from the Jets' former home of Shea Stadium, he wears a fireman's hat decorated with Jets gear, and a jersey, Number 42, in honor of former Jet running back Bruce Harper. (Briefly, he switched to 6 in support of the beleaguered Sanchez, until he, too, gave up on "The Sanchize." Oddly, while continuing to work with the FDNY, he actually lives in East Rutherford.
As for the Giants, I previously thought that they don't have any fans who are any more noticeable than the others. But this isn't true: Joe Ruback, a.k.a. License Plate Guy, has attended every Giants home game since Giants Stadium opened in 1976, and has attended every away game since 2003, too. He first came to a Giants game with his original plate, one of the old orange New York plates with blue lettering, reading "G1ANTS."

He now has a collection of 31 plates, rotating them, including a vanity plate with a Giants helmet (available from New York's DMV even though the Giants play in New Jersey), reading "XXIXX5" for their 1st 2 Super Bowl wins. (I guess someone already had "XXI XXV.") My favorite of his tweaks the New England Patriots for the Giants' smackdown of them, ending their shot at a perfect season: "18END1."
That's got to be heavy. Certainly, heavier than Ed's helmet.

Like Fireman Ed, he's no dope: He's trusted enough to be the athletic director at a school in Yonkers, and runs a design company. He's also appeared a few times on WFAN's Boomer and Carton show with former Jet quarterback Norman Julius "Boomer" Esiason and Craig Carton.

After the Game. Traffic may be even worse after the game than before. After all, those 80,000 people have tried all day to get into the parking lot, some to tailgate, some just to see the game. Afterward, they all want to get out as soon as possible. (Well, maybe not all. Some fans like to do a postgame tailgate, too.) Be advised: It may take a while to get out.

Route 3 is probably your best bet for a postgame meal, as there are plenty of chain restaurants. It's a typically tacky and commercial Jersey highway. However, Manny's Cocktail Lounge, a.k.a. "Manny's of Moonachie" (that's pronounced Moo-NAH-key), made famous as a watering hole by fans of the 1980s Giants, has long since gone out of business. Its location, at 110 Moonachie Avenue, has been replaced by a Cuban-themed restaurant and banquet hall, La Havana 59. 

Sidelights. This is where I discuss other sports-related sites in the metropolitan area in question, and then move on to tourist attractions that have no (or little) connection to sports. Since most people reading this will be from the Tri-State Area, I'll keep it short as possible.

Both the Giants (1925-55) and the Jets (1960-63) used to play at the Polo Grounds. So did the baseball Giants (1890-1957), the Yankees (1913-22) and the Mets (1962-63). 155th Street & 8th Avenue in Upper Manhattan. D train to 155th Street. Definitely visit in daylight only.

A rare color shot of the Polo Grounds set up for football.

The original Yankee Stadium, the former home of the Yankees (1923-2008) and the Giants (1956-73), was on the south side of 161st Street at River Avenue. The new Stadium is on the north side. D or 4 train to 161st Street. Starting last year, it began hosting expansion soccer team New York City FC.
A nearly-as-rare color shot of Yankee Stadium hosting a Giants game.

Shea Stadium, the former home of the Mets (1964-2008) and Jets (1964-83), and where the Yankees played while the old Yankee Stadium was being renovated (1974-75), was in Flushing Meadow, Queens, just to the west of the new Mets ballpark, Citi Field. 7 train to Mets-Willets Point. The Giants played 1 season there, 1975.

Shea in Jets mode.

With Yankee Stadium undergoing renovation, Giants Stadium not yet being ready, and Mayor John Lindsay, angry at the Giants for leaving the City, refusing to let them play at City-owned Shea (his replacement, Abe Beame, relented for 1975), the Giants played half of 1973 and all of 1974 at the Yale Bowl in New Haven, Connecticut, about 80 miles northeast of Midtown Manhattan. Metro-North from Grand Central to New Haven, then walk from Union Station to Chapel Street, and take the F bus.
The Yale Bowl, set up for a recent game with Harvard

The Giants played at Giants Stadium from 1976 to 2009, the Jets from 1984 to 2009, Rutgers University football occasionally from 1976 to 1995 and their entire 1993 home slate there while Rutgers Stadium was being renovated, the old North American Soccer League's New York Cosmos from 1977 to 1984, and MLS' New York/New Jersey MetroStars, now New York Red Bulls, from 1996 to 2009. Games of the 1994 World Cup and the 1999 Women's World Cup were held there.
The current version of Madison Square Garden, home of the Knicks and Rangers since 1968, is at 32nd Street & 7th Avenue, on top of Penn Station. 1, 2, 3, A, C or E train to 34th Street-Penn Station. "The Old Garden" was at 49th Street & 8th Avenue, and is now home to an office and residential tower, Worldwide Plaza. C train to 50th Street, and the station contains a mural about the Garden.

The old Garden was home to the Knicks from 1946 to 1968, the Rangers from 1926 to 1968, and the old New York Americans of the NHL from 1925 to 1942. It hosted the NCAA Final Four (as we would now call it) in 1943 (Wyoming over Georgetown), 1944 (Utah over Dartmouth), 1945 (Oklahoma State, then known as Oklahoma A&M, over New York University), 1946 (Oklahoma State over North Carolina), 1947 (Holy Cross over Oklahoma), 1948 (Kentucky over Baylor) and 1950 (City College of New York over Bradley).

The NBA's Nets and the NHL's Devils used to play at the Meadowlands Complex, at the building now named the IZOD Center. The 1996 Final Four was held there (Kentucky over Syracuse). Now, the Nets play at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, and the Islanders will join them there for the 2015-16 season. 620 Atlantic Avenue & Flatbush Avenue. 2, 3, 4, 5, D, N or R train to Atlantic Avenue.

The Islanders played their 1st 43 seasons (well, 42, the NHL lockout killed the 2004-05 season) at the Nassau Coliseum. The Nets also played their best years (1971-77) there. 1255 Hempstead Turnpike in Hempstead (the mailing address is Uniondale). Long Island Rail Road (LIRR) from Penn Station to Hempstead Terminal, then transfer to N70, N71 or N72 bus.

The Devils now play at the Prudential Center in Newark. 165 Mulberry Street & Edison Place. New Jersey Transit rail from New York's Penn Station to Newark's station of the same name. Red Bull Arena, home of the New York Red Bulls, is across the Passaic River, at 600 Cape May Street in Harrison. PATH train to Harrison.

However, because of the distance involved, I'd say forget the Long Island and Connecticut places, unless you're a sports nut with an entire weekend to spare.

In terms of college football, Rutgers plays 36 miles from MetLife Stadium, Princeton 49 miles, Columbia 13 miles, Army 48 miles, and Yale 80 miles. (Seton Hall, who don't play football, have their gym 14 miles away.) Rutgers is the most popular college football team in North Jersey and Central Jersey (no surprise there), but can't seem to dent the stranglehold that Syracuse, 242 miles away but still in the State of New York, has on the title of New York City's favorite college football team. Penn State (especially in Central and even more so in South Jersey) and Notre Dame (especially on Long Island) also make inroads in the Tri-State Area. 

If you have more than 1 day (and more than a little money) to spend in and around New York, I do recommend the American Museum of Natural History (79th Street & Central Park West, C train to 81st Street), the Metropolitan Museum of Art (82nd Street & 5th Avenue, 4, 5 or 6 train to 86th Street and then walk 3 blocks west to 5th Avenue), the observation deck of the Empire State Building (34th Street & 5th Avenue, B, D, F, N, Q or R train to 34th Street-Herald Square and walk 1 block east), and the Theodore Roosevelt Birthplace National Historic Site (the only President thus far born in The City was born at 28 East 20th Street, N or R train to 23rd Street).

However, I can't recommend the Statue of Liberty, as it's not cheap, it's time-consuming both to get there and to get through, and the view from the crown isn't what you might hope. The observation deck of the new World Trade Center is now open, but I haven't been there yet, and so I don't know whether to recommend it. And the 9/11 Memorial is expensive and has long lines.

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The New York Giants and the New York Jets no longer play in New York City, or even in New York State, but still represent the Big Apple after all these years. To be fair, the Meadowlands Sports Complex is only slightly farther from Midtown Manhattan than Shea Stadium was, and not that much further than Yankee Stadium. So they're still a good match for The City.

If you follow these instructions carefully, you'll be able to get in, through and out of a Giants or Jets game safely. Not without stress, to be sure, and I can't guarantee a win (I'm Uncle Mike, not Broadway Joe), but safely.

Mo Plaque, Mo Problems

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The Yankees tend to lose on Monument Park days. Yesterday, nearly 3 years after his retirement and that of his Number 42, Mariano Rivera got his Plaque, and the Yankees embarrassed him and the other returnees from the 1996-2003 Dynasty.

Luis Severino started, and, clearly, he's still got some kinks to work out. The Yankees only trailed the Tampa Bay Rays 2-1 after 3 innings, thanks to Aaron Judge making it 2 home runs in 2 career major league games. Then Sevy imploded, allowing 6 runs in the top of the 4th, and the game was essentially over.

The Yankees scored 2 runs in the bottom of the 4th, on Gary Sanchez's 2nd career home run. But Luis Cessa was no better in relief than Sevy was starting, allowing 4 Tampa runs in the top of the 7th, which ended any Bronx hope.

Rays 12, Yankees 3. WP: Jake Odorizzi (7-5). No save. LP: Severino (1-8). The Yankees took the 1st 2 games of the series, but not the 3rd.

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The regular season has 45 games left -- 7 weeks. Here's the standings in the American League Eastern Division:

Toronto Blue Jays, 67-51
Baltimore Orioles, 66-51, 1/2 a game back (even in the loss column)
Boston Red Sox, 64-52, 2 (1)
NEW YORK YANKEES, 60-57, 6 1/2 (6)
Tampa Bay Rays, 47-69, 19 (18)

I often say that if you have fewer games behind than you have weeks left, then you still have a chance if you can gain back an average of 1 game per week. So far, the Yankees still have that chance.

The Yankees trail the Red Sox by 4 1/2 games, 5 in the loss column, for the 2nd AL Wild Card.

Tonight, the Yankees start a 3-game home series against the 1st place Jays. It is imperative that they take at least 2 out of the 3. Here are the projected starting pitchers:

* Tonight, 7:05 PM: Chad Green vs. R.A. Dickey.

* Tomorrow, 7:05 PM: Michael Pineda vs. Marco Estrada.

* Wednesday, 1:05 PM, the dreaded day game after a night game: An all-initials matchup between CC Sabathia and J.A. Happ.

Green Is Gold, But Eovaldi Is Extracted

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You would think that beating the 1st place team would leave Yankee Fans feeling good. Alas, just a few hours later, we got some bad news.

Chad Green started for the Yankees against those pesky Toronto Blue Jays last night, and he was brilliant: 6 innings, no runs, 2 hits, no walks, 11 strikeouts.

You would think that, with a 1st 6 innings like that, he would be allowed to keep going. Unless, of course, you knew that the Yankees' manager was Joe Girardi. In which case, you'd know that Girardi was going to take Green out after 6 shutout innings.

Luckily for Girardi -- and more so for Green -- the bullpen came through. Tyler Clippard pitched a perfect 7th. Adam Warren, who may just have gotten himself straightened out, pitched a perfect 8th. Dellin Betances was a little shaky in the 9th, allowing a hit and the 1st walk by a Yankee pitcher on the night, but closed it out.

Of course, you have to score, too. And former Met Cy Young Award winner R.A. Dickey was nearly as good, allowing only 1 run in 5 innings. In the bottom of the 4th, Brian McCann singled, Gary Sanchez did the same, and rookie sensation Aaron Judge doubled to deep center field, to bring McCann home.

That was the only run of the game, but, for once, 1 run was all the Yankees needed. Yankees 1, Blue Jays 0. WP: Green (2-2). SV: Betances (5). LP: Dickey (8-13).

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But that fine performance, needed because the Jays are 1 of the 3 bunched-together teams that we're chasing for the American League Eastern Division title (the others are the Boston Red Sox and the Baltimore Orioles), was obscured by today's news that Nathan Eovaldi is out for the rest of the 2016 season.

And all of the 2017 season.

As it turns out, he's damaged the ulnar collateral ligament in his right elbow. This means he needs a 2nd Tommy John surgery, having already had it in high school. And he's torn the flexor tendon off the bone in his right arm.

He's 26 now. He has already lost what could have been a prime season this year, and will miss another next year.

In other words, he's become Matt Harvey: A young ace pitcher for a New York baseball team who's injured more than not. Except that, unlike Harvey, Eovaldi really was good enough to be called an "ace."

Oy.

So now, the Yankees' projected 2017 starting rotation, presuming no off-season free agent signings or trades, and no more major injuries between now and next April, is Masahiro Tanaka, CC Sabathia, Pineda, Luis Severino, and Green. If we can't squeeze one more good season out of CC, then Luis Cessa.

Yeah, we need at least 1 more reliable starting pitcher.

Oh, by the way: Alex Rodriguez officially cleared waivers yesterday. But don't expect any other team, even his hometown team, Don Mattingly's guaranteed-to-not-win-the-Pennant Miami Marlins, to go for him.

The Orioles now lead the Division, tied with the Jays in games behind, but ahead of them by 1 game in the all-important loss column. The Sox are a game behind in reach regard. The Yankees trail by 5 1/2, 6 in the loss column.

The series with the Jays continues tonight. Pineda starts against Marco Estrada.

How to Go to a Rutgers Football Game -- 2016 Edition

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On Saturday, September 3, at 2:00 PM Eastern Time -- 11:00 AM local time -- the football team at Rutgers University opens its 148th season of play, against the University of Washington, at Husky Stadium in Seattle.

The following Saturday, September 10, they play their 1st home game of the season, at Rutgers Stadium -- or High Point Solutions Stadium, if you must use the official, corporate name -- in Picataway, Middlesex County, New Jersey, against Howard University of Washington, D.C.

The last few years, Rutgers has always played an early-season home game against a "historically black college," providing Rutgers with an easy win, the visitors with big game-day revenue and a roadtrip to the New York market, and the home fans with a performance by the fantastic marching bands that usually accompany these teams.

The 1st time Rutgers played such a game, I went with my father, who was always involved with music. He went to watch the bands as much as for the game. When halftime came, and he, a native of Newark before it became a majority-black (now majority-Hispanic) city, saw a historically black school's marching band for the first time, he was thrilled. When the Rutgers band came on after them, the home fans booed them, knowing full well they couldn't meet the same standard.

So here's my how-to guide for Rutgers, the closest Football Bowl Subdivision (FBS, formerly known as Division I-A) team to New York City. The next-closest team, the U.S. Military Academy at West Point, New York, a.k.a. "Army," is 52 miles from Times Square. Next-closest is the University of Connecticut, based in Storrs but playing in East Hartford, 114 miles away. Syracuse? It may be in the State of New York, but Times Square and the Carrier Dome are 252 miles apart -- Penn State and the University of Maryland are actually closer.

Columbia in Manhattan, Fordham in The Bronx, Wagner on Staten Island; Hofstra (which no longer plays football) and Stony Brook on Long Island; Princeton and Monmouth in New Jersey; and Sacred Heart in Connecticut are all fairly close, but all are Football Championship Subdivision (FCS, formerly named Division I-AA) schools.

College football hasn't been as big in New Jersey as the NFL since the Giants got good in the 1950s, and when Joe Namath made the Jets matter in 1968, that was pretty much it for Rutgers and Princeton, then both "small college." In the 1970s, Rutgers made a commitment to play what they called "big-time football," and Princeton wanted to stay in the Ivy League. Rutgers went big and, for the most part, has spectacularly failed; Princeton stayed at their level, and has, more often than not, done very well.

According to a map based on Facebook "Likes," showing each County in the country, the New York Giants are the leading NFL team in the New Jersey Counties of Sussex, Passaic, Bergen, Warren, Morris, Essex, Hudson, Hunterdon, Somerset, Union, Middlesex, Monmouth and Ocean -- all of North Jersey, and all of Central Jersey except Mercer. The Philadelphia Eagles were tops in the Counties of Mercer, Burlington, Camden, Gloucester, Salem, Cumberland, Atlantic and Cape May -- all of South Jersey except for Ocean, plus Mercer.

In fact, until 2013, the New York Jets had just one County in the entire New York Tri-State Area where they had more fans than the Giants: Nassau County, Long Island, long the home of their team offices and training camp, Weeb Ewbank Hall on the campus of Hofstra University, across from the Nassau Coliseum. Now, even Nassau is listed as majority Giants territory. I guess Sports Illustrated had it right in 1986, when the Giants were on their way to their 1st Super Bowl win and the Jets were also Playoff-bound: "In the Big Apple, the Jets are always second banana."

However, that same map puts the lie to former coach Greg Schiano's claims about "the State of Rutgers" including New York City, Long Island, Philadelphia, Delaware, and even some of Florida. Big chunks of Bergen, Passaic and Sussex Counties prefer Penn State to Rutgers. Some parts of Bergen even have Notre Dame ahead. And the Southern half of the State, the part that tilts toward Philadelphia, and even towns near the Delaware River in the Counties of Warren, Hunterdon and Mercer, 200 miles from Beaver Stadium, prefer Penn State. The bastards.

Before You Go. Rutgers Stadium -- from here until the end of this post, I won't use its corporate name, because selling naming rights to a stadium is never a high point and it offers no solutions -- is 40 miles from Midtown Manhattan, so the weather will be just about the same. The weather is predicted to be hot: 88 degrees at game time, with thunderstorms possible later.

Tickets. Since Rutgers got good in 2005, tickets have been hard to come by, even with the recent expansion of the stadium. As of this writing, none of the 7 home games is completely sold out. But Big Ten powers like Michigan and Penn State are coming in, so don't expect to get great seats, even if you order now. That said, there isn't really a bad seat in the stadium.

Lower level (sections starting with 100) sideline seats go for $75, corner and end zone sections for $4
0. Upper level (sections starting with 200) middle seats go for $50, while on the ends (the upper deck only goes along the sidelines) are $45.

Getting There. As I said, Rutgers Stadium is almost exactly 40 miles from Times Square. However, do not take that for granted. Traffic getting out of New York City may be favorable to you on a Saturday morning, especially after Labor Day, but the last couple of miles before you reach the stadium will be bad.

It would be best to go early, trying to reach the stadium at least an hour before kickoff. If you enjoy tailgating, make it at least 2 hours before kickoff, to give yourself enough time to set up, cook, eat, and disassemble again. If you don't enjoy tailgating, your best bet is probably to forget the car and take public transportation.

It's important to note that "Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey" is vast, including campuses (campii?) in Newark and Camden. The main campus straddles the Raritan River in Middlesex County. The College Avenue Campus (the original part of the school), the Cook Campus (the agricultural and environmental studies section) and the Douglass Campus (originally the New Jersey College for Women) are in New Brunswick. The Livingston Campus (including the arena) and the Busch Campus (including the stadium) are across the river in Piscataway.

New Jersey Transit runs rail service from Penn Station in Midtown Manhattan to New Brunswick, once an hour on Saturday mornings. The 9:14 Northeast Corridor train arrives in New Brunswick at 10:11, and the next one (10:14 to 11:11) will also get you there before kickoff. Round-trip fare is $28.
New Brunswick Station, with The Vue behind it

Coach USA (formerly Suburban Transit) runs buses from Port Authority Bus Terminal in Midtown to New Brunswick every hour on the hour, and it takes 50 minutes, dropping you off in front of the New Brunswick train station. A round-trip fare is $22.20. (On the way back, cross Albany Street to where the Ferren Mall stands -- for the moment; it's targeted for demolition.)

From the New Brunswick train station, there will be special Campus Buses to shuttle you to the stadium. These will be free. Although it's only 3 miles, depending on the traffic, this could take anywhere from 5 to 45 minutes. You have been warned. At least, if you're wearing opposing-team colors, the RU fans will not harass you. They may be Giant, Jet, or (yikes) Eagle fans on Sunday, but on Saturday it's a whole other animal. They will leave you alone, or even try to be polite to you. (Unless you're wearing Penn State gear. In which case, stay away entirely.)

If you're driving from New York City, get onto the New Jersey Turnpike. Whether that means the Lincoln Tunnel, the Holland Tunnel, or the Belt Parkway followed by the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge followed by the Staten Island Expressway followed by the Goethals Bridge, all roads to Rutgers lead to the Turnpike.

Take the Turnpike to Exit 9, and take Route 18 North toward New Brunswick. The signs will lead you over the John Lynch Memorial Bridge. (John Lynch Jr., a corrupt former Mayor of New Brunswick, had it built and named after his father who had also been Mayor.) Once you're over the bridge, take the exit saying Campus Road/Rutgers Stadium/Busch Campus. (The sign was not changed when the stadium's name was.) Then turn left on Sutphen Road. The stadium will be on your left; to your right will be an indoor practice facility known as The Bubble (for a reason that will be obvious when you see it). At which point, follow the instructions of the Campus Police. If you do it right, you should hit a wall of traffic within 45 minutes of leaving The City.

Once In the City. New Brunswick is named for an English town, whose name was taken from the German city of Braunschweig in Lower Saxony, taken from "Bruno's wik." A wik was a marketplace and a rest stop for travelers in medieval Germany. Bruno, Brun, or Braun -- the English name Brown and the German name von Braun come from him -- was Duke of Saxony, and is a Catholic saint. He is said to have founded Braunschweig in AD 861.

The New Jersey city is considerably newer, although old by American standards: Formerly Prigmore's Swamp and Inian's Ferry, the first European settlement there was in 1681. The name was changed a little over 300 years ago, in 1714, in honor of the German-born new King of England, George I, who was also Elector of Hanover and Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg. His brother, Prince Ernest Augustus, was the Duke of York and Albany, and the main intersection of the city is George & Albany Streets, named for the King and his brother.

The corner of George & Albany Streets is not, however, a "centerpoint": For east-west streets, addresses start at the Raritan River and increase westward; for north-south streets, they start on the south side of town and increase northward, so that the main intersection includes not 1 North George Street and 1 West Albany Street, but 410 George Street and 120 Albany Street.

A "King's Highway" was built in colonial times, and this is the forerunner of today's New Jersey Route 27, including part of Somerset Street, all of French Street, all of Albany Street, and the Albany Street Bridge over the river into neighboring Highland Park. The city was occupied by the British during the War of the American Revolution. While there is no Washington Street in town, and George Street is named for an earlier King (not George III), there is a Hamilton Street, named for Alexander Hamilton. The University's administration building, a.k.a. Old Queens, was built on a hill on that street, overlooking the river, where Hamilton observed British troop movements.

The seat of Middlesex County, New Brunswick is home to about 57,000 people. Long a haven for immigrants from Ireland and Eastern Europe (especially Hungary), the growth of the American middle class made possible the development of nearby towns like Franklin (named for Ben, not his colonial governor son William who accepted the charter for what became Rutgers), Piscataway, Edison, North Brunswick (which is actually south of New Brunswick), East Brunswick (ditto) and South Brunswick (and again, ditto, although in that case it made sense).

But that white flight from New Brunswick left poor blacks moving in, and the Hub City (so named because it was a major transportation center) became stricken with ghettos. Many children of those black citizens overcame this, and moved into the neighboring towns. Their places were taken by Mexican immigrants, their community settled, ironically, on French Street. (The street was almost certainly named for steamboat pioneer Daniel French, rather than the nationality of the original settlers on it.)

Today, New Brunswick's 4 main communities -- academic, legal (as I said, it's a County Seat), health care (2 major hospitals and being world headquarters for Johnson & Johnson make it "The Healthcare City") and immigrant -- combine to make it a very vibrant city. There's always construction going on, including downtown. The Barnes & Noble that forms the new campus bookstore is on the ground floor of the 2012-constructed tallest building in Central Jersey, the 24-story, 299-foot The Vue. It is connected by a walkway to the outbound platform (for trains running from New York and Newark toward Trenton and Philadelphia) of the train station.
The station is the hub for both New Jersey Transit buses to neighboring towns (fares: 1 zone, $1.50; 2 zones, $2.55; 3 zones, $3.15) and Campus Buses (free). The main newspaper is the Home News Tribune, created in 1995 as a result of a merger between the New Brunswick-based Home News and the Woodbridge-based News-Tribune. Sales tax in the State of New Jersey is 7 percent, and it does not rise in the County of Middlesex; quite the opposite: The City of New Brunswick is an Urban Enterprise Zone, cutting the sales tax in half to 3 1/2 percent.

Once On Campus. The school was originally named Queens College, and George III gave its royal charter in 1766, the 8th of 9 American colleges founded before independence. The others are New College, now Harvard, in Cambridge, Massachusetts, 1636; William & Mary in Williamsburg, Virginia, 1693; Collegiate School, now Yale University, in New Haven, Connecticut, 1701;the College of New Jersey, now Princeton University (the current TCNJ used to be Trenton State), 1746; King's College, now Columbia University, in New York City, 1754; the College of Philadelphia, now the University of Pennsylvania, in Philadelphia, 1755; the College of Rhode Island, now Brown University, in Providence, 1764; and Dartmouth College, in Hanover, New Hampshire, 1769.

Queens College was chartered by the Dutch Reformed Church. For this reason, the college green has a statue of William I, Prince of Orange (1533-1584), a.k.a. William the Silent, ancestor of the current Dutch royal family and the hero of Dutch independence (which Spain, through an assassination, did not allow him to see). Supposedly, if a senior still a virgin walks past his statue, "Willie the Silent" will be silent no more, and whistle. No one has ever reported having heard this whistle.

In 1825, the year Old Queens was completed, the school had run out of money and had to close -- at the time, they thought it might be permanent. Enter Colonel Henry Rutgers, a high-ranking member of the Dutch Reformed Church in Manhattan. A graduate of Kings College/Columbia University, Rutgers was a lifelong bachelor with no children, legitimate or otherwise (it has been retroactively suggested by activist groups that he was gay), and, having no family to whom he could leave his money, made considerable donations in his time.

Knowing of New Brunswick's role in slowing the British down, making the Continental Army's retreat, regrouping in Pennsylvania, and subsequent victories at Trenton and Princeton possible, he donated $5,000 (about $116,000 in today's money), and a bell for the cupola at Old Queens. In gratitude, and in hopes that the Colonel would leave them something more in his will, the regents renamed the school Rutgers College. The Colonel left them nothing more, but the name stuck, and the school's marching band still plays a song titled "The Colonel Rutgers March."
In New Brunswick, when people say, "The Colonel,"
they don't mean Harland Sanders or Sherman T. Potter. It means Henry Rutgers.

Rutgers became New Jersey's only land-grant college under the Morrill Act of 1862 (which created land-grant colleges), and, following the consolidation with Cook and Douglass, the State University in 1956. The University of Newark was incorporated into the RU system in 1945, and the College of South Jersey was in 1950. Douglass College was added in 1955. Cook College has always been a part of the Queens/Rutgers system. The main part of the campus, along College Avenue in New Brunswick, is still officially "Rutgers College." The Livingston and Busch campuses were added in 1969.

While the Queens name has never been restored, the administration building is still known as Old Queens, and some university flags still bear the script form of the letter Q. Some bear a script R. Both are flanked by the numbers 17 and 66, for the school's founding year. No one has ever seriously suggested changing the name to "the University of New Jersey" or "New Jersey State University" or even "Jersey State." It might have been better if they had: What's a better chant? "UNJ! UNJ! UNJ!" or "R... U... R... U... "
Old Queens

Aside from being the host of "the first college football game," RU is known for its scientific and medical breakthroughs, including the 1943 isolation of Streptomycin by Selman Waksman in 1943.

Going In. As I said, free Campus Buses will take you from the train station to the stadium, a 2-mile trip. The official address is 1 Scarlet Knight Way. If you're driving, parking information is available here at ScarletKnights.com.

A statue depicting an early football player, honoring Rutgers as "The Birthplace of College Football," is at the stadium's north gate. There are also west, east and south gates.

The original Rutgers Stadium opened in 1938, built by President Franklin D. Roosevelt's Works Project Administrtion, at a low cost since it was built into a natural bowl, thus not requiring as much digging as one built on level ground would have. It had a West Stand, an East Stand, and a North Stand, all single-decked, all concrete with wooden benches, no actual seats. Seating capacity was 23,000.

On each side of the North Stand, between the other stands, were grass areas -- I don't want to use the term "grassy knoll," but they did get called that. When these areas got filled in, capacity rose to over 30,000. In 1969, a Centennial Game was played against Princeton, and ABC offered to televise it. So, for the first TV game in Rutgers football history, a few spare bleacher seats were added, and 31,219 was the paid attendance, the highest in the stadium's history. (Here's a shot of the old stadium, late in its history, after the Hale Center was built on the East Stand.)
According to a Home News article in 1988, on its 50th Anniversary, it was designed to last 50 years. Right on schedule, by this point, it was beginning to fall apart. Plus, at just 23,000 "seats," it was too small for what Rutgers, in the 1970s, began calling "big-time football." So when Giants Stadium opened in 1976, Rutgers began dividing their home schedule: 3 games "On the Banks of the Old Raritan," 3 games at the Meadowlands. A 1985 game against Penn State, a 17-10 loss, was the largest home attendance Rutgers has ever had, over 61,000. (Despite the opening of MetLife Stadium at the Meadowlands in 2010, Rutgers has only played 1 game there, and got only 42,000 fans.)

So negotiations were undertaken with the State government, and in 1992, after a Halloween thriller with Virginia Tech, when a touchdown on the final play gave Rutgers a 51-49 win, and a 13-9 win over West Virginia, the old stadium was closed and demolished.

Playing their home games at Giants Stadium in 1993, Rutgers opened the new Rutgers Stadium on September 3, 1994, beating Kent State, 28-6. It had a horseshoe shape, open at the south end, maintaining a nice view of the riverfront and New Brunswick. The lower deck was rounded at the corners, but otherwise perfectly straight, and an upper deck was added along the sidelines. Also, for the first time, Rutgers Stadium had permanent lights. Capacity was now 41,500 -- still the smallest in the recently-formed Big East Football Conference. The Hale Center, with team offices, training facilities, a huge new locker room, and press facilities (the old press box was a dinky little thing on the West Stand, not much bigger than a high school stadium's press box), opened on the East Stand. (Here's a shot of that configuration, complete with the trees at the South end.)
Finally, in 2009, a new south end was built, as the new student section, and it gets as rowdy as the ends at English soccer grounds. This cut off the nice view (and forced the cutting down of a lot of trees), but it also turned the horseshoe into a fully-enclosed bowl, and increased capacity to 52,454 -- now that Rutgers is in the Big Ten, only Northwestern has a smaller stadium. (Indiana's is larger by a few hundred.) It's unlikely that there will be further expansion, unless they want to put a second deck on the North Stand.

The playing surface has been FieldTurf since 2004, after having been natural grass since the original stadium's opening in 1938.

Four matches of the U.S. soccer team have been played on the site, 3 before the 1994 reconstruction, 1 after it, a 1995 draw with Colombia.

Food. Don't expect anything fancy. It's pretty much the standard stadium fare, although the hot dogs are good. (Not great, just good.) The concession stands are plentiful, and are manned by local high school booster clubs' officials, eager to continue their partnership with The State University, so they're going to be friendly.

One interesting item is available on the West Stand, near the entry gate. For $5.00, you can get a fried turkey leg, as if you're Charles Laughton playing the old Tudor monarch in The Private Life of Henry VIII. Adjacent to this cart are stands for Premio Italian sausages.

Team History Displays. I mentioned that Rutgers has played at 1 game at MetLife Stadium. This was on October 19, 2010, a 23-20 victory over Army. It was also the game which defensive tackle Eric LeGrand broke his neck making a hit on a kickoff return. While he still can't walk, he has recovered to the point where he led the team onto the field in his motorized wheelchair in a snow-strewn game the next season, he got his degree, and became an analyst on RU broadcasts and a motivational speaker.
This is one man who's not afraid of The Dreaded SI Cover Jinx.
What's it going to do to him that's worse than what he's already endured?

