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Living Former St. Louis Browns

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September 27, 1953: The St. Louis Browns play their final game, at Sportsman's Park in St. Louis. They lose to the Chicago White Sox, 2-1.

April 13, 1954: The Browns play their 1st game as the Baltimore Orioles. They play the Detroit Tigers at Briggs Stadium (which was renamed Tiger Stadium in 1961). The Tigers win, 3-0. The losing pitcher for the Orioles: Don Larsen, who would go 3-21 that season. The Orioles got their 1st win the next day, 3-2, then came home to a parade and a sellout, 2 things they rarely had in St. Louis.

April 15, 1954: The Orioles play their 1st game in Baltimore. Again playing the White Sox, they win, 3-1 at Memorial Stadium. Bob Turley, future Yankee Cy Young Award winner and World Series hero (both in 1958), outpitched Virgil Trucks. In 1991, for the Orioles' last Opening Day at Memorial Stadium before moving into Camden Yards, they again played the White Sox, and Turley and Trucks, wearing replicas of their 1954 jerseys, threw out the ceremonial first balls. (This time, the White Sox won.)

There are 20 living St. Louis Browns, the youngest of whom is 83 years old:

* Tom Jordan, 96, from Lawton, Oklahoma. A catcher, he played 39 major league games, all in the 1940s, the last his only appearance for the Browns, in 1948.

* Chuck Stevens, 97, born in Van Houten, New Mexico, and grew up outside Los Angeles in Long Beach, California. A 1st baseman, he debuted with the Browns as a September callup in 1941, then enlisted in the U.S. Army Air Force, and was in combat at Tinian, Guam and Okinawa.

He returned to the majors in 1946, and was the Browns' starting 1st baseman. On July 9, 1948, in a game against the Indians in Cleveland, he became the 1st player to get a major league hit off the legendary Negro League star Satchel Paige. That was Stevens' last season in the majors, but he helped the Hollywood Stars win 3 Pacific Coast League Pennants.

* Al Naples, 89, from Staten Island. A shortstop, played for the Browns on June 25 and 26, 1949, getting a double in 7 trips to the plate, and that was his entire major league career.

* George Elder, 95, from Lebanon, Kentucky. A left fielder, the extent of his major league experience was 41 games for the 1949 Browns.

* Johnny Hetki, 93, from Leavenworth, Kansas. A pitcher, he made 3 appearances for them in 1950. In 1954, pitching for the Pittsburgh Pirates, he led the National League in games finished, but that was the end of his big-league career.

* Billy DeMars, 90, from Brooklyn. A shortstop, appeared in 61 games for the Browns in 1950 and 1 in 1951. He is also a surviving member of the Philadelphia Athletics, playing 18 games for them in 1948. He remained in the Browns/Orioles organization after 1951. He won the 1964 Midwest League Pennant, managing the Fox Cities Foxes. He was a coach on the 1980 World Champion Philadelphia Phillies.

* Dick Starr, 95, from Kittanning, Pennsylvania. A pitcher, he debuted with the Yankees in 1947, making 4 appearances and not getting a ring, and 1 more in 1948. He pitched for the Browns in 1949, '50 and '51, before closing his career in '51 with another team that no longer exists, the Washington Senators.

* Frank Saucier (Saw-SHAY), about to turn 90, from the St. Louis suburb of Leslie, Missouri. An outfielder, he served in both World War II and the Korean War, in which he was in the U.S. Navy and rose to the rank of Lieutenant. He was named The Sporting News' Minor League Player of the Year in 1950, with the San Antonio Missions, winning the Texas League batting title.

But his entire big-league career was 1 hit and 3 walks in 17 plate appearances for the '51 Browns. He's best known for a plate appearance he didn't make: On August 19, 1951, he was penciled in as the Browns' leadoff hitter in a game against the Tigers at Sportsman's Park, but he was immediately replaced by a pinch-hitter: Eddie Gaedel, team owner Bill Veeck's 3-foot-7 midget.

He graduated from Westminster College in Fulton, Missouri, the school where Winston Churchill delivered his "Iron Curtain Speech" in 1946. His degree is in physics, so he was no dumb jock. Their baseball facility is named Frank Saucier Field. But his real name is Francis Field Saucier.

* Hal Hudson, about to turn 89, from the Detroit suburb of Grosse Pointe, Michigan. A pitcher, he made 3 appearances for the Browns in 1952, then 2 for the White Sox that year and 1 for them the next.

* Tom Wright, 92, from Shelby, North Carolina. An outfielder, he was a member of the ill-fated Boston Red Sox of 1948 and '49, played 29 games with the 1952 Browns, and wrapped up his career with the Senators. If it seems like a lot of players were good enough for the Browns and the Senators, and nobody else, well, there were a few who also played for the Browns and the Philadelphia Athletics, or for the Senators and the A's, so make whatever you want out of that.

* Manuel Joseph "Jim" Rivera, 94, from Manhattan. Nicknamed "Jungle Jim" after the comic strip character, and capable of playing all 3 outfield positions, he debuted in the major leagues with the 1952 Browns, but was traded to the White Sox in midseason, remaining with them until 1961, when he closed his career with the A's. He was the starting right fielder on the 1959 AL Champion "Go-Go White Sox."

* Jay Porter, 83, from Shawnee, Oklahoma. A catcher, he played for both St. Louis teams, one at each end of his career: The Browns in 1952 and the Cardinals in 1959.

* Joe DeMaestri, 87, from San Francisco. A shortstop, and like DeMars a surviving former Philadelphia Athletic, "Froggy" played 81 games for the Browns in 1952, before playing for the A's from 1953 through 1959, including the move to Kansas City in 1954-55. He was an All-Star in 1957. He was a throw-in in the trade that brought Roger Maris to the Yankees. He was sent in to replace Tony Kubek after his injury in Game 7 of the 1960 World Series, and his last major league appearance was on the next year's Series, winning a 1961 World Series ring.

* Ned Garver, 90, from the Toledo area. A pitcher, he debuted with the Browns in 1948, and remained with them through 1952. In 1951, he went 20-12 despite the Browns losing over 100 games, and was the starting pitcher for the American League in the All-Star Game. He even batted .305 and hit a home run that season. He remained in the majors until 1961, becoming an original Los Angeles Angel, and finished with a career record of 129-157. That record could have been reversed, or even better, had he pitched for mainly good teams.

* Neil Berry, 94, from Kalamazoo, Michigan. Not the best shortstop to grow up in that town (that would be Derek Jeter), but he did play 7 seasons in the majors, including 57 games with the Browns in 1953. Claimed off waivers by the Chicago White Sox toward the end of that season, they traded him back in the off-season, allowing him to become an original 1954 Oriole.

* Johnny Groth, 89, from Chicago. A center fielder, he was with the Browns only in their last season, 1953, although he was their starter that year. He later played for 2 other teams that no longer exist in their form from that time, the Washington Senators and the Kansas City Athletics.

* Ed Mickelson, 89, from Ottawa, Illinois, and grew up in the St. Louis suburb of University City. A 1st baseman, he played briefly for both St. Louis teams: 5 games for the Cardinals in 1950, and 7 for the Browns in the final season. He drove in the last run in Browns history on September 27, 1953, singling home Groth against Billy Pierce of the White Sox. It was his last major league hit: He didn't return to the majors until an 0-for-12 stint with the 1957 Cubs.

* Billy Hunter, 88, born in Groundhog town of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, and grew up in Jimmy Stewart's nearby hometown of Indiana, Pennsylvania. The Browns' starting shortstop in their last season, it made him an All-Star as a rookie, their last All-Star. He made the move to Baltimore, and then was part of the 18-player Yanks/O's trade after the 1954 season. He played on the 1955 Pennant winners and the 1956 World Champions, although he didn't get a World Series ring.

He returned to the Oriole organization, and is best remembered as the longtime 3rd base coach for the great Oriole teams of the 1960s and early '70s. He managed the Texas Rangers in 1977 and '78.

* Roy Sievers, 89, the only man on this list actually born and raised in St. Louis. A 1st baseman, he debuted with the Browns in 1949, and was the American League's Rookie of the Year. He remained with them until the end in 1953, but was traded to the Washington Senators. He appeared in 5 All-Star Games, and led the AL in home runs and RBIs in 1957, despite playing his home games in Griffith Stadium, which had a small capacity but faraway fences. His 42 home runs in that season and his 180 homers overall were Senators records.

He was a member of the 1964 Philadelphia Phillies, but was traded before their September collapse. Hmmmm, maybe trading him was a bad idea.) He played in the majors until 1965, and had a lifetime batting average of .267 with 318 home runs. He probably would have had a lot more if he weren't a righthanded hitter in Sportsman's Park (much friendlier to lefthanded hitters) or hitting in Griffith Stadium.

He had the distinction of playing for 3 teams that no longer exist in their current form: The Browns (Orioles), the original Washington Senators who moved after 1960 (the Minnesota Twins), and the replacement Senators who moved after 1971 (the Texas Rangers). He was 1 of 9 players to play for the Old Senators and the new Senators. The others were Don Mincher, Camilo Pascual, Pedro Ramos, Johnny Schaive, Zoilo Versalles, Hal Woodeshick, Rudy Hernandez and Hector Maestri. Sievers, Pascual, Ramos and Hernandez are still alive.

Roy Sievers still lives in St. Louis, and still attends the annual St. Louis Browns Alumni dinner.
* Don Larsen, 86, from the Chicago suburb of Michigan City, Indiana. A pitcher, he debuted with the Browns in their final season, made the move, and started and lost the Orioles' 1st regular-season game. Part of the 18-player Yanks/O's trade after the 1954 season.

Just 2 years after going 3-21 with the '54 Orioles, he put on the greatest pitching performance in baseball history, throwing a perfect game against the Brooklyn Dodgers in Game 5 of the 1956 World Series. With the death last year of Yogi Berra, Larsen is now the last survivor among the players from that game, on either side.
Larsen with the man who caught his perfect game,
the late Yogi Berra. Because he was from St. Louis,
the Browns gave Yogi a day in his rookie year, 1947.
He told the crowd at Sportsman's Park,
"I want to thank everybody for making this day necessary."

He won Pennants with the Yankees in 1955, '56, '57 and '58, and World Series rings in '56 and '58. He started and lost Game 7 of the '57 Series. The Yankees included him in the trade that brought Roger Maris from the Kansas City Athletics in the 1959-60 off-season. He pitched against the Yankees for the San Francisco Giants in the 1962 World Series, his 5th Pennant.

He was with the Houston Colt .45's when they became the Astros and moved into the Astrodome in 1965, returned to the Orioles in '65 but was no longer with the big club when they won the Series in '66, and closed his career with the Chicago Cubs in 1967.

Despite his World Series heroics, he was just 81-91 for his career -- but 78-70 without that 1 awful season. He turned out to be the last active player who had played for the St. Louis Browns, and still returns to Yankee Stadium for Old-Timers' Day.

Yanks Lose to Jays, GSW73 > Kobe 60

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The Yankees looked good in the opening game of their series against the Blue Jays in Toronto. This did not continue in last night's middle game of the series.

Michael Pineda started for the Bronx Bombers, and allowed 3 runs, 2 of them earned, over 6 innings. He threw 105 pitches, and should have been allowed to go longer, especially with the game only 3-1 in Toronto's favor at that point. The Yankee run was scored on a double by fill-in shortstop Ronald Torreyes.

But Joe Girardi saw the triple-digit number in Pineda's pitch count, and, as he so often does, he panicked. He sent Kirby Yates in to pitch the 7th, and he set the Jays down 1-2-3. And, in the top of the 8th, Mark Teixeira hit a home run (his 3rd of the season, the 397th of his career) to pull the Yankees to within 3-2. So, not a bad decision by Girardi, was it?

Well, he should have left Yates in to pitch the 8th. Instead, he brings in Ivan Nova, and, as C.J. Cregg (played by Allison Janney) said when Josh Lyman (Bradley Whitford) filled in for her in a White House press briefing (she had a mouthful of dentist-supplied novocaine), he compwetewy impwoded. He allowed 4 runs on 5 hits in the inning, putting it out of reach.

Blue Jays 7, Yankees 2. WP: J.A. Happ (1-0). No save. LP: Pineda (1-1). Can't really blame this one on Girardi: If Alex Rodrgiuez, Starlin Castro, Chase Headley and Aaron Hicks hadn't gone 0-for-14 betwen them, Nova might have had a lead to blow. But he didn't.

The series continues tonight, with Nathan Eovaldi starting against Marcus Stroman, who really drove the Yankees nuts last season.

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The Golden State Warriors won their 73rd game of the season last night, setting a new NBA record, their 73-9 topping the 72-10 of the 1996 Chicago Bulls.

It remains to be seen if the Warriors can match the '96 Bulls by winning the NBA title, but they are the defending Champions, so anyone betting against them does so knowing that.

Kobe Bryant played his last game last night, as the Los Angeles Lakers didn't make the Playoffs. He scored 60 points.
Players as good as Kobe played before him, played against him, and will play after him. But 73 wins in an NBA season has never happened before, and may never happen again.

To put that in perspective: That's a winning percentage of ,890. A baseball team winning at the same clip would go 144-18.

As Phil Rizzuto would have said, "Holy cow, that is unbelievable."

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Days until the New York Red Bulls play again: 2, this Saturday night at 9:00 Eastern Time, away to the Colorado Rapids.

Days until The Arsenal play again: 3, this Sunday, 11:00 AM our time, home to South London club Crystal Palace.

Days until the 1st Yankees-Red Sox series of the season: 8, a week from tomorrow night, taking on the baseball version of The Scum at Fenway Park.

Days until the Red Bulls play a "derby": 36, on Friday night, May 13, against D.C. United (a.k.a. The DC Scum), at Robert F. Kennedy Stadium in Washington. Just 5 weeks. They next play New York City F.C. (a.k.a. Man City NYC and The Homeless) on Saturday afternoon, May 21, at Yankee Stadium II. They next play the Philadelphia Union on Sunday night, July 17, at Talen Energy Stadium (formerly PPL Park) in Chester, Pennsylvania. And the next game against the New England Revolution is on Sunday night, August 28, at Red Bull Arena in Harrison, New Jersey.

Days until the 2016 Copa America kicks off in the U.S.: 50, on Friday, June 3. Just 7 weeks.


Days until Euro 2016 kicks off in France: 57, on Friday, June 10. Just 8 weeks.

Days until Arsenal play as the opponents in the 2016 Major League Soccer All-Star Game: 112, on Thursday night, July 28, at Avaya Stadium in San Jose, California, home of the San Jose Earthquakes. Just 15 weeks. 
Three days later, Arsenal will play C.D. Guadalajara, a.k.a. Chivas, one of the biggest clubs in Mexico, at the StubHub Center, home of the Los Angeles Galaxy, in Carson, California. This will be just 2 years after The Arsenal came to America to play the Red Bulls in New Jersey. I went to that one. I don't think I'll be going to either of these: Even if I could get a game ticket, paying for a plane ticket would be difficult.

Days until the 2016 Olympics begin in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: 160, on Friday, August 5.


Days until the next North London Derby: Unknown, but at least 128. The 2016-17 Premier League season is likely to open on Saturday, August 20, but it's unlikely that Arsenal will play Tottenham (a.k.a. The Scum) in the opener.
 
Days until Rutgers University plays football again: 142, on Saturday, September 3, away to the University of Washington, in Seattle. Under 5 months.

Days until East Brunswick High School plays football again: 148, on Friday, September 9, probably away, since, while the 2016 schedule hasn't been released yet, the Big Green opened last season at home.


Days until the New Jersey Devils play another local rival: Unknown, but at least 196. The new season is likely to being on the 1st Friday in October, which would be October 7. But they're not likely to play either the New York Rangers (a.k.a. The Scum), the New York Islanders or the Philadelphia Flyers (a.k.a. The Philth) in the opener.

Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge Thanksgiving game: 
244, on Thursday morning, November 24, at the purple shit pit on Route 9. A little over 7 months.

Days until Alex Rodriguez' alleged retirement becomes official: 585, as his contract runs out on October 31, 2017. Or at the conclusion of the 2017 World Series, if the Yankees make it. Whichever comes last. A little over 19 months.

Days until the 2018 World Cup kicks off in Russia: 809, on June 14, 2018. Just 26 months.

Living Former Brooklyn Dodgers

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April 15, 1947: Jackie Robinson makes his major league debut, for the Brooklyn Dodgers, against the Boston Braves, at Ebbets Field. He wears Number 42, plays 1st base, and bats 2nd.

In the 1st inning, batting against Johnny Sain, he grounded out to 3rd baseman Bob Elliott, who would go on to be named the National League's Most Valuable Player that season. In the 3rd, he flew out to left fielder Danny Litwhiler. In the 5th, he grounded into a double play, shortstop Dick Culler to 2nd baseman Connie Ryan to 1st baseman Earl Torgeson.

In the 7th, he bunted. Torgeson ran over to field it, and threw to Sain covering 1st, but the throw was wild, sending him to 2nd and Eddie Stanky, who had walked to lead off the inning, to 3rd. Both scored when Pete Reiser doubled to right, turning a 3-2 Braves lead into a 4-3 Dodger advantage.

He didn't get to bat again, and didn't get a hit, but his bunt was instrumental in the win. He also handled 11 chances without an error, despite never having played 1st base in a regular-season game at any level. There has never been a report of any racist remarks made by anyone in the Braves dugout that day. The Dodgers beat the Braves 5-3.

September 24, 1957: The last game is played at Ebbets Field. The Dodgers beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 2-0, as Danny MacFayden pitches a 5-hit shutout. The losing pitcher was Bennie Daniels, who, 4 years later, would be the losing pitcher for the Washington Senators in the last game at Griffith Stadium. Elmer Valo doubles home Jim Gillian in the 1st inning, and Gil Hodges singles home Gino Cimoli in the 3rd.

Contrary to what was said in Ken Burns' Baseball, the Dodgers did win this game, although the New York Giants lost to the Pirates in their last game at the Polo Grounds 5 days later, and the Mets lost to the Philadelphia Phillies in the last regular-season baseball game at the Polo Grounds 6 years later.

With the recent death of Mike Sandlock at age 100, there are 28 living former Brooklyn Dodgers:

* Chris Haughey, 90, from Astoria, Queens. A pitcher, he made 1 major league appearance, in the last game of the season, on October 3, 1943, his 18th birthday. As you might guess, he wouldn't have appeared in the majors if not for The War. He got hit hard by the Cincinnati Reds, and took the loss. Baseball would get even with the Reds, though: The next year, they'd pitch Joe Nuxhall, not yet 16, and the youngest player in MLB history, and he'd give up nearly as much in only 2/3rds of an inning, and not return to the majors for 8 years.

But return he did, for 14 years; Haughey never did. He graduated from St. John's, then pitched in the Dodgers' and Cardinals' minor-league systems, but threw his last professional pitch at age 24.

* Lee Pfund, 86, from the Chicago suburbs. A pitcher, he made 15 appearances in the majors, all for the Dodgers in the last war year of 1945.

* Eddie Basinski, 93, from Buffalo. A 2nd baseman and shortstop, he played a few games for the Dodgers in 1944 and a few more in 1945, then returned to the majors in 1947 with the Pittsburgh Pirates. He is the last living player whose name is mentioned in jazz singer Dave Frishberg's ode to ballplayers of his youth, "Van Lingle Mungo."

* Marv Rackley, 94, from South Carolina. An outfielder, he made his major league debut for the Dodgers the same day as Jackie Robinson, April 15, 1947, as a pinch-runner for catcher Bruce Edwards in the 6th inning. He is the last living man who played in that game. He never caught on, was traded to Pittsburgh in 1949, and last played in 1950.

* Luis Olmo, 96, from Puerto Rico. Outfielder, he debuted with the Dodgers in 1943, and stayed with them through World War II. He then jumped to the Mexican League for a higher salary, and was banned from "organized ball." Reinstated, he returned to the Dodgers, appeared in the 1949 World Series, then wrapped up his U.S. big-league career with the Braves in 1950 and '51, before returning to the Caribbean, where he led teams to more titles. He is the oldest living former Dodger.

* Tommy Brown, 88, from Brooklyn. One of several high school players called up to big-league clubs in the conditions brought about by the manpower shortage of World War II, "Buckshot" debuted on August 3, 1944, aged 16 years, 241 days, and is still the 2nd-youngest player in MLB history. On August 20, 1945, aged 17 years, 258 days, he became the youngest player ever to hit a home run in an MLB game, off future Dodger Preacher Roe, then with the Pirates.

Although he remained with the Dodgers until 1951, played in 2 games in the 1949 World Series, and remained in the major leagues until 1953 with the Cubs, he never made more than 243 plate appearances in a season, probably because his main position was the one played in Brooklyn by Pee Wee Reese. He was also one of several players tried in left field, a position on which the Dodgers could never seem to settle. Although he had played his 1st big league game 9 years earlier, he played his last when he was not yet 26. He did, however, continue to play in the high minors until he was 31.

* Wayne Terwilliger, about to turn 91, from Clare, Michigan. A 2nd baseman, he served in the Marines in World War II. He debuted with the Cubs in 1949, and in 1951 was traded to the Dodgers along with Andy Pafko. The Dodgers sent him to the minors for the 1952 season, and he was claimed off waivers in 1953. After being traded from the Cubs, he spent the rest of his career with teams that no longer exist in those forms: The Brooklyn Dodgers, the New York Giants, the Washington Senators and the Kansas City Athletics, with whom he played his last game, in 1960.

He became a longtime minor league manager and major league coach, and was on Tom Kelly's staff when the Minnesota Twins won the World Series in 1987 and 1991. He won an independent league's Pennant as manager of the revived Fort Worth Cats in 2005.

* Joe Landrum, 87, from Columbia, South Carolina. A pitcher, he made 16 appearances in 1950 and '52 (but not in '51), and that was it.

* Johnny Rutherford, about to turn 91, from Belleville, Ontario, also the hometown of Hockey Hall-of-Famer Bobby Hull. A pitcher, he made 22 appearances in the major leagues, all with the 1952 Dodgers, going 7-7, with 2 saves.

* Ron Negray, 86, from Akron, Ohio. A pitcher, he was a September callup in 1952, but never appeared for Brooklyn again. He was traded to the Phillies, but come back to the Dodgers, the L.A. edition, and finished with them in 1958.

* Glenn Mickens, 85, from Los Angeles. A pitcher, he appeared in 4 games in July 1953, and never saw the light of the majors again.

* Bobby Morgan, about to turn 90, from Oklahoma City. An infielder, he debuted with the Dodgers in 1950, and frequently filled in for Billy Cox at 3rd base. He appeared for the Dodgers in the 1952 and '53 World Series. He was traded to the Phillies, and was mainly a 2nd baseman for the rest of his career, which ran through 1958.

* Tim Thompson, 92, from Coalport, Pennsylvania. A catcher, he had a cup of coffee with the Dodgers in 1954, and also appeared with the A's in '56 and '57, and the Tigers in '58.

* Bob Borkowski, 90, from Dayton, Ohio. An outfielder, he played for the Chicago Cubs and the Cincinnati Reds, before moving to the Dodgers in 1955. He played his last major league game on July 10, and did not get a World Series ring.

* Tommy Lasorda, 88, from the Philadelphia suburb of Norristown, Pennsylvania. A lefthanded pitcher, he made 4 appearances with the Dodgers in 1954 and 4 more in '55, with no decisions, did not make the World Series roster, and was traded to the Kansas City Athletics.

With the A's, he made 18 appearances, all in 1956, and had the only 4 decisions of his career -- all losses. One of those losses included a nasty brawl with the Yankees, including trading blows with Billy Martin. In 1977, 21 years later, Lasorda and Martin would shake hands as opposing managers in the World Series.

He was the Los Angeles Dodgers' 3rd base coach in their 1974 Pennant season, and managed them to 9 postseasons, losing the World Series in 1977 and '78 and winning it in 1981 and '88.

* Humberto "Chico" Fernandez, 84, from Havana, Cuba. Perhaps the last in a long line of shortstops that got stuck behind Pee Wee Reese, he was a midseason callup for the Dodgers in 1956, then played for several more teams in the majors and the Caribbean leagues, including the Mets in 1963.

* Ralph Branca, 90, from Mount Vernon, Westchester County, New York. He debuted in the majors with the Dodgers in 1944, and is the last remaining teammate of Jackie Robinson in his 1st season of 1947. That year, Branca won 21 games at age 21, and another in the World Series, despite giving up the 1st pinch-hit home run in Series history, to fellow rookie Italian-American Yogi Berra. He led the National League in winning percentage in 1949, his 3rd straight All-Star season.

* Jim Gentile, about to turn 82, from San Francisco. A 1st baseman, he was a callup in Brooklyn in the last month, September 1957, and briefly played in L.A. in 1958. He became a 3-time All-Star with the Baltimore Orioles, and is in their team Hall of Fame.

He finished 2nd to his Oriole teammate Ron Hansen in the voting for American League Rookie of the Year in 1960, and 3rd for Most Valuable Player behind Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle in 1961, when he hit 46 home runs and led the AL with 142 RBIs, despite playing his home games at Baltimore's then-spacious Memorial Stadium. An injury ended his career in 1966, when he was just 32, and he didn't last with the O's long enough to appear on their World Champions that year.

But key late-season performances doomed the Dodgers to not win Pennants in 1946, 1950 and, most notably, 1951. The Dodgers traded him to the Detroit Tigers in 1953, he pitched 5 games for the Yankees in 1954, and pitched 1 more game for the Dodgers on September 7, 1956. His career record was 88-68 -- 76 by his 26th birthday, only 12 thereafter.

* Don Newcombe, about to turn 90, from Madison Borough, Morris County, New Jersey. A pitcher, he starred for the Newark Eagles of the Negro Leagues, then began with the Dodgers in 1949, and was named NL Rookie of the Year. A 4-time All-Star, he appeared in the 1949, '55 and '56 World Series, missing '52 and '53 because he was in the U.S. Army during the Korean War, costing him 2 prime seasons.

In the World Championship year of 1955, he won 20 games and hit 7 home runs, a feat matched in baseball history only by Wes Ferrell. In 1956, he won the MVP and the 1st-ever Cy Young Award, winning 27 games, a total only matched by 3 pitchers since, none of them in New York. In those 2 years, he was 47-12 -- with 9 homers and 39 RBIs, astounding totals for a pitcher.

Injuries and alcoholism would end his tenure with the Dodgers right after the move, and his career in 1960, only 34 years old. He later beat his addiction and became a rehab counselor. For his career, he batted .271, hit 15 home runs and had 108 RBIs, decent totals despite missing 2 prime seasons and leaving at 34. As for his pitching, he was 149-90. His time in the Army meant that he was not profiled in Roger Kahn's book The Boys of Summer, which focused on 1952 and '53.

* Randy Jackson, 90, from Little Rock. A 3rd baseman, he was a 2-time All-Star for the Cubs, before coming to the Dodgers in 1956. He appeared in the World Series that year, made the move with them, and went back to the Cubs to close his career in 1959.

* Joe Pignatano, 86, from Brooklyn. A catcher, he was a September callup in 1957, and was behind the plate for the last 5 innings of the Ebbets Field finale. Because of this, his name and that of pitcher Danny McDevitt (who died in 2010) are on a wall of honor at MCU Park, home of the Brooklyn Cyclones. He moved with the Dodgers, won a ring in 1959, stayed in L.A. through 1960, and was a member of the hapless 1962 Mets, grounding into a triple play on the last swing of his career.

He was the Mets' bullpen coach from 1968 to 1981, including the 1969 World Championship and the 1973 Pennant. He coached under Dodger legend Gil Hodges there, and before that in Washington; and under fellow Brooklynite Joe Torre at Shea and later in Atlanta, his last uniformed job with the 1984 Braves. He is a cousin of 2 Met pitchers, Pete Falcone and John Franco. He still makes personal appearances at Cyclones games.

* Don Demeter, about to turn 81, from Oklahoma City. A center fielder, he made 3 appearances for Brooklyn as a September callup in 1956. He was sent back to the minors, and was called back up in Los Angeles in 1958, winning a ring in 1959. He was traded to the Phillies in 1961, and remained in the majors until 1967, being traded away from the Red Sox before they could win their "Impossible Dream" Pennant that year.

* Carl Erskine, 89, from Anderson, Indiana. A pitcher, he debuted with the Dodgers in 1948, and was the other man in the bullpen when Branca was called on to face Bobby Thomson in the 1951 Playoff. He came into his own in 1952, developing perhaps the best curveball of the 1950s, pitching a no-hitter against the Cubs. He pitched another against the Giants in 1956. In Game 4 of the 1953 World Series, he struck out 14 Yankees, setting a new Series record.

He was named to the All-Star Team in 1954, and won the Series with the Dodgers in 1955. He made the move, but an injury ended his career in 1959, before that year's Series. He finished with a fine record of 122-78. He returned to his hometown, where he became a college coach and a bank president. He is the last living Dodger to have been profiled in Roger Kahn's book The Boys of Summer. (As I said, Newcombe was in the Army during the seasons chronicled in the book.)

* Fred Kipp, 84, from Kansas. A pitcher, called up in September 1957, remained through 1959 but didn't get a ring, and last appeared in 1960 but didn't make the World Series roster.

* Bob Aspromonte, 77, from Brooklyn. A utility player, he graduated from Brooklyn's Lafayette High School, made 1 plate appearance (a strikeout) on September 19, 1956, and then did not return to the majors until 1960, by which point the Dodgers were in Los Angeles.

He was an original Houston Colt .45/Astro from 1962 to 1968, played for the Atlanta Braves in the 1st NL Championship Series in 1969, and closed his career back in his hometown, with the 1971 Mets. It made him the last active former Brooklyn Dodger.

* Roger Craig, 86, from Durham, North Carolina. A pitcher, he won a ring as a rookie with the 1955 Dodgers, winning Game 5 of the World Series. He remained with them after the move, winning another ring in 1959. The Dodgers lost him in the 1961-62 expansion draft. He was the ace of the early Mets, taking a lot of hard-luck losses. The baseball gods made it up to him by letting him get another ring with the 1964 Cardinals, again beating the Yankees, as the winning pitcher in Game 4.

His career record was 74-98, but it would have been 59-52 without those 2 awful years with the Mets. He later served as Sparky Anderson's pitching coach on the 1984 World Champion Tigers, and managed the San Francisco Giants to an NL West title in 1987 and the Pennant in 1989.

* Ed Roebuck, 84, from the Pittsburgh suburbs. A pitcher, he was a Dodger from 1955 to 1963, winning rings in '55 and '59, but was traded before the '63 postseason roster was set. He was a member of the Phillies' Phlop in '64, retired with them in '66, and went 52-31 for his career.

* Sandy Koufax, 80, from Brooklyn. A graduate of Lafayette High, he debuted with the Dodgers in 1955, and was kept on the roster as a "bonus baby." He didn't get a ring then, but did get one when the L.A. edition of the Dodgers won the World Series in 1959.

Then, in 1961, he figured out how to control his pitches, and the rest is history. From then until 1966, he might have been the best pitcher who ever lived. But he developed arthritis, and the pain in his elbow led him to quit at age 31. At 36, he became the youngest man ever elected to the Hall of Fame. He was later elected to the MLB All-Century Team.

Branca, Newcombe and Erskine were interviewed for Ken Burns' new documentary Jackie Robinson, which also included interviews he did 25 years ago for his film Baseball with the now-deceased broadcaster Red Barber and scout Clyde Sukeforth.

Every MLB Team's 1st Black Player

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1. April 15, 1947, Brooklyn Dodgers (moved to Los Angeles 1958): Jackie Robinson. Hall of Fame.

2. July 5, 1947, Cleveland Indians: Larry Doby. Hall of Fame.

3. July 17, 1947, St. Louis Browns (became Baltimore Orioles 1954): Hank Thompson. Probably should have been an All-Star at some point in his career.

4. July 8, 1949, New York Giants (moved to San Francisco 1958): Hank Thompson, again. Monte Irvin, a future Hall-of-Famer, debuted later in the same game.

5. April 18, 1950, Boston Braves (moved to Milwaukee 1953, Atlanta 1966): Sam Jethroe. All-Star.

6. May 1, 1951, Chicago White Sox: Orestes "Minnie" Minoso. The 1st black Hispanic player. Should be in the Hall of Fame. This was also the game in which Hall-of-Famer Mickey Mantle hit his 1st major league home run.

7. September 13, 1953, Philadelphia Athletics (moved to Kansas City 1955, Oakland 1968): Bob Trice.

8. September 17, 1953, Chicago Cubs: Ernie Banks. Hall of Fame.

9. April 13, 1954, St. Louis Cardinals: Tom Alston.

10. April 13, 1954, Pittsburgh Pirates: Curt Roberts. Both Alston and Roberts started the games in questio, but Alston was involved in a play first.

11. April 17, 1954, Cincinnati Reds: Nino Escalera. He entered the game as a pinch-hitter. Chuck Harmon, also back, did the same in the very next at-bat.

12. September 6, 1954, Washington Senators (became Minnesota Twins 1961): Carlos Paula.

13. April 14, 1955, New York Yankees: Elston Howard. All-Star. Honored in Monument Park.
14. April 22, 1957, Philadelphia Phillies: John Kennedy. Of course, no relation to the man who won the next Presidential election.

15. June 6, 1958, Detroit Tigers: Ozzie Virgil Sr. All-Star.

16. July 21, 1959, Boston Red Sox: Elijah "Pumpsie" Green. They could have taken any number of future All-Stars and Hall-of-Famers. Instead, they chose a guy who turned out to be so bad, he got cut by the 1963 Mets. It was as if they were trying to say, "See, none of them are good enough for us!" This was in Year 13 of a 20-year stretch where they won no Pennants.
Nevertheless, they have honored Green in recent years,
including this first ball ceremony.

Ironically, Boston was ahead of the curve in other areas. Earl Wilson of the Red Sox was the first black pitcher to throw a no-hitter in an American League game, in 1962. (Sam Jones of the Cubs did it first in the National League, in 1959.) The Celtics made Bill Russell the first black head coach in North American major league sports. (Fritz Pollard was a player-coach on the first NFL Champions, the 1920 Akron Pros, but the NFL could hardly have been called "major league" at the time.) And the Bruins had the first black player in the NHL, Willie O'Ree -- on January 18, 1958. That's right, a hockey team had a black player 547 days before the Red Sox did.

17. April 10, 1961, Washington Senators (new version, became Texas Rangers 1972): Willie Tasby. He was the only black player who started the game for the Senators. Nobody ever thinks about who were the first black players on each of the expansion teams, because the established 16 were all integrated. Maybe we'd think about it if one hadn't been. But, by 1961, the idea of a team's first black player was no longer a big deal. Not even in Texas in 1962 or in Georgia in 1966. (Hank Aaron played in the Braves' 1st game in Atlanta.)

18. April 11, 1961, Los Angeles Angels: Julio Becquer. He was the only black player who started the game for the Angels. Lou Johnson later entered as a defensive replacement.

19. April 10. 1962, Houston Colt .45's (renamed Astros 1965): Jim Pendleton. He and Roman Mejias both started the game, but Pendleton was involved in a play first.

20. April 11, 1962, New York Mets: Felix Mantilla. An All-Star, and the starting 2nd baseman on the 1957 World Champion Milwaukee Braves, he was the 2nd Met to bat, after the white Richie Ashburn. Also in the lineup for the Mets in this away game in St. Louis was Charlie Neal.
21. April 8, 1969, Kansas City Royals: Ellie Rodriguez. As the starting catcher in a home game, he was involved in a play before any of the other black players came to bat.

22. April 8, 1969, Seattle Pilots (became Milwaukee Brewers 1970): Tommy Harper. He was the leadoff hitter in their first game, in Anaheim. Tommy Davis was also in the starting lineup.

23. April 8, 1969, Montreal Expos (became Washington Nationals 2005): Maury Wills. He was the leadoff hitter in their first game, at Shea Stadium. Mack Jones and Jim "Mudcat" Grant were also in the starting lineup. Of course, the first team in white baseball for whom Jackie Robinson played was the Dodgers' top farm team in 1946, the Expos' Triple-A predecessors, the Montreal Royals.

24. April 8, 1969, San Diego Padres: Ollie Brown. One of six black players in the starting lineup in a home premiere, he was the first one involved in a play.

25. April 6, 1977, Seattle Mariners: Diego Segui. He was the starting pitcher in a home game.

26. April 7, 1977, Toronto Blue Jays: Pedro Garcia. One of four black players in the starting lineup of a home game, he was the first one involved in a play.

27. April 5, 1993, Florida Marlins (renamed Miami Marlins 2012): Benito Santiago. The Marlins were at home, and he was the catcher, so he was involved in a play before fellow members of the starting lineup Junior Felix and Orestes Destrade.

28. April 5, 1993, Colorado Rockies: Eric Young Sr. He was the leadoff hitter in their first game, at Shea Stadium. Unlike Maury Wills of the '69 Expos, though, he was a local, from New Brunswick, New Jersey. Both he and his son Eric Jr. would play for the Mets. Eric Sr. would also hit the first home run in Rockies history, four days later in their home opener. Why do I list the Marlins first? Because their game started first, that's all.

29. March 31, 1998, Arizona Diamondbacks: Jorge Fabregas. The D-backs were at home, and he was the catcher, so he was involved in a play before any of the other black players.

30. April 1998, Tampa Bay Devil Rays (renamed Rays 2008): Wilson Alvarez. He was the starting pitcher in a home game, so he handled the ball first.

Yanks Fail to Send Jays Message

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Last year, the Toronto Blue Jays wanted to "send the Yankees a message." Message received: The Jays beat the Yankees 13 out of 19 and won the American League Eastern Division.

The Yankees had the chance to show those pesky Blue Jays that this was a new season, and send a new message: That they weren't going to put up with the Jays' peskiness anymore.

Despite winning the opener of this series at the Rogers Centre, they blew it. All it would have taken was winning 2 out of 3. Scoring 4 runs in he last 2 games was never going to do it.

Nathan Eovaldi didn't have a great start, allowing 4 runs in less than 7 innings. Last night, the Yankees got singles by Mark Teixeira, Brian McCann (who only misses 1 game due to injury) and Carlos Beltran; and walks from Jacoby Ellsbury and Chase Headley. That's it just 5 baserunners.

I guess hitting instructor Kevin Long wasn't the problem in 2012, '13 and '14. And you can credit Marcus Stroman for a good performance all you want, but the New York Yankees should be able to hit any pitcher on any day. And, the last 2 games, they simply did not get the job done.

Blue Jays 4, Yankees 2. WP: Stroman (2-0). SV: Antonio Osuna (4). LP: Eovaldi (0-1).

The Yankees come home and start a new series with the Seattle Mariners. Here are the projected pitching matchups:

* Tonight: Luis Severino vs. Nate Karns.

* Tomorrow afternoon: CC Sabathia vs. Felix Hernandez.

* Sunday afternoon: Masahiro Tanaka vs. Hisashi Iwakuma.

Time to unload the lumber. Get it going for the rest of the season. Come on you Pinstripes!

How to Be a Met Fan In Atlanta -- 2016 Edition

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Next Friday, the Mets go down to the land of cotton to face the team their fans, in their usual amount of wisdom (rolleyes), used to consider their arch-rivals, the Atlanta Braves.

Despite beating them in the first-ever National League Championship Series in 1969, the Mets and Braves were really only rivals for a brief time, roughly 1998 to 2001. In each of those seasons, the Braves won the NL Eastern Division and the Mets finished 2nd, just missing the Wild Card in '98, getting it before losing to the Braves in the NL Championship Series in '99, then catching a break in 2000 when the Braves lost to the St. Louis Cardinals, who then lost to the Mets. Who then, of course, lost the World Series to the Yankees.

Since the Phillies got good -- and even now that they aren't anymore -- Met fans have, for the first time in their history, seen what a real rivalry is.

The Braves have announced that they are moving to suburban Cobb County for the 2017 season, because Turner Field's lease runs out in 2016. This is a bad idea. At any rate, if you haven't yet crossed Turner Field off your list, this season will mark your last chance to do so.

Before You Go. Being well south of New York, Atlanta is usually warmer than we are. It also gets rather humid. In addition, Turner Field does not offer much protection from the sun. They don't call it "Hot-lanta" just for its nightlife.

Check the website of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (used to be 2 papers, now 1) before you go. Temperatures are projected as being in the low 70s on Friday afternoon, the high 70s on Saturday, and the low 80s (yes, eighties) on Sunday. On each night, it's projected as being in the high 50s. Definitely leave your jacket home.

Although Georgia, a.k.a. The Heart of the South, seceded from the Union in 1861, it was readmitted in 1870. You do not need a passport, and you don't need to change your U.S. dollars into Confederate money. And it's in the Eastern Time Zone, so you don't have to fiddle with your watch or your phone clock. Do keep in mind, though: They think you talk as funny as you think they do.

Tickets. The Braves rarely sell out, except for the World Series (and they haven't even gotten that far since the 21st Century dawned -- even the Mets have, but the Braves haven't). Even during the 1999 NLCS, Met fans found it not so difficult to get tickets at Turner Field, official capacity currently 49,586. The Braves averaged 25,017 per home game last season, so for a regular-season game, even for a team that has contended for the Playoffs the last few years, it should be a snap.

Since the opponent is New York, premium pricing will be used. And the prices will be jacked up more for the Tuesday game, which is their home opener and will likely sell out. So I will list prices only for the Wednesday and Thursday games, which will be less.

The most expensive seats, the Henry Aaron Seats right behind home plate, go for $97. Field Reserved go for $58, Terrace Infield for $51, Terrace View for $33, Terrace Reserved for $42, Upper Box for $20, and Upper Pavilion seats, in the upper deck from first base to right field, are $11. No, that’s not a misprint: Eleven dollars. For a Major League Baseball game in the 21st Century.

Getting There. It’s 868 miles from Times Square in New York to Five Points, Atlanta’s center of attention. Google Maps says the fastest way from New York to Atlanta by road is to take the Holland Tunnel to Interstate 78 to Harrisburg, then I-81 through the Appalachian Mountains, and then it gets complicated from there.

No, the best way to go, if you must drive, is to take the New Jersey Turnpike/I-95 all the way from New Jersey to Petersburg, Virginia. Exit 51 will put you on I-85 South, and that will take you right into Atlanta.

You’ll be in New Jersey for about an hour and a half, Delaware for 20 minutes, Maryland for 2 hours, inside the Capital Beltway (Maryland, District of Columbia and Virginia) for half an hour if you’re lucky (and don’t make a rest stop anywhere near D.C.), Virginia for 3 hours, North Carolina for 4 hours, South Carolina for about an hour and 45 minutes, and Georgia outside I-285 (the beltway known as the Perimeter, the Atlanta Bypass or “the O around the A”) for an hour and a half.

Throw in traffic in and around New York at one end, Washington in the middle, and Atlanta at the other end, and we’re talking 16 hours. Throw in rest stops, preferably in Delaware, near Richmond, near Raleigh, and in South Carolina, and it’ll be closer to 19 hours.  Still wanna drive? Didn’t think so.

Take the bus? Greyhound has plenty of service between the two cities, if you don’t mind paying $292 (though it can be as low as $130 on advanced purchase). Yeah. Even with high gas prices, that’s not better than driving. And, at 20 1/2 hours each way (including an hour-and-a-half stopover in Richmond, Virginia), it saves you no time. At least the station is downtown, at 232 Forsyth Street at Brotherton Street, by the Garnett station on the subway.

Take the train? Amtrak’s New York-to-New Orleans train, the Crescent, leaves Penn Station at 2:15 PM and arrives at 8:13 AM the next morning. The round-trip fare is $294. It’s as long as driving and riding the bus, and costs a lot more than the bus. The station is at 1688 Peachtree Street NW at Deering Road, due north of downtown. From there, take the 110 bus into downtown.

Perhaps the best way to get from New York to Atlanta is by plane? If you book now, US Airways can get you from Newark Liberty International Airport to Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport for $626. True, that’s more expensive than the train, and it requires a stopover at Douglas International Airport in Charlotte, but 4½ hours each way beats the hell out of 18. The Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority (MARTA) Gold Line or Red Line subway from Hartsfield-Jackson to Five Points takes just half an hour.

(The airport is named for 2 Mayors. William B. Hartsfield served from 1942 to 1962, and got the airport built. Maynard H. Jackson Jr. was the city's 1st black Mayor, serving from 1974 to 1982, and again from 1990 to 1994, and he got a new terminal built at the airport.)

Once In the City. When you get to your hotel in Atlanta (and, let’s face it, if you went all that way, you're not going down for a single 3-hour game and then going right back up the Eastern Seaboard), pick up a copy of the Journal-Constitution. It’s a good paper with a very good sports section. The New York Times may also be available, but, chances are, the Daily News and the Post won’t be.

Founded in 1837, and originally named "Terminus" because it was established as a railroad center, but later renamed because the railroad in question was the Atlantic-Pacific Railroad, Atlanta is a city of about 450,000 people (less than Staten Island), in a metropolitan area of about 6.1 million (still less than 1/3rd the size of the New York Tri-State Area). The sales tax in Georgia is just 4 percent, but it's 5 percent in the City of Atlanta.
The State House

Be advised that a lot of streets are named Peachtree, which can confuse the hell out of you. Even worse, the city uses diagonal directions on its streets and street signs, much like Washington, D.C.: NW, NE, SE and SW. The street grid takes some odd angles, which will confuse you further. Five Points -- Peachtree Street, Marietta Street & Edgewood Avenue -- is the centerpoint of the city.

A building boom in the 1980s gave the city some pretty big skyscrapers, so, while it won't seem quite as imposing as New York or Chicago, it will seem bigger than such National League cities as Cincinnati and St. Louis. The building currently named Bank of America Plaza, a.k.a. the Pencil Building because of its shape, is the tallest in the State of Georgia, at 1,033 feet. It stands at 600 Peachtree Street NE at North Avenue.

MARTA's 3-stripes logo of blue, yellow and orange is reminiscent of New Jersey Transit's blue, purple and orange. A single trip on any MARTA train is $2.50, now cheaper than New York's. A 10-trip is no bargain at $25. The subway started running with tokens in 1979, and switched to farecards known as Breezecards in 2006.
Going In. Turner Field is at the intersection of Capitol Street SE and Love Street SE, but the official address is 755 Hank Aaron Drive SE. Parking, which includes in the lot where Fulton County Stadium once stood, costs $15.

Unfortunately, the MARTA subway does not get all that close to Turner Field. To make matters worse, the ballpark is separated from downtown Atlanta by the intersection of Interstates 20 and 75/85, so unless you've got a hotel within a 10-minute walk of the ballpark, you’re not going to walk there.
Turner Field in its original configuration,
as the 1996 Olympic Stadium

But, if you didn’t drive down, or fly and then rent a car, the Number 55 bus goes from Five Points Station, the centerpoint of MARTA, to Turner Field. And the Braves Shuttle goes between Underground Atlanta and the ballpark. A round-trip ticket is $5.50 (buy it at the Best of Atlanta shop at Underground Atlanta, at Lower Alabama & Lower Pryor Streets), but it's free if you transfer from MARTA. Pick it up at Steve Polk Plaza, at Central Avenue & Martin Luther King Jr. Drive. Most fans will enter at the stadium’s north entrance, N Gate. There’s also E, SW and NW gates (East, Southwest and Northwest).
Left field entrance. Note Hank Aaron's statue at left.

"The Ted" was named after broadcasting mogul and former Braves and NBA Atlanta Hawks owner Ted Turner. His real name is actually not Theodore, but Robert Edward Turner III – after Robert E. Lee. Since his father was already "Bob," he went with Edward, and, like a number of people named Edward, including the late Senator Kennedy of Massachusetts, his "Edward" became "Ted."
Inside, expect the usual post-1992, post-Camden Yards concourses, lighting, and decorations (team-specific, of course). While the park is south of downtown and open at its north end, don't expect to see a nice view of skyscrapers: The field points northeast, technically away from downtown, and is natural grass.

The field is not symmetrical. It is 335 feet down the left-field line, 380 to left-center, 401 to center, 390 to right-center, and 330 to right. This might lead you to believe that The Ted is a pitcher's park. But you would be wrong: Those distances are that long because, until Colorado and Arizona came into the NL, Atlanta had the highest elevation in the major leagues. The old Fulton County Stadium was known as "The Launching Pad." Put it this way: If the field conditions there were the same as at Milwaukee County Stadium, Hank Aaron would still have hit over 600 home runs, but he wouldn't have gotten to 715. So the faraway distances at The Ted make it a balanced ballpark.
The longest home run at Turner Field thus far is a 471-foot drive that Sammy Sosa hit in 2001. I can't find a reference to the longest ever hit at Fulton County Stadium, although there was a seat in the upper deck in left field decorated with a hammer and the words AARON 557 -- not that the seat was 557 feet from home plate, but that it was where Hammerin' Hank Aaron's 557th career home run landed. This would have to have been in the vicinity of 500 feet, but I can't verify that it was the stadium's longest.

Turner Field opened in 1996, as the main venue for the Olympic Games held in Atlanta that year. After the Olympics, the north end was demolished, and replaced with the bleachers and main scoreboards, so that the 85,000-seat track & field stadium could become a proper 50,000-seat baseball stadium.

Why is it being replaced? After all, this is only its 20th season. It's not in bad shape, right? Actually, it has a problem that Fulton County Stadium, on the plot of land just to the north, had, and also led to the early dooms for the Georgia Dome and The Omni: Atlanta's humid climate means that maintenance of such a building costs more than in most cities: In Turner Field's case, a renovation to keep those costs down would cost $150 million. The team says that "fan improvement renovations" would add another $200 million. And the City of Atlanta isn't willing to pay that, due to other priorities, like school and street upkeep.

The Braves have also said that they don't have control over the commercial development around the stadium -- there really isn't any, given that it's blocked off from most of the city by freeways and parking lots. It wasn't quite unique among the multisport stadiums of the 1960s and '70s in that it was downtown (St. Louis also did that), but despite being downtown, it didn't have nearby development that would have a cross-stream of revenue.

Finally, the Braves decided that Turner Field "doesn't match up with where the majority of our fans come from." Translation: Black people in Atlanta aren't paying to come to Braves games, white people from the northern and western suburbs are. Is that racist? Maybe not. Is that cynical? Oh, hell, yes. Given the cost, the commercial opportunities, and the status of their fan base, the Braves concluded that it would be more economical in the long run to simply start over.

Food. Son, Ah say son, this bein' the South, y'all can expect good eatin' and good hospitality. You want the usual ballpark fare, including hot dogs and beer? They got 'em and they got 'em good. You want Southern specialties such as fried chicken and barbecue? They got that, too.

As with most of these new parks, they have higher-end restaurants, too: The Braves Chophouse (a.k.a. "Top of the Chop") and, in yet another thing named after Aaron, the 755 Club. Not sure what the dress code is for a Southern ballpark’s high-end restaurant, but don’t look to the "You might be a redneck" jokes of Atlanta-suburbs native and major Braves fan Jeff Foxworthy for inspiration: If you have any doubt as to whether what you've got would be appropriate for the same kind of restaurant at Citi Field or Yankee Stadium II, don’t go in.

If you don't mind their stance on social issues, the Atlanta-based Chick-fil-A has stands behind Sections 139, 202 and 333. If you need a taste of good old N'Yawk, there's a Pasta Bar behind Section 47. (Hey, at least they're trying.) Smokehouse BBQ is at 317, La Taqueria at 321, a Gluten Free Concessions stand is at 106, and, for dessert, Mayfield Ice Cream and Dippin' Dots are all over.

Team History Displays. Outside The Ted, in an area called Monument Grove, are statues of Braves greats Hank Aaron, Phil Niekro and Warren Spahn -- even though Spahn was with  the Braves in Boston and Milwaukee, and never threw a pitch for Atlanta -- and the greatest baseball player born in Georgia, Ty Cobb. Although Jackie Robinson was born in Georgia, he grew up outside Los Angeles, so while his Number 42 is posted with the Braves’ retired numbers, there is no statue of him outside Turner Field.

In the Green Lot parking area north of the park, where Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium used to be, there is a chain-link fence about where the left-center-field fence was, and, at the approximate location of where it landed, then the Braves’ bullpen, is the marker that used to be on the wall behind it, honoring Aaron’s record-breaking 715th career home run, hit on April 8, 1974.
On the facing of the left-field stands, the Braves have placed their retired numbers, with their pennants further along in left-center: Number 3, Dale Murphy, 1980s outfielder; Number 6, Bobby Cox, 1990s and 2000s manager; Number 10, Larry Wayne Jones Jr., a.k.a. Chipper Jones, 1990s and 2000s 3rd baseman; Number 21, Warren Spahn, 1940s and '50s pitcher; Number 29, John Smoltz, 1990s and 2000s pitcher; Number 31, Greg Maddux, 1990s and 2000s pitcher; Number 35, Phil Niekro, 1960s, '70s and '80s pitcher; Number 41, Eddie Mathews, 1950s and '60s 3rd baseman and '70s manager; Number 44, Hank Aaron, 1950s, '60s and '70s right fielder; and Number 47, Tom Glavine, 1990s and 2000s pitcher (known to Met fans as "the Manchurian Brave"). The Number 42 of Jackie Robinson (born in Georgia but grew up in California) is also displayed there.
Retired numbers. Note the ads for Atlanta-based companies
Coca-Cola and Chick-fil-A.

Aaron and Spahn were named to the Major League Baseball All-Century Team in 1999, which was introduced in a ceremony at Turner Field before Game 2 of the World Series. That same year, they, Mathews and Maddux were named to The Sporting News' 100 Greatest Players.

Inside Turner Field, on the northwest (left field) side of the park under Section 134, the Ivan Allen Jr. Braves Museum and Hall of Fame (named for the Mayor who built Fulton County Stadium, allowing for the Braves' move) contains various items from Braves history, including the club's tenures in Boston (1871-1952) and Milwaukee (1953-1965).

The Hall's 30 members include the following:

* Boston-era players Spahn, Herman Long, Kid Nichols, Rabbit Maranville, Tommy Holmes and Johnny Sain. Not yet elected are several Boston-era members of the Baseball Hall of Fame, such as Harry Wright, George Wright, John Clarkson, Kid Nichols, Charles "Old Hoss" Radbourne, Frank Selee, Mike "King" Kelly, Hugh Duffy, Tommy McCarthy, Billy Hamilton,Vic Willis,  Jimmy Collins and Johnny Evers. Also not yet elected is Wally Berger, the only Brave selected for the 1st All-Star Game in 1933, and was selected for the 1st 4 All-Star Games; and Bob Elliott, the only Boston Brave to be named NL Most Valuable Player, in 1947.

* Milwaukee-era players Spahn, Aaron, Mathews, Del Crandall and Ernie Johnson Sr. (father of basketball broadcaster Ernie Johnson Jr.). Not yet elected is the other Hall-of-Famer to have contributed to the 1957 World Championship, Red Schoendienst.

* Atlanta players Aaron, Niekro, Murphy, Maddux, Glavine, Smoltz, Chipper Jones, Ralph Garr, David Justice, Javy Lopez and Andruw Jones; and manager Cox. Although Joe Torre was an All-Star for the Braves in both Milwaukee and Atlanta (he even hit the 1st major league home run in Fulton County Stadium, in its opening game of April 12, 1966, before closing it as the opposing manager on October 24, 1996), and managed the Braves to the 1982 NL Western Division title, he has not been elected.

* Non-players: Team owners Bill Bartholomay and Ted Turner; team executives Bill Lucas (MLB's 1st black general manager), Paul Snyder and John Schuerholz; broadcasters Johnson, Skip Caray, Pete van Wieren and Don Sutton (a HOF pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers); and trainer Dave Pursley.

Those pennants on the left-center-field façade can seem awfully impressive, until you remember that only 1 of them is for a World Championship, 1995 (rendered in blue numbers on a red flag). Then there’s 4 that are for Pennants where the Braves went on to lose the World Series (red on yellow): 1991, ’92, ’96 and ’99. There's 12 Division Championships where the Braves did not go on to win the Pennant (blue on yellow): 1969, ’82, ’93, ’97, ’98, 2000, ’01, ’02, ’03, ’04, '05 and '13. And 2 Wild Card berths (white on yellow): 2010 and '12.
Strangely, while the Braves include the retired numbers of Spahn, who pitched for them in Boston and Milwaukee, and Mathews, who played only his last season as a Brave in Atlanta, they do not include the Pennants the team won in Boston (National Association 1872, '73, '74, '75; NL 1877, '78, '83, '91, '92, '93, '97, '98, 1914 & '48) or in Milwaukee (1957 & '58), or the 1914 (Boston) or 1957 (Milwaukee) World Series wins with those flags. Nor do they include the Pennants won by the Southern Association's old Atlanta Crackers, who at least played in Atlanta.

And, let’s not forget, while the fact that most of those flags came from 1991 to 2005, the relative dearth of them from 1966 (actually from 1959 if you count Milwaukee) to 1990 shows that the Braves haven’t been nearly as successful a franchise as you might think. True, in Boston, they were the greatest American sports franchise of the 19th Century; and they were at least in the Pennant race in nearly all of their 13 seasons in Milwaukee; but from 1899 to 1990, 92 seasons, they won only 4 Pennants – as many as the Mets have in 52 years, and a rate about as bad as the Chicago White Sox (5 in their first 104 years), Cleveland Indians (5 in their first 110 and 3 in their first 94), and Philadelphia Phillies (5 in their first 125 and 4 in their first 110).

Stuff. You can get pretty much anything you want, from T-shirts with names and numbers of long-gone players to team-oriented DVDs, in the souvenir stands. But do yourself a favor and do not buy a foam Tomahawk. That’s a souvenir you just don’t need.

There are quite a few good books about Hank Aaron, including his own memoir I Had a Hammer: The Hank Aaron Story, but it's over 20 years old. A more detailed one about the chase for 715, rather than Aaron's entire life, would be Tom Stanton's more recent Hank Aaron and the Home Run That Changed America.

Pete van Wieren, who retired after the 2008 season and has been battling lymphoma, recently published Of Mikes and Men: A Lifetime of Braves Baseball. After the 1995 World Championship, he collaborated with longtime New York baseball writer Bob Klapisch on a comprehensive history of the team: The World Champion Braves: An Illustrated History of America's Team 1871-1995.  (During the team's run to the 1982 Playoffs, Turner tried to take the "America's Team" tag promoted by the Dallas Cowboys and use it to promote the Braves on TBS, which he then called his nationally-syndicated "superstation," giving the Braves a bit of popularity outside the South.) Lang Whitaker, a writer for the NBA magazine SLAM!, has written In the Time of Bobby Cox: The Atlanta Braves, Their Manager, My Couch, Two Decades, and Me. And Glavine, Smoltz and Javy Lopez have written inside accounts of the Cox "dynasty."

If you want a look at the franchise's previous incarnations, there's John Klima's Bushville Wins! The Wild Saga of the 1957 Milwaukee Braves and the Screwballs, Sluggers, and Beer Swiggers Who Canned the New York Yankees and Changed Baseball. (Long title. No, Fiona Apple did not collaborate on it.) True, the success of the Braves and their big (for the time), automobile-accommodating ballpark led Walter O'Malley to lead the Dodgers out of first Ebbets Field and then, when he couldn't get a new stadium in Brooklyn, out of New York City entirely, and led him to con Horace Stoneham into doing the same with the Giants. But that did also pave the way for the union of Dodger and Giant fans into the Met alliance. And the Braves did beat the Yankees -- in one out of two World Series, anyway.

But William Povletich's Milwaukee Braves: Heroes and Heartbreak tells not only what happened in their rise, but in their fall, and the causes of the move to Atlanta. (Hint: The Minnesota Twins arrived in 1961 and took away about half of their population base, and the success of the Green Bay Packers from 1960 onward also distracted Wisconsinians.)

Sportswriter Harold Kaese wrote The Boston Braves after their 1948 Pennant season. Late in his life, Warren Spahn worked with Kaese' estate to add an update.

There is, as yet, no DVD of The Essential Games of the Atlanta Braves, or The Essential Games of Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium.

During the Game. A recent Thrillist article on "Baseball's Most Intolerable Fans" put Braves fans near the middle of the pack, 13th:"Even when Maddux was dealing in his prime they couldn't always sell out playoff games. Basically, if you aren’t college football in Georgia, don't bother. Hell, even the Tomahawk Chop was ripped off from Florida State. This is the suburban strip mall of franchises, so it's all too appropriate that they’ll soon be in the suburbs."

Atlanta can be a rough city, and NFL Falcons, NBA Hawks and Georgia Tech college football games might be good places to keep your guard up. But Braves fans are not going to pick fights with you. As I said, they barely care enough to show up. You do not have to worry about wearing Mets, or any other team’s, gear in Turner Field. Braves fans will generally not act like New York, Philadelphia or Boston fans and get snippy (or worse, rough) because of it.

And if you’re looking for famous Braves fans in the stands, don’t bother. Turner, while no longer the owner, might be there; his ex-wife Jane Fonda, and former President Jimmy Carter and his wife Rosalynn, probably won’t be. As for other celebrities, considering that Foxworthy is still hosting Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? in Los Angeles, he won’t be attending too many games, even though he’s probably, aside from the preceding, the most famous Braves fan.

The Friday night game will be followed by fireworks. The Saturday night game will have a giveaway: Bobblehead dolls of former Braves announcers Skip Caray and Pete Van Wieren. And the Sunday afternoon game will have a postgame concert by TobyMac.

The Braves hold auditions for National Anthem singers, instead of having a regular singer. As you might guess, Braves fans conclude the National Anthem not with "…and the home of the brave" but "…and the home of the Braves!" It’s not as dumb as the Baltimore "O! say does that… " but it’s bad enough. Fortunately, the Braves don’t have a special song they use to follow "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" in the 7th inning stretch. Nor do they have a true theme song.

What they do have is that annoying Tomahawk Chop and its song, the War Chant: "Oh, oh-whoa-oh-oh… whoa-oh-oh… oh-whoa-oh-oh…" It was brought to the Braves by outfielder Deion Sanders, who had played football at Florida State University before playing both baseball and football professionally. Since FSU preceded the Braves into championship contention by a few years, this was a chance to latch onto something they thought was special, and, long after Deion’s retirement from all sports and the 1996-97 move from Fulton County Stadium to Turner Field, the Chop and the Chant remain. If you’re a real Met fan, you’ll be very quickly reminded of how sick it made you feel during the Clinton Years.

The Braves have had a number of mascots over the years, including Chief Noc-a-Homa (knock a homer), a decidedly politically incorrect Native American whose tepee was located in Fulton County Stadium’s left field stands, who would do a so-called Indian war dance after every Braves home run.
Levi Walker Jr., alias Chief Noc-a-Homa, and Hank Aaron

For a while, like some other MLB mascots, including Mr. Met’s own Lady Met, the Chief got a girlfriend, Princess Win-a-Lotta. I swear, I am not making that up. I wish I was.

Anyway, having entertained fans since the Braves’ 1966 arrival, Levi Walker Jr., who played the Chief, quit in 1986 after a salary dispute. Deciding this was as good a time as any to address the issue of whether the character was insulting to Native Americans, the Braves did not hire a new Chief, and let the character fade away.
The Chief's tepee, in left field at Fulton County Stadium

Instead, they adopted a new mascot, named Homer the Brave. You might recognize him: He has a baseball head, much like Mr. Met, only he has eyeblack and a Braves uniform and cap. Is he as good as Mr. Met? Anybody who thinks so must've broken into the Dukes of Hazzard's moonshine stash.

The Home Depot is based in Atlanta, and they sponsor a "mascot race": People dressed like tools. (Save your jokes.) A hammer, a saw, a paint brush and a power drill start from the warning track in right field and finish in front of the left field scoreboard.

After the Game. You should have no trouble with Braves fans on your way out, and you may even find a few of your fellow travelers ready to celebrate a Met win – or commiserate with you on a Met loss. But, if it’s a night game, be sure to get on the Braves Shuttle back to Underground Atlanta and then back to your hotel. Atlanta does have a bit of a crime problem; while you’ll probably be safe in the stadium parking lot and on the subway, you don’t want to wander the streets late at night.

A good way to have fun would seem to be to find a bar where New Yorkers hang out. Unfortunately, the best ones I could come up with were all outside the city. Hudson Grille (sure sounds like a New York-style name), 6317 Roswell Road in Sandy Springs, is 15 miles north of Five Points. MARTA Red Line to Dunwoody, then transfer to Number 5 bus.

Mazzy’s, at 2217 Roswell Road in Marietta, is the home of the local Jets fan club, but it's 20 miles north, and forget about reaching it by public transportation. The club also lists Bada Bing's, at 349 Decatur Street SE, just 1 stop east of Five Points on the MARTA Green Line (fitting), but they claim Mazzy's is their "perfect place." Meehan's Public House is also said to be a Jet fans' hangout. 227 Sandy Springs Place, at the CityWalk shopping center, just outside I-285. MARTA Red Line to Dunwoody, transfer to the 87 bus.

A Facebook page titled “Mets Fans Living In Atlanta” was no help. Your best bet may be to research hotel chains, to find out which ones New Yorkers tend to like, and meet up with fellow Metsophiles (or Metsochists) there.

A recent Thrillist article on the best sports bars in each State listed The Midway Pub as the best in Georgia. It's about 3 1/2 miles east of downtown, at 552 Flat Shoals Avenue SE. Number 74 bus.

Sidelights. When the Thrashers moved to become the new Winnipeg Jets 2 years ago, it marked the 2nd time in 31 years that Atlanta had lost an NHL team. They still have teams in MLB, the NFL and the NBA, plus a Division I-A college which has been successful in several sports, the annual Southeastern Conference Championships for both football and basketball, and an annual college football bowl game, the Chick-fil-A Bowl (formerly the Peach Bowl).

But that doesn’t make Atlanta a great sports town. All of their major league teams have tended to have trouble filling their buildings.

* Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium. Home to the Southern Association’s Atlanta Crackers in their last season, 1965; to the Braves from 1966 to 1996; to the NFL Falcons from 1966 to 1991; and to the Atlanta Chiefs of the North American Soccer League (Champions 1968) from 1967 to 1973. It was in what’s now the parking lot north of Turner Field.
The old stadium hosted the World Series in 1991, 1992, 1995 and 1996, the last 3 games there being the Yankees' wins in Games 3, 4 and 5 of the '96 Series. It hosted NFC Playoff games in 1978 and 1991, the Peach Bowl from 1971 to 1991, and 2 matches of the U.S. national soccer team: A win over India in 1968, and a win over China in 1977. It also hosted the Beatles shortly after its opening, on August 18, 1965.

* SunTrust Park. Construction is well underway on the new ballpark, named for a bank, that the Braves hope to open in April 2017, in Cumberland, Cobb County, Georgia. It's in Atlanta's northwestern suburbs.
Artist's rendering

The Braves have tried to justify the move by saying that this is "near the geographic center of the Braves' fan base." This may be true. But the proposed move would also get them out of the majority-black City of Atlanta and into the center of mostly-white, Tea Party-country Georgia. Gee, I wonder if there's a connection, especially now that the famously inclusive Ted Turner no longer owns the team? (Ironically, Tea Party groups have opposed the building of the stadium, citing the taxes that would have to be implemented for it.)

Seriously, the Braves have got it backwards: Whereas many teams in the various sports left the inner city for the suburbs, or at least for suburban parts of their cities, in the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s, and then came back downtown in the 1990s, 2000s and 2010s, the Braves built Fulton County Stadium downtown in 1965 (and then Turner Field downtown in 1996), and are going out to the suburbs in 2017. Do they really think this is going to increase their oft-mocked attendance? We shall see.

Capacity will be about 41,000. It is northwest of the interchange of Interstates 75 and 285, on Circle 75 Parkway, 13 miles northwest of Five Points. MARTA Gold to Arts Center, then transfer to Number 10 bus. The Braves also plan to use a "circulator" bus system to shuttle fans to and from the stadium.
Construction photo, dated January 19, 2016

* Georgia Dome, Philips Arena, site of The Omni. They’re next-door to each other, at Martin Luther King Jr. Drive SW and Northside Drive NW (another confusing street name). The Georgia Dome has been home to the Falcons since 1992 and has hosted the SEC Championship Game. It hosted the NCAA Final Four in 2002 (Maryland beating Indiana), 2007 (Florida beating Ohio State), and 2013 (Louisville over Michigan).

The Philips Arena has been home to the NBA’s Hawks since 1999, and was the home of the NHL's Thrashers from 1999 to 2011. It was built on the site of the previous Atlanta arena, The Omni, which hosted the Hawks from 1972 to 1997, the NHL’s Atlanta Flames from 1972 to 1980 (when they moved to Calgary), the 1977 NCAA Final Four (Queens native and ex-Knick Al McGuire leading Marquette over Dean Smith’s North Carolina), and the 1988 Democratic Convention (Michael Dukakis was nominated for President, which didn't work out too well).

Elvis Presley sang at the Omni on June 21, 29, 30 and July 3, 1973; April 30, May 1 and 2, 1975; June 4, 5, 6 and December 30, 1976.

The U.S. national soccer team played at the Georgia Dome on July 22, 2015, losing 2-1 to Jamaica.

Mercedes-Benz Stadium, a new retractable-roof stadium for the Falcons and Major League Soccer's expansion Atlanta United FC, is under construction, just south of the Georgia Dome, which, presumably, will be demolished. Like SunTrust Park, it's expected to open in time for its sport's 2017 season. It is in the running to host Super Bowl LIII (in February 2019) or LIV (2020), and the NFL will decide next month on those, so Atlanta has a 50-50 chance of getting one of them.

The CNN Center is adjacent to the arena. MARTA Gold or Red to Dome-GWCC-Philips Arena stop.

With the loss of the Thrashers, the nearest NHL team to Atlanta is the Nashville Predators, 247 miles away. Atlanta would be 10th in population among NHL markets, but don't count on them ever getting another team after losing 2 within 31 years.

* Hank McCamish Pavilion. The Georgia Institute of Technology (a.k.a. Georgia Tech) has played basketball here at "the Thrillerdome" since 1956. Originally named the Alexander Memorial Coliseum, for legendary football coach Bill Alexander, the building underwent a renovation from 2010 to 2012, funded in large part by a donation from the McCamish family.

The Pavilion hosted the Hawks from their 1968 arrival from St. Louis to The Omni's opening in 1972, and again from 1997 to 1999 while Philips Arena was built on The Omni's site. 965 Fowler Street NW. MARTA Gold or Red Line to Midtown.

* Bobby Dodd Stadium at Historic Grant Field. The oldest stadium in Division I-A college football? It sure doesn’t look it, having been modernized several times since its opening a little over 100 years ago, on September 27, 1913. Dodd, who played at the University of Tennessee and coached at Georgia Tech (first as an assistant to Alexander, then as head coach), is one of only 3 people elected to the College Football Hall of Fame as both a player and a coach.

Georgia Tech's teams have two nicknames, the Yellow Jackets and the Ramblin' Wreck. There is a 1930 Ford Model A called the Ramblin' Wreck (don’t let the name fool you, they love their college traditions in the South and this vee-hicle is kept in tip-top condition) that drives onto the field before every game, carrying the Tech cheerleaders, including Buzz the Yellow Jacket, with the team running behind it.