In 2013, he became the 1st Rutgers football player to get his number retired, Number 52. That number is now shown on the wall of the North Stand. When his coach, Greg Schiano, left RU to take the head job with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2012, he signed LeGrand to a contract, to make him an official NFL player, though, obviously, he never got into a game. In a corresponding display of equal class, LeGrand subsequently "retired" to open a roster spot for a deserving player.

Also on the North Stand are displays of the official logos from Rutgers' bowl appearances: The 1978 Garden State Bowl at the Meadowlands (a loss to Arizona State), the 2005 Insight Bowl in Phoenix (also a loss to Arizona State), the 2006 Texas Bowl in Houston (beating Kansas State), the 2007-08 International Bowl in Toronto (beating Ball State), the 2008 PapaJohns.com Bowl in Birmingham (beating North Carolina State), the 2009 St. Petersburg Bowl (beating Central Florida), the 2012 Russell Athletic Bowl in Orlando (losing to Virginia Tech), the Pinstripe Bowl in New York in 2011 (beating Iowa State) and 2013 (losing to Notre Dame), and the 2014 Quick Lane Bowl in Detroit (beating North Carolina).

The Garden State Bowl was, essentially, made up by Rutgers, and was played at Giants Stadium. It was a running joke that schools that had entered Division I-A recently had gone to "a real bowl game," and Rutgers, "The Birthplace of College Football," hadn't. (Or had had to make a bowl game up, at home, and still lost it.) They didn't go to a real one until 2005, in Phoenix (and, oddly, again lost to Arizona State, although, this time, Arizona State was playing just a few miles from their Tempe campus). As you might guess, the Pinstripe Bowl is played at the new Yankee Stadium, and is practically a home game for Rutgers.

However, Rutgers has never played in any of the traditional New Year's Day bowl games: No Rose, no Orange, no Cotton, no Sugar, no Fiesta. Nor have they played in any of the 2nd-tier bowls that sometimes get played on or around January 1, such as the Sun, the Gator, or the Peach.

They had near-misses in 2006, when they lost to West Virginia University on a late play, denying them the Big East Conference Championship and a berth in a Bowl Championship Series game; and in 2012 when they lost back-to-back Big East games, resulting in a 4-way tie for the title, but the University of Louisville (the 2nd of the 2, and an absolutely disgraceful choke) got the Big East BCS berth. Still, a title is a title, and a notation is on the North Stand, near the bowl mentions.

In the middle of the lower deck on the East Stand, there are a number of displays relating to Rutgers' football history, including the original dedication plaque from the old stadium, and tributes to famous Rutgers wins, coaches and officials. There's also a plaque with the inductees into a hall of fame for high school football coaches and officials in New Jersey.

As I mentioned, a statue is outside the North Gate, on a strip of sidewalk called Scarlet Walk, honoring "the first college football game," in 1869. (More about that in "Sidelights.") Rutgers still has "The Birthplace of College Football" displayed behind the North Stand end zone, and on top of the big scoreboard at the South Stand.
There is no mention at the stadium for the 4 games the U.S. national soccer team played at the site, the highest attendance having been 12,063, only half-filling the 1938-1992 version of the stadium. That shows you just how far the U.S. team has come in 20 years: Now, it can come close to selling out the 82,000-seat Meadowlands.

Stuff. There's no official Team Store, but souvenir stands are all over the place. There's no funny hats, such as a big foam Knight helmet. They do, however, have the gimmick of a foam red sword. Season highlight DVDs are available at a stand on the East Stand.

The campus bookstore, the aforementioned Barnes & Noble, is at 100 Somerset Street, at the foot of College Avenue next to the train station. It sells all kinds of RU gear, from T-shirts and sweatshirts to caps. (And, yes, textbooks. Very, very expensive textbooks.) Across the street, at 109 Somerset, Scarlet Fever sells RU gear as well.

The stadium concession stands don't sell any books about the team, or the school. In 2007, Michael Pellowski published Rutgers Football: A Tradition In Scarlet, running from the debut in 1869 up to the team's recent revival and Big East near-miss. LeGrand wrote Believe: My Faith and the Tackle That Changed My Life. (When selling merchandise saying "BELIEVE" to raise money for LeGrand's chosen charities, the EL, his initials, are black, while the other letters are red.)

William C. Dowling, a professor of English at RU, lamenting the increased emphasis on sports (especially football), has publicly ripped the school (that provides him with a job), having written letters to the Home News Tribune and the State's largest newspaper, the Newark-based Star-Ledger, and a book detailing "the other side of the story": Confessions of a Spoilsport: My Life and Hard Times Fighting Sports Corruption at an Old Eastern University.

During the Game. Safety will not be an issue. Regardless of what professional sports teams they root for -- and RU takes fans from New York-aligned North and Central Jersey and from Philly-oriented South Jersey -- the school is strict on making fans abide by a family-friendly code of behavior. Alcohol is not served in the stadium, and that's a good thing, given how students (most of them under age 21) get at football games. However, if you are staying overnight (unlikely if you're coming from New York City), or even if you want to stay late before taking a bus or train back into Manhattan, I would exercise caution on Easton Avenue, New Brunswick's main bar drag.

Despite having a large and good (but not great) marching band, RU usually has a live singer perform the National Anthem. The Anthem is followed by the Rutgers Glee Club singing the Alma Mater:

On the banks of the old Raritan, my friends
where old Rutgers evermore shall stand
For has she not stood
since the time of the Flood
on the banks of the old Raritan.

Which leads to the oddity of the name of the recently-fired RU coach, Kyle Flood. It could be worse. While it was right to hire Ohio State's offensive coordinator, his name doesn't exactly inspire confidence: Chris Ash.

Flood's predecessor, Greg Schiano, liked to say of his team, "We just keep choppin' away." Someone got the idea to have a player (a different senior every game) lead the team onto the field while holding an ax, run from their entrance at the southeast corner, and over to the northeast corner (the home bench is on the east side of the stadium), where a big tree stump is located, and swing the ax into it. "Keep Choppin'" T-shirts are sold, and foam axes are sold, to go along with the foam swords.
When public address announcer Joe Nolan -- also the traffic reporter on WABC-Channel 7's Eyewitness News -- says, "And that is another Rutgers... first down!" the band plays a fanfare, and the fans chant, "First down, touchdown, go RU!" And each score -- touchdown, field goal, even a safety -- is followed by the fight song, which is followed by the official school cheer:

RU rah rah!
RU rah rah!
Boo rah! Boo rah!
Rutgers rah!
Upstream, red team!

Red team, upstream!
Rah, rah, Rutgers, rah!

I didn't say the cheer was intellectually stimulating. Then again, Rutgers has pretensions to being a "public Ivy," and some of the actual Ivy League schools have even sillier cheers. (Seriously, Yale? "Boola boola"?)

Each score, including extra points, is followed by men in Revolutionary War garb (all wool, so it must be really uncomfortable in those September home games) standing behind the corner of the northwest end zone, loading and firing a cannon that is contemporary to that period. (Don't worry, there's no actual cannonball or other such projectile in there. It's loud and smoky, but as long as you're not standing right in front of it, you're safe.)
There are 2 Scarlet Knight mascots. One is a guy in a traditional cloth suit with a big foam head, his face resembling Pittsburgh Steeler mascot Steely McBeam (himself an obvious parody of former Steeler coach Bill Cowher).
The other is a man in an actual suit of scarlet-painted armor, complete with sword, riding a horse around the field. It is best to stay away from him, for this is a very dangerous creature, one that may knock you over, or step on you, or bite you, or kick you, or piss on you, or crap on you. The horse is a bit better-trained. (Old joke.) The horse is always white or gray, never dark.
After the Game. Win or lose, the band comes onto the field after the game and, once more, plays "On the Banks of the Old Raritan." It usually plays a few more songs before filing out. It's best to stick around for this: Not only are they usually very good musicians, but it gives you a chance to not get stuck in the immediate post-game exodus, making it easier for you to find your car (or your shuttle bus back to the train station) and leave the premises.

And you will have to leave the premises and their vicinity to get a postgame meal, or just a pint. Unless you want to go to the Busch Student Center, you're going to have a trek. Back across the Lynch Bridge, Easton Avenue, extending northward from Albany Street and the train station, is the place to be.

From Brother Jimmy's BBQ right next to the station, to such New Brunswick institutions as the Corner Tavern (not to be confused with the Court Tavern), the Golden Rail, and the Olde Queens Tavern, this is where the Rutgers community (assuming they're at least 21 years old -- or think they can fool someone with a fake ID) goes to drink.

A particular favorite of mine is Stuff Yer Face, at 49 Easton at Condict Street, purveyors of strombolis. (Or is the plural form "stromboli," like the plural of that Italian pastry has no S, "cannoli"?) Their slogan is, "Enjoy a boli and a beer!" And boy, do they have a variety of beers. Indeed, they call it "the Beer Library."
Stuff Yer Face and the Stuff Staff, 2013

It's one of those places that likes to brag, "We were here before you were born." It opened on October 22, 1977, shortly after the Yankees won the World Series with Reggie Jackson hitting those home runs, so it's not true for me, but it is true for any Rutgers student who graduated after the 20th Century. Celebrity chef Mario Batali worked there while attending Rutgers.

Just 3 doors up, at 55 Easton, is Thomas Sweet, creator of "blended ice cream" and an equal New Brunswick institution. They also have an outlet in Princeton, catering to that other Central Jersey academic center. They've even opened one in Washington, D.C. -- catering to Jersey Boys and Jersey Girls working for the federal government, or studying there, maybe?
Sidelights. One of the great things about being in New Brunswick (I lived there for 2 years and have lived nearby most of my life) is that you're less than an hour from New York and less than 2 hours from Philadelphia, making each city's attractions easy to reach. This includes the sports teams, who play their home games the following number of miles from the Rutgers Student Center:

28 miles to the Prudential Center, home of the New Jersey Devils
31 miles to Red Bull Arena, home of the New York Red Bulls
35 miles to MetLife Stadium, home of the New York Giants and Jets
37 miles to the Barclays Center, home of the Brooklyn Nets and New York Islanders
38 miles to Madison Square Garden, home of the New York Knicks, Rangers and Liberty
46 miles to Yankee Stadium, home of the New York Yankees and New York City FC
50 miles to Citi Field, home of the New York Mets
68 miles to the Philadelphia Sports Complex
84 miles to Talen Energy Stadium, home of the Philadelphia Union

Reaching New York City is easy: Just take the New Jersey Transit Northeast Corridor to Penn Station. (Newark's station is also called Penn Station.) Reaching Philadelphia is a little harder: Take NJT to the Trention Transit Center, and then transfer to the SEPTA (SouthEastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority) Trenton Line train to Center City's 30th Street, Suburban or Jefferson Station.

There are some nearby places, some sports-related, that might interest you.

* College Avenue Gym and site of First College Football Game. Next-door to the Rutgers Student Center, and across from Brower Commons, is the classic home of Rutgers Athletics. Built in 1931 after the previous gym burned down, "The Barn" seats only 3,200 people, and proved to be totally inadequate during the greatest season in the history of Rutgers basketball: 1975-76, when the Scarlet Knights won their 1st 31 games en route to the NCAA Final Four, finally losing to Indiana and then the 3rd place game to UCLA at the Spectrum in Philadelphia.
A friend of mine who was a senior that year confirms that the noise inside the Barn was so intense, it made paint chips fall from the ceiling. This necessitated the building of a new structure for RU basketball. The Barn is, however, still used for sports like wrestling and volleyball. It also hosted New Jersey's last Constitutional Convention in 1947, at which the current State Constitution was written.
Cramped quarters inside the Barn

Behind it is Parking Lot 30, which was built on the site of one of the most important locations in the history of North American sports. For it was here, at what was then called College Field, that what is generally recognized as the first American football game was played, between Rutgers College and the College of New Jersey (which became Princeton University), on November 6, 1869. Attendance is believed to have been about 100.

This was, essentially, a soccer game played by teams of 25 men each. The Rutgers men, determined to distinguish themselves from their opponents, and thus make it easier for them to play, grabbed scarlet cloth -- a cheap color to obtain at the time -- and wrapped it around their heads like turbans, thus inventing school colors and, sort of, the football helmet.

Under the scoring system of the time, Rutgers won, 6-4. That's 6 goals to 4, with RU scoring both the 1st 2 goals of the game, and the last 2. Under today's scoring system, it would be roughly 42-28. A rematch was played a week later at Princeton, and the men of Old Nassau got their revenge on the men of Old Queens, 8-0. (56-0.)
Arnold Friberg's 1968 black-and-white oil painting,
The First Game. It remains the best-known depiction.
Apparently, no one thought to take a photograph,
which was possible at the time.

Oddly enough, Rutgers continued to play Princeton, the schools just 18 miles apart, but never beat them again until the dedication game for the 1st Rutgers Stadium in 1938. There was one surviving Rutgers player left, 69 years later, and the last surviving Princeton player died that very morning.

Rutgers continued to play at College Field until 1891, before moving across the street. 130 College Avenue at Senior Street.

* Alexander Library and site of Neilson Field. The main campus library is typical of the banal American architecture of the 1950s. Not so typical is a brick wall behind it on George Street, where a plaque can still be made out, saying, "NEILSON FIELD." The library was built on the site of the facility Rutgers used for their home football games from 1892 to 1938, moving into the stadium across the river in midseason.

Neilson Field continued to be used as a practice facility until the new library was built, opening in 1953. It also hosted high school games, especially the Thanksgiving game between New Brunswick and South River, which was moved to the stadium and played there until it was moved off Thanksgiving in the late 1970s (but is still a big rivalry). 169 College Avenue at Richardson Street.

* Louis Brown Athletic Center. Built on the Livingston Campus in 1977, this is not a building befitting a great university. Originally known as the Rutgers Athletic Center (and still nicknamed The RAC, pronounced "the rack"), it was renamed in 1986 for, as was the University itself long before, a major donor.
What can I say, but, "It was the 1970s." Begging the question,
"What idiot suggested that drugs can expand your mind?"

It's a tacky chunk of concrete in the middle of nowhere. And that's on the outside. On the inside, it was designed to hold 9,000 people (hardly a big-time capacity), but the sight lines up top are so bad, they don't even sell those seats anymore. Hence, an official capacity of 8,000.

The building is held up by big thick concrete columns at the corners, which obstruct a lot of views. And the concession stand -- that's singular, not plural -- doesn't sell much. And, unlike Seton Hall with their 3,200-seat Walsh Gym in South Orange, they don't have the option to play home games at the Prudential Center in Newark, with a basketball seating capacity of 18,711.
Like a lot of sports stadiums and arenas built in the 1960s and 1970s, it is functional – barely – and not worth its initial hype. Unlike many of those buildings, it still stands, not yet replaced by a far better one. Plans were once floated for a downtown New Brunswick arena seating 12,000, and now they're talking about expanding the RAC, perhaps to 12,500.

For now, home is the building they've got, at 83 Rockafeller Road (named for Harry Rockafeller, a Rutgers coach, not "Rockefeller") at Avenue E.

* Yurcak Field. A 5-minute walk from the stadium, this 5,000-seat aluminum-bench facility, resembling a high school football stadium, is home to the RU soccer and lacrosse programs, and to Sky Blue FC of Women's Professional Soccer (WPS). Ronald N. Yurcak, an All-American lacrosse player in 1965, donated the money for it. 83 Fitch Road at Scarlet Knight Way.

* Memorial Stadium. Built in 1950 as the home of New Brunswick High School athletics, this facility was also used by the now-defunct St. Peter's High School. The building across the street was NBHS from 1967 until 2013, and is now New Brunswick Middle School. In 1978, the New Jersey Americans used Memorial Stadium as a home field, and, at the time, they had one of the greatest soccer players who ever lived, by then playing out the string, the Portuguese legend Eusébio.

The complex also includes a field for boys' baseball, another for girls' softball, and tennis courts, and each has been a former host for their respective Middlesex County, later Greater Middlesex Conference, championship tournament finals. The stadium has also hosted the County soccer finals. Joyce Kilmer Avenue between 9th and 12th Streets. (Formerly Codwise Avenue, the poet Joyce Kilmer was born on that street, and was killed in World War I.)

New Brunswick isn't a big museum city -- then again, it isn't a big city. Easily the most notable is the Jane Voorhees Zimmerli Art Museum, at 71 Hamilton Street, across from Old Queens. Adjacent, Scott Hall, at 77 College Avenue, hosts notable lectures and film festivals.

Speaking of films, there haven't been many movies filmed in or around New Brunswick. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension was supposedly set there, but was filmed in Southern California. The 1984-90 CBS sitcom Charles In Charge was set in New Brunswick, with the Rutgers name dropped in favor of the fictional Copeland College, but was taped entirely in Hollywood.

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Going to a Rutgers game is as close as you can come to a big-time college football experience in the New York Tri-State Area, especially since the Pinstripe Bowl is played at Yankee Stadium rather than on a college campus.

Rutgers haven't won much -- indeed, the Scarlet Knights make the Mets look as successful as the Yankees by comparison -- and, when they lose, it tends to be either a blowout or a calamity on a Red Sox or Cubs scale. But that's made what they have won all the sweeter.

August Showers Bring Girardi's Folly

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Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.
-- old joke

If April showers bring May flowers, what do August showers bring? Apparently, stupid managing by Joe Girardi. August showers bring Girardi's Folly.

This past Tuesday, the Yankees looked to be doing very well. Especially since they were playing 1st place Toronto, those pesky Blue Jays. They had already won the 1st game of the series, and were now leading the 2nd game 6-0 after 5 innings.

This included 3 home runs: 2 by rookie sensation Gary Sanchez, the 3rd and 4th of his career; and 1 by Didi Gregorius, his 16th of the season. Didi is now showing so much power, he's batting 3rd in the order.

Michael Pineda was pitching beautifully: 5 innings, no runs, 4 hits, no walks, 2 strikeouts. He had thrown 68 pitches. That's an average of 13.6 pitches per inning. At that rate, he should have at least gotten through the 7th inning. This would have made Girardi's job a lot easier.

Then the rain came. Had the umpires called the game, it would, due to 5 innings having been played, have been official, and a Yankee win.

Instead, the delay was 45 minutes, and the umpires gave the signal to play ball. And Girardi sent Anthony Swarzak out to relieve.

What a stupid thing to do. And I don't want to hear that Pineda is "injury-prone": If he can't go at least 6 innings, then he shouldn't be on the Yankees. And I don't to hear that he "stiffened up": This new Yankee Stadium has room in its clubhouse area for him to keep fresh by throwing warmup pitches. If that means he pitches only 6 innings instead of 7, so be it. But Pineda should have been left in there.

But instead of doing the smart thing, which would have been to send a very effective starting pitcher back out there, Girardi panicked, and turned to that damned binder of his again, and read that he had to take Pineda out, and put in Swarzak.

Swarzak allowed 4 runs on 4 hits before Girardi realized what a stupid thing he'd done by taking Pineda out. He removed Swarzak for Tommy Layne, who got the last out in the top of the 6th.

Tyler Clippard pitched a perfect 7th inning. Gee, maybe Girardi should have left him in for the 8th inning. But no: Girardi trusted Adam Warren. Never trust Adam Warren. I don't care how well he's done for the Yankees since we traded Aroldis Chapman for him and 3 guys who may never make it: I don't trust Warren any further than I can throw him. (And, as the saying goes, with my bad knee, I shouldn't be throwing anybody.)

Warren did exactly what I feared he would do when we brought him back: Turned a Yankee lead (in this case, 6-4) into a deficit. He got only 1 out. Girardi replaced him with Chasen Shreve, and he didn't get anybody out. Warren allowed 4 runs in the top of the 8th. So did Shreve.

That's 8 runs in 1 inning, because Brian Cashman traded 2 star closers, forcing Dellin Betances into the 9th; and because Girardi doesn't trust his starters, and because he can't manage a bullpen to save his life.

Blake Parker had to come in to get the last 5 outs of the game. But it was too late: With Pineda on the mound, it was 6-0 Yankees; with the bullpen, it was 12-0 Jays.

Blue Jays 12, Yankees 6. WP: Scott Feldman (6-4). No save. LP: Warren (4-3).

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Then, on Wednesday, came the dreaded D-GANG: Day Game After a Night Game. CC Sabathia started, and, well, it looks like the Big Fella has had it. Instead of his usual 1 bad inning, he had 2, allowing 3 runs in the 2nd and 4 in the 5th.

Kirby Yates pitched a scoreless 7th, Layne a scoreless 8th, and Swarzak, by no means redeeming himself, a scoreless 9th. Sanchez hit another home run (his 5th), Starlin Castro hit one (his 15th), and Chase Headley hit one (his 11th). But it was all for naught.

Blue Jays 7, Yankees 4. WP: J.A. Happ (17-3, and looking like a Cy Young Award winner). SV: Antonio Osuna (27). LP: Sabathia (7-10).

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The Yankees were 12 outs away from closing to within 4 1/2 games of the American League Eastern Division lead. Now, thanks to Cashman's dimwitted trades and Girardi's idiotic bullpen management, they're 7 1/2 games behind Toronto (7 in the loss column), with 42 games to play.

I've said that if you've got fewer games behind than weeks remaining, you have a legitimate chance at the Division. The Yankees are 7 1/2 games behind, and, after this weekend, there will be 6 weeks left.

Nice going, Brian and Joe. The Idiot Twins.

Tonight, the Yankees start a series in Anaheim against the Los Angeles Angels of... Oh, for crying out loud, just move to that new stadium they're building for the Rams. No, wait, then, you'd have to call yourselves the Los Angeles Angels of Inglewood.

Here are the projected pitching matchups:

* Tonight, 10:05 PM (7:05 local time): Masahiro Tanaka vs. Jered Weaver, brother of Jeff F.

* Tomorrow, 9:35 PM (6:35): Luis Cessa vs. Ricky Nolasco.

* Sunday, 3:35 PM (12:35): Chad Green vs. Jhoulys Chacin.

Headley won't be playing for a few days, due to a sore Achilles tendon. Brett Gardner won't play tonight, due to his ankle, but he might be back tomorrow.

The Seattle Pilots: Where Are They Now?

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Tonight, the Yankees begin a series in Seattle against the Mariners, who've been playing since 1977.

Before the Mariners, there was the Seattle Pilots, an expansion team from 1969. They failed on the field, finishing 67-95, 6th and last place in the newly-formed American League Western Division. No surprise there, as a 1st-year expansion team.

But they also failed financially, as owners Max and Dewey Soriano didn't have the cash necessary to keep them going. On April 1, 1970, just before the start of a new season, Bud Selig bought them, and moved them to his hometown, where they became the Milwaukee Brewers.

Today, the Pilots are best known for being the team that pitcher Jim Bouton -- who won 39 games in 1963 and '64 for the Yankees, plus 2 more in the '64 World Series -- was on in 1969, thanks to his book Ball Four, a diary of that season.

In late August, he was traded to the Houston Astros, and was amazed at how much more the Astros had their act in gear than did the Pilots. Because of how badly the Pilot organization was run, how silly the players acted, and the fact that the team not only no longer exists in that form but stopped doing so after just 1 season, Ball Four seems more like a novel than a true story.

What happened to the 1969 Seattle Pilots?

Jim Bouton, a.k.a. Bulldog, a.k.a. Super Knuck, a.k.a. Ass Eyes, (and, many years later, a.k.a. Gyro Gearloose), pitcher. He still says his falling apart with the Houston Astros in 1970 had to do with injuries, not with the stress over the reaction to the book.

Became a sportscaster, then made a comeback that culminated in reaching the majors again, with the 1978 Atlanta Braves. Played a killer in a film adaptation of Raymond Chandler's The Long Goodbye, and created and starred in the ill-fated 1976 CBS sitcom version of Ball Four. Wrote more books, and has promoted "vintage baseball," played by old-time rules. Born March 8, 1939, now 77 years old.

Marvin Milkes, general manager. He had previously worked in the organizations of the St. Louis Cardinals, Baltimore Orioles and Chicago Cubs. As assistant general manager of the California Angels, he was entrusted with running its Triple-A franchise, the Seattle Angels, whom the Pilots replaced. Since he was already there, the Pilots asked him to be their 1st GM.

But he was cheap, and that hurt the Pilots as much as anything else. He wasn't cheap because the Soriano brothers didn't have the money (although they didn't). He was cheap because he was of the old school of GM thought: Have money and have players, but do not let them mix.

Selig permitted Milkes to stay on in 1970, the 1st year in Milwaukee, at the end of which he tendered his resignation. He went into other sports, as the 1st GM of the World Hockey Association's New York Raiders, who had to move after just 1 season. He became the GM of the North American Soccer League's Los Angeles Aztecs in 1981, but they folded at the end of the season.

Shortly thereafter, on January 31, 1982, Milkes died of a heart attack. He was 58 years old, and would, almost certainly, have been forgotten if not for Ball Four. It's ironic: To Milkes, Bouton was a tool to make money, and it failed; to Bouton, Milkes became a way to make money after leaving the Pilots, and it worked.

Joe Schultz, manager. The son of 1910s and '20s outfielder Joe Schultz, was a catcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates and the St. Louis Browns from 1939 to 1948. Had been a coach on the St. Louis Cardinals' Pennant-winners of 1964, '67 and '68, and a "good company man" for Cards owner and Anheuser-Busch baron Gussie Busch. Hence his frequent pushing of Gussie's product by exhorting his players to "Zitz 'em, and then go pound that ol' Budweiser" -- even though he no longer worked for Gussie.

Fired after that 1969 season, coached with the Kansas City Royals in 1970, and for the Detroit Tigers from 1971 to 1976, serving as interim manager in 1973 after Billy Martin was fired. Returned to St. Louis, where he no doubt pounded some more Bud. Died on January 10, 1996, at the age of 77.

Sal Maglie, a.k.a. Sal the Barber, a.k.a. the Screaming Skull, pitching coach. The legendary specialist in curveballs and brushbacks for the 1951 and '54 Pennant-winning New York Giants was never involved in baseball again after being fired from the Pilots. Died on December 28, 1992, at 75. The minor-league ballpark in his hometown of Niagara Falls, New York was named Sal Maglie Stadium.

Frank Crosetti, a.k.a. the Crow, 1st base coach. An All-Star shortstop for the Yankees in the 1930s and early '40s, was their 3rd base coach from 1947 to 1968. This made him the winner of more World Series rings in a major league uniform than anyone, ever: 17. But was not popular among the Pilots.

Coached with the Minnesota Twins in 1970 and '71, then returned to Stockton, California, and was never involved in baseball again. Always refused invitations to come to major league games, including old-timers' ceremonies. Died on February 11, 2002, at 91.

Sebastian "Sibby" Sisti, coach. An infielder for the Braves in Boston and Milwaukee, from 1939 to 1954, and later a coach and a manager in their minor-league system. His year with the Pilots was his only one after retiring as a player.

His only active involvement with baseball after the Pilots was to serve as a consultant on the movie version of The Natural, which was filmed in his hometown of Buffalo in 1983. He was hired because they needed someone who knew what it was like to play Major League Baseball during the 1930s, and he was there. He played the manager of the Pittsburgh Pirates in the climactic playoff game. Died on April 24, 2006, at 85.

Ron Plaza, coach. The native of Clifton, New Jersey had a good bat that got him as high as Triple-A, but a bad glove kept him out of the majors. After leaving the Pilots, he was hired by the Cincinnati Reds organization -- ironic, since the manager they'd just fired, Dave Bristol, was hired to replace Schultz as manager of the Pilots/Brewers. Became their 3rd base coach in 1978, being moved to 1st base coach in 1979, holding the post until 1983. His last baseball job was as a coach with the 1986 Oakland Athletics. Died on April 15, 2012, at 77.

Eddie O'Brien, coach. The native of South Amboy, New Jersey, along with his twin brother Johnny, starred in baseball, football and basketball for that city's St. Mary's, later Cardinal McCarrick, High School, which closed in 2015.

"The O'Brien Twins" went to Seattle University on basketball scholarships, and became nationally famous. On January 21, 1952, this small Catholic school stunned hoops observers by beating the Harlem Globetrotters. They were both drafted by the Milwaukee Hawks (the team now in Atlanta) in 1953, but, at the time, the NBA was not taken seriously, and they played baseball instead.

They were a double play combination: Eddie was a shortstop, Johnny a 2nd baseman. They both also pitched in the major leagues. Both mostly played for the Pittsburgh Pirates from 1953 to 1959. They are the only twins to play for the same MLB team in the same game, and 1 of only 4 brotherly double-play combinations, along with Wes and Granny Hamner of the '45 Phils, Frank and Milt Bolling of the '58 Tigers, and Cal and Billy Ripken of the '80s Orioles.

And being released by the Milwaukee Braves in 1959, Johnny, who is still alive, was never involved with baseball again. Eddie stayed in the game, and was on the Pilots' coaching staff, probably to trade on his local stardom as a basketball star. Fired along with the rest of them before the move to Milwaukee, he stayed in Seattle, and was never involved in professional baseball again. Died on February 21, 2014, at 83.

Miguel Fuentes, pitcher. Appeared in 8 major league games, all with the Pilots, between September 1 and October 2, 1969 -- including throwing the last pitch for the team in the last game the Pilots ever played. It was also the last major league game he ever played, as he was the 1st Pilot to die: While playing in winter ball in his native Puerto Rico, he was shot outside a bar on January 29, 1970. He was only 23.

Ray Oyler, a.k.a. Oil Can, shortstop. Served in the U.S. Marine Corps before he debuted with the Detroit Tigers in 1965. Nearly helped them win the American League Pennant in Detroit's riot year of 1967. In 1968, he helped the Tigers win the World Series. Actually, "helped" may be too strong a word: A good fielder but a notoriously bad hitter, he literally went 0-for-August, leading manager Mayo Smith to move Mickey Stanley from right field to shortstop when regular right fielder Al Kaline returned from injury.

Left off the protected list in the expansion draft, became the Pilots' shortstop, but his hitting never got better. He played the 1970 season with the A's and Angels, and that was it. Yet he stayed in Seattle, managing a bowling alley, before his heavy drinking gave him a fatal heart attack. Died January 26, 1981, at 42.

George Brunet, a.k.a. Lefty, a.k.a. Red (he may have been a political liberal, like Bouton), pitcher. Debuted with the Kansas City Athletics in 1956, and was an original Houston Astro (Colt .45) in 1962. Traded in mid-1969 from the California Angels to the Pilots, prompting Bouton to write, "He'll fit right in on this ballclub. He's crazy." Ended his major league career with the 1971 St. Louis Cardinals.

Played for 9 different franchises -- 6 of whom are no longer using the names they were using when he was with them: The Kansas City Athletics, the Milwaukee Braves, the Houston Colt .45's, the Los Angeles Angels (who aren't the California Angels anymore, either), the Seattle Pilots and the Washington Senators.

But he was far from done: He pitched in the Mexican League from 1972 to 1989, at age 54 (they nicknamed him El Viejo, "the Old One"), giving him a record 36 seasons in organized baseball. He pitched a no-hitter in 1978, and set the Mexican League record for career shutouts with 55. Died October 25, 1991, at 56. Unknown if he was buried with undershorts on.

Gene Brabender, a.k.a. Bender, a.k.a. Lurch, pitcher. With a name like "Bra-bender," there had to be considerable discussion of the perception of his private life. A rookie with the 1966 World Champion Baltimore Orioles, he led the '69 Pilots with 13 wins. But the 1st season in Milwaukee would be the last season of his major league career. Died on December 27, 1996, at 55.