I would advise against going to Dodd/Grant when Tech plays their arch-rivals, the University of Georgia, as those games not only sell out, but have been known to involve fights. Other than that, the stadium has a great atmosphere. 177 North Avenue NW (yeah, another one of those). MARTA Gold or Red to North Avenue. (UGa's Sanford Stadium is 71 miles east of Five Points, at 100 Sanford Drive in Athens. Take I-85, or Megabus from MARTA Civic Center station.)

In between Grant Field and the Thrillerdome is Russ Chandler Stadium, Tech's baseball facility. Although they've never won a National Championship, the list of players they've sent to the majors leagues includes Marty Marion, Marlon Byrd, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Varitek and Mark Teixeira. 255 5th Street NW.

A few steps away from Grant Field, over the North Avenue Bridge (over I-75/85) at 61 North Avenue NW, highlighted by a huge neon letter V, is The Varsity. No visit to The A-T-L is complete without a stop at The Varsity. Basically, it’s a classic diner, but really good. Be careful, though: They want to keep it moving, much like the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld and its real-life counterpart The Original Soup Man, and also Pat’s Steaks in Philadelphia.

The place has a language all its own, and, when they ask, "What’ll you have?", being a Met fan, you do not want to order what they call a Yankee Dog – or a Naked Dog, which, oddly, is the same exact thing: A hot dog whose only condiment is mustard (which hardly makes it "naked," but that’s what they call it). Check out this link, and you’ll get an idea of what to say and what not to say.

* Site of Ponce de Leon Park. The Southern Association's Atlanta Crackers played at 2 stadiums with this name, from 1907 to 1923, and then, after a fire required rebuilding, from 1924 to 1964. The second park seated 20,000, a huge figure for a minor league park then -- and a pretty big one for a minor league park now.

"Crackers"? The term is usually applied to a poor white Southerner, and is, effectively, black people's response to what we now call "the N-word." It has also been suggested that the term referred to plowboys cracking a whip over their farm animals, or that it was a shortened version of an earlier team called the Firecrackers, or that it comes from the Gaelic word "craic," meaning entertaining conversation, or boasting, or bantering.

The team won a Pennant in 1895, before the 1st ballpark with the name was built. In the 1st park, they won Pennants in 1907, 1909, 1913, 1917 and 1919. In the 2nd, they won in 1925, 1935, 1938, 1945, 1954, 1956, 1957, 1960 and 1962. So, 15 in all. After that 1962 Crackers Pennant, Atlanta would not win another until the Braves finally did it 29 years later. All told, Atlanta has won 20 Pennants.
The park was known for a magnolia tree that stood in deep center field, until 1947 when Earl Mann bought the team and moved the fence in a bit, so that the tree was no longer in fair play. Although it never happened during a regular-season professional game, in exhibition games both Babe Ruth and Eddie Mathews hit home runs that hit the tree.

The park also hosted high school football and the occasional prizefight, including the last fight in the career of Jack Dempsey, in 1940, when he was 45 years old and beat pro wrestler Clarence "Cowboy" Luttrell.

The Southern Association, a Double-A League (since replaced by the Southern League) folded in 1961, rather than accept integrated teams. The Crackers, known (ironically, considering their location) as "the Yankees of the Minors," were accepted into the Triple-A American Association, and remained there until their final season, 1965, before the Braves arrived the next year. That last season, 1965, was played at what became Fulton County Stadium, its 52,000 seats making it the largest stadium ever to regularly host minor-league games, a record that would later be broken by the Denver Bears after Bears Stadium was expanded to 74,000 seats and became Mile High Stadium.

The Midtown Place Shopping Center is now on the site. Unlike the park, and the 1st shopping center that was on the site, before Midtown Place, the magnolia tree has never been torn down. 650 Ponce de Leon Avenue NE. MARTA Gold to North Avenue, then transfer to Number 2 bus.
* Dahlberg Hall. Formerly the Atlanta Municipal Auditorium, this structure opened in 1909, and was the longtime home of the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra until 1968, when Woodruff Arts Center opened. In 1970, it was the site of Muhammad Ali's return to boxing, after his legal exile. He knocked Jerry Quarry out in the 3rd round.

In 1979, Georgia State University bought the Auditorium, and converted it into their alumni hall, renaming it for alumnus Bill Dahlberg. Courtland Street & Auditorium Place SE. Just 5 blocks east of Five Points, and within walking distance.

Ty Cobb is buried in his family's mausoleum in Rose Hill Cemetery, in his hometown of Royston, 93 miles northeast of Atlanta. It can only be reached by car.

* Non-Sports Sites. There’s the Atlanta Cyclorama and Civil War Museum, 800 Cherokee Avenue SE, which tells the true story of that fire you saw in Gone With the Wind. At the other end of the spectrum, giving all people their equal due, is the Martin Luther King Jr. National Historic Site at 449 Auburn Avenue NE, which includes the house that was Dr. King’s birthplace and boyhood home, the Ebenezer Baptist Church where he and his father Martin Sr. preached, and his tomb. The King Memorial stop on MARTA's Blue and Green Lines serves both the King Center and the Cyclorama.

The Carter Center, housing Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Library and Museum, and the Carter Center for Nonviolent Social Change, is at 453 Freedom Parkway. Bus 3 or 16 from Five Points stop on MARTA.

The Carters have announced that, unlike most recent Presidents, they will not be buried at their Presidential Library, but rather in their hometown of Plains. Whether they will be participating in any events at the Library during any of the Mets' visits this season, I don't know, but in spite of their ages, they do get around rather well.

There are also museums honoring Gone With the Wind author and Atlanta native Margaret Mitchell, Atlanta’s native drink Coca-Cola, and Atlanta’s native news network CNN. And there's the city's major shopping district, Underground Atlanta, in the Five Points area.

Elvis sang at the historic Fox Theater early in his career, giving 6 shows in 2 days, March 14 and 15, 1956. 660 Peachtree Street NE at Ponce de Leon Avenue. MARTA Gold or Red Line to North Avenue. He topped that from June 22 to 24, giving 10 shows in 3 days (including a personal record 4 on the 23rd -- he was a lot younger then) at the Paramount Theater, next-door to the Loew's Grand Theater, famous for being the site of the world premiere of Gone With the Wind.

Both the Paramount and the Loew's Grand (which burned in a suspected insurance scam in 1978) have been demolished, and replaced by the Georgia-Pacific Tower. John Wesley Dobbs Avenue & Peachtree Street NE. MARTA Gold or Red Line to Peachtree Center.

Atlanta is the home base of actor-writer-producer-director Tyler Perry, and all his TV shows and movies are set there. The house that stands in for the home of his most famous character, Mabel "Madea" Simmons, is at 1197 Avon Avenue SW, 3 miles southwest of downtown. MARTA Gold or Red Line to Oakland City, then a 10-minute walk north. I think it's a private home, so don't bother whoever lives there. Especially if there's somebody living there who's like Madea.

The most famous TV show set in Georgia was The Dukes of Hazzard. The State in which Hazzard County was located was never specified in the script, but the cars had Georgia license plates, and Georgia State Highway signs could be clearly seen. The first few episodes were filmed in Covington, about 37 miles southeast of Five Points. After returning from a Christmas break from filming in 1978-79, new sets were built in Southern California to mimic a small Southern town's courthouse square.

Years later, the TV version of In the Heat of the Night would also film in Covington. The movie version, like the TV version set in the fictional town of Sparta, Mississippi, was filmed in Tennessee and Illinois, as Sidney Poitier refused to cross the Mason-Dixon Line to film his scenes.

Atlanta has attracted the supernatural, including The Walking Dead, The Vampire Diaries and Teen Wolf. Much of Andy Griffith's ole-country lawyer show Matlock was filmed around the Fulton County Government Center and the State Capitol along MLK Drive, centered on Central Avenue. But, for the most part, Matlock, like another Atlanta-based show, Designing Women, was filmed in L.A. The house that stood in for Julia Sugarbaker's home, at 1521 Sycamore Street in the show (the address does exist in neighboring Decatur), isn't even in Georgia: It's in Little Rock, Arkansas, hometown of series co-creator and writer Harry Thomason. (His co-creator and writer Linda Bloodworth-Thomason is from Poplar Bluff, Missouri.)

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Atlanta is an acquired taste, especially for a Met fan. Is it worth going? Put it this way: At the rate both the Mets and the Braves are going, if your mission is to see the Mets “burn Atlanta” the way the Yankees of William Tecumseh Sherman did in 1864, you’re out of luck. If it's to see the Mets do it the way the Yankees of Joe Torre did in 1996 and 1999, and the Mets themselves came close to doing in 1999, you've got a chance -- a better chance than you had from 2009 to 2014.

But if your mission is simply to have a good time in an unfamiliar city, and to "cross one more ballpark off your list," then, by all means, go, stay safe, and have fun. Of course, you'll have another chance to cross a ballpark off your list next year.

24 LOB & 1 DGANG: Day Game After a Night Game

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I hate a day game after a night game (DGANG). Especially when A., I have to blog about it; B, the Yankees lost said night game; and C, the pitcher in the day game is a good one.

Last night, the Yankees made it 3 straight losses, in the opener of a home series against the Seattle Mariners. Brett Gardner hit a home run in the 1st inning (his 1st of the young season). After that, nothing. Jacoby Ellsbury left 5 men on base. Mark Teixeira, Brian McCann and Dustin Ackley, 4 each. Carlos Beltran, 3.

The team as a whole: 24. Think about that: Last night, the Yankees left twenty-four men on base. In 33 at-bats. It doesn't really work out this way, but, technically, that means that, in every 4 at-bats, we left the bases loaded.

Luis Severino, whom I've called the real ace among New York pitchers, had nothing. He didn't get out of the 6th inning.

Mariners 7, Yankees 1. WP: Nate Karns (1-1). No save. LP: Severino (0-2).

The fact that Robinson Cano is playing for the Mariners, and got 2 hits, 1 of them for an RBI, while Ellsbury, the man Brian Cashman paid for long-term instead of keeping Cano long-term, went 0-for-5 while leaving 5 men on base, also sticks in my craw.

The Yankees were 4-2 and looking good. They are now 4-5.

And now, just 15 hours or so after it ended, they have to bat against Felix Hernandez.

As you might guess, I am not in a good mood.

Come on, Yankees: Put me in a good mood this afternoon.

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame the Kansas City Athletics for Moving to Oakland

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September 27, 1967: The Kansas City Athletics play their last home game. Their last 2, actually: They sweep a doubleheader from the Chicago White Sox, 5-2 and 4-0.

April 17, 1968: The A's play their 1st home game in Oakland. They lose to the Baltimore Orioles, 4-1.

The A's had been bought from the Mack family by Arnold Johnson in the Autumn of 1954, and he moved them to Kansas City. He died in 1960, and Charlie Finley had bought them from his heirs. He wanted a new ballpark, and Kansas City wasn't willing to build him one. He threatened to move to other cities before settling on Oakland, California, across San Francisco Bay from, well, San Francisco.

Kansas City was glad to be rid of Finley. A few weeks after the A's played their 1st game in Oakland, Major League Baseball expanded, and put a team in Kansas City, the Royals, and the city approved a new ballpark for them.

In the short term, Oakland was a great sports city. In the long run, it has failed. The Golden State Warriors, at the peak of their influence, are building a new arena and moving back across the Bay to San Francisco. The Raiders have already moved to Los Angeles once, moved back, and may yet move again, possibly back to L.A. And the A's may yet move again, because the Oakland Coliseum, once such a fun place to watch a baseball game or a football game, is now old and dreary with a rotten atmosphere.

Indeed, Finley tried to get the A's out of Oakland. He was inches away from moving them to Denver for the 1978 season. He thought he could move them to New Orleans for 1979. He tried again to move them to Denver for 1980, before finally selling them to Walter Haas that year.

Did Finley screw up by moving the A's? No: The relationship with Kansas City was poisoned. He had to go somewhere.

Did he screw up by choosing Oakland? It sure looks that way.

But, as Brian Kenny tended to say on the ESPN series The Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame... , things aren't always what they seem.

First, let me discuss a couple of reasons that didn't make the final cut, The Best of the Rest.

The St. Louis Cardinals. Thanks to their radio network, and the accompanying promotion by the team's owners, Gussie Busch and his Anheuser-Busch brewing corporation, Kansas City and the surrounding area was still Cardinal territory. Not until the Royals came along and started making the Playoffs in 1976 did a Kansas City team effectively take the region away from the Cards.

The Kansas City Market. I once saw a photograph taken at Super Bowl I. The photo showed Pennants of each team. The Packers pennant showed a 1940s-style football player, complete with a facemaskless helmet, his arm back to throw a pass, a ball against an outline of the State of Wisconsin. The Chiefs pennant showed the same player in the same pose, against an outline of several States: Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Arkansas.

There's a lot of people in that territory. But it's a lot of area. Check out these distances to downtown Kansas City:

Lawrence, home of the University of Kansas: 43 miles
Topeka, capital of the State of Kansas: 64 miles
Manhattan, home of Kansas State University: 122 miles
Columbia, home of the University of Missouri: 126 miles
Jefferson City, capital of the State of Missouri: 157 miles
Omaha, largest city in Nebraska: 188
Lincoln, capital of the State of Nebraska and home of the University of Nebraska: 194
Wichita, largest city in Kansas: 199
Tulsa, Oklahoma: 272
 
Today, the Kansas City Metropolitan Area has about 2.4 million people, ranking it 28th among MLB markets, ahead of only Milwaukee and Cincinnati. It had even fewer people half a century ago. So even if Finley and the Kansas City market had straightened out their differences, he still would have had to struggle in a market where football is king. (More about that in a moment.)

In contrast, the San Francisco market is huge, having 8.6 million, and it wasn't substantially smaller then. Before you tell me, "Oakland is a small market," no, it isn't: About half of the San Francisco market is in the East Bay. Throw in Sacramento, where the State Capitol is just 113 miles from the Oakland Coliseum (a 2-hour drive), and the market gets bigger. Even if you think only 1/3rd of the Bay Area market is A's territory instead of Giants territory, that's still nearly 3 million people, which is noticeably more than Kansas City.

Oakland. The Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum complex, a stadium and an arena, opened in 1966. The Oakland Raiders arrived in the Autumn of that year. The San Francisco Warriors played a few home games at the Oakland Coliseum Arena from 1966 to 1971, before moving there full-time in 1971 and changing their names to the Golden State Warriors. The Oakland Clippers of the National Professional Soccer League (which merged with the United Soccer Association to form the original North American Soccer League) began in the Spring of 1967, and won the title. The team known at various times as the California Seals, the Oakland Seals and (under Finley's ownership and switch from blue & green to A's green & gold) the California Golden Seals arrived in the Autumn of 1967.
The Coliseum complex, prior to the construction
of the "Mount Davis" bleachers in the mid-1990s.

Oakland, every bit as much as the bigger, more glamorous city across the Bay, had become a place to be, including for sports. It would become more so in the 1970s, as, between them, the A's, the Raiders and the Warriors won 5 World Championships in a little more than 4 years, between October 1972 and January 1977. By January 1981, the Seals were gone, the Clippers were forgotten, the A's had crashed and burned, but had gotten back up, and the Raiders had added another Super Bowl win. Although the Raiders left, the A's would have semi-glory days again: 1988 to 1992, and again 2000 to 2006.

No one yet knew that the Raiders would leave after the 1981 NFL season, or that they would come back but reach only 1 more Super Bowl as an Oakland team through February 2016; that the A's would win only 1 more World Series through October 2015; or the Warriors wouldn't win another NBA Championship until June 2015, and start building a new arena back on the San Francisco side of the Bay, hoping to open in October 2017; and that, as the 2010s dawned, both the A's and the Raiders would want out of the Coliseum.

The idea that Oakland would be a hip, happening place seems ridiculous now. It was not in 2003 (A's a Playoff team, Raiders in Super Bowl), or 1989 (A's World Champs, Warriors with "Run-TMC"), or 1975 (Oakland seemed to be the sports capital of the world). Or 1967, when the A's moved in.

Now for...

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame the Kansas City Athletics for Moving to Oakland

5. Football. When Finley was preparing to move, the Kansas City Chiefs were defending American Football League Champions. Since their arrival from Dallas in 1963, they were filling Municipal Stadium, 47,000 strong, 7 times a year. Finley had a baseball capacity of 35,000, and didn't fill that 7 times out of 81.

The Chiefs were the most popular sports team in Kansas City. Even in times of glory for the Royals -- the last couple of years, and in the George Brett era of 1976 to 1985, times when the Chiefs have not been particularly successful -- the Chiefs were more popular.

It wasn't (and isn't) just the Chiefs. The University of Missouri, the University of Kansas, the University of Nebraska, the University of Oklahoma... all are huge in their States. At Kansas, the basketball team is bigger than the football team, but the football team was then riding high on the recent success of Gale Sayers. Even on top of the world in 2016, the Royals have trouble competing for fans' attention and dollars with the Chiefs, Missouri football, Kansas basketball, Nebraska football, Oklahoma football and the Oklahoma City Thunder. But, mostly, with the Chiefs.

The Great Plains likes baseball, but it loves football. Theoretically, under a different owner, who cared more about winning than money, the A's could have ruled the East Bay, maybe even the entire Bay Area. They were never going to stand astride the Plains like a colossus.

4. Ballparks. Municipal Stadium, which had previously been home to the American Association's Kansas City Blues (a Yankee farm team) and the Negro Leagues' Kansas City Monarchs, was not really major league-worthy. The lower level was built in 1923, and the upper deck was added in 1955.

It seated only 35,020 for baseball, and even adding bleachers only brought its football capacity to a little over 47,000. It had support pole providing lots of obstructed views, technically reducing capacity even further. And with no room to add outfield seating, except maybe down the left-field line, it wasn't expandable. Parking was also an issue, which, as with the expandability issue, you can see in this photo.
The Oakland Coliseum, at the time Finley decided to move there, was new, exciting, had 50,000 seats for baseball, had lots of parking, and construction on public transportation access was underway. (However, the BART system, including the Coliseum stop, wouldn't open until 1972.)

3. The Kansas City Government. Finley had feuded with them over getting a new ballpark for so long, and in such a nasty way, that they weren't willing to deal with him anymore.You'll notice that, once Finley was gone, and MLB was willing to put a new team in Kansas City, they got moving on getting a new ballpark going.

In the Autumn of 1972, Arrowhead Stadium opened for the Chiefs. The following Spring, Royals Stadium opened, and the area was named the Harry S Truman Sports Complex, in memory of the native son former President who had just died. Royals Stadium was renamed Kauffman Stadium in 1993, in honor of the Royals' founding owner, Ewing Kauffman. In spite of both stadiums now being over 40 years old, recent renovations have ensured that neither will have to be replaced anytime soon.

But Royals/Kauffman Stadium was not going to happen for Finley. Which leads to...

2. The Alternatives. Finley threatened to move to several other cities. Would any of them have been a better option than Oakland? Or even a better option than Kansas City?

* Dallas-Forth Worth. Finley thought he had an agreement to move there for the 1962 season. It fell through. But where would they have played? Burnett Field, home of the Texas League's Dallas Eagles, seated less than 11,000 people. LaGrave Field, home of their arch-rivals, the Fort Worth Cats, was even smaller.

The plan was to play in the Cotton Bowl -- a 75,000-seat football stadium that would, like the Polo Grounds in New York and the Los Angeles Coliseum, have not really have a baseball field fit into it, and at least one fence, either left or right field, would have to be really short. Clearly, a new stadium would have to be built.

Turnpike Stadium was built in Arlington in 1965, with 10,000 seats. By 1972, it had 35,000 seats, and was ready to take on the new Washington Senators, who became the Texas Rangers. By 1978, it had 43,000 seats. But it never looked like anything more than what the Cotton Bowl would have been: A stopgap facility. When the stadium now known as Globe Life Park opened in 1994, they looked like a permanent team for the first time.

Had they moved to Dallas, they would have had a substandard stadium, and Finley probably would have wanted to move them soon again anyway.

* Louisville. Finley thought he had an agreement to move them and become the Kentucky Athletics in 1964, but the 9 other American League owners all said no. It's just as well: Not only is Louisville a smaller market than any in MLB, then and now, but they would have had to play in Fairgrounds Stadium, which seated just under 20,000 for baseball, and was eventually expanded to just 36,000 (under its current name of Cardinal Stadium, as former home of University of Louisville football and local Triple-A baseball). Finley would almost have had to move again, whether he liked it or not.

* Atlanta. As we've seen, it's a lousy market for baseball, even when the Braves are winning.

* Seattle. Sick's Stadium seated only 11,000, and even when expanded for the Seattle Pilots in 1969, it only seated 25,420. The Kingdome, as atrocious as it was, had to be built, but do you really think Finley would have waited until 1976? It wasn't until the Playoff season of 1995, and the voters approving the bond issue that made Safeco Field possible, that Seattle was saved as an MLB market.

In 1975, Finley proposed an idea: He would swap franchises with the owners of the Chicago White Sox, who would move the A's to Seattle, and Finley would run the team in his own area. (He had a mansion in Indiana near the Illinois State Line.) The AL owners put the kibosh on that, too.

* San Diego. Another small market, with what's now known as Qualcomm Stadium not opening until 1967, and there's a reason first the Padres, and now the Chargers, have wanted out. It's unsuitable for baseball, and far from downtown. The Padres wouldn't ensure their long-term survival until the 1998 Pennant led to the voters approving the bond issue that made Petco Park possible.

* New Orleans. The Superdome could have had a baseball layout, but it wouldn't open until 1975. But Finley was from Birmingham, Alabama, and though another Southern team after the Houston Astros (the Braves hadn't yet moved to Atlanta) could work. But, again, he would have had to use a stopgap stadium, as Pelican Stadium seated just 9,500, and playing at a football facility like the massive, already-obsolete Tulane Stadium, would have been a bad idea.

* Milwaukee. After the Braves left, Milwaukee County Stadium was available. Even so, it was a small market, and the idea of Finley staying there is not serious. The Pilots, so badly flailing financially after their inaugural season in 1969, were moved right before the 1970 season began (you could do that in those days), and became the Milwaukee Brewers.

So unless you count Milwaukee -- which, rather than having failed as a Major League Baseball market, was more sabotaged by Braves management in the early 1960s -- Finley didn't have a great option before Oakland opened up as a potential home in 1966.

Compared to those options (except maybe for Milwaukee), working out his differences with the government and fans of Kansas City could well have been a better choice for Finley than moving anywhere, including Oakland.

But instead of looking at Oakland and the Bay Area through the prism of now, look at it from the perspective of half a century ago:

1. The Bay Area. In 1967, it was hip, it was happening, it was groovy, it was far out. It was now, baby. It wasn't just sports. It was Haight-Ashbury. It was Berkeley. It was psychedelia. It was the Free Speech Movement. It was antiwar activists blocking the doors to the Oakland induction center and burning draft cards outside. It was the Hell's Angels. It was the Black Panthers. It was Rolling Stone magazine and The Berkeley Barb. It was The People stickin' it to The Man, man. Sometimes, that hipness took a grotesque form, but it was there, man.

And the A's, with their bright green & gold uniforms, and an owner who was as loud and flamboyant as his uniforms, fit right in. And this was before they started with the Afros and the mustaches in 1972.
Top: Rollie Fingers, Joe Rudi, Vida Blue.
Middle: Reggie Jackson, Charlie Finley, Gene Tenace.
Bottom: Sal Bando, Jim "Catfish" Hunter, Bert Campaneris.
Finley must've gotten that hat from his Alabama pal,
Coach Paul W. "Bear" Bryant.

Contrast that with Kansas City. You can't get much more Middle America. It was not a Charles Oscar Finley type of place. Whatever virtues K.C. has, it has not been hip since Count Basie and the other jazz acts of the 1930s. In 1967, the Summer of Love, Middle America looked like the past; California -- the Bay Area, L.A, even San Diego -- looked like the future.

The Bay Area looks like the future now. The successes of the Giants and the Warriors. Those teams, the San Jose Sharks and Major League Soccer's San Jose Earthquakes all have (or, as with the Dubs, soon will have) new buildings. The 2 big colleges, Cal and Stanford, recently rebuilt their football stadiums. And the huge amounts of money in San Francisco, Marin County, Silicon Valley and the hill communities of the East Bay will keep those franchises in the pink.

Oakland? The Warriors aren't going far, but they are going. The Raiders would like to go, again. The A's, under current management, would prefer to stay, in a new ballpark. Will they get it? They're not currently close to getting it. But then, most cities that have been considered as new ones for the A's don't have major league-ready stadiums. (Montreal is an exception, and, even then, the Olympic Stadium would be only a stopgap facility.)

It looks likely that the A's will host their 2020 season opener in the Oakland Coliseum, whatever corporate name it will have at the time. Beyond that? It's hard to say.

But if Oakland baseball can survive Finley's mismanagement of his 1970s champions, maybe, just maybe, "Green Collar Baseball" can ensure its continued existence well into the 21st Century.

I Don't Believe in Coincidences: 39 LOB = 0-4

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In their last 4 games, the Yankees have scored 7 runs. They have left 39 men on base. They are 0-4.

In the immortal words of Leroy Jethro Gibbs (played by Mark Harmon on NCIS), I don't believe in coincidences.

Here's the damage from yesterday's game:

Alex Rodriguez: 0-for-5 with 3 strikeouts, and 4 men left on base. As the player released early in the film Bull Durham might say, A-Rod is 0-for-his-last-19, a big-fucking-donut-hole-for-19. Is it being 40 years old (41 in late July)? Is it the cool weather? Or is it no more steroids?

Didi Gregorius: 0-for-4, and 4 men left on base.

Chase Headley: 2 walks, but 0-for-3, with 4 men left on base, including the tying and winning runs as he made the last out of the game.

Brett Gardner: 2-for-5, but left 5 men on base.

Starlin Castro: 3-for-5, but 2 men left on.

Jacoby Ellsbury: Only 1 man left on, but 0-for-3, albeit with 2 walks.

Mark Teixeira: No men left on base, and 2 walks, but 0-for-3.

Austin Romine, 1-for-3, 2 men left on base. Brian McCann, still nursing that bruised toe, pinch-hit for him late, but didn't get on.

The only Yankee who did much of anything yesterday was Carlos Beltran: 4-for-5, with 2 doubles, 1 for an RBI in the 3rd inning, and his 3rd home run of the season (the 395th of his career) in the 7th for the Yankees' other run.

Throw in the usual "Onebadinningitis" for CC Sabathia, the 5th inning, including a Leonys Martin home run, ruining an otherwise decent start, opposite Seattle ace Felix Hernandez, and it ended Mariners 3, Yankees 2.

WP: Hernandez (1-1). SV: Steve Cishek (1). LP: Sabathia (1-1).

Why can't CC's inevitable one bad inning be the 8th inning? Joe Girardi never lets a starting pitcher pitch that long anyway.

The Yankees were 4-2, and looking strong. They are now 4-6, and looking as bad as the Mets did before this streak began.

The series concludes this afternoon. Both starting pitchers are Japanese: Masahiro Tanaka for the Yankees, and Hisashi Iwakuma for the Mariners.

Come on, Yankees, convert your opportunities and get some runs!

Where is the New York/New Jersey-Philadelphia Sports Border?

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Tonight, the Mets and Phillies begin a series in Philadelphia.

Where is the line in New Jersey that separates the 2 fan bases: Yankees/Mets, Giants/Jets, Knicks/Nets, Devils/Rangers on one side; Phillies, Eagles, 76ers and Flyers on the other?

It isn't just a question of distance, although that's one way to judge. The following locations, running from north to south, show these locations' mileages from Times Square in Midtown Manhattan and from City Hall in Center City Philadelphia. If it's closer to New York, I've listed it in Yankee blue; if Philadelphia, in Phillie red:

Delaware Water Gap, Warren County: 84 to 113
Warren County Courthouse, Belvidere: 72-74
Phillipsburg-Easton Bridge, Warren County: 73-78
Somerset County Courthouse, Somerville: 47-60
Hunterdon County Courthouse, Flemington: 51-60
Old Queens, Rutgers University, New Brunswick, Middlesex County: 38-68
My current residence, East Brunswick, Middlesex County: 35-60
House where I grew up, also in East Brunswick: 39-61
Nassau Hall, Princeton University, Princeton, Mercer County: 45-54
State House, Trenton, Mercer County: 32-62
Monmouth County Courthouse, Freehold, Monmouth County: 49-62
Great Adventure amusement park, Jackson, Ocean County: 53-70
Boardwalk police station, Point Pleasant Beach, Ocean County: 66-67
My Grandparents' retirement house, Brick, Ocean County: 66-76
Fort Dix, Wrightsville, Burlington County: 38-74
Ocean County Courthouse, Toms River: 57-77
Midway on Boardwalk, Seaside Heights, Ocean County: 65-83
Surf City, Long Beach Island (LBI), Ocean County: 62-102
Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City, Atlantic County: 61-128
Music Pier on Boardwalk, Ocean City, Cape May County: 65-132
Convention Center, Wildwood, Cape May County: 91-158
Washington Street Mall, Cape May, Cape May County: 93-160 

As you can see, there are some places that are New York-oriented that are nevertheless closer to Philly, and some places that are all Philadelphia are further from Center City than some places that are all New York are from Midtown.

For the record, Seaside Heights is as far south as Philadelphia, the famous Mason-Dixon Line that divided Pennsylvania and Maryland would (if extended) cut across LBI, Atlantic City is as far south as the northern edge of Baltimore City, and Cape May is as far south as the northern corner of the District of Columbia. Indeed, some parts of South Jersey, such as Salem County and Cumberland County, often seem more Old South than the New South.

If you draw a straight line between Philly's City Hall and New York's Times Square, the exact midpoint will be in Plainsboro, Middlesex County; between Citizens Bank Park and Yankee Stadium, in South Brunswick, Middlesex County; between Citizens Bank Park and Citi Field, in Monroe, Middlesex County; between Lincoln Financial Field and MetLife Stadium, in Franklin, Somerset County; and between the Wells Fargo Center and the Prudential Center, in Princeton, Mercer County.

Road-wise, the midpoint of the 99-mile trip between the centers of the 2 cities would be on the New Jersey Turnpike, in East Windsor, Mercer County, between Exit 8 and Exit 7A.

In addition, while Princeton is closer to Philadelphia than to New York, its bus and train service is direct to New York, but not to Philadelphia. To get from Princeton to Philadelphia without a car, you'll have to change in Trenton.

And while Trenton is 30 miles closer to Center City than to Midtown, it offers direct rail service to both cities. That should not be the case: There is no place in Illinois and Wisconsin that offers direct service to both Chicago and Milwaukee; or in California to both Los Angeles and San Diego; or even in Connecticut to both New York and Boston. (MARC, MAryland Commuter Rail, offers service to both Baltimore and Washington, but the distance between those cities is about half that of New York to Philly.)

New Jersey Transit offers bus service to both New York and Philly from Point Pleasant Beach, Atlantic City and Wildwood; but direct rail service from Point Pleasant only to New York, and from A.C. only to Philly (and to neither from Wildwood: You'd have to change in A.C.).

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In 1686, what were then the provinces of East Jersey and West Jersey were divided by the Keith Line, which can still be seen in places today: The border between Burlington County on one side, and Ocean County and Monmouth County on the other; and on Province Line Road in Mercer County.
The 2 provinces were united in a single colony in 1702. But the Keith Line still essentially divides the State today, over 300 years later.

The classic definition is as follows:

North Jersey, New York-oriented: Sussex, Passaic, Bergen, Warren, Morris, Essex, Hudson, Hunterdon, Somerset, Middlesex, Monmouth and Union Counties.

South Jersey, Philadelphia-oriented: Mercer, Burlington, Camden, Gloucester, Salem, Cumberland, Atlantic and Cape May Counties.

Thinking of a separate "Central Jersey" doesn't help, because Mercer County, home to State capital Trenton and Princeton University, throws it off. In a way, so does Ocean County.

A similar divider was the old Area Codes. Initially, the entire State was in 201. But in 1958, it was divided into 201 (New York-oriented) and 609 (Philly-oriented).
As those Area Codes got split up in 1991, and again in 1999, the old loyalties remained: Nearly all of the old 201 (new 201, 551, 732, 848, 862, 908 and 973) remained Yanks/Mets, Giants/Jets, Knicks/Nets, Devils/Rangers -- there haven't been many Islanders fans in New Jersey since the Isles' Cup dynasty ended and the Devils got good in the late 1980s -- and nearly all of the old 609 (with 856 split off) remained Phils, Eagles, 76ers, Flyers. Most of the overlap is on the northern edge of 609, along with 908 and 732/848.
But this is hardly a guarantor. As you can see, the Area Code boundaries do not follow the County Lines: Southernmost Middlesex County is in 609, and there's a lot of Phillies/Eagles/Flyers fans there.

The NBA seems to have dropped off the map, or so to speak. New Jerseyans seem to prefer their local high school basketball teams to Rutgers, Princeton, Seton Hall, the Knicks, the Nets, the 76ers, and Philly's "Big 5": Penn, Temple, LaSalle, St. Joseph's and Villanova.

Even before the Nets moved to Brooklyn, they didn't draw well in their 2 years at Newark's Prudential Center, as I thought they would, possibly making the new owner decide this was good and not move them to Brooklyn. They certainly didn't draw well at the Meadowlands, not even in the Jason Kidd years, let alone in the Buck Williams and Mike Gminski years. And as for the 76ers, well, they haven't really been relevant since Allen Iverson was considered a man with a future.

Also, a large number of retirees from New York and North Jersey, having moved to Monmouth and Ocean Counties, tend to keep their Yanks/Mets/Giants/Jets/Rangers fandom. (The Devils have only been around since 1982, so there aren't too many retirees who supported them as kids and still support them now, or who have switched their support as they've left the Rangers' main territory.)

Met and Jet fans may want to scroll down, as these next 2 maps not only don't make them look good, but don't even acknowledge their teams' existences.

Here's a map that shows the Yankees/Phillies divide.
You don't see this as much in Princeton and Trenton as you do on the Shore. In Point Pleasant, Seaside Heights and Long Beach Island, all in Ocean County, it's Yankees 1st, Mets 2nd, Phillies 3rd, despite being closer to Center City than to Midtown.

But on the island of Atlantic City, which (by population of the casino-hotels, if not by the strollers on the Boardwalk) is kind of a NY-Philly neutral zone, is mostly Phillies. It's even more pronounced on an Eagles Sunday in the fall, when New Yorkers and North Jerseyans won't be going to A.C. for the beach, only for the gambling.
As you can see, this map is almost identical: Places that are solid to the Yankees are solid to the Giants; leaning Yankees, leaning Giants; leaning Phillies, leaning Eagles; and solid Phillies, solid Eagles.

Perhaps the Flyers' success in the 1970s, the golden age of TV sports, gave them more of an advantage in Central Jersey than the Phillies, the Eagles or the 76ers. Take a look at this map, with New Jersey Turnpike exits as the guide.
Exit 8 is about where it changes. Get off the Turnpike there, and you get a lot more Phillies & Eagles fans, too. (76ers, not so much.)

Ocean County is still Yanks/Giants/Devils territory, but Atlantic City, in Atlantic County, is nearly all Philly. Ocean City, Wildwood and Cape May, in Cape May County, are definitely Philly-centric. I see a few Yankee caps there, but rarely a Met cap, lots of Phils; and hardly any Giants, Jets, Devils or Ranger Scum stuff, all Eagles & Flyers.

Occasionally, in Ocean City, I'll see houses with flags of Penn State and the "Big Five" Philly basketball schools (mainly Temple, St. Joe's and 'Nova, much more than La Salle and Ivy League Penn); and, due to the Catholic influence, Notre Dame, even though South Bend, Indiana is 667 miles from Philly's City Hall. (Penn State's Beaver Stadium is 193 miles away.)