Steve Barber, pitcher. A 2-time All-Star who also helped the Orioles win the 1966 World Series, he hurt his arm, spent the 1967 and '68 seasons with the Yankees, and then, with the '69 Pilots, complained that, "My arm isn't sore, it's just a little stiff." He stayed in the majors through 1974, but was never again the pitcher he was in '66. He moved to Las Vegas and became a school bus driver. Died on February 4, 2007, at 68.

Jim Pagliaroni, a.k.a. Pag, catcher. Aside from Ball Four, is best known as the on-deck hitter who shook Ted Williams' hand as the Splendid Splinter came home after hitting a home run in his last at-bat for the 1960 Boston Red Sox. Also the Sox catcher who called the fastball for Tracy Stallard that Roger Maris hit for his record-breaking home run a year later.

Never played in the majors again after the '69 Pilots. Later worked for a food distribution company, and raised money for research into ALS (Lou Gehrig's disease). Died on April 3, 2010, at 72.

Jerry Stephenson, pitcher. The son of 1940s catcher Joe Stephenson, was a top prospect in the Boston Red Sox organization, until hurting his elbow in 1964, while pitching for the Pilots' Triple-A predecessors, the Seattle Rainiers. A member of the 1967 "Impossible Dream" Pennant-winning Boston Red Sox, he was left unprotected in the expansion draft.

Was traded to the Dodgers in 1970, ending his career with them, but scouted for them from 1974 to 1994, and for the Red Sox from 1995 to 2009, before being stricken with the cancer that would claim his life on June 6, 2010, at 66. His son Brian Stephenson pitched in the minors, and now works in the Dodger organization.

José Vidal, a.k.a. Papito, outfield. The Dominican played for the Cleveland Indians in 1966, '67 and '68, and the Pilots in '69, a total of 88 major league games. Died on January 11, 2011, at 70.

Greg Goossen, a.k.a. Goose, catcher. A baseball, football and basketball star in high school outside Los Angeles, he signed with his hometown Dodgers, but before he could reach the majors, he was waived, and the Mets claimed him. Manager Casey Stengel said, "I got a kid, Greg Goossen, he's 19 years old, and in 10 years, he's got a chance to be 29."

Talk about bad luck: He could have been a September callup with the Dodgers, 1965 World Champions. Instead, he went to the Mets, and was left unprotected in the 1968-69 expansion draft, and missed out on their "Miracle." Instead, he got stuck with the Pilots, moved with them to Milwaukee, was traded to the Washington Senators in 1970, and that was it. In 1975, when he was 29, he was 5 years past his last big-league game.

He became a boxing trainer with his brothers, and helped make Michael Nunn the Middleweight Champion of the World. In 1988, Gene Hackman made the boxing film Split Decisions, and hired Goossen as his stand-in for all his films thereafter. Died on February 26, 2011, at 65, so he had no chance to be 66.

Merritt Ranew, catcher. Like Brunet, was an original Houston Astro (Colt .45) in 1962. Like Pagliaroni, he never played in the majors again after the '69 Pilots. Died on August 18, 2011, at 73.

Don Mincher, a.k.a. Minch, 1st base. Made 2 moves in his career, but Seattle to Milwaukee was not one of them. The Washington Senators were both. Debuted with the old Senators in 1960, moved with them to become the Minnesota Twins in 1961, and was a member of their 1965 Pennant winners. Traded to the California Angels in 1967, and was an All-Star that year. Left unprotected in the expansion draft, the Pilots took him, and he was an All-Star again, and was the only Pilot to play in the All-Star Game.

Traded to the Oakland Athletics before the 1970 season, was traded to the new Senators in 1971, and made the move with them to become the Texas Rangers the next year. Traded back to the A's, won the World Series with them in 1972, and retired with an even 200 home runs.

Returned to his hometown of Huntsville, Alabama, and served as general manager of the Class AA Huntsville Stars from 1985 to 2001, and was a part-owner from 1994 until his death on March 4, 2012, at 73.

Fred Talbot, a.k.a. Perch, pitcher. Pitched for the Athletics in both Kansas City and Oakland, but was not with them at the time of the move. Was a Yankee teammate of Bouton's in 1966 and '67. Died on January 11, 2013, at 71.

Billy Williams, right field. Not to be confused with the Chicago Cubs Hall-of-Famer of the same name, racism may have prevented him from getting his big chance until he was 37. Even then, he appeared in just 4 major league games, all for the Pilots in August 1969. Later owned a clothing store in Oakland, and coached for the Cleveland Indians and the minor-league Sioux Falls Canaries. Died on June 11, 2013, at 80.

Mike Hegan, 1st base. The son of Jim Hegan, an All-Star catcher with the Cleveland Indians, he debuted with the Yankees in 1964, and appeared in 3 games of that year's World Series. Like Bouton, was curtailed by injuries and traded by the Yankees and ended up with the Pilots. Unlike Bouton, was an All-Star in 1969 -- due to his fielding, as he once held the AL record for most consecutive errorless games by a 1st baseman, 187, and not for his hitting -- but was injured and unable to play in the All-Star Game.

Made the move to Milwaukee in 1970. Traded to Oakland in 1971, won a World Series ring with the A's in 1972, along with Mincher,  He was traded back to the Yankees in 1973, and back to the Brewers in 1974, staying with them until 1977, making him the last Pilot to be on the Brewers (although not the last to be so continuously).

Broadcast for the Brewers from 1978 to 1988, and then for the Indians until 2011. Heart trouble forced him to retire, and he died while on vacation at Hilton Head Island, South Carolina on Christmas Day, December 25, 2013, at 71.

Tomás Gustavo Gil Guillén, a.k.a. Gus Gil, 2nd base. Debuted with the Cleveland Indians in 1967, and played with the Pilots/Brewers from 1969 to 1971. A fine fielder but a poor hitter, he later played and managed in Venezuela, and is a member of that country's Baseball Hall of Fame. Died on December 8, 2015, at 76.

Jerry McNertney, a.k.a. McNert, catcher. Moved with the Pilots to Milwaukee, closed his career with the 1973 Pittsburgh Pirates, and became a coach in the Yankees' and Boston Red Sox' organizations in the 1980s. Born August 7, 1936, now 80 years old, making him the oldest surviving Seattle Pilot.

Gary Bell, a.k.a. Ding-Dong Bell, pitcher. Bouton's roommate in early 1969, he'd been a 3-time All-Star, and was part of the Boston Red Sox' 1967 "Impossible Dream" Pennant. But he was also part of some not-so-good teams, including the early 1960s Cleveland Indians and the Pilots. Responsible for the advice, "Smoke 'em inside."

Traded to the Chicago White Sox for Bob Locker in mid-season, and his career ended with them at the end of the season. Returned to his native San Antonio. Born November 17, 1936, now 79 years old.

Diego Seguí, pitcher. A Cuban with a forkball, debuted with the Kansas City Athletics in 1962, was sent to the Washington Senators in 1966, was returned to the A's in 1967, and made the move to Oakland with them. Drafted by the Pilots in 1969, and was one of the few bright lights for the team.

Traded back to the A's, in 1970 he led the AL in ERA. Pitched for them in the 1971 ALCS, but was traded to the St. Louis Cardinals before he could be a part of the Oakland dynasty. Pitched for the Pennant-winning Boston Red Sox of 1975. Closed his career with another expansion team, the Seattle Mariners, in 1977 -- making him the only player to play for both of Seattle's MLB teams. Naturally, he was nicknamed the Ancient Mariner. (He turned 40 that season.) Was 92-111 for his career.

Pitched in Mexico in 1978 (no word on whether he pitched against George Brunet and his lack of underwear), and in Venezuela until 1983. Born August 17, 1937, just turned 79 years old. His son, David Seguí, was a 1st baseman who spent 15 seasons in the major leagues.

Freddie Velázquez, a.k.a. Poor Devil, catcher. A 31-year-old rookie in 1969, he had spent 11 years in the minors before the Ball Four season. Only played in 1 other big-league season, with the Atlanta Braves in 1973. Born December 6, 1937, now 78 years old.

Bob Locker, pitcher. Played both baseball and basketball at Iowa State University, and got a geology degree there. A member of the Chicago White Sox team that came within a game and a half of the Pennant in 1967, was traded to the Pilots in mid-1969 for Bouton's roommate, Gary Bell. Despite this, he and Bouton seemed to get along well.

A sinkerballer who pitched entirely in relief in his career, made the move to Milwaukee, then the Brewers traded him in mid-1970 to the Oakland Athletics, and was a member of their 1972 World Champions. They then traded him to the Chicago Cubs, with whom he wrapped things up in 1975. Now runs ThanksMarvin.com, a tribute website for the late players' union leader Marvin Miller. Born March 15, 1938, now 78 years old.

Rich Rollins, 3rd base. Debuted in 1961, making him an original Minnesota Twin. Was an All-Star in 1962, and a Pennant winner in 1965 along with Mincher, but also made the last out in the 1967 season finale that gave the Boston Red Sox the Pennant.

Left unprotected in the expansion draft, played in Seattle in 1969 and Milwaukee and Cleveland in 1970, but his hitting fizzled, and he retired. Stayed in the Cleveland area, and lives in Akron. Born April 16, 1938, now 78 years old.

Hilario "Sandy" Valdespino, left field. A rookie with the Pennant-winning 1965 Minnesota Twins, the Cuban was only briefly a teammate of Bouton's -- on the Astros, as he and Danny Walton were traded to the Pilots for Tommy Davis. Ended his major league career with the 1971 Kansas City Royals, but played several more years in Mexico and Venezuela. Born January 14, 1939, now 77 years old.

Tommy Davis, left field. A Brooklyn native, was signed by the Dodgers but didn't reach them until after they moved to Los Angeles. Won the National League batting title in 1962 and '63, but broke his ankle in a 1965 game and was never the same. Won World Series rings with the Dodgers in 1959, '63 and '65 and another Pennant in '66.

But became famous for frequently getting traded, including from Seattle to Houston later in '69, rejoining Bouton. Also reached the postseason with the 1971 A's, the '73 and '74 Orioles and the '76 Kansas City Royals. Born March 21, 1939, now 77 years old.

Bob Meyer, pitcher. Reached the majors in 1964, but before the year was out, he'd played for 3 different teams: The Yankees, the Los Angeles Angels and the Kansas City Athletics. Did not return to the majors until 1969, and washed out with the Brewers in 1970. Born August 4, 1939, now 77 years old.

Horace Guy Womack, a.k.a. Dooley Womack, a.k.a. THE Dooley Womack, pitcher. Bouton's comments about him sounded pretty rough, but Womack was never a very good pitcher: By his own admission, "I won't overpower anybody." May have been better as a hitter: While his major league record was 19-18 with a 2.95 ERA, he had a .267 lifetime batting average. And, of course, while he was Bouton's teammate on the Yankees in 1966 and '67, in '69 he was traded for Bouton, so they weren't teammates on the Pilots or the Astros.

Pitched 1 more season, with the Oakland Athletics, and then went into various businesses, lasting longest in commercial flooring. Has built a long career as a coach in American Legion baseball. Born August 25, 1939, about to turn 77 years old.

John O'Donoghue, pitcher. An All-Star in 1965, because every team needed at least 1 and he was the best there was on the Kansas City Athletics that year. That was the highlight of his career. Managed to save 6 games for the Pilots, made the move to Milwaukee, and finished up with the 1971 Montreal Expos. Born October 7, 1939, now 76 years old. His son, also John O'Donoghue, pitched 11 games in the majors, all for the 1993 Baltimore Orioles.

Garry Roggenburk, a.k.a. Rogg, pitcher. He and Hegan were teammates at St. Ignatius High School in Cleveland. Also a basketball player, winning the 1962 NIT with the University of Dayton, and was drafted by the San Francisco Warriors (as the Golden State franchise was then known). Debuted with the Minnesota Twins in 1963, and was a teammate of Mincher on the '65 Pennant winners. Traded to the Boston Red Sox in 1967, and was a teammate of Bell on the '67 Pennant winners. Traded to the Pilots in 1969, but that was it for his career.

Later served as a coach and a general manager in the Red Sox' minor-league system, and then went into real estate. Born April 16, 1940, now 76 years old.

Darrell Brandon, a.k.a. Bucky, pitcher. Like Bell, a member of the iconic '67 Red Sox. Went from the outhouse to nearly the penthouse in '69, as he was traded from the last-place Pilots to the eventual AL West winners, the Minnesota Twins. Later played for the Philadelphia Phillies, finishing in 1973. Born July 8, 1940, now 76 years old.

Jack Aker, pitcher: Traded to the Yankees, pitched for them until 1972. Career ended with the Mets (literally, not just figuratively) in 1974. Won a Pennant as a minor-league manager and became the Cleveland Indians' pitching coach. Since 1988, has run a baseball academy in Arizona, specializing in teaching Native American children. Born July 13, 1940, now 76 years old.

Tommy Harper, left field, although he played every position or the Pilots except pitcher, catcher and 1st base. Nearly won a Pennant with the Cincinnati Reds in 1964, and led the AL in stolen bases with the Pilots in 1969 and the Boston Red Sox, who picked him up from the Brewers, in 1973. Was usually the Pilots' leadoff hitter, and when they played their 1st game, against the California Angels in Seattle on April 7, 1969, he became the 1st-ever Pilots batter in a regular season game. Was given a Tommy Harper Day by the Pilots, and this was his acceptance speech, in full: "'Preciate it. Thanks."

Reached his only postseason with the 1975 Oakland Athletics, and closed his career with the 1976 Baltimore Orioles. Coached for the Red Sox from 1980 until being fired in spring training in 1985, and sued them for firing him due to complaining about a racist issue. He won, and later coached for the Montreal Expos, including in their spectacular but cut-short 1994 season, and was brought back to the Red Sox as coach from 2000 to 2002. The Sox made further amends by electing him to their team Hall of Fame. His acceptance speech on that occasion, if any, is unrecorded. Born October 14, 1940, now 75 years old.

John Kennedy, 3rd base. Like the President of the same name, was born on a May 29 (in his case, in 1941), and lived in Washington, D.C. in 1962 and '63 (also playing for the Senators in '64). Hit a home run in his 1st major league at-bat. Played with the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1965, and received a World Series ring. Played with the Yankees in '67, moved with the Pilots to Milwaukee in '70, traded to Boston that year, and remained with the Red Sox until 1974. Still involved in baseball as a scout. Now 75 years old.

Gordon Lund, infielder. Played 3 games with the 1967 Cleveland Indians and 20 with the Pilots. That was it as a major leaguer. Later managed in the Chicago White Sox system, winning a Midwest League Pennant with the 1978 Appleton Foxes. Born February 23, 1941, now 75 years old.

Bill Edgerton, pitcher. Didn't quite move with the Athletics (appeared for them in Kansas City in 1966 and '67, but not in Oakland in '68) or the Brewers/Pilots (appeared for them in Seattle in '69, but not in Milwaukee in '70). The Pilots were his last big-league team. Born August 16, 1941, now 75 years old.

John Morris, pitcher. Had cups of coffee with the Philadelphia Phillies in 1966 and the Baltimore Orioles in '68, came up with the Pilots/Brewers in '69, stayed with them until '71, signed on with the San Francisco Giants, and remained with them through '74. Born August 23, 1941, will turn 75 tomorrow.

Jim Gosger, a.k.a Goz, outfielder. Debuted with the Boston Red Sox in 1963. Moved with the A's from Kansas City to Oakland in 1967-68. Taken by the Pilots in the expansion draft. Bouton made him famous forever by including the story of him sitting in the hotel room closet, spying on his roommate in bed with "local talent," who says, "Oh, baby, I've never done it that way before." Goz opened the closet door and said, "Yeah, surrre!" (That's how Bouton wrote it: 3 R's: "Surrre!") From that point on, it became a catchphrase among the Pilots: "I only had 3 beers last night.""Yeah, surrre!")

Traded to the Mets in midseason, so, unlike Goossen, he was a part of the 1969 Miracle. Traded to the Montreal Expos, but traded back to the Mets in 1973, and was a part of that Pennant, too, although he wasn't on the postseason roster either time. Last played in 1974, for the Mets. Born November 6, 1942, now 73 years old.

Larry Haney, catcher. A teammate of Brabender's and Barber's on the '66 World Champions, hit a home run in his 1st major league game -- off a future Pilot teammate, John O'Donoghue. Was traded in mid-'69 to Oakland. Was not on their World Series roster in 1972 or '73, but was in '74 and won a ring. Returned to the Pilots/Brewers franchise, and closed his career with them in 1978. Stayed in their organization as a coach through 1991, then in other capacities until retiring in 2006. Born November 19, 1942, now 73 years old.

Ron Clark, infielder. Went from the penthouse to the outhouse that season: From the Twins to the Pilots. He was traded to Oakland after the season, and was with the A's when they won the AL West in 1971... and then in 1972, before they could win the Pennant and the World Series, they traded him back to the Pilots/Brewers! He last appeared in the majors with the 1975 Philadelphia Phillies. Born January 14, 1943, now 73 years old.

Mike Marshall, pitcher. Debuted with the Detroit Tigers in 1967, nearly winning the Pennant, but was in the minors in their World Championship season of 1968. Left unprotected in the expansion draft, he was a teammate of Bouton with the Pilots for most of 1969, and with the Astros in early 1970. Traded to the Montreal Expos, led the National League in saves in 1973.

Earned a degree in kinesiology from Michigan State University, and believed that pitchers should pitch more, not less. In 1974, traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers, he set a major league record that still stands with 106 pitching appearances. He led the NL in saves again, and became the 1st reliever in either League to win the Cy Young Award. Knew Dr. Frank Jobe and his tecniques, and recommended to his injured teammate Tommy John that he get the career-saving surgery that now bears John's name. Was an All-Star that year and the next.

His iconoclasm finally ticked off the conservative Dodgers to the point where they traded him to the Atlanta Braves in 1976. In 1979, with the Minnesota Twins, he led the AL in saves, and pitched in 90 games, so he holds the record for most games pitched in a season in each League. (Joe Girardi must hate his guts.) Closed his career with the Mets in 1981. His career record is an unflattering 97-112, but he had 188 saves at a time when that was a big number. Born January 15, 1943, now 73 years old.

Marty Pattin, a.k.a. Donald Duck, pitcher. Moved to Milwaukee with the team, and was an All-Star with the 1971 Brewers. Traded to Boston in 1972, when he took a no-hitter into the 9th inning against the Oakland Athletics, but, with 1 out, Reggie Jackson singled off him. Reached the postseason with the Kansas City Royals in 1976, '77, '78 and '80, including the 1980 World Series. He then retired, making him the last active former Seattle Pilot.

Became the pitching coach at the nearby University of Kansas. A bar called Marty's operates near the campus of his alma mater, Eastern Illinois University, although he has nothing to do with it beyond the name. Born April 6, 1943, now 73 years old.

John Donaldson, 2nd base. Moved with the A's in 1967-68, but not with the Pilots/Brewers in 1969-70, as the Pilots were the last team to play him in the majors. Born May 5, 1943, now 73 years old.

Steve Whitaker, right field. Debuted with the Yankees in the dark year of 1966, and briefly became a rookie sensation before petering out -- perhaps the original Kevin Maas or Shane Spencer. Taken by the Kansas City Royals in the 1969 expansion draft, but was traded along with Lou Piniella to the Pilots at the end of spring training. The Tacoma native was the only Seattle-area product to play for the Pilots. Traded to the San Francisco Giants before the 1970 season, and last played in the majors in May of that year. Born May 7, 1943, now 73 years old.

John Gelnar, pitcher. Had a couple of cups of coffee with the Pittsburgh Pirates before being taken by the Pilots in the expansion draft. Stayed with the Pilots/Brewers through 1971, and that was it for him. Born June 25, 1943, now 73 years old.

Dick Simpson, right field. Looked like he had a chance at AL Rookie of the Year with the 1964 Los Angeles Angels, but never looked so good again. Was traded to the defending World Champion St. Louis Cardinals in 1968, but was traded to the Astros before he could win another Pennant. Was traded to the Yankees for the Dooley Womack, then to the Pilots on May 19 for José Vidal. On June 9, he hit a leadoff home run off Mickey Lolich of the Detroit Tigers, but Lolich not only allowed no more runs, but struck out 16 Pilots. Was traded after the season to the San Francisco Giants, didn't make the team in 1970, and his major league career was over. Born July 28, 1943, now 73 years old.

Wayne Comer, outfield. Like Oyler, was a good-field-no-hit member of the Detroit team that nearly won the 1967 Pennant and went all the way in 1968, before being lost to Seattle in the expansion draft. In 1969, he led the AL in double plays participated in by an outfielder, and was 2nd in outfielders' assists.

Returned to the Tigers in 1972, and helped them win the AL East. Became the longtime baseball coach at a high school in the Shenandoah Mountains of Virginia. Born February 3, 1944, now 72 years old.

Mike Ferraro, 3rd base. The former Yankee remained in the Brewers' system, and returned to the majors briefly in 1972. Managed in the Yankees' minor-league system, then was a coach at the major league level from 1979 to 1982, infamously waving home Willie Randolph during the 1980 ALCS when it would have been better to hold him up.

Managed the Indians in 1983 and the Royals in 1986, succeeding Dick Howser, under whom he had coached in both New York and Kansas City. Returned as a Yankee coach, and was the last man to wear Number 44 before it was retired for Reggie Jackson. His most recent job in baseball has been as 3rd base coach for the Baltimore Orioles in 1993. Born August 18, 1944, now 71 years old.

Steve Hovley, right field. Called up in June, and called "Old Tennis Ball Head" because of his long hair, and "Orbie," short for "Orbit," because he seemed spacey to most players. Hit well, and the comments about his hair stopped. Roomed with Bouton, and got on famously with him, for nearly 2 months, until Bouton's trade.

In the Brewers' 1st game in Milwaukee, got 3 of their 4 hits in a 12-0 loss to the California Angels. Was soon traded to the Oakland Athletics, did not appear in the 1971 American League Championship Series, and was traded to the Kansas City Royals, where he played until 1973. Became a plumber, and claims to have not really understood why Ball Four had, or should have, made him famous. Born December 18, 1944, now 71 years old.

Dick Bates, pitcher. Made his only big-league appearance with the Pilots on April 27, 1969, pitching an inning and 2/3rds and allowing 5 runs. Now runs a country club in the Phoenix area. Born October 7, 1945, now 70 years old.

Charles Edward Lockwood Jr., a.k.a. Skip Lockwood, pitcher. Attended Boston's Catholic Memorial High School, starring in baseball and track, and still holds the school record for the 100-meter dash that he set in 1964. Came up for a cup of coffee as a 3rd baseman with the Kansas City Athletics in 1965, but couldn't hit major league pitching. Converted to a pitcher, didn't appear in the majors again until the 1969 Pilots. The last continuously remaining Pilot with the Brewers, traded to the California Angels just before Opening Day in 1974.

Became a decent reliever, and one of the few bright spots for the "Grant's Tomb" Mets of the late 1970s, closing his career in 1980 with his hometown Boston Red Sox. Afterward, went to MIT and got an engineering degree. Also accomplished at that classic New England sport, candlepin bowling. Born August 17, 1946, now 70 years old.

Dick Baney, pitcher. Spent the 1970 through '73 seasons in the minor leagues before returning for a cup of coffee with the Reds in 1974. Worked for his father's contracting business, then went into real estate. Born November 1, 1946, now 69 years old.

Danny Walton, left field. Debuted with the Houston Astros in 1968, then got stuck in the minors until being sent to the Pilots as part of the Tommy Davis trade. Spent 1969, '70 and '71 with the Pilots/Brewers, before finishing the '71 season with the Yankees. Bounced around until 1980, and was never more than a journeyman. Born July 14, 1947, now 69 years old.

Fred Stanley, a.k.a. Chicken, shortstop. A September callup for the Pilots, made the move to Milwaukee, and bounced around before coming to the Yankees in 1973. A reserve shortstop on their 1976 Pennant winners and 1977 and 1978 World Champions, he finished the Bucky Dent Game at 2nd base. A decent fielder, but had a career batting average of .216. (Did Oyler teach him how to play shortstop and how to hit?)

Closed his career with the Oakland Athletics in 1982, making him the last active former Seattle Pilot. Worked many years in the San Francisco Giants' minor-league system, winning a Class A Northwest League Pennant with the 2001 Salem-Keizer Volcanoes. Is now the Giants' Director of Player Development, meaning he's won more World Series rings with the Giants (3) than he did with the Yankees (2). Born August 13, 1947, now 69 years old.

Gary Timberlake, pitcher. A member of the Yankees' minor-league system before being taken in the 1968 expansion draft, his entire major league career consisted of 2 appearances for the Pilots in June 1969. Born August 9, 1948, now 68 years old, the youngest Seattle Pilot.

So that's 53 players, 38 of whom are still alive, 47 years after the one and only season. And 15 who have since died, along with GM Marvin Milkes, manager Joe Schultz, and all his coaches. As Joe himself would say, "Ah, shitfuck."

Bouton began the book by saying, "I'm 30 years old, and I have these dreams." He ended with some very poignant words: "You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and, in the end, it turns out, it was the other way around all the time." Baseball grips you.

Sounds like one of Yakov Smirnoff's Russian jokes. But Bouton was right.

Two of Three In Anaheim, Too Little, Too Late?

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"The Yankees don't pay me to win every day. Just two out of every three." -- Casey Stengel

In this season, the Yankees winning 2 out of 3 the rest of the way may not be enough, thanks to Brian Cashman's transactions and Joe Girardi's idiotic bullpen management.

This past Friday night, the Yankees began a series against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, at Angel Stadium of Anaheim.

If both the team and the stadium are "of Anaheim," which isn't in Los Angeles County, let alone in the City of Los Angeles, does owner Arte Moreno think people in Southern California are stupid, or is he stupid? I don't think he is.

Jered Weaver, brother of Jeff whose gopher ball cost us the 2003 World Series (yes, I'm still bitter), started for the Angels, and Masahiro Tanaka for us. Ronald Torreyes hit his 1st major league home run, and came within a triple of hitting for the cycle. Jacoby Ellsbury hit his 5th home run of the season, and Brian McCann his 16th.

For once, a Yankee starter got much more than he needed. For once, Girardi trusted a Yankee starter to go all the way into the 8th inning. Tanaka was brilliant: No runs, no walks, 5 hits, 9 strikeouts. Ace.

Yankees 7, Angels 0. WP: Tanaka (10-4). No save. LP: Jered Weaver (8-11).

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On Saturday, the Yankees got off to a fast start, with 3 runs in the top of the 1st inning. Gary Sanchez hit a home run, his 6th already. (See? The Yankees had prospects, and a lot closer to reaching the majors than the guys Cashman gutted the bullpen for.) They tacked 2 more runs on in in the 6th.

That was plenty of support for rookie pitcher Luis Cessa (another prospect much closer to the majors than anybody Cashman traded for last month). He pitched 6 innings, 3 hits, no walks, 5 strikeouts. Tyler Clippard pitched a perfect 7th, and Tommy Layne a scoreless 8th. Dellin Betances blew the shutout in the 9th, but only allowed the 1 run.

Yankees 5, Angels 1. WP: Cessa (3-0). No save. LP: Ricky Nolasco (4-11).

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So the Yankees went into Sunday with a chance at a road sweep. It didn't happen. Don't blame the pitching: Chad Green went 6 innings, and allowed just 1 run, on 5 hits, 1 walk and 5 strikeouts; and the much-maligned (with some reason) Anthony Swarzak pitched a perfect 7th.

Adam Warren pitched the 8th. He allowed a run. It shouldn't have mattered. But since the Yankees were trailing 1-0, any further runs would have been devastating. I warned you all that Warren was a bad pickup. He pitched to 1 batter on Friday night, and got him out; but on Sunday afternoon, Girardi trusted him, and...

Well, it really didn't matter, because Jhoulys Chacin kept them off the board, and 3 relievers pitched 3 1/3rd innings of hitless ball, with 2 walks. Starlin Castro and Aaron Hicks each got 2 hits, and Didi Gregorius 1, all singles; Mark Teixeira had a double; and Sanchez, McCann and Brett Gardner drew a walk apiece. That was it. The kind of game the Yankees were losing in April and May.


Angels 2, Yankees 0. WP: Chacin (4-8). SV: Fernando Salas (4). LP: Green (2-3).

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So here's where we stand, with 6 weeks, 39 games, to go in the regular season. In the American League Eastern Division:

Toronto Blue Jays, 70-54
Boston Red Sox, 69-54, half a game behind (even in the loss column)
Baltimore Orioles, 67-56, 2 1/2 back (2)
NEW YORK YANKEES, 63-60, 6 1/2 (6)
Tampa Bay Rays, 52-70, 17 (16)

In the Wild Card race:

Boston Red Sox, 69-54, currently holds the 1st Wild Card spot
Baltimore Orioles, 67-56, currently holds the 2nd Wild Card spot
Seattle Mariners, 66-57, 1 game back (1 in the loss column)
Detroit Tigers, 65-59, 2 1/2 (3)
Houston Astros, 64-60, 3 1/2 (4)
Kansas City Royals, 64-60, 3 1/2 (4)
NEW YORK YANKEES, 63-60, 4 (4)
Chicago White Sox, 59-64, 8 (8)

The fact that there's 4 teams between the Yankees and the Wild Card spots is irrelevant. Only the number of games behind matters.

As I've said, gaining 1 game per week should not be beyond a good team, so you still have a legitimate shot if the number of weeks remaining is greater than the number of games behind. The Yankees are 6 1/2 back, 6 in the loss column, of the Division lead with 6 weeks to play.

To borrow an expression from college basketball's NCAA Tournament, they are on the bubble. Taking 2 of 3 in Anaheim is a good thing, despite the Angels not currently being very good, especially since the Yankees have had such trouble there since that franchise's founding in 1961. But is such a 2 of 3 too little, too late?

Tonight, the Yankees begin a series in Seattle against the Mariners, including their former star 2nd baseman Robinson Cano, former Yankee pitcher Vidal Nuno, pitching coach Mel Stottlemyre Jr.; and bullpen coach Mike "Great Schools In Denver" Hampton. The M's are closer to making the Playoffs than they have been since 2001, the closest they've been since they've had "King" Felix Hernandez. Here are the projected pitching matchups:

* Tonight, 10:10 PM (7:10 local time): Michael Pineda vs. Cody Martin.

* Tomorrow, 10:10 PM: CC Sabathia vs. a starter to be determined.

* Wednesday, 3:40 PM: Tanaka vs. Hisashi Iwakuma.

Come on you Bombers! There's not much room for error left.

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Days until The Arsenal play again: 5, this Saturday, at 10:00 AM U.S. Eastern Time, away to Hertfordshire club Watford. Arsenal's defense redeemed themselves on Saturday against Leicester City, but the offense fell back: 0-0. So the top 2 teams in the League from last season each start this season with a loss and a draw. And the Wenger Out Brigade (WOBs) are as loud and a stupid as ever.

Days until the New York Red Bulls play again: 6, Sunday afternoon at 2:30, home to the New England Revolution. Yesterday, they blew a 2-0 2nd half lead away to their most hated opponent, D.C. United, holding on for a 2-2 draw. (I've tried to tell Red Bull fans: A New York Tri-State Area's arch-rival is always either New England, or Philadelphia, or another Tri-State Area team -- not Washington, D.C. But they don't listen to me.)

Days until the Red Bulls next play a "derby": The same 6. The next game against D.C. United is on Sunday, September 11, at Red Bull Arena. The next game against the Philadelphia Union is on Saturday night, October 1, at Red Bull Arena. There are no further games this regular season against New York City FC, although Metro could face them in the MLS Cup Playoffs.

Days until the U.S. national soccer team plays again: 11, on Friday, September 2, in a CONCACAF Qualifying Match for the 2018 World Cup, away to St. Vincent & the Grenadines. Under 2 weeks. They should win, especially since they took on the best that Latin America had to offer in the Copa America, and reached the Semifinals before being knocked out by Argentina. This will be followed 4 days later by another Qualifier, against Trinidad & Tobago, at EverBank Field, home of the NFL's Jacksonville Jaguars.

Days until Rutgers University plays football again: 12, on Saturday, September 3, away to the University of Washington, in Seattle. Under 2 weeks.

Days until East Brunswick High School plays football again: 18, on Friday, September 9, away to Sayreville, a.k.a. Sewerville. Hell of a place to begin the season, even if the opposition wasn't good -- and, since 1990, they usually have been.


Days until the next Yankees-Red Sox series: 24 on Thursday, September 15, at 7:00 PM, at Fenway Park. A little over 3 weeks. It could be pivotal in the AL East race, more so in the AL Wild Card race.

Days until the New Jersey Devils play again: 52, on Thursday night, October 13, away to the Florida Panthers in the Miami suburb of Sunrise. A litle over 7 weeks. The home opener is 5 days later, on Tuesday night, October 18, against the Anaheim Ducks.

Days until the 2016 Presidential election: 78, on Tuesday, November 8. That's 11 weeks. Make sure you are registered to vote, and then make sure you vote!

Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge Thanksgiving game: 94, on Thursday morning, November 24, at the purple shit pit on Route 9. About 3 months.

Days until the New Jersey Devils play another local rival: 111. Their 1st game this season with the New York Rangers will be on Sunday night, December 11, at Madison Square Garden. Their 1st game this season with the Philadelphia Flyers will be on Thursday night, December 22, at the Prudential Center. By a quirk in the schedule, the New York Islanders, a team they usually play several times a season, don't show up on the slate until Saturday night, February 18, 2017, at the Prudential Center.

Days until The Contract From Hell runs out, and the Yankees no longer have to pay Alex Rodriguez any money: 496, on December 31, 2017. A little over 16 months.


Days until the next Winter Olympics begins in Pyeongchang, Korea: 536, on February 9, 2018. Under 18 months.

Days until the next World Cup kicks off in Russia: 661, on June 14, 2018. Under 2 years, or under 22 months. The U.S. team will probably qualify for it, but with Jurgen Klinsmann as manager, particularly in competitive matches such as World Cup Qualifiers, rather than in friendlies, you never know.

Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Mariano Rivera: January 9, 2019. A little under 2 1/2 years, a little over 29 months.

Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Derek Jeter: January 8, 2020. A little under 3 1/2 years, a little over 41 months.

Days until the next Summer Olympics begins in Tokyo, Japan: 1,432, on July 24, 2020. Under 4 years, or 48 months.

How to Be a Yankee Fan In Kansas City -- 2016 Edition

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Next Monday, the Yankees head to Kansas City to play the Royals.

Going to Kansas City.
Kansas City, here I come.
They got some crazy little women there
and I’m a-gonna get me one.


Jerry Lieber and Mike Stoller wrote that tune back in the 1950s, and it’s been recorded by a lot of people. It hit Number 1 for Wilbert Harrison in 1959.

It doesn't say anything about baseball, though. Until recently, the Royals had a very spotty history -- they didn't make the Playoffs for 28 seasons (1986 to 2013), and in 58 seasons of Major League Baseball (13 for the A's, 1955-67; 45 for the Royals, 1969-2013), the city had been in the postseason just 7 times.

That changed in 2014, as they won one of the American League's Wild Card slots, won the Pennant for the 1st time since their 1985 World Championship, took the San Francisco Giants to the 9th inning of Game 7 of the World Series, won another Pennant last year, and reaped the rewards of the Mets embarrassing themselves in the World Series to take their 1st title in 30 years.

Kansas City has quite a fascinating baseball history, and should still be regarded as a good baseball town.

Before You Go. Check the Kansas City Star website for the weather forecast before you go. (The rival Kansas City Times stopped publishing in 1990.) K.C. can get really hot in the summer, and late August could be brutal. The daylight temperature will be in the high 80s on Monday and the low 80s on Tuesday and Wednesday. Nighttime temperatures should be in the high 60s throughout.

In this case, however, the heat won't be the only problem: Thunderstorms are being predicted for late Monday and early Tuesday -- (possibly delaying or postponing the Monday game. Tuesday or Wednesday may end up featuring a day/night, separate-admissions doubleheader.

Kansas City is in the Central Time Zone, an hour behind New York and New Jersey. Adjust your timepieces accordingly.

Tickets. In spite of being defending World Champions and winning back-to-back Pennants, and also in spite of recent renovations to the 43-year-old Kauffman Stadium, the Royals are averaging 32,674 fans per home game this season -- about 86 percent of capacity, but also about 800 less than last season. What this means for a fan visiting Kansas City is that you can pretty much walk up to the ticket booth on the day of the game and buy any seat you can afford.

Dugout Boxes run $65, Dugout Plaza $58, Field Boxes $47, Field Plaza $38, Loge seats $40, Outfield Boxes $33, Hy-Vee Boxes (these and all after them are upper deck) $20, and Hy-Vee View $18.

Getting There. Kansas City's Crown Center is 1,194 road miles from New York's Times Square, and it's 1,190 miles from Yankee Stadium to Kauffman Stadium. Knowing this, your first reaction is going to be to fly out there.

Round-trip on American Airlines, while changing planes in Chicago, can be under $700 round-trip. If you want non-stop, you can fly United, and it'll be more like $750. When you do get there, the 129 bus takes you from Kansas City Mid-Continent Airport to downtown in under an hour, so that’s convenient.

Bus? Not a good idea. Greyhound runs 6 buses a day between Port Authority and Kansas City, and only 2 of them are without changes in Pennsylvania (possibly in Philadelphia, possibly in Harrisburg). The total time is about 29 hours, and costs $198 round-trip. The Greyhound terminal is at 1101 Troost Avenue, at E. 11th Street. Number 25 bus to downtown.

Train? Amtrak sends the Lake Shore Limited out of Penn Station at 3:40 PM Eastern Time, to Union Station in Chicago at 9:45 AM Central Time. Then you have to switch to the Southwest Chief– the modern version of the Santa Fe Railroad’s Chicago-to-Los Angeles Super Chief, the train that, along with his Cherokee heritage, gave 1950s Yankee pitcher Allie Reynolds his nickname. The Southwest Chief leaves Chicago at 3:00 PM, and arrives at Union Station in K.C. at 10:11 PM, meaning you would need to leave New York on Saturday afternoon to get there Sunday night, in order to attend the entire series. Round trip fare is $374. K.C.'s Union Station is at Pershing Road and Main Street. Take the MAX bus to get downtown.

If you decide to drive, it's far enough that it will help to get someone to go with you and split the duties, and to trade off driving and sleeping. You'll need to get on the New Jersey Turnpike, and take Interstate 78 West across New Jersey, and at Harrisburg get on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, which at this point will be both I-70 and I-76. When the two Interstates split outside Pittsburgh, stay on I-70 west. You'll cross the northern tip of West Virginia, and go all the way accross Ohio (through Columbus), Indiana (through Indianapolis), Illinois and very nearly Missouri (through the northern suburbs of St. Louis). In Missouri, Exit 9 will be for the Sports Complex. But you'd be crazy to come all this way and not get a hotel, so you'll get a decent night's sleep, so take I-70 right into downtown.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and 15 minutes in New Jersey, 5 hours in Pennsylvania, 15 minutes in West Virginia, 3 hours and 45 minutes in Ohio, 2 hours and 30 minutes in Indiana, 2 hours and 30 minutes in Illinois, and 4 hours and 15 minutes in Missouri before you reach the exit for your hotel. That’s going to be nearly 21 and a half hours. Counting rest stops, preferably 7 of them, and accounting for traffic in both New York and Kansas City, it should be about 28 hours.

Once In the City. Kansas City, founded in 1838 and named for the Kanza tribe of Native Americans who lived there, is one of the smallest cities in the major leagues, with just 460,000 people, and one of the smallest metropolitan areas, with 2.4 million -- indeed, if you rank the 30 MLB markets (remembering to divide New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and San Francisco in half, although the fandom doesn't really break that way), only Cincinnati and Milwaukee have smaller markets.

Kansas City is set on the confluence of the Missouri and Kansas rivers, and on the Missouri/Kansas State Line. Kansas City, Kansas is a separate city with about 140,000 people, and is known locally as KCK, while the more familiar city is KCMO. As for KCMO, Main Street runs north-south and divides Kansas City addresses between East and West, while the north-south addresses start at 1 at the Missouri River. Famously (or infamously), prior to the Civil Rights Act of 1964, Kansas City was segregated: North of 27th Street was white, south of it was black.

The base fare for buses and light rail is $1.50, though to go to the Missouri suburbs or KCK it's doubled to $3.00. A 3-day pass is $10. The sales tax in Missouri is 4.225 percent, but it more than doubles to 8.475 within Kansas City.
The Kansas City Streetcar light rail system

Going In. The Harry S Truman Sports Complex, including Kauffman Stadium (known as Royals Stadium from 1973 until the 1993 death of founder-owner-pharmaceutical titan Ewing M. Kauffman) and Arrowhead Stadium, home of the NFL's Kansas City Chiefs and site of a 2001 U.S. soccer team win over Costa Rica, is 8 miles southeast of downtown Kansas City, at the intersection of Interstates 70 and 435, still in the city but on the suburban edge of it.
The official address is 1 Royal Way. You don’t have to worry about the ballpark being in a bad neighborhood: It’s not in any neighborhood. Parking costs $11.

Public transportation is not much of an option. In fact, aside from Arlington, Texas, this may be the most unfriendly ballpark in the majors for those without a car. The Number 28 bus will drop you off at 35th Street South and Blue Ridge Cutoff, and then it's a one-mile walk down the Cutoff, over I-70, to the ballpark. The Number 47 bus will drop you off a little closer, on the Cutoff at 40th Terrace, about half a mile away.

Most fans will enter by the spiral walkways behind home plate, a holdover from the 1960s sports stadium architecture that also befell Giants Stadium, among others.
The ballpark faces northeast, and if you're old enough to remember those Yankees-Royals Playoffs from 1976 to 1980, you'll notice some differences. For one thing, the field, then artificial and a very pale green, is now all-natural grass and a much deeper green. For another, the red seats that you might remember as horribly clashing with the artificial turf and the Royals blue & white uniforms are gone, replaced by navy blue – or, should I say, "Royal blue."
John Jordan "Buck" O'Neil, longtime 1st baseman and later manager of the Kansas City Monarchs of the Negro Leagues, remained in Kansas City after his retirement until his death in 2006. Starting with the 2007 season, the Royals have chosen for every game "a person who embodies the spirit of Buck O'Neil," selected from community nominees, to sit in what had been the free seat they provided for him. The Buck O'Neil Legacy Seat is located behind home plate in Section 127, Row C, Seat 9.
A revamped version of the old big crown scoreboard is in center field, and so is the Water Spectacular, the fountains that remain the stadium's most famous feature.
The park's outfield distances have never changed: 330 feet to the poles, 387 to the power alleys, and 410 to center. This means the park has traditionally favored pitchers and, due to its distances and (formerly) artificial turf, contact hitters and speedsters. Mike Trout has hit the park's longest home run, with a 489-foot drive in 2014, surpassing Bo Jackson's 475-foot shot in 1986.

With the carpet replaced by real grass, the Royals' go-go-go game of the 1976-85 era is reduced, although the franchise was in decline well before the switchover to grass in 1995. Seating capacity is currently listed as 37,903, pushable to 40,933 with standing room.

Food. Kansas City has a reputation for great barbecue, and "The K" has that, and some other good food items. Royals All-Star Barbecue is behind Sections 221 (3rd base) and 422 (Upper Deck behind home plate). The .390 Bar & Grill (named for George Brett’s 1980 batting average) is in the upper deck on the 3rd base side.

Blue Moose Sausage Emporium is under the right field stands. Boulevard Brewing Company is behind 223. Boulevard Pub is at 230. The Captain Morgan Bar is at 420. Crown Classics (presumably the usual ballpark fare with a team-themed name) are all over the place. Dugout Dog House stands are behind 208 and 247. Farmland Grill is at 239. There are several Hot Corner Grills and FryWorks stands. There are 4 Hostess Sweet Spot stands (Deep-fried Twinkies, perhaps?), Mexican-themed KC Cantina Cart at 224 and 232, an Irish Pub (no cutesy faux-Hibernian name) at 218 and 237, German-themed Leinenkugel's Leinie Lodge at 412 and Nutty Bavarian at 213 and 242, and – brace yourselves, Yankee Fans – the Pine Tar Pub in the outfield corners.

According to a recent Thrillist article on the best food at each big-league ballpark, the best food at Kauffman Stadium isn't anything barbecue-related -- the author, Wil Fulton, said, "We know, 'blasphemy,''heresy,''we'll burn for this,' blah, blah, blah. Hear us out" -- but Belfonte Ice Cream, which, like the Royals, began operation in 1969. Considering how hot the weather (and the barbecued meats) are, they may have a point. It's available all over the stadium.

Team History Displays. The Royals have their championship flags on poles in the outfield: 1985 and 2015 World Champions; 1980 and 2014 American League Champions; 1976, 1977, 1978, 1984 AL Western Division Champions.
Their retired numbers have been moved from the crown scoreboard to the left field corner, above the Royals Hall of Fame: 5, George Brett, 3rd base, 1973-93; 10, Dick Howser, manager, 1981-86 (also former Yankee infielder, coach and 1980 manager); 20, Frank White, 2nd base, 1973-90.
Besides Brett, White and Howser, those included in the Hall are: Team founders-owners Ewing and Muriel Kauffman, general manager Joe Burke, chief scout Art Stewart, manager Whitey Herzog; pitchers Steve Busby, Dennis Leonard, Paul Splittorff, Larry Gura, Dan Quisenberry, Bret Saberhagen, Kevin Appier, Mark Gubicza and Jeff Montgomery; 1st baseman John Mayberry Sr.; 2nd baseman Octavio "Cookie" Rojas; shortstop Freddie Patek; outfielders Amos Otis and Willie Wilson; catcher Mike Sweeney; DH Hal McRae; broadcaster Denny Matthews; and groundskeeper George Toma. The outside of this Hall, in left field, includes statues of the Kauffmans, the retired number players, and Buck O'Neil -- more about him in a moment.
The Kauffmans' statue

Splittorff was also a Royals broadcaster before his death in 2011. Toma, a.k.a. "The Sod God," has worked for Kansas City sports teams since the 1950s, including the A's, and was recommended by Chiefs founder-owner Lamar Hunt to prepare the field for Super Bowl I, where the Chiefs lost to the Green Bay Packers at the Los Angeles Coliseum. The NFL was so impressed with this AFL groundskeeper that he was kept on, and while he retired from active work in 1999, at age 87, he still oversees the work at Kauffman and Arrowhead, and is one of a few people to have been at all 50 Super Bowls.
The Sod God

He also took care of Arrowhead's newly-planted real grass for the 1994 World Cup, and was imported for the Olympics by Los Angeles in 1984 and Atlanta in 1996. The oddity is that, as good as he was with grass, for over 20 years he was working with artificial turf at both Kansas City stadiums.

Beginning with the 2007 season, the Royals had a red seat placed in the stadium amongst the all-blue seats behind home plate to honor John "Buck" O'Neil, the star 1st baseman and manager for the city's long-ago Negro League team, the Kansas City Monarchs. One person is selected every game from community nominees to sit in that seat, formerly Buck's season-ticket seat. Previously, it was Section 101, Row C, Seat 1. Due to the renovations and section renumbering in 2009, the seat number is now Section 127, Seat 9, Row C.

Note that the Royals were named after Kansas City's annual American Royal Livestock Show. It has nothing to do with either the Monarchs or the downtown Crown Center complex.

Brett, and Satchel Paige and James "Cool Papa" Bell of the Monarchs, were named to The Sporting News' 100 Greatest Baseball Players in 1999. Brett was Kansas City's choice in the DHL Hometown Heroes poll in 2006.

Stuff. The Royals Majestic Team Store is located at Gate C, behind home plate. The usual items that can be found at a souvenir store can be found there. I suppose this could include crowns with the KC logo on them.

Books about the Royals are not exactly well-known outside the K.C. area. Their Hall of Fame (Cooperstown and Kansas City) broadcaster Denny Matthews wrote Tales from the Royals Dugout, but that's probably the closest you're going to get to an inside story about the club. Jeff and Jeffrey Spivak, father and son, wrote a 25th Anniversary retrospective, Crowning the Kansas City Royals: Remember the 1985 World Series Champs; and Sara Gilbert (not the Roseanne actress, now a panelist on CBS’ The Talk) wrote The Story of the Kansas City Royals, which takes the franchise from its 1969 beginning to the 2006 season.

The 2015 title resulted in some books, including Matt Fulks' and Dayton Moore's Taking the Crown: The Kansas City Royals' Amazing 2015 Season; and a children's version, Jason Sivewright's and Kevin Howdeshell's The Year a Royal Dream Came True.

There is, as yet, no Essential Games of the Kansas City Royals (or Essential Games of Royals/Kauffman Stadium), but the official 1985 and 2015 World Series highlight film packages are available.

During the Game. A recent Thrillist article on "Baseball's Most Intolerable Fans" ranks the Royals 19th, putting them in the "more tolerable" half:

It's hard not to be a little bit happy for the Royals, what with their interminably long stretch of bleakness followed by consecutive World Series appearances, including winning the damn thing last year. It finally worked! But be warned -- winning has a tendency to breed obnoxiousness, and they're already exhibiting some of those "aw shucks, aren't we just the best" symptoms trademarked by another Missouri team.

That, of course, refers to the St. Louis Cardinals. Royals fans don't like the Cardinals.

Because of their Great Plains/Heartland image, Royals fans like a "family atmosphere." Therefore, while they hate the Yankees more than they hate their Central Division opponents Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit and Minnesota, and their former Western Division rivals in Oakland and Anaheim, they will not directly antagonize you. At least, they won’t initiate it. But don't call them rednecks, hicks or sheep-shaggers. And don't say anything unkind about George Brett. Sure, he deserves it, but what's the point? He can't hurt you anymore; his supporters, theoretically, can.

The Tuesday night game will be T-Shirt night, with the 1st 10,000 fans getting Royals T-shirts. The Wednesday night game will be Irish Heritage Night.

The Royals hold auditions for National Anthem singers, rather than having a regular. They have a mascot, Sluggerrr, a lion (royal, king of the jungle) with a crown on his head. (Why the 3 R's, I don’t know, maybe he encourages kids with the legendary "Three R's: Reading, 'Riting and 'Rithmetic." I didn't make those up, and neither did the Royals.) From his page on the Royals’ site:

Height: 7'0".  (That may be his actual height, but it may also be a nod to Interstate 70.) Weight: Muscle weighs more than fat. Position: King of the Jungle. Bats: Doesn't remember, "It's been a while since I was a designated hitter." Throws: Hot Dogs, T-shirts, and visiting fans out of the park! Steals: Cotton candy, peanuts, and sometimes popcorn. Favorite Food: Cardinal Wings, Filet O' Mariner, Rays Soup, Tiger Steak, Oriole Sandwich, Blue Jay Bites.

Steals popcorn? Shades of Don Mattingly. No mention of Yankee Bean Soup among his favorite foods? Sorry, Sluggerrr: No soup for you!
Sluggerrr also manged to cuckold Mr. Met
during the 2015 World Series.

The Royals do a takeoff on the Milwaukee Brewers' Sausage Race, with a "Heinz Condiment Race," featuring Ketchup, Mustard and Relish. They don't play a song after "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during the 7th stretch, but in the middle of the 8th inning, they play "Friends in Low Places" by Oklahoma native and Royals fan Garth Brooks. They do not appear to have a postgame victory song. Perhaps, to welcome people to the ticket windows before the game, they should play "Come to My Window" by Leavenworth, Kansas native and Royals fan Melissa Etheridge.

Starting in the 2014 season, in a reflection of the Chicago Cubs and their W flag on the scoreboard, the Royals have placed a W on the Hall of Fame wall after every win.

After the Game. Since the sports complex is not in any neighborhood, let alone a bad one, you should be safe after a game, day or night. As I said, leave the home fans alone, and they'll probably leave you alone.

Chappell's Restaurant & Sports Museum, not really a museum but with a huge memorabilia collection, has been called the best sports bar in town. 323 Armour Rd., at Erie St, 11 miles northeast of the sports complex, and 5 miles north of downtown. 

If you want to be around other New Yorkers, I'm sorry to say that I can find no listings for where they tend to gather. Even those sites that show where expatriate NFL fans watch games in cities other than their own came up short.

Sidelights. Kansas City's sports history is a bit uneven. When the Royals and Chiefs have been good, they’ve been exceptional. But they've also had long stretches of mediocrity. Still, there are some local sites worth checking out.

* Site of Municipal Stadium. This single-decked, 17,000-seat ballpark was built as Muehlebach Field in 1923, by George Muehlebach, who also owned the beer and the hotel that bore his name, and the American Association's Kansas City Blues. It hosted the Blues' Pennants in 1929, 1938, 1952 and 1953 – the last 3 as a farm club of the Yankees. (They'd previously won Pennants in 1888, 1890, 1898 and 1901, for a total of 8 Pennants -- or 6 more than the A's and Royals combined in nearly 60 years thus far.) Future Yankee legends Phil Rizzuto (Sporting News Minor League Player of the Year in 1940) and Mickey Mantle (1951) played for this club at this ballpark.
The Kansas City Monarchs of the Negro Leagues also played at Muehlebach, renamed Ruppert Stadium for the Yankees' owner in 1937 and Blues Stadium in 1943. They won 13 Pennants there from 1923 to 1955, including 3 straight, 1923-25, and 4 straight, 1939-42.

Hall-of-Famers Satchel Paige, Willard Brown and Hilton Smith were their biggest stars, although it should be noted that, while he played with them in the 1945 season, Jackie Robinson was, at the time, not considered as much of a baseball prospect some of the other players who were thought of as potential "first black players," like Paige, Monte Irvin and Larry Doby; it was his competitiveness and his temperament, as much as his talent, that got Brooklyn Dodgers president Branch Rickey interested in him. And in a travesty, Monarchs legend Buck O’Neil has never been elected to the Hall of Fame. The Monarchs had to leave after the 1955 season, because of the arrival of the A's.

In 1954, the Philadelphia Athletics were sold to trucking company owner Arnold Johnson, and he moved the club to Kansas City, where his pal Del Webb, co-owner of the Yankees, had his construction company put an upper deck on what was renamed Municipal Stadium, raising the capacity to 35,020.
Thanks to the Webb-Johnson friendship, a lot of trades went back and forth (including Billy Martin out there in 1957 and Roger Maris to New York in the 1959-60 off-season), and it was joked that Kansas City was still a Yankee farm club. When Johnson died during spring training in 1960, insurance magnate Charles O. Finley bought the club, and he put a stop to that.
Finley was convinced that the reason the Yankees won all those Pennants was the 296-foot right field foul pole at the old Yankee Stadium, and so he brought the fence at Municipal in to 296 feet – though reaching back to its former 353-foot pole, thus obeying the letter of the law that said that all parks entering the majors had to be at least 325 feet to the poles. (This rule has notably not been enforced every time: The new Yankee Stadium maintained the outfield distances that the old one had in its last years, and Baltimore's Camden Yards, opened well after the 1958 debut of the rule, is 318 feet to right.) Commissioner Ford Frick ruled that what Finley called the "KC Pennant Porch," with a small bleacher between the old and new fences, was illegal. So Finley scaled it back to 325 feet at its closest point, making it the "KC One-Half Pennant Porch."
Finley also debuted some of his promotional shenanigans at Municipal, including Harvey the Rabbit, a Bugs Bunny lookalike that mechanically popped out of home plate to deliver fresh baseballs to the plate umpire.

But Finley wanted a new ballpark, and Kansas City wouldn't give it to him. It's not that they didn't support big-league ball, it's that they couldn't stand him. After flirting with Atlanta, Louisville, Dallas, New Orleans and Denver, he moved the team out of Kansas City in 1967, leading Senator Stuart Symington of Missouri to say, "Oakland, California just became the luckiest city since Hiroshima."

Despite being from the St. Louis side of the State, Symington lobbied Major League Baseball for a replacement team in K.C., and MLB granted an expansion franchise to Ewing Kauffman, to start play in 1969. Symington was invited to throw out the first ball at the first Royals home game. For the new team, with Kauffman rather than Finley as owner, the city built a new park. The Royals moved out after the 1972 season. Neither the Royals nor the A's ever came close to October while playing there.

The Chiefs began playing at Municipal Stadium in 1963, won AFL Championships in 1966 and 1969 (in addition to their 1962 title as the Dallas Texans), won Super Bowl IV, and played their last game there on Christmas Day 1971, a double-overtime loss to the Miami Dolphins that is still the longest game in NFL history. And Finley convinced Brian Epstein to let the Beatles play there, on September 17, 1964, their only concert in Kansas City. (Having covered the song "Kansas City," of course, they played it that night.)

The U.S. soccer team played Bermuda at Municipal Stadium on November 2, 1968, and won. The attendance was 2,265. That gives you an idea of how far U.S. soccer has come.

The stadium was torn down in 1976, and a housing development named Monarch Manor going up on the site. 2123 Brooklyn Avenue, near the 18th and Vine district that was the home of Kansas City jazz, making it a favorite of the Monarchs players. The legendary Arthur Bryant’s barbecue restaurant is 4 blocks away at 1727 Brooklyn Avenue. Number 123 bus.

* Negro Leagues Baseball Museum and American Jazz Museum. Founded by Buck O'Neil and some friends, this museum "tells the other side of the story." As Buck himself said, the pre-1947 all-white major leagues called themselves "Organized Baseball," but, "We were organized." The museum's lobby features statues of several Negro League legends, including Paige, Josh Gibson, Buck Leonard and Oscar Charleston – having played for the Monarchs was by no means a requirement for that.
Buck and his statue at the museum

The Negro Leagues were a sometimes dignified, sometimes willingly silly, and very successful response to the color bar. But the raiding of their rosters, with no regard to contracts and thus no money changing hands, by the white majors from 1947 onward, was the beginning of the end. But Buck O’Neil had the right perspective, as he said in Ken Burns' Baseball miniseries: "Happy. Happy... Of course, it meant the death of our baseball, but who cared? Who cared?" The owners of the Negro League teams cared. Other than that...

1616 E. 18th Street. The same building is home to the American Jazz Museum, which includes a working jazz club, the Blue Room. Number 108 bus. The Museum is 5 blocks west of Arthur Bryant's, and a short walk from the site of Municipal Stadium – neither of these facts is a coincidence.

* Municipal Auditorium. Built in 1935 in the Art Deco style then common to public buildings (especially in New York), it replaced the Convention Hall that was across the street, which hosted the 1900 Democratic Convention which nominated William Jennings Bryan for President (and at which a 16-year-old Harry S Truman served as a page) and the 1928 Republican Convention that nominated Herbert Hoover.

The arena seats 7,316 people, but for special events can be expanded to 10,721. The NCAA hosted what would later be called the Final Four here in 1940 (Indiana over Kansas), '41 (Wisconsin over Washington State), '42 (Stanford over Dartmouth, '53 (Indiana over Kansas), '54 (Tom Gola's La Salle over Bradley), '55  (Bill Russell's San Francisco over Gola's LaSalle), '57 (North Carolina over Kansas, Wilt Chamberlain losing in triple overtime), '61 (Cincinnati over Ohio State's defending champs, including Jerry Lucas and John Havlicek) and '64 (John Wooden starting his UCLA dynasty by beating Duke and completing an undefeated season with Walt Hazzard and Gail Goodrich).

The NBA's Kansas City Kings played their 1972-73 and 1973-74 home games here after moving from Cincinnati – having to change their name because Kansas City already had a team called the Royals. An accident at the Kemper Arena forced the Kings to move back to the Auditorium for a few games in the 1979-80 season. The basketball team at the University of Missouri at Kansas City (UMKC) played their home games here from its opening until they opened an on-campus arena in 2010.

Elvis Presley sang there as a new national star on May 24, 1956, and as an entertainment legend on November 15, 1971 and June 29, 1974. The 2nd Presidential Debate of 1984 was held there. This is where Ronald Reagan joked about his age and experience compared to Walter Mondale's, then gave a closing statement that made him look like the Alzheimer's he was later diagnosed with was already in effect. 301 W. 13th Street. Pretty much any downtown bus will get you close.

* Kemper Arena. Built in 1974, it immediately began hosting 2 major league sports teams – neither of which lasted very long. The NBA's Kansas City Kings played here until 1985, when they moved to Sacramento. The NHL's Kansas City Scouts were the ne plus ultra– or should that be ne minus ultra? – of expansion teams, lasting only 2 seasons before moving in 1976 to become the Colorado Rockies, and then again in 1982 to become the New Jersey Devils. A few minor league hockey teams have played here since, but its only current tenant is the American Royal show.

In the Kings' final season, they hosted the Knicks in a game that resulted in one of the most frustrating injuries in NBA history, Knick star Bernard King jumping for a rebound and tearing up his knee. I'll never forget watching on TV and hearing him yell, "Oh, damn! Oh, damn!" and then crumpling to the floor, repeatedly slapping it with his hand. Bernard did play again, and well, but a great career turned into a what-might-have-been. But that wasn'’t the worst injury here, and I don't mean the 1979 roof damage, either: This was where professional wrestler Owen Hart was killed in an accident on May 23, 1999.

Kemper was also the last building seating under 20,000 people to host a Final Four, hosting the 50th Anniversary edition in 1988, in which the University of Kansas, led by Danny Manning, upset heavily favored Oklahoma. In fact, KU made the 40-mile trip from Lawrence many times, creating an atmosphere that got the place nicknamed Allen Fieldhouse East, a name they have now transplanted to the Sprint Center. They went 80-24 at Kemper, including the 1988 title game.

The 1976 Republican Convention was held there, nominating Gerald Ford. Elvis sang there on April 21, 1976 and, in one of his last concerts, June 18, 1977. 1800 Genesee Street, at American Royal Drive, a block from the Missouri-Kansas State Line. Number 12 bus.

* Sprint Center. This arena opened in 2007, with the idea of bringing the NBA or NHL back to Kansas City. (The arena builders appear not to care which one they get, but with K.C. being a "small market," they'll be lucky to get one, and will not get both.) It almost got the Pittsburgh Penguins, before a deal to build the Consol Energy Center was finalized. It was also being considered for the New York Islanders, before they cut a deal to move to the Barclays Center in Brooklyn.

For basketball, it seats 18,555; for hockey, 17,752. For the moment, no teams, major- or minor-league, play here regularly, although has hosted college basketball: KU games, the Big 12 Tournament, NCAA Tournament games. 1407 Grand Boulevard, at W. 14th Street. Number 57 or MAX bus from downtown.

On May 12, 2014, the New York Times printed a story that shows NBA fandom by ZIP Code, according to Facebook likes. You would think that, being between Chicago and Oklahoma City, with no team in St. Louis, the Kansas City area would be divided between Bulls and Thunder fans. Instead, the distance is so great (509 miles from Sprint Center to United Center, 349 miles to whatever OKC's arena is called now, and 475 miles to Indiana's Bankers Life Fieldhouse), that they divide up their fandom among the "cool" teams: The Bulls, the Los Angeles Lakers and the Miami Heat. (As yet, there is no hockey version.)

The closest NHL team to Kansas City is the St. Louis Blues, 249 miles away. The Kansas City metropolitan area's population would rank it 24th in the NBA, and 23rd in the NHL.