But while in Ocean City, I don't see much in the way of advertising Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey (you know, the State that Ocean City is actually in), except maybe T-shirts on the boardwalk. For comparison's sake: Ocean City is 733 miles from South Bend, 259 from State College, 88 from Villanova, 71 from St. Joe's, 66 from Temple, and 117 miles from Rutgers Stadium.

The newspapers tell a contradictory tale: The Trenton papers, The Times and The Trentonian, favor the Yankees more than the Phillies, but they also discuss the Eagles more than the Giants. The Asbury Park Press, the historic media voice of Monmouth and Ocean Counties (and, despite the name, currently headquartered in Freehold), is all New York-oriented, paying lip service to the Philly teams due to the distances, but covering the Yankees, Mets, Giants, Jets, Knicks, Nets, Devils and Rangers much more than the Phillies, Eagles, Nets and Flyers. But The Press of Atlantic City? All Philly, with the Devils and the New York City teams barely mentioned.

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There are non-sports cultural differences, too. New York City and Rutgers University were both founded by the Dutch Reformed Church. Newark was founded by English Calvinists who left Connecticut because they considered the Puritans to be insufficiently, well, pure.

This led to New York's rigid capitalism, where money meant everything, and hard work was the way to get money; but also to the rebellion against this, once the Catholics and Jews who got out of Europe to escape religious persecution came in during the 19th and early 20th Centuries, turning the ethic on its head: They wanted to make money not for its own sake, or so they could elevate themselves and show off to each other, but so they could party hardy, and laugh in the faces of the uptight Protestants.

In contrast, Philadelphia was founded by William Penn and his friends, members of the Society of Friends, a.k.a. the Quakers. True to the name of the city, meaning "Brotherly Love," theirs is a more relaxed religion: Considerably more tolerant and welcoming of outsiders, and pacifist. (Richard Nixon was a notable exception: He certainly didn't govern like a Quaker.) Indeed, the athletic teams at the University of Pennsylvania are called the Quakers -- sometimes, incongruously, the Fighting Quakers. And the first European settlers of South Jersey where Swedish.

The Swedes of South Jersey and the Quakers of Philadelphia got along just fine, and intermarried without much trouble. True, the wealthy Protestants eventually took control, and resisted the Catholic influx (for whatever reason, there aren't nearly as many Jews per capita in Philly as in New York, but perhaps more Catholics per capita), but there wasn't nearly as much Protestant-Catholic violence in 19th Century Philly as there was in 19th Century Manhattan. 

Proximity to a Wawa store is no longer necessarily equivalent to proximity to Philadelphia, as they now have stores not just in their native Pennsylvania and in South Jersey, but also in Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, and even Florida. As this map shows, they have even begun their encroachment into North Jersey:

And that map is now out of date. Whereas the Wawa in South River, Middlesex County, the one closest to my residence, was once the one closest to Midtown Manhattan, they have now expanded into Kearny, Hudson County; and in Hackensack, Lodi and Garfield in Bergen County. They're not yet in The City, but the one in Hackensack is just 7 miles from the George Washington Bridge, and the one in Kearny is just 10 miles from the Lincoln Tunnel. They'll cross the Hudson River soon, because Jersey commuters will demand it.

S.P. Sullivan of nj.com, the website for The Star-Ledger, came up with a North-South divider based on pop culture: Do you call the classic Jersey breakfast meat "pork roll" or "Taylor ham"?

A Trenton native named John Taylor is credited with the recipe for the first batch to be marketed, in 1856. It's called "Taylor ham" in his memory, and Taylor Provisions, still based in Trenton, is still the leading company producing it. But after the Pure Food and Drug Act of 1906, their product no longer met the legal definition of "ham," so the Taylor company itself began to market it as "Taylor Pork Roll." That should seem to settle it, especially since most people in and around Trenton call it "pork roll."

Generally, it's "Taylor ham" the closer you get to New York, and "pork roll" the closer you get to Philadelphia. But, in preparing his article for nj.com, Sullivan found that this is not necessarily the case: In the Shore Counties of Monmouth (nearly all of it closer to New York) and Ocean (some of it closer to New York), "Taylor ham" tends to be the preferred name. And I've lived in Middlesex County for as long as I can remember, and I've only seen it called "pork roll." Never "Taylor ham" here.

The differences in what we call other foods are noticeable, too. The New York side of Jersey calls the long tubelike sandwiches "submarines" or "subs" (even though New Yorkers tend to call them "hero sandwiches"). This is what most of the country calls them, hence Subway restaurants. But the chain founded in Hoboken, Hudson County, calls them "Blimpies," because they're shaped like airships, such as the Hindenburg, which burned at Lakehurst Naval Air Station in Manchester, Ocean, County. (That's closer to Philly, 54 miles to 70.)

Philadelphians call these sandwiches "hoagies." A hoagie to a Philadelphian is like coffee to a Marine: Never mess with it. And no matter how far north and east they may encroach, Wawa calls the sandwiches "hoagies." Not "subs," not "heroes," not "grinders," not "po'boys," but "hoagies."

I always called that shaved-ice snack you bought on the truck going through the neighborhood an "Italian ice." But Philadelphia, which, thanks to the Rocky movies, has as much of a reputation for Italianness as New York does, tends to call it a "water ice."

You go to the Boardwalk in Monmouth County or Ocean County, and the signs on the stores call them "Italian ice." But at Boardwalk stores in Atlantic County or Cape May County, there'll be signs calling them "water ice" -- sometimes, "Polish water ice." (I'm of Polish descent, but I have no idea what about it makes it Polish -- or Italian, for that matter.)

There is, of course, some crossover, as this map explains:
"Met fans who eat hoagies." Well, as far as I'm concerned, no matter where they live, Met fans can eat it.



How to Be a Yankee Fan In Dallas -- 2016 Edition

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“I’m in hell!” – Morgan Freeman
“Worse: You’re in Texas!” – Chris Rock
-- Nurse Betty

This coming Monday, the Yankees visit the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex to face the Texas Rangers, in what Texas native Molly Ivins – frequently sarcastically – called The Great State.

An example of her writing: “In the Great State, you can get 5 years for murder, and 99 for pot possession.” (I once sent the late, great newspaper columnist an e-mail asking if it could be knocked down to 98 years if you didn’t inhale. Sadly, she never responded.)

Before You Go. It's not just The South, it's Texas. This is the State that elected George W. Bush, Rick Perry, and Bill Clements Governor; Dick Armey, Tom DeLay, Ron Paul and Louie Gohmert to the House of Representatives; and Phil Gramm and Ted Cruz to the Senate -- and thinks the rest of the country isn't conservative enough. This is the State where, in political terms, somebody like Long Island's conservative Congressman Peter King is considered a sissy. This is a State that thinks that poor nonwhites don't matter at all, and that poor whites only matter if you can convince them that, no matter how bad their life is, they're still better than the (slur on blacks) and the (slur on Hispanics).

So if you go to Texas for this series, it would be best to avoid political discussions. And, for crying out loud, don't mention that, now over half a century ago, a liberal Democratic President was killed in Dallas. They might say JFK had it comin''cause he was a (N-word)-lovin' Communist.

No. I'm not kidding. There are millions of Texans who think like this -- and, among their own people, they will be less likely to hold back. So don't ask them what they think. About anything.

At any rate, before we go any further, enjoy Lewis Black's R-rated smackdown of Rick Perry and the State of Texas as a whole. Perry is so stupid and myopic, he makes Dubya look like Pat Moynihan.

Also within the realm of "It's not just The South, it's Texas," you should be prepared for hot weather. It's not just the heat that's so bad, it's the humidity. And the mosquitoes. You think it was only the heat that made the Houston Astros build the Astrodome? Sandy Koufax said, "Some of the bugs they've got down there are twin-engine jobs." And, unlike Houston (then as now), the Dallas-area team does not have a dome, or even a roof over the stands. It's hot, it's humid, it's muggy and it's buggy, and they have that shit all the time.

So, before you go, check the websites of the Dallas Morning News and the Fort Worth Star-Telegram (the "Startle-gram") for the weather. For the moment, it's projected to be in the low 80s in the afternoons, and in the high 60s at night. Rain is possible all 3 days. Regardless of what they say, bring bugspray, and remember to keep yourself hydrated.

Fortunately, despite the State's Southernness and Confederate past, you don't need a passport to visit, and you don't need to change your money.

Texas (except for the southwestern corner, with El Paso) is in the Central Time Zone, 1 hour behind New York. Adjust your timepieces accordingly.

Tickets. The Rangers averaged 30,763 fans last season. The official seating capacity at what's now known as Globe Life Park in Arlington is 48,114, boostable to over 52,000 with standing room. That leaves about 17,000 empty seats, so getting tickets should not be a problem.

You know the old saying that everything is big in Texas? A couple of years ago, you could count baseball ticket prices in that. Fortunately, the Rangers have brought prices down significantly. Lower Infield seats, the closest seats likely to be available, go for $82. Lower Boxes, along the foul lines, are $80. Corner Boxes are $53. Lower Reserved (you could call them "bleachers") are $38. Upper Boxes are $26, Upper Reserved are $19, and Grandstand Reserved, in the upper right-field corner, are $14.

Be warned: A lot of these seats are listed as "Obstructed View." This ballpark opened in 1994, and the plans for Camden Yards, if not the finished product, had to have been available to the designers. There is no excuse for a ballpark built after 1992 to have obstructed-view seats. Trying to look like one of the pre-World War II (or even WWI) ballparks can, after all, be taken too far.

Getting There. It is 1,551 miles from Midtown Manhattan to downtown Dallas, and 1,576 miles from Yankee Stadium to Globe Life Park. So unless you want to be cooped up for 24-30 hours, you... are... flying.

Nonstop flights from Newark, Kennedy or LaGuardia airports to Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport will set you back close to $1,200 (round-trip). That's a bit expensive and if that’s too much, and you want to wait until the next Yankee series – and thus order tickets after your next payday, in the hopes that your flight will be cheaper – you’re out of luck, as this is the only series the Yankees will play in Texas this season. Yet another thing that Interleague play has futzed up.

So, if it’s a choice between being cooped up or spending that much dough, what is being cooped up going to be like? Amtrak offers the Lake Shore Limited (a variation on the old New York Central Railroad’s 20th Century Limited), leaving Penn Station at 3:40 PM Eastern Time and arriving at Chicago’s Union Station at 9:45 AM Central Time. Then switch to the Texas Eagle at 1:45 PM, and arrive at Dallas’ Union Station (400 S. Houston Street at Wood Street) the following morning at 11:30. It would be $716 round-trip, and that’s with sleeping in a coach seat, before buying a room with a bed on each train.

Dallas is actually Greyhound’s hometown, or at least the location of its corporate headquarters: 205 S. Lamar Street at Commerce Street, which is also the address of their Dallas station. (The city is also the corporate HQ of American Airlines.) If you look at Greyhound buses, you’ll notice they all have Texas license plates. So how bad can the bus be?

Well, it is a lot cheaper: $338 round-trip, and advanced purchase can get it down to $278. But it won’t be much shorter. It's a 40-hour trip, and you'll have to change buses at least twice, in Richmond, Virginia (and I don't like the Richmond station) and either Atlanta or Memphis.

Oh... kay. So what about driving? As I said, over 1,500 miles. I would definitely recommend bringing a friend and sharing the driving. The fastest way from New York to Dallas is to get into New Jersey, take Interstate 78 West across the State and into Pennsylvania, then turn to Interstate 81 South, across Pennsylvania, the "panhandles" of Maryland and West Virginia, and across the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia into Tennessee, where I-81 will flow into Interstate 40. Take I-40 into Arkansas, and switch to Interstate 30 in Little Rock, taking it into the Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area, a.k.a. "The Metroplex." In Texas, I-30 is named the Tom Landry Freeway, after the legendary Dallas Cowboys coach.

Once you get across the Hudson River into New Jersey, you should be in New Jersey for about an hour, Pennsylvania for 3 hours, Maryland for 15 minutes, West Virginia for half an hour, Virginia for 5 and a half hours (more than the entire trip will be before you get to Virginia), 8 hours and 15 minutes in Tennessee, 3 hours in Arkansas, and about 3 hours and 45 minutes in Texas.

Taking 45-minute rest stops in or around (my recommendations) Harrisburg, Pennsylvania; Charlottesville, Virginia; Bristol, on the Virginia/Tennessee State Line; Nashville and Memphis, Tennessee; Little Rock and Texarkana, Arkansas; and accounting for overruns there and for traffic at each end of the journey, and we’re talking 31 hours. So, leaving New York at around 10:00 on Sunday morning (thus avoiding rush-hour traffic), you should be able to reach the Metroplex at around 4:00 on Monday afternoon (again, allowing you to avoid rush-hour traffic, and giving you time to get to your hotel).

And you will be getting a hotel. Fortunately, Globe Life Park is in Arlington, midway between the downtowns of Dallas and Fort Worth. Well before either the Rangers or the Cowboys set up shop in Arlington, Six Flags Over Texas did so, as the original theme park in the Six Flags chain (opening in 1961), and so there are plenty of hotels available nearby. They’re also likely to be cheaper than the ones in downtown Dallas.

Once In the City. Dallas (population about 1,250,000, founded in 1856) was named after George Mifflin Dallas, a Mayor of Philadelphia and Senator from Pennsylvania who was James K. Polk's Vice President (1845-49). Fort Worth (about 800,000, founded in 1849) was named for William Jenkins Worth, a General in the War of 1812 and the Mexican-American War. And Arlington (375,000, founded in 1876) was named for the Virginia city across the Potomac River from Washington, D.C., as a tribute to Confederate General Robert E. Lee.

The population of the entire Metroplex is about 7.2 million and climbing, although when you throw in Oklahoma, southern Arkansas and northern Louisiana, the total population of the Rangers'"market" is about 19 million -- a little less than the New York Tri-State Area, and soon it will surpass us.

Commerce Street divides Dallas street addresses into North and South. Beckley Avenue, across the Trinity River from downtown, appears to divide them into East and West. The sales tax in the State of Texas is 6.25 percent, in Dallas County 8.25 percent, and in Tarrant County (including Arlington and Fort Worth) 8 percent even.

Public transportation is a relatively new idea in Texas. While Dallas has built a subway and light rail system, and it has a bus service (get a Day Pass for $5.00), until recently, Arlington was the largest city in the country with no public transportation at all.
A Green Line light rail train, just outside of downtown

Going In. Globe Life Park is 17 miles west of downtown in Dallas, and 18 miles east of downtown Fort Worth, about halfway between. Arlington is in Fort Worth's Tarrant County, not Dallas County. The official address is 1000 Ballpark Way, off Exit 29 on the Landry Freeway. It sits right between Six Flags and the new Cowboys stadium (now named AT&T Stadium).
Globe Life Park, with Jerry Jones' Death Star in the background

Across Legends Way from the ballpark is a parking lot where the original home of the Rangers, Arlington Stadium, stood from 1965 to 1993. (It was a minor-league park called Turnpike Stadium before the announcement of the move of the team led to its expansion for the 1972 season.)

About that previously mentioned public transportation problem. If you got a hotel near the various Arlington attractions, you're in luck: The Arlington Entertainment District Trolley goes to the area hotels and to the stadiums and theme parks. But if your hotel is in Dallas, you'll have to take Trinity Rail Express (TRE) to Centerport Station, and then transfer to bus 221, and take that to Collins & Andrew Streets. And even then, you'd have to walk over a mile down Cedarland Blvd. and Randol Mill Road to get to the ballpark. The whole thing is listed as taking an hour and 40 minutes.

But at least it's now possible to get from Dallas to a Ranger game and back without spending $50 on taxis. So how much is it? From Union Station to Centerport, each way, is $2.50. I don't know what the zones are for the bus, but a Day Pass is $5.00, meaning that getting there and back could top out at $10, which is reasonable considering the distance involved.

Parking is $15, and this includes Lot M and Lot N, on the site of the old Arlington Stadium. From Lots F, G, H, M & N, you would walk across a bridge over Mark Holtz Lake, named for the late Rangers broadcaster, to the new ballpark.

Most likely, you’ll enter at the northwest corner of the stadium, which is the home plate entrance. The ballpark faces southeast, although the structure prevents you from seeing out. It’s just as well: Although Dallas has some interesting architecture, downtown is too far away to see it from there anyway.

Various old parks were incorporated into the design. Most obvious is the old Yankee Stadium, with the frieze (that thing we Yankee Fans tend to incorrectly call a "facade") on the roof; and Tiger Stadium in Detroit, with that overhanging, support-poled upper deck in right field. The use of green as the park’s main color may be a tribute to the oldest remaining ballparks, Fenway Park in Boston and Wrigley Field in Chicago (although Fenway's seats are red, green is the main color for the rest of the park).
The field is natural grass, and is not symmetrical. It's 332 feet to left field, 390 to left-center, 404 to "deep left center," 400 to straightaway center, 407 to the deepest part of the park in "deep right center," 377 to right center, and 325 down the right field line. The longest home run at this stadium, as you might guess, was hit by Josh Hamilton, a 490-footer in 2010.

The Center Field Sports Park is a fan interactive area located in Vandergriff Plaza. The interactive area includes a Wiffle Ball Park, Tee-Ball Cages, a Speed Pitch, a Pitching Cage, and picnic tables. Token machines are located in the park, and age restrictions apply to some activities. The Center Field Sports Park opens 2 hours prior to game time and remains open through the middle of the 7th inning during April, May, and September weekday games; and through the top of the 9th inning during June, July, and August games. The Center Field Sports Park will also close early on nights when postgame fireworks shows are scheduled.

Food. Along with the usual ballpark fare, the Rangers, going back to their early days at Arlington Stadium, were known for their nachos, as one might expect of a place with a Mexican influence, as Texas is. As one also might expect in Texas, they have barbecue stands, and lots and lots of beer, including the hometown brand, Lone Star Beer.

In Texas, you can expect Tex-Mex, and Casa De Fuego (House of Fire) is behind Section 125. They have a "Coney Island" stand, but the closest this Section 40 stand comes to being the Brooklyn seaside institution is selling chili dogs. There's a Dublin Up Irish Pub at 211, several Hot'n Chedder Sausage stands (their spelling, not mine), and at Section 24 (should be 34, to match his uniform number), Nolan Ryan's Beef Steak Sandwich. At Section 16, they have "Sausage Sundae." I don't wanna know.

Team History Displays. The Rangers, having now been around for over 40 years, have a bit of history. And while they never won a Pennant until 2010, or even qualified for postseason play until 1996, rarely (until now) have they been flat-out terrible. For the most part, they've been just sort of there, just another stop on a team's schedule, and nothing to get excited about.

But they have had their moments, ranging from the sublime (the no-hitters and strikeout milestones of Nolan Ryan) to the ridiculous (sending 18-year-old Houston area native David Clyde to pitch in 1973, when he clearly wasn’t ready, and wrecking the arm of the top pick in the draft, just so they could bring in fans wanting to see a native Texan -- from the other side of the State -- pitch for the Rangers).

They have their AL Pennants and their AL Western Division banners flying from poles at the back wall in the outfield.

So far, the Rangers have just 2 retired numbers, aside from the universally-retired 42 for Jackie Robinson, and they hang in the left field corner: 34, for Ryan; and 26, for Johnny Oates, the manager who took them to their 1st 3 postseason berths. There is a movement to retire 7 for Ivan Rodriguez. He becomes eligible for the Hall of Fame next year, but with a steroid cloud hanging over him, if they're waiting until he's elected to retire it, there could be a long wait.
The Rangers have a team Hall of Fame, which is under the right field stands, and is open to ticketed fans during home games, and during ballpark tours. There are currently 16 members:

* Pitchers: Ryan, Charlie Hough, Ferguson Jenkins, Jeff Russell, and former Yankees John Wetteland and (ugh) Kenny Rogers.

* Catchers: Rodriguez (briefly a Yankee) and Jim Sundberg.

* Infielders Toby Harrah (the last active Washington Senator, and a former Yankee) and Buddy Bell.

* Outfielders: Tom Grieve, Rusty Greer, Juan Gonzalez and former Yankee Ruben Sierra

* Non-players: Oates (another former Yankee), broadcasters Mark Holtz and Eric Nadel, executive Tom Schieffer, and Tom Vandergriff, longtime Mayor of Arlington (1951-77), known as "the Father of the Texas Rangers."

In 1999, Ryan was named to both the Major League Baseball All-Century Team and The Sporting News' 100 Greatest Baseball Players. He was the only player generally identified with the Rangers to receive either honor.

At the start of the 2012 season, the Rangers dedicated statues of Shannon and Cooper Stone, the father and son involved in a tragic incident the year before. All-Star Ranger left fielder Josh Hamilton saw the Stones in the stands, and tossed a ball up to them. But Shannon, a 39-year-old firefighter, bobbled it, and fell over the railing to his death. His son Cooper was just 6, and the poor kid saw the whole thing. He was wearing a HAMILTON 32 jersey. The Rangers invited Cooper and his mother Jenny to throw out the ceremonial first pitches at a Playoff game in 2011, and dedicated the statues on Opening Day, as a symbol of the bond between fathers, sons and baseball.

A highway near the ballpark is the Nolan Ryan Freeway. Keep in mind, though, that Ryan only pitched for the Rangers for 5 seasons, and while he is regarded as a Texas icon, he was from the Houston area, not the Dallas area. Oates (Number 26) and Ryan (Number 34) have had their numbers retired. Those numbers are above the skyboxes in left field. I don't know where they hang their American League Pennants (2010 and 2011) or their AL Western Division title banners (1996, 1998, 1999, 2010 and 2011).

The center-field "batter’s eye" is known as Holtz Hill, and a statue of Vandergriff stands behind Holtz Hill on a part of the Ballpark's concourse called Vandergriff Plaza. A statue of Ryan is outside the park.

Vandergriff had Turnpike Stadium built in 1965, and expanded it to become Arlington Stadium as he tried to bring a major league team to the Metroplex, finally getting the "new" Washington Senators for the 1972 season.

The City Council offered to name the expanded stadium for Vandergriff, but he said it should be named for the city, and he threw out the first ball for their first game and broadcast for them for 3 years. He later served a term in Congress (elected as a Democrat, defeated by noted right-wing nut Dick Armey) and as a County Judge (elected as a Republican), and died at age 84, living just long enough to see his team play in its first World Series.

Note that the original Texas Rangers, the lawmen for whom the team (and the legendary Lone Ranger) were named, have their own Hall of Fame and Museum, in Waco. It’s 100 miles south of the Dallas area, so if you want to see that, you’ll need a car.

Stuff. The Rangers have team shops throughout the Ballpark, and also in downtown Dallas and downtown Fort Worth. The usual array of caps, jerseys, T-shirts, jackets, and baseball equipment are available. Naturally, they also sell cowboy hats and foam 10-gallon hats with the Ranger logo on them.

There are DVD retrospectives of their 2010 and '11 Pennant seasons. The Essential Games of the Texas Rangers includes 4 games: Ryan's 7th no-hitter on May 1, 1991; the team's first postseason game, Game 1 of the 1996 AL Division Series (which remained their only postseason game won until 2010); and their 2 Pennant clinchers, both in Game 6 of an ALCS, in 2010 against the Yankees and 2011 against the Detroit Tigers.

There aren't very many books about the Rangers -- indeed, if you do a search, and don't specify the baseball team, you'll probably end up with lots of books about the lawmen. Probably the best known book about the team doesn't exactly put them in a positive light: Seasons in Hell: With Billy Martin, Whitey Herzog and "The Worst Baseball Team in History" -- The 1973-1975 Texas Rangers. Mike Shropshire, who covered the Rangers first for the Star-Telegram and then the Morning News, published it in 1996, at a time when the Rangers had yet to appear in a postseason game -- although 1974, when Billy (having taken over from Herzog the year before) took them to 2nd place, should have been a fun season to cover. But when you have to go to a stadium without sun protection in Texas, the long season could be pretty rough even in the best of times.

Broadcaster Nadel published The Texas Rangers: The Authorized History after the '96 AL West title, and the Morning News staff published Believe It! Texas Rangers: 2010 American League Champions, after they finally won a Pennant.

During the Game. A recent Thrillist article on "Baseball's Most Intolerable Fans" ranked the Rangers 23rd -- in other words, the 8th most tolerable. If you were going to a Dallas Cowboys game, I would advise you against wearing New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, and especially Washington Redskins gear. Under those circumstances, the stereotypical aggression of Texans may come into to play. However, wearing Yankee gear in Globe Life Park will almost certainly get you no more than a little verbal.

And, this being a stadium, you're gonna get searched, and so is everyone else, so Texas' infamously lenient gun laws will be rendered useless. You're not going to get shot. Even J.R. Ewing wouldn't have gotten shot.

The only game of this series that is going to be a promotion is Dr. Pepper Autograph Wednesday. The Rangers hold auditions for National Anthem singers, instead of having a regular singer. They have a fight song, "Hail Hail the Rangers" -- an ironic title if you know Scottish soccer, as it's Glasgow's Celtic who use "Hail, hail!" as a slogan, not their arch-rivals, the team across called Rangers, who, like their Texas baseball and New York hockey counterparts, famously wear blue shirts. And it is with great regret, and some queasiness, that I report that the Rangers’ regular song to play in the 7th inning stretch after "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" is the nauseating "Cotton Eye Joe."

Like its predecessor, Arlington Stadium, Globe Life Park offers no protection from the searing Texas heat. As a result, most home games are played at night. Until the ESPN Sunday Night Baseball era began, the Rangers were one of the few teams that ever played Sunday home games at night, a holdover from the era of "blue laws.

Like Arlington Stadium, it is a hitters’ park. This is particularly true to right field, where the pole is just 325 feet away, and the upper deck appears to overhang the lower one (there’s that Detroit similarity). They call their fans "Rangers Republic," as opposed to "Red Sox Nation" (or "Yankees Universe").

In 2010, the Rangers started a tradition where they had 4 girls run around on it with giant Texas State flags when the Rangers score, similar to what many football teams do when their teams score. Speaking of football, they are also, along with the Miami Marlins, the only team in MLB that has anything resembling cheerleaders: The Texas Rangers Six Shooters is an interactive dance squad for the Texas Rangers that perform various duties at Rangers home gamesThe girls dance, tumble, and interact with fans.

Along with the fact that the old Arlington Stadium had been a minor-league park, the fact that the Rangers have only been around since the age of Glam Rock, and the fact that it took them 39 seasons to win their 1st Pennant, have all combined to give the Rangers, even now after 2 Pennants and 7 Playoff berths, the feel of a minor-league team -- or, to use the expression from English soccer a small club. 

One good thing about the Rangers: As far as I know, they are the only MLB team that prohibits The Wave. And it's not their rule, either: It's a County law, probably instituted in the wake of that falling fan. Here's the scoreboard message:
The Rangers’ mascot is “Rangers Captain,” a horse dressed like a cowboy. On his page on the team website, Captain’s Corral, he is listed as follows: “Bats: Both. Throws: Smoke.” He has also been known to “throw down” with opposing mascots, including T.C. the Minnesota Twins’ bear, the Mariner Moose, and Junction Jack, the jackrabbit from the cross-State Houston Astros.

You know how the Yankees have "The Great City Subway Race"? And the Mets used to have the plane race? The Orioles have a Hot Dog race? The Nationals have the Presidents' Race? The Pirates have the Pierogi Race? The Brewers have the Sausage Race? The Rangers have the Dot Race.

The... wha-at? The Dot Race. It appears to have predated all of the preceding, although there seems to be some dispute as to who did it first, the Rangers or the Oakland A's. Originally, at Arlington Stadium, three dots -- red, green and blue -- would race around the scoreboard in the middle of the 6th inning.

Now, they have live-action racing dots. Each fan is given a coupon that has one of the 3 colors. A coupon with the winning color can be taken to a Texas store to purchase... a new car! No, just kidding, not a new car. Okay, how about a steak dinner, which would certainly fit in with Texas' image? Nope. Okay, how about a free hot dog at a ballpark concession stand? Nope. You win... a bottle of the race's sponsor, Ozarka bottled water. Oh. Joy. All that money in Texas, and that's the best they can do?

And in an apparent effort to make the Whatever They’re Calling Themselves This Season Angels of Anaheim’s "Rally Monkey" look mature, the Rangers have adopted the "Claw and Antlers" gesture. Utility infielder Esteban German saw a home run, and held his hands in a claw-like position. (That sounds like something to do with dexterity rather than strength.) A stolen base led German to hold his hands to his head, his fingers attempting to look like the antlers of a deer or a moose. (Now that sounds like it could represent strength, at least if it’s a moose, though a deer can be speedy.) A foam "antlers" hat soon followed, and became a big seller. 'Scuse me while I roll my eyes.

After the Game. Dallas has a bit of a bad reputation when it comes to crime, but you'll be pretty far from it. Not only is the ballpark not in a bad neighborhood, it’s one of those ballparks that’s not in any neighborhood. As long as you don’t make any snide remarks about the Cowboys, safety will not be an issue.

The only bars I could find that have been mentioned as catering to New Yorkers are Buffalo Joe's at 3636 Frankford Road, home of the local Giants fan club; and Humperdinks at 6050 Greenville Avenue, home of Metroplex Jets fans. Both are in north Dallas, 18 miles north and 6 miles northeast of downtown, respectively, and 26 and 23 miles northeast of the ballpark. There's also a Humperdinks at 700 Six Flags Drive, only a mile east of the ballpark, but I cannot confirm it as being particularly welcoming of New Yorkers.

The Cape Buffalo Grille, in the northern suburb of Addison, was once described as a home for local Giants fans, and as "a lifesaver for people from New York and New Jersey"; however, it has been permanently closed.

Sidelights. Despite their new rapid-rail system, Dallas is almost entirely a car-friendly, everything-else-unfriendly city. Actually, it's not that friendly at all. It's a city for oil companies, for banks, for insurance companies, things normal Americans tend to hate. As one Houston native once put it, "Dallas is not in Texas."

In fact, most Texans, especially people from Fort Worth (and, to a slightly lesser extent, those from Houston) seem to think of Dallas the way the rest of America thinks of New York: They hate it, and they think that it represents all that is bad about their homeland. Until, that is, they need a win. Or money. But there are some sites that may be worth visiting.

Before there was the Texas Rangers, and before the Dallas-Fort Worth Spurs minor league team that opened Turnpike/Arlington Stadium in 1965, there were the Dallas team alternately called the Steers, the Rebels, the Eagles and the Rangers; and the Fort Worth Cats.

Dallas won Texas League (Double-A) Pennants in 1926, 1929, 1941, 1946 and 1953. They played at Burnett Field, which opened in 1924, and was abandoned after the Dallas Rangers and the Fort Worth Cats merged to become the Spurs in 1965. Currently, it's a vacant lot. 1500 E. Jefferson Blvd. at Colorado Blvd. Bus 011.

The Cats won TL Pennants in 1895, 1905, 1906, 1920, 1921, 1922, 1923, 1924, 1925, 1930, 1937, 1939 and 1948. Those 6 straight Pennants in the Twenties became a pipeline of stars for the St. Louis Cardinals, and the 1930 Pennant featured Dizzy Dean and a few other future members of the Cards' 1930s "Gashouse Gang."

The Cats played at LaGrave Field, the first version of which opened in 1900, and was replaced in 1926, again after a fire in 1949, and one more time in 2002, as a new Fort Worth Cats team began play in an independent league. 301 NE 6th Street. Trinity Railway Express to Fort Worth Intermodal Transit Center, then Number 1 bus.

From 1972 to 1993, the Rangers played at Arlington Stadium. Known for its shape and its lack of protection from the Texas sun as The Frying Pan, it was an expanded minor-league park, home to the Texas League's Dallas-Fort Worth Spurs from 1965 to 1971, expanded from an original 10,000 seats to 20,000 in 1969, to 35,000 for the Rangers' arrival in 1972 to 43,000 in 1978.
It was famous for its nachos, its scoreboard with a Texas outline, and those Dot Races. But it was not really a major league quality ballpark.
One more baseball-themed place in Texas that might interest a Yankee Fan: Due to his cancer treatments and liver transplant, Mickey Mantle, who lived in Dallas during the off-seasons and after his baseball career, spent the end of his life at the Baylor University Medical Center. 3501 Junius Street at Gaston Avenue. Bus 019.

Merlyn Mantle died in 2009, and while it can be presumed that Mickey's surviving sons, Danny and David, inherited his memorabilia, I don't know what happened to their house, which (I've been led to believe) was in a gated community and probably not accessible to the public anyway; so even if I could find the address, I wouldn't list it here. (For all I know, one or both sons may live there, and I've heard that one of them -- Danny, I think -- is a Tea Party flake, and even if he wasn't, the family shouldn't be disturbed just because you're a Yankee Fan and their father was one of the Yankees.)

If you truly wish to pay your respects to this baseball legend: Mickey, Merlyn, and their sons Mickey Jr. and Billy are laid to rest at Sparkman-Hillcrest Memorial Park Cemetery. Also buried there are Tom Landry, tennis star Maureen Connolly, oil baron H.L. Hunt, Senator John Tower, Governor and Senator W. Lee "Pappy" O'Daniel, bluesman Freddie King, actress Greer Garson and Mary Kay Cosmetics founder Mary Kay Ash. 7405 West Northwest Highway at Durham Street. Red Line to Park Lane station, then 428 Bus to the cemetery.

As I said, AT&T Stadium, the new home of the Cowboys (opening in 2009), is close to Globe Life Park; in fact, it’s 7/10ths of a mile. You could walk between them. If you don't mind losing 5 pounds of water weight in the Texas heat. The official address is 925 N. Collins Street, and the Cowboys offer tours of this Texas-sized facility, which will make the new Yankee Stadium seem sensible by comparison.

It has now hosted a Super Bowl, an NCAA Final Four (in 2014, Connecticut over Kentucky), some major prizefights and concerts (including Texas native George Strait opening the stadium with Reba McIntire, and recently holding the final show of his "farewell tour" there), and the biggest crowd ever to attend a basketball game, 108,713, at the 2010 NBA All-Star Game. While the Azteca Stadium in Mexico City hosted a larger regular-season crowd, the biggest crowd ever to see an NFL game on American soil was the first regular-season game there, the Cowboys and the Giants (Lawrence Tynes winning it for the G-Men with a last-second field goal), 105,121.

It hosts several special college football games: The annual Cotton Bowl Classic, the annual Cowboys Classic, the annual Arkansas-Texas A&M game, the Big 12 Championship, and, on January 12 of next year, it will host the first National Championship game in college football's playoff era.

Mexico's national soccer team has now played there 5 times -- the U.S. team, only once (a CONCACAF Gold Cup win over Honduras in 2013). Mexican clubs Club America and San Luis, and European giants Chelsea and Barcelona have also played there.

Don’t bother looking for the former home of the Cowboys, Texas Stadium, because "the Hole Bowl" was demolished in 2010. If you must, the address was 2401 E. Airport Freeway, in Irving. The U.S. soccer team played there once, a 1991 loss to Costa Rica. The North American Soccer League's Dallas Tornado played most of its home games there, featuring native son Kyle Rote Jr., son of the SMU grad who played for the Giants in the 1950s.

The Cowboys' 1st home, from 1960 to 1970, was the Cotton Bowl, which also hosted the Cotton Bowl game from 1937 to 2009, after which it was moved to AT&T Stadium. It also hosted some (but not all) home games of Southern Methodist University between 1932 and 2000, the Tornado in their 1967 and 1968 seasons, some games of soccer’s 1994 World Cup, and 7 U.S. soccer games, most recently a draw to Mexico in 2004.