* Children's Mercy Park‎. The new home of Major League Soccer's Sporting Kansas City, formerly the Kansas City Wizards, has also hosted 4 games by the U.S. soccer team. All were wins until July 13, 2015, the most recent USMNT contest there, a 1-1 draw with Panama in the Group Stage of the CONCACAF Gold Cup. It hosted the 2013 MLS Cup Final, which SKC won.

It is across the State Line in Kansas City, Kansas. Seating 18,467, it is at State Aveune & France Family Drive, with the ballpark for the independent baseball team the Kansas City T-Bones, the Kansas Speedway racetrack, and the Legends Shopping Mall all adjacent. Number 57 bus, transferring to Number 101 bus.

* Museums. Kansas City has 2 prominent art museums. The Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art is K.C.'s "Metropolitan Museum of Art," 3 miles north of downtown, at 4525 Oak Street, in Southmoreland Park. And their "Museum of Modern Art" is the Kemper Museum of Contemporary Art, 2 blocks away, at 4420 Warwick Boulevard at 45th Street. Both can be reached by the Number 57 bus.

Kansas City is still, in a way, Harry Truman's town. The 33rd President, serving from April 12, 1945 to January 20, 1953, was born in nearby Lamar, and grew up in nearby Independence. He opened his Presidential Library and Museum in 1957, and frequently hosted events there until a household accident in 1964 pretty much ended his public life.

Upon his death in 1972, he was buried in the Library’s courtyard; his wife Bess, born Elizabeth Wallace, followed him in 1982, at age 97, to date the oldest former First Lady; and their only child, Margaret Truman Daniel, was laid to rest there in 2008. Currently, the Library is run by his only grandchild, Clifton Truman Daniel.

500 West U.S. Highway 24, Independence. Number 24X bus to Osage & White Oak Streets, and then 4 blocks north on Osage and 3 blocks west on Route 24. The Truman Home – actually the Wallace House, as Bess’ family always owned it – is nearby at 219 N. Delaware Street. Same bus.

Just west of the Crown Center is the Liberty Memorial, including the National World War I Museum, honoring the 1914-18 conflict that was then frequently called "The Great War" (accurate) and "The War to End All Wars" (not accurate, as it turned out). 100 West 26th Street.

There aren't a whole lot of tall buildings: One Kansas City Place, at 1200 Main Street, is the tallest in the State, at 624 feet, but only one other building is over 500 feet. The Kansas City Power & Light Building, at 1330 Baltimore Street, and the twin-towered 909 Walnut were built in the early 1930s and are the city's tallest classic buildings.

If you want to copy the song "Kansas City," and be "standing on the corner, 12th Street and Vine," you're out of luck: Due to urban renewal, it no longer exists. There is, however, a park with a plaque roughly where it was.

There haven't been many TV shows set in Kansas City. By far the most notable was Malcolm & Eddie, the 1996-2000 UPN sitcom that starred Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Eddie Griffin (a KCMO native). But the show was taped in Los Angeles and did no location shots, so if you're a fan of that show, there's nothing in Kansas City to show you.

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Kansas City is a great American city, almost literally in the center of this great country. And its citizens, and the people who come from hundreds of miles around to see the Royals and Chiefs, love their sports. It's well worth saving up to check it out.

Girardi, Pineda, Bullpen Blow the Sanchez Show

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The Yankees should have won last night's series opener in Seattle against the Mariners. After all, they got what should have been enough runs.

But they sure didn't get enough pitching. Michael Pineda started, and the Yankees gave him a 2-0 lead going into the bottom of the 4th inning, thanks to home runs by rookie sensation Gary Sanchez and Starlin Castro. But Pineda couldn't hold it, and the inning ended 3-2 Mariners.

The rest of the game was essentially a rerun. In the top of the 6th, the Yankees retook the lead, thanks to home runs by Sanchez and Castro. Sanchez already has 8 home runs in the brief time he's been up, Castro 17 in this 1st season as a Yankee.

But, again, Pineda couldn't hold it. The leadoff batter in the bottom of the 6th was former Yankee Robinson Cano, and he singled. Pineda got Nelson Cruz to pop up, but he walked Kyle Seager to put the tying runs on base.

Joe Girardi did the right thing, and took Pineda out of the game. But then he did some serious Joe Girardi-ing: He brought Tommy Layne in to pitch to Adam Lind, and it worked: Lind popped up, and the infield fly rule was called. Layne got the out.

But instead of leaving Layne in to pitch to the next batter, Mike Zunino, he took Layne out, in favor of Anthony Swarzak. Why? Because Layne and Linda are both lefthanded, and Zunino and Swarzak are both righthanded.

Any manager who uses his brain would have left Layne in. But Girardi uses that damned binder of his, and with a full count, Zunino crushed a home run to right field, turning 5-3 Yankees into 6-5 Mariners.

I could blame Swarzak, but the truth is that Swarzak wouldn't have been in there if Girardi had a goddamned clue! He doesn't!

The game was essentially over right there. The Mariners tacked another run on in the 8th, to make the final Mariners 7, Yankees 5. WP: Nick Vincent (3-3). SV: Edwin Diaz (10). LP: Swarzak (1-2).

The series continues tonight, though without much point for the Yankees, as Girardi (and general manager Brian Cashman) have thrown a decent shot at the Playoffs away. CC Sabathia starts for the Yankees tonight, Taijuan Walker for the M's.

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In other baseball news, the Texas Rangers dumped Josh Hamilton for the 2nd time today. From 2008 to 2011, he was a great redemption story. But his relapses with alcohol and cocaine from 2012 onward, coupled with his injuries from 2014 onward and his infamous performance with the Los Angeles Angels in the 2014 American League Division Series against the Kansas City Royals, have tarnished him, perhaps to the point of no return.

He was the hero (but not the winner) of the 2008 Home Run Derby at the old Yankee Stadium, and the AL Most Valuable Player in 2010, powering the Rangers past the Yankees in the AL Championship Series, partly due to Girardi trusting the pathetic Boone Logan in not 1 but 2 lefty-on-lefty situations that resulted in long home runs.

Now, he has a .290 lifetime batting average, and exactly 200 home runs. He didn't reach the major leagues until he was 26, was a star from 27 to 32, and, at 35, may well be done.
People, especially in sports, love to give a fallen hero a second chance. They tend not to give a third. It goes from, "You disappointed us, but we still have faith in you" to, "You let us down. Again. Just go away, already! We don't want to see you anymore!"

Unless, of course, you're Alex Rodriguez. Some Yankee Fans would like to give him yet another chance.

There is a difference here, though: The drugs Josh Hamilton has been ingesting are most definitely not enhancing his performance.

Girardi Trusts CC & Layne, Yanks Win

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Last night, at Safeco Field, the Yankees bounced back against the Seattle Mariners. It was 1-1 after 4 innings, but in the top of the 5th, Jacoby Ellsbury hit a 2-run homer to make it 3-1 New York. The Yankees tacked on another run in the 6th.

That was all CC Sabathia needed. The Big Fella turned back the clock, and Joe Girardi actually let him pitch 7 full innings, in which he allowed just 1 run on 3 hits and a walk, striking out 7. Aside from an RBI triple by Leonys Martin in the 3rd, he was partying like it was 2009 -- minus the booze.

Girardi also trusted lefthanded reliever Tommy Layne to pitch an entire inning, not just to 1 lefty batter, and he pitched a perfect 8th. The Yanks got an insurance run in the 9th, and Dellin Betances closed it out.

Yankees 5, Mariners 1. WP: Sabathia (8-10). No save, as the Yanks led by 4 runs when Betances took over. Had that run not scored, he would have gotten a save. LP: Taijuan Walker (4-8).

So, Joe Girardi, the moral of the story is "Throw away the binder, and trust your pitchers."

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The Yankees are 7 games behind both the Boston Red Sox and the Toronto Blue Jays in the American League East, and 5 games behind the Baltimore Orioles for the AL's 2nd wild card. The O's trail the Sox and Jays by 2 games for the Division lead.

Elsewhere, the Cleveland Indians look like they have the AL Central wrapped up, leading the Detroit Tigers by 6 1/2 games and the defending World Champion Kansas City Royals by 7 1/2. The Texas Rangers lead the AL West by 5 1/2 over the Mariners and 8 over the Houston Astros. All of those teams are at least in Wild Card contention.

In the National League East, the Washington Nationals lead the Miami Marlins by 8 games and the Mets by 10. The Chicago Cubs are coasting in the Central, leading the St. Louis Cardinals by 13 1/2 games. They've looked like the best team in baseball all season long, which will only make it that much worse when the inevitable letdown happens.

The old rivals, formerly from New York City, remain in a dogfight in the NL West, as the Los Angeles Dodgers lead the San Francisco Giants by 2 games. The Giants have won the World Series in the last 3 even-numbered seasons, including 2014 when they snuck in via the Wild Card, so we cannot discount them in 2016, not by a longshot.

The Giants and the St. Louis Cardinals currently hold the NL Wild Card slots. The Marlins are a game and a half behind the Giants. The Mets are 3 1/2 back, so they're not out of the Playoff hunt yet. The Pittsburgh Pirates and Colorado Rockies are also within range.

So, with 5 1/2 weeks of regular season play to go, there are still 19 out of the 30 teams with a legitimate shot at the postseason.

The Yanks-M's series continues this afternoon, with both starters coming from Japan: Masahiro Tanaka (10-4) for the Yankees, and Hisashi Iwakuma (14-8) for Seattle.

How to Be a Red Bulls Fan In Vancouver -- 2016 Edition

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On Saturday, September 3, the New York Red Bulls will visit the Vancouver Whitecaps, at BC Place in Vancouver, British Columbia.

Before You Go. At 49 degrees, 16 minutes North latitude, BC Place is further north than any U.S. major league sports venue. (Seattle's CenturyLink Field is the northernmost in the U.S., at 47 degrees, 35 minutes.) But this will be in early September, Labor Day weekend, so cold won't be an issue. However, like the American Northwest cities of Seattle and Portland, rain might be an issue. It rains in Vancouver. A lot. The city has been nicknamed "Raincouver."

The Vancouver Sun is predicting that temperatures will be in the low 60s by day and the low 50s by night. They're predicting rain for the day before the game, but not the day of the game. The streets could still be wet, but you should be fine outdoors. The game, due to the dome, will be indoors.

This is Canada, so you will need your passport. You will need to change your money. At this writing, C$1.00 = US 77 cents, and US$1.00 = C$1.29. And I advise you to call your bank and let them know that you will be in a foreign country, so they won't see credit or debit card purchases from a foreign country pop up and think your card has been stolen.

Also, remember that they use the metric system. A speed limit of 100 kilometers per hour means 62 miles an hour. And don't be fooled by the seemingly low gas prices: That's per liter, not per gallon, and, in spite of Canada being a major oil-producing nation, you'll actually be paying more for gas up there. So, in order to avoid both confusion and "sticker-shock," get your car filled up before you reach the border.

Vancouver is in the Pacific Time Zone, so they are 3 hours behind New York and New Jersey. Adjust your timepieces accordingly.

Tickets. The Whitecaps averaged 20,507 fans per home game last season, about 97 percent of capacity. Getting tickets will be tough. However, this being soccer, seats are always set aside for visiting fans.

The Whitecaps supporters' club website recommends that away supporters contact a club intern at sales@whitecapsfc.com, in order to get tickets in the designated away supporters' sections, 228 and 229, in the south end. They specifically say to avoid Sections 201-207 and 248-254, as those are reserved for official 'Caps supporters clubs. Tickets for 228 and 229 are $27 -- that's about $20.89 U.S.

Getting There. It's 2,969 miles from Times Square in Manhattan to downtown Vancouver, and 2,957 miles from Red Bull Arena to BC Place. This is the longest roadtrip the Red Bulls have. If you can afford to fly, you should.

Air Canada has 2 nonstop flights between Newark and Vancouver International Airport every day, one from 7:25 AM Eastern Time to 10:35 AM Pacific Time (6 hours and 10 minutes), one from 7:00 PM Eastern to 9:45 Pacific (5 hours, 45 minutes). A round-trip flight can be had for a shade over $1,000. This is a rare occasion where an American airline (but not American Airlines) can beat Air Canada to Canada: United can fly you out on Saturday morning and back on Sunday morning-into-afternoon, nonstop both ways, for under $1,000.

If that's too expensive, the other options aren't too good, because they're a lot longer. For example, here's your schedule if you take Amtrak and the connecting bus service:

Leave New York: 3:40 PM Tuesday
Arrive Chicago: 9:45 AM Wednesday
Leave Chicago: 2:15 PM Wednesday
Arrive Seattle: 10:25 AM Friday
Leave Seattle: 1:45 PM Friday
Arrive Vancouver: 5:15 PM Friday
Kickoff: 4:00 PM Saturday
Game ends: Around 6:00 PM Saturday, and you'll need a hotel
Leave Vancouver: 6:30 AM Sunday
Arrive Seattle: 10:55 AM Sunday
Leave Seattle: 4:40 PM Sunday
Arrive Chicago: 3:55 PM Tuesday
Leave Chicago: 9:30 PM Tuesday
Arrive New York: 6:23 PM Wednesday

And that's $606 round-trip.

Is taking the bus any better? Not really: You'd have to leave Port Authority at 3:40 PM on Wednesday, changing buses 3 times -- in Buffalo, Toronto, and Winnipeg -- and arrive in Vancouver at 7:30 AM on Saturday. It's $258 round-trip.

The VIA station, Pacific Central Station, is at 1100 Station Street at National Avenue, while the Greyhound station is at 1150 Station Street, not quite next-door, but close. Main Street-Science World Station to Stadium-Chinatown Station in 6 minutes.

Could driving be any worse? Even if you get someone to go with you, and you take turns, one drives while the other one sleeps, and you pack 2 days’ worth of food, and you use the side of the Interstate as a toilet, and you don’t get pulled over for speeding, you’ll still need over 2 full days to get there. One way.

But, if you really, really think driving is a better alternative... Get onto Interstate 80 West in New Jersey, and stay on that until it merges with Interstate 90 west of Cleveland, then stay on 90 through Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois, into Wisconsin, where it merges with Interstate 94. Although you could take I-90 almost all the way, I-94 is actually going to be faster. Stay on I-94 through Minnesota and North Dakota before re-merging with I-90 in Montana, taking it through Idaho and into Washington, getting off I-94 at Exit 2B to get on Interstate 5.

You'll take I-5 up to the border, past Exit 276. You'll present your passport, and you'll answer whatever questions the Customs agent has. Presuming you have everything in order and you don't do anything stupid to make him (or her) keep you out of Canada, I-5 becomes BC Highway 99, the Sea to Sky Highway. Once you cross the Lions Gate Bridge, you're in downtown Vancouver.

Not counting rest stops, you should be in New Jersey for an hour and a half, Pennsylvania for 5:15, Ohio for 4 hours, Indiana for 2:30, Illinois for 2 hours, Wisconsin for 3:15, Minnesota for 4:30, North Dakota for 6 hours, Montana for a whopping 13 hours (or 3 times the time it takes to get from New York to Boston), Idaho for 1:15, 8:45 in Washington, and half an hour in British Columbia. That’s 52 and a half hours, so, with rest stops, you’re talking 3 full days.

Once In the City. Originally named Gastown, in honor of its founder, mill baron John "Gassy Jack" Deighton, Vancouver was a product of the 1859 Western gold rush that also founded Denver. Europeans first settled in the area in 1862. Gassy Jack founded a tavern on July 1, 1867, Canada's Confederation Day (effectively, its independence from Britain although it was still part of the Empire and remains part of the Commonwealth).

It was renamed for George Vancouver, an officer of Britain's Royal Navy, who explored and charted North America's Pacific Northwest in the early 1790s. Despite having a name that could be French (VAHN-koo-VAIR, instead of Van-KOO-ver as we say today), and the city being in a country with French as a second official language, he was English through and through. The city of Vancouver, Washington, across the Columbia River from Portland, Oregon, is also named for him, as are places in Australia and New Zealand, which he also explored.

Vancouver was made possible by its selection in 1884 by the Canadian Pacific Railway as its terminus. It was incorporated as a city in 1886, and, shortly thereafter, was consumed in a Great Fire, much as Chicago had been in 1871 and Boston in 1872. Like those cities, Vancouver rebuilt quickly, and the Klondike Gold Rush of 1897-98 was exactly what the doctor ordered.

Like New York, Vancouver is a city of islands. Unlike New York, for whom the Catskills count as "mountains," Vancouver has real mountains. On a clear day, it is one of the most beautiful cities in the Western Hemisphere. On ground level, however, it is as plagued by problems, -- especially poverty, homelessness and crime -- as any city. At least it's cleaner than most American cities.

Home to a little over 600,000 people, including the largest percentage of Asian residents of any city in North America, Vancouver is Canada's 8th-largest city, behind Toronto, Montreal, Calgary, Ottawa, Edmonton, Toronto's neighbor Missisauga and Winnipeg. (Neighboring Surrey is 12th, with 470,000, and nearby Burnaby and Richmond are in the top 25.) But with 2.4 million, "Greater Vancouver" is Canada's 3rd-largest metropolitan area, behind Toronto and Montreal.

Main Street south of Vancouver Harbour, and Lonsdale Avenue north of it, divide city addresses into east and west. There is no divider into north and south, although north of the Harbour are the separate cities of North Vancouver and West Vancouver. Burnaby, New Westminster and Coquitlam are to the east, Surrey to the southeast, Richmond to the south, and the Pacific Ocean to the west.

TransLink runs the B-Line bus service, the SkyTrain rapid rail service, the West Coast Express commuter rail, and the SeaBus ferry service. A 1 Zone fare is $2.75, 2 Zone $4.00, and 3 Zone $5.50. After 6:30 PM on weekdays and all day on weekends and holidays (including Sunday, the day of the Devils-Canucks game), discount fares apply, and buying a $2.75 1 Zone ticket will allow you to travel through all zones. And remember, that's C$2.75, making it about US$2.06, making Vancouver's SkyTrain and buses cheaper than New York's Subway and buses. A DayPass costs $9.75.
Passing by the Harbour Centre tower

The drinking age in British Columbia is 19.

Going In. The official address of BC Place -- that is the official name, not "British Columbia Place" -- is 777 Pacific Blvd. It is downtown, across Georgia Street from Rogers Arena, home of the NHL's Vancouver Canucks. Stadium-Chinatown station on SkyTrain. If you drive in, there's lots of parking near the stadium, but the price varies wildly.

It opened in 1983 as the home of the CFL's British Columbia Lions and the original version of the Vancouver Whitecaps of the North American Soccer League. It was hoped that it could bring in a Major League Baseball team. That's never happened. But it did stand as the centerpiece of the 1986 World's Fair (Expo 86), and the main stadium for the 2010 Winter Olympics.
Before the renovation

It originally had the same kind of air-supported white fabric dome that covered the Metrodome in Minneapolis and the Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis, but its renovation after the Olympics replaced it with a cable-supported retractable roof that looks a lot better, and is opened for all soccer games.
Roof closed

The field is artificial, and is aligned northeast-to-southwest, but, for practical purposes, the northeast end is considered the north end, and the southwest end is considered the south end. Capacity is 54,500 for CFL games and MLS Cup matches, but limited to 22,120 for regular-season Whitecaps matches.
Roof open. Note Rogers Arena across the street.

Due to construction, Gate F, the southeast entrance, will be closed. Gates A, B, C, D, E, G and H will remain open.

BC Place has hosted the Grey Cup, the championship game of the Canadian Football League, how many times, Ed Rooney? "Nine times!" Most recently in 2014. This includes 1994 and 2011, when the BC Lions won it on home turf. They've also won it with BC Place as their home field in 1985, 2000 and 2006, and in 1964 when they were playing at Empire Stadium, for a total of 6 Grey Cups.

BC Place also hosted the 2011 Vanier Cup, the National Championship of Canadian college football, won by Hamilton's McMaster University over Quebec City's Université Laval; the 2014 NHL Heritage Classic, with the Senators losing to the Ottawa Senators; and games of the 2015 Women's World Cup.

Food. Vancouver is Canada's premier western port. Which means, like San Francisco and Seattle, it is a great food city. BC Place reflects this.

Starting from behind the north goal, and working around: Dawson's Dogs (hot dogs) are behind Sections 201, 215, 226, 233, 241 and 248; Lionsgate Grill (burgers) at 206, 215, 228, 242 and 253; Breyer's ice cream at 211 and 215; Lemonheaven lemonade at 211, 224 and 239; The Poutinerie (serving poutine, that foul concoction of fries, gravy and cheese curd) at 212 and 239; Gastown Grill (burgers) at 218 and 237; Montreal smoked meat (deli sandwiches) at 218; Vij's (Indian food) at 221 and 245; Commercial Drive Pizza at 222; Cafe Fresh (salads) at 238; Steveston's Fish & Chips at 244; and Asian Steamed Buns at 250. (If your buns are steamed, that's a good sign that you've had too much to eat.)

Team History Displays. The current version of the 'Caps has only been playing since 2011, and their only major trophy -- if you can call it "major" -- is the Canadian Championship, effectively Canada's version of England's FA Cup. They won it in 2015, but lost the Final in 2011, '12, '13 and (already) '16.

This gets even more pathetic when you realize that this tournament has only been held since 2008, and that there's only 5 teams participating: MLS clubs the 'Caps, Toronto FC and the Montreal Impact; and, from the new version of the North American Soccer League, FC Edmonton and the Ottawa Fury. (Toronto's won it 5 times, Montreal 3, and Edmonton and Ottawa, not surprisingly, have never even reached the Final.)

In the original NASL, the original Whitecaps won the title in 1979. They won their Division in 1978, 1979, 1981 and 1983. They were coached by Leeds United legend Johnny Giles, and had some seriously pedigreed players: Alan Ball of Everton, Arsenal, and the 1966 England World Cup team; Kevin Hector of the Derby County team that won the League in 1972 and 1975; Phil Parkes of the Wolverhampton Wanderers that reached the Final of the 1972 UEFA Cup and won the 1974 League Cup; Dutch stars Ruud Krol of Ajax and Frans Thijssen of Nijmegen; and Vancouver native Bob Lenarduzzi, a longtime defender who played for Canada in its only World Cup so far in 1986, managed the Vancouver 86ers and the national team, is now the Whitecaps' president, and was elected to both the U.S. and Canadian Soccer Halls of Fame. (Basketball Hall-of-Famer Steve Nash, who grew up in Victoria, British Columbia, is also a part-owner of the 'Caps.)

As for the current 'Caps, their greatest player has probably been their former captain, Jay DeMerit, former defender for the U.S. national team. None of the preceding players and honors has a display in the fan-viewable areas of BC Place. There is, as yet, no team hall of fame. Nor are there any retired numbers.

Stuff. There are four retail locations situated within Level 2 of the concourse inside the stadium. However as they are inside the stadium they are only open on matchdays.

As a relatively new and unsuccessful team in a relatively new league in a sport with, at least in North America, a spotty history, there are no books or videos about the Whitecaps.

During the Game. Whitecaps fans don't much like MLS' other Canadian teams, Toronto and Montreal. Nor do they care for the U.S.' West Coast teams, the Seattle Sounders, the Portland Timbers, the San Jose Earthquakes or the Los Angeles Galaxy. (This is likely to also be true when Los Angeles FC begin play.) But despite a minor rivalry between the original versions of the 'Caps and the New York Cosmos in the late Seventies and early Eighties, they have no particular problem with Red Bulls fans. If you behave yourselves, they'll behave themselves.
Hui are ya?

Marie Hui, a Burnaby native who is emblematic of Vancouver's status as the most Asian city outside Asia, has been the Whitecaps' regular singer of the National Anthems since they debuted in 2011. Their mascot is Spike, a belted kingfisher, a bird common to the Vancouver area. He wears Number 74, indicative of the original Whitecaps' foundation in 1974.
The main supporters' group for the 'Caps is the Vancouver Southsiders, who sit in Sections 248 to 254. The Rain City Brigade sit in 201. La Doce -- a way of saying, "The 12th Man" -- was a Hispanic supporters' group that has since been folded into the Curva Collective, who sit in 203 and 204.

At the start of each half, the Southsiders sing "Boundary Road," to the tune of John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads," a tribute to the current Whitecaps' origins at Swangard Stadium in Burnaby. On opposing goal kicks, instead of the "You suck, asshole!" used by Red Bulls fans, they yell, "You fat bastard!"

Like the Red Bulls and many others, they sing the variation on Little Peggy March's "I Will Follow Him": "We love ya, we love ya, we love ya, and where you go we'll follow, we'll follow, we'll follow, 'cause we support the Whitecaps, the Whitecaps, the Whitecaps, and that's the way we like it, we like it, we like it, oh whoa oh ohhhh... " They adapt Chelsea's song: "Carefree, wherever you may be, we're from Vancouver, B.C.! And we don't give a toss, wherever you may be! We're from Vancouver, B.C.!"

To the old standby, "Vamos (Team Name)," they sing, "Come on, come on Vancouver, we're together, supporting you tonight!" They sing Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough." To "Hava Nagila," they sing, "Whitecaps, Vancouver Whitecaps, Vancouver Whitecaps, Vancouver, hey hey hey!" To "Anarchy in the UK," they sing, "I Am a Vancouverite!"

They sing "The Blue and White Forever," to the tune of the Canadian patriotic song "The Maple Leaf Forever." Remember the Stonecutters episode of The Simpsons? They do a variation on that:

Who makes the (other team) turn white?
Who keeps their sisters warm at night?
We do! We do!
Who berates the referees?
Who does what the hell they please?
We do! We do!
Who drinks all of your fav'rite beer?
Who gets more drunker each year?
We do! We do!
Who makes your goalkeeper cry?
Who thinks divers ought to die?
We do! We do!
Who stands up through thick and thin?
Who cheers the Caps on lose or win?
We do! We do!

When the 'Caps score, they do "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes: "Oh, whoa-oh a ohhhh, ohhhh!" When the opposing team scores, they sing a variation on the Doris Day classic, inspired by a former coach's remark about the substandard Swangard pitch:

Que sera, sera!
Whatever will be, will be!
It's not bloody Wemberly!
Que sera, sera!

In other words, don't celebrate too hard, visiting fans. In the 86th minute, as a tribute to their roots, they sing, to the tune of the Beatles'"Hey Jude,""Na, na na, na na na na... na na na na... Eight-six!"

After the Game. Canadians generally don't believe in fighting with opposing fans, they have a healthy attitude toward guns (they don't need them to feel safe), and they certainly have nothing (or next to nothing) against New York and New Jersey. Don't go out of your way to antagonize anyone, and you'll be fine.

The stadium is in downtown Vancouver, so there will be places to go after the game. I don't know of any place that is a known hangout for visiting or expatriate New Yorkers. The International Village Mall is 2 blocks north of the arena, at Abbott Street and Keefer Place. Since the game starts at 4:00 Pacific Time, and should end at around 6:00, the mall should still be open.

One place you might want to think very carefully about visiting is Doolin's Irish Pub, at 654 Nelson Street. It's the official pub partner of the Vancouver Southsiders. However, they say, "If you are travelling in smaller number (less than 20) and without idiots, we welcome you to join us... We do ask that you email events@vancouversouthsiders.ca before though, so you're expected." Around the corner from Doolin's, at 932 Granville Street, is another partnered place, The Roxy.

If your visit to Vancouver (for a Whitecaps game, a Canucks game, a Lions game, or anything else) is during the European soccer season (as we are once again in), the following bars host supporters' clubs for certain teams. All are downtown unless otherwise stated:

* Arsenal and Celtic: Library Square Public House, 300 W. Georgia Street, 4 blocks west of the stadium.

* Manchester United: Lamplighter Pub, 92 Water Street.

* Manchester City: Cinema Public House, 901 Granville Street.

* Chelsea: The New Oxford, 1144 Homer Street.

* Liverpool: The Butcher and Bullock, 911 W. Pender Street.

* Aston Villa: The Sin Bin, 295 W. 2nd Avenue, across the Cambie Street Bridge from downtown, about a 20-minute walk from the stadium.

* Tottenham Hotspur: The Bimini, 2014 W. 4th Avenue, over the Lions Gate Bridge from downtown. Bus 4, 10 or 14.

* Rangers: Dover Arms Pub, 961 Denman Street, and the western end of the island. Bus 19.

* Italian clubs: Abruzzo Cafe, 1321 Commercial Drive, in the Strathcona section of town. Bus 20 or 22.

* Real Madrid: The Manchester Public House, 1941 W. Broadway, over the Lions Gate Bridge from downtown. Bus 4, 10 or 14.

* Bayern Munich: Red Card Sports Bar & Eatery, 560 Smithe Street.

There are local supporters' clubs for Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain, but I can find no listings for matchday viewings.

Sidelights. Vancouver has been a big sports city since Canada's dawn, and these are some of the other places you should see, to get a feel for it:

* Rogers Arena: Across Georgia Street from BC Place, the official address is 800 Griffiths Way. It was named for Frank Griffiths, the media mogul who owned the team from 1974 until his death in 1994 and funded the Arena. The actual streets around it are Expo Blvd. to the west and north (separate by the elevated Dunsmuir Viaduct), Abbott Street to the east and Georgia Street to the south. Like BC Place, the Arena can be reached by SkyTrain at Stadium-Chinatown station.
It was named General Motors Place from its 1995 opening until 2010, when it was temporarily renamed Canada Hockey Place, since Olympic rules forbid corporate names on venues. (Yes, I know: Hypocritical IOC is hypocritical.) Like the Rogers Centre in Toronto and the soon-to-open Rogers Place in Edmonton, it's named for Canadian network Rogers Sportsnet.

The NBA's expansion Vancouver Grizzlies played there from 1995 to 2001, but never caught on, and moved to Memphis. As the NBA's only remaining Canadian team, the Toronto Raptors play a preseason game there every year. The Arena is Vancouver's main concert venue, as was the Canucks' previous home, the Pacific Coliseum. Neither Elvis Presley nor the Beatles ever performed in Vancouver.

With the Grizzlies and the Seattle SuperSonics both gone, the closest NBA team to Vancouver is the Portland Trail Blazers, 314 miles away.

* Pacific National Exhibition. This was the home of Vancouver sports from the 1950s to the 1990s. The building here that is best known to Americans, because of their NHL viewing, is the Pacific Coliseum. Opening in 1968, it was the last home of the Western Hockey League's Canucks (1968-70), the 1st home of the NHL Canucks (1970-95), and the home of the World Hockey Association's Vancouver Blazers (1973-75).
Because of its interior appearance, and Vancouver's status as a place where filming movies gives studios tax breaks, it stood in for Madison Square Garden for the filming of Miracle, about the 1980 U.S. hockey team. The real-life Soviet team made an appearance there in 1972, as it hosted Game 4 of the Summit Series. It was also the venue for figure skating and short-track speed skating for the 2010 Winter Olympics. It is currently home to the Vancouver Giants, a minor-league hockey team.

The PNE grounds are also home to the Vancouver Forum, a 1931-built arena that was home to the minor-league Canucks from 1938 to 1968. It has remained a concert hall, although in 2007, fans at a Smashing Pumpkins concert took the band's name too literally, and a fan died in the mosh pit.
Back when the Commonwealth Games were still known as the Empire Games, Vancouver hosted them in 1954, and the 32,729-seat Empire Stadium was built at the PNE. The British Columbia Lions played there until 1982, moving into BC Place the next summer. The Empire also hosted the city's North American Soccer League teams, the Royals (1967-68) and the original version of the Whitecaps (1974-83).
In 1970, it became Canada's 1st stadium with artificial turf. It was demolished in 1993, and a temporary stadium was put on the site in 2011, to house the new Whitecaps while BC Place was being renovated with a new roof. This new site was quickly demolished.

The Hastings Racecourse, a thoroughbred horse venue, and Playland Amusement Park are also on the grounds. 100 N. Renfrew Street at Miller Drive, on the grounds of the Pacific National Exhibition. Number 4 bus.

* Swangard Stadium. Vancouver Sun sportswriter Erwin Swangard wanted a stadium for the suburb of Burnaby. William Andrew Cecil Bennett -- a.k.a. Cecil, CeCe, W.A.C. or "Wacky," the longest-serving Premier (think "Governor") of the Province of British Columbia, made it happen, and dedicated the 5,288-seat facility in 1969, naming it for Swangard.
The stadium has stands on only one side. It hosts local football -- both the 12-man, 3-downs, 110-yard field, 25-yard end zone Canadian variation on American football, and soccer -- and track & field competitions. This includes being the home field of Simon Fraser University.

From 1987 to 2010, it was home to the team that became today's Whitecaps, known as the Vancouver 86ers until 2000. Much of the current Whitecap fan culture began there, before their 2011 promotion to MLS. 3883 Imperial Street in Burnaby. Bus 996 or 999.

* Thunderbird Stadium. Opened in 1967, this is the home field for the University of British Columbia. Founded as the Western Canada extension of Montreal's McGill University, UBC's main campus is at the western edge of Vancouver Island, about 6 1/2 miles west of downtown. They and the aforementioned Simon Fraser University (SFU) are local arch-rivals.
It only seats 3,411 people, but "festival seating" can raise it by 5,000. The playing surface is named for Vancouver businessman and former UBC football star David Sidoo, who financed improvements to the stadium. It is also home to the Whitecaps' developmental squad, Vancouver Whitecaps FC 2. 6288 Stadium Road. Bus 14.

* Denman Arena site. Built by the Patrick brothers in 1911, this 10,500-seat arena was the largest in Canada at the time. The Pacific Coast Hockey Association's Vancouver Millionaires played here until 1926, winning the 1915 Stanley Cup. When the PCHA folded, the Vancouver Lions of the Northwest Hockey League took over in 1928, and played here until 1936. It was also home to a women's hockey team, the Vancouver Amazons.
That was when, mere hours after hosting a fight by former Heavyweight Champion Max Baer, the arena, brick-faced and supposedly fireproof, fell victim to a nearby fire. Sounds suspicious. Devonian Harbour Park is now on the site. 561 Denman Street at Georgia Street. Bus 240 from downtown.

* Scotiabank Field at Nat Bailey Stadium. Home to Vancouver baseball since 1951, and originally known as Capilano Stadium, in 1978 it was renamed for Bailey, a local restaurateur and civic booster. Scotiabank bought naming rights in 2010. It seats only 6,013, so it's small even by Triple-A standards. But it has the old-time look, complete with support poles holding up an overhanging roof.
The stadium was built by Emil Sick, who also built the ballpark of the Pacific Coast League's Seattle Rainiers, which would later be home to the ill-fated Seattle Pilots of the American League. The Vancouver Mounties would play PCL ball there from 1956 to 1969, and would finish as they began, as a Seattle farm club.
The city would be without professional baseball until 1978, when the Vancouver Canadians joined the PCL. They won Pennants in 1985, 1989 and 1999. But in 2000, right after winning the Pennant, they were moved to Sacramento, and were replaced by a new Canadians team, in the Northwest League, a short-season Class A league like the New York-Penn League that includes the Staten Island Yankees and the Brooklyn Cyclones.

By 2011, they were the only affiliated minor-league baseball team in Canada (all the others are now in independent leagues), and became, perhaps appropriately, a farm club of the country's only remaining major league team, the Toronto Blue Jays. They won Pennants in 2011, 2012 and 2013. In 2015, they had a pitcher named Tyler Burden -- not Tyler Durden. 4601 Ontario Street at 30th Avenue, in Queen Elizabeth Park. Number 3 bus.

The closest MLB team to Vancouver is the Seattle Mariners, 144 miles away. In spite of this, national pride is still the determining factor: According to Vancouver Sun poll on April 2, 2015 -- before the Jays made the Playoffs for the 1st time in 22 years -- the Jays are easily the area's favorite baseball team, with a 56 percent share of the market, to the Mariners' 13.

If Vancouver were to pursue teams in the sports they do not currently have at the major league level, they would rank 28th in population in MLB, ahead of only Kansas City, Cincinnati and Milwaukee; and 24th in the NBA.

* Museum of Vancouver and Vancouver Maritime Museum. Montreal has Pointe-à-Callière, Toronto has Fort York, and Vancouver has the MOV and the VMM. The MOV is the largest civic museum in Canada, and shares facilities with the H.R. MacMillan Space Centre. And while it was founded as a Gold Rush town and a railroad terminus, the VMM shows that there's no escaping that Vancouver is a port city. 1100 Chestnut Street at McNicoll Avenue, in Vanier Park. Number 2 bus.

* Science World at TELUS World of Science. This is the glass sphere seen in so many photos of Vancouver. 1455 Quebec Street at Terminal Avenue. Main Street-Science World station on SkyTrain.

There's also the Forbidden Vancouver Tour, which takes visitors to naughty sites in Gastown, and places that sent booze to America during Prohibition (and took in Americans looking for a drink, as the border is 31 miles from downtown Vancouver, further than Windsor but closer than Montreal or Toronto). Cathedral Square, Dunsmuir and Richards Streets. Granville station on SkyTrain.

The only one of Canada's 23 Prime Ministers to have come from British Columbia is Vancouver native Kim Campbell, the 1st female head of government in North American history -- unless you want to go back to, and count, Queen Anne in the early 18th Century, before either the U.S. or Canada gained independence. Campbell served for just 4 months in 1993, after the resignation of Brian Mulroney and before the ensuing election, for which he let her take the fall. She is still alive, so there is no historic site in her honor.

* Victoria. The capital of the Province of British Columbia, and the home of the 1925 Victoria Cougars, the last team from outside the NHL to win the Stanley Cup, and the last B.C. team to win it, is 72 miles southwest of Vancouver. It's 106 miles northwest of Seattle. From both Vancouver and Seattle, it can be reached without a car, but, in each case, you'd need to take a bus and a ferry, since, like Vancouver, it's on an island.

It's not a very big city, home to around 80,000 people, which is why it's never had an NHL team. But, like Edmonton over Calgary, it is Victoria, not Vancouver, that is the Provincial capital. It is the hometown of basketball star Steve Nash (grew up there after immigrating with his family from South Africa) and singer Nelly Furtado (who, in her song "Promiscuous," asked collaborator Timbaland, "Is your game MVP like Steve Nash?").

If you're just that much of a hockey history fan, and want to see where this legendary team played -- Game 2 of the 1925 Finals against the Montreal Canadiens was played at Denman in Vancouver, but Games 1, 3 and 4 were played in Victoria -- the Patrick Arena, also built by the Patrick brothers in 1911 (and, suspiciously, also destroyed by fire, in 1929), was at what's now 2100 Cadboro Bay Road, at the corner of Epworth Street, about 2 miles east of downtown.
A replacement, the Victoria Memorial Arena, a.k.a. The Barn on Blanshard, was built in 1949, hosted 2 new teams called the Victoria Cougars, and a Victoria Maple Leafs in between and (I swear, I'm not making this up) the Victoria Salsa afterward.

This time, it was legally demolished, because it was cheaper to build a new arena on the site from scratch than to maintain the old one. The new one is named the Save-On-Foods Memorial Centre, seats 7,000, and hosts the Victoria Salmon Kings of the ECHL (whose official name is now just those letters, "ECHL," because it would be stupid to call yourself the East Coast Hockey League and have a team on the West Coast of Canada). 1925 Blanshard Street, corner of Caledonia Street downtown.
The Barn on Blanshard, and its replacement on the same site

The tallest building in Vancouver, and in the Province of British Columbia, is an apartment tower called Living Shangri-La, 659 feet tall. 1128 West Georgia Street at Thurlow Street. Burrard station on SkyTrain.

Nearby, at 355 Burrard Street, is the Marine Building, which stood in for the Daily Planet Building on Smallville, the recent re-imagining of the Superman story. Due to Canada's tax breaks for film studios, Vancouver has become the country's Hollywood. Other TV shows filmed there include Airwolf, MacGyver, 21 Jump Street, The Commish, The X-Files, the Stargate series, Dark Angel, Seven Days, Highlander, The L Word, The 4400, Eureka, Fringe, Psych, Arrow and Once Upon a Time.

Movies filmed in Vancouver include First Blood (the first Rambo film), The Accused, Legends of the Fall, Intersection, Jumanji, the Air Bud films, the Blade films, the Scary Movie films, the Final Destination films, the previous round of Fantastic Four films, the Night at the Museum films, the Percy Jackson films, Timecop, Titanic, Van Wilder, Juno, 2012, Hot Tub Time Machine, Watchmen, the execrable Twilight films, and the Superman reboots Man of Steel and Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. (Those did not use the Marine Building to stand in for the Daily Planet.)

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Vancouver is Western Canada's leading city, and a West Coast gem fully able to stand alongside Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles and San Diego. And it has a strong sports heritage, including the Vancouver Whitecaps. The city still hasn't won a major soccer championship in 36 years. But then, as a traveling Red Bulls fan, that works in your favour (as it would be "spelt") there. Good luck.

Yankees Getting Hot at the Right Time

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The Yankees seemed to be, depending on your point of view, either out of the Playoff hunt, or barely hanging on. Then Brian Cashman traded the team's best hitter and gutted the bullpen, putting the team out of it for sure.

Don't look now, but the Yankees are getting hot at the right time.

So I'm saying... there's a chance.

On Wednesday afternoon, they finished up their Pacific Coast roadtrip at Safeco Field in Seattle. It was an all-Japanese starting pitching matchup, with Masahiro Tanaka for the Yankees, and Hisashi Iwakuma for the Mariners.

Before the Mariners even got to bat, Gary Sanchez hit yet another home run in the top of the 1st inning, a 412-foot drive to left-center, already his 9th. More runs came on singles by Tyler Austin in the 2nd and Mark Teixeira in the 7th, and sacrifice flies by Brett Gardner in the 4th and Starlin Castro in the 9th.

'Hiro was heroic: 7 innings -- Joe Girardi may finally have turned the corner, and begun to understand that a starter pitching well for 6 innings should be allowed to pitch the 7th -- allowing no runs, 6 hits, and only 1 walk, striking out 5.

Tyler Clippard got the 1st 2 outs in the 8th. Dellin Betances got the last 4 outs of the game.
Yankees 5, Mariners 0. WP: Tanaka (11-4). SV: Betances (6). LP: Iwakuma (14-9).

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So here's where things stand, with 36 regular-season games to go: The Boston Red Sox and the Toronto Blue Jays are in a flat-footed tie for the American League Eastern Division lead, the Baltimore Orioles are 1 game behind, and the Yankees are 5 1/2 games behind, 5 in the all-important loss column; and the Yankees trail the O's by 4 1/2, 4 in the loss column, for the 2nd AL Wild Card slot.

There are 5 weeks, plus 1 weekend, to go. My guideline still holds: If you have more weeks remaining than games behind, you have a chance to make up those games behind, because gaining 1 game per week should not be too hard for a good team to do.

The Yankees return home, for a big, big series with the Orioles -- big as far as both the Division race and the Wild Card race are concerned. Here are the projected starting pitchers:

* Tonight, 7:05 PM: Luis Cessa vs. Yovani Gallardo.

* Tomorrow, 1:05 PM: Chad Green vs. Dylan Bundy.

* Sunday, 1:05 PM: Kevin Gausman is scheduled to start for the Birds. Who starts for the Yankees is not yet decided. This is Michael Pineda's spot in the rotation, but he has not been good lately. It's August 28, too soon for a September callup. We shall see.

Come on you Pinstripes!

Top 10 Reasons the 1980s Were the Worst Decade of the 20th Century

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I grew up in the 1980s. Too bad the Republicans who are around my age still haven't grown up. Even though people who grew up in the 1960s are now old and dealing with the consequences thereof, I still envy them.

As Bill Maher put it, "Your Kennedy was Reagan. Our Kennedy was Kennedy."

And the comparisons don't get better:

* Our Beatles were Van Halen. Their Beatles were the Beatles.
* Our Mickey Mantle and Willie Mays were Jose Canseco and Barry Bonds. Their Mantle and Mays were Mantle and Mays.
* Our Ford Mustang was the Pontiac Trans Am -- and not the Knight Rider version, either. Their Mustang was the Mustang.
* And as dumb as he was, Maxwell Smart will always be cooler than Sam Malone. After all, Agent 86 got Barbara Feldon. Mayday got Kirstie Alley -- you know what she was like then, well, look what happened to her after.

As goofy, as ridiculous, and as depressing as the 1970s were, they were still better than the 1980s.

Compare 1970s G.I. Joe with 1980s G.I. Joe. Seventies Joe was Indiana Jones with a beard, represented by a 12-inch-tall action figure with a Kung Fu Grip. You knew he was a real American hero. Nobody had to tell you that he was.
Eighties Joe was a bunch of guys blowing shit up, represented by 4-inch action figures. They had to advertise themselves as "a real American hero."
The Marines on Iwo Jima, they ain't.

The only way this photo could be more Eighties is if they were wearing neon Spandex (and I'm not sure their uniforms aren't made of Spandex), and if they had big hair (which wouldn't fit under their hats/helmets). You can almost hear the loud, horrible theme song

And how many guys did it take to make the Eighties Joe team? Seventies Joe was the head of "the G.I. Joe Adventure Team," but, essentially, he was one man. He was MacGyver before Richard Dean Anderson was and Indiana Jones before Harrison Ford took that role.

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I will put aside my usual baseball bias, and I won't say that baseball sucked in the 1980s, even though the Mets won a World Series, were better than the Yankees for a majority of the decade, and, despite actually having Major League Baseball's best record in the decade, the Yankees didn't win a World Series in it, and reached the postseason only twice, ending ignominiously both times. (They had 3 other close calls for the Playoffs.)

The Yankees aside, frankly, baseball was pretty good in the decade. So was basketball. So was hockey. And, competition-wise, the NFL might never have been better, although we are now seeing the poisoned fruit of that time: The first decade of really huge but fast players resulting in impacts that have left not merely a few, but many players with serious brain damage, resulting in terrible impairments in their 50s.

But the Eighties sucked. They were the worst decade of the 20th Century.

Top 10 Reasons the 1980s Were the Worst Decade of the 20th Century

1. Ronald Reagan. To paraphrase Robert Young's line from 1970s TV commercials, reminding us that he starred as Marcus Welby, M.D.: Ronald Reagan wasn't a great President, but he played one on TV.

Look at what his supporters claim his accomplishments were, and look at the truth. Take it from someone who was around then, and knows (me):

* "He turned the economy around." Bullshit. He brought inflation and interest rates back to earth. But he actually wrecked the economy.

When Reagan became President on January 20, 1981, unemployment was 7.2 percent. Not good, but not terrible. It was still around that for much of the year. Then, in August, he signed his tax cut into law. By January 1, 1982, it was 8.2 percent. By November 1982, it was 10.8 percent, the highest it's been since the Great Depression. Indeed, it didn't even get that high during the 2007-10 recession.

So, in early 1983, Reagan, who knew that he couldn't "save the world from Communism" if he didn't get re-elected, and couldn't get re-elected if he had an unemployment rate that approached the one Herbert Hoover ran with in 1932, did what George H.W. Bush later did in 1990, and what George W. Bush refused to do until 2008: He compromised with the Democratic leaders of Congress, and he raised taxes. That's right: Ronald Reagan raised taxes.

Result? By January 1, 1984, the unemployment rate had dropped below 8 percent. On November 6, 1984, the day Reagan stood for re-election, the rate was 7.2 percent -- the same as it was on November 4, 1980, when he won by saying the economy was bad. But Reagan was wrong, and the Democrats were right: Raising taxes worked.

And yet, unemployment still didn't drop below the rate he inherited until November 1985, the end of his 5th year. For as long as he was President, it never dropped below 5 percent, which is generally, if erroneously, thought of as "full employment."

Oh yeah: On October 19, 1987, the stock market crashed. The Dow Jones Industrial Average lost 22 percent of its value. But there was no new recession (at least, not until the savings & loan scandal of 1989 and other causes led to the 1990-93 downturn), because the Federal Reserve Board stepped in. In other words, what really saved Reagan from becoming another Herbert Hoover was... the heavy hand of the federal government.

What else did Reagan do that his supporters love to claim that he did?

* "He won the Cold War." Bullshit. The Cold War was won by Lech Walesa -- who was something that Reagan hated: The leader of a labor union.

On June 12, 1987, Reagan stood at the Brandenburg Gate -- in front of a crowd half the size of the one JFK addressed at West Berlin's City Hall in 1963 -- and said, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" On January 20, 1989, Reagan left the Presidency, and the Berlin Wall still stood. On November 9, 1989, the East German government passed a law that rendered the Wall meaningless. And the only thing Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev had to do with it is that he... did absolutely nothing to stop it.

Meanwhile, Reagan signed a trade deal with China. Red China. Reagan strengthened the world's largest Communist country.

What else did Reagan do that his supporters love to claim that he did?

* "He stood up to terrorists." Bullshit. Reagan gave Iran weapons in exchange for money and hostages. Then he used the profits to fund the Contras in Nicaragua. We called them "death squads" at the time, but we can also say they were terrorists. Then there was his veto of sanctions on the government of South Africa, whose apartheid policies were, in part, terroristic. Congress properly overrode that veto.

And then there was the fact that he sent American money and weapons to the anti-Communist rebels in Afghanistan. These were the guys who became al-Qaeda and the Taliban. Ronald Reagan made Osama bin Laden, as we came to know him, possible.

In other words, if someone else had been President from 1981 to 1988, the Berlin Wall would still have fallen, but the World Trade Center would not have fallen.

And I haven't even gotten to the criminal charges. Just from Iran-Contra, Reagan's Secretary of Defense Caspar Weinberger and 2 National Security Advisors, Bud McFarlane and John Poindexter, were convicted. Secretary of the Interior James Watt, whose paranoia about religion and drugs marked a bridge between the old John Birch Society and the current Tea Party, was convicted. His White House Chief of Staff Michael Deaver and his Press Secretary Lyn Nofziger were convicted. His Attorney General Edwin Meese resigned as part a deal to avoid prosecution.

Ronald Reagan was a disgraceful President.

I mentioned that Bill Maher had compared Reagan with John F. Kennedy. This was on the 50th Anniversary of Kennedy's assassination, November 22, 2013. He even compared the eras, in temperament and fashion as well as in politics:

Can we at least agree that Kennedy was cooler?... Our liberal hero was a smart sexy war hero who said he wanted to go to the Moon! Yours was an old fuddy-duddy who tried to rock denim. Our guy was Don Draper. Yours was Rooster Cogburn...

When they named an airport after Kennedy, flying was sexy and fun... When they named an airport after Reagan, it was purgatory with a food court...

The one reason we looked uglier in the '80's, is because we were uglier. It was when the Baby Boomers, the generation that was supposed to be different, just gave up and sold out completely. Kennedy's time was the time of "Ask not what your country can do for you." Reagan's was the time of "Greed is good."


JFK was far from perfect, but he was a true wit and a sex machine, and he knew how to wear a pair of shades. Reagan was an amiable square in a cowboy hat who had sex with a woman he called "Mommy."
Kennedy was James Bond. Reagan was Matlock. Love him or hate him, we win. Republicans can call Reagan their Kennedy all they want, but it's like calling Miller High Life "the champagne of beers." It's why calling someone your Kennedy will never really cut it, because our Kennedy... is Kennedy.
Yeah, about "Greed is good"...

2. Greed. The Reagan Revolution, a "reverse Robin Hood" movement that (to borrow Al Gore's phrase) taxed the many to enrich the few, sure inspired greed. What Michael Douglas' character Gordon Gekko said in the 1987 film Wall Street -- filmed before the crash of that October, but released after it, making it the Quiet American or the China Syndrome of the decade -- was this:

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms: Greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A. Thank you very much.
He's a liberal in real life.
I still hate him for marrying Catherine Zeta-Jones.

It was based on something that Ivan Boesky, the Wall Street trader who ended up caught in the decade's insider trading scandal, said in a commencement address at, of all places, the University of California's legendarily liberal main campus in Berkeley in 1986: "I think greed is healthy. You can be greedy and still feel good about yourself... Seek wealth. It's all right." He got a big cheer from those snotnosed schmucks.

Since Reagan was elected Governor of California in 1966 in no small part due to the "Free Speech Movement" at Berkeley of the preceding 2 years, and the antiwar movement that had developed on the campus at the same time, the graduates, some of them surely the kids of Sixties Berkeley grads, cheering Boesky's public lauding of greed may have been Reagan's greatest triumph, at least on a personal basis.

The Eighties were the decade that made celebrities out of fictional rich bastards Gekko, J.R. Ewing (Larry Hagman on Dallas) and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe on Dynasty); and real ones like Boesky, "junk bond" trader Michael Milken, and an up-and-coming real estate developer named Donald Trump. As if you needed another reason to hate this evil decade.

The Eighties saw the rise of Young Urban Professionals, or YUPs, or Yuppies. Maher was right: The Baby Boomers decided that idealism isn't working, so let's cut the lefty crap and start making big money. With their clothes that mimicked, but didn't actually match, the styles of the rich people they thought were classy (but really weren't).

And when you do make that money, you move out to the suburbs, to Westbury or Greenwich, Armonk or Saddle River. Screw the safe Volvos: Buy a BMW (or "Beemer"), and buy a bumper sticker that sums up your driving philosophy: "As a matter of fact, I do own the damn road." And when the time comes that you've got enough money to spend on kids, and you're ready to toss aside The Pill, send your little brats to the best private school in the county, rather than the suburban public school that was good enough for you.

3. MTV. There were music videos before MTV debuted on August 1, 1981. Sometimes, they were called "promotional films." Before that, in the 1940s, they were called "soundies," and would be shown with movie theaters' newsreels or in jukeboxes containing small film projectors.

But MTV, whether knowingly or not, promoted Marshall McLuhan's idea that "The medium is the message." Suddenly, the visual meant more than anything else. Never mind whether the lyrics, the voices, or the playing of the instruments sounded good: Did the performance look good? (Most of the time, my answer was, "Not to me, but it sure did to a bunch of people with no taste.")

Oddly, some already-established performers -- including David Bowie, Elton John, Michael Jackson, Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen -- didn't need videos to become famous and respected, yet ended up making great videos. Even the sappiest of disco performers didn't need videos: They just needed to go on American Bandstand, The Midnight Special, Soul Train or Dance Fever, and do their stuff.

Disco sucked, and polluted the airwaves in the Seventies, but it was better than the synthesizer-driven, wouldn't-be-on-the-radio-if-not-for-MTV crap of the Eighties. Duran Duran was crap, but teenage girls loved the way they looked, and so they became huge.
If you'd never heard of these guys, and had to guess how they sounded,
your guess might well be, "Like a bunch of twats." And you would be right.

If Bruce Springsteen looked like Jon Bon Jovi, he would have been as big as Elvis Presley; if Bon Jovi looked like Springsteen, we'd have never heard of him. The distance between them is a lot more than the 14 miles of U.S. Route 9 between Springsteen's Freehold and Bon Jovi's Sayreville.

Or, to put it another way: Susan Boyle is 3 years younger than Madonna. If Susan looked like Madonna, she might have become famous at the same time, in 1982; but if Madonna looked like Susan, she would never have become famous.
She could stare, she could dance, she could writhe.
But she couldn't sing or write a song worth a damn.
But it was the Eighties, so no one cared.

4. Synth-Pop. Even 1960s and '70s music icons got watered down. Neil Young refused to get beaten down by it. So did Bruce and Billy. Elton managed to avoid it (mostly). But Paul McCartney's descent into schmaltz was completed. Aretha Franklin recorded a lot of songs that were hardly worthy of her.

Even the biggest musical star of the decade, 1970s holdover Michael Jackson, I'm sorry, but his best work was already behind him. Thriller was not as good as Off the Wall (1979) or his early Jackson 5 material. Not to mention that Pepsi commercial accident has been postulated as the reason his life went downhill.

Far be it for me to speak ill of the recently dead, but I was never a Prince fan. Even if his in-your-face sex themes weren't too much for me, then or now, I just didn't like the sound of his music. And Madonna... Never mind the sexual themes, it was her music that was obscene. So much so that it was her 1987 chart-topper "Open Your Heart" that made me give up on current music in high school, and turn my FM radio dial from 100.3, New York Top 40 station Z100, to the next station over, 101.1, oldies station CBS-FM, and allowed me to rediscover past music.

Today, nearly 30 years later, CBS-FM is playing Eighties music. It's "oldies." Excuse me while I puke.

5. Hair Metal. A bunch of guys thought they could be as good as Led Zeppelin if they played high piercing guitars, screamed their vocals, bared their chests, wore Spandex tights, and used enough AquaNet to personally kill the ozone layer. Hint: Led Zep did not wear Spandex or use AquaNet. And could actually play instruments well.

Def Leppard. Motley Crue. Poison. Warrant. It seemed to get progressively worse and more ridiculous. This is what happens when ego and MTV combine to make the quality of the music irrelevant.

Thank God for Neil Young and his 1989 album Freedom. It didn't kill hair metal -- more often, Nirvana is given that credit -- but Neil Young dealt it a mortal blow. As somebody I saw online said of the lead single of that album, the mighty, anti-Republican, substantive opus "Rockin' In the Free World": "To me it was a signpost putting the death knell on a lousy decade of music IMO. End of 1989 couldn't come fast enough."

6. Hair and Clothes. Bill Maher again: "Was there ever a more garish decade than the Eighties? Neon clothing, big hair, spandex, blazers with shoulderpads... for men?" 

Don't take my word for it, or Maher's. We started out with a natural extension of the '70s, with the Magnum, P.I. look of Tom Selleck.
But then came the "wifebeater" look, which did more to damage the perception of Italian-Americans than 100 Mob movies could have done.
Yo, Sly.

Tracksuits are regular walking-around wear. This was a preferred fashion of both middle-class jerks in America and soccer hooligans in England.
Note the open shirt and the jewelry of the guy on the right.
If Richard Kline had left the cast of Three's Company,
he could have been slotted right in with little difference.

Then came the Yuppie look.
Shut up, Wesley. You too, Samwise.

Then came the Miami Vice look. Pastels. "No earth tones."
"Baby, you're goin' to prison for 20 years.
But if you rat out your boyfriend and suck my cock,
I'll see that you get a suspended sentence."

Maher said it himself: "I tried to find a good picture of myself in the Eighties. It doesn't exist!"
This was the best one I could find.
Note the date: August 31, 1982.

Women's fashion was no better. Don't wear this unless you can pull off the Joan Collins Dynasty attitude. Being as hot as she was (and she was already 48 when she started on that show) won't help you unless you can match her Alexisness. (Hint: You can't.)
"I could ask, 'Whatta you lookin' at?' like an Italian girl.
I don't have to. I know what you're looking at, darling."

It's okay to like Cyndi Lauper's music. But her clothes, oy vey.
By mid-1984, she was not so unusual.

Then came the Yup-ettes. Yes, that big thing (bigger than the shoulder pads) is the late 1980s version of a mobile phone.
The hair doesn't help.

Don't even get me started on the hair. The "A Flock of Seagulls" hairstyle recently made a comeback: Donald Trump may be the only guy still famous in the 2010s whose hair looked better in the 1980s.
Pictured: Not Donald Trump.

Seriously. Here's Hillary Clinton with her husband in 1986.
The occasion was the National Governors' Conference at the White House, and Bill was about to be elected Governor of Arkansas for the 3rd time. And, by Hillary's standards before she became First Lady, this was a good look. It had to be: It was a formal occasion.

But here's Donald Trump and his wife in 1986.
That's Ivana. Melania would have been 16 at the time.

See? Today, Hillary looks a lot better -- and Donald should have stuck with his '80s look. In '86, he actually looked like the man he now claims to be: A man competent enough to fix big problems, and successful enough to back up his claims. Now, he just looks like... a guy having his midlife crisis at age 70.

7. Cars. As I said in my piece "Top 10 Myths About the 1950s," when you think of 1950s cars, you think of big bastard things with tailfins. When you think of 1960s cars, you think of sporty little numbers or, later in the decade, larger "muscle cars." When you think of early 1970s cars, you may be thinking of the tail end of the muscle car era.

But in 1970, AMC (American Motors Corporation) began producing the flat-ended Gremlin. In 1971, Ford began producing the Pinto, with its built-in explodiness. In 1972, Honda began producing the Civic. In 1974, America met the Toyota Corolla. In 1975, AMC introduced a a dinky little thing even dinkier than the Gremlin, the round-ended Pacer. In 1976, Chevrolet introduced the Chevette. You knew a TV game show was lame if the "A new car!!!!" it awarded was a Chevy Chevette.

But the cars of the 1980s were worse. Was there a more Eighties car than the IROC-Z edition of the Chevrolet Camaro?
Stick a hair metal singer wearing a Reagan campaign button in there,
and it might be the most Eighties picture ever.

Actually, there may have been: The Yupmobile itself, the BMW 325i.
Aside from when the Dodgers and Giants were moved,
IROC vs. Beemer may have been the original
"East Coast vs. West Coast feud."

Of course, in Yuppie couples, his car was the Beemer, because male ego. Hers, since she might have had to take the rugrats somewhere, was the pinnacle of automotive safety, the Volvo.
Ford's Escort and Taurus weren't so bad. And the introduction of minivans helped. But the most fondly-remembered car of the decade is the 1981 DMC-12. That's "DeLorean Motor Corporation." And, let's face it, the DeLorean may have been the 2nd-biggest marketing bust of the decade, behind New Coke. (Unless you're one of these people who thinks New Coke was designed to make people nostalgic for Classic Coke and turn away from Pepsi, for whom the Eighties were a golden decade.)

Hell, I didn't even need a caption for this one. It was provided for me. I ask you: Would anybody now think of the DeLorean as anything but laughable if it wasn't for its being turned into a time machine in Back to the Future?
Speaking of movies...

8. Movie Heroes. Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly and Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett Brown in the Back to the Future films. Tom Cruise as Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell in Top Gun. Clint Eastwood as Inspector Harry Callahan in the Dirty Harry films (admittedly, a holdover from the '70s). Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones (admittedly, a character set in the 1930s). Det. John McLane in the Die Hard films. Sylvester Stallone as both Rocky Balboa (admittedly, a holdover from the '70s) and John Rambo (though his struggle is based in the '60s, he's an '80s character). Mel Gibson as both Max Rockatansky in the Mad Max films and Sgt. Martin Riggs in the Lethal Weapon films. Chuck Norris in pretty much every movie he was in. Arnold Schwarzenegger in pretty much every movie he was in (even if his Terminator turned into a hero, or at least a protector, in the '90s).
"I'll be back. This shit won't."

These guys range from, at best, well-meaning bumblers (Marty and Doc, Rocky) to anti-heroes who specialize in, as I put it in my mention of 1980s G.I. Joe, blowing shit up.
"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

And there was a difference: The "anti-heroes" of the '70s, guys played by Paul Newman, James Caan, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Richard Roundtree as John Shaft, Pam Grier as Coffy and Foxy Brown, Jack Nicholson as Jake Gittes in Chinatown and Randle McMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and Eastwood as Dirty Harry, you saw them advertised as rebels, as imperfect guys who you could still root for.

But in the '80s? It was "Let Reagan be Reagan," and "Let Harry be Dirty." Harry, Rambo, Riggs, McLane, Ahnold and the rest could blow shit up and have crazy car chases, causing all kinds of damage that really wasn't necessary; and kill indiscriminately, including guys who were mere henchmen and didn't really deserve to die.