But it's old, opening in 1930, and the only thing that's still held there is the annual "Red River Rivalry" game between the Universities of Texas and Oklahoma, every 1st Saturday in October, and that's only because that’s the weekend when the Texas State Fair is held, as the stadium is in Fair Park. (Just look for the statue of "Big Tex" -- you can't miss him.) While it doesn't seem fair that Oklahoma's visit to play Texas should be called a "neutral site" if it’s in the State of Texas, the fact remains that each school gets half the tickets, and it's actually slightly closer to OU's campus in Norman, 191 miles, than it is from UT’s in Austin, 197 miles. The address is 3750 The Midway.

Next-door is the African-American Museum of Dallas. 1300 Robert B. Cullum Blvd., in the Fair Park section of south Dallas. Bus 012 or 026, or Green Line light rail to Fair Park station. Be advised that this is generally considered to be a high-crime area of Dallas.

The NBA’s Dallas Mavericks and the NHL's Dallas Stars play at the American Airlines Center, or the AAC. Not to be confused with the American Airlines Arena in Miami (which was really confusing when the Mavs played the Heat in the 2006 and 2011 NBA Finals), it looks like a cross between a rodeo barn and an airplane hangar. 2500 Victory Avenue in the Victory Park neighborhood, north of downtown. Bus 052 or Green Line to Victory station.

Before the AAC opened in 2001, both teams played at the Reunion Arena. This building hosted the 1984 Republican Convention, where Ronald Reagan was nominated for a 2nd term as President. To New York Tri-State Area fans, it is probably best remembered as the place where Jason Arnott's double-overtime goal won Game 6 and gave the New Jersey Devils the 2000 Stanley Cup over the defending Champion Stars. The 1986 NCAA Final Four, won by Louisville over Duke, was held there.

It was demolished in November 2009, 5 months before Texas Stadium was imploded. The arena didn't even get to celebrate a 30th Anniversary. 777 Sports Street at Houston Viaduct, downtown, a 10-minute walk from Union Station.

The Major League Soccer club FC Dallas (formerly the Dallas Burn) play at Toyota Stadium, at 9200 World Cup Way in the suburb of Frisco. It’s 28 miles up the Dallas North Tollway from downtown, so forget about any way of getting there except driving. The U.S. soccer team has played there twice, both against Guatemala, a win and a loss.

The Dallas Sportatorium was built in 1935 to host professional wrestling, burned down in 1953 (legend has it that it was arson by a rival promoter), was rebuilt as a 4,500-seat venue, and continued to host wrestling even as it was replaced by larger arenas and fell into a rat-infested, crumbling decline, before a 2001 fire (this one was likely the result of the neglect, rather than arson) finally led to its 2003 demolition. Elvis Presley sang there early in his career, on April 16, May 29, June 18 and September 3, 1955. The site is now vacant. 1000 S. Industrial Blvd. at Cadiz Street, just south of downtown.

The Dallas Memorial Auditorium opened in 1957, and hosted some Chaparrals games. The Beatles played there on September 18, 1964. Elvis sang there on November 13, 1971; June 6, 1975; and December 28, 1976. It is now part of the Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Center, named for Texas' 1st female U.S. Senator. 650 S. Griffin Street, downtown.

Elvis also sang in Fort Worth, at the Tarrant County Convention Center, now the Fort Worth Convention Center, on June 18, 1972; June 15 and 16, 1974; and June 3 and July 3, 1976. 1201 Houston Street. A short walk from the Fort Worth Intermodal Transportation Center.

If there’s 2 non-sports things the average American knows about Dallas, it's that the city is where U.S. President John F. Kennedy was assassinated on November 22, 1963, and where Ewing Oil President J.R. Ewing was shot on March 21, 1980. Elm, Main and Commerce Streets merge to go over railroad tracks near Union Station, and then go under Interstate 35E, the Stemmons Freeway – that’s the "triple underpass" so often mentioned in accounts of the JFK assassination.

The former Texas School Book Depository, now named The Sixth Floor Museum at Dealey Plaza, is at the northwest corner of Elm & Houston Streets, while the "grassy knoll" is to the north of Elm, and the west of the Depository. Like Ford’s Theater, where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865, and the area surrounding it in Washington, the area around Dealey Plaza is, structurally speaking, all but unchanged from the time the President in question was gunned down, an oddity in Dallas, where newer construction always seems to be happening.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy was shot in downtown Dallas and died, while John Ross Ewing Jr. was shot in downtown Dallas and lived. Where’s the justice in that? J.R. was shot in his office at Ewing Oil’s headquarters, which, in the memorable opening sequence of Dallas, was in the real-life Renaissance Tower, at 1201 Elm Street, Dallas' tallest building from 1974 to 1985. In real life, it's the headquarters for Neiman Marcus. Bank of America Plaza, on Elm at Griffith Street, is now the tallest building in Dallas, at 921 feet, although not the tallest in Texas (there’s 2 in Houston that are taller).

The real Southfork Ranch is at 3700 Hogge Drive (that’s pronounced "Hoag") in Parker, 28 miles northeast of the city. (Again, you’ll need a car.) It’s not nearly as old as the Ewing family's fictional history would suggest: It was built in 1970. It’s now a conference center, and like the replica of the Ponderosa Ranch that Lorne Greene had built to look like his TV home on Bonanza, it is designed to resemble the Ewing family home as seen on both the original 1978-91 series and the 2012-present revival. It is open to tours, for an admission fee of $9.50.

Dallas values bigness, but unless you count Southfork and Dealey Plaza, it isn't big on museums. The best known is the Dallas Museum of Art, downtown at 1717 N. Harwood Street at Flora Street. Nearby is the Perot Museum of Nature and Science, named for ol' H. Ross himself, at 2201 N. Field Street at Broom Street.

The Dallas area is also home to 2 major football-playing colleges: Southern Methodist University in north Dallas, which, as alma mater of Laura Bush, was chosen as the site of the George W. Bush Presidential Library (now open); and Texas Christian University in Fort Worth. The Bush Library is at 2943 SMU Blvd. & North Central Expressway, a 5-minute walk from Ownby Stadium, Moody Coliseum, and the university bookstore, which, like so many university bookstores, is a Barnes & Noble (not named for Dallas character Cliff Barnes). Blue or Red Line to Mockingbird Station.

SMU is also home to Moody Coliseum, home court of their basketball team. The Dallas Chaparrals played ABA games there from 1967 until 1973, when they became the San Antonio Spurs. 6024 Airline Road.

SMU has produced players like Doak Walker, Forrest Gregg, Dandy Don Meredith, and the "Pony Express" backfield of Eric Dickerson and Craig James (both now TV-network studio analysts), while TCU has produced Slingin' Sammy Baugh, Jim Swink and Bob Lilly. Both schools have had their highs and their lows, and following their 1987 "death penalty" (for committing recruiting violations while already on probation), and their return to play in 1989 under Gregg as coach, SMU are now what college basketball fans would call a "mid-major" school. Ironically, TCU, normally the less lucky of the schools, seriously challenged for the 2009 and 2010 National Championships, but their own "mid-major" schedule doomed them in that regard. TCU's Amon G. Carter Stadium hosted the U.S. soccer team's 1988 loss to Ecuador.

Aside from Dallas, TV shows that have shot in, or been set in, the Dallas area include Walker, Texas Ranger, Prison Break, the new series Queen of the South (based on a Mexican telenovela), and the ridiculous, short-lived ABC nighttime soap GCB (which stood for "Good Christian Bitches").

Movies about, or involving, the JFK assassination usually have to shoot in Dallas: The 1983 NBC miniseries Kennedy with Martin Sheen, JFK, Love Field, Ruby, Watchmen, LBJ (with Bryan Cranston as the Texan who succeeded him), and the Hulu series 11/22/63, based on Stephen King's fantasy novel.

Other movies shot in the city include the 1962 version of State Fair, Bonnie and Clyde, Mars Needs Women, Logan's Run, The Lathe of Heaven, Silkwood, Tender Mercies, Places in the Heart, The Trip to Bountiful, Born on the Fourth of July, Problem Child, My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys (not about the football team), The Apostle, Boys Don't Cry, Dallas Buyers Club, the football films Necessary Roughness and Any Given Sunday, and, of course, the porno classic Debbie Does Dallas. However, it might surprise you to know that RoboCop, which was set in a Detroit that was purported to be in a near future when the city was even worse than it then was in real life, was filmed in Dallas. What does that say about Dallas? (To me, it says, "This is another reason why Dallas sucks.")

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Texas is a weird place, and the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex is no exception. But it's a pretty good area for sports, and it even seems to have finally embraced baseball as something more than something to do between football seasons.

If you can afford it, go, and help your fellow Yankee Fans make the Rangers feel like they’re in Yankee Stadium. After all, as I’ve said before, RANGERS SUCK! Especially when they wear blue shirts. Whatever the sport, whatever the country, the only Ranger in a blue shirt who doesn't suck is the Lone Ranger! (And in the new movie, even he didn't wear a blue shirt. But then, the movie tanked, just like the last Lone Ranger movie did, in 1981.)

But remember to avoid using the oft-heard phrase "Dallas sucks." In this case, keep the truth to yourself!

Who's Better: New York Or Philadelphia?

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Last night, in Philadelphia, the Mets did what the conventional "wisdom" says they should have done more than once in 3 tries at home the week before: Beat the Phillies. The score was 5-2.

But the Flyers lost a Playoff game, at home, 6-1 to the Washington Capitals. The game contained a typical "Broad Street Bullies" cheap-shot hit, and a fan riot, throwing glow-in-the-dark giveaway wristbands onto the ice.

On August 2, 2013, Thrillist published an article on why Philadelphia is better than New York. Except for the ones about the cost of living and cheesesteaks being better than pushcart hot dogs, their reasons were stupid. That doesn't mean Philly isn't better, it just means that, if you want to suggest that, you'd better come up with better reasons.

(By the way, that "fictional boxer," Philly's Rocky Balboa? He's from New York.)

On October 27, 2009, as the Yankees prepared to play the Phillies in the World Series, nj.com published an article comparing the cities, using weird categories like "Notorious Highways,""Iconic Statues," shameful parades (St. Patrick's Day vs. the Mummers), "Fictitious Badasses" (Batman is from the fictional Gotham City, not the real Gotham, a.k.a. New York, and Rocky has the edge because he wasn't rich and loaded with gadgets when he took down Apollo Creed) and "Iconic Eatery."

It said the only thing both sides can agree on is "City Punching Bag": "At least I don't live in Jersey." Well, fuck both o' youse on that one.

So let's compare the things that truly matter, shall we?

Baseball. Philadelphia has the Phillies. Hard-luck team, currently bad, but with a great ballpark. New York has the Yankees... but it also has the Mets. Advantage: Neither.

Football. Philadelphia has the Eagles, who haven't won a title in 55 years. New York has the Jets, who haven't won a title in 47 years, but also the Giants, who've won 4 titles in that time. Neither city gets any further with college ball: Each has an Ivy League school, while Philly also has Division I-A Temple, but that doesn't help much. No, New York, you can't count Syracuse; no, Philly, you can't count Penn State. Advantage: New York.

Basketball. New York has the Knicks and the Nets, who haven't won a title in 43 and 40 years, respectively (and the Nets' titles were in the ABA, not the NBA. New York also has St. John's, but they've been irrelevant for almost 30 years. Philadelphia has the 76ers, and before that the Warriors, so that's 4 titles between them, but the last was 33 years ago. Philadelphia also has the Big 5, and Villanova just won the National Championship, while they, Temple and St. Joseph's have all been pretty good the last few years. Advantage: Philadelphia.

Hockey. Philadelphia has the Flyers. Their 6-1 home capitulation, and their fans' horrid behavior, during their Playoff loss last night aside, the Flyers are nearly always relevant, but they haven't won the Stanley Cup in 41 years. New York has the Rangers and the Islanders; the former hasn't won the Cup in 22 years, and only once in 76 years; the latter hasn't won in 33 years. No, you can't count the Devils. Advantage: None, really.

Media. New York has the Times, the Daily News, the Post, Newsday, Eyewitness News, NY1 and WFAN. Philadelphia has their own tabloid named the Daily News, plus the Inquirer, Action News and WIP-FM. Advantage: Philadelphia, even if you count Howard Eskin.

Mayors. New York has Bill de Blasio, who has proven that intelligence doesn't preclude cluelessness, and having a heart doesn't mean you don't also have a tin ear. Philadelphia has Jim Kenney, who, at least, has had some luck in reforming city politics. Advantage: Philadelphia.

Transportation. Philadelphia has a subway, PATCO, and SEPTA Regional Rail and buses. New York has a subway, buses, PATH, Metro-North and the Long Island Rail Road. (New Jersey Transit goes to both, but is not really a part of either.) While Philly still uses tokens instead of those easily damageable (and frequently unreadable) MetroCards, I can never get those little token packets open. Train stations? 30th Street Station is magnificent, Jefferson Station is kitschy, Suburban Station is depressing; Grand Central Terminal is majestic, Penn Station is barely functional. Bus stations? Say what you want about Port Authority, but Philly's Greyhound Terminal is way too small for a city its size. Advantage: New York, although Philly's is pretty good. Especially if you don't count New Jersey Transit.

Food. In Philadelphia, you can find a good expensive meal and a good cheap meal without much trouble, but a lot of places close early. In New York, there are places that are open late, or even all night, but whether expensive or cheap, taste will be a crapshoot. (Save your jokes.) Plus, for the moment, the closest Wawa stores to New York are in Hackensack and Kearny. Advantage: Philadelphia.

Ridiculously Long Outdoor Line for Food. New York has the original Shake Shack stand in Madison Square Park. Philadelphia has Pat's Steaks in the Italian Market area. Advantage: Philadelphia. The line is about as long, but the food is more satisfying, and cheaper.

Cost of Living. No contest. Advantage: Philadelphia.

Taxis. Cost aside, I have never had a problem in a Philly cab, regardless of the driver's country of origin. New York? Fuhgeddaboutit: Half the drivers will get you killed, and half don't freakin' understand English, and don't get me started on how poorly they speak it. Worse, there are some drivers who are in each half. Advantage: Philadelphia.

Traffic. Yeah, the Schuylkill Expressway is bad. It's not as bad as New York's roads. Advantage: Philadelphia.

Architecture. New York's is more majestic, while Philadelphia's is funkier. Advantage: Neither.

Culture. Philly has the Kimmel Center right in Center City, and the museums in a walkable stretch from Old City to the Ben Franklin Parkway. In New York, ya gotta get on the subway to get to Lincoln Center, Carnegie Hall, or the major museums. Advantage: Philadelphia.

Great Neighborhoods. New York has Greenwich Village, SoHo, the Upper West Side, Brooklyn Heights and Bay Ridge in Brooklyn, Woodside and Corona in Queens, and Arthur Avenue in The Bronx. Philadelphia has Old City, Queen Village, South Street, the Italian Market, University City and Manayunk. New York has Williamsburg, Brooklyn; Philly doesn't have an equivalent -- so those facts cancel each other out. Close, but... Advantage: New York.

Beaches. In New York, you can get on the subway and be on the boardwalk of Coney Island in Brooklyn or the Rockaways in Queens in an hour. Or you can take the subway to a bus and be at City Island in The Bronx in an hour and a half. You don't even have to leave The City. Whereas it takes 2 hours to get from Center City Philadelphia to Atlantic City, by bus or train. And it still takes less time to get from Midtown to the Long Island beaches, even the Hamptons, than it does to get from Philly to Cape May or Rehoboth Beach. You can reach those almost as easily from New York. Advantage: New York.

Strangely-Dressed Guy In the Center of Town. Philadelphia has a statue of William Penn atop City Hall. New York has the Naked Cowboy (he actually wears a speedo, and a cowboy hat and boots and a guitar) on the street in Times Square. Advantage: Philadelphia.

Strangely-Dressed Guy During Christmas Season. New Yorkers cheer a man in a Santa Claus suit at the end of every Thanksgiving Day Parade. Philadelphians famously booed and threw things at a man in a Santa Claus suit during a Christmas-themed halftime show of an Eagles game in 1968 -- and they remain proud of this fact. I guess they figured, "Hell, we're only a short drive from Pennsylvania coal country, we might as well earn it." Advantage: New York.

And finally...

Jerseys. No, I don't mean sports team shirts. New York has North Jersey, which includes Hoboken, Hackensack, Bloomfield, Morristown, and Linden away from the oil refinery... but also includes Paterson, Nutley, Mendham and the Linden oil refinery. Philadelphia has South Jersey, which includes Haddonfield, Woodbury, Mount Holly, Mullica Hill, Glassboro, and those beach towns I mentioned... but also includes Camden, Bridgeton, Marlton, and some places that really do embrace the fact that they're south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Advantage: Neither.

CONCLUSION: There's a lot to love about Philadelphia. It may be possible that I'm choosing New York only for the proximity and the greater familiarity... and the Yankees. Factor that in, and this may well be a virtual tie.











Yanks Remember: Backing Up Good Pitching With Runs Works

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"The game's easy, Harry, when you get good pitching, you get good fielding, and you score a few."
-- Richie Ashburn to broadcast partner Harry Kalas during a Phillies game, 1988

On Sunday afternoon, at Yankee Stadium II, the Yankees remembered something they had forgotten: What happens when you back up good pitching with at least 4 runs.

Joe Girardi allowed Masahiro Tanaka to pitch 7 innings. It really is all about the pitch count with him, not the effectiveness or the number of innings. Tanaka threw 93 pitches, 65 for strikes. He allowed 3 runs (2 earned) on 6 hits and (2 beautiful words when describing your starting pitcher) no walks. He struck out 6, although, as I frequently say, I don't care how the outs come, as long as they come.

He fell behind 1-0 in the top of the 1st inning, but the Yankees struck back in the bottom of the 2nd. Alex Rodriguez hit his 2nd home run of the season, the 689th of his career, driving in Brian McCann ahead of him, for a 2-1 New York lead. Brett Gardner drove in Jacoby Ellsbury with a ground-rule double in the 3rd to make it 3-1 to the Pinstripes.

The Mariners got a run back in the 4th, and tied it in the top of the 5th. But in the bottom of the 5th, with 1 out, Gardner singled, and Carlos Beltran singled him over to 3rd. With Mark Teixeira up, Mariner pitcher Hisashi Iwakuma uncorked a wild pitch. (The only things that ever get uncorked are wine bottles, usually champagne, and wild pitches.)

That was a backbreaker for the Mariners: Between then, Tanaka, Dellin Betances and Andrew Miller didn't allow a single baserunner over the last 4 innings. Of the last 9 outs, 7 were strikeouts. If the situation were reversed, and the Mariners had done this to the Yankees, Yankee Fans, including on #YankeesTwitter, would have been in full here-we-go-again mode.

Instead, the dismal, weak-hitting, frustrated-pitching 4-game losing streak came to an end with a 4-3 Yankee win over the Mariners. WP: Tanaka (1-0). SV: Miller (3). LP: Iwakuma (0-2).

The Yankees start a 3-game home series with the Oakland Athletics tonight. Michael Pineda and Eric Surkamp are the opposing starters.

Come on you Pinstripes!

Milt Pappas, 1939-2016

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Life can be good, or cruel, or just plain weird. It was all 3 to Milt Pappas.

Miltiades Stergios Papastergios was born on May 11, 1939 in Detroit. A son of Greek immigrants, his name would later be anglicized to Milton Stephen Pappas. He went to Cooley High School on Motown's West Side, and pitched them to Metropolitan League Championships in 1956 and 1957.

Other Cooley graduates of note include big league ballplayers Bill Roman and Joe Ginsberg; Detroit Tigers and Red Wings owner Mike Ilitch; basketball players Roy Tarpley and Willie Green; NFL players Terrence Mann, Chris Floyd and Lional Dalton; actresses Barbara Tarbuck and S. Epatha Merkerson; Anita Garian, the soprano voice backing up The Tokens on "The Lions Sleeps Tonight"; and James P. Hoffa, who, like his father James R., rose to become President of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters.

Black screenwriter Eric Monte based his film Cooley High on his alma mater in Chicago, which was named for a different man, and should not be confused with the legendary Detroit school, which was closed in 2010 due to declining enrollment. For the same reason, Chicago's Cooley Vocational High School was closed in 1979.

Milt was scouted by former Detroit Tigers pitcher Hal Newhouser, who was scouting for the Baltimore Orioles. The O's signed him, and he made his major league debut on August 10, 1957, just a few weeks after graduating from Detroit Cooley and less than 3 months after his 18th birthday. He pitched 2 innings of scoreless relief against the Yankees, allowing just 2 hits, singles to Mickey Mantle and Jerry Lumpe. Mantle and Enos Slaughter had already hit home runs, and the Yankees won, 6-3 at Memorial Stadium.

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In 1958, Pappas became a regular in the rotation of a rising Oriole team. In 1959 and 1960, he won 15 games each season; in 1963 and 1964, 16 each. In 1962, and 1965, he was named to the American League All-Star Team; in '65, as starting pitcher in the All-Star Game in Minnesota.

On September 20, 1961, Pappas pitched for the Orioles at Memorial Stadium, hoping to stop the Yankees from clinching the Pennant. It was the 154th game of the season, and Roger Maris came into it with 58 home runs; if he hit his 60th to tie Babe Ruth's single-season record, or even if he hit his 61st to break it (it would have required 3), Commissioner Ford Frick would count it as official; if not, and the 60th (and the 61st) came later, it would count as a separate record. (There was never an asterisk.) Pappas didn't like that, and told the press he would pitch to Maris, and let the chips fall where they may. He did give up the 59th homer, and the Yankees did win to clinch the Pennant; but the 60th didn't come for another few days, also against the Orioles. The 61st came in the last game of the season.

It looked for a while as if Pappas would be remembered for that 59th homer and for being a good pitcher for the Orioles. But the Orioles thought they needed something to get them over the top, from contenders to champions. The Cincinnati Reds needed pitching. So on December 9, 1965, the Reds traded superstar Frank Robinson to the Orioles for Pappas, Jack Baldschun and Dick Simpson.

The trade soon became known as one of the most lopsided in baseball history. In the very next season, Robinson won the Triple Crown and the Most Valuable Player award, and led the Orioles to their 1st Pennant and World Championship. Meanwhile, Pappas won 12 for the Reds in '66 and 16 in '67, but they were in a transition period between their team that won the 1961 Pennant and nearly did so again in 1964, and the 1970s "Big Red Machine" that would win 4 Pennants in the decade.

In 1968, the Reds traded Pappas to the Atlanta Braves. Had he still been on the Reds' roster in 1970, they might have had a better chance in the World Series. Instead, they lost it, to Robinson and the Orioles, who also reached the Series in 1969 and 1971, although they lost both.

In 1969, the 1st year of Divisional play, the Braves won the National League Western Division, and Pappas made his only postseason appearance, pitching 3 innings of relief in an NL Championship Series that the Braves lost to the Mets. In 1970, the Braves traded Pappas to the Chicago Cubs. In 1971 and 1972, he won 17 games each season.
On September 2, 1972, Pappas pitched a no-hitter against the San Diego Padres, as the Cubs won, 8-0. It should have been a perfect game. He had a 3-and-2 count on the last batter, pinch-hitter Larry Stahl. Then he threw what should have been called strike 3 on the outside corner. But Bruce Froemming, in the 2nd season of a 37-year career that marks him as, in my opinion, the worst umpire ever, called ball 4, and ruined it.

Pappas freaked out, and yelled at Froemming, including a few Greek profanities. He got the next batter to keep the no-hitter, but it could have been so much more. After the game, he tried to be rational, approaching Froemming and saying, "Do you know how few umpires have called a perfect game? You could have been one of them."

Froemming said, "Milt, if I had called that last pitch a strike, I never would've been able to live with myself." Pappas lost it again, and said, "How the hell do you live with yourself with all the other lousy calls you make?"

Pappas had a poor season in 1973, and was released by the Cubs in spring training 1974. His career record was 209-164, with a 3.40 ERA, a 110 ERA+, and a 1.225 WHIP. He was the 1st pitcher to win 200 games in a career without ever having won at least 20 in a season -- or even 18.

He won 110 games in the American League, and 99 games in the National League. There are only 9 pitchers who've won at least 100 games in each League. In the reserve clause era, when it was harder for players to change teams, let alone Leagues, only 3 pitchers had done it: Cy Young, Al Orth and Jim Bunning. Milt Pappas nearly made it 4. Since the end of the reserve clause made it easier, the list has added Gaylord Perry, Nolan Ryan, Ferguson Jenkins, Dennis Martinez, Kevin Brown and Randy Johnson.

He was also a decent hitter for a pitcher, hitting 20 home runs during his career.

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He stayed in Baltimore after retiring, and opened a restaurant, Milt Pappas' Scotch & Sirloin. After it failed, he moved to Wheaton, Illinois, hometown of football pioneer Red Grange, and not far from Chicago where he was still known. He worked for a liquor distributor, and sold building supplies.

He and his wife Carole had 2 children, Michelle and Steve. On September 11, 1982, Carole drove away from the house on an errand, and was never seen alive again. For 5 years, no one knew what happened to her. In 1987, workers draining a pond 4 blocks away found her 1980 Buick, with her still inside. The coroner guessed she had taken a wrong turn, and her death was ruled an accident.

In 1990, Pappas married Judi Bloome, a teacher, and moved to her nearby hometown of Beecher. They had a daughter, Alexandria Arlis. He lived to see 5 grandchildren.
In 2012, he was honored at Wrigley Field on the 40th Anniversary of his no-hitter. But the next year, he had his own car crash, and was hospitalized for several days. It's possible that he never recovered. Another blow was the death of his daughter Michelle last year.

Milt Pappas died yesterday at his home in Beecher, apparently from natural causes, He was 76.

He was a decent man and a very good pitcher, who deserves to be remembered for more than just being on the other end of a trade for a Hall-of-Famer, getting robbed of a perfect game, and living through the nightmare of a domestic mystery.

2016 Girardi Screwup Count: 1

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It is true that the Yankees didn't score enough runs last night, in the opener of their home series with the Oakland Athletics. It is also true that they could still have won the game.

Michael Pineda started for the Yankees, and he pitched well. After 6 innings, he had allowed 2 runs on 7 hits and 1 walk. A manager with a clue would have let him pitch the 7th inning.

But Joe Girardi is not a manager with a clue. He is a manager with a binder. And Pineda had thrown 97 pitches. Joe Girardi's binder says that if a pitcher has thrown 97 pitches in 6 innings, you have to take him out and bring in a reliever.

At first, this looked like a reasonable move. Chasen Shreve pitched a perfect 7th. Dellin Betances pitched a scoreless 8th. Adam Warren pitched a perfect 9th. Johnny Barbato pitched a perfect 10th.

But the Yankees didn't score enough. Alex Rodriguez had an RBI single in the 1st, and Carlos Beltran had an RBI sacrifice fly in the 5th. That was it: The Yankees left a man on 1st in the 1st, wasted a leadoff double by Brett Gardner in the 3rd, wasted a leadoff single by A-Rod in the 4th (he now had as many hits in the game as he'd had all season thus far), stranded 1st & 3rd with 2 out in the 5th, stranded 2nd & 3rd with 2 out in the 6th, wasted a leadoff single by Chase Headley in the 9th (when pinch-runner Jacoby Ellsbury, in the game solely because of his baserunning, was caught stealing), and went out 1-2-3 in the 7th,the 8th and the 10th.

Barbato should not have been pitching in the 11th. At the absolute least, Pineda should have pitched the 7th, keeping Betances in the 8th and Miller in the 9th (or maybe, you know, having either pitch both innings and saving the other for the next night), then let somebody pitch the 10th. The Yankees could have used 2 or 3 pitchers in 11 innings, instead of 5.

Barbato got the 1st out in the to of the 11th, but allowed a double to former Red Sox pain in the neck Jed Lowrie. A grounder got the 2nd out, but also moved Lowrie over. But Mark Canha singled Lowrie home. The Yankees went out 1-2-3 in the bottom of the 11th, doing so for the 4th time in the last 5 innings.

A's 3, Yankees 2. WP: Fernando Rodriguez (1-0). SV: Former Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Ryan Madson (5). LP: Barbato (1-1).

Joe Girardi 2016 Game Screwup Count: 1. There were 20 last year.

The series continues tonight. Nathan Eovaldi starts against Kendall Graveman. Sounds like a made-up name for a horror movie spoof.

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Don Mattingly for the Yankees Not Winning a Pennant

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April 20, 1961, 55 years ago: Donald Arthur Mattingly is born in Evansville, Indiana.

I've written before of The Curse of Donnie Baseball, which states that no team with Don Mattingly in uniform has ever won a Pennant, and none ever will:

* The Yankees with Mattingly as a player, 1982 to 1995.
* The Yankees with Mattingly as a coach, 2004 to 2007.
* The Los Angeles Dodgers with Mattingly as a coach, 2008 to 2010.
* The Dodgers with Mattingly as manager, 2011 to 2015.

Now, he is the manager of the Miami Marlins. They won't win a Pennant with him in uniform, either.

Indeed, from 1996, the 1st year after he retired, until 2001, the Yankees won the Pennant every year but 1. Which one? 1997 -- the year they retired his Number 23 and gave him his Plaque for Monument Park.

Is Mattingly the ultimate jinx in sports? Is he the reason his teams have never won a Pennant with him in uniform?

Or am I wrong? Am I being unfair to a "Yankee Legend"? (I have to put those words in quotes. The idea that a man can play for the Yankees, never win a Pennant, and still be called a "Yankee Legend" is ridiculous.)

Certainly, as manager, he has a greater effect on his teams than any individual player. This is also true for him as hitting instructor in The Bronx and as bench coach in Chavez Ravine, in both cases under Joe Torre.

So, for the purposes of this post, I'm putting aside his managing and coaching, and focusing only on his playing career.

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Don Mattingly for the Yankees Not Winning a Pennant

First, let me consider some reasons that didn't make the cut: The Best of the Rest.

Don Mattingly. In 1985, in 1986, in 1987, in 1988, and, arguably, in 1993, he was the biggest reason why the Yankees even had a chance to make the Playoffs. From 1984 to 1988, he might have been the best player in baseball.

Baseball Is a Team Game. It takes 25 men to win, and it takes 25 men to lose. True, Mattingly was the only constant on the field for 14 seasons, but there were a lot of other players who simply didn't get the job done.

The Competition. The Detroit Tigers ran away with the American League Eastern Division in his batting title season of 1984, and won the World Series. They also won the Division in 1987. The Toronto Blue Jays won the Division in 1985, beating the Yankees out by 2 games. They also won the Division in 1993, beating the Yankees out by 7 games, after they were tied on September 8. (They also won it in 1989, 1991 and 1992, but the Yankees were never in the race in those seasons.

The Boston Red Sox won the AL East in 1986, 1988 and 1995. (And in 1990, although the Yankees were far out of the race that year. And the Seattle Mariners came from 2 games to none down to beat the Yankees in the 1995 AL Division Series, Mattingly's only postseason series.

Let's give credit where it's due. Sometimes, you don't blow it: Sometimes, the other team is simply better.

Buck Showalter. If Showalter had managed Game 5 of the 1995 ALDS the way Joe Torre or Joe Girardi did, he would have relieved David Cone before allowing him to throw 147 pitches. (Girardi better not read that number, or he could have a stroke.) Maybe no one yet knew what Mariano Rivera could do, but Cone was clearly left in too long, because Buck trusted his starter too much and his bullpen too little, as opposed to the Joes, who worked the other way around.

Now, for the Top 5:

5. Injuries. Not just his own, although the back injury that started bothering him in 1988 turned him from maybe the best player in baseball into a guy who usually couldn't get the job done anymore, with only fleeting moments of the old greatness.

Injuries to Dave Winfield and Willie Randolph turned the 1987 Yankees from a 1st place team in July into a 4th-place team. Injuries to several players turned the 1988 Yankees from a 1st place team in June into a team that just wasn't quite good enough to win the AL East.

4. The Strike of '94. When it hit on August 12, the Yankees had the best record in the AL, and led the East by 6 1/2 games over the Baltimore Orioles. It ruined their best chance at the postseason since 1981.

The Yankees weren't the only team whose players screwed themselves by going on strike:

* The Chicago White Sox led the AL Central Division. They hadn't won a Pennant since 1959 or a World Series since 1917.

* The Texas Rangers led the AL Western Division. They had been in the League since 1972 (since 1961 if you count their time as the new Washington Senators), and had never made the postseason.

* The Houston Astros were only 1 game behind the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central. They stood to win the Wild Card (this was the 1st season in which that was available), and had a chance at their 1st Pennant since coming into the League in 1962.

* The Colorado Rockies had a shot at the Wild Card, and even the NL West, despite being in only their 2nd season of play.

* And the Montreal Expos led the NL East, and had the best record in all of baseball. They had been in the League since 1969, and had never won a Pennant. They never recovered: They moved after the 2004 season, and, now the Washington Nationals, have still never won a Pennant.

Back here, in the New York Tri-State Area, we thought this was it: Donnie Baseball was finally going to play in a World Series. Now, it felt like it was never going to happen.

True, the Yankees did make the Playoffs in 1995, giving Mattingly his 1st trip to the postseason, but we know what happened. Maybe 1994 was his real chance, and it was taken away from him -- by the owners, by the Commissioner, and by the players themselves.

3. Pitching. In 1985, Ron Guidry won 22 games (a total no New York pitcher has reached since), and Phil Niekro won 16 (at age 46!). All other Yankee starters combined won 30. Gator and Knucksie each pitched over 220 innings; no other Yankee reached 160. The Yankees finished 2 games back.

In 1986, Dennis Rasmussen won 18 games, but no other Yankee pitcher, starter or reliever, even won 10. Rasmussen and Guidry (9-12) each pitched over 192 innings; no other Yankee reached 132. The Yankees finished 5 1/2 games back.

In 1987, Rick Rhoden won 16 games, and Tommy John won 13 (at age 44!). No other Yankee starter won 10. John pitched just under 188 innings, and only he and Rhoden reached 155. The Yankees finished 9 games back.

In 1988, John Candelaria won 13 games -- and that led the Yankees. Rhoden and Richard Dotson each won 12. Rhoden pitched 197 innings, and was the only Yankee pitcher to reach 177. The Yankees finished 3 1/2 games back.

Just 1 more good starting pitcher in any of those seasons, and the Yankees would, at the least, have won the AL East title. The '85 Royals pulled postseason upsets over the Blue Jays and the St. Louis Cardinals. The '86 Red Sox came from 3-1 down to beat the California Angels. The '86 Mets had to reach way down to find ways to beat first the Houston Astros and then the Red Sox. The '87 Minnesota Twins shocked first the Tigers and then the Cardinals. The '88 Los Angeles Dodgers shocked first the Mets and then the Oakland Athletics.

These were years when, once you reached the Playoffs, anything was possible, who knows what the Yankees could have done with just 1 more good starting pitcher?

2. Billy Martin. Yes, Billy picked the Yankees up after their awful 1985 start under Yogi Berra. But Billy fell apart in September, and the team followed his lead.

Billy began the 1988 season as Yankee manager, and some of his early moves worked (including starting Rhoden, a good-hitting pitcher, as the DH and batting him 7th in a game I saw live, and it worked: Rhoden hit an RBI sacrifice fly and the Yankees won). But as the injuries piled up, Billy lost control again, and he had to be fired.

Billy did perhaps his most remarkable managing between late April and mid-September 1985. If he had been able to keep it going to October 6, the Yankees could have won Title 23 then, instead of having to wait until 1996. If he had been able to keep himself on an even keel in 1988, he could have pulled it off then. But Billy Martin was his own worst enemy, and the Yankees suffered as a result.

Of course, there was Billy's other big enemy, and his biggest enabler, a sucker for a comeback story, who couldn't say, "Enough," even after he'd said, "Enough" -- if you'll pardon my use of what could have been a Yogiism:

1. George Steinbrenner. He fired managers too soon. He gave Billy Martin too many chances. He fired coaches too soon. He fired general managers too soon. He sent guys down too soon. He brought guys up too soon.

He traded guys too soon. He traded Willie McGee for Bob Sykes. He signed Dave Collins, got a bad year out of him, then traded Collins, Fred McGriff and Mike Morgan for Dale Murray. He traded Shane Rawley for Al Holland. He traded Jay Buhner for Ken Phelps. He traded Ron Hassey, at a time when the Yankees really needed a catcher, for Britt Burns, at a time when the Yankees really needed another starting pitcher, but Burns never threw a pitch in Pinstripes.

It's easy to say now that George, unlike his sons Hal and Hank, wouldn't put up with Joe Girardi's mismanagement, and would have fired him years ago. But the Yankees won when the man really running the show was Gabe Paul and then Al Rosen, and when it was Gene Michael. In between, when it was The Boss? Do you really want that back? I don't think you do.

There you have it: The top 5 reasons you can't blame Don Mattingly for the Yankees not winning a Pennant from 1982 to 1995.

And yet... They still won a Pennant the year before he arrived, and not again until the year after he left.

Then again, the Philadelphia Phillies won a Pennant in 1993, then called up Mike Lieberthal, then didn't win another until 2008, the year after he left. Like Mattingly in Monument Park, Lieberthal has a plaque in center field, on the Philadelphia Baseball Wall of Fame. And you don't see a blogger in the Delaware Valley writing about The Curse of Lieby. (Though I have found one who, in 2006, wrote about The Curse of Ed Wade, the Phils' GM for much of that period.)

Is The Curse of Donnie Baseball real? Or do the reasons I listed above exonerate Number 23? Decide for yourself.

One thing, though: The Yankees did start winning Pennants again after Mattingly left. They won 6 in the next 8 years.

Would you trade those 6 Pennants and 4 World Championships for one title for Mattingly? As the old saying goes, Sometimes, the best trades are the ones you don't make.

Pitching Doesn't Win Championships If You Don't Score

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"Defense wins championships.""Pitching wins championships." We've all heard that before.

It's idiotic. You can't win unless you score more than the other guys.

In this season's 1st 12 games, when the Yankees score at least 4 runs, they are 4-0. When they don't, they are 1-7.

In last night's game against the Oakland Athletics, Nathan Eovaldi fell victim to Onebadinningitis, allowing 3 runs on 5 hits in the top of the 4th, otherwise allowing no runs on 3 hits and a walk in 5 innings.

He settled down after that, but, after 6 innings, he'd thrown 105 pitches, and Joe Girardi panicked and went to the bullpen. Kirby Yates pitched a scoreless 7th, but Girardi refused to send him back out for the 8th. Worse yet, he brought in the pathetic Branden Pinder, who allowed 2 more runs, turning a well-reachable 3-1 deficit into a 5-1.

It's easy to say that Ivan Nova's perfect 9th didn't matter, although he (and the Yankees) could certainly use it, given how bad his last outing was.

Didi Gregorius hit a home run in the 2nd inning (his 2nd of the season). Carlos Beltran hit one in the 8th (his 4th). Other than those 2 solo shots, the Yankees scored no runs on 4 hits.

A's 5, Yankees 2. WP: Kendall Graveman (1-1 -- sounds like the name of a Charles Dickens character, or a parody of one). SV: Sean Doolittle (2). LP: Eovaldi (0-2).

Going into tonight's game, A-Rod's OPS+ is 61. Ellsbury's is 62. Time to eat what's left of those contracts, I don't care what it costs. It's not like Arsenal: There never was a stadium debt to pay off. Headley, without a giant contract, is only slightly better, at 64.

Everybody else is hitting fine. Even Mark Teixeira, who's batting only .182, has a .357 on-base percentage and a .386 slugging percentage, giving him an OPS+ of 117. But those 3 guys are holes in the lineup. If I wanted a hole in the lineup, I'd root for a team in the National League, which is still too damned stupid to adopt the designated hitter for the pitcher.

The series concludes tonight, before the Tampa Bay Ray come into The Bronx for 3, starting tomorrow night. Luis Severino starts for us, Rich Hill for the A's.

Funny how the Athletics get called the A's, the Baltimore Orioles the O's, and the Seattle Mariners the M's, but nobody's ever called the Yankees the Y's. I guess, when you can get shortened to "Yanks," getting further shortened isn't necessary. (Boston's Bruins and Celtics sometimes get shortened to the B's and the C's in the Globe.)

How to Be a Yankee Fan In Boston -- 2016 Edition

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On Friday, April 29, the Hundred Year War will be renewed. 

The New York Yankees vs. the Boston Red Sox.
The Bronx Bombers vs. the Beantown Boys.
The Pinstripes vs. the Olde Towne Teame.
The Good Guys vs. The Scum.

Oh, you thought the Yankees were the Evil Empire? Ha! Empire, yes; evil, no. Not compared to the Sox. Not by a long shot.

The details of the rivalry don't need to be posted here. We all know the names:

Babe Ruth. Harry Frazee. Joe DiMaggio vs. Ted Williams. Billy Rohr. Jim Lonborg vs. Thad Tillotson. Thurman Munson vs. Carlton Fisk. Graig Nettles vs. Bill Lee. Don Zimmer, first with the enemy, then with the good guys. Reggie Jackson and Bucky Dent. Goose Gossage vs. Carl Yastrzemski.

Don Mattingly vs. Wade Boggs. Boggs, first with the enemy, then with the good guys. Roger Clemens vs. all the Yankees... and Roger Clemens vs. all the Red Sox. Pedro Martinez vs. all the Yankees, including 3 memorable postseason duels with Clemens. Manny Ramirez. David Ortiz. Aaron Boone. Jason Varitek vs. Alex Rodriguez. Curt Schilling. Mariano Rivera vs. Jonathan Papelbon. Johnny Damon, first with the enemy, then with the good guys. Kevin Youkilis, first... uh, let's not go there. Jacoby Ellsbury, first with the enemy, then with the good guys.

In the movie Green Street Hooligans, Charlie Hunnam (who went from a hoolie's crewcut to a biker's long mane on Sons of Anarchy) tries to describe the rivalry between his favorite "football club," West Ham United, of the East End of London, and Millwall, of Southeast London.

That rivalry is particularly nasty, not just because of proximity, or even because both clubs have working-class roots. It's also because it's got its roots in a labor dispute (or, since it's England, "labour"): West Ham was a "works team," or what we in the U.S. would have called a "company team," the only real survivors of which (as far as I can tell) are a far less violent pair of rivals, the Chicago Bears and the Green Bay Packers. The dockworkers went on strike, and men from Millwall were hired as the strikebreakers.

Elijah Wood, playing an American whose sister married Hunnam's brother, said, "So it’s like the Yankees and the Red Sox?" And Hunnam said, "More like the Israelis and the Palestinians."

Well, Red Sox fans don't quite hate the Yankees, and Yankee Fans, as much as the Arab murderers who call themselves "Palestinians" hate the Israelis. But they do hate us with an intensity that tends to warp their perceptions of reality. We still don’t hate the Sox as much – but it’s not for a lack of trying on the part of the Sox and their fans.

Stephen Jay Gould (1941-2002), who grew up in Queens and became the world's leading paleontologist, also wrote significantly about baseball. First, he was a New York Giants fan, hating the Brooklyn Dodgers, before both those teams moved to California in 1957. By that point, however, he had already also embraced the Yankees. He taught at Ivy League universities in both New York (Columbia) and Boston (Harvard), before spending the last few years of his life teaching back home, at NYU.

He was well-versed in the rivalry, partly because he had known an equally nasty one that was all-New York. Interviewed for the miniseries Baseball by Brooklyn-born, New Hampshire-living Dodger-turned-Red Sox fan Ken Burns, he said, "I was a rabid Giant fan in those days. I hated the Dodgers, with that love that only hate can understand."

That love that only hate can understand. What a phrase.

Red Sox fans hate the Yankees so much, they cannot conceive that their team simply wasn't good enough to beat the Yankees. Hence, they made up the story of The Curse of the Bambino: We're better than the Yankees, we're more moral than the Yankees, we deserve to win more than the Yankees do, but we haven't won the World Series since 1918, while the Yankees have won it 22, 23, 24, 25, 26 times; so there must be something supernatural that stops us from beating the Yankees and winning the World Series. Yankee Fans didn't make the Curse up, but we did embrace it, until the end finally came in 2004.

Red Sox fans hate the Yankees so much, they call the Yankees steroid users and cheaters, even though the only World Series they've won since World War I (2004, '07 and '13) were won mainly due to 2 men, Ortiz and Ramirez, who have since been exposed as steroid users. (Of course, Manny was gone after '07, but Papi is still there, injecting away.) They hate the Yankees so much, they cannot accept the fact that the only titles they've won since before radio broadcasting was invented are tainted. 1918* Forever.

Forget the Interleague games, even Yankees vs. Mets. Forget Dodgers vs. Giants – since 1958, anyway, the California version has hate but it’s 400 miles, not 14, and even the beating of a Giant fan nearly to death in the Dodger Stadium parking lot a few years back doesn't change that. Forget Chicago Cubs vs. St. Louis Cardinals – that’s a joke, mainly because it's rare that both teams are good at the same time.

Forget Alabama vs. Auburn and Ohio State vs. Michigan in football. Forget Duke vs. North Carolina and Louisville vs. Kentucky in basketball.

Forget Rangers vs. Islanders, Rangers vs. Devils, or Montreal Canadiens vs. Toronto Maple Leafs. Forget Knicks vs. Boston Celtics, Celtics vs. Philadelphia 76ers, or Celtics vs. Los Angeles Lakers.

And while I wouldn't wear opposing colors to either a Philadelphia Eagles or an Oakland Raiders game, there is no NFL rivalry, not Chicago Bears vs. Green Bay Packers, not even Washington Redskins vs. Dallas Cowboys, that has the animus of this one. This is the only rivalry in North American sports that resembles a soccer derby (and that’s pronounced "darby").

This is the one rivalry where the cops are out for more than "just in case." This is the one where the police presume that they will have to break up some fights.

So I urge a great deal of caution for anyone going up for this series. Be mindful of what you do, say and wear, and where you go. If you follow these instructions, the worst you should get is a bit of verbal abuse.

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Before You Go. Boston weather is a little different from ours, being a little bit further north. Mark Twain, who lived the last few years of his life in nearby Hartford, said, "If you don’t like the weather in New England, wait a minute."

You should check the websites of the Boston Globe and the Boston Herald before you leave. For the moment, they're predicting mid-60s in the afternoons on the days in question, and the low 50s in the evenings. No rain is expected. Wind is sometimes an issue inside Fenway Park, although it shouldn't be one in the rest of the city unless you're by the waterfront of either Boston Harbor or the Charles River.

You need to be mindful of what clothes you should pack. You can wear your Yankee cap around town, and even inside Fenway Park. If you have a Yankee jersey or T-shirt, it will probably be okay to wear it, but be prepared for Sox fans yelling something pertinent to the player you’re honoring with his name and number. If it’s Derek Jeter's Number 2 or Alex Rodriguez's 13, be prepared to hear that they’re gay – which, in A-Rod’s case, has become completely laughable. If it’s A-Rod, it might be a reference to steroids, so just (carefully) remind them that Papi wouldn’t have been so Big without them.

What you do not want to wear is the kind of T-shirt you see sold at the souvenir stands on River Avenue across from Yankee Stadium, with messages like "BAHSTON SAWKS CACK" or "There never was a curse, the Sox just sucked for 86 years!" If you have one (or more) of these, leave them at home. The Chowdaheads are already antagonized by our mere presence in their city, and there's no reason to make it that much worse. Bald Vinny will thank you for your patronage, but he's smart enough to remind you that there is a time and a place where his product is inappropriate.

You should also make sure you have your tickets – or a receipt for tickets, if you ordered online – before you go. If you don't already have them, you're probably out of luck for this series. If you order now for later in the season, you may have a chance.

Boston is the easternmost city in Major League Baseball (and in the other North American sorts leagues, too, and will remain so even if Quebec City returns to the NHL), but it is still in the Eastern Time Zone, so adjusting your watch and your smartphone clock is not necessary. And, of course, despite the silliness of the concept of "Red Sox Nation," you do not need a passport to cross the New Haven City Line, or to change your money.

Tickets. The Red Sox didn't play to an unsold seat between May 14, 2003 and April 11, 2013. That's just short of 10 years, easily a record. Of course, as Barry Petchetsky put it in Deadspin, the streak...

...was kept alive by means both creative and benevolent. Standing room tickets counted in the total but not against the stadium's capacity; tickets donated to local charities, even if not used, went toward the attendance figure. The hundreds or thousands of tickets withering on the secondary market, going for less than the price of a beer, or perhaps not being re-sold at all, were allowed to count.

Nevertheless, tickets to Red Sox home games are still hard to get. Fenway Park's current official seating capacity is 37,499, one of the smallest in the majors (its former capacity of 33,513 made it the smallest in the last quarter of the 20th Century), and, more often than not, the place still sells out.

Tickets to these games can be found, for a price. The prices charged by scalpers on the street, and online ticket agencies like StubHub, may be exorbitant. You may have to ask yourself, "How bad do I want this?" If you can afford it, and you want it that bad, get ‘em as far in advance as you can.

Most seats are close, but because of the way the park was built in 1912 (and largely rebuilt after a fire in 1934), some of them have weird angles. Loge Boxes are $141, Pavilion Reserved are $97, Grandstand seats are $81, and Outfield Grandstand seats are $45, but you’ll have to turn, otherwise you’ll be facing not the infield but the left-field wall.

Speaking of which: You want the Green Monster seats? Those are $165. You want standing-room on the Monster? $35. No thank you, I am not paying thirty-five bucks to stand anywhere. Bleachers? Don’t even think about it, even at $42: Legend has it that, in 1978, the Red Sox hired Boston College linemen as security guards, and the club looked the other way when the BC’ers took their billy clubs to people foolhardy enough to wear Yankee gear out there.

And, of course, there is the possibility that your seat will be Obstructed View. Fenway and Wrigley Field in Chicago are the only ballparks still in service that hosted Major League Baseball prior to 1962, and so they’re the only ones left with support poles.

For my first Fenway Yanks-Sox game in 1999, I got an Obstructed View seat in Section 12, behind first base, from a scalper, who charged me "only" the $42 the seat would have cost had there not been a pole in the way; list price was $24. In 2016 dollars, I was paying $60 for a $34 seat, so you can see just how much the Red Sox' 2003-present success has driven up prices. (At the 1999 level, it was well worth it, after, A, I saw the look on the scalper's face when I took the ticket and put my Yankee cap back on; and B, the Yankees won, 13-3. And the view wasn't that obstructed.) Alas, the Sox no longer offer discounts for Obstructed View.

Getting There. Getting to Boston is fairly easy. However, I do not recommend driving, especially if you have Yankee paraphernalia on your car (bumper sticker, license-plate holder, decals, etc.). Chances are, it won’t get vandalized... but you never know.

If you must drive, it's 214 miles by road from Times Square to Boston’s Downtown Crossing, 206 miles from Yankee Stadium to Fenway.

If you're going from the West Side of Manhattan or The Bronx, take the West Side Highway until it becomes the Henry Hudson Parkway until reaching Interstate 95. Although your immediate direction will be east, the direction you want on I-95 will be labeled North. I-95 will become the Cross Bronx Expressway and then, after turning north and moving outside The City, the New England Thruway (or the New England Extension of the New York State Thruway).

If you're going from the East Side, take the Franklin D. Roosevelt Drive to the Triboro – sorry, force of habit, the Robert F. Kennedy Bridge. (At least I didn’t call the FDR "the East River Drive." I ain't that old.) Then take I-278 North, where it becomes the Bruckner Expressway, and will flow into I-95.

If you’re going from Queens, take the Bronx-Whitestone Bridge and the Hutchinson River Parkway, until reaching I-95. If you're going from Brooklyn, take the Belt Parkway until you reach I-678, the Van Wyck Expressway, and then follow the directions from Queens. If you're going from Staten Island, take the Staten Island Expressway across the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge, and then follow the directions from Brooklyn.

If you're going from Long Island, take the Long Island Expressway to the Cross Island Expressway to the Throgs Neck Bridge and Throgs Neck Expressway, and then take I-95 North.

If you're going from New Jersey, take the Turnpike to Exit 18E and the George Washington Bridge, where you’ll pick up I-95, and then follow the directions from the West Side. And, of course, if you're going from Connecticut, just take I-95, which is the Connecticut Turnpike.

Continue on I-95 North into Connecticut to Exit 48 in New Haven, and take Interstate 91 North toward Hartford. When you reach Hartford, take Exit 29 to Interstate 84, which you will take into Massachusetts and all the way to its end, where it merges with Interstate 90, the Massachusetts Turnpike. (And the locals call it "the Mass Pike"– never "the Turnpike" like we do in New Jersey.)

Theoretically, you could take I-95 all the way, but that will take you though downtown Providence, Rhode Island, up to the Boston suburbs. I like Providence as a city, but that route is longer by both miles and time than the route described above.

Although you will see Fenway Park, or at least its light towers, from the Mass Pike a couple of minutes before you reach the exit for the park, you’ll take Exit 22 for "Prudential Center"– not to be confused with the Newark arena that is home to the New Jersey Devils. This is a skyscraper with a major area mall on its first 2 levels. You will end up on Huntington Avenue, and make a right on Belvidere Street, then a left on Boylston Street, and then a right on Ipswich Street, which will take you to Fenway's parking deck.

If all goes well, and you make one rest stop (preferably around Hartford, roughly the halfway point), and you don't get seriously delayed by traffic within the city limits of either New York or Boston (either of which is very possible), you should be able to make the trip in under 5 hours.

But, please, do yourself a favor and get a hotel outside the city. It's not just that hotels in Boston proper are expensive, unless you want to try one of the thousands of bed-and-breakfasts with their communal bathrooms. It's also that Boston drivers are said to come in 2 classes, depending on how big their car is: Homicidal and suicidal.

The last time I stayed overnight in Boston, I stayed at the Harvard Square Hotel in Cambridge, and it was very good for only $140. The time before that, I was at a hotel near the Garden, and for roughly the same price, the front door didn't close properly, the air conditioner didn't work (making it brutally hot even though it was November), and the TV had only 3 channels -- one of them porn. (If I got charged extra for the 5 seconds I saw it before realizing what it was and changing the channel -- okay, 10 seconds -- it was not obvious on the final bill.) The Harvard Square was far more comfortable and convenient, for roughly the same price. It's now owned by the Hilton Corporation, and charges $299 a night. (Good news: Paris Hilton doesn't have anything to do with the Corporation. Bad news: It's not available for this week's Yanks-Sox series.)

So my recommendation is that, whenever a Yankee series in Boston approaches on the schedule, whatever your plans are for going, bag them, and make your game ticket and lodging plans for the next series.

For any lodging in Cambridge rather than in Boston proper, take Exit 18 off the Mass Pike and follow the signs for Cambridge, across the Charles River to the north.

Boston, like Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington, is too close to fly from New York, and once you factor in fooling around with everything you gotta do at each airport, it doesn't really save you much time compared to driving, the bus or the train. It certainly won't save you any money.

The train is a very good option. Boston’s South Station is at 700 Atlantic Avenue, corner of Summer Street, at Dewey Square. (Named for Admiral George Dewey, naval hero of the Spanish-American War, not New York Governor and 1944 & '48 Presidential candidate Thomas E. Dewey, and not for former Red Sox right fielder Dwight "Dewey" Evans, either.) It'll be between $173 and $396 round-trip from New York’s Penn Station to South Station, and it will take roughly 4½ hours. The Acela Express (the new name for the Metroliner, the $396 option) will take about 3½ hours.

South Station also has a bus terminal attached, and it may be the best bus station in the country – even better than New York’s Port Authority. If you take Greyhound, you'll leave from Port Authority’s Gate 84, and it will take about 4½ hours, most likely making one stop, at Hartford's Union Station complex, or in the Boston suburbs of Framingham, Worcester or Newton. New York to Boston and back is tremendously cheaper on the bus than on the train, usually $50 round-trip (and it could drop to as little as $20 with advanced purchase), and is probably Greyhound's best run. On the way back, you’ll board at South Station’s Gate 3.

Once In the City. Named for the town of the same name (a shortened version of "St. Botolph's Stone") in Lincolnshire, in England's East Midlands, Boston is home to about 650,000 people, with a metropolitan area (including the areas of Hartford, Providence, and Manchester, New Hampshire) of a little over 8 million people, making it the largest metro area in the country with only one MLB team (trailing the 2-team areas of New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and the San Francisco Bay Area).
The State House, on Beacon Hill, overlooking Boston Common

Boston is easily the largest city not just in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, but in all of New England. The next-largest are Worcester, Massachusetts and Providence, Rhode Island, each with around 180,000. The largest in Connecticut is Bridgeport with 145,000; New Hampshire's largest is Manchester with 110,000; Maine's is Portland with 66,000, and Vermont's is Burlington with a mere 42,000. Of New England's 100 largest cities and towns, 53 are in Massachusetts, 30 in Connecticut, 9 in Rhode Island, 4 in New Hampshire, 3 in Maine and 1, Burlington, in Vermont; only 2 of the top 17 are outside Massachusetts and Connecticut.

Counting New England as a whole -- except for the southwestern part of Connecticut, which tilts toward New York -- there are about 13.5 million people in "Red Sox Nation." This isn't even close to the top, when "markets" are viewed this liberally -- the Yankees have close to 20 million in theirs, and the Atlanta Braves lead with over 36 million -- but it does rank 7th out of 30 MLB markets, and aside from the Yankees none of the pre-expansion teams has as big a market.

Boston is also one of the oldest cities in America, founded in 1630, and the earliest to have been truly developed. (New York is actually older, 1626, but until City Hall was built and the grid laid out in 1811 it was pretty much limited to the 20 or so blocks from the Battery to Chambers Street.) It's got the history: The colonial era, the Revolutionary period its citizens did so much to make possible, the abolitionist movement prior to the Civil War, Massachusetts' role in that conflict, the Industrial Revolution. Aside from New York, it was the only city on the Eastern Seaboard to have grasped the concept of the skyscraper until the 1980s.

It also has America's 1st college, Harvard University, across the Charles River in Cambridge, and a few other institutions of higher learning of some renown in or near the city: Boston College, Boston University, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), Northeastern University, Tufts University, College of the Holy Cross, and so on. The particular instance of Harvard, funded by Boston's founding families, resulted in Boston and the surrounding area having a lot of "old money." And then there's all those Massachusetts-based writers.

All this gives Boston an importance, and a self-importance, well beyond its interior population. One of those aforementioned writers, Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. (grandfather of the great Supreme Court Justice of the same name), named the city "the Hub of the Solar System"; somehow, this became "the Hub of the Universe" or just "The Hub." Early 19th Century journalist William Tudor called Boston "the Athens of America" -- but, as a Harvard man, he would have studied ancient Greece and realized that, while contributing greatly to the political and literary arts, Athens could be pretty dictatorial, warmongering, and slavery-tolerating at times. Later sportswriters have called the Sox-Yanks (in that order) rivalry "Athens and Sparta." (Remember, if not for Sparta, all of Greece would have fallen to the Persian Empire.)

Well, to hell with that: We are Yankee Fans. New York is the greatest city in the world, and we don't even have to capitalize that.

The sales tax in Massachusetts is 6.25 percent, less than New Jersey’s 7 percent and New York City’s 8.875 percent. However, aside from that, pretty much everything in Boston and neighboring cities like Cambridge, Brookline and Quincy costs about as much as it does in New York City, and more than in the NYC suburbs. In other words, a bundle. So don't get sticker-shock.

When you get to South Station, if you haven't already read The Boston Globe on your laptop or smartphone, pick it up. It's a great paper with one of the country’s best sports sections. There's probably no paper that covers its local baseball team better, although the columns of Dan Shaughnessy (who did not coin but certainly popularized the phrase "The Curse of the Bambino" and wrote a book with the title) and Tony Massarotti (who started at the rival Herald and whose style is more in line with theirs) can be a bit acerbic.

You will also be able to pick up the New York papers at South Station, if you want any of them. If you must, you can also buy the Boston Herald, but it’s a tabloid, previously owned by William Randolph Hearst and Rupert Murdoch. Although neither man's company still owns it, it carries all the hallmarks of the papers that they have owned (Murdoch still owns the New York Post, the Hearst Corporation owned the New York Journal and its successor, the New York Journal-American, which went out of business in 1966). In other words, the Herald is a right-wing pack of sensationalism, frequently sloppy journalism, and sometimes outright lies, but at least it does sports well (sometimes).

Once you have your newspapers, take the escalator down to the subway. Boston had the nation’s first subway service, in 1897, along Boston Common on what’s now named the Green Line. Formerly known as the Metropolitan Transit Authority, leading to the folk song "MTA," in 1965 it became the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA), or "the T," symbolized by the big T signs where many cities, including New York, would have M’s instead.

(Here's a link to the most familiar version of the song, done by the Kingston Trio in 1959. Keep in mind that Scollay Square station is now named Government Center, and that the reason Mrs. Charlie doesn't give him the extra nickel along with the sandwich isn't that she keeps forgetting, but that they're acting on principle, protesting the 5-cent exit fare -- my, how times have changed.)

Boston was one of the last cities to turn from subway tokens to farecards, in 2006, a decade after New York's switch was in progress. A ride costs $2.65 with cash, the same as New York's subway, and if you're there for the entire series, it may be cheaper to get a 7-day pass for $19. (The MBTA 1-day pass is $12, so the 7-day pass is a better option.)

There are 4 lines: Red, Green, Orange and Blue. Don't worry about the Silver Line: That's basically an underground bus service designed to get people to Logan International Airport. (General Edward L. Logan was a South Bostonian who became a hero of World War I and then the commander of the Massachusetts National Guard. Boston kept the name on their airport in spite of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, leaving New York to name an airport after that great Bostonian.) Chances are, you won’t be using the Blue Line at all on your trip, and the Orange Line might not be used, either.

It's important to remember that Boston doesn't have an "Uptown" and "Downtown" like Manhattan, or a "North Side,""East Side,""South Side" or "West Side" like many other cities. It does have a North End and a South End (which should not be confused with the neighborhood of South Boston); and it has an East Boston, although the West End was mostly torn down in the late 1950s to make way for the sprawling complex of the new Massachusetts General Hospital. Note also that Boston doesn't have a "centerpoint," where all the street addresses start at 1 and move out in 100-segments for each block. It doesn't even remotely have a north-south, east-west street grid like New York, Philadelphia, Washington, Chicago, and so on.

So for subway directions, remember this: Any train heading toward Downtown Crossing (where the Red and Orange Lines intersect), Park Street (Red and Green Lines), State Street (Blue and Orange Lines) or Government Center (Blue and Green Lines), is "Inbound." Any train going away from those 4 downtown stations is "Outbound." This led to a joke that certain Red Sox pitchers who give up a lot of home runs have "been taken downtown more than the Inbound Red Line."

Government Center station, which closed for renovations 2 years ago, reopened a few days ago, which eliminates a major pain, since it's a key interchange.
Red Line train, crossing the Charles River
via the Longfellow Bridge

South Station is on the Red Line. If you're coming by Amtrak or Greyhound, and are up only for the one game and are going directly to Fenway, take the Red Line to Park Street – known locally as "Change at Park Street Under" (or "Change at Pahk Street Undah" in the local dialect) – and then take the Green Line, either the B (terminating at Boston College and having that on its marquee), C (Cleveland Circle) or D (Riverside) train. Do not take the E (Huntington Avenue) to get to Fenway.
Green Line D Train at Pahk Street Undah

If you're starting your Fenway voyage from your hotel, take any train that gets you to a transfer point to a Green Line B, C or D train. (There is no official A train, although I suppose you could call the little spur of the Green Line that crosses the Charles into Cambridge, terminating at Lechmere, the A.)

Going In. Parking at, or even near, Fenway Park is going to be incredibly hard. But not impossible, as this link shows. Still, you're better off not driving -- to Boston, never mind to its ballpark.

The B, C and D trains all stop at Kenmore. This is Kenmore Square, where Commonwealth Avenue, Beacon Street and Brookline Avenue all converge. Coming out of the station, if you look to your right, you’ll see a Barnes & Noble that serves as the Boston University Bookstore. On top of this building is that CITGO sign you’ve seen a thousand times on TV. (Some have suggested that it's a target for slugger: C... IT... GO.)
From Kenmore Square, Cross Beacon Street to Brookline Avenue. Watch out for scalpers: "Anybody buying? Anybody selling?" It's every bit as bad as it is in New York. Also watch out for panhandlers: Boston has a worse problem, per capita, than New York does.

You’ll cross over the Mass Pike and the railroad tracks, and come to the intersection of Brookline Avenue and Lansdowne Street, a.k.a. Ted Williams Way. This is home to one of Boston’s premier sports bars, the Cask 'n' Flagon.
The other side of the Green Monster, on Lansdowne Street,
a.k.a. Ted Williams Way. The reason it doesn't look so tall
from this angle is that the field is well below street level.

Do not go into the Cask 'n' Flagon.  It is not a place for a Yankee Fan. Trust me on this one: You can go in there when the Yanks are not in town, as long as you don’t announce your loyalties, but don't do it when it’s Yanks-Sox.
Lansdowne/Williams is the street that bounds Fenway's left-field wall, the Green Monster. One more block, and you'll reach Yawkey Way, formerly Jersey Street.
That tree now makes it next to impossible to get a good shot
of the 1912 FENWAY PARK sign.

On Fenway's wooden front doors, there’s still a number 24, for the old address of 24 Jersey Street. But the official address is now 4 Yawkey Way, the team's office complex (including their ticket office) having taken the former Kenmore Bowladrome bowling alley that had been built into the ballpark.

Note that you will not be let onto Yawkey Way beyond the ticket office at Number 4 without a game ticket. In what is, as far as I know, a unique feature in Major League Baseball, the Red Sox close off the street that includes their main entranceway way with turnstiles on game days. This is a recent phenomenon. This started in the 2004 title season: It was not there when I visited during the 2003 ALCS, but it was there when the U.S. version of Fever Pitch was filmed there in late 2004.

When you get to Fenway, Gate A is at Brookline & Yawkey, Gate B at Ipswich & Van Ness, Gate C on Lansdowne, Gate D at Yawkey & Van Ness.

The ballpark's interior isn't all that well-lit, compared even to the recently-demolished New York parks, let alone all the newer parks that seem so much more open. This may seem a little intimidating. Well, to hell with that: We are Yankee Fans, we're not going to be afraid of a mere building.
One good thing you can do is look for the Jimmy Fund boxes. The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute has run the fund since 1948, when the Boston Braves pitched in to raise money for a kid named Einar Gustafsson, then 12 years old and a patient of the Institute’s founder, Dr. Sidney Farber. Gustafsson was called the much more generic "Jimmy" not so much because he had a decidedly non-English name (in the post-World War II era, a decidedly patriotic, pro-America time), but to protect his privacy. In the 1st year, $200,000 was raised for cancer research – just under $2 million in today’s money.

When the Braves left town in 1953, Farber turned to the Red Sox. Later that year, when Ted Williams returned from the Korean War, he volunteered, and became the face of the Fund, becoming close friends with Farber and raising money all over the country, especially after his retirement as a player in 1960 gave him more time to do so, until becoming too ill to do so a few years prior to his death in 2002.

Mike Andrews, 2nd baseman on the 1967 Impossible Dream Red Sox -- some of you might remember him as the near-scapegoat of the 1973 World Series, when the A's beat the Mets in spite of his errors and team owner Charlie Finley's attempt to have him benched -- has been Chairman of the Jimmy Fund since 1979. Whenever I've visited Fenway, I've looked for those little boxes on the wall, and put in a dollar bill.
Incredibly, considering the state of cancer treatments at the time, not only did Einar "Jimmy" Gustafsson survive, but he lived to take part in the Fund's 50th Anniversary celebrations in 1998, his anonymity no longer necessary. He lived until 2001, age 65, dying not from cancer but a stroke.

The field is, of course, natural grass, and points northeast. One of the things Fenway has been known for, aside from its age and "classic" status, is its asymmetrical field dimensions, especially in the 1970s and '80s when most of the newer stadium were symmetrical (usually around 330 to the poles, 370 to the power alleys, and 400 to center).

From the 1934 renovation until 1994, the left field pole was listed as being 315 feet from home plate. In 1975, as part of a feature about the park for the World Series, someone decided that everybody who said the Green Monster was actually closer than 315 had a point, and he hired a man who'd been a targeter for a bomber plane in World War II to take and study aerial photos of the park. By his calculations, it was actually 304 feet, give or take a few inches.

In 1995, the Sox admitted that "everybody" may have been right, and relabeled the pole as 310 feet -- still longer than the WWII pilot said it was. Left-center is 379, straightaway center is 390, the right-field corner (the deepest part of the park) is 420, right-center is 383, straightaway right is 380, and to the right of that, the fence (only 3 feet high, as was the one at the old Yankee Stadium before the 1973-76 renovation, allowing more home runs but also more catches preventing them), curves so that the right field pole is just 302, the shortest distance in the major leagues. But don't let that fool you: Straightaway right makes it tough for a lefthanded hitter, even such Red Sox greats as Tris Speaker, Ted Williams, Carl Yastrzemski, Wade Boggs and David Ortiz.
Note the standings board and the out-of-town scoreboard.

You may hear references to the foul poles. The one in right field is Pesky's Pole: Johnny Pesky led the American League in hits 3 times (at a time when just leading the team, with Williams on it, in hits was amazing), but hit just 17 home runs in his entire career; 6 of these were curled around this pole, although none were actually hit off it. So the nickname is ironic, kind of like naming the left-field pole at Yankee Stadium after John Flaherty. Mel Parnell, a Sox pitcher and teammate of Pesky's, later became a Sox broadcaster and called it "Pesky's Pole" during a broadcast. The name was unofficial until 2006, when the Sox declared it official.

The one in left field is named Fisk's Pole, and if you've ever seen the video of Carlton Fisk "doing the Fenway Twist" to end Game 6 of the 1975 World Series, you’ll know why. One of the amazing things about Fenway Park is that, as much past as the place has, and as much as it nods in the direction of that past, the Fisk Pole, to the top of the Monster, is lit up with bright yellow neon. Rather a modern touch by the standards of this park.

The red seat in Fenway's bleachers – Section 42, Row 37, Seat 21 – is where a Williams home run landed in 1946, 502 feet from home plate. By a weird turn of events, this is exactly the same distance as the official longest home run ever hit at the original Yankee Stadium, by Mickey Mantle to that park’s center field bleachers in 1964 (not to be confused with the 3 times he hit the façade atop the upper deck in right field, which went around 370 feet before being stopped).
Obviously, the original wooden seat, painted red,
has been replaced by a plastic one.

But baseball historian Bill Jenkinson wrote a book titled The Year Babe Ruth Hit 104 Home Runs, referring to 1921 when, if the teams Ruth played against had then been playing in the parks they play in now, with their current, shorter, outfield distances, Jenkinson argued that Ruth would have hit a lot more than his official 59. According to this book, in 1926, Ruth hit one into Fenway's bleachers that went around 545 feet. He may also have hit a home run longer than 502 feet within Yankee Stadium, but never all the way out of it.