And movie audiences loved it. It was a "Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out" idea.
He was no longer interested in whether you felt lucky.
He was giving you a direct order, punk:
"Go ahead. Make my day."

Even the Superman movies with Christopher Reeve got progressively louder, cheesier, and more destructive -- the Eighties "triple threat." And, of course, with a nod to Frank Miller's comic books, when the Tim Burton version of Batman premiered in 1989, it was obvious that Adam West's 1960s idea of the Caped Crusader was history.

The '60s were over, and no one wanted a lesson in morality. The '70s were over, and no one wanted "complicated" heroes. We wanted heroes, the kind of guys who were willing to kill motherfuckers and blow shit up for America and Jesus. We wanted the kind of guys who would have made John Wayne jump out of his coffin, raise his fist in the air, and yell, "Fuck, yeah!"

Even comedy reflected this. The days of the fun, rebellious comedy of Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Pryor and Freddie Prinze were over. By the end of the '80s, the 2 leading standup comics in America were both loud, profane and misogynistic: Sam Kinison and Andrew Dice Clay.
The Diceman's photo is backwards. They were both backward.

With all this shit going on -- bad economics, bad social policy, bad foreign policy, bad music, bad cars, bad clothes, bad movies, bad comedy -- I'm not surprised that America's drug problem was worse than ever before:

9. Drugs. Say it the way Carlin, who knew whereof he spoke, said it on his 1972 album FM & AM: "Druuuuuuuugs!" This category sort-of ties into the last one, because the defining movie from the 1980s might well be the remake of Scarface.

What's that? You didn't know Scarface was a remake? I suppose that's part of the problem. In the case of the ending, and only of the ending, the remake was an improvement. In 1932, Tony Camonte, played by Paul Muni (who was Jewish, not Italian) as an obvious copy of Al Capone (whose nickname was Scarface), sees his alcohol bootlegging and protection rackets collapse around him. Cornered by the cops, he begs them not to kill him, then makes a run for it, and is shot, dying underneath a neon sign he could once see from his apartment, inspiring him: A travel agency's ad saying, "THE WORLD IS YOURS." In 1983, Tony Montana, played by Al Pacino (who is Italian, not Cuban), goes down fighting, attempting to defend his crumbling cocaine empire, before falling in front of a fountain with the same inscription.
Had he long blond hair doused with AquaNet,
and had the jacket been pastel with shoulder pads,
this might be the most '80s photo of all.

The 1980s was the decade when cocaine was turned into crack, and it became cheap for the first time. You no longer had to have gobs of money to get it. But it turned the urban crime problem from horrible to absolutely catastrophic. Huge chunks of cities became absolute no-go zones for fear of drug-induced violence.
Unless you needed a fix. Then you didn't give a shit.
Your chances of dying soon anyway were pretty good.

And it was a gateway to other drugs. Including heroin. By the mid-1990s, treatment programs, President Bill Clinton's crime bill, other anti-crime measures, and urban renewal would turn New York and many other cities around. But in the 1980s, it was not easy to take a walk anywhere in a city and not see at least one dirty needle.

Which is a segue into my last reason:

10. AIDS -- and How Mainstream America Reacted To It. At first, the disease first clinically recorded in 1981 was called "The 4H Disease" -- not because of anything to do with the agricultural organization 4-H, but because it seemed to be affecting homosexuals, heroin users, hemophiliacs and Haitians.

But the media began calling it "GRID": Gay-Related Immune Deficiency. By September 1982, when the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) publicly released the name "AIDS" for Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (the virus causing it was later named "HIV" for Human Immunodeficiency Virus), it was already in the public consciousness as "gay cancer."

As if hateful people needed another reason to be bigoted toward gay men. (It didn't seem to affect lesbians at the time.) The jokes were cruel: "What do you call a gay in a wheelchair? 'Rolaids!'" Ministers such as Pat Robertson called AIDS "God's judgement on homosexuals."

Meanwhile, there were people trying to raise awareness of the disease, and raise money to fight it. The sufferers seemed prematurely aged, their hair going gray or falling out entirely. Since AIDS seemed to particularly allow lung disease, pneumonia and breathing difficulty was common, making the victims much weaker than they should have been. Activists were saying things like, "I'm tired of seeing 30-year-old men with canes!"

On July 25, 1985, actor Rock Hudson announced that he had AIDS. He died the following October 2. His image as a great actor and a great-looking guy was shattered: Now, he was just another gay man who got AIDS and died. (To this day, there are people who knew him who say they didn't know he was gay, and others who say they did, but kept his secret. But both groups agree that he was a terrific guy.) When Liberace died from the disease on February 4, 1987, the reaction was not one of surprise: His being gay was one of the worst-kept secrets in show business.
This front page shows how ignorant people were
about the issue at the time.

Once, gay men were laughed at, or, worse, viewed as moral degenerates. The gay rights movement that went from dormant to open after the Stonewall Riot of 1969 and expanded in the 1970s, suffered a major blow from "the AIDS crisis": Now, gay men, or anyone suspected of having AIDS, even incorrectly, because people thought these people were spreading the disease. Most people weren't willing to accept, or simply didn't understand, that it was not a disease you could get unless you received tainted blood or tainted sexual contact.

Three people changed the perception of the disease. In 1985, a 13-year-old boy named Ryan White, who contracted the disease through a blood transfusion necessary due to his hemophilia, was denied the right to be readmitted to his Indiana public school after it was revealed that he had AIDS.

In 1988, he spoke before the President's Commission on the HIV Epidemic. Infamously, Reagan never even mentioned AIDS in public until the previous year, even though Hudson had been a Hollywood friend of his and Nancy's. Ryan died on April 8, 1990, only 18 years old.
In its November 1990 issue, Life magazine published a photo by Therese Frare of David Kirby, a gay rights activist in Ohio, shortly before his death on the preceding May 5, at age 32, surrounded by his grieving family. It became known as "the photo that changed the face of AIDS."
And then, on November 7, 1991, basketball superstar Earvin "Magic" Johnson announced he was retiring due to having contracted HIV. The argument that AIDS was "a gay disease" was shattered: Everyone knew Magic was straight. The only people who were saying, "Well, he has AIDS, so he must be a (slur word)" were just being ignorant. (He didn't have AIDS, either: He had HIV, which is nearly always a precursor to AIDS.)
I've said in the predecessor posts that what we perceive as these "decades" don't begin on January 1, (year ending in zero) and end on December 31, (year ending in nine). "The Eighties," effectively, began with Reagan's election on November 4, 1980, as things in 1980 like the Iran Hostage Crisis and the Olympic hockey win over the Soviets were, culturally, more 1970s events. Since the Persian Gulf War of 1990-91 hit so many of the Eighties "buttons" (noise, explosions, nationalism, killing nonwhite people), I say "The Eighties" didn't really end, and "The Nineties" didn't really begin, until November 7, 1991, when Magic made his announcement.

He would make comebacks for the 1992 NBA All-Star Game, the 1992 Olympics, and again briefly in the 1996 season. Someone wrote during the Olympics, during the fuss over the U.S. "Dream Team," that, "The world was reaching out to touch a man who is HIV-positive."

The day after the announcement, Magic appeared on The Arsenio Hall Show, and Arsenio told him that the disease was going to be beaten, "because we want you to live forever." Shortly thereafter, Magic appeared as an Egyptian pharaoh in the video for Michael Jackson's song "Remember the Time." It was a ridiculous video, but, hey, you only live once, right? Arsenio said, "I hope Magic lives a long time, so that, years from now, we can say, 'Hey, Magic: Remember the time?'"

In late 1999, Rick Reilly wrote in Sports Illustrated, "Joe DiMaggio is dead. Wilt Chamberlain is dead. Walter Payton is dead. Payne Stewart is dead. And Magic Johnson is alive." That year, DiMaggio had died at age 84 from lung cancer. Understandable. Chamberlain had died at 63. A shock, but most people didn't know he'd had heart trouble for some time. Payton had died at 45. Sad, but he had publicly mentioned that he had cancer, so it wasn't a surprise. Stewart had died at 42 in a plane crash. Shocking, but plane crashes do happen. It wasn't hard to understand. But it had been 7 years since Magic's announcement of a disease that, at the time, had been publicly understood to be a death sentence. And yet, advancements had made it possible for him to still be alive.

In 2009, Michael Jackson died. In 2016, Magic Johnson is still alive. Indeed, the joke was that he was the only man who had HIV and gained weight.
Magic Johnson, now the owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers,
at Dodger Stadium this past April 15.  He is now 57 years old,
and says he feels great. I have no reason to doubt this.

Ryan White's battle was in the latter half of the 1980s, and showed that an innocent child could suffer from AIDS. David Kirby's photo was in 1990, and showed that AIDS victims were human beings, many with families who hadn't abandoned them or ostracized them. Magic Johnson's announcement was in 1991, and showed that a promiscuously heterosexual man could get AIDS -- from a woman. This was all either late in the 1980s or immediately after.

Eventually, people began to see that women were also suffering from AIDS -- and not secondhand, as the relatives, wives or girlfriends of men with the disease, but firsthand. I saw a movie (I forget which one it was) where a woman said that it wasn't fair that you could die as a result of making love.

And it was true: Most sexually-transmitted diseases, such as gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes and syphilis, while nasty, can be treated, even (in most cases) cured, and you won't die. Before the age of AZT and "triple cocktails," AIDS meant you were going to die, and it was going to be soon enough that you weren't going to be able to do all the things you wanted to do, but it was going to be long enough to be horribly painful and miserable. And it could happen if you "did it" just one time.

So don't preach to me about God and how "Jesus loves you" and then call AIDS "God's judgement." Nothing that any of these people did made them deserve it. Look at all the horrible people from 1980 onward who died from something other than AIDS. Osama bin Laden. Slobodan Milosevic. Saddam Hussein. The Ayatollah Khomeini. Timothy McVeigh.

Vladimir Putin, notoriously anti-gay dictator, is still alive. And so is Pat Robertson, at age 86.

Magic Johnson, you have given the world so much, through your athletic performances, through your businesses (he really is what the rich claim to be, a "job creator"), and your charity. You owe the world nothing more. But I do ask one more thing of you: Outlive Pat Robertson.

John Cardinal O'Connor, the Archbishop of New York from 1984 until his death in 2000, preached against the gay lifestyle, and the condom distribution that has gone a long way toward preventing the spread of HIV, but he ordered the Archdiocese to open the 1st AIDS-specializing clinic in the State of New York. He viewed himself as a moral crusader, but he also saw ministering to the sick and the dying as part of that moral crusade. He saw all people as sinners, and also as human beings.

If more conservatives were like John O'Connor than like Pat Robertson, the world would be a better place.

That could have made the 1980s a better decade -- instead of the worst decade of the 20th Century.

You think the 1910s were worse, because of racism, World War I, and the Spanish Flu Epidemic? You think the 1930s were worse, because of racism, the Great Depression, and fascism? You think the 1940s were worse, because of racism, World War II and the Red Scare? You have good points to make on those scores.

But by the 1980s, having already been through those decades, and the reforms of the 1960s and the 1970s, we should have known better.

But in the 1980s, many people still didn't know better. Worse, many others did, but chose to ignore what they had come to know, because selfishness. The Eighties, not the Seventies, were "The Me Decade."

Today, there are people who would like to go back to that decade. The decade of all the things I mentioned in this post. And the attempts to assassinated Reagan and Pope John Paul II, and the successful ones on Anwar Sadat and Olof Palme. And the 1981 baseball strike. And the Beirut barracks bombing. And the Ethiopian famine (which did, however, inspire Band Aid and Live Aid). And the hijackings of TWA Flight 847 and the MS Achille Lauro, and the destruction of Pan Am Flight 103. And the explosion of the Space Shuttle Challenger. (To be fair, Reagan's speech about the tragedy that night was his finest hour.) And the Howard Beach murder. And the televangelism scandals. And the Hillsborough Disaster that killed 96 people in a stadium in Sheffield and the Loma Prieta Earthquake that killed 63 people in the Bay Area (but, incredibly, no one in the stadium in San Francisco). And the Tienanmen Square Massacre.

You can take your good sports memories, your good entertainment memories, the rise of personal computers and portable phones, the perceived improvement in American feeling, and the end of the Cold War at the end of the decade, and add it all up, and put it all on the scale -- and it still doesn't outweigh the combination of all the evil things and all the things that, while not intentionally evil, were still crap.

I stand by what I said: The 1980s were the worst decade of the 20th Century.

In 2009, Time magazine called the 2000s "The Decade from Hell." So far, the 2010s aren't a whole lot better. But they still have time to redeem themselves, especially if Hillary beats Trump.

There is no redemption for the Egregious Eighties.

How to Be a Met Fan In Cincinnati -- 2016 Edition

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On Monday, September 5, Labor Day, the Mets will be in Cincinnati, to begin a 3-game series against the Reds at Great American Ballpark.

In 2013, due to circumstances beyond my control, the Reds were the only Major League Baseball team I didn't get to do an updated trip guide for. I was able to do 28 teams in 2012, and 29 in 2013. In 2014, the Reds were supposed to be the 30th and last, but with the Mets and Jets going to Cincinnati within a few days of each other, I decided to do the Reds and Bengals at once, the 1st time I did it for 2 sports at once. (This past February 23, I did it for all 3 teams that play in Los Angeles' Staples Center.) And in 2015, I didn't do these trip guides for any MLB teams, except for the Yankees and Mets.

Well, this time, I'm able to do it for the Reds, and that will close it out for MLB this season: As ESPN would say, "30 for 30."

Before You Go. Cincinnati can get really hot in the summer -- and though the Monday is Labor Day, the cultural end of summer, September 5, 6 and 7 are is still in scientific summer. The Cincinnati Enquirer website is predicting low 90s by day and low 70s by night for Monday and Tuesday, and thunderstorms for Tuesday, which may cause a postponement and a day-night, separate-admissions doubleheader for Wednesday. Due to the rain, Wednesday is predicted to be cooler: Mid-80s for daytime, low 60s for the evening.

Cincinnati is in the Eastern Time Zone, so you won't have to set your clocks back.

Tickets. Great American Ball Park -- yes, 4 words -- seats 42,319 people. The Reds are averaging 24,730 per home game this season, a drop of 5,000 over last season. So tickets should be available; whether they're good tickets is for you to decide.

Given their frequent claims of a "family atmosphere," you would expect the Reds' tickets to be cheap. Compared with previous seasons, they are. Infield Boxes will go for $55, Field Boxes (down the foul lines) for $39, Mezzanine and View Box seats for $27, and View Level (uppermost in the stadium) for $129. The right field bleachers go for $12. In honor of a similar section at the old Reds’ ballpark, Crosley Field, these bleachers are known as the Sun Deck for day games and the Moon Deck for night games. Terrace Outfield (left field) are $25.

Getting There. It's 641 miles from Times Square in New York to Fountain Square in Cincinnati, and 650 miles from Citi Field to Great American Ballpark.

Flying may seem like a good option, and don't let the fact that Cincinnati-Northern Kentucky International Airport is in Florence, Kentucky fool you: It's just 13 miles southwest of downtown, a little closer (and in the same direction) than Newark Airport is to Midtown Manhattan. And if you order now, you can get a round-trip nonstop ticket on United Airlines for $700.

Greyhound's run between the 2 cities is not good, a 16-hour ride that costs $160 round-trip (but it can be dropped to $118 with advanced-purchase) and forces you to change buses in either Cleveland or Columbus. The terminal is at 1005 Gilbert Avenue, less than a mile northeast of Fountain Square. Take the Number 11 bus to get downtown.

Amtrak's run to Cincy is problematic as well, as it only offers service out of Penn Station to Cincinnati, on the Cardinal, every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, and it'll nearly 19 hours, from 6:45 AM until 1:31 AM outbound and from 3:27 AM to almost 9:58 AM back. At least it'll be cheap by Amtrak standards, $164.

Union Terminal, now also a museum and shopping mall, is at 1301 Western Avenue, about a mile and a half northwest of downtown. And you'd have to walk 5 blocks to Linn & Clark Streets just to get to the closest downtown bus (Number 27).
In the 1970s, Cincinnati-based Taft Broadcasting owned
Hanna-Barbera Productions, producers of the cartoon Super Friends,
and so the Terminal became the model for
the Justice League's headquarters, the Hall of Justice.

If you decide to drive, it's far enough that it will help to get someone to go with you and split the duties, and to trade off driving and sleeping.

You'll need to get on the New Jersey Turnpike. Take it to Exit 14, to Interstate 78. Follow I-78 west all the way through New Jersey, to Phillipsburg, and across the Delaware River into Easton, Pennsylvania. Continue west on I-78 until reaching Harrisburg. There, you will merge onto I-81. Take Exit 52 to U.S. Route 11, which will soon take you onto I-76. This is the Pennsylvania Turnpike, the nation’s first superhighway, opening in 1940.

The Turnpike will eventually be a joint run between I-76 and Interstate 70. Once that happens, you’ll stay on I-70, all the way past Pittsburgh, across the little northern panhandle of West Virginia, and into Ohio all the way to the State Capitol of Columbus. Then leave I-70 at Exit 99 and get on Interstate 71 south to Cincinnati.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and 15 minutes in New Jersey, 5 hours and 30 minutes in Pennsylvania, 15 minutes in West Virginia, and about 3 hours in Ohio. That’s about 10 hours. Counting rest stops, preferably halfway through Pennsylvania and just after you enter Ohio and around Columbus, and accounting for traffic in both New York and Cincinnati, it should be no more than 14 hours, which would save you time on both Greyhound and Amtrak, if not flying.

Once In the City. Founded in 1788, Cincinnati was named by Arthur St. Clair, then Governor of the Northwest Territory. He was a member of the Society of Cincinnati, an organization that was a tribute to George Washington, then called "the New Cincinnatus." Cincinnatus was, like Washington, a farmer who had previously led his country, in his case ancient Rome, into battle, and was called back to lead the nation as a whole. He did, and defeated the Aequians in battle, and then, just 16 days after he took charge, resigned and retired to his farm.

Germans were among the first settlers, which explains why the city had a strong brewing tradition, and why the 1882 version of the Cincinnati Red Stockings founded the original American Association, known as "The Beer and Whiskey League" because, unlike the National League, they refused to prohibit the selling of alcohol in their stadiums. Even in the early 20th Century, sportswriters would refer to that team's descendant, the Reds, as "the gingery Germans of Zinzinatti." Like Notre Dame's nickname of "The Fighting Irish," the nickname no longer has much ethnic relevance; unlike "The Fighting Irish," however, it's not still used.

Cincinnati is one of the smallest markets in the major leagues, with the city being home to just 298,000 people -- if you count Tampa and St. Petersburg as one city, it's the smallest in the major leagues. The metropolitan area is home to only 2.2 million people, making it the 2nd-smallest, ahead of only Milwaukee. It's 28th in the NFL.

Despite this, and despite having lost their NBA team in 1972 and never regained it, Cincinnati has never been in serious danger of losing either the Reds or the Bengals. While the Reds were targeted by cities looking to get into MLB in the 1950s and '60s, the city was proactive in stopping them, and the construction of Riverfront Stadium made sure the teams were set to stay for the rest of the 20th Century. The construction of replacements for Riverfront has made sure the teams are set to stay for at least the 1st half of the 21st.

In spite of the city's willingness to drink, it's one of the most conservative cities in America, home to the Taft political family that has now seen 5 straight generations achieve high office, including a President in the early 20th Century and a recent Governor.

The Reds also have a policy banning facial hair. And if you watched the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati, you noticed that station owner Mama Carlson (Carol Bruce) only made the switch from "beautiful music" to rock and roll in 1978 because the station was losing money, and even her son, Arthur "Big Guy" Carlson (Gordon Jump), while willing to manage a rock station, was hopelessly square -- though not as square as newsman Les Nessman (Richard Sanders). Things hadn't changed much in the century or so since Mark Twain remarked that if the world came to an end, it would take Cincinnati 20 years to notice.

Vine Street is the street address divider between East and West, with the North-South streets' addresses increasing as you go north from the Ohio River. The sales tax in the State of Ohio is 5.75 percent, rising to 6.5 percent in Hamilton County, including the City of Cincinnati.

Cincinnati does not have a subway: Construction of a system began in the 1910s, but was abandoned in the 1920s, and occasional attempts to try again, using the existing tunnels, have never gotten anywhere. Cincinnati Metro buses have a one-zone fare of $1.75, and $2.65 outside the City but within the County.

Going In. Great American Ball Park (they spell "ball park" as 2 words, and it is named for the insurance company owned by former Reds owner Carl Lindner Jr.), opened in 2003, is separated from downtown by I-71/U.S. Route 50, and is right on the Ohio River. Although, like Arm & Hammer Park in Trenton, the park is close enough to the river that a very strong player could hit a fair ball into it, unlike in Trenton as of yet this has not happened in an official game.

The Southbank Shuttle leaves from 5th & Vine Streets in Fountain Square, although the park is basically close enough to walk to from anywhere in downtown. The park's official address is 100 Joe Nuxhall Way, named for the 1950s-60 Reds reliever and longtime broadcaster who died in 2007. Officially, the streets around it are 2nd Street (3rd base) to the north, Broadway Street (left field, and, no, that's not "Broadway," it's "Broadway Street") to the east, Mehring Way/U.S. Route 27 (right field) to the south and Main Street/Joe Nuxhall Way (1st base) to the west. Extending from the 1st base side is Pete Rose Way.
Great American Ballpark, with U.S. Bank Arena next-door

Parking in Cincinnati is cheap. Most parking meters are free after 6:00 PM, and there's a garage on 6th Street between Broadway & Sycamore that charges only $2.00.

You'll be most likely to enter by 2nd Street or Pete Rose Way. You'll see a limestone carving of a kid in a baseball uniform looking up at grownup players. These statues are known as The Spirit of Baseball. They also have a mosaic paying tribute to the 2 most famous baseball teams from Cincinnati, which I’ll get to when I discuss Team History Displays.
The ballpark faces southeast, away from downtown and the city's skyscrapers. But the park's openness does provide a nice view of the river and the Kentucky shoreline beyond. The scoreboard has a steamboat motif known as the Power Stacks. The field is natural grass. The foul lines are rather close, 328 to left and 325 to right. However, the alleys have respectable distances, 379 to left and 370 to right, and center field is 404.
The Power Stacks. Behind them
is the Taylor-Southgate Bridge.

Adam Dunn hit the longest home run in the park's history, a 535-foot shot in 2004. Mark McGwire hit the longest at Riverfront Stadium, a 473-foot shot in 2000. Who hit the longest at Crosley Field isn't clear, but most sources cite a 1967 drive by Jimmy Wynn, a native of nearby Hamilton, Ohio: Then with the Houston Astros, "the Toy Cannon" (he was only 5-foot-9 but had a lot of power) cranked one over the left-center-field scoreboard (58 feet high), and it landed on Interstate 75, the Mill Creek Expressway. This was probably at least 475 feet.

Food. Being in Big Ten Country, where tailgate parties are practically a sacrament, you would expect the Cincinnati ballpark to have lots of good options. Not really: The options are plentiful, but I wouldn't recommend them.

That traditional Midwestern favorite, the bratwurst, is sold at Queen City Brats, behind Section 514 in the upper deck. A stand called State Fair is at Section 130, and sells tradition state/county fair stuff like corn dogs, fried doughnuts and funnel cake -- check that, "funnel cake fries."

If your stomach is strong enough for that stuff, you may be prepared for this: Not only does Cincinnati, like Detroit, favor the "cheese coney," a hot dog with chili and cheese on it, but they like chili over… spaghetti. Huh? Cheese coneys are sold at Skyline Time stands at Sections 103, 116, 130, 519 and 534. A recent Thrillist article on the best food at every Major League Baseball stadium
names Skyline Chili as the best food at GABP, admitting, "out-of-towners might not be able to grasp what makes the famous Skyline puddle so damn endearing to Queen City taste buds," and calling it "messy pseudo-chili."

The 4192 Bar, named for Rose's record-breaking hit, is behind Section 306. Another section named for Rose, Pete's Head First Dogs, is at 512. (Apparently, MLB can prevent Rose from working for the Reds, or any other team, but they can't control who the Reds name facilities after.) Doggy's Dogs, a hot-dog stand named for the nickname of Tony Perez, is behind 525. Frank's Franks, named for Frank Robinson, are at 113, 143 and 531. Roebling Dogs, named for the family that built the old suspension bridge near the ballpark before moving to New York and building the Brooklyn Bridge, is at 112 and 130.

There's a Bob Evans restaurant (the chain is headquartered in Ohio) at 516. And the Machine Room, named for the 1970s "Big Red Machine," is at Suite Level -- which you're unlikely to even see. What you may see, at 130 or 514, is a stand called Penn Station, but this is no reference to New York. Indeed, it's closer to a Philadelphia-style stand, selling cheesesteaks.
The Mosaic's tribute to the 1869 Red Stockings

Team History Displays. Outside the park is The Mosaic, honoring Cincinnati's 2 most famous baseball teams: The 1869 Red Stockings, baseball’s first openly professional team (though the current Reds have no official connection to this club, which was disbanded after the 1880 season) and the 1970s Reds, manager Sparky Anderson's Big Red Machine.
The Mosaic's tribute to the Big Red Machine.
L to R: Ken Griffey Sr., right field; Tony Perez, 1st base;
Johnny Bench, catcher; Joe Morgan, 2nd base;
Pete Rose, 3rd base; Dave Concepcion, shortstop;
George Foster, left field; and Cesar Geronimo, center field.

A tribute to Rose is on the back of the left-field scoreboard, known as the 4192 Mural for his record-breaking 4,192nd career hit, which he notched at Riverfront Stadium on September 11, 1985. (A revision of records shows that Ty Cobb actually had 4,189 career hits, not 4,191, and this was known as early as 1981; however, MLB hadn't yet officially changed it by 1985. If they had, Rose would have broken the record earlier, on the road.)

The Power Stacks have 7 bats on them, totaling 14, a way of acknowledging Rose's Number 14, before they finally decided to retire it without caring what the MLB suits did. (It had only been issued once since, in the brief 1997 callup of Pete Rose Jr., who's had his own problems but has never been banned from the game. The street named Pete Rose Way is outside the ballpark, and MLB and its Commissioner has no say in what the street can be named.)
The team's officially retired numbers are shown behind home plate, at press box level: Bench's 5, Morgan's 8, Anderson's 10, Concepcion's 13, Rose's 14, Robinson's 20, Perez's 24, the 1 of 1961 Pennant-winning manager Fred Hutchinson (who died of cancer in 1964 shortly after nearly leading them to another Pennant), the 11 of 1990s-2000s shortstop Barry Larkin, and the 18 of 1950s slugger Ted Kluszewski.
June 26, 2016 -- almost 30 years after he played his last game

Phillies legend Mike Schmidt grew up in nearby Dayton, Ohio, while Robinson was starring for the Reds in the late 1950s and early 1960s, and wore 20 in tribute to him. Along with Willie McCovey and Reggie Jackson wearing 44 in honor of Hank Aaron, and Al Kaline wearing 6 in honor of Stan Musial, as far as I know it's the only number in baseball retired in honor of a player who wore it in tribute to another player’s number that ended up retired. (Troy Tulowitzki has admitted to wearing Number 2 in honor of Derek Jeter, but he is currently still active, and it remains to be seen whether the Colorado Rockies or the Toronto Blue Jays retire it for him.)

Logos of microphones in honor of broadcasters Waite Hoyt, Joe Nuxhall and Marty Brennaman are placed alongside the retired numbers. Nuxhall, like Jimmy Wynn a native of Hamilton, was in high school, just short of his 16th birthday, when the manpower shortage of World War II made the Reds desperate enough to sign him, and make him the youngest player in major league history, on June 10, 1944. It didn't go so well: He got shelled in his one and only appearance. This did not deter him, though: After graduation, he remained in the Reds' minor-league system, worked his way back, and pitched for them from 1952 to 1960, including their near-miss season of 1956, when he made his 2nd straight appearance on the NL All-Star team. But they traded him, and he missed their 1961 Pennant. He came back, retiring in 1966, and went into the broadcast booth.

Nuxy wore Number 39 for most of his Reds career, but the number has not been retired for him; it is currently worn by backup catcher Devin Mesoraco. Nuxy would conclude a broadcast by saying, "This is the Old Lefthander, rounding third and heading for home." Kind of an odd signoff, considering he was a pitcher... and is best remember outside of Cincinnati not for being old (he wasn't quite 38 when he pitched his last game), but for being in a major league game when he was 15 years old.

Hoyt was also signed to his first pro contract at age 15, by the New York Giants out of Brooklyn's Erasmus Hall High School. He made his big-league debut with the Giants in 1918, shortly before turning 19. But they sent him to the Red Sox, who made him one of several players they sent to the Yankees, and he became a Hall-of-Fame pitcher throughout the 1920s. He would return to the Giants in 1932, and closed his playing career with his "hometown" Dodgers in 1938. He won 237 games, but after he joined Alcoholics Anonymous -- one of the first pro athletes to admit having done so -- he said he would have won 300 if not for his drinking. I believe him. He broadcast for the Reds from 1942 to 1972, and was so popular that the team released 2 record albums of his rain-delay stories, The Best of Waite Hoyt in the Rain. Born in 1899, he died in 1984.

Brennaman, who was recently honored with the Hall of Fame's Ford Frick Award for broadcasting, actually started in the Mets' organization, doing 3 years with the team then known as the Tidewater Tides, as he is a native of the Norfolk area. He has been the Reds' main voice since 1974, the middle of the Big Red Machine years. His postgame tagline, in the event of a Cincinnati victory, is "And this one belongs to the Reds!" His son Thom Brennaman has joined him as a Reds broadcaster, after having been part of the inaugural broadcast team of the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Outside the main entrance is Crosley Terrace, a reference to Crosley Field, with statues of Crosley-era stars Nuxhall, Kluszewski, Robinson and 1930s-40s catcher Ernie Lombardi, a Hall-of-Famer and one of the best-hitting catchers ever, but whose Number 4 has never been retired by the Reds.

Banners for the Reds' 5 World Series wins are hung in the left field corner. They do not hang any other banners, for the Pennants where they lost the World Series, the Division titles where they didn't win the Pennant, or their 1999 Wild Card Playoff in which they lost to the Mets at Riverfront.
The team has a Cincinnati Reds Hall of Fame and Museum, located on the west side of the park on Main Street. Oddly, the Reds have more players in their team Hall of Fame than any other – in fact, more than any team in the 4 North American major league sports except the Green Bay Packers: 86.

* From the 1869 Red Stockings: The brothers Harry and George Wright (not to be confused with the Wright Brothers from Southern Ohio who invented the airplane in 1903, these Wright Brothers invented professional baseball). They are in the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown.

* From the remainder of the 19th Century: Pitchers Will White and Tony Mullane, 1st basemen John Reilly and Jake Beckley, 2nd baseman John "Bid" McPhee, and center fielder Billy "Dummy" Hoy, a deaf player who was supposedly the inspiration for umpires' hand signals for balls and strikes, and who threw out the first ball at a 1961 World Series game between the Yanks and Reds, at age 99, then the oldest ex-player ever. (Sadly, he didn't quite make it to 100.) McPhee and Beckley are in Cooperstown.

* From early in the 20th Century, but not making it to 1919: Pitcher Frank "Noodles" Hahn, and outfielders Cy Seymour and Bob Ewing.

* From the 1919 World Champions: Team president August Herrmann, center fielder Edd Roush, 1st baseman Jake Daubert, left fielder Raymond "Rube" Bressler, 3rd baseman Henry "Heinie" Groh, shortstop Larry Kopf, and early Cuban pitcher Adolfo "Dolf" Luque. Roush, who is in Cooperstown, was the possessor of the most lauded outfield arm of his era, and lived until 1988 insisting that the Reds would have beaten the Chicago White Sox in that World Series even if the "Black Sox" had played on the level. (He had a case: The Reds won 95 games that season, the White Sox only 88.)