Williams' 502-footer is probably the longest ever hit at Fenway by a home player, though we can't be certain about even that, as righthanded sluggers like Jimmie Foxx, Jim Rice and Manny Ramirez hit some blasts over the Green Monster and Lansdowne Street that may have been longer than Ted's blasts, or the one the Babe supposedly hit there.
In addition to the Red Sox, it was home to the Boston Braves' home games in the 1914 World Series (as they'd abandoned the antiquated South End Grounds and Braves Field wasn't ready yet), and football games were played there by Boston College, Boston University, and the Boston Redskins before they moved to Washington in 1937. It's hosted college hockey and, on New Year's Day 2010, the NHL Winter Classic, with the Bruins beating the Philadelphia Flyers 2-1 in overtime. (This remains, through 2014, the only Winter Classic to be won by the home team.)

Tours are available at Fenway year-round, and depart at the top of every hour from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM. Admission is $18 for the regular tour, and $26 for the Premium Tour that includes allowing children to take pictures with their mascot, Wally the Green Monster.
You can also go on the warning track (but not the actual field), see the left field Wall -- the original Green Monster -- up close, and even touch it, and they'll take you to the seats on top of it, where they used to have netting to protect the buildings across the street from being hit by home run balls. That netting, which was the only thing that caught Bucky Dent's October 2, 1978 home run, is now gone. (I wonder where the ball is today. Hopefully, in the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown.)
The view from the Green Monster

I took the regular tour in 2002, before the Sox ended The Curse of the Bambino, kept my Yankee fandom to myself, and enjoyed it a lot.

Food. On Yawkey Way, you’ll see a few small eateries, including a Cuban-themed barbecue stand named El Tiante, after Luis Tiant. Sometimes he's there, signing autographs, like Greg Luzinski in Philadelphia or Boog Powell in Baltimore, although I'm not sure if he's as involved in running it as the Bull and Boog are with theirs. But as Cuban food is too spicy for me, I won’t eat there. (It's nothing against Tiant: He was a great pitcher and a great character, and he's one of the few Red Sox, past or present, who doesn’t sicken me. Besides, he did leave them to come to the Yankees for the 1979 and '80 seasons, though he always did look weird in a Yankee uniform. Then again, he looked weird in any uniform.)

On the inside, no frills. Standard ballpark fare, with concourses behind home plate and down both the 1st base and 3rd base lines, and on the right field roof deck.

While Fenway Franks have a nasty reputation (even Drew Barrymore turned one down in Fever Pitch), I’ve actually liked them on my visits. And one major advantage (at least for me) that Fenway has over Yankee Stadium (old or new): It has Dunkin Donuts, complete with lattes and coolattas.

If you want something a little better, there are plenty of places to eat and drink around Kenmore Square, to visit after the game. However, you’ll be better off getting back to your hotel, changing out of your Yankee gear, and finding a place near your hotel and going there in neutral clothing.

Team History Displays. On Yawkey Way, the Red Sox have banners honoring their titles: 1903, 1912, 1915, 1916, 1918, 2004*, 2007* and 2013* World Champions; 1904, 1946, 1967, 1975 and 1986 American League Champions; and 1988, 1990 and 1995 American League Eastern Division Champions. (They do not give the same treatment for their 1998, 1999, 2003, 2005, 2008 and 2009 AL Wild Card berths.) These achievements are also referenced inside, as flags on the press box.
(The New York Giants refused to play the Sox in the 1904 World Series, which was then canceled. Officially, the Sox can't and don't claim to be 1904 World Champions, while the Giants' claim to that title is still visible on the plaque at the Polo Grounds Towers, roughly where that park's home plate was. But the Giants no longer claim it in their present, San Francisco form. And let's get real: The 1904 Giants refused to play, and if that's not a forfeit, I don't know what is. Face it, John McGraw, you supposed tough guy: You chickened out.)

At Fenway's old wooden front doors, there are plaques for the ballpark itself, longtime owner Tom Yawkey, and Eddie Collins, who had been a Hall of Fame 2nd baseman for the Philadelphia Athletics and the White Sox, and was Yawkey’s close friend and the Sox' general manager when he died in 1951.

On the Van Ness Street side of the park, their retired numbers are posted: 1, Bobby Doerr, 2nd baseman, 1937-51; 4, Joe Cronin, shortstop 1935-45, manager 1935-47, general manager 1948-58; 6, Johnny Pesky, shortstop 1942-52 and longtime coach known as “Mr. Red Sox”; 8, Carl Yastrzemski, left fielder and sometimes 1st baseman, 1961-83; 9, Ted Williams, left fielder, 1939-60; 14, Jim Rice, left fielder, 1974-89; 27, Carlton Fisk, catcher, 1969-80; and 45, Pedro Martinez, pitcher, 1998-2004. (And, of course, Jackie Robinson’s 42 – as the last team to integrate, in 1959, the Sox damn well better not forget his 42.) These numbers are also posted on the right-field roof. On May 26, the Sox will add 26, Wade Boggs, 3rd base, 1981-92.

There are 3 numbers that the Red Sox have not officially retired, but also haven't reissued, since those players left: 21, Roger Clemens, pitcher, 1984-96; 33, Jason Varitek, catcher, 1997-2011; and 49, Tim Wakefield, 1995-2011. There's also a movement to retire 25 for Tony Conigliaro, right field, 1964-70.
Van Ness Street also features a statue of Williams, known for not "tipping his cap" to the fans, offering his cap to a little boy; and another of "The Teammates," the subject of a book by David Halberstam, all of whom survived the Sox' on-field battles in the 1940s and '50 -- and real battles in World War II -- and lived on into the 2000s: Williams, Doerr, Pesky and center fielder Dom DiMaggio (Joe's younger brother, and, like the other 3, an All-Star in his own right).
The numbers on the right-field roof were originally placed in the order in which they were retired: 9, 4, 1, 8. Someone noticed that the numbers could signify a date: 9/4/18, or September 4, 1918, the day before the start of the last World Series the Red Sox had won. (Because of World War I, the federal government ordered that the season end a month earlier than usual.) So the next time the roof was painted, the numbers were rearranged in numerical order: 1, 4, 8, 9.  With the new ones added, it now reads 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 14, 27, 42 – the 42 being Dodger blue, the others being Sox red.
Before Pedro's 45 was added

On the scoreboard at the bottom of the Green Monster, there’s a display so subtle you could easily miss it, or see it and not notice it: The Yawkeys’ initials, in Morse Code: TAM for Thomas Austin Yawkey (who bought the team in 1933 and owned them until his death in 1976), and JRY for Jean Remington Yawkey (who then held control of the team until her death in 1992).

The Red Sox do have a team Hall of Fame. The 86 members' plaques are inside the big press box and luxury box are behind home plate, where the general public can only see them on the Fenway Park Tour. The members are:

* From the 1903-04 World Champions: Pitcher Cy Young and 3rd baseman-manager Jimmy Collins.

* From the 1912-18 quasi-dynasty: Center fielder Tris Speaker, right fielder Harry Hooper, left fielder Duffy Lewis, 3rd baseman Larry Gardner, shortstop Everett Scott; pitchers Smokey Joe Wood, Herb Pennock and Hubert "Dutch" Leonard; and manager Bill Carrigan. And, uh, pitcher-right fielder Babe Ruth. (The club automatically elected every former Red Sox player already in the big Hall in Cooperstown.)

* From the 1920s: Pitcher Red Ruffing and outfielder Ira Flagstead. (Ruffing is in the Cooperstown Hall for what he did for the Yankees, after leaving the Red Sox, but the Sox abided by their own rule and inducted him into theirs.)

* From the Yawkey rebuilding project of the 1930s: 1st baseman Jimmie Foxx, catcher Rick Ferrell, his brother pitcher Wes Ferrell, pitcher Lefty Grove, and shortstop-manager Joe Cronin.

* From the 1946 Pennant winners: Left fielder Ted Williams, 2nd baseman Bobby Doerr, shortstop Johnny Pesky, center fielder Dom DiMaggio; pitchers Dave "Boo" Ferriss, Cecil "Tex" Hughson and Joe Dobson; and manager Cronin.

* From in between '46 and '67, but not on either of those teams: 2nd baseman Billy Goodman, shortstop Vern Stephens, 1st baseman Pete Runnels, right fielder Jackie Jensen, 3rd baseman Frank Malzone, center fielder Jimmy Piersall; and pitchers Mel Parnell, Ellis Kinder, Frank Sullivan, Bill Monbouquette and Dick Radatz.

* From the 1967 "Impossible Dream" Pennant: Left fielder Carl Yastrzemski, pitcher Jim Lonborg, shortstop Rico Petrocelli, 1st baseman George Scott, right fielder Reggie Smith, manager Dick Williams, and coach Eddie Kasko.

* From in between '67 and '75, but not on either of those: Center fielder Tommy Harper.

* From the 1975 Pennant winners: Yaz, Petro, Kasko, coach Don Zimmer, catcher Carlton Fisk, left fielder Jim Rice, shortstop Rick Burleson, right fielder Dwight Evans, center fielder Fred Lynn, and pitchers Bill Lee and Luis Tiant.  (Manager Darrell Johnson has not been elected.) From the 1978 choke, add Scott (who was with Milwaukee in '75), 2nd baseman Jerry Remy, pitchers Dennis Eckersley and Bob Stanley, and manager Zimmer.  

* From the 1986 Pennant winners: Rice, Evans, Stanley, 3rd baseman Wade Boggs, left fielder Mike Greenwell, 2nd baseman Marty Barrett, and pitchers Roger Clemens (apparently, all is forgiven) and Bruce Hurst. (Manager John McNamara has not been elected.) From the 1990 Division winners, add center fielder Ellis Burks and manager Joe Morgan. (Burks returned to the Sox for 2004, but played only 11 games that season, only 2 after April 24, and did not appear in the postseason, and then retired. The team did, however, give him a World Series ring.)

* From the 1995, '98 and '99 Wild Card teams: 1st baseman Mo Vaughn, shortstop-3rd baseman John Valentin, shortstop Nomar Garciaparra, catcher Jason Varitek, and pitchers Pedro Martinez and Tim Wakefield. (Nomar, 'Tek and Pedro were not yet there in '95.) 

* From the 2004 and '07 "World Champions": Nomar, Pedro, Wakefield and pitcher Curt Schilling. One of the criteria for election is that the player must have been out of uniform as an active player for at least 3 years, so Manny Ramirez and Johnny Damon are now eligible.

* Executives: John I. Taylor (the owner who oversaw the building of Fenway), Eddie Collins, Dick O'Connell, Haywood Sullivan, Lou Gorman, Dick Bresciani, George Digby, Eddie Kasko, Ed Kennedy, Ben Mondor, John Harrington, Larry Lucchino, and Tom and Jean Yawkey. And, while not an "executive," groundskeeper Joe Mooney.

* Broadcasters: Curt Gowdy, Ken Coleman, Ned Martin, Joe Castiglione, Parnell and Remy.

Oddly, while these men became New England legends for their associations with the Sox, and continued to perform for them until their deaths, the Sox have not elected them to their team Hall of Fame: Public-address announcer Sherm Feller, and organist John Kiley. Like Gladys Gooding of Ebbets Field and the old Madison Square Garden, Kiley, who also played the organ at the old Boston Garden, became the answer to a cheesy trivia question: Who is the only man to "play" for the Red Sox, the Celtics and the Bruins? True, the Yankees have never given a Monument Park plaque to the late organist Eddie Layton, but they did give one to PA announcer Bob Sheppard while he was still active.

Young, Ruth, Grove, Williams and Clemens were named to the Major League Baseball All-Century Team in 1999. That same year, they, Speaker, Foxx, Yaz, Eckersley and Boggs were named to The Sporting News' 100 Greatest Players.

When the 1st All-Star Game was played in 1933, Rick Ferrell was the only man then with the Red Sox chosen.

Stuff. You can get pretty much anything you want, from T-shirts with names and numbers of long-gone players to team-oriented DVDs, in the souvenir stands across Yawkey Way, including the official Team Store. Before the Sox bought this store, it was pretty much the originator, along with the River Avenue shops across from the original Yankee Stadium, of the ballpark souvenir stand we’ve come to know.

Despite the foolishness and ignorance so often associated with Red Sox fans in the 21st Century, in the late 20th, they had a much better intellectual reputation. The typical Red Sox fan used to be seen not as a drunken "townie" (or drunken college student), but as a tweedy professor from a liberal arts college in New England. Boston is America's most literary city, and New England its most literary region, and this is reflected in the Sox being the most-written-about team in baseball, even more than the Yankees. As newspaper columnist and baseball fan George Will has said, "All this happens in New England, the literary capital of America, and so the Red Sox get written about to death."

Good books about the Red Sox are plentiful. Unfortunately, so are bad ones. With the possible exception of the Yankees, no team has had more books written about them than the Red Sox, the team in the literary capital of America, Boston:

* Autumn Glory: Baseball's First World Series, Louis P. Masur's book about the 1903 season and how the World Series was first set up, leading to a battle between all-time titans Cy Young and Honus Wagner.

* The Year They Called Off the World Series, written by Benton Stark in 1991 -- obviously, before 1994 -- about the 1904 Pennant Race between the "Boston Americans" and the "New York Highlanders," and the Giants' refusal to play the AL Pennant winners, especially if it turned out to be the proto-Yankees, and how the Giants were shamed into not only participating in, but setting up the ground rules for, future World Series.

* The First Fall Classic, Mike Vaccaro's book that argues that, even more than the 1st one and the 1909 Wagner vs. Ty Cobb battle, the 1912 edition made the World Series into "The World Series."

* When the Red Sox Ruled, Baseball's First Dynasty, 1912-1918, by Thomas J. Whalen.

* The Year the Red Sox Won the Series: A Chronicle of the 1918 Championship Season, by Ty Waterman and Mel Springer, written in 1999, obviously before 2004.

* Emperors and Idiots, Vaccaro's account of the history of the rivalry.

* It Was Never About the Babe, Jerry M. Gutlon's history of the club that exposes the real reason they didn't win the World Series for 86 years: Mismanagement, often accompanied by bigotry.

* Ted Williams: The Biography of an American Hero, by Boston native Leigh Montville, is the definitive look at the Splendid Splinter. While it properly lauds him for batting .400 at age 23, nearly doing it again at age 39, serving in 2 wars and nearly dying in combat in the 2nd, how he actually earned a place in the Hall of Fame of a 2nd sport (fishing), and the fact that he literally wrote the book on hitting (The Science of Hitting, recommended although it's not about the team in question -- Ted Williams' Hit List, on his picks for the 25 greatest hitters ever, is also fantastic), it doesn't shy away from the flaws in his character. How he could be a bit prickly if you weren't reverent. How he wasn't the best family man, to put it politely. And how he went out of his way to deny his Mexican ancestry, thus denying Hispanic ballplayers the man who could have been their 1st true major league hero (before Minnie Minoso and Roberto Clemente).

* The Stars Are Back: The St. Louis Cardinals, the Boston Red Sox, and Player Unrest in 1946, Jerome M. Mileur's book about baseball's troubled return from World War II, and how the Red Sox of Williams and the Cardinals of Stan "the Man" Musial set up what was, at least on paper, the best World Series matchup ever: The Cards won 106 games, the Sox 105.

* 1967 Red Sox: The Impossible Dream Season, by Raymond Sinibaldi and '67 Sox pitcher Billy Rohr, the most recent book about the year that turned an afterthought ballclub into the defining sports team of New England.

* The Long Ball, by Tom Adelman, about the 1975 season that culminated in that great Boston vs. Cincinnati World Series.

* '78: The Boston Red Sox, A Historic Game, and a Divided City. in which Bill Reynolds does for Boston what Jonathan Mahler's The Bronx Is Burning did for New York, and Mitchell Nathanson's The Fall of the 1977 Phillies did for Philadelphia. It tells an epic urban tale of which the rise of the local baseball team is a large part of what life was like there in the late 1970s. It describes the run to the '75 Pennant, but also the Busing Crisis, and its denoument in "The Soiling of Old Glory." It also mentions the Blizzard of '78, and how it trapped people inside the Boston Garden during the Beanpot Tournament.

(Having already read the New York, Philly and Boston versions of this story, I'd love to see a Chicago version, involving the Cubs' fall from 1st place at the '77 All-Star Break, Bill Veeck, the White Sox'"South Side Hit Men," the death of Mayor Daley Sr., and the blizzard that buried his successor, Michael Bilandic. And a San Francisco version, with the fall and then rise of the A's, the fall and then rise of the Giants, the glory days of the Raiders, the '75 title and then fall of the Warriors, the Moscone-Milk assassination, and Jonestown. And a Montreal version, with the Canadiens dynasty, the Alouettes winning 2 Grey Cups, the rise of the Expos, the Olympics, and the great struggle between the Canada nationalists led by Pierre Trudeau and the Quebec nationalists led by Rene Levesque.)

* One Strike Away: The Story of the 1986 Red Sox, by Dan Shaughnessy of The Boston Globe, the man who's written more, and better, about the team than anyone. Lots of Sox fans hate him. That's reason enough for me to respect him.

* The Curse of the Bambino, the 1990 book by Shaughnessy that popularized the phrase, though he admits that he didn't think of it.

* Reversing the Curse: Inside the 2004 Red Sox. Shaughnessy finally gets to write the sequel.

The team sells DVDs honoring the team's 100th Anniversary (1901-2001) and the ballpark's 100th Anniversary (1912-2012).  There are highlight film packages for their 3 21st Century World Series wins*. They have ESPN's film about their 2004 ALCS win, Four Days in October; and the MLB series "Baseball's Greatest Games" for both Game 6 of the 1975 World Series and Game 4 of the 2004 ALCS.

And they have The Essential Games of Fenway Park. The games included on this DVD set are: September 30, 1967, the next-to-last game of the Impossible Dream season, which is believed to be the oldest surviving game whose entire content is still available in color; Game 6 of the '75 Series; Roger Clemens' 20-strikeout game of April 29, 1986; the 1999 All-Star Game, complete with the pregame moment with Williams; Game 3 of the 1999 ALCS, in which the Sox clobbered the Yankees, knocking the "traitor" Clemens out of the box while Pedro kept dealing, but it turned out to be the only game the Yanks lost in that entire postseason, thus, as Shaughnessy pointed out, the Sox fans totally missed the point; and April 22, 2007, when the Sox beat the Yankees with a record-tying 4 straight home runs: Manny, J.D. Drew, Mike Lowell and Varitek.

About that 1975 Game 6: That Fisk home run is mainly remembered because of the camera of shot of Fisk waving his arms, as if that would keep the ball from going foul. The legend is true: The NBC cameraman inside the Green Monster scoreboard was supposed to follow the ball, but a rat ran past him, and he was too afraid to move, and so he kept the camera on Fisk, and that's why we have that clip. It is the most-replayed moment in baseball history, ahead of such homers as title-clinchers by Bobby Thomson, Bill Mazeroski, Chris Chambliss and Joe Carter; milestones like those of Roger Maris, Hank Aaron and Barry Bonds; and otherwise famous homers like those of Bucky Dent and Kirk Gibson.  Indeed, in 1999, TV Guide ruled it the greatest moment in the history of televised sports.

But its endless replaying brought up what should have been an obvious question: "Wait a second, the Red Sox haven't won the World Series since 1918, and this was Game 6, so, obviously, the Sox lost Game 7. So this home run ended up not mattering. So what's the big deal?"

The big deal is that the home run, and the great game that it capped, brought a lot of people back to baseball, after it had declined in popularity for a few years, especially in comparison to football. That Series also helped to cement the Sox as an American cultural icon, not just a regional one, as are the Cincinnati Reds -- the team that actually won that Series. It made a lot of people who didn't previously like baseball, or who didn't previously have a favorite big-league team (including many who lived near a minor-league team but not a major-league one), or whose love for their local team had waned for whatever reason, become Red Sox fans.

That home run also, I think it can be safely said, made the difference between Fisk being elected to the Hall of Fame in his 2nd year of eligibility, through the Writers' Association, and Fisk not being in yet, having to wait until he became eligible through the Veterans' Committee. (The opposite happened to Mazeroski: He became "the guy who hit the home run who won the 1960 World Series," rather than "the greatest-fielding 2nd baseman ever," overwhelming his chief qualification. If the Pirates had won that Series any other way, Maz probably would've gotten in years sooner.)

Also, as Shaughnessy put it, "Game Six" was something very special for Red Sox fans -- for 11 years. But, after 1986, as he puts it, when you say "Game Six" to a Red Sox fan, you have to explain which one.

During the Game. A recent Thrillist article on "Baseball's Most Intolerable Fans" ranked Red Sox fans 3rd out of the 30 Major League Baseball teams -- ahead of the Yankees at 4th, but, surprisingly, behind 2 other teams. (Read the article to find out which ones.) I quote:

There has never been a fall from national grace quite like Red Sox fans' tumble over the last 12 years (2004 to 2016). Before that first World Series win, they were the lovable losers, a provincial town of hilariously accented n'er-do-wells crushing Fenway Franks, that spicy brown mustard lodged in the sides of their "Cowboy Up" Kevin Millar playoff beards. People appreciated the spectacle, and felt a little sorry for the chubby guys from Revere wearing Tom Brunansky jerseys who spent all their money on beers at the game, and ended up passing out in Kenmore station until the blue line picked back up.

And then they won. And as anyone who's ever been to Gillette Stadium can attest, there is nothing worse than Boston fans when a Boston team is winning. But unlike the unshakeable confidence of the Yankees fan, the Sox fan possesses a terrifyingly pessimistic view of the game. Boston sports talk radio is filled with conspiracy theorists and apologists in equal measure, as is Fenway. 

Luckily, unless you’re in a Yankees jersey, the fans are more likely to pick fights based on local high school Thanksgiving Day football rivalries ("There go those kids from Catholic Memorial! Get 'em!"), but then again, in Boston it’s usually best not to press your luck.   

Having been to Boston many times, including a few times when the teams were playing each other, and having actually been inside Fenway for such games, I can vouch for all of this: This is one of the few places in North American major league sports where safety is an issue. Aside from a few college sports matchups, it may be the one where a strong security presence is most necessary.

This isn't like soccer games in Europe or South America, where fans of the visiting team are all put together in one or two sections, to keep the home fans from physically assaulting them -- one of the few instances where segregation is a good thing.

If a fan near you wants to engage in civil discussion, by all means, engage back. If not, get a feel for those around you, to see if they're going to be okay, before you start talking to any of them. Most likely, if you behave yourself, so will they. If you simply support your team, and lay off theirs, you should be all right.

Because, let’s face it, like any other group of people, there’s always a 1 percent (or less) of the bunch who ruin it for the other 99 percent. The type of people parodied in the Saturday Night Live sketch "The Boston Teens" (featuring Jimmy Fallon before he played a Sox fan in the U.S. version of Fever Pitch) were, in the Pedro Martinez era (1998-2004), too young to remember 1986, let alone 1978, 1975, 1967, or Boston’s agonizing close calls of the late 1940s. These fans, these Townies, the British would call them "chavs" (and no American city is chavvier than Boston, at least not that I know of), really didn't deserve the victories of 2004, 2007 or 2013, and yet they're the first to brag about them.

Most Sox fans are intelligent, and love the game, not just their own team. Many of them embrace the idea of keeping score. In the city that has been the center of American intellectual life for over 200 years, the Sox have had a lot of famous writers as fans: John Cheever, John Updike, Robert B. Parker, Stephen King, Doris Kearns Goodwin. The Kennedys, who have celebrated intellectualism for over half a century, are nearly all Red Sox fans. (Except the Shriver wing: They’re from Baltimore and they're Oriole fans, and John F. Kennedy Jr. and I both attended the same Yankee game at least once -- the night before his plane crash, as it turned out.)

"Red Sox Nation" also counts among its citizens lots of comedians who, while occasionally crude, are very observant: Lenny Clarke (who played Uncle Carl in Fever Pitch), Steven Wright, Mike O’Malley, Conan O’Brien, Dane Cook, John Krasinski, and SNLers Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler – but not, as it turns out, former SNLer Fallon, who’s a Yankee Fan in real life. (Wow, he really can
act.)

We may mock Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, his brother Casey Affleck, and their friends Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, but they’re smart people and Red Sox fans. Michael Chiklis may have played a New York cop in The Commish and a New York superhero in the Fantastic Four movies, but he’s a Sox fan. Denis Leary, one of the funniest (but also most plagiarizing) comedians in the business, may have played a New York cop in The Job and a New York fireman in Rescue Me, but in real life, he's another Sox fan, from Worcester – who says, "Every Yankee Fan, whether I know you or not, can kiss my ass." Hey, Denis: Kiss my rings, all 27 of them!

So if the Sox fans around you just want to talk, by all means, talk with them. But keep it on a civil level. If they don’t want to antagonize you, why antagonize them? These are not the Townies: They're baseball fans first and Sox fans second. So be a baseball fan first and a Yankee Fan second. It’s worth it.

In this weekend's games, the team is running a promotion titled "Red Sox Destinations." As their website says:

Over the past nine seasons, Red Sox Destinations has provided thousands of fans the most exclusive, VIP access to ball parks nationwide! At Fenway Park and on the road, Red Sox Destinations will help you create memories to last a lifetime!

Sounds nice. Though it would be embarrassing if a Yankee Fan were to win one of the prizes.

A lot of the Grandstand seats are wooden with iron armrests. These are a remnant of the park's 1934 renovation, and aside from many of the seats at Wrigley Field they are the oldest remaining seats in the majors. (Aside from the outer shell of the stadium, including that front entrance, I don't think there's anything left from the original 1912 construction. This would still make it the 2nd-oldest active MLB stadium, aside from Wrigley, but the 1912 date is considered official, so it is the oldest.) These seats are not very wide and provide little legroom. If you end up with one of these seats, you may need to stand up a few times to improve your circulation.

Because of their connection with the Jimmy Fund, the Sox often let disabled or sick children sing the National Anthem. Say whatever you want about the Sox players, and about loudmouth former team president Larry Lucchino, but the organization, as run by John W. Henry and Tom Werner, does seek to have and show class, and usually they do.

You may hear someone call Ted Williams "the Greatest Hitter Who Ever Lived." This is an opinion based on some facts, but the greatest hitter who ever lived, according to the Splendid Splinter himself in his 1995 book Ted Williams’ Hit List, was Babe Ruth, who is still something of a sore spot among Sox fans. So tread on that opinion lightly.

As I said, the mascot is Wally the Green Monster. Wall-y, get it? He doesn't look like an especially mean monster. He looks like... how can I put this... If Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street is the evil twin, then Wally the Green Monster is the good twin. (I know, I know: "He's a Red Sox fan, so how 'good' can he be?")

The Red Sox don’t have a special song they use to follow "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" in the 7th inning stretch. Nor do they have a true theme song. But in 1903, when the Boston Americans (named for the American League -- the name "Red Sox" did not become official until 1907) won the 1st World Series against the Pittsburgh Pirates, one of the big hit songs of the year was "Tessie," from a Broadway musical called The Silver Slipper. (So the Sox' connection with Broadway predates Harry Frazee.) The Sox fans of the day, known as the Royal Rooters, sang it really loud, and it began to unnerve the Pirates: Outfielder Tommy Leach said, "It was a real hum-dinger of a song, but it sort of got on your nerves after a while."

In 2004, the Boston-area-based punk band the Dropkick Murphys recorded a new version, with new lyrics about how the Rooters used the original over a century before. That version has led me, on a number of occasions, to shout, or type in this blog, "Tessie Was a Whore." (And this was before I got into rooting for the English soccer club Arsenal, whose fans always sing about the current manager of arch-rival Tottenham Hotspur, saying that his mother is a whore. That's also where I began referring to the arch-rivals of my teams -- the Red Sox, the New York Rangers, Penn State and my high school's rivals -- as "The Scum.")

In the middle of the 8th inning, the public-address system plays Neil Diamond’s 1969 hit "Sweet Caroline." This song has nothing to do with Boston, or New England, or the team. Neil Diamond is not a Red Sox fan: Like the Dodgers, he started in Brooklyn, moved to Los Angeles, and, unlike most Brooklynites, stayed loyal to the Dodgers. And 1969 was not a particularly special year for the team. So why do the Sox play this song? Whoever knows for sure, he isn't talking.

I don’t care how big the Yankees' lead might turn out to be, or how dispirited the Sox fans might get as a result: Let sleeping dogs lie. In other words, do not mention Bucky Dent, Bill Buckner, or Aaron Boone. Unless you do get into a civil conversation with a Sox fan (it is possible), and they actually do want to talk about the tumultuous events in question.

When the game ends, if the Sox win, the P.A. system will play "Dirty Water" by the Standells, a 1966 garage-rock hit (often called one of the earliest punk-rock songs) that is the singer's perception of "my town," Boston. Actually, the Standells were from Los Angeles. So was the song's author, Ed Cobb, a member of the 1950s pop group the Four Preps – make of that whatever you want!

Unlike the Standells, he had other hits: Besides the Preps' songs, he also wrote Brenda Holloway's song "Every Little Bit Hurts" and, believe it or not, "Tainted Love," which was a non-charting song for R&B singer Gloria Jones in 1965, before its 1981 cover by Soft Cell and its reworking into Rihanna's 2006 song "SOS." (And, yes, Jones' version is still the best of the 3.)

"Dirty Water" is also used as a victory song for the Celtics, the Bruins and the Northeastern University hockey team.

After the Game. Win or lose, get out of the ballpark and back to your hotel (or to South Station if you came up just for the day) as quickly and as quietly as possible. This will require you to be on the streets of Boston, and, unless you can get a taxi (don’t count on it), to take the Green Line in one direction or the other.

You'll have to take some verbal on the streets and especially on the subway. Respond as little as possible. If the Yankees have won, you'll know the venom the Sox fans are spewing at you will not change the result. If the Sox have won, their fans will be in a better mood, and may actually give you less of a hard time. This is a good time to observe the advice of the great football coach Paul Brown: "When you win, say little; and when you lose, say less."

Chances are, no one will try to pick a fight with you, or damage your Yankee gear (by spilling a drink on it, or worse). If they do, there will most likely be other Yankee Fans nearby, and they may have your back. Most Sox fans, regardless of how much they've had to drink, will not fight. And if they see Yankee Fans ready to defend each other, they could very well back off entirely.

Perhaps the best way to avoid a confrontation is to stay at your seat for as long as the Fenway ushers will let you. This is a tactic used in European and Latin American soccer, with stadium stewards keeping the visiting fans in their section until the entire rest of the stadium is emptied of home supporters, to minimize the chance of hooliganism. This will also allow the crowd to thin out a little and make it easier to leave the park, regardless of the level of aggression.

Another way to avoid any unpleasantness is to find a bar where New Yorkers not only hang out, but are left alone. Easier said than done, right? Well, just as the Riviera Café off Sheridan Square in the West Village and Professor Thom's on 2nd Avenue in the East Village are Sox-friendly bars in New York, there are places in Boston that welcome Yankee Fans.

The following establishments were mentioned in a Boston Globe profile during the 2009 World Series: Champions, at the Marriott Copley Place hotel at 110 Huntington Avenue (Green Line to Copley); The Sports Grille, at 132 Canal Street (across from North Station and the Garden, Green Line to North Station); and, right across from Fenway itself, Game On! at 82 Lansdowne Street.

I've also heard that Jillian's, across from Fenway at 145 Ipswich Street, takes in Yankee Fans, but I've only seen it rammed with Chowdaheads, so I would advise against it.

The local Giants fan club meets at The Greatest Bar, 262 Friend Street off Canal, a block from the Garden. The Green Briar Pub, at 304 Washington Street in the Brighton section of town, is one place that has been suggested as the local home of Jets fans. (Green Line to Kenmore, then switch to Number 57 bus toward Watertown Yard, get off at Washington Street at Waldo Terrace.) Another is M.J. O'Connor's, at 27 Columbus Avenue in the Back Bay. (Green Line to Arlington.)

However, there's so little overlap between the MLB and NFL seasons that showing up at either place with a Yankee cap on a non-NFL gameday may not be a good idea.

Sidelights. Boston is probably America’s best sports city, per-capita, and the number of sports-themed sites you might want to check out is large:

* Site of the Huntington Avenue Grounds. The only other home the Boston Red Sox have ever known, from their founding in 1901 to 1911, was this location in Boston's South End. When the Sox won the 1st World Series in 1903, Games 1, 2, 3 and 8 were played here, meaning it both opened and was clinched here.

It seated 11,500, and had faraway fences, typical of the ballparks of the dawn of the 20th Century. So when the World Series had overflow crowds, it was no big deal to plant stakes in the outfield, and tie ropes to them, and let fans stand behind the rope, as seen in this photo, the most familiar photo of the 1903 World Series.
Huntington Avenue Grounds, with the 1894-1914 version
of the South End Grounds in the background

The ballpark was torn down shortly after Fenway Park opened in 1912. In 1954, Northeastern University opened the Godfrey Lowell Cabot Physical Education Center on the site. Solomon Court is an 1,800-seat gym that hosts basketball and volleyball. The Solomon Indoor Track hosts track & field meets. The adjacent Barletta Natatorium hosts NU's swim meets.

Since 1993, a statue of Cy Young, who pitched for the Sox in their 1903 and 1904 World Championship seasons, and ended his career with the 1911 Braves, has stood outdoors, at roughly the spot where the pitcher's mound was. 360 Huntington Avenue at Forsyth Street, with a side street named World Series Way. Green Line E train to Northeastern.
Cy's statue

* Site of South End Grounds. This is still the most successful baseball location in Boston history. It was home to 3 ballparks, all named the Sound End Grounds. When the Huntington Avenue Grounds were built, the parks were separated only by a railroad, now part of the MBTA's subway and commuter rail systems.
1871-87 version

In 1871, the 1st such park was built there, and was home to the Boston Red Stockings of the 1st professional baseball league, the National Association. This team featured half the members of the 1st openly professional team, the Cincinnati Red Stockings (hence the name). They also had a young pitcher named Al Spalding, who would later co-found the team now known as the Chicago Cubs and the sporting-goods empire that still bears his name.

That Boston Red Stockings team won Pennants in 1872, ’73, ’74 and ’75, and its strength (its domination, really) was one of the reasons the NA collapsed.
1888-94 version, outside

When the National League was founded in 1876, the Red Stockings were a charter member. They won Pennants in 1877 and ’78, and by the time they won the 1883 Pennant, they were popularly known as the "Boston Beaneaters." No, I'm not making that name up. Their success gave them the money they needed to build a new park on the site in 1888, they won Pennants in 1891, ’92 and ’93.
1888-94 version, inside

But on May 15, 1894, in a game against the NL version of the Baltimore Orioles, a fight broke out, and no one noticed that some kids had started a fire in the right-field seats. (Or maybe it was the ashes of a grown man's cigar. Both have been suggested, probably nobody knew for sure.) It became known as the Great Roxbury Fire, and the story goes that the park and 117 (or 170, or 200) buildings burned to the ground, and 1,900 people were left homeless – but nobody died. (I don't buy that last part at all.)

A new park was hastily built on the site, while the Beaneaters temporarily played at the home of the city's team in the 1890 Players' League. This last South End Grounds hosted the Braves' 1897 and '98 Pennant winners, and lasted until 1914, when, with the team now called the Braves (owner James Gaffney had been a "Brave," or officer, in New York’s Tammany Hall political organization), decided it was too small for the crowds the team was now attracting.
This is the best photo I could find
that clearly shows the 1894-1914 version,
which the Huntington Avenue photo really doesn't.

So he moved the team to Fenway, and played their 1914 World Series games there, and opened Braves Field the next season. Overall, 13 Pennants were won here, in a 44-year span -- as many as the Red Sox have won at Huntington Avenue Grounds and Fenway Park combined in 103 seasons.

Parking for Northeastern University is now on the site -- and save your Joni Mitchell jokes. Columbus Avenue at Hammond Street. Orange Line to Ruggles.
A recent photo of the site

* Third Base Saloon. There’s some question as to what was the first "sports bar": St. Louis Brown Stockings (the team now known as the Cardinals) owner Chris von der Ahe's place on the grounds of Sportsman's Park, or Michael T. McGreevy's establishment that opened just outside the South End Grounds, both in the 1880s.

"I call it Third Base, because it's the last place you go before home," McGreevy would tell people, adding, "Enough said." McGreevy used that phrase, usually accompanied by contributing tobacco to a spittoon or the ground, to settle any and all arguments. Not "Nuf Ced" become his nickname, but he had it (spelled that way) laid in mosaic tile on the bar's floor.

Third Base Saloon became the headquarters of the Royal Rooters, a Beaneaters' booster club, founded during the Pennant-winning season of 1897. In 1901, when the American League and the team that became the Red Sox was formed, Beaneaters founder-owner Arthur Soden made one of the dumbest mistakes in sports history: Despite competition practically next-door to his team, he raised ticket prices.

This infuriated the working-class Irish fan base of the NL club, and they immediately accepted Nuf Ced's suggestion of switching to the AL outfit. (I wonder if they built their park near Nuf Ced's place for just that reason, to get his customers?)
Michael T. McGreevy. Nuf Ced.

Nuf Ced and the Rooters stayed with the Sox after their 1912 move to Fenway, until 1920 when Prohibition closed him down. He died in 1930, and to this day, no Boston baseball team has ever won a World Series without him being present at all home games. (Not legitimately, anyway.)

A park with a bike trail is now on the site, so the address, 940 Columbus Avenue, is no longer in use. The approximate site is the east corner of the X intersection of Columbus Avenue and Melnea Cass Blvd. (Roxbury and the South End are now mostly black, and Cass was a local activist, essentially Boston's answer to Jane Addams, as well as a suffragette and a union leader.) As with the site of South End Grounds, take the Orange Line to Ruggles.

A tribute bar, named McGreevy's Boston, was founded by Dropkick Murphys member Ken Casey, with "an exact replica of McGreevy's original barroom." A sign proclaims that the bar is "1200 Steps to Fenway Park." 911 Boylston Street. Green Line B, C or D train to Hynes-Convention Center.

* Site of Congress Street Grounds. Built in 1890, this was the home of the Boston Reds, who won the only Pennant of the Players' League that year, and moved to the American Association in 1891 and won that league's Pennant. Both leagues folded. Does that make the Reds the original "cursed" baseball team in Boston?
The only known surviving photograph of Congress Street Grounds

The ballpark still stood in 1894, so when the South End Grounds burned down, the Beaneaters moved in, playing 26 "home" games there before the South End Grounds reopened on July 20. One of those games featured the 1st time a player hit 4 home runs in a major league game. It was May 30, 1894, the player was Beaneaters 2nd baseman Bobby Lowe, and all 4 were down the left field line, where the fence was very close. It was a Decoration Day (Memorial Day) doubleheader, and the Beaneaters swept a doubleheader from the Cincinnati Reds, the teams scoring a combined 54 runs in one day. (Lowe hit only 71 home runs in his career, counting those 4. He was better known for his fielding: When he retired in 1907, he had the highest fielding percentage for his position in baseball history.)

It's not clear when the ballpark was demolished. Office buildings now occupy the site, and a scene for The Departed was filmed in an alley there. A bar named simply "Drink" is at 348 Congress Street, between Farnsworth Street and Thomson Place, across the Fort Point Channel from downtown. A 10-minute walk from South Station, past the Boston Tea Party Ship & Museum and the Boston Children's Museum.

* Matthews Arena. Opened on April 16, 1910 as the Boston Arena, this is the oldest currently-used multi-purpose athletic building in use in the world. Northeastern still uses it, while BC, BU, Harvard, MIT and Tufts all once played home games here. It was the Bruins' 1st home, from 1924 to 1928, making it the only remaining original arena of one of the NHL's "Original Six" teams. (The Montreal Forum and Maple Leaf Gardens still stand, but neither was their team's original arena.) The New England Whalers played their 1st season here, 1972-73 and won the 1st World Hockey Association title.

The Celtics played the occasional home game here from 1946 to 1955, on occasions when there was a scheduling conflict with the Garden. In 1985, the Celtics played an alumni game here, with the opposing teams coached by Red Auerbach (his players wearing the white home jerseys) and Bill Russell (who didn't play, his players wearing the road green).

A gift from NU alumnus George J. Matthews led the school to rename the arena for him. In spite of its age, the building is fronted by a modern archway. 238 St. Botolph Street at Massachusetts Avenue. Green Line E train to Symphony. Symphony Hall, Boston's answer to Carnegie Hall, is a block away at Massachusetts and Huntington Avenues.

* Site of Braves Field/Nickerson Field. Although Boston University no longer has a football team, it still plays other sports at Nickerson Field, which opened in 1957. Its home stand is the surviving right field pavilion of Braves Field, where the Braves played from 1915 until they left town.

In return for being allowed to play their 1914 World Series games at Fenway, the Braves invited the Sox to play their Series games at Braves Field, which seated 40,000, a record until the 1st Yankee Stadium was built. The Sox played their home Series games there in 1915, '16 and '18. The Braves themselves only played 1World Series here, in 1948, losing to the Indians, who had just beaten the Sox in a one-game Playoff for the AL Pennant at Fenway, negating the closest call there ever was for an all-Boston World Series.
Notice the ticket office behind the right field pavilion.
Notice also the serious parking issues.

The Braves' top farm team was the Triple-A version of the Milwaukee Brewers, and, with their team in decline after the ’48 Pennant and the Sox having the far larger attendance, they gave up the ghost and moved just before the start of the 1953 season, and then in 1966 to Atlanta.

But they already had Warren Spahn and Eddie Mathews, and, ironically, if they'd just hung on a little longer, they would have had Hank Aaron (they'd already integrated with Sam Jethroe in 1950, 9 years before the Sox finally caved in to the post-1865 world and added Pumpsie Green). They could have played the 1957 and '58 World Series in Boston instead of Milwaukee.

If this had happened, once Ted Williams retired in 1960, interest in the declining Sox would have faded to the point that Tom Yawkey, not a Bostonian, could have gotten frustrated, and the Red Sox could have moved with the Braves staying. If so, while the 1967, '75, '86, 2004, '07 and '13 World Series would have been played somewhere else, Boston would have gained the 1957, '58, '91, '92, '95, '96 and '99 World Series. Or, to put it another way: Since 1953, Boston would have appeared in 7 World Series instead of 6 -- although they would have won 1 instead of 3. (But who knows? Maybe having a ballpark other than Fenway, or Milwaukee County Stadium, or Fulton County Stadium, or Turner Field, changes a result or two.)

And, because of the proximity, there would still have been a big New York-Boston rivalry in baseball, but it would be Mets-Braves. (Of course, this would have meant the Yankees' main rivals would be the Baltimore Orioles -- who are, after all, the closest AL team to them, closer than the Red Sox.)

Instead, the Braves moved, and BU bought the grounds and converted it into Nickerson Field. The NFL's Boston Redskins (named for the Braves) played their 1st season, 1932, at Braves Field, before playing 1933-36 at Fenway and then moving to Washington.

The AFL's Boston Patriots played at Nickerson 1960-62, and then at Fenway 1963-68. A team called the Boston Bulldogs played the 1929 season at Braves Field. A team called, yes, the Boston Yanks played a few NFL games at Braves Field, but Fenway was its main home in its existence, 1944 to 1948. And the Boston Breakers of the USFL played there in 1983.

The field, sadly, is now artificial, so it can stand up to having several sports played on it. The former Braves Field ticket office still stands, converted into the BU Police headquarters. Agganis Arena is across the street from the BUPD HQ. Harry Agganis was one of several athletes of the era nicknamed The Golden Greek, a  a BU quarterback who briefly played for the Red Sox, before getting sick and dying at age 24 in 1955. The extension of Pleasant Street that separates the stadium from the arena is now named Harry Agganis Way. Commonwealth Avenue at Babcock Street. Green Line B train at Pleasant Street.
Nickerson Field. Those dorm towers were built
on the site of the old grandstand.

* TD Garden and site of Boston Garden. The TD Garden, formerly the Shawmut Center, the FleetCenter and the TD Banknorth Garden (TD stands for Toronto-Dominion Bank), opened in 1995, atop Boston’s North Station, as a replacement for the original Boston Garden, home to the NHL’s Bruins starting in 1928 and the NBA’s Celtics starting in 1946.

The old "Gahden" (which stood on the site of the parking lot in front of the new one) and the new one have also, since 1953, hosted the Beanpot hockey tournament, contested by BC, BU, Northeastern and Harvard.

The Celtics finally ended their drought in 2008, winning their 17th NBA Championship, 22 years after winning their 16th in the old Garden. The Bruins ended a drought in 2011, winning their 6th Stanley Cup 39 years after winning their 5th.  (However, they still haven’t clinched at home since Bobby Orr’s "Flying Goal" in 1970, 2 days after Willis Reed limped onto the court and gave the Knicks their 1st title).

The Beatles played the old Garden on September 12, 1964. Elvis Presley played it on November 10, 1971. The new Garden is also home to the Sports Museum of New England. The Democratic Convention was held there in 2004, nominating home-State Senator John Kerry for President.

The old Garden's address was 150 Causeway Street; the new one's is 100 Legends Way. Green (outbound, so no letter necessary) or Orange Line to North Station.

NCAA basketball tournament games have been held at the TD Garden, the Hartford Civic Center (now the XL Center), the Providence Civic Center (now the Dunkin Donuts Center), the Worcester Centrum (now the DCU Center), and the University of Rhode Island's Keaney Gymnasium in Kingston. But no New England building has ever hosted a Final Four, and none ever will, due to attendance requirements, unless the Patriots put a dome on Gillette Stadium.

No school within the city limits of Boston has ever reached the Final Four. One Massachusetts school has: Holy Cross, in Worcester, winning the National Championship in 1947 with George Kaftan, another "Golden Greek," and reaching the Final Four again in '48 with Bob Cousy, a freshman in '47 and ineligible under the rules of the time. (Kaftan is also the last surviving member of the Knicks teams that reached the NBA Finals in 1951 and '52.)

The University of Massachusetts, with its main campus in Amherst, made the Final Four in 1996, under coach John Calipari, but had to vacate the appearance when later Knick Marcus Camby admitted he'd accepted money and gifts from agents. The University of Connecticut (UConn, in Storrs, closer to Boston than to Manhattan) has made it 5 times, winning it all in 1999, 2004, 2011 and 2014, and losing in the Semifinal in 2009.

The only New Hampshire school to make it is Dartmouth, in Hanover, in 1942 and 1944, losing in the Final both times. The only Rhode Island school to make it is Providence, in 1973 and 1987 (coached by future Big East Commissioner Dave Gavitt and future preening schmo Rick Pitino, respectively). No school from Maine or Vermont has ever reached the Final Four.

* Garden Bars. Several noted drinking emporiums are near TD Garden. Perhaps the most famous, and once rated the best sports bar in America by Sports Illustrated, is The Fours, at 166 Canal Street. It's named for "the Miracle of the Fours": 1970 Stanley Cup Finals, Game 4, overtime (therefore the 4th period), winning goal scored by Number 4, Bobby Orr, while tripped up by Noel Picard, Number 4 of the St. Louis Blues, to clinch the Bruins' 4th Stanley Cup. (Some people like to point out that it was Orr's 4th goal of the Finals, but it was actually his 1st.)

As mentioned, the Sports Grille Boston is at 132 Canal Street. McGann's is at 197 Portland Street; while The Greatest Bar – a name, if not an apt description – is at 262 Friend Street.

* Alumni Stadium. Boston College has played football here since 1957, and the Patriots played their 1969 home games here. Prior to 1957, BC played at several sites, including Fenway and Braves Field. Beacon Street at Chestnut Hill Drive. Green Line B train to Boston College.

* Harvard Stadium. The oldest continually-used football stadium in America – the University of Pennsylvania’s Franklin Field is on the oldest continually-used football site– this stadium was built in 1903, and renovations (funded by those wealthy Harvard alums) have kept it in tip-top condition, if not turned it into a modern sports palace.

This stadium is responsible for the legalization of the forward pass in football. When the organization that became the NCAA was founded in 1906, rules changes were demanded to make the game safer. One suggestion was widening the field, but Harvard – at the time, having as much pull as Notre Dame, Michigan and Alabama now do, all rolled into one – insisted that they'd just spent all this money on a new stadium, and didn't want to alter it to suit a rule change. Much as Notre Dame has sometimes been a tail wagging college football's dog, the Crimson were accommodated, and someone suggested the alternative of legalizing the forward pass, which had occasionally been illegally done.

Today, the stadium is best known as the site of the 1968 Harvard-Yale game, where the two ancient rivals both came into the game undefeated, and a furious late comeback from 29-13 down led to the famous Harvard Crimson (school newspaper) headline "HARVARD BEATS YALE 29-29" and a tie for the Ivy League Championship. (Actor Tommy Lee Jones, then listed as "Tom Jones," started at guard for Harvard in that game. His roommate at Harvard was future Vice President Al Gore.) The Patriots played 1970, their 1st season in the NFL and their last season under the name "Boston Patriots," at Harvard Stadium.

Although its mailing address is 79 North Harvard Street in "Allston, MA," and the University is in Cambridge, the stadium is actually on the south, Boston side of the Charles River. Harvard Street at Soldiers Field Road. Unfortunately, it's not that close to public transportation: Your best bet is to take the Red Line to Harvard Square, and walk across the Anderson Memorial Bridge.

A short walk down Soldiers Field Road, at 65 N. Harvard Street, is Jordan Field, the 4,000-seat home of the Harvard men's and women's soccer teams, and of the Boston Breakers -- not a descendant of the USFL team, but the local XI in Women's Professional Soccer. The Breakers previously (2009-11) played at Harvard Stadium. In 2013, the Revolution and the Red Bulls played a U.S. Open Cup game at Jordan Field, the only time the Revs have actually played a competitive match within the city limits of Boston. (The Revs won, 4-2.)

* Gillette Stadium. The NFL's New England Patriots and MLS' New England Revolution have played here since 2002. It was built next-door to the facility known as Schaefer Stadium, Sullivan Stadium and Foxboro Stadium, which was torn down and replaced by the Patriot Place mall.

The Pats played at the old stadium from 1971 to 2001 (their last game, a Playoff in January 2002, being the Snow Bowl or Tuck Game against the Oakland Raiders). It was home to the New England Tea Men of the North American Soccer League and, from 1996 to 2001, of MLS' Revs. Games of the 1994 World Cup and the 1999 Women's World Cup were played there.

Before the Tea Men, the NASL's Boston Minutemen played there, including Mozambicuan-Portuguese legend Eusébio da Silva Ferreira (like many Portuguese and Brazilian players, usually known by just his first name). Because of this, and because of New England's large Portuguese community, a statue of Eusébio stands at Gillette, possibly puzzling people who don't know soccer and only go for Patriots games. The statue was there at least as far back as 2010, well before his recent death.

The U.S. national soccer team played 10 games at Foxboro Stadium, winning 7. They've now played 12 at Gillette as well, winning 7. The most recent game was last September 8, a 4-1 loss to Brazil. Games of the 2003 Women's World Cup were played there.

BC played a couple of football games at the old stadium in the early 1980s, thanks to the popularity of quarterback Doug Flutie. The old stadium was basically an oversized version of a high school stadium, complete with aluminum benches for fans, and it was terrible. The new stadium is so much better.

It has one problem: The location is awful. It’s just off U.S. Route 1, not a freeway such as I-95, and except for Pats’ gamedays, when an MBTA commuter rail train will take you right there, the only way to get there without a car is to take the MBTA Forge Park-495 Line from South Station to Walpole, and then get a taxi. That’ll cost you $18 each way, as I found out when I went to see the New York Red Bulls play the Revs in June 2010.

60 Washington Street (Route 1) – or “1 Patriot Place,” Foxboro. It’s actually closer to downtown Providence, Rhode Island than to downtown Boston. Adjoining is the Patriot Place mall.

* Suffolk Downs. Opened in 1935, this is New England's premier horse-racing track. On their last tour, on August 18, 1966, the Beatles played here. However, as horse racing has declined, so has the track, to the point that New England's best known race, the Massachusetts Handicap (or the Mass Cap) hasn't been run since 2008. Previously, it had been won by such legendary horses as Seabiscuit, Whirlaway, Riva Ridge and Cigar.

So, unless you really loved the film Seabiscuit or are a huge Beatlemaniac, I'd say that if you don't have the time to see everything on this list, this is the 1st item you should cross off. 525 McClellan Highway, at Waldemar Avenue, in the East Boston neighborhood, near Logan Airport. Blue Line to Suffolk Downs station.

* Museum of Fine Arts. This is Boston's equivalent to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I'm not saying you have to visit, but you should see one major Boston tourist site that doesn't involve sports, and it's a 10-minute walk from Fenway and a 5-minute walk from the sites of the Huntington Avenue and South End Grounds. 465 Huntington Avenue at Parker Street. Green Line E train to Museum of Fine Arts station.

* Museum of Science. Boston's answer to the Museum of Natural History and the Hayden Planetarium, the MoS has just completed a major renovation to update its exhibits. 1 Science Park, on the Monsignor O'Brien Highway, as part of a dam on the Charles River. Green Line to Science Park/West End.

* Freedom Trail. Boston's most familiar tourist trap is actually several, marked by a red brick sidewalk and red paint on streets. Historic sites include Boston's old and new City Halls, Massachusetts' old and new State Houses (old: Built 1711, with the State Street subway station somehow built into it; "new": 1798), the Old North Church (where Paul Revere saw the two lanterns hung) and the Old South Meeting House (where Samuel Adams started the Boston Tea Party and would be horrified at the right-wing bastards using the "Tea Party" name today), Revere's house, the Boston Tea Party Ship, the U.S.S. Constitution, and the Bunker Hill Monument.

The Trail starts at Boston Common, at Park and Tremont Streets. Green or Red Line to Park Street.

* Cambridge. Home to Harvard and MIT, it is not so much "Boston’s Brooklyn" (despite the name, that wouldn't be Brookline, either, but would be South Boston or "Southie" and neighboring Dorchester) as "Boston's Greenwich Village," particularly since Harvard Square was the center of Boston's alternative music scene in the Fifties and Sixties, where performers like Joan Baez and the aforementioned Kingston Trio became stars. Later, it would be rock acts like Aerosmith and the J. Geils Band that would make their names in Cambridge.

The city is also home to the Longfellow House, home of the poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. And while Harvard Yard is worth a visit, it does not allow motorized vehicles, so, no, you cannot, as the old saying demonstrating the Boston accent goes, "Pahk yuh cah in Hahvuhd Yahd." Centered around Harvard Square at 1400 Massachusetts Avenue. Red Line to Harvard Square.

* John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum. Ask now what a visit here can do for you, ask what you can do on your visit here (or "heah").

Unlike the Franklin D. Roosevelt Library, which is a 2-hour drive north of Midtown Manhattan in Hyde Park, closer to Albany, the JFK Library is much more accessible – not just to drivers and non-drivers alike, but to anyone. Maybe it's because it's more interactive, but maybe it's also because FDR is a figure of black-and-white film and scratchy radio recordings, while JFK is someone whose television images and color films make him more familiar to us, even though he's been dead for over 50 years now. (Incredibly, he's now been dead longer than he was alive.)

Sometimes it seems as though his Library is less about his time than it is about our time, and the time beyond. While I love the FDR Library, there's no doubt in my mind that this is the best Presidential Library or Museum there is. Columbia Point, on the Boston campus of the University of Massachusetts. Red Line to JFK/UMass, plus a shuttle bus.

Also on the UMass-Boston campus is the Clark Athletic Center, which hosted one of the 2000 Presidential Election's debates between Al Gore and George W. Bush. 100 Morrissey Blvd., 4 blocks from the JFK Library.

Other Massachusetts Presidential sites include the JFK Tour at Harvard, JFK's birthplace at 83 Beals Street in Brookline (Green Line B train to Babcock Street), those involving John and John Quincy Adams in Quincy (Red Line to Quincy Center – not to the "Quincy Adams" stop), the house at 173 Adams Street in Milton where George H.W. Bush was born (Red Line to Milton, now has a historical marker although the house itself is privately owned and not available for tours), and the Calvin Coolidge Presidential Library and Museum, in Northampton, where he was Mayor before becoming the State's Governor and then President (20 West Street, 100 miles west of Boston, although Greyhound goes there). Closer than Northampton are sites relating to Franklin Pierce in Concord and Hillsboro, New Hampshire.

Salem, home to the witch trials, is to the north: MBTA Commuter Rail Newburyport/Rockport Line out of North Station to Salem. Plymouth, where the Pilgrims landed and set up the Massachusetts Bay Colony, is to the south: MBTA Kingston/Plymouth Line out of South Station to Kingston, then switch to FreedomLink bus.

Lexington & Concord? Lexington: Red Line north to its terminal at Alewife, then switch to the 62 or 76 bus. Concord: MBTA Fitchburg/South Acton Line out of North Station to Concord. Bunker Hill? 93 bus on Washington Street, downtown, to Bunker Hill & Monument Streets, across the river in the Charlestown neighborhood, then 2 blocks down Monument.

The Bull & Finch Pub, which was used for the exterior shot and the basis for the interior shot of Cheers, was at 84 Beacon Street at Brimmer Street, across from Boston Common and near the State House. It's since been bought and turned into an official Cheers, with the upstairs Hampshire House (the basis for the show's Melville's) also part of the establishment. Green Line to Arlington.

A version designed to look more like the one on the show, complete with an "island bar" instead of a "wall bar," is at Faneuil Hall. Congress & Market Streets. Orange or Blue Line to State, since Government Center is closed for renovations.

The Suffolk County Court House, recognizable from David E. Kelley's legal dramas Ally McBeal, The Practice and Boston Legal, is at the Scollay Square/Government Center complex. The official address is 3 Pemberton Street, at Somerset Street. Again, use State, due to the closure of Government Center.

The Prudential Tower, a.k.a. the Prudential Center, at 749 feet the tallest building in the world outside New York when it opened in 1964, contains a major mall. 800 Boylston Street. The finish line of the Boston Marathon, and the site of the bombing, is at 755 Boylston at Ring Road. Green Line B, C or D to Copley, or E to Prudential.

There are two John Hancock Buildings in Boston, although neither one officially carries the name anymore. The older one, at 200 Berkeley Street at St. James Avenue, went up in 1947 and is better known as the Berkeley Building. It is 495 feet high counting a spire that lights up, and is a weather beacon, complete with poem:

Steady blue, clear view.
Flashing blue, clouds due.
Steady red, rain ahead.
Flashing red, snow instead.

If it's flashing red during baseball season, when snow is not expected (except maybe in April), that means that day's Red Sox game has been postponed. When the Sox won the Series * in 2004, '07 and '13, it flashed red and blue: "Flashing blue and red, the Curse of the Bambino is dead!"

The glass-facaded newer building, at 200 Clarendon (which is now its official name as well) across from the old one, was completed in 1976 and is 790 feet tall, making it not just the tallest in Boston, in Massachusetts, or in New England, but the tallest in North America east of Manhattan. Green Line to Copley.

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I hope every Yankee Fan gets to see at least one game at Fenway Park -- although not necessarily a Yankees-Red Sox game. Those games are not for the faint of heart. But it is a truly great experience to see a game there. And, since the plans for a New Fenway Park were scuttled a few years ago, it looks like the original will be in place well past its recent Centennial.

Good luck, and remember: Safety first. Despite Boston's reputation of having several fine medical centers, if given a choice, it's better to be an uninjured coward than a hospitalized tough guy.

Another Giardi Screwup Means Weak Yanks Swept by A's

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Yankees score at least 4 runs: 4-0
Not: 1-8

In the finale of their home series with the Oakland Athletics, the Yankees took a 1-0 lead in the 2nd inning, and a 2-1 lead in the 4th. The A's tied it in the 5th, but, through 6 innings, it was still 2-2.

Luis Severino had gone 6 innings, allowing 2 runs on 7 hits and no walks. A manager with a brain instead of a binder would have let him pitch the 7th.

Joe Girardi is a manager with a binder instead of a brain. He saw that Severino had thrown 103 pitches, and sent Chasen Shreve in to pitch the 7th. Shreve, as you no doubt saw last season, stinks. He allowed 2 runs.

The Yankees got a run back in the bottom of the 7th, but Girardi compounded his stupid decision by bringing Johnny Barbato in to pitch the 8th. He allowed 2 runs. He brought Kirby Yates in to pitch the 9th, and he allowed a run.

Would the Yankees have won 3-2 if Girardi had let Severino pitch the 7th? Would 3 runs, which usually isn't enough, have been enough this time? We'll never know. But we deserved to find out. So did Severino. So did the rest of the Yankees.

Instead, Girardi screwed up. A's 7, Yankees 3. WP: Rich Hill (2-2). SV: Ryan Madson (6). LP: Shreve (1-1). 2016 Girardi Screwup Count: 2.

Out go the A's, in come the Tampa Bay Rays. At least we won't be losing to a dirty team managed by the classless Joe Maddon.

How the Mets Explain "Game of Thrones"

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George R.R. Martin, author of the the books that comprise the series A Song of Ice and Fire, and inspired the HBO series Game of Thrones (taken from the title of the 1st book in the series), has a Twitter account. Nevertheless, there is a joke: "George R.R. Martin isn't on Twitter, because he's already killed 140 characters."

Martin is from Bayonne, New Jersey, just across the Hudson River from New York City. He is a fan of the New York Mets, and also of the New York Jets.

This explains a lot of things. Season 6 of Game of Thrones premieres on Sunday. Perhaps no show fandom in history has hated spoilers more, but, really, there's the books. (Although there are plenty of differences.) Anyway... Brace yourself: Spoilers are coming.

Top 10 Ways George R.R. Martin Being a Mets Fan Explains Game of Thrones

First, let me mention a few that didn't quite make the cut: The Best of the Rest.

Winter Is Coming. Did you ever attend an early-season game at Shea Stadium? Sometimes, the wind blasted off Flushing Bay, swirled around under the overhangs, and made a Met game in April, or even in May, as cold as a Jet game in December.

Scary, Noisy, Smelly Flying Creatures. ASOIAF/GoT has dragons. Citi Field, like its predecessor Shea Stadium, has planes taking off from LaGuardia International Airport. Citi Field was also featured in the film Sharknado 2.

Zombies.ASOIAF/GoT has the White Walkers. On September 13, 2013 (a Friday the 13th), in connection with the film Warm Bodies, whose climax was filmed at Citi Field, Zombie Night was held at the ballpark.

There's a difference, though: Unlike Met fans, zombies seem to be aware that they need brains.

Now, for the Top 10.

1. The Long Waits. Waiting for a new season of GoT can be interminable. Waiting for a new ASOIAF book is even longer.

Mets' Pennant wait: 1973 to 1986. 13 years.
Mets' Pennant wait: 1986 to 2000. 14 years.
Mets' Pennant wait: 2000 to 2015. 15 years.
Mets' Pennant wait: 2015 to 2031? 16 years?

2. The Immaturity. You could argue that a preoccupation with fantasy is a sign of a mind that is not fully mature. Or maybe it isn't.

However, where the TV version shows an immaturity is in its attitudes toward nudity and sex. Most of it is not necessary to either move the story along or to express some artistic vision. It's just there to either titillate the viewer or to humiliate the female characters.

I'm not saying Met fans are immature when it comes to nudity or sex. But, in general, they are immature.

3. The Daddy Issues. Ned Stark, patriarch of House Stark, was executed, and his decision to sacrifice himself, which didn't work, changed everything for the worse. Aerys Targaryen, went mad and had to be killed, thus sparking his daughter Danerys' mission. The dark truth about the parentage of Cersei Lannister's children is that their father isn't her husband Robert Baratheon, who usurped Aerys as King, but her own twin brother, Jamie Lannister. And while we are told that Ned is Jon Snow's father, this may not be true: Fans' guesses at who Jon's real father is tend to try to "explain the whole show."

The Dodgers and Giants left New York, stolen from the fans by their greedy owners, and Met fans have been trying to emulate their efforts ever since. But the Mets'"guardians" have taken it a step further. Their founder wasn't a patriarch, but a martiarch, Joan Payson. This may explain the choice of a name for their first stadium: They named it not for Mrs. Payson, but for the male figure most responsible for the Mets' very existence: If Mrs. Payson was the Mets' mother, then their father was Bill Shea.

Since then? Mrs. Payson fell into a long illness, leaving her unable to handle the team's day-to-day affairs, and then died. Her illness and death put the team in control of a new "mommy," her daughter Lorinda de Roulet, and a new "daddy," M. Donald Grant, the Cersei and Jamie of Flushing Meadow. (As far as I know, they weren't bed-partners, but if they were, few Met fans would be surprised.)

Then came Fred Wilpon and Nelson Doubleday. When Daddy Fred bought Uncle Nelson out, the team went to pieces, and Daddy Fred's son Jeff, not the team, is the favored son. Well, shouldn't he be, since Jeff is his actual son? But giving Jeff effective control did the Mets fewer favors than Big Ed McCaskey, son-in-law of George Halas, did the Chicago Bears when he handed the keys to the kingdom over to his son Mike McCaskey, and he eventually had to take the keys back. Fred hasn't done this to Jeff yet. (Nor has Charles Dolan, owner of the Knicks and Rangers, yet done this with his son, Guitar Jimmy.)

4. The Focus On the Younger Siblings. The Mets are always going to be "the little brother franchise" to the Yankees. In ASOIAF/GoT, foolishness and/or tragedy often befalls the eldest sibling: Viserys Targaryen, Robb Stark, Cersei Lannister, Joffrey Baratheon. (In some cases, they deserve it. But not in all cases.)

Neither Danerys, nor Sansa Stark, nor Arya Stark, nor Tyrion Lannister, nor Tommen Baratheon was meant to be heir to their house's head. But all currently have much more of the focus of the books and the show than their eldest siblings.

5. Bastards. Characters named "Snow" are not necessarily related to each other. Nor are characters named "Sand." These are surnames given to illegitimate children. The names are always attached to them: Jon is never simply "Jon," always "Jon Snow," as if to remind him, "You are one of us, yet you are not one of us." In other words, the bastards get all of the drawbacks of being a member of a particular family, and few of the perks. Yet they seem to have more nobility than those of natural birth.

The major exception, thus far, being Joffrey, who became King upon the death of his official father, Robert Baratheon, but (known only to a few) is actually the son of the twins Cersei and Jamie Lannister.

Now that Ned and Robb Stark are both dead, "the hero" of the show, if there is such a thing, appears to be Jon, who still thinks Westeros, and House Stark (to which, being a bastard, he has never fully belonged), are worth fighting for.

What does this have to do with the Mets? Met fans believe in the myth that the Yankees "cheat," and are therefore "illegitimate." In contrast, Yankee Fans look upon the Mets as the illegitimate offspring of the Dodgers and the Giants. Certainly, I've known a few Met fans who were the other kind of "bastard."

6. A Hero Who "Knows Nothing." Ygritte, Jon's girlfriend from behind the Wall, frequently told him, "You know nothing, Jon Snow." It's not that Jon is stupid, but he started out having a lot to learn.

I have questioned the knowledge, the intelligence, and the judgment of Met fans many times. And I will again. I'm not saying they know nothing, but they don't know as much as Yankee Fans, and a lot of what they believe they know simply isn't true. (Examples: New York is a National League town, the NL is better than the American League, the '86 Mets were better than the '98 Yankees, Roger Clemens was a steroid cheat and Mike Piazza wasn't, Matt Harvey is an "ace," the Mets' 2015 Pennant puts them ahead of the Yankees when they still haven't won the World Series in 30 years, etc.)

7. False Kings. Aerys Targaryen may have had to be removed from the throne due to his murderous madness, but Robert Baratheon was never a legitimate King. Nor was his son Joffrey, illegitimate both on the throne and of his birth. Nor is Robert's other son, Joffrey's brother Tommen. Nor was Robb, who, in his rebellion against Joffrey, proclaimed himself "King in the North." Nor have been any of the leaders who have called themselves "King-Beyond-the-Wall," most recently Mance Rayder.

Since the Fall of House Seaver in 1977, Met fans have put their faith in many a "false king." Lee Mazzilli. Keith Hernandez. Dwight Gooden. Bill Pulsipher. Mike Piazza. David Wright. The latest have been Matt Harvey, Yoenis Cespedes and the recently-departed Daniel Murphy.

8. The Need to "Take Over" from a "False King." Every so often, Met fans have said they're going to "take over New York" or "take back New York" from the Yankees, whom they see as false kings, illegitimate rulers, usurpers. They did it in 1969, lost it again in 1976, took it back in 1984, lost it again in 1993, and haven't regained it since. No, the 2015 Pennant does not mean that the Mets have "taken back New York." Not by a long shot.

Likewise, Robb and Danerys were determined to take over from House Baratheon/Lannister. Robb failed because he trusted the wrong people, and paid for it with his life. Danerys? Stay tuned.

9. Shocking Defeats. Ned's sacrifice. The Red Wedding. Ygritte's death. Jon's apparent death at the end of last season.

Gooden vs. Mike Scioscia in 1988. Dropping the last 5 games in 1998, when winning any 1 of them would have gotten the Mets into the Playoffs. Kenny Rogers in 1999. The 2000 World Series, the most humiliating moment in Met history. (Watching the Yankees clinch at Shea Stadium must've been like if Jon Snow had to watch Joffrey screw Ygritte right in front of him, and she liked it.) Yadier Molina's home run and Carlos Beltran's called 3rd strike in 2006. Tom Glavine's meltdown in 2007. The "Groundhog Day" loss of 2008. And the Mets' unique achievement of blowing leads in 5 games in a single World Series, including the game they ended up winning, last year.

10. A Tendency Toward Unhappy Endings. George R.R. Martin is not George Lucas. He's not Steven Spielberg. He's not Frank Capra. He's more Martin Scorsese: The endings tend to be depressing. Or Francis Ford Coppola or Quentin Tarantino: Even when the ending is favorable to the main character, it's going to be bloody, and a shadow will hang over it all.

There are those who believe that the "Ice and Fire" are Jon Snow and Danerys the Unburnt, who will end up together, overthrown the Baratheons/Lannisters, and rule the Seven Kingdoms together. But, as I said, Martin is not Lucas, who believes in happy endings. Whenever things look like they're looking up, that's when GoT fans need to quote one of the more familiar lines from the Star Wars films: "I've got a bad feeling about this!"

Anyone familiar with the Mets, or the Jets -- and Martin is a fan of both -- knows not to expect happy endings. Met fans may quote Tug McGraw and say, "Ya gotta believe!" and talk about "Magic" and "Miracles," but who's kidding who?

No matter how bad things get for the Yankees and the Giants, there's always the belief that they'll be competent enough, or (at least, in the Yankees' case) rich enough, to find a way to get out of it. But no matter how good things get for the Mets and the Jets, there's always the sinking feeling that something is going to happen -- whether a blunder or something beyond the team's control, like an injury or an opponent coming through with a stunning victory -- that will ruin it all.

Maybe Martin will write a happy ending to his saga. After all, he's announced that the 7th and final book will be titled A Dream of Spring.

But that doesn't mean that the dream will come true. Or maybe it will. Remember this exchange, taking place in New York, in the film Watchmen? With everything in total disarray? In 1977, when the Grant/Seaver fiasco exploded, and the Yankees, like the City itself, barely held together long enough to get it right?

Nite Owl: "What the hell happened to us? What happened to the American Dream?"
Comedian: "'What happened to the American Dream?' It came true! You're looking at it!"

If you're a ASOIAF/GoT fan, do you really want George Martin's dream to come true?
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