* From between the 1919 and 1939 Pennants: Catcher Eugene "Bubbles" Hargrave, 2nd baseman Hughie Critz, and pitchers Eppa Rixey, Pete Donohue and Charles "Red" Lucas. Rixey is in Cooperstown.

* From the 1939 Pennant winners and the 1940 World Champions: Manager Bill McKechnie, general manager Warren Giles, catcher Ernie Lombardi, 1st baseman Frank McCormick, 2nd baseman Lonny Frey, shortstop Billy Myers, 3rd baseman Billy Werber, left fielder Mike McCormick (who didn't debut until 1940), center fielder Harry Craft, right fielder Ival Goodman, and pitchers Paul Derringer, Johnny Vander Meer (he of the back-to-back no-hitters in 1938) and William "Bucky" Walters. McKechnie, Giles and Lombardi are in Cooperstown.

* From between the 1940 and 1961 Pennants: Pitchers Ewell Blackwell, Brooks Lawrence and Joe Nuxhall, catcher Forrest "Smoky" Burgess, 1st baseman Ted Kluszewski and shortstop Roy McMillan.

* From the 1961 Pennant winners: Manager Fred Hutchinson, 1st baseman Gordy Coleman, 2nd baseman Johnny Temple, shortstop Leo Cardenas, left fielder Jerry Lynch, center fielders Gus Bell and Vada Pinson, right fielders Frank Robinson and Wally Post, and pitchers Jim Maloney, Joey Jay, Jim O'Toole and Bob Purkey. Robinson is in Cooperstown. The next season, Gus Bell became an original Met. His son Buddy and grandson David became big-league stars as well. Each of them had David as their real name.

* From their 1970 and/or 1972 Pennant winners, but not making it to 1975: 1st baseman Lee May, 2nd baseman Tommy Helms and pitcher Wayne Granger.

* From their 1975 and 1976 World Champions: Manager George "Sparky" Anderson, GM Bob Howsam (also responsible for establishing the Denver Broncos), catcher Johnny Bench, 1st basemen Tony Perez and Dan Driessen, 2nd baseman Joe Morgan, shortstop Dave Concepcion, 3rd baseman Pete Rose, left fielder George Foster, center fielder Cesar Geronimo, right fielder Ken Griffey Sr., and pitchers Gary Nolan, Clay Carroll, Don Gullett, Pedro Borbon and Jack Billingham. Anderson, Bench, Perez and Morgan are in Cooperstown, lots of people think Concepcion should be, lots of people thought Foster would be, and Rose would have been if he hadn't broken that rule.

* From their 1979 National League Western Division Champions: Pitchers Tom Seaver and Mario Soto, and 2nd baseman Ron Oester. Seaver, of course, is in Cooperstown.

* From their 1985, '86, '87 and '88 teams that finished 2nd in the NL West, but had no Wild Card berth to take: Cincinnati native right fielder Dave Parker.

* From their 1990 World Champions: Shortstop Barry Larkin, 3rd baseman Chris Sabo, center fielder Eric Davis, and pitchers Tom Browning and Jose Rijo. Larkin is in Cooperstown.

* From since 1990: Center fielder Ken Griffey Jr., elected to Cooperstown this year; and 1st baseman Sean Casey.

Only 1 Reds player was chosen for the 1st All-Star Game in 1933, and while he is in the Hall of Fame, he's better known as a St. Louis Cardinal: Slugging outfielder Charles "Chick" Hafey. Robinson, Rose, Bench, Morgan, Seaver and Griffey were named to The Sporting News' 100 Greatest Baseball Players in 1999. The same year, Rose, Bench and Griffey (then still active and not yet having played for the Reds) were named to the Major League Baseball Hall-Century Team. In 2006, DHL ran its Hometown Heroes poll, and Reds fans chose Rose.

Outside the stadium are statues of Lombardi, Nuxhall, Robinson, Bench and Morgan. The statue of Bench calls him "Baseball’s Greatest Catcher." To turn Sparky Anderson's words from the 1976 World Series about Thurman Munson on their head, Don't embarrass anybody by comparing him to Yogi Berra.
It doesn't mention that Bench hosted The Baseball Bunch
on NBC from 1980 to 1985.

Oddly, there seems to be no mention in the fan-viewable areas of Powel Crosley, who owned the Reds from 1934 until his death in 1961 (before that Pennant season began), and made the Reds' 1930s revival, and perhaps their long-term future in Cincinnati, possible.

Stuff. Clubhouse stores are located all over GABP. The usual items that can be found at a souvenir store can be found there.

With the 1970s nostalgia wave in full flower now, books about the Reds teams of that decade, known as the Big Red Machine, have come out. Tom Adelman's The Long Ball tells of the 1975 season, and how the Reds and the Boston Red Sox went through them on their way to their meeting in an epic World Series. There's The Machine: A Hot Team, a Legendary Season, and a Heart-Stopping World Series: The Story of the 1975 Cincinnati Reds, by Joe Posnanski; and The 1976 Cincinnati Reds: Last Hurrah for the Big Red Machine, by Doug Feldmann, a tribute to the only team ever to go undefeated in a baseball postseason of more than 1 round (7-0; the 1999 Yankees went 11-1).

There's also Before the Machine: The Story of the 1961 Pennant-Winning Reds by Mark J. Schmetzer and Greg Rhodes, issued on the 50th Anniversary of that team. A contemporary book about that team, Pennant Race, was written by one of their pitchers, Jim Brosnan, who had previously written about a less successful season with the St. Louis Cardinals in The Long Season. Jim Bouton's Ball Four was clearly influenced by Brosnan, who died a few weeks ago.

Available DVDs include Cincinnati Reds Memories, the official World Series highlight films of 1975, 1976 and 1990 (the 1919 and 1940 titles preceded official films), and a box set of the 1975 Series, including every Series game (yes, including the legendary Game 6 that the Red Sox lost) and a few bonuses from that era.

During the Game. A recent Thrillist article on "Baseball's Most Intolerable Fans" ranked Reds fans 11th, putting them not quite in the Top 10 of the most intolerable. Though I suspect they might not be even that bad if it weren't for their still being too willing to defend the indefensible Pete Rose.

Because of their Midwest/Heartland image, Reds fans like a "family atmosphere." You won't hear much dirty language at a Reds game. And you do not have to worry about wearing Met gear in Great American Ball Park. Just because the sight of the Reds'"Wishbone C" logo still makes Met fans remember the 1973 NLCS fight that Rose picked with the far smaller Bud Harrelson doesn't make Reds fans hate the Mets. Though they do tend to not like New York, for reasons beyond baseball.

But unless you're wearing Cleveland Browns gear to a Cincinnati Bengals game, University of Michigan gear to an Ohio State University sporting event, or gear of either side of the local college basketball rivalry -- the University of Cincinnati or Xavier University -- to the other school's home game, people from Cincinnati aren't going to go out of their way to be obnoxious to you, let alone violent.

This season, the Reds are wearing patches in memory of Bernie Stowe, who died this past February at age 80. He first worked for the Reds in 1947, as a 12-year-old batboy, and became a clubhouse attendant and eventually equipment manager, retiring after the 2013 season.

The Reds made the Wednesday a Senior Citizens Special. Other than that, they haven't made these games a promotion. No caps, T-shirts, bobbleheads, towels, etc. are being given away. Nor are there any anniversary commemorations on these days. And they don't have a regular National Anthem singer, instead holding auditions for it.

The Reds don't have any notable in-park fans, although Harry Thobe, a stonemason from nearby Oxford, Ohio who showed up at Crosley Field wearing a straw hat and carrying a megaphone. He was sort of a Midwestern version of the Dodgers' Hilda Chester, the Yankees' Freddy Sez or the Mets' Cow-Bell Man.
Nor do they have many celebrity fans, although George Clooney is one, coming from Lexington, Kentucky, 83 miles away. True, that's about as close as Northeast Philadelphia is to Midtown Manhattan, but the Reds are still the closest major-league team, unless (as is incredibly unlikely) Louisville gets back into the majors for the first time since 1899.

The Reds were one of the first teams to have a mascot, Mr. Red. He served as the team's logo for a long time before becoming a man in a costume on the field. There is a retro version called Mr. Redlegs, which matches the team's logo from the 1950s when, due to McCarthyism, being called "Reds" was considered un-American. This version had a 19th Century-style mustache, reminding people that Cincinnati was the birthplace of professional baseball (though, again, this Reds team, which began in 1882, is not the same team as the 1869 one). A female mascot, Rosie Red, and a furry red… thing called Gapper have joined Mr. Red.
During the 7th Inning Stretch, following "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," the Reds play "Twist and Shout" -- the Beatles' version, possibly in honor of their 1966 concert at Crosley. This is a little odd, since the vocal group that originated the song, the Isley Brothers, were from Cincinnati. Their postgame victory song is "Unstoppable" by Foxy Shazam.

James Brown and some other big-time musicians were also associated with Cincy-based record companies. And George's aunt Rosemary Clooney got her start there as well. But Cincinnati is simply not a very hip town – and those rural natives of Southern Ohio, Northern Kentucky, Southeastern Indiana and Western West Virginia like it that way. Mark Twain said in the 1880s that if the world came to an end, it would take Cincinnati 20 years to notice.

After the Game. Downtown should be safe, but stay downtown. Cincinnati does have a bit of a crime problem. In 2001, there was a race riot there, something rarely seen in America since the 1960s until the recent rash of police brutality protests in cities like St. Louis, Baltimore, Cleveland and Dallas.

Across Joe Nuxhall Way, to the west of the Ball Park, are Holy Grail Tavern & Grill, and Moerlein Lager House. A little further down, on East Freedom Way at Walnut Street, is the Yard House. For anything else, you'll have to walk north, and cross over Interstate 71, the Fort Washington Way, into downtown Cincinnati proper.

I can find no references to well-known postgame bars, or to places where New Yorkers gather in or around Cincinnati. The sites that usually list bars for football fans in exile don't seem to have references to where Yankees, Mets, Giants or Jets fans go when they live near Cincy. In contrast, Phebe's, at 359 Bowery at East 4th Street, is New York's home for fans of the Cincinnati Reds and Bengals.

Sidelights. Cincinnati may have only 2 major league teams now, and one of those (the Bengals) has been a joke for most of the last 20 years. But it's a pretty good sports town, and here's some of the highlights:

* Site of Riverfront Stadium. The home of the Reds from 1970 to 2002 (known as Cinergy Field in its final years) and the NFL's Bengals from 1970 to 1999 was across Main Street from its baseball replacement, bounded also by 2nd Street, Mehring Way and Vine Street.
Here, the Reds reached the postseason 9 times (yes, Mrs. Bueller: "Nine times!"), winning 5 Pennants and 3 World Series. The Bengals made the Playoffs here 7 times, winning the AFC Championship in 1981 (beating the San Diego Chargers in what is officially listed as the coldest game in NFL history) and 1988 (on both occasions, going on to lose the Super Bowl to the San Francisco 49ers). Riverfront was a pioneer in artificial turf, the 1st outdoor stadium in either MLB or the NFL to have it, and the 1st to host either league’s postseason on it.
The National Underground Railroad Freedom Center is now on the site. And just beyond it is the John A. Roebling Suspension Bridge, opened in 1866 and named for its designer, who used it as the basis for his greatest achievement, the Brooklyn Bridge. The bar and restaurant district on the Covington, Kentucky side of the bridge is known as Roebling Point.

* Paul Brown Stadium. Opening in 2000, and named for the legendary coach of the Cleveland Browns and the founding owner and coach of the Bengals, This 65,000-seat stadium has also hosted the University of Cincinnati (including its entire 2014 home schedule while Nippert Stadium was being renovated, thus the Bengals returning the favor of UC letting them play there in their 1st 2 seasons), Ohio State, and Miami University of Ohio.
It's 4 blocks west of Great American Ball Park, and 2 blocks west of where Riverfront Stadium was. Officially, the address is 1 Paul Brown Stadium. It's bounded by 2nd Street, Elm Street, Mehring Way and Central Avenue.

* U.S. Bank Arena. Formerly known as the Riverfront Coliseum, this building went up across Broadway from Riverfront Stadium (and can be seen from Great American Ball Park) in 1975, and has hosted minor league hockey ever since, including the current Cincinnati Cyclones.
The Cincinnati Stingers of the World Hockey Association played here from 1975 to 1979. They reached the Playoffs in 1977 and 1979, but were not invited to join the NHL. Hall-of-Famers Mark Messier and Mike Gartner made their "major league" debuts here, and, as such were named to the WHA All-Time Team.

The University of Cincinnati basketball team played home games here from 1976 to 1987 -- though, contrary to what I had posted in previous years, rivals Xavier University never used it as a home court.

Unfortunately, the arena is best known for the tragic events of December 3, 1979, when 11 fans were killed and 26 others were injured, when fans rushed in for "festival seating" for a concert by The Who. This event was immortalized shortly thereafter in an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, ordinarily one of the funniest situation comedies of its time, and easily the best TV show set in the city.

It's unlikely that Cincinnati will get a new major league team for this arena anytime soon. The metro area would rank 26th in population among NBA markets, and 23rd in the NHL. The closest NBA team is the Indiana Pacers, 113 miles to the northwest. The closest NHL team, representing the entire State of Ohio (including Cincinnati and Cleveland, normally bitter rivals), is the Columbus Blue Jackets, 107 miles to the northeast.

* Crosley Field site. Three different ballparks were at a location bounded by Findlay Street, Western Avenue, Liberty Street and Dalton Avenue, a convenient location for teams coming into the city through the Union Terminal: League Park from 1884 to 1901, the elaborate Palace of the Fans from 1902 to 1911, and the 3rd from 1912 to 1970. First named Redland Field, appliance executive Powel Crosley renamed it for himself when he bought the Reds in 1934.
Photo possibly taken during the 1961 World Series,
since the path for the Expressway has been cleared.

Here, the Reds won the Pennant in 1919, 1939, 1940 and 1961, winning the World Series in 1919 and 1940. The Yankees clinched World Series wins here in 1939 and 1961. Bush Stadium, the former home of the Triple-A team in Indianapolis, stood in for it and Comiskey Park in Eight Men Out, the film about the Black Sox scandal.

Best known as the first big-league ballpark with lights, in 1935, it had an infamous incline, a.k.a. the "terrace," that was trouble for left fielders; a building behind left field with an ad for the Superior Towel and Linen Service, nicknamed the Laundry Roof, which was torn down in 1960 to make way for Interstate 75 and a rerouted U.S. Route 52, the Mill Creek Expressway; and a right field bleacher section known as the Sun Deck for day games and the Moon Deck for night games.
The "terrace," and the "laundry roof" before its demolition in 1960

Crosley was also home to an NFL team named the Cincinnati Reds in 1933 and '34. The Beatles played there on August 21, 1966, and the Cincinnati Pop Festival was held there on June 13, 1970, featuring Iggy & the Stooges, Mountain, Grand Funk Railroad, Alice Cooper, Traffic, Bob Seger and Mott the Hoople.
Note the terrace in left field, and the Sun Deck in right field

The park was demolished in 1972. An industrial park now stands on the site, a 15-minute walk from Union Terminal. The Number 27 and 49 buses will get you Linn and Findlay, a 7-block walk (counting I-75) from the site.

* Blue Ash Sports Center. A replica of Crosley Field was built in 1988 in suburban Blue Ash, complete with a few original seats. The field dimensions are the same, including the left-field terrace. The scoreboard shows the correct information (and advertising signs) from the last game, a 5-4 Reds win over the San Francisco Giants on June 24, 1970. The light towers are in the right places.
There is, however, no laundry roof behind left field or Sun Deck behind right field. Edd Roush and Ted Kluszewski are dead, and Frank Robinson and Johnny Bench won't show up -- although Pete Rose might, if you offer him enough money.
Baseball at Crosley
"New Crosley" is the centerpiece of the Blue Ash Sports Center, which also includes 10 other baseball fields and 2 soccer fields. 11540 Grooms Road, 16 miles northeast of Fountain Square, just inside Interstate 275, Cincinnati's "beltway." Reachable by car only

As for the original 1869 Red Stockings, they played at the Union Cricket Club Grounds, a field with a stand for about 4,000 people. The Union Terminal was built on the site, so if you do come into Cincinnati by train, you’re already on the birthplace of professional baseball. 1301 Western Avenue. Bus 1 from downtown.

* Nippert Stadium. Home to the University of Cincinnati's football team since 1924, and the original home (1968-69) of the Bengals, this ground has been extensively remodeled, so that it has few of the difficulties of being an old stadium, but also none of the look and atmosphere of one. 99 W. Corry Street, at Backstage Drive, on the UC campus. Number 17 or 19 bus.

On August 15, 2015, pro soccer came to the Queen City of the Midwest, as Reds owner Carl Lindner founded FC Cincinnati. They use Nippert as their home field, and their manager is John Harkes, a native of Kearny, New Jersey, a mainstay of the U.S. soccer team in the 1980s and '90s, and a star at English club Sheffield Wednesday. They play in the United Soccer League, the 3rd tier of American soccer. For now, the closest Major League Soccer team to Cincinnati is the Columbus Crew, 111 miles from Fountain Square.
Nippert Stadium. To the north, Campus Recreation Hall.
To the east, Fifth Third Arena. To the south,
the Corbett Center for the Performing Arts.
To the west, the student center and the bookstore.

* Fifth Third Arena. Formerly the Myrl H. Shoemaker Center, the new home of the UC basketball team is adjacent to Nippert Stadium. It seats 13,176 and opened in 1989. The baseball stadium is also adjacent, and it's named after former Reds owner, cheapskate and Nazi sympathizer Marge Schott. Apparently, the University thought her money was as good as anyone else's. Then again, they also stood by coach Bob Huggins for years, despite his recruiting violations and drunken driving.
* Cintas Center. Opening in 2000, this is the new home of Xavier University basketball. Its tight quarters, seating only 10,250, make it one of the toughest arenas in the country for a visiting team.
And when the Xavier Musketeers and the UC Bearcats play each other, well, let's just say you should pick another game to attend. Since there's no other intracity rivalry of any consequence (unless you count high school football), this game gets the kind of treatment that Duke-North Carolina, Louisville-Kentucky, and English soccer "derbies" get. As the great college football broadcaster Keith Jackson would say, "These two teams just... don't... like each other." 1624 Herald Avenue at Clenay Avenue, on the XU campus. Number 4 bus.
* Cincinnati Gardens. Seating 10,208 people, this is now one of the oldest surviving indoor sports arenas in North America, opening in 1949 and hosting the NBA's Cincinnati Royals from 1957 to 1972. Oscar Robertson and Jerry Lucas went from here to Hall of Fame careers, although neither won a title with the Royals. (The Big O did so with the 1971 Milwaukee Bucks, Lucas with the 1973 Knicks.) The Royals moved to Kansas City (and, due to the baseball team having the same name, became the Kansas City and eventually Sacramento Kings).
A succession of minor league hockey teams has played here, and it has hosted arena football, too. The Gardens played host to the Beatles on August 27, 1964; and to Elvis Presley on November 11, 1971; June 27, 1973; March 21, 1976; and, just before his death, on June 25, 1977. 2250 Seymour Avenue at Langdon Farm Road, on the northeast side of town, near the Seymour Plaza, Swifton, and Hillcrest shopping centers. Number 43 bus.
Currently without an NBA team, a recent New York Times article shows basketball allegiances around the country. Since most people in Southern Ohio would rather vote for a Democrat than support a Cleveland-based team, the Cavaliers are not popular here, not even with LeBron James back. The Miami Heat, Los Angeles Lakers and Chicago Bulls were the top 3 choices in that article, although the Heat have no doubt fallen off dramatically without LeBron.

It's 109 miles from downtown Cincinnati to Ohio State, 82 miles to the University of Kentucky, 103 miles to the University of Louisville, and 130 miles to Indiana University. And it's 52 miles from downtown Cincinnati to the University of Dayton, whose 13,435-seat University of Dayton Arena (I know, not a very imaginative name), opened in 1969, has hosted more NCAA Tournament games that any other building: 107. (No Final Four has ever been held in Ohio, and none probably ever will, unless they end up putting a dome on Paul Brown Stadium, FirstEnergy Stadium in Cleveland, or Ohio Stadium in Columbus.)

* Spring Grove Cemetery. If you're a visiting Met fan, you won't care about this. But if you're a visiting Jet (or Giant) fan and a Yankee Fan, Spring Grove is the final resting place of Yankee Hall-of-Famers Miller Huggins (a Cincinnati native who played for the Reds) and Waite Hoyt (who broadcast for the Reds.) 4521 Spring Grove Avenue. Number 20 bus to Winton Road & Froome Avenue, then a left on Gray Road.

Cincinnati isn't a big museum city, but it is a Presidential birthplace, very nearly a Presidential birthplace twice over, and a Presidential burial place. The William Howard Taft National Historic Site, where the 27th President of the United States and the 10th Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States was born and lived the first 25 years of his life, is at 2038 Auburn Avenue on the north side of town. The same Number 43 bus that would take you to Cincinnati Gardens would take you there.

The tomb of William Henry Harrison, the 9th President, who famously won the Battle of Tippecanoe (near Lafayette, Indiana and Purdue University) against Indians (not the Cleveland variety) in 1811 and died only a month after becoming President in 1841, is 16 miles west of downtown in North Bend. A 10-minute walk from the Tomb is a house at Symmes & Washington Avenues, where "Old Tippecanoe" lived, and his grandson Benjamin Harrison, the 23rd President (1889-93), was born. The Number 50 bus will get you within 2 miles of these sites.

The 1856 Democratic Convention was held at Smith and Nixon's Hall, at 10th & Vine Street downtown. The Renaissance Cincinnati Downtown Hotel is on the site today. Former Secretary of State James Buchanan was nominated for President, and he won, but his Administration was possibly the most disastrous in the nation's history.

The 1876 Republican Convention was held at Exposition Hall. Ohio's sitting Governor, Rutherford B. Hayes, was nominated for President, and "won" the election in "The Fraud of the Century." But the Hall had a bad roof, and was replaced. Cincinnati Music Hall opened in 1878, and, in 1880, the Democrats held their Convention there, nominating Civil War General Winfield Scott Hancock, who lost an incredibly close race to Congressman James Garfield. Music Hall still hosts concerts. 1241 Elm Street at 14th Street, downtown, across from Washington Park.

As I mentioned, the Underground Railroad Museum is on the site of Riverfront Stadium, between the ballpark and the football stadium. Since Cincinnati was on the north side of a river between the free State of Ohio and the slave State of Kentucky, it was a major point on the Underground Railroad. The Cincinnati Museum Center is on the grounds of the Union Terminal.

The Cincinnati Art Museum is at 953 Eden Park Drive, in Johnston Park. The Taft Museum of Art is closer to downtown, at 316 Pike Street. The Number 1 bus will take you to each of them.

The tallest building in Cincinnati is the Great American Tower at Queen City Square, at 660 feet and opening in 2010. 301 E. 4th Street. It surpassed the Carew Tower, a 574-foot Art Deco building at 441 Vine Street, which had been the tallest in town since 1931. (No, it wasn't named for Baseball Hall-of-Famer Rod Carew. Joseph T. Carew had operated the Mabley & Carew department store on the site.)

The transmission tower seen at the beginning of WKRP in Cincinnati actually belonged to the city's NBC affiliate, WLWT-Channel 5, even though the show was on CBS. The tower has since been dismantled. The building shown as the home of WKRP and referred to on the show as the Osgood R. Flimm Building is the Cincinnati Enquirer Building at 617 Vine Street, so it was (and remains) a media center in real life.

As far as I can tell, the only other TV show set in Cincinnati has been Harry's Law, starring Kathy Bates as lawyer Harriet "Harry" Korn, which was recently canceled after 2 seasons. There was a series titled John from Cincinnati that ran on HBO in 2007, but it was set in Southern California.

Aside from Eight Men Out (filmed, as I said, in Indianapolis), the best-known movie set in the city was Rain Man. A few other movies had scenes filmed there, including the sports-connected films Summer Catch (the final scene, where Freddie Prinze Jr.'s character makes his big-league debut at GABP and gets taken deep by Ken Griffey Jr. on his very 1st pitch), Seabiscuit and Mr. 3000.

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Cincinnati calls itself the Queen City of the Midwest, and thinks of itself as a good, solid, family town. Read: They’d rather slit their economic throats and condemn their women to no say in if and when to have a child than vote for a liberal. After all, the last time they elected a liberal Mayor was… Jerry Springer. (No joke.)

But it's a good sports town, and a Reds game is well worth the trip.

Was 2 of 3 from O's Enough? Not Really

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If the Yankees were really in the thick of the American League Eastern Division race, taking 2 out of 3 games of a home series with the Baltimore Orioles would be good news.

But we're not in the thick of it. We're on the thin outer edge of it. We needed a sweep, and we didn't get it.

On Friday night, the Yankees scored a lot of runs in support of rookie starter Luis Cessa. A 6-run explosion in the 2nd inning settled it. But none of the 3 home runs the Yankees hit on the night were in that inning: Mark Teixeira hit one in the 1st (it was his 11th of the season), Chase Headley in the 4th (his 12th), and rookie sensation Gary Sanchez in the 5th (his 10th).

Yankees 14, Orioles 4. WP: Cessa (4-0). No save. LP: Yovani Gallardo (4-6).

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Saturday was the high-water mark of the Yankee season this far. Again, there were lots of runs, much more than were needed. Sanchez hit another homer (his 11th), Starlin Castro hit one (his 18th), and Aaron Hicks hit one (his 7th). The latter 2 came in a 4-run 5th inning, but that was too late for Chad Green: He'd already been knocked out, and replaced by Tommy Layne, who ended up as the winning pitcher.

Yankees 13, Orioles 5. WP: Layne (1-1). No save. LP: Dylan Bundy (7-5) -- and that's not the Florida serial killer (Ted Bundy), the idiot from Married... with Children (Ed O'Neill as Al Bundy), or the even bigger idiot on that ranch in Nevada (Cliven Bundy). The Yankees were 6 games over .500.

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Yesterday, as is so often the case, the Yankees needed a few runs from recent offensive explosions, and couldn't transfer them. Kevin Gausman pitched brilliantly for Baltimore, going 7 innings, allowing no runs, 7 hits, and no walks, striking out 9. Sanchez and Ronald Torreyes each hit doubles, while those 2, Teix, Hicks, Brian McCann and Didi Gregorius each hit singles, but that was it.

In contrast, CC Sabathia allowed only 2 hits and a walk over the 1st 5 innings, but a home run by Steve Pearce gave the O's a 1-0 lead in the 6th. CC tired in the 7th, and Joe Girardi brought in Adam Warren to replace him, because he could no longer bring Dellin Betances in for the 7th, Andrew Miller for the 8th and Aroldis Chapman for the 9th, because Brian Cashman had stupidly traded Miller and Chapman.

Instead, Warren (brought in the trade for Chapman) and Ben Heller (brought in the trade for Miller, and his 2 major league appearances thus far, both for the Yankees, have been horrible) turned a redeemable 1-0 deficit into a pathetic 5-0 performance.

Brian Cashman, this one is on you: Orioles 5, Yankees 0. WP: Gausman (6-10). No save. LP: Sabathia (8-11), who really deserved a better fate.

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There are 5 weeks left in the regular season -- 33 games. In the AL East, the Toronto Blue Jays lead the Boston Red Sox by 2 games, the Orioles by 3, and the Yankees by 6 1/2. The Yankees trail the O's by 3 1/2 for the 2nd AL Wild Card.

It is beginning to look bleak for the Division, and I'm not sure we deserve the Wild Card. Well, we do, but Cashman doesn't, and Girardi probably doesn't, either.

Tonight, we begin a series in Kansas City, away to the Royals. The defending World Champions, the 2-time defending Pennant winners have not done well, either, but they're also in the Wild Card race.

Here are the projected starting pitchers:

* Tonight, 8:15 PM (7:15 local time): Michael Pineda vs. former Met Dillon Gee.

* Tomorrow, 8:15 PM: Masahiro Tanaka vs. Edinson Volquez.

* Wednesday, 8:15 PM: Cessa vs. former Yankee Ian Kennedy.

Come on you Bombers... please! We don't have any more games to waste.

The Yankees are making me a nervous wreck again. With the death yesterday of the great comic actor Gene Wilder, I'm reminded of his scene in Blazing Saddles, as Jim, the Waco Kid. He holds out his right hand, and Cleavon Little, as Sheriff Bart, says, "Steady as a rock." But Jim holds out his left hand, and it's shaking like crazy, and he says, "But I shoot with this hand!"
It's been that kind of season for the Yankees. The movie had a happy ending. But this isn't Hollywood.

R.I.P., Gene.

Tony Romo Needs to Retire

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Quarterback Tony Romo was injured during the Dallas Cowboys' preseason game against the Seattle Seahawks this past Thursday night. He suffers a compression fracture to a veterbra in his back, and is scheduled to miss from 6 to 10 weeks of playing time.

That means that the soonest he could reappear would be on October 16, Week 6 of the regular season, away to the Green Bay Packers. If it is 10 weeks, then he would return in Week 10 (the Cowboys have a bye in Week 7), on November 13, away to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Romo is a 4-time Pro Bowler. In 13 seasons, he has gotten the Cowboys into the Playoffs 5 times, including 3 times as NFC Eastern Division Champions, most recently in the 2014 season. But he's only won 2 Playoff games, against the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2009 season, and the Detroit Lions in the 2014 season. The Cowboys then lost to the Packers by 5 points, leaving them 3 wins short of a Super Bowl win, 2 wins short of a Super Bowl appearance. They were 4-12 last season, despite going 12-4, 13-5 counting the Playoffs, the season before.

Like all people with taste, I despise the Dallas Cowboys. But I can look at this objectively:

The greatest quarterback in Cowboys history, Roger Staubach, led them into 5 Super Bowls, winning 2, and retired in 1979, at the age of 37. Troy Aikman led them into 3, winning them all, and retired in 2000, at 34. They were both concerned about the long-term effects of their injuries.

Staubach is now 74, and, as far as I can tell, he is in good shape for his age. Aikman is about to turn 50, has no noticeable physical impairments, and, judging by his analysis on Fox broadcasts, his brain works fine.

Romo is 36. He hasn't won the big one. And, if he never plays another down, he is probably not going to be elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Winning a Super Bowl and making the Hall of Fame are an NFL player's 2 biggest goals.

They aren't worth the risk. Despite being 34 years old when he was traded to the Giants, Y.A. Tittle kept going for the big one (reaching the NFL Championship Game 3 straight times in the pre-Super Bowl era, in 1961, '62 and '63) and didn't get it, and has battled Alzheimer's for years. Jim McMahon did get the big one, with the 1985 Chicago Bears, and got another ring as a backup with the 1996 Packers, and is now dealing with cognitive issues. Johnny Unitas won 3 titles with the Baltimore Colts (1958, '59 and '70), and in the last few years before his death, this candidate for the title of "Greatest Quarterback Who Ever Lived" was so physically impaired, he could no longer even hold a football, and died of heart trouble before he was 60.

There is another way for Romo to occupy himself for whatever remains of his life. He needs to find it.

He should not worry about what the Dallas Cowboys are going to do without him. They're the richest team in the league, and have a very resourceful front office. They can draft a great quarterback prospect, or they can trade for an established one. This might be a bad year for them, or it might turn out all right. They will not turn into the 1980s Tampa Bay Buccaneers or the 1990s Cincinnati Bengals in the next few years. They might not become champions, but they'll be in the mix.

Romo needs to think about his own future, and his family's. He needs to retire, while the decision is still his, and while he is less likely to regret it.
